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Plane vs. Cow
MSNBC | Submitted by: Jean
"I had to put the aircraft down straight away and spotted a likely field where I could see there were cows. They were all on my right hand side except one on my left. I narrowly missed a fence and touched down and then the silly cow ran across to join her mates on the other side of the field... I clipped her and she went rolling away but seemed unhurt and carried on grazing. The aircraft was very slightly damaged."
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From: yustax [D4rK]
Date: 19-Dec-2008 20:56
Slighty damaged indeed against you say was moving silly meat? First to say fuck you France, love from Venezuela. P.S: We hate froggers shit.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 19-Dec-2008 21:03
From: abcdipstick [Red is grey, and yellow,white]Huh? Date: 19-Dec-2008 20:59 This isn't rotten, it's just unfortunate the pilot wasn't horrifically maimed. What a shitty topic for a FFA. ..................... yawn... That's ok by me. I can still make fun of yer dumbass. heh heh heh http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ACpNVD5GMUw&feature=related
From: t0llyb0ng [suicide b0nger]
Date: 19-Dec-2008 21:16
The biplane were vintageous The landing were hazardous Whilst the cow were sillious rollious & tittious
From: burritoxl [Vigi]
Date: 19-Dec-2008 21:22
I'm going to say what "Jay" would say: "wuz da cow nekkid?"
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 19-Dec-2008 21:24
IN A WORLD where cow tipping was kind of lame, ONE COURAGEOUS PILOT would bring it to a whole new level... Damn, I wish that hot DirtySlut were here.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 19-Dec-2008 21:26
ABC, thank you -- I hate people who go on about "education" when they have had the same chance I and many others have had and were too fucking lazy and/or unmotivated to do what was needed to get it. Damn whiners. No shit, if I had been raised in a place where drinking, fucking, and fighting were the only ways to have fun, I would have moved like yesterday. Betcha the town had a library but that asshole seldom if ever stepped in it.
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 19-Dec-2008 21:34
Did someone say cock binge? Oh, hi, Commie! Fancy meeting you here. How strange we should just... run... -Suddenly grabs Commie around the waist and starts bingeing on cock.-
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 19-Dec-2008 21:37
GD, I would have stayed in high school and college if it wasn't a miserable excuse to brainwash me into becoming a good little drone. Yes, I graduated high school, btw...after fucking around and getting straight F's for about 8 years (5th grade on) or so I finally took 5 months to make up a shitload of work. I half assed it and came out with solid A's and B's. Public education is absolutely worthless if I can dick around, smoke a shitload of pot and make up that much work in that much time without even trying. College was identical to high school, aside from the arrogance of the teachers there. It's all a scam. I love to learn. It's great to find out new things...but the way the gubmint wants it done is anathema to my good sense. I can compromise only so much.
From: yustax [D4rK]
Date: 19-Dec-2008 21:38
Ahhhh, thats sad I did wanna hack his computer and release his fucking gay froginess out to the boiling water. Me Sad.
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 19-Dec-2008 21:42
Well GD, If you want to continue the fight on this thread, then so be it. I was raised in that enviroment but left as soon as I was able. You can't control where or how you are raised. The desire to be able to protect myself is something that I will never be rid of and makes me the person I am today. No dojos for me. No need to fight for fun when I already learned how to do it for real when my life was on the line. I always call you out when you are a pompous ass. I always will call out anyone who does it. You just do it more often than most. And you have never addressed it. You always imply I am an idiot on every thread that I am on. Back the fuck off and I will be more than happy to back off of you. Start the shit again and I will be more than happy to call you out on it. Others may like you, but I have never been interested in a popularity contest.
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 19-Dec-2008 21:47
And my town did have a library in it. Pretty good for a town in the middle of no where, population 2,000. I read every SF book in it. Didn't care for the other crap. I also read every SF book in every University I went to for the next 12 years. I have slowed down lately, I only have about 3,000 SF books in my private collection. How is that for pompous? Does it look familiar?
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 19-Dec-2008 21:51
Don't worry, I don't have much in the way of teeth. And that nice, strange feeling stroking your head is my swallowing with my eyes.
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 19-Dec-2008 21:56
Fallout 3 has it's charms, but there's nothing like the dialogue from the 1997 original: Kane: I've heard of you. You're the one that took out Gizmo over in Junktown. Killian must have paid you a good sum for that job. Are you here for some work, maybe? Vault Dweller: Work for this dump? You've got to be joking. Kane: I hope for your sake that was an attempt at humor. Do not cross us, you will regret it. Vault Dweller: Yeah, Whatever, tough guy. Kane: I don't think you understood me. Let me clarify. If you don't watch your manners, you'll find yourself dead, tough guy. Vault Dweller: No, let me clarify - if you don't watch it, I'll be wearing your ass for a shoe. _____ Father Lasher: How dare you enter my sanctuary with a weapon in your hand! Oaf! Get out! Vault Dweller: You don't like drawn weapons? You're gonna hate what I do with it next. _____ Butch: What do you want? Vault Dweller: I need to ask you a few questions. Butch: Time is money. Chit-chat is not money. You here about the job or what? Vault Dweller: Here for the what or the money? _____ Mutant Lieutenant: Now what do we have here? I've been told you wish to divulge information of the utmost importance. I do hope so. Vault Dweller: On one condition. Mutant Lieutenant: Conditions? How delightful. Go ahead, amuse me with your...condition. Vault Dweller: Put a bag over your head so I can stand being in your presence.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 19-Dec-2008 21:58
How is that for pompous? Does it look familiar? _____________________________________________ That's about the first sensible thing you've posted. I can get with that. Why then do you often choose to play the persona of a moron whose parents have been related for generations? Makes no sense.
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 19-Dec-2008 22:13
We frogs can use our eyeballs to help ourselves swallow. Now I'm puffing up my throat and vibrating my air sacs. Hehehe! Ribbit! -Grins a smile wider than shoulders.-
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 19-Dec-2008 22:19
I don't play at persona's GD. I am who I am. I do not come here for applause or to impress people. Sometimes I am moronic, sometimes I am funny(rarely, but I try), and sometimes I am just an asshole(even more rare). I come hear to enjoy myself with like minded people who also have a taste for the bizarre and disgusting side of life. It is recreation. A chance to get out of the box I am in with work and raising my children. It is much cheaper than a therapist or divorce. But the one thing that is the same outside of rotten and inside of it is that I do not tolerate asses. You are always an ass to me and very condescending on every thread I am on. Do not let the fact that I read change your opinion. I have not read many of the classics. I find them long winded, boring and predictable. I am who I am.
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 19-Dec-2008 22:21
ABC, When my kids ask what I do for a living, I tell them word problems and I am a human lie detector. It is sad, but it is what I do. Is it OK to admit that I enjoy it?
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 19-Dec-2008 22:23
Try it. Okay. How about now? 
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 19-Dec-2008 22:25
Wait! you're not supposed to fall asleep while you're... tripping. Ah hell, he'll see.
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 19-Dec-2008 22:38
-Runs in naykee, dripping and giggling. Points at donutman.- You're an idiot! -Runs back out, squealing in glee and leaving a wet trail on the carpet.-
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 19-Dec-2008 22:44
Froggy, If you are going to do it naked, you can call me anything you want. But I guarantee you that I would catch your slippery ass before you ever got away. I grew up by a river and caught a lot of slippery things. And that was before I hit puberty.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 19-Dec-2008 22:55
When you stop asserting that I am a fucking snob and "correcting" me for it, I'll stop calling you a moron. Now everything is for the best, in the best of all possible worlds.
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 19-Dec-2008 22:56
PPP, To do it right you should do it more like this. From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 19-Dec-2008 20:40 Donutman has never heard of different body types and varied metabolism, Commie You don't actually call me an idiot. You just imply that I have never heard of the words "body types", "metabolism", and "and".
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 19-Dec-2008 23:02
I'm having fun reading "Reigen" by Schnitzler. Good playwright and a horny bastard. You've catapulted me into reading in German again . Shit I've forgotten so much in 20 odd years.
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 19-Dec-2008 23:05
Technically GD, I don't "correct" you. I merely point out the fact that you are an ass. Correcting would imply that I am fact finding or checking your spelling.
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 19-Dec-2008 23:08
GD, Are you ever going to address the fact that you are extremely condescending to me and have repeatedly implied or flat out said that I am an idiot or is that just OK in your book? Address the issue for once. I dare you. I double dog dare you.
From: pontius
Date: 19-Dec-2008 23:10
Hi again, GD, after a pleasant morning exercise, I had a few whiskeys and then proceeded to eat too much. I think I'll have to take a nap soon. Nut, you don't even know how much 1 times the other 1 is. (Not the same 1, mind you). See?
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 19-Dec-2008 23:13
PPP, What size bat should a 14 year old use who is 5'6" 134 pounds? Don't sweat it. Its a trick question. I didn't tell you what organization he was playing in.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 19-Dec-2008 23:17
Well, Pontius, I am about to go do some useful work. I have another pile of forensic work on my table. I wish people were more organized and not wait until the last minute and then be in a damn rush. Now I am whining, and it's money in the bank. I'll drop you a line to morrow to inquire about your love life. I was fun today, nicht war? Schlaff gut und schlaff gesund, die ganze nicht, kugelrund 
From: pontius
Date: 19-Dec-2008 23:20
SUPERLOL - Don't talk about my love life and then say schlaff, GD, hahaha. You might say schlaf, but hey, schlaff! Hahaha. Nut, 0 points. Answering a question with a question is childish. I'm out, I'll go for a walk and get some work done, too.
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 19-Dec-2008 23:24
PPP, Point to me. You asked me an obscure question that you knew the answer to and I answered with the same. My turn. How many ways can a runner score from third base with less than two outs? Don't use google to keep it fair.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 19-Dec-2008 23:25
ROFLMAO -- I saw that! "Schlaf" vs. "Schlaff". I almost spilled my tea on the table with my samples. 3 ferocious ADAs would be chasing me with the longest bats they could find! Bis spaeter.
From: abyss
Date: 20-Dec-2008 00:27
 ASA - Custom Semi-Auto .308 Future Weapons: AA-12 Combat Shotgun & Grizzley APC (1 of 2) http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=7dKIZauSf5s My favourite. It has it all! Just a drive by. Finally got another car today. Totally rapped. My boy is 1 year old tomorrow. We are going for a road trip. Out.
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 00:27
Checked back and the site is still dead, Isn't this an international site? I would even read posts from Australia, Europe or even the far east. Well, as long as they don't type r's in place of L's. That's just to damn irritating. Slant eyed bastards.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 01:17
'As it turned out, the three men were plain-clothed Galveston police officers who had been called to the area regarding three white prostitutes soliciting a white man and a black drug dealer.' Read 'black drug dealer' as n1gger pimp. (Guys.....NEVER go NEAR a white woman associated with black trash) Word to the wise.
From: kushed
Date: 20-Dec-2008 01:24
Aee you Pink Floyd? yes..... yes I am.... hahaha
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 01:29
LOL, then I'm glad that it's advice for Guys only, DD. Else I would have missed a good half-dozen (at least) of stupefyingly ecstatic lays (Renee from Seattle and the long tall Barbara were incredible). I have never cared if my sweeties consorted even with green martians. I'm a devoted and designated race "traitor" (as iin 'trattoria') How you doin' ozzerweiss, you nut!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 01:35
Ay, that incestuous, that adulterate beast, With witchcraft of his wit, with traitorous gifts,-- O wicked wit, and gifts that have the power So to seduce!--won to his shameful lust The will of my most seeming-virtuous queen. (I.V.42-5) 'Omlette; I am thy father's giblet.' Some hemlock pour thoust Gertrudinous Socratic self? (and not my own venom) ha!
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 01:39
I don't wanna work and I have a shitpile of stuff to do. I wanna escape to Tahiti like Gauguin and cast the woo on the Wahines. I am having Spring fever and its cold as hell (for here)
From: kushed
Date: 20-Dec-2008 01:48
Paul Gauguin, renowned for his paintings of exotic idylls and Polynesian beauties, was a sadist who battered his wife, exploited his friends and lied to the world about the erotic Eden he claimed to have discovered on the South Sea island of Tahiti. hahaha google is easy
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 01:50
Hemingway's literary style leaves a lot to be desired; (two sentences and out)..I prefer Dickens's format whereby someone whom actually can hold a thought in his head for more than 10 seconds can perceive! On Dickens' last trip to the States; the ENTIRE congress attended his recital as a body. No shit. And Tolstoy had a likeness of Dickens above the foot of his bed for inspiration. Also no shit. Dickens penned a not to George Eliot exclaiming he had recognized her prose as coming from a woman.....due to the sensitivity of her prose. Also no shit.
From: pontius
Date: 20-Dec-2008 01:52
I spent a beautiful afternoon paying bills. Awesomely exciting. Or was it excitingly awesome, can't remember now. Due to the bloody freezing 31°C (20°C at night! I tried to cut my mattress open and climb inside, but I couldn't get through the springs), I might have pneumonia by tomorrow.
From: pontius
Date: 20-Dec-2008 01:56
I preferred the endings "How droll" and "Writ Large" to "No shit" and "Also no shit" - sounds a bit dumb. Actually, it's dumb and dumber. 
From: kushed
Date: 20-Dec-2008 01:56
Hugh Hefner The interesting thing is how one guy, through living out his own fantasies, is living out the fantasies of so many other people.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 01:59
I am fond of Dickens, DD. So strange that his novels were mostly published in installments in the local tabloids. I think that by now, they have been translated in every language. He was a fine storyteller with a point of view. Rare!
From: kushed
Date: 20-Dec-2008 02:04
For who can wonder that man should feel a vague belief in tales of disembodied spirits wandering through those places which they once dearly affected, when he himself, scarcely less separated from his old world than they, is for ever lingering upon past emotions and bygone times, and hovering, the ghost of his former self, about the places and people that warmed his heart of old?
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 02:04
Pontius -- I hate paying bills and I have my quarterly to prepare. I am indeed going to escape to some islandish Eden. I had better say that in front of OG or he'll send me to England or to the cold mists of the Orkneys. If Morgause was still there (Or even her ghost) I might brave the cold and be tempted.
From: kushed
Date: 20-Dec-2008 02:05
Merry Christmas! ... What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older, and not an hour richer; a time for balancing your books and having every item in 'em through a round dozen of months presented against you? If I would work my will ... every idiot who goes about with "Merry Christmas," on his lips, should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart
From: kushed
Date: 20-Dec-2008 02:06
It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to, than I have ever known.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 02:12
DD and Pontius, back to work for me. Yule is tomorrow, and I expect a few Witches to come and celebrate. I madesome mead last year and it should be very good by now. Best Yule I ever had was in England, huge bonfire in the New Forest. This will be more modest but fine all the same.
From: kushed
Date: 20-Dec-2008 02:14
The world breaks everyone ... those that will not break it kills. It kills the very good and the very gentle and the very brave impartially. If you are none of these you can be sure it will kill you too but there will be no special hurry.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 02:17
GD; I have always been fascinated by Iceland. It it is similar to Britain in many respects, but obviously the topography, racial homogeneity, general global isolation, politics, power, weather, etc. are vastly divergent. But Iceland in the summer looks sublime. Hey; it might give me a chance to see some unusual wildlife and wear my $300 leather jacket I never get to wear! And can I fuck BJORK?
From: kushed
Date: 20-Dec-2008 02:20
The modern English word Yule likely derives from the word yoole, from 1450, which developed from the Old English term geōl and geōla before 899. The term has been linked to and may originate from the Old Norse Jōl.[1] The etymology of the name of the feast of Yule (Old Norse jól, Anglo-Saxon geohol and gehol) and the winter month (Anglo-Saxon giuli, geóla, Gothic fruma jiuleis, Old Norse ýlir) has not yet been completely explained, but the term may have originally meant something similar to "magic" or "feast of entreaty".[2] This word is also the root of the English word "jolly lol
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 02:24
OMGoddess! DD, she's fantastic. Fab actress too -- just saw her in a strange film with Catherine Deneuve. She was so good and played an unexpected character. I also lust for her. BTW, Iceland is about to become independent and its own nation, I gather.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 02:24
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times; it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness; it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity; it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness; it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair; we had everything before us, we had nothing before us; we were all going directly to Heaven, we were all going the other way." Beautiful representation of dichotomy. 'I suppose we may assume Two Cities referred to?' 'It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to, than I have ever known.' -Sydney Carton
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 02:29
I gotta go to sleep to take my kids to have xmas with my parents . They are way lucky. Parents that weren't particularly lucky for xmas , and 2 sets of grandndparents, they make out good for xmas.
From: kushed
Date: 20-Dec-2008 02:31
It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to, than I have ever known. CHARLES DICKENS, A Tale of Two Cities
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 02:40
Miltonian correlation? Oh....well....... It is a far far thing I do to reign in hell than serve in heaven!
From: kushed
Date: 20-Dec-2008 02:42
When all the world dissolves, And every creature shall be purified, All places shall be hell that are not heaven
From: pontius
Date: 20-Dec-2008 02:46
Wasn't that Christopher Marlowe, kosher? I bet he pulled his smartness out of his ass. A child could come up with crap like that.
From: kushed
Date: 20-Dec-2008 02:54
hey ponti how long is one considered a noob,, lol i am not a jew
From: cumbucket [cum bucket]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 02:55
I heard of cow tipping, but that plane was too rough at doing it.
From: kushed
Date: 20-Dec-2008 02:58
I will point ye out the right path of a virtuous and noble Education; laborious indeed at first ascent, but else so smooth, so green, so full of goodly prospect, and melodious sounds on every side, that the harp of Orpheus was not more charming.
From: pontius
Date: 20-Dec-2008 03:04
Develop some wit, kosher, or you'll make a number in brackets, next to your name in a blue box, climb each time you post. And n00bs attacking respected posters is not tolerated, not even by those who don't like that poster. Anyway, I'm not the judge nor the jury, nor the executive (I know, I know). I'm merely telling you what I think. Ok, I'm out, time for shopping.
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 03:09
Man, that article with the Galveston cops really pisses me off. Off topic, I know...but fucking hell, that shit is just wrong. Of course TSS doesn't give a fuck about the darkies getting beat by the police, never mind the Constitution protecting all citizens from this shit regardless of color or neighborhood. Those cops are lucky Daddy didn't come out with a shotgun.
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 03:11
I'm going to have to agree with pontius. Kushed, all you're doing is copy/pasting tired stuff from email joke lists. And you're a n00b for at least 4-6 months of regular posting unless you're a chick and post your tits and/or ass, in which case that time frame is slashed considerably.
From: pontius
Date: 20-Dec-2008 03:14
Commie, glad I didn't miss you now. 2 words for you: green piece, I meant peace. There you can plant trees, save whales, and certainly they won't mind if you care for other species, like n¡ggers.
From: pontius
Date: 20-Dec-2008 03:24
And, I only read the first post of TSS, then his proofs of evidence started getting on my nerves, but I agreed. There is a huge difference between an educated black person and a street n¡gger. That counts for every race. You have trailer trash in the US, in Europe we have something very similar, although they don't live in trailers, here in Thailand we have morons coming from upcountry who don't have a clue about anything, the Germans have their Turks, the French their North Africans, the list is almost endless (105 countries or what, and the number of races depends how sharp you separate). I guess every place and race on earth has n¡ggers.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 03:25
Kosher, you won't make brownie points with all that cutting and pasting, which is all you've been doing since you first came here, outside a of a few inane remarks. We seldom need cut and paste or google, we know the stuff.
From: pontius
Date: 20-Dec-2008 03:26
Commie, I'm not too interested in US politics. You won't see me move to a future 3rd world country. I prefer them ready-made.
From: pontius
Date: 20-Dec-2008 03:30
Ok, with GD back and Commie in, I'll delay shopping for a while, put on some music and pour another whiskey. What? Did someone say alcoholic? Who was it? WHO?
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 03:32
It's all a matter of education. And I don't necessarily mean "formal" -- As a matter of fact informal is in many ways better. IMO and experience, skin pigmentation means nothing, just as beauty means little in the long run. So much concentration on the obvious packaging takes away from finding out what is inside. That's why so many guys wind up with dumb cunts and lousy cars. All show and no go.
From: pontius
Date: 20-Dec-2008 03:37
GD, this subject is way too complex for rotten. It's clear that skin pigmentation and intelligence are correlated, but it's just as clear that the tests are biased. Also, the statistical approach doesn't make a lot of sense. The upper, lower and average limits might be indicators, but it's like measuring the accuracy of 2 shots with a shotgun by calculating their collective relative distance to the target center. Well, I'm getting boring. You all get my point.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 03:38
I dunno, Ponty. I was cursing the assholes who messed up the data I was trying to enhance. Morons are still 50 yrs behind the times and I have to clean up after them.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 03:41
Ms GD , I would never recommend England to anyone. It COULD have been an Eden but is more like a Sweden. ( ruined by socialists). I'm with you and the wahine. Maybe the subject of "lesbianism among the South Sea Islanders" would be a fruity and worthwhile study. I could , happily, observe from the bushes whilst those dappled lovelies shake their coconuts in the way that only Tahitians can. Oh for the days when the ti leaf skirt was worn shorter than white shorts and the climax of the hula involved the vulva. Either that or a lawnmower,
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 03:43
The most alluring woman I ever saw in my life was a hula performer on Kauai. Pleasingly Mcdonald's and Pizza hut plumped, dark of eye and long of hair ( head only). But, like many a fatty, so graceful. She could capture your heart with her hands, which is where the secret of the hula lies . Keep you eyes on the hands.
From: kushed
Date: 20-Dec-2008 03:43
lol sorry about the jokes but sometimes the old jokes are better than some of the bullshit here.. i mean is your government really trying to kill you or is it trying to keep you alive.. would it be better if i copied my weather or if i said i had pizza for dinner or maybe i took a shit while playing with my kitteh lmao... hey badda b.. you have mail.... can you tell abc that i got mail.. and the fukin racism is sickening.. and the shit with norace.. fuk people putting his pics on here and his private info... this is the internet. if people dont like me they can just as easily tell me to fuckoff... im here because im bored. not because i want a history lesson.. if america is that bad,, why do all you yanks keep living there.. gd aka granny deathbed... like i said to you on my first day here. ... you can kiss my ass and even quote me if you like.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 03:48
OG -- The worst export of the West to the rest of the world has been the Missionaries and the Mems. Mother Hubbards are the bane of the uncivilized world along with the hiding of the feminine goodies. Ah for Josephine Baker with her little feather in the crack of her ass, singing "J'ai deux amours, mon pays et Paris"
From: pontius
Date: 20-Dec-2008 03:49
Bye kosher. Have fun in the box. Where were we? Oh yes, Gauguin. To be honest, I think he was a crappy painter. He was lucky that the sun and the charm as well as the /exoticness/ of his subjects rendered his later paintings somewhat pleasing to the eye. When I see his earlier crap, I get stomach aches.
From: pontius
Date: 20-Dec-2008 03:52
"(shaking head)" -- Stop that, GD, you know how severe the consequences can be, LOL!
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 03:53
Pontifex, is your name Phylis Stein ? The mere copying of an image with accuracy can be done by anyone with the talent or training to do so. It is mere draughtmenship, a skill. Gaugin captures the soul of his subjects. Look with your heart not your eyes. Pleb. 
From: pontius
Date: 20-Dec-2008 03:55
That's the sun effect. You don't need much talent to reproduce amazing colours. Just keep them pure, balanced and enhance them with strong contrasting shadows. This said, his palettes are good, just not amazing to me. Many 12 y/o art students could do that in the right conditions.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 03:58
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 20-Dec-2008 03:50 Sonny, you'll get far with this type of shit (shaking head) ---------------- "Shaking head"....are you you trying to imitate fucknut? And this "sonny" shit. Are you really closer to 80, because I've yet to meet anyone other than elderly call someone that.
From: pontius
Date: 20-Dec-2008 03:58
Git, I studied Art for 7 years, I can probably name more paintings than you have seen in your long, long life. Don't lecture me on that subject. Try flowers, you could get me there.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 03:59
Ahem, Marieke , Marieke, my joint top Brel tune ( avec les Bourj..can't spell it without googlin'" "Ai Marieke , Marieke, le ciel Flamande pleut avec moi de Bruges a Gent". Sniff. The old bastard.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 04:00
Commie, I don't know of any "Democratic Republics" anywhere ever. Democracy, like Communism, Christianity, Islam, and Anarchy are fine ideas which are yet to be tried. (apologies for the plagiarism)
From: pontius
Date: 20-Dec-2008 04:03
I love Brel. Les bourgeois c'est comme les cochons Plus ça devient vieux plus ça devient bête Les bourgeois c'est comme les cochons Plus ça devient vieux plus ça devient ... ... Ce soir j'attends Madeleine On ira au cinéma Je lui dirai des "je t'aime" Madeleine elle aime tant ça Elle est tellement jolie Elle est tellement tout ça Elle est toute ma vie Madeleine que j'attends là Ce soir j'attends Madeleine Mais il pleut sur mes lilas Il pleut comme toutes les semaines Et Madeleine n'arrive pas ...
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 04:04
"Many 12 y/o art students could do that in the right conditions" But they don't. And therein lies the genius of the dwarfish Frog. I studied Geography for 15 years but I don't compate Everest with the Matterhorn. They are different but equally valid. A 12 year old God MAY have had the tools to make either but didn't. Don't play the pedagogue, it doesn't suit foreigners.
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 04:04
GD, a Democratic Republic is what we here in the states are supposed to have...it was what the Confederate States had set up as well. It's been usurped and co-opted from almost day one, Andrew Jackson was the last real president we had until Kennedy came along. All government have their limits as far as efficacy is concerned. Our system does not work for us anymore because our nation is simply too big! I've wondered a long time what would happen if the Articles of Confederation were never abolished...or were brought back (albeit with a few additions, the bill of rights for one)
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 04:08
J'aime Brel -- But he sometimes gives me the blues, I so want to go to Ostende and build sandcastles, and head back to Brussels for moules et frites. I miss Belgium, and the huge coffee bowls for b'fast and the tile plques to butter the bread, and the kramicke. I miss Europe most at this time of the year.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 04:08
"Since when has knowledge become a problem?" Well 6 million Jews ( allegedly) were not too happy about the knowledge of pesticides developed in Germany nor the poor Chinese disected alive by the Japanese "doctors" . I suspect they would have preferred ignorance.
From: pontius
Date: 20-Dec-2008 04:10
Ah, l'Avenue Louise, le Bois de la Cambre. Ok, now you trapped me in a moment of nostalgia. I lived in Brussels/Belgium for a short while.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 04:11
a Democratic Republic is what we here in the states are supposed to have ___________________________________ "Supposed", alas, is the operative word. The USSR was supposed to have Communism, too.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 04:13
"Wrap yourself into your Jeanrennais coat, Git, cause in there I got you blocked." What you talking about, Willis ? GD, old Europe at Christmas. Sigh.. don't miss it too much, it's hardly there any more. Kebabs and Curries have replaced the chestnuts and marzipan in too many places. London is a pale shadow of what it was. The poor children of today will never know what it was like when it was truly English though, of course, chock full of "foreigners" they then enhanced the scene rather than degraded it. These are the last days of Rome. The Barbarians are not only at the gate they are down the garden path, through the front door and sitting in your comfy chair in the parlour scoffing all the mince pies and shitting in the aspidistra. Hah bumhug.
From: pontius
Date: 20-Dec-2008 04:14
There's only dictatorships. One man led, party led or as we love it in the western world, corporate led. Ok, I'm simplifying, but hey.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 04:16
From: pontius Date: 20-Dec-2008 04:05 Since when has knowledge become a problem? Ignorance is bliss, huh? Hello DS! ------------ Uh oh, pontius is getting snarky at me for some reason. I better watch out in case some Thailand-based sniper tries to gun me down.
From: pontius
Date: 20-Dec-2008 04:18
DS, the first part was an answer for Git, then came some line breaks, then I said hello to you. Please, grow some self-confidence, dear.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 04:20
Ponty - right on! The smell of roasting chestnuts on the Avenue des Tembres, buy a bunch in a rolled newspaper -- Best taste in the world. And the sound of the fallen leaves underfoot. LMFAO -- a veritable nostalgia orgy 
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 04:21
I thing the "ignorace is bliss" was aimed at me DS. Sadly Ponti is one of those Little Lord Fauntleroy types who overvalues the "knowledge" gained in school which is, of course, only as good as the teacher or the student. Both of which often leave a lot to be desired.
From: pontius
Date: 20-Dec-2008 04:25
Less nostalgic was my accident on Bd General Jacques, where I almost broke my neck and lost about 240 litres of blood. (I might be exaggerating, but I was bleeding like a stuck pig).
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 04:25
Nostalgia is not what it was. I always recall , at this time of year, the annual trip to Selfridges to see their windows, then the lights of Regent street viewed from the top of the big red bust. A packet of chestnuts from the barrow boys, wondering at the old soldiers performing to the cinema queues for a few coppers or the man with the "The End Is Nigh" sign. All gone now, replaced by mean eyed wogs and cheap Chinese shit in the shops. How to bugger up a country 101.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 04:31
OG -- I went and bought a Barbour suit, a porridge pot, fleece-lined boots and gloves, and Aintree goggles at Lewis' two days before Christmas. Place was so jolly! They even gave me a mask to go with the helmet as a present. I walked out dreaming of Hailwood, Ivy and Surtees.
From: pontius
Date: 20-Dec-2008 04:31
By email some day, GD, you know that some tards collect every word I say on here. Why, I'll never know. Git, for some reason, you try, but you just don't manage to get me upset. I find you amusing. DS, thanks. I was /very/ busy a couple of days ago. Or was it yesterday?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 04:35
From: pontius Date: 20-Dec-2008 03:37 GD, this subject is way too complex for rotten. It's clear that skin pigmentation and intelligence are correlated, but it's just as clear that the tests are biased. Also, the statistical approach doesn't make a lot of sense. The upper, lower and average limits might be indicators, but it's like measuring the accuracy of 2 shots with a shotgun by calculating their collective relative distance to the target center. Well, I'm getting boring. You all get my point. ------------ You're always boring Ponti.....but quite correct in the aforementioned assertion linking race to intelligence. Professors in Grad school (4-5 yrs. ago)wouldn't fucking 'touch' any correlation 'twixt genetics and innate intelligence even though everyone had seen studies showing a 30% disparity between Nigs-Whites.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 04:35
"Git, for some reason, you try, but you just don't manage to get me upset. I find you amusing. " Good, it's all a game here, plonkius. Just like Strawberry Fields. Why would I care if you, 1000000 miles away in some third world hell hole, don't care for Gaugin ? No skin off my ass old fruit.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 04:39
DD and co. The problem is that the difference is apparent by unacknowledged. This helps no one. It may be tough for black folks to admit that they are, on the whole, not as smart as whitey but, in the long run, it is in their own interest. Take a look at Zimbabwe ( a country in Africa) for example. Being "smart" is WAYYYYYY overated. We need dumb folk too, someone has to scrub the toilets etc. Knowing your place is what is important, something we Brits had pretty well sorted until socialism was invented by the Jews.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 04:42
Oops, DD. I wonder who designed the test. If I were to take a test in intelligence as defined and designed by Pygmies or Bushmen, I fear I would come off as quite stupid. It's funny 'cause I have no emotional involvement with all this stuff. It's often much like listening to the boosters of a particular team. Bye for now, and I mean it! I am a screw up!
From: pontius
Date: 20-Dec-2008 04:49
"in some third world hell hole" -- LOL, Bangkok beats New Delhian London any day in class, style and luxury. Trust me on that one, I know both. You don't.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 04:53
'Oops, DD. I wonder who designed the test.' I'll bet you lunch it wasn't some unsophisticated african shitball with rings in his nose writing in the shit with twigs though GD!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 04:57
Knowing your place is what is important, something we Brits had pretty well sorted until socialism was invented by the Jews. How perfidious Pubus; I hope Oliver Cromwell was not involved!
From: maidenmaiden
[whatever]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 05:35
Mornin'! Tests, huh? Timothy Leary was in jail, and was given a test to see what type of facility he should be placed in for his term... they gave him a personality test that he had written years before; he answered so that his profile was "weak-willed and desiring guidance" (or something like that!), was placed in a *very* minimum security place, and walked away. Silly druggies. How are we this AM? *Pointy~ how do you know where Pubie has been? (I still say you're in a basement somewhere) ((http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkGDrV_2ehI)) Xmas-y pic: 
From: kushed
Date: 20-Dec-2008 05:42
absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 20-Dec-2008 03:50 Sonny, you'll get far with this type of shit (shaking head) hahaha is that the best you could come up with ffs it has worked for me so far. im 30 and have already retired. all the books you have read and everything you say you have experienced and your what 70 years old and still working lmao what a sad women you are. if you were half as smart as you google to be you wouldnt still be working in your golden years...best wishes granny death -------------------------------------------------------------- pontius Date: 20-Dec-2008 03:49 Bye kosher. Have fun in the box. lol no ponty please dont put me in a box hahaha i dont know what i would do without you..you have been such an inspiration to me. i thought we were bff.. lol ponty i dont really give two shits what you think
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 05:51
Morning all Kushed, where are you from? Maybe you've said it before but I missed it.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 05:54
From: thepube [adarklittlesecret] Date: 20-Dec-2008 04:25 Nostalgia is not what it was. I always recall , at this time of year, the annual trip to Selfridges to see their windows, then the lights of Regent street viewed from the top of the big red bust. A packet of chestnuts from the barrow boys, wondering at the old soldiers performing to the cinema queues for a few coppers or the man with the "The End Is Nigh" sign. All gone now, replaced by mean eyed wogs and cheap Chinese shit in the shops. How to bugger up a country 101. ----------------- Jesus wept.
From: kushed
Date: 20-Dec-2008 05:57
morning fiend.. canada..vancouver, where you from again i forget
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 06:05
Morning you Rotten fucks. Well we got over a foot of snow yesterday. I felt sorry for the dog this morning as we walked, his dick was dragging in the snow. That had to be uncomfortable as hell. It's still snowing lightly and is forecast to get worse with another storm tomorrow. OH joy. Now, the article, I am sorely disappointed. I was hoping to see bits of flying beef in that video. Now of to backread
From: pontius
Date: 20-Dec-2008 06:05
"*Pointy~ how do you know where Pubie has been? (I still say you're in a basement somewhere)" -------------- Und Sie schaute durch mich hindurch. Whatever. Maidenmaidenmaidenmaidenmaidenmaidenmaidenmaidenmaidenmaiden [Oh shit], I'm 12 years old, and my mom lets me use our dogs computer when it's not home. Really, whatever. How you guessed, I'll never know.
From: pontius
Date: 20-Dec-2008 06:10
Goyle, have fun backreading through that mess, hehe. I just ordered some decent Thai food to the basement. It's gonna be ... spicy.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 06:22
Morning Ponty, GD, others. It's a robust 18F here (-7.7C) and snowing, I'm eating oatmeal/raisins and orange blossom honey. Watching the birds stuff themselves while one of the cats sits here at the patio doors going insane watching them. She gets so excited she should just explode. Looks like the thread got interesting, GD hammering DM, ABC getting a frogjob, etc. And I went to bed early, dammit
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 06:23
Kushed, I'm in the Conch Republic. We declared independence from the union in 1982. Federal warrants don't travel south of the 7-mile bridge anymore.
From: pontius
Date: 20-Dec-2008 06:25
GD, it's about time that you tell your friend MaidenMai... [oh no, not again] where I really live. She already figured out the basement part.
From: pontius
Date: 20-Dec-2008 06:35
It's an excellent idea, GD, but you know how angry my mom gets. She'll cut off my internet. NOTREALLYLOL Guys, be nice. I'll get out of the basement to get a movie for the night. BRB.
From: mrstakora
[alterego]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 06:37
Pompey dear, it's so nice of you to show appreciation for your adopted home and how it is so much more cultured and stuff than poor old London. Perhaps you could provide us with a list of recommened Thai writers, artists and musicians so that we poor benighted souls can catch up.
From: conspiracy
[Theory]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 06:40
"I'm not a genius. I'm just a tremendous bundle of experience." - R. Buckminster Fuller "The best way to predict the future is to create it." - Peter Drucker "Genius is eternal patience." - Michelangelo "Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one." - Malcolm Forbes Just saying I post weather reports for 2 reasons #1 People try to compare , just 'cause , so I do also #2 People hate it when someone does it , but enjoys porn instead Currently 27°F Severe Weather Partly cloudy Feels Like: 19° Relative Humidity: 60% Winds: SE 7mph as of 7:59am My time
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 06:45
Still here, reading the other stories, since Duder once again felt the urge to update after I left for the night.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 06:47
You always imply I am an idiot on every thread that I am on. Back the fuck off and I will be more than happy to back off of you. Start the shit again and I will be more than happy to call you out on it. Others may like you, but I have never been interested in a popularity contest. ........... !! LOL! listen peanut. GD and I don't see eye to eye on some horseshit, But....i gotta totally AGREE with her here if she's callin yer a nitwit. listen carefully ...cupcake. Yer may be a "nice guy" and all... But this is ROTTEN.COM. Yer can suck RZR dick if ya want... but quit yer fuckin whining when a clever smartass like me or GD, points out yer... being a simpleton. yawns... Use yer words to "fight back", twinkie. Don't just.. "complain" how .. "mean" everyone is.. ZZZZzz http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8gUF9G4N-tE
From: mrstakora
[alterego]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 06:50
Speaking of neighbourhoods, does anyone know what happened to Mr Roger's collection of cardigans ? They should be in a museum somewhere.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 06:50
As far as a springboard for a lot of Thai dance arts and music, as well as epic tales, the "Ramakien" is good enough literature for me, OG. Thai sculpture, reliefs, and architecture are also good enough for me. Very elgant and pure lines, and fine understanding of decorative motifs, also applied to beautiful textile. Beats Harris tweeds anyday.  I particularly like this one.
From: mrstakora
[alterego]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 06:53
Nah, piece of tourist crap GD. As for the "music" the sound of monkeys banging dustbins would be preferable, I must get round to playing the Thai Elephant music CD I bought. As in actually played by pachyderms. AS for the textiles, flimsy things, no good for hunting otters through the bogs.
From: maidenmaiden
[whatever]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 06:54
Hey, thought you "boxed" me, Pointy? I didn't say 12. Really gotta do some stuff today! Just for ya'll that are all freezing~ Weather for San Antonio, TX 68F Current: Mostly Cloudy Wind: SW at 3 mph Humidity: 98% Sat Mostly Sunny 79F | 45F Everyone (well, you know...) have a great day!
From: mrstakora
[alterego]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 06:56
It wouldn't surprise me if the Thais worshipped the souffle. After 10,000 years of eating ants and crocodile penises the introduction to French cuisine must have been startling. In exchange they taught the frogs "ping pong" and exotic VD.
From: mrstakora
[alterego]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 06:58
English weather report. 12C, strange yellowish bright light from sky. Do not recognise it. Fortunately rain clouds gathering over hills as normal. Wind light westerly, I blame the beans. Dew point, none. Humidity 125% as always.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 06:59
"no good for hunting otters through the bogs. " ---------------------------------- Very true, it would be the prelude to an otter disaster. Wardrobe malfunction, y'know.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 06:59
From: doughboy[guesswhy] Date: 19-Dec-2008 22:33 Well Gd, When you stop implying/saying that I am an idiot. I might agree with you. We shall see. ......... !! (shakes head) NR.. backreading.. Fascinating .. uneven "exchange" back there. But I thing the Green Pokemon kicked the puffy pastry one's little dumbass!.. Yawns.. Don't worry, GD. This donut is "who he is" .. alright. A nitwit. heh heh heh ZZZzz http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=SLLSCLHKWPE
From: conspiracy
[Theory]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 06:59
San Antonio, TX The wife & I always have enjoyed the "River Walk" , and all that it can include. We go March or April , always fun. NR , did you compare yourself to GD ? Did I read right? Just asking (?)
From: mrstakora
[alterego]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 07:01
TULL ! AAAAARTCHGT FLROOWRTNSD ! NO WAY Hose. I have a collection of the most terrible Christmas music ever made, everything from Wing to Hung encompassing the delights of Conway Twitty's "Happy the Christmas Clown" and "R2D2 we wish you a merry Christmas" ( from the soundtrack of the Star Wars Xmas special). I like to torture my family at Christmas. I especially like the farting version of Oh Come all Ye Faithful and Deck the Halls played on power tools. You can stick Tull up your festive "Ass".
From: pontius
Date: 20-Dec-2008 07:01
7 out of 9 posts? Good bye, "Mrs Takora" - say hello to the sheeplicker, you're both in that highly cultural Wales, after all, right. And now you're both in the blue box. There's a difference between teasing someone, and trying to hijack a thread by posting ferociously as if on steroids. Sooo, where were we?
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 07:03
From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel] Date: 20-Dec-2008 06:50 NRJH, just in case you missed it! ,,,,,,,,,,,,'' Yawns... Yea, Yea.. cracker// Gomer's gotta GREAT voice! It's Number 021A-88 in the Norace collection of "fine" XMAS tunes...! So what? ;) Here's another favorite! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7WzAyderAKU You get em.. BURL! :0
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 07:04
OK, since y'all have to talk weather Temp 19.2 (-7.1C) Humidity 78% Wind, 11mph, North Windchill 5F (-15C) Barometer 29.95 in Hg,rising UV 0,low Visibility 0.9 miles Dewpoint 14F Light snow falling, 14 inches accumulation so far
From: pontius
Date: 20-Dec-2008 07:05
Currently active brackets cracker666(6)kushed(18)mrstakora(10)munchkin(4)noracejusthuman(5)
From: conspiracy
[Theory]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 07:07
absintheredux As great of a place as you could imagine. Nice people , great views , nice places to explore, good food , but , if not born in Texas , it turns out , nice place to visit , you know the rest I will continue to visit still.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 07:07
NR , did you compare yourself to GD ? Did I read right? Just asking (?) ......... Yawns... Yes I did.. CT. I did indeed. Yer gotta prob with that? heh heh heh Soooooooo.... Have you been keeping up READING ... my posts? Or do you just have a (yawn)small piece of the story , as usual? make a 'conclusion" .. (shakes head) ;) http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=e-wHixgp2RE ZZzzzz
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 07:11
Currently active brackets pouncycowardtrolls(25941)cracker666(6) kushed(18)mrstakora(10)munchkin(4)noracejusthuman (5)otherboringRZRshit(761990) ............................... ZZzzz Big surprise, huh?! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pP7AJiQM2RI
From: pontius
Date: 20-Dec-2008 07:14
Ok, it was fun while it lasted. Have a good day, ladies and pricks. I'll go watch my movie.
From: conspiracy
[Theory]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 07:15
NR , just ask GD how she feels , and trust me , I read VERY well , EVERYTHING! All that is posted , if I feel it may be taken off , I make a hard copy ,old fashion pen on paper, EVERYTHING! Ask GD how she feels about it, I was just asking ,(get a grip) you can do the same , can't you ? Ask GD. She is what matters most in your post, using her name to compare to yourself to. Go ahead , ask.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 07:25
read VERY well , EVERYTHING! .......... ?? Really. Then did you read # 7 on the Norace Diaries? And if yer read "everything".. why did yer make that lame "accusation" about my "racism" a ways back? The post the abc bozo "likes" so much..ZZZzz .. back when I was "fucking" with chief. I posted TWICE to that subject.IK "noticed" at first! heh heh heh AND i even REPOSTED it later..fer the morons... No.. I do not think you READ everything here. So quit sayin it. It's apparent by yer posts to me, that you don't have a fuckin clue. (yawns) Yer seem a nice old rich man, but.. come on... I can't carry yer ass here. heh heh heh *big yAwn) http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dPmbT5XC-q0&feature=related sighs...
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 07:26
From: pontius Date: 20-Dec-2008 07:05 Currently active brackets cracker666(6)kushed(18)mrstakora(10)munchkin(4)noracejusthuman(5) ------------------- I'm hurt.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 07:28
I would imagine, GD... "hates my guts", NORACE)...CT! LOL! I'm a little.. stinker sometimes... ;) Why the last time, TSS was 'chasing' me... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WM5Gwzk3Vfc heh heh heh
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 07:30
From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel] Date: 20-Dec-2008 07:29 pontius hates me,I am truly a star! ================== starfish
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 07:32
From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel] Date: 20-Dec-2008 07:29 pouncy hates me,I am truly a star! /////////////////// !! What does that make Norace? The fucking Milky way galaxy, then? heh heh heh http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vf9-UwkyoOY&feature=related
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 07:36
From: conspiracy [Theory] Date: 20-Dec-2008 07:31 3 Words PROVE ME WRONG! ............ ?? Ok. Yer wrong. ? Take an ativan and chill.. Bill. Jeeusss louise! (shakes head) http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=R42Q-uoObK0&feature=related
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 07:47
The snow started around 10:30 am yesterday, a wet, heavy snow that completely soaked your coat and hair in two minutes. Conditions improved by noon, the wet snow turned to needle-pricking, skin burning sleet. By 6:00 pm the sleet stopped and temperatures dropped to create nice shards of jagged ice reminiscent of being in an upside down charcoal-grey stalactite cave. We've only received 5" of snow, but it compacted into 2" of solid ice everywhere. The sanitation trucks have plows attached, scraping the asphalt, creating a sound that makes fingernails on a blackboard sound like music. Currier and Ives my ass. More like Dante's Inferno if he stopped paying rent and the landlord cut off the steam heat and hot water. This is why I hate the snow. 
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 07:49
LOL Patsy, such a vivid description. It's nice here compared to that. Although I'm not sure the dog would agree. I think his dick is still frozen from dragging in the snow.
From: conspiracy
[Theory]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 07:51
absintheredux I'm sorry it compared himself to you. If I had any control over it , it would have it's head in the oven ( be it gas or electric ). Truth be told , I'm suprised that people haven't called his apartment , talked to his wife , told her where to look for his posts , or his daughters , or their husbands , or the familes of husbands , or the hospital he works at( over and over and over and over and over again) and told everyone what he says and how he acts , or his "sons" school , or CPA and explain how he acts when he/it thinks no one is watching when his child is put at risk. No one should EVER do anything like that. That would be wrong! I feel that his rotten persona is just that , a rotten persona. And I pray that it's not being real. How's the weather in your area? 29°F Severe Weather Partly cloudy Feels Like: 29° Relative Humidity: 53% Winds: Calm 0mph Here , 9:09 My time
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 07:59
If I had any control over NR , i would have his head in the oven ( be it gas or electric ). ........... !! Yawn Yea. I(NR) get that a lot around here. warm fuzzies...alla time. heh heh heh Zzzzz LOL! !! BUT...Now... ... it's even including nonsense...from the olde stroked out fat(god) dudes like my friend CT! I (Noracejusthuman)must be the GREATEST ROTTEN.COM PERSONNA POSTER... Of all time! (appalause from the peanut gallery as i type this!) Bar..NONE! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ApvgvYs5swk&feature=related
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 08:01
Goyle, I had a dog once, a lab/cocker mix. I had to buy winter boots for her because the rock salt would get into the cracks of her paws and burn the hell out of her. Poor baby. She's in chewy toy dog heaven now.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 08:02
Conspiracy, thank you. I am hoping it is just an act, but I am suspecting that it might well not be. I feel sorry for his family in either case, because, act or real, the need to behave like this is quite unhealthy. My best to you an yours.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 08:06
Patsy, I can understand that in the city where they salt the sidewalks. Poor dog. I just stumbled out the back this morning not realizing how deep it was until I saw it up to the dogs belly. He's part lab and who knows what else, so he's not a short dog. He didn't waste time doing his business.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 08:10
Yawns.. Norace sings... ..I'm.... too rotten for my shirt. Too rotten fer my.. shirt... And i'm too rotten fer Milan... Too Rotten for Milan.. new York.. and Japan..! I'm a poster... and you know what I mean.. . I and do my little post ing ... on the FOR UM... On the FOR UM.. I do my little posts , on the FOR UM! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ipZDG6__Zfc Heh heh heh
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 08:12
Not so bad considering the raw materials at hand. Built 3 batches cause I found a ground pork. One had next to no spices, the other a bit, the last we'll call the Hmmm batch. Kid won't do hot anything, the pussy, batch 2 not bad, and Hmmm batch is in the slow cooker cause it needs some work and more stuff. Hmmm batch will prolly make me sterile, but at my age, that's OK.
From: conspiracy
[Theory]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 08:21
godzilla I make some KICK ASS chili , not gonna give all the goodies in it , but I have , in the past , made the "basics" in one pot , mild at most , but put the "hot" in another pot , and people were told to "spice" to taste. The 2nd pot held just the "hot". That way ALL could enjoy , and all stayed happy. just saying
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 08:38
I hear ya CT. Some folks just can't do hot, like I can't do onions. Gotta do a major shopping thing for stuff while its calm out. Another storm rolling in tomorrow, tuesday and wednesday so ya gotta stock up when ya can when ya live in the boonies. I made a batch once with ground Bambi-burger. That was good.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 08:46
Bambi chili, Mmmmmmm, Or Elk, that's good too, Or Bison, OH hell guys, now I'm all hungry again.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 09:01
Today's FFA might center upon these two usual RZR themes, recipes and local weather. were we to coax ourselves properly... and what else is there? if better themes are there to be found. we must destroy them ....................................... ! We... knew yer all had a evil secret plan fer world domination.. no need to fear, though... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lfPgSuKPWRs super yawn
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 09:06
From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 20-Dec-2008 09:01 Today's FFA might center upon these two usual RZR themes, recipes and local weather. were we to coax ourselves properly... and what else is there? if better themes are there to be found. we must destroy them ============================ Clever, young Skywalker. Need we remind ourselves the havoc uncentered FFAs cause?
From: conspiracy
[Theory]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 09:30
Currently 40°F Severe Weather Partly cloudy Feels Like: 40° Relative Humidity: 24% Winds: Calm 0mph And , to make rice , water + rice , boil , look on bag for how much of each.
From: cletustakora
[Y'allfromthesouth]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 09:47
Weather : Dark. Wind direction unknown due to dark. For rice use "Finger depth" gauge. Put rice into sauce pan, insert finger into rice ( own finger is best) For 4 people rice should reach half way betweed first joint and knuckle of finger, in 6-8" saucepan. Add water to depth of knuckle. Bring to boil, cover, simmer for 12 - 15 mins depending on type of rice or sooner if water absorbed and rice soft. Allow to stand for 5 mins more before serving with LID ON. Serve with things that go well with rice such as curry, chili or stir fry NOT steak and kidney pudding or beef wellington.
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 09:57
** Of course TSS doesn't give a fuck about the darkies ** getting beat by the police... No, I don't. In the US: 6 out of 10 people are WHITE. 1 out of 10 people are BLACK. So, if "racism" was "equal": 6 out of 10 hate crimes would be white on black. 1 out of 10 hate crimes would be black on white. Correct? Then why is it that: 9 out of 10 hate crimes are BLACK on WHITE. And only 1 out of 10 hate crimes are WHITE on BLACK. ?? (there are hate crimes that involve other races, but the numbers are so small they're negligible.) That's called DISPARITY, numbnuts. Despite reality, your ignorant ass keeps believing blacks are victimized by racist whites. 'Racist whites' is a non-term. There's barely enough white racism to register on statistics, idiot. 9 out of 10. 9 out of 10 hate crimes are blacks victimizing whites. There were about 1.7 MILLION hate crimes in 2002... the last year the FBI bothered to release hate crime statistics. Wake up, SHEEP! The racists are BLACK. That's all the effort I'll waste on you today.
From: judge [jury and executioner]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 10:13
Isn't it ironic that Sandy, who has admitted to being gay and would love to get fucked by a hard cock, spends sooo much of his time dwelling on Pontius accidentally bring home what he thought was a women that he never even had sex with?
From: judge [jury and executioner]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 10:14
I guess it's just an excuse to google ladyboys and gay shit.
From: jeanrennais
[Jean]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 10:31
Remerciez la France de cet article!  À l'avenir j'écrirai en français pour prouver aux menteurs que je suis vrai! Ils ne peuvent pas parler français de la façon correcte, ainsi je les enseignerai. C'est reulou...
From: cletustakora
[Y'allfromthesouth]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 10:35
Jugs, unless you live in Iran or some other backward shithole then the grown ups don't need an "excuse" to oggle "gay shit" if they want to. We do not care for homerphobes in these parts.
From: judge [jury and executioner]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 10:37
You're just supporting him because you live on the same island and both enjoy an occasional romp with the local livestock. Are you into shit covered teddy bears, too?
From: judge [jury and executioner]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 10:44
The guy's been working a real job for a week and now he thinks he's all that and a bag of chips. (not the french fried kind, the kind you would call crisps)
From: judge [jury and executioner]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 10:45
Sandy will be happy to know that you consider the Welsh Brits.
From: jeanrennais
[Jean]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 10:47
From: munchkin [munchkin] Date: 19-Dec-2008 21:01 The Froggy ain't here. His "steampunk" computer ran out of steam.  ----- T'est qu'une sale pute qui se met des godes et du poulet dans le cul. I have the energy to fight until America and you pet dogs are no longer existence!
From: judge [jury and executioner]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 10:48
Not as many as shitlover, close but not quite.
From: judge [jury and executioner]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 10:51
I'm quite aware, my paranoid friend.
From: judge [jury and executioner]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 10:54
Kure Kure Takora (クレクレタコラ, Kure Kure Takora? unofficial translation: "Gimme Gimme Octopus") is a tokusatsu children's comedy show from Japan. Produced by Toho Company Ltd., the show aired on Fuji TV and its subsidiaries from October 1, 1973 to September 27, 1974 with a total of 260 episodes. <> Interesting, well not really.
From: fucknut [doink]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 10:55
 pouncy(trolls) at iT AGAIn??,,  ;) zzZzzzZ Zz (drools) // ;0
From: homofobe [Yeah,Ican'tspellnancyboy]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 10:55
Here comes another one just like the other one.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 10:55
Bummer, I can't give you wind speed and direction currently, the freezing rain froze the instrument in place. Loverly weather, fuck me.
From: duders [bigblackboyfriend(guestimate)]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 10:57
Well DUH ? Judge. Smart enough to google is see.
From: judge [jury and executioner]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 10:57
Most disappointing, gargoyle. We all look forward to the hourly updates from wherever the fuck no one else lives.
From: fucknut [doink]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 10:58
GargoYle: you(gargoYle) should REALLY ;0 ... consider!!, moving OUT to AZ(arizOna) (shakes heAd, mites fall out) ZzzzzzzzZ Z zzz
From: judge [jury and executioner]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 10:58
Indeed, blackboy, and I can spell, too.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 10:59
From: judge [jury and executioner] Date: 20-Dec-2008 10:37 You're just supporting him because you live on the same island and both enjoy an occasional romp with the local livestock. Are you into shit covered teddy bears, too? ------------------------------ I can assure you we never touch the livestock in a sexual way. Thanks for the offer, but you can keep your poopy teddy bears.
From: judge [jury and executioner]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 11:00
More weather from somewhere. Does it really matter where? None of us live there. Partly Cloudy 79°F Feels Like 80°F Updated: Dec 20 02:00 p.m. Local Time UV Index: 3 Moderate Wind: From NNE at 7 mph Humidity: 57% Pressure: 30.06 in. Dew Point: 63°F Visibility: 6.2 miles Sunrise: 6:50 AM Sunset: 5:25 PM
From: judge [jury and executioner]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 11:02
Now lets talk about recipes.
From: fucknut [doink]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 11:06
heY SANDY(munchkin)!! FUCK aLL the pouncy(everYone) trOllS!.! ((shakes head,.,goO leaKS!! out) ;0 thEy don't like me and yer MUcH,, aren't wE [NR(norace) and sandy(munchkin)] SUPERsTARS>?? ..,!! (shakes head,,rattling noise eNsues)) zzzz Z heh heh heh ;0 (drools)
From: duders [bigblackboyfriend(guestimate)]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 11:06
Look judge I know you are new so i'll give you some guidlines , here's how it works round here,  See, I post a photo of a Menorah made out of tampaxes. This does not, however mean that I am Jewish and , contrary to popular belief, I do not menstruate either. Do you see ? Thus, when Sandy posts a picture of a cow or a shitty bear, it does not necessarily mean that it is HIS cow or HIS shitbear. These photos are available on the INTERNET and can be COPIED and PASTED into posts here. You make like to consult your copy of "Computing for the truly retarded" to learn more. Feel free to ask for help if you have trouble grasping the concepts of real/unreal.
From: duders [bigblackboyfriend(guestimate)]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 11:07
I am loving the Halloween tampax ghost. 
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 11:08
Git in one of his many guises. = troll identities ...................................... ! ? yawns... ha ha that is f u n n y .. clever old ..git. ZZzzzz http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pM2OK_JaJ9I
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 11:09
Recipes, eh? Holodomor grass soup: Fill up a saucepan with 6 cups water (preferably clean) Boil it. Throw in a few handfuls of grass and other leafy matter, make sure to remove as much soil as possible as it will adversely affect the taste of the soup. Wait a few minutes. Add salt. Eat. Stave off death for several more hours.
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 11:10
From: doughnutman [guesswhy] Date: 19-Dec-2008 20:15 Christ ABC, I thought 135 was a little low. How can an adult male in the US be 127 without a history of heroin and meth use? Are you 5'2"? Prince's big brother? (that was for you OL). **************************** hahaha!
From: fucknut [doink]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 11:12
Zzz,,zZz,,zzZ,,ZZz,,zZZ,,ZZZ,zzz!! [shaKEs head, crIckets chirP} ;0 LOL!
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 11:13
I am the power. I am the all! Mine is the sole providence! Mine is the will and the way! Cain Marko hungers for this one Girl which has for so very long defied my will! But I shall wait no more! This Girl, (Insert Name here), shall be mine. And if I must destroy a World to claim it So shall the World be doomed! For I care Not for any Consequence.! 
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 11:14
Judge, you had a tiff with your boyfriend? From: judge [jury and executioner] Date: 6-Oct-2008 09:47 44 020 8858 4696 Call it. Do not be fooled by the doubters. The person at this number wants to hear from you. Ask the person that answers for anal sex. The person will be happy to oblige. 44 020 8858 4696 ---------------------- Your punter failed to pay up? From: judge [jury and executioner] Date: 6-Oct-2008 18:59 I'll bet there are lots of men who would like the address of a bloke who loves to take a prick up the ass and pay them for the pleasure. ------------------------- From: onelove [onelove] Date: 6-Oct-2008 19:31 who is this judge dood anyway? maybe it's his number and he's really just trying to solicit some buttsecks... and is willing to pay for it!
From: fucknut [doink]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 11:14
From: onelove [onelove] Date: 20-Dec-2008 11:10 hay,, sweetpEa! thE pouncY(abc123) TROLL is,, herE!! (shakes head,, beetles Evacuate)} LOL! zz z
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 11:15
From: pouncy troll #7658 [abigblackladyboyismyfriend(guesswhy?)] Date: 20-Dec-2008 11:06 .......................... Poison pouncy Clown friends,,, Boiling over agin, i see. big yawn right jean, lurker? etc,,(yawn)blah,,blah ,ZZzzz ? http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JQee3ag4niE&feature=related fuck bored gags.. SNORE! ;)
From: jeanrennais
[Jean]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 11:15
From: munchkin [munchkin] Date: 20-Dec-2008 10:59 Thanks for the offer, but you can keep your poopy teddy bears. ----- I would not in my life, nor would most persons, have seen a "poopy teddy bear" if it were not because of YOU! Va te faire enculer...
From: judge [jury and executioner]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 11:16
Blackboy, you may not be Jewish, but, it is obvious that you don't know Sandy very well.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 11:17
From: judge [jury and executioner] Date: 6-Oct-2008 19:31 I wonder if any lurking people would like the address that goes with that phone number..?? There must be hundreds of people who would like a blow job from the person who owns this number. I'll bet Harold Gibbons would..!!
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 11:21
spends sooo much of his time dwelling on me that accidentally brought home what I thought was a women that I never even had much sex with? ....................... !! LOL! Sounds like yer.. backtracking agin, pouncy! That's not what you said before! LOL! ;) (shakes head),, Pouncy, yer a nitwit.. uhh... I mean...new poison pouncy troll.. ZZzzz http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uFJxpOEhK7c&feature=related
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 11:22
From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 20-Dec-2008 11:15 From: pouncy troll #7658 [abigblackladyboyismyfriend(guesswhy?)] Date: 20-Dec-2008 11:06 .......................... Poison pouncy Clown friends,,, Boiling over agin, i see. big yawn -------------------------- It's not Pouncy.
From: fucknut [doink]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 11:25
LOL! of COUrSE its' not POunCY!!. zzzZZzz (don't you dare, sandy)
From: vivalafrance
[jean]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 11:28
Call it. Do not be fooled by the doubters. The person at this number wants to hear from you. Ask the person that answers for anal sex. Pontius will be happy to oblige. 44 020 8858 4696  Hes way richer and pornstarrer than you all! 44 020 8858 4696
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 11:41
From: cainmarko666 [cain marko] Date: 20-Dec-2008 11:13 "I am the power. I am the all! Mine is the sole providence! Mine is the will and the way! Cain Marko hungers for this one Girl which has for so very long defied my will! But I shall wait no more! This Girl, (Insert Name here), shall be mine. And if I must destroy a World to claim it So shall the World be doomed! For I care Not for any Consequence.!" 
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 11:48
Asshat Troll Disease: A terrible debilitating mental condition. Easy to diagnose but nearly impossible to treat or cure. Only known treatments are to ignore it with hopes of it starving to death or outright banning from a forum. Method of transmission is unknown although some research shows that it might be genetic in origin. Symptoms include self delusional behavior, rampant stupidity, with a gradual degeneration into being a complete drooling retard. Loss of all friends on a forum except possibly other sufferers of Asshat Troll Disease. Also the victims seem completely oblivious to the fact that they are hated, despised and ridiculed. No life outside the forum is noted. Spouses and children and outside interests are non entities to the victims of this syndrome. In real life they are fucking idiots as well. Many will abuse spouses and children, lose jobs and become completely enthralled in the forum, spending as much time as is possible there making assinine posts, causing more creative members to write software to make them unseen and failing to understand that no one likes them at all and that other posters would actually wish them a painful, public and rather messy end. The general IQ of the Asshat Troll victim goes down dramatically as time goes on until they're left as a drooling idiot. They don't seem to understand the dangers of having their location or photos of family known by the rest of the forum either. They whine incessantly about feeling cheated when they are foolish enough to make a "bet" and then don't get paid. Help us find the cure today, donate to the Asshat Troll Foundation. And please, remember, the only known treatment is to ignore them completely.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 11:49
ABC, Lou has been talking about the NAU for a few years now. Seems no one has believed him or even bothered to say he's wrong either.
From: fucknut [doink]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 11:50
L0L! can i(fuckNut) DONATE $$4$??. (shakes head,,dimE appears}
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 11:55
Commie, I know, I think it's active denial in many cases. They see parts of it and hate it, but can't see the "whole" picture.
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 12:00
Goyle: My profile is chock full of quotes on the subject, my favorite is from Hitler. "It also gives us a very special, secret pleasure to see how unaware the people around us are of what is really happening to them" -Adolf Hitler They corporate banking elites are laughing at all of us...especially the ones who know what they are doing but can do fuck all to stop it.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 12:01
Poison pouncy Clown friends,,, Boiling over agin, i see. big yawn -------------------------- It's not Pouncy. ........... yawns,,, !! I already know Sandy. And it really don;t matter... A quick.. chapt.. from the NORACE Diaries.. here, seems to be called for.. TROLLS. How they can be used in attack and misdirection. I(Norace) use.. pouncy as the (PERFECT)..single best example.. A Big representative of the whole "attack troll" yawn concept. Like .."flooding the forum" ..etc,, Arguing, talking and 'agreeing" with itselves... barfs.. And it can look ..REAL, to the unwary and boring. :0 The ..REALLY ..pathetic part.. is the typical heavy troll poster get's a "THRILL".. outta 'misleading' folks! (shakes head) :0 It's.. oh ..so "clever", and "hilarious" ... to the average poster.. 'of lessor abilities" ..herr.. (shakes head) Remember.. fer the shitferbrains like tss.. TROLL = Equalizer (like the Colt 45)! ;) And that "kind" of poster.. uses 'troll' identities,, or, worse.. A series of "friends and fellow posters' to 'create" a WEB.. of yawn.. mystery..and confusion,,among their "enemies"(NR) ,,and further.. Zzzzz It's all "really swell" and when various poster's trolls appear.. I , Norace,,, get ... well... feelin tired of it all, maybe sometimes... (shakes head).. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=YRABlT_ukNo&feature=related BBL.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 12:03
Yup, and they got the govt. to cough up $8 trillion of OUR money to bail their useless asses out. So the big boys in Detoilet had to get in on it too, and did, no restrictions. Thanks to GW. When is the revolution again? Can we bring back the guillotine just for anyone with over a million dollars?
From: judge [jury and executioner]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 12:07
Of course they're chunky to a guy who is 5'11" and weighs 29 pounds.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 12:07
They(NR) whine incessantly about feeling cheated when they are foolish enough to trust my lying creepy fatass. I'll fucking betray anybody to get attention. .................................... ! chickenshit. yawns. Goes back to sleep. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qGaOlfmX8rQ&feature=related
From: judge [jury and executioner]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 12:08
Yeah, gargoyle, but you should see them now. Not as nice looking 100 years later.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 12:09
Well they should be ABC, the lazy assed, ignorant american public need to pull their collective heads out of their asses and see the light, then kill all the politicians, bankers, etc. Every fucking one of them. Judges and lawyers too.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 12:16
From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!] Date: 20-Dec-2008 12:15 Goyle, Tree of Liberty, etc. etc. ============== It's in dire need of a good feeding
From: judge [jury and executioner]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 12:16
Don't forget the accountants, gargoyle. They're the ones who "hide" the money from the taxman. And tax preparers, too. And anyone who is the president or CEO of their own company. Plus the VP's and all the other officers of the company. The small business owners are just corporate bigwig wannabees, let's kill them ,too. And let's not forget anyone who aspires to own their own company. Salesman are just bullshitters who would stab you in the back for a buck. All that would be left is the workers and we know that they are all jealous of the fatcats that have all the money and power, the only way to keep them from at bay would be to kill them. Can't have anyone upsetting the status quo. All that leaves is the unemployed. Hey, that means YOU can be King Gargoyle.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 12:20
"But where are the snows of yesteryear?" ========================= I think they're on the ground out back here
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 12:22
LOL Gargoyle, would have been perfect. I believe that this time, however, it was inspired by a sexy Michelin ad. I yearn for the favors of Mademoiselle Bibendum, stripped to her inner tubes. Not quite this, though:  She's a pervert (hetero, y'know) LMAO
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 12:29
Ah yes, "The Workers" "The working class can kiss my ass, I got the foreman's job at last You can tell old Joe I'm off the dole - He can stick his Red Flag up his 'ole!" or "I got mine Jack"
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 12:30
Quitters, Inc. Donatti had explained further, operated on a ten step punishment scale. Steps six, seven, and eight consisted of further trips to the rabbit room (with increased voltage) and more serious beatings. The ninth step would be the breaking of his son's arms. "And the tenth?" Morrison asked, his mouth dry. Donatti shook his head sadly. "Then we give up, Mr. Morrison. You become part of the unregenerate two percent." "You really give up?" "In a manner of speaking." He opened one of the desk drawers and laid a silenced .45 on the desk. He smiled into Morrison's eyes. "But even the unregenerate two percent never smoke again. We guarantee it." _____ Stephen King - Quitters, Inc.
From: judge [jury and executioner]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 12:35
ABC, the quotes are getting tiresome. Although, like norace's posts they do take up space.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 12:35
LOL GD, but she could have her tubes patched. I was wondering if he had trouble with low air pressure though. Viagra won't help him.
From: judge [jury and executioner]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 12:36
Tyres? You really are too much.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 12:40
Hopefully that lard based child will have a coronary by age 15. My god that's disgusting Wonder how much bio-diesel he'd make?
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 12:43
I skimmed through a little of the last FFA's & I'd like to say don't feel bad ABC! You know what? A person at 6 feet tall should should weigh 200lbs, so DNM's son being 6'2 & 175lbs is underweight as well. Plus, there's nothing wrong with your build, you are no skeleton p.s. DIE CAINMARKO DIE!!
From: judge [jury and executioner]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 12:44
What? "Name that Conspiracy"?
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 12:48
Afternoon. You know if someone is some pounds under or over the recommended weight for their height it's not a big deal. It's not until you look like a walking candy apply or a whale (cainmarko) that you should worry.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 12:50
"They don't seem to understand the dangers of having their location or photos of family known by the rest of the forum either." And just remember that you're partly responsible for putting them in danger.
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 12:50
That was supposed to be walking candy APPLE...
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 12:56
Are you kidding? Of course not! I see all kinds of bodies everyday (duh) so it really is also in part on how you're built. I've seen bodies that are under their expected weight/height ratio & have lots of fatty tissue, & people over their weight/height ratio & not an ounce of fat on them.
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 12:58
Despite what people may say, besides his hilarious photoshop skills I also like munchkin because he'd never really go out of his way to hurt someone.
From: judge [jury and executioner]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 13:02
....Despite what people may say, besides his hilarious photoshop skills I also like munchkin because he'd never really go out of his way to hurt someone...... Except for potius and gargoyle, whom he has spent countless hours photoshopping and harassing. But that doesn't count, does it?
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 13:02
I don't believe in conspiracies, Judge. I do understand that there are plenty of amoral people with plenty of wealth and influence who will use underhanded tactics to retain and tighten their grasp on power. Besides, people conspire all the time. It even has it's own punishment.
From: judge [jury and executioner]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 13:05
What is wrong with "tyres"? <> Nothing, if you're from England. Are you? Or did you just type that to sound a little more aloof? Like when you write "humour" or "favourite".
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 13:07
Um, photoshps don't actually hurt anyone. This is rotten.com not carebears.com, so if it actually hurts them then they need to leave. Putting up someones personal info can get them hurt if not killed, especially on a site like this.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 13:08
Andro, back before chemo screwed with my metabolism I was 160. I'd be happy at around 190 now
From: judge [jury and executioner]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 13:10
Catwoman, we were discussing "whether" Sandy went "out of his way" to hurt another poster, not whether said victim should be offended. Fact is, he does, continuously. You were wrong, admit it or drop it.
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 13:11
BTW- if a poster is disliked so, you could bluebox them.
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 13:13
Ok let's change "hurt" to endanger. You are wrong
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 13:13
Bluebox? Who'd do such a thing? That's cen,, oh fuckit, I don't even want to start that old bullshit,, LOL
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 13:15
From: judge [jury and executioner] Date: 20-Dec-2008 13:05 What is wrong with "tyres"? <> Nothing, if you're from England. Are you? Or did you just type that to sound a little more aloof? Like when you write "humour" or "favourite". ******************************** "mull of kintyre" is a great song.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 13:15
Some of us are multicultural, and I've lived and studied and lectured in England as well as in a dozen other places. Sorry if it offends your parochial sensibilities. I was, BTW, not aware that living in England was an essential prerequisite to using normal Brit spelling conventions, nor that it connoted "aloofness". Do I detect a touch of provincial inferiority vis a vis "Mother England"? Reminds me of an annoying little chap called "STFU" who haunted the forum for a while, LOL.
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 13:16
I'd actually want to post a pic of myself just for the funny photoshops! The reason why I don't post a pic is for my safety & reputation. I might post a pic of me in full embalming gear though.
From: jeanrennais
[Jean]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 13:16
WHY IT IS THAT I AM NOT A TROLL I believe that I am not a troll what some people say because I do not meet the description. 1. I do not post all of the time and cause disruption. I am not like some troll as Norace who makes 10,000 stupid posts in a short time and then he is proud of it! 2. I do not make repetition in my posts. Some people say that because I type "France 1st" I am a troll. There are many of the people who type that they are first that they are not considered to be a troll. Maybe some time I am first more than most people and they become angry because they are not first and they say "Damn him he is a troll!" That is not my problem. The troll Norace is the worst of the example of a troll repeating itself that he many days announces his "Repost!" and always the links to the youtube that no person exception of Sandy watch. (YAWN) LOL 3. I make the positive contribution to the forum. I submit many of the good articles and I give the perspective that is unique. If some person does not agree with me and they say "Fuck France! You are a gay I hate you I want to torture you... on and on..." that is not my problem. 4. I do not have 20 identity as some people. I only post under vivelafrance until the CIA hacked into my account so I changed it to Jeanrennais. There is one name that I use that is maybe a troll but I do not hide that it is me and it is obvious. Some idiots say that I am killbill, allang, KIA, pontius, and I cannot remember who all else! I do not know that they are so stupid to believe that or they say that to cause me anger. I do not know or have a care. 5. That many people hate me is not the decription that I am a troll. Most of the people on the forum are Americans. I do not like most of the Americans. That makes sense that there is some trouble some of the time. I do not RETREAT however only of the cause that some majority of people do not like me. If every person likes you there is some problem with you! 6. I remeber two years ago approximately that I made the first post on the forum. I did not insult America but within one day there are 50 people insulting France only at the mention of the word "France!" So I do not retreat and I fight back at the Americans and they say "Oh you are a troll because you insult America." The stupidity of their hypocrisy. 7. I could continue but it is simply that I am not a troll.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 13:18
ABC, not to worry. Hell, there's a certain female poster here that only a few have ever seen, me among them, and will never be seen unless she does it herself.
From: judge [jury and executioner]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 13:23
I was, BTW, not aware that living in England was an essential prerequisite to using normal Brit spelling conventions, nor that it connoted "aloofness". <> It is and it does, and you know it. It's your modus operandi. You couldn't stand to be "equal" to the other 99% of rotteners. Donutman was right about you, so was STFU.
From: jeanrennais
[Jean]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 13:24
From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!] Date: 20-Dec-2008 13:18 Jean, I don't consider you a troll. Well, not the really annoying kind, anyway. I miss Americahero. He needs to show up more often ----- I do not know that man. I think that he is a troll. I block him with the RZR. I block you also but some of the time I cannot resist to see what it is that the trolls are saying.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 13:24
I wish to see Cat in her full embalming regalia, canula and ligatures in hand like a knight of yore, restoration kit open on the stainless steel table, trocar and sutures at the ready. A mighty sight to behold!
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 13:25
http://forums.dailyrotten.com/profiles/116/14074/ From: americahero [G.I. Joe] Date: 8-Oct-2008 19:35 I like the young boys but I am not a gay that would be fun to get naked in the school. When I was in Iraq we made the young boys get naked so that they confess and it was fun. From: dontsqueak [DS is talking] Date: 8-Oct-2008 19:37 Well, that was eloquent.
From: sirbutlust
[mike duff]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 13:27
snow day (yay) i have been rather bored today. drew another drawing. explination is in my myspace blog. It also features my girlfriends accusations that i have a Man-crush on a member of the New Jersey Devils (which is completly false), heres my last two drawings.   i was also wikipediaing. Got to suicides in minnesota and read the story about a lovely teenager who went on a school shooting rampage. Here is the link to his lovely animation he did called "target practice". click on "watch this movie". Most of you probably saw it but here it is... http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/195194
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 13:33
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 20-Dec-2008 13:27 My oh my, a champion of Egalitarianism. How very quaint. ================ Not to be rude, but who are you talking about? I must have them blocked, LOL.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 13:37
OL, does that mean yer butt's gonna freeze? Good evening to you. ( it is already dark here, can't wait for solstice, longer days ahead )
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 13:39
OK, BRB, I have to take the poor dog out. I feel sorry for him. Dragging his dick in the snow has to be uncomfortable.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 13:58
Goyle, that simpleton "Judge" was admonishing me about being hoyty-toyty for having used the Brit spelling for "Tyre/Tire". He said I try to be "superior" to 99% of "the people" on the forum by using Brit/Canadian spellings like "Colour" -- LMAO I guess you have him blocked.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 14:02
Cat, Thanks for the single-malt! Yum and smooth going down. For Xmas I give you an alibi, no expiration date. We will need a photo taken against a blue background, that way I can add any background to it. Police: Where were you on the night of July 27, 2009? Me: Why Cat and I were having cocktails at the Sofitel hotel lounge, see detective, here is a picture, and see detective, there is a clock on the wall with a date too, so you see, she was with me, no where nearrrr the crime scene. I have a receipt too. Cocktails were $12 each but that bartender is a mastershaker!
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 14:02
GD, yes, he's blocked. I find him way more annoying than is needed. If all he has to bitch about is other peoples spellings he needs to get a life.
From: t0llyb0ng [suicide b0nger]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 14:06
TSS be blisterously & testosterously insultious whilst Bush be gratuitously fatuitous
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 14:13
Patsy, blue screening the Cat is a capital idea. I've been considering to get my bro to act out and dress as some his "characters" and place him against (in)appropriate backgrounds. He is a dreadful ham and will love it. He does sinister to a T. Also a remarkable impression of Ezra Pound, Bluesman, Mad Biker etc. I'd better catch him before the scoundrel up and dies on me.
From: jeanrennais
[Jean]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 14:14
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 20-Dec-2008 13:58 Goyle, that simpleton "Judge" was admonishing me about being hoyty-toyty for having used the Brit spelling for "Tyre/Tire". He said I try to be "superior" to 99% of "the people" on the forum by using Brit/Canadian spellings like "Colour" -- LMAO ----- You cannot spell in any of the languages. Vous discutez que mon Français est mauvais. Achetez un dictionnaire! Vous êtes un imposter alcoolique.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 14:19
Patsy, it's bad here as well, but not the dingy, dirty icy stuff you have. Just lots of white fluffiness. About 12-14 inches worth and it's still coming down albeit lightly. I see that it could turn worse tomorrow though. Glad we don't need to get out. Had a nice fire going last night while watching the tube.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 14:24
GD, Fanny Ardant or Catherine Deneuve? 8 Women is on TV now. I'll stay inside on a day like this. Maybe tomorrow I'll venture out. For a good blue background template: Sitting on a chair at a table reading a newspaper. Superimpose any background and insert the day's paper when needed! I was in Paris at a cafe reading Le Monde, see the date! Wasn't even in the States! Must have been someone else that looks like me...
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 14:26
Nice brass and wood, looks like mahogany. Analog, what will become of such things? Love the sound of a well played Moog. I do wonder how many kids today have no idea what a Theremin is.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 14:30
Patsy, I know how you feel. It will be ugly soon enough here. Once they plow and sand it and it's all dirty and ruined. Somewhere, my dad has some slides of NYC in the winter from the 60's. Must've been fresh snow, LOL.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 14:35
My thoughts on the Digital conversion are that it's a conspiracy ( waits for ABC to pipe up ) by the big electronics firms to grab billions of dollars. Think about it. The market is fairly saturated with the old analog sets, players for video, cameras, etc. Plus all the equipment for all those TV stations, transmitters, cameras, mixing boards, storage devices, etc. All those now have to be replaced by the new and improved digital devices. So every house with the average 2 TV's has to buy 2 new ones. A new digital Blu Ray player of course to get the best pic on that new TV. The broadcasters need all new digital cams, transmitters, etc. Billions of dollars in new things will be sold. All for a somewhat better picture or for someones fatter wallet?
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 14:37
Patsy, it would be like having to chose between a sensual Charybdes and Scylla. Both so talented, bright and beautiful. Mercouri and Pappas are still in the lead The cafe concept indeed blows me away. Woud love to see it. Creative devil, ain'tcha! The very best and most attractive quality in a person.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 14:46
It is nice to know that analog isn't dead. I have a nice analog electronic thermometer I built. I use a schematic from a 1969 Popular Electronics mag I found among my step dads things. He also had all the components, so I simply had to assemble and calibrate it. Fun project. I've got a bit of something that would be perfect for a steampunk project. 1000 watt copperwire wound dual tap rheostat. I think it's rated for 240 volts too, might only be 120 though. It's huge and heavy. I need to think of a use for it now. Hmmmm, talk about a light dimmer, LOL.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 14:51
I just looked up Donora PA, and saw the name of August Z. Chambon mayor -- a very distant cousin of mine. I've met him and wouldn't trust him with either my purse or my sister. Old scallywag.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 14:53
Goyle, conspiracy is too mild a word. This is blatant theft. Cutting the signal on a perfectly good TV. Options are buy the box, buy a new flat screen TV, or get cable. I have no idea what Blu-ray is because I don't care, I'm too old to fall for the newest gimmick on the market. All I know is that and HD are in competition and they are more expensive than regular DVDs. I already went from LPs to CDs and VHS to DVD. What more do they want? (double doom fist)
From: bungmunch
[muncher of bung]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 14:55
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 20-Dec-2008 13:24 I wish to see Cat in her full embalming regalia, canula and ligatures in hand like a knight of yore, restoration kit open on the stainless steel table, trocar and sutures at the ready. A mighty sight to behold! -------------------- I wish to see her take a huge peter north-like load in the face
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 14:57
Goyle, I have 12 Variacs in my garage -- I salvaged them when I built a solid-state dimmer board for the local theatre. The presets and automation are very nice, but I was unable to throw the Variacs away. They come in quite handy as light controls when phtographing with continuous light. Besides they hum so prettily. I also kept two thyratrons from another theatre system. I'm a packrat.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 15:00
I know Patsy, it's outright criminal BTW, HD is dead, Blu Ray won the format wars. I had 8 track, cassette won out, I bought BetaMax, VHS won out. I am not buying another format dammit. Not only is it expensive, I think it's a waste. All my old vinyl is stored for now. I did ditch the tapes though, LOL. Then the record companies bitch cuz I won't buy what I already own in another format. Fuck no, it costs too much. I hate paying $20 for a miserable CD that I may not like but one or two songs on. Put out some music worth buying, I might cough up the money for it. And I don't like some of the newer DVD's that won't let me skip the ads, fuckers. I paid for the damn movie, keep your fucking ads off it. That'd be as bad as going to the theater and having them play ads, oh wait, they do that too, dammit.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 15:03
Patsy -- I mentioned having a "record album" to some young'uns the other night and they looked at me as if I was from Ork. After explaining, I was told those are called "Vinyls". It was hilarious. I did not even bother to point out that I also have non-vinyl records played at 78 with a cactus needle (including one of Caruso and one of Chaliapin in Boris Goudonov, plus Patti at the Met).
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 15:03
Variacs? damn, those are so cool. Haven't seen one in ages. I always loved going to the base where my step dad worked. I was entralled by the radar equipment there. Tons of old analog goodies. He never did get me those magnets off that freaking huge magnatron when it went bad though. Those would have been fun. Million watts of microwave, wow
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 15:13
Old elec's ? I have my Dad's Sony reel to reel. Looks brand new. I remember when I was a weeone, they used it to record their band stuff. Have all the splitters and mic's to. I know I wasn't in school yet, so I'm guessing its 1965'ish ?
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 15:23
Ha, got one on ya Patsy now. Mom has a 1957 Admiral, and it has this doey for 45's and 33's and yup, 16's so you can stack a couple dozen atop each other, so its like one of those CD player things that you load 4231 cd's and it plays for weeks ? Big ass console thing. Must be the size of a Smart Car at least, really. Has these tubes or summit, hard to describe and not sure WTF their called.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 15:24
Patsy, LOL, 45's were the shit back in the day. I do know where you can get those adapter rings yet though, strangely enough. Zilla, I'd have killed for a good reel tape deck back in the day. 8 hours on one of those huge tapes, auto reverse, etc.
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 15:30
Evening to all Back in high school my bud had an old 57 chevy that had a 45 player in the glove box. It floated on fluid and he claimed it was factory installed.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 15:31
hell, my old mustang had tubes in the radio. Turn it on when it was really cold and you'd wait about 5 minutes before it started making sounds, LOL
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 15:31
From: judge [jury and executioner] Date: 20-Dec-2008 13:02 ....Despite what people may say, besides his hilarious photoshop skills I also like munchkin because he'd never really go out of his way to hurt someone...... Except for potius and gargoyle, whom he has spent countless hours photoshopping and harassing. But that doesn't count, does it? --------------------------- I mainly photoshop the two biggest assholes. Then for fun I photoshop some of the greatest, most entertaining posters Rotten has ever seen, Norace, Cain, and DD.
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 15:33
hey, patsy. i'm 31, and i know what that yellow thingy is. we had a record player when i was a kid. we had those yellow dealies, but mostly used this rectangle thing that slid right over top of the "poker". i even rmember how we could stack records on top of each other on the very top area of the poker and they would drop and play... kinda like a multi-disc cd changer. still isn't christmas until i hear "blue christmas" from elvis. we had it on this album: 
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 15:34
While we're on the subject, I have an old valve (tube) radio from the early 1950's. Works fine with a great sound. AM radio never sounded so good.
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 15:38
Exactly Garg, it had to warm up a bit, and hummmm and then look out. I remember Dad showing me the 'glow'. Used to take them to a shop and test them and stuff. I miss my Dad now damn it. I have ALL the band stuff they did with it to on reels.
From: sirbutlust
[mike duff]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 15:40
tvland is playing old 3rd rock from the sun episodes. heres a fitting quote. "when will earthlings realize the high quality sound of vinyl."- dick solomon.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 15:43
Zilla, i remeber takink all the tubes out and numbering tehm. then taking them to the store for testing. Put the dirrerent ones in the slot and press hte buttonnnnnn. watch the needle and decide good or bad
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 15:43
The whole conversion to digital is to make TV and Internet more seamlessly connectible. Soon ,there will be little, if any difference between the mediums. Television will more resemble a youtube player than anything else, except it won't be a personal channel, but a corporate monopoly. It's all marketing, they can't tell what you watch on an anlog system, but they can sure as sunrise analyze every instant of your viewing habits via digital. Couple that with your internet browsing, they can play ads tailored for each customer. A house full of kids gets candy, soda, fast food, toys, and theme park ads. A single guy gets alcohol, nightclub, deodorant, razors, and sports, etc. They can tailor it down to the BRAND if the companies so desire. Not only that, but add in webcams installed in the TV (shades of 1984, anyone?) and they can, in real time, determine who is watching, how many are watching, and what you do while watching the television. This has already been done, Comcast puts microphones and even primitive infrared cameras in their cable boxes. And there's the small matter that bears asking: "Just what are they going to do with all those analog frequencies?" The digital revolution is coming. Don't be excited.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 15:47
From: jeanrennais [Jizz] Date: 20-Dec-2008 13:16 WHY IT IS THAT I AM NOT A TROLL .......................................... ! !! LOL! (shakes head) Boy I've(Norace) got this rotten.com forum running... upside down! Whenever i so choose@! :0 heh heh heh Yawns proudly. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=SLLSCLHKWPE
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 15:47
rom: onelove [onelove] Date: 20-Dec-2008 15:45 what the hell is in your egg nog, gargy? lol =================== I dunno OL, why? 'the whole page is moving here.
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 15:50
uh-oh. she's drugged you, garg! quick, run and throw up... there might still be time! check your nails for white spots!
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 15:55
I mainly photoshop the two biggest assholes. Then for fun I photoshop the greatest, most entertaining poster Rotten has ever seen, Norace. Then Cain, and DD are included as a quite distant second and third. .................................................................... ! beams.. Nice! Thanks Sandy. You always tell the truth around here. I would never disagree with ya! heh heh never fear..Norace is here http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Get5qd7PYy4&feature=related
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 15:56
From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!] Date: 20-Dec-2008 15:43 The whole conversion to digital is to make TV and Internet more seamlessly connectible. Soon ,there will be little, if any difference between the mediums. Television will more resemble a youtube player than anything else, except it won't be a personal channel, but a corporate monopoly. ---------------------------- Analogue TV is almost dead in the UK, it's all being switched over to FreeView digital broadcasts. Soon, there will be just an handful of radio stations left on the AM and FM bands.
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 15:57
My buddy called while writing that last one. I brought big Kitty home and left the car, cause its supposed to storm up tonight. Seems the car won't start, if I have the keys in-front of me. Yes, I tried the remote, but he's 6 miles away. (other side of the bush) What's with that ? Car companies want a bail-out, and I can't fire up the car from here ? Jeezzzz. Its as cold as my EX outside, and on a sled, by myself, and I dunno where that fuckin cell phone is,,, Zilla wonders, is Big Kitty trustworthy tonight ? I await your informative and trusting response. I haz beerz, Chilez, cigarz and I'm quite good where I iz. What say youz ? (keep in mind, it fucking cold out there)
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 16:01
nevermind what munchkin's smoking... i want some of what gargy's got! i wanna use it in my butter tarts this year... liven up the holidays.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 16:02
From: onelove [onelove] Date: 20-Dec-2008 16:01 nevermind what munchkin's smoking. -------------------- I have never ever smoked anything.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 16:03
It's a lcd abc, no gassing needdd. WTF, I was fine until i ate dinner now I feel all fuggered up. dayum table keeeps moving up and donw.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 16:05
Anybody play with a regen short wave receiver? Just s touch out of tune and you can make all the nearby AM radios squeal like slaughtered pigs. My dad gave me an old Hallicrafters from Lafayette Radio and I almost got lynched. I was a QSL freak as a kid.
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 16:07
i think it would be kinda fun. it's at my house this year (woo-hoo! no travel for us!), and there is going to be a ridiculous amount of food here. i'll be like that dood on scrooge with all the food wearing a garlic necklace. munchkin, you must have been smoking something at one time or another to be all into the furries and cartoons like you are. not weed though. weed would never do that to anyone.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 16:13
"munchkin, you must have been smoking something at one time or another to be all into the furries and cartoons like you are. not weed though. weed would never do that to anyone." Furries, furry art and cartoons are cute.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 16:14
From: onelove [onelove] Date: 20-Dec-2008 16:09 aww, munchy... did you do something NICE for gargy? --------------------------- Oh well, it is Christmas.
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 16:20
did you pee a little in your pants? is one side of your face saggy / floppy? can you move both arms / legs? i hear these are signs of a stroke.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 16:24
No, it was like being really stoned there for a moment. The words moved and the page rippled. Flight where ABC?
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 16:25
From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!] Date: 20-Dec-2008 16:14 OL, I think Sandy was into turpentine. Maybe silver paint? -------------------------- Only thing I've ever been into is a little alcohol.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 16:30
I hate when someone uses the butter knife and then proceeds to use the same knife for the preserves. Whoee. I am so glad I got that off my chest. Thanks for being good listeners.
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 16:35
i have been swayed and hipnotized by a shiny object. my cell provider called me 2 days in a row and i am now getting a blackberry curve. a red one.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 16:37
OK, If I don't die or go into a coma I'll be back later. Going to watch "All creatures great and small" now
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 16:54
 "When this 12-week-old terrier was reluctant to curl up, his owner knew something was wrong and took him to get checked out. An x-ray revealed a seven-inch kitchen knife in his stomach."  "Yorkshire terrier puppy Charlie was rushed to the vet's after getting a Xmas decoration lodged in his throat."
From: pontius
Date: 20-Dec-2008 17:25
Caught you, Patsy! Unfortunately, I can't chat, am cleaning [no maid available on Sundays, but hey, I can do it myself. I'm all grown up], then I will take a shower, go shopping, have a guest for lunch, well, a typical Sunday. How's your Saturday night?
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 17:37
HA! It was all a trap! Caught you! For fun on Saturday night I usually poop in a paper bag, set it on my neighbor's doorstep, light it on fire, ring their bell and run. Hopefully BBL
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 17:50
OK, All seems well, except for the ringing in my ears, still there. Normally have some tinnitus but this is loud. It's getting windy now, snow later, then it might get fun and turn to rain
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 17:53
From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 20-Dec-2008 15:47 From: jeanrennais [Jizz] Date: 20-Dec-2008 13:16 WHY IT IS THAT I AM NOT A TROLL .......................................... ! !! LOL! (shakes head) Boy I've(Norace) got this rotten.com forum running... upside down! Whenever i so choose@! :0 heh heh heh Yawns proudly. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,' RZR's not holdin up well... Zzzzz here's the weather in Seattle! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7oRVwciEfbY&feature=related yawns in seattle
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 17:56
Poison pouncy Clown friends,,, Boiling over agin, i see. big yawn -------------------------- It's not Pouncy. ........... yawns,,, !! I already know Sandy. And it really don;t matter... A quick.. chapt.. from the NORACE Diaries.. here, seems to be called for.. TROLLS. How they can be used in attack and misdirection. I(Norace) use.. pouncy as the (PERFECT)..single best example.. A Big representative of the whole "attack troll" yawn concept. Like .."flooding the forum" ..etc,, Arguing, talking and 'agreeing" with itselves... barfs.. And it can look ..REAL, to the unwary and boring. :0 The ..REALLY ..pathetic part.. is the typical heavy troll poster get's a "THRILL".. outta 'misleading' folks! (shakes head) :0 It's.. oh ..so "clever", and "hilarious" ... to the average poster.. 'of lessor abilities" ..herr.. (shakes head) Remember.. fer the shitferbrains like tss.. TROLL = Equalizer (like the Colt 45)! ;) And that "kind" of poster.. uses 'troll' identities,, or, worse.. A series of "friends and fellow posters' to 'create" a WEB.. of yawn.. mystery..and confusion,,among their "enemies"(NR) ,,and further.. Zzzzz It's all "really swell" and when various poster's trolls appear.. I , Norace,,, get ... well... feelin tired of it all, maybe sometimes... (shakes head).. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,' !! ;) Saturday night's alright! heh heh heh http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vf9-UwkyoOY&feature=related
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 17:58
Currently active brackets pouncycowardtrolls(25941)cracker666(6) kushed(18)mrstakora(10)munchkin(4)noracejusthuman (5)otherboringRZRshit(761990) ............................... ZZzzz Big surprise, huh?! ..................... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yuAleQe-yUY&feature=related
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 18:18
From: kushed Date: 20-Dec-2008 03:43 lol sorry about the jokes but sometimes the old jokes are better than some of the bullshit here.. i mean is your government really trying to kill you or is it trying to keep you alive.. would it be better if i copied my weather or if i said i had pizza for dinner or maybe i took a shit while playing with my kitteh lmao... hey badda b.. you have mail.... can you tell abc that i got mail.. and the fukin racism is sickening.. and the shit with norace.. fuk people putting his pics on here and his private info... this is the internet. if people dont like me they can just as easily tell me to fuckoff... im here because im bored. not because i want a history lesson.. if america is that bad,, why do all you yanks keep living there.. gd aka granny deathbed... like i said to you on my first day here. ... you can kiss my ass and even quote me if you like. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, !! Missed this earlier...! Yea Kushed! Not bad! Norace takes back all that silly horseshit , I was teasin ya with..a while back.. long as yer keep that kind of 'self awareness" posting up! heh heh heh ! don't blow it,now yawn LOL! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yuAleQe-yUY&feature=related
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 18:21
Just back read. Garg, go get checked out. Sounds pretty bad. Not sure of the name, but it sounds like when my cousin had an aneurysm. He had a couple of episodes like that, then blew a big one.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 18:26
AHA stroke guidelines ... Would indicate assessing the 911 system immediately upon any suspicious "stroke" like symptoms. Complications like a diabetic history would make this action all the more urgent.
From: gingeroot
[Ginger]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 18:33
If you wait until you have another one, you might die - some people only get one warning. Stay around to watch those grandkids grow up!
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 18:35
Garg, You could wait to see if it happens again. But that might entail a long stay in a rehab facility. I heard that people that work in those places are really great. They never rape, steal or humiliate people that are bed bound. But what the heck, you'll get to meet a lot of new people. Look on the bright side, I always do.
From: gingeroot
[Ginger]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 18:44
Hey is there a doctor in the house? Wait a minute, forget that - a nurse! is what we need here. They're the ones who really know what's going on in the medical world.
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 19:08
Am I a total asshole, or am I just normal? I'll let you rotten readers decide. I asked my baby for food. I don't want to fuck with it at all, I just want fed. She said "can't you get something yourself?" My response "I never make you pay the mortgage"
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 19:49
OK, doc says to take some aspirin tonight and tomorrow and get to the office monday for checks. They won't find anything now if it's a TIA. Also to call if anything else comes up. Great, I need another medical problem like a hole in my head. It's like a fucking train wreck in slow motion, you just sit back and wonder when the hell it ends.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 19:55
LOL RF, I'd like to have gotten out of the station before it crashed at least, sheeesh. I want a refund.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 19:56
From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 20-Dec-2008 19:55 My response "I never make you pay the mortgage" ================ I hope you have a comfortable couch IK ============== And a working relationship with Rosy Palmer
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 20:02
LOL RF, if you saw my files, you'd want a refund too. I will continue as usual and slog on through, it's how I am. I just think that I've had more than a usual share of problems to deal with starting earlier than most.
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 20:05
once again i understand goyle it seems that some of us are destined to be perpetually ill no matter how healthy we try to be, while others continually abuse their bodies yet remain relatively unscathed.. such are the disparities of life on planet earth
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 20:07
Goyle, my ex-GF had a mild stroke one time, half her face was frozen for almost a week. She has a bit of a problem with MSG and migraines...she must have eaten a whole mess of processed shit for that kind of thing to happen. Go in Monday, good luck, hope it's nothing. Passing out, I'll probably be back in a week or so. And as a parting shot in case my plane crashes, fuck Norace in the goat ass, may he die slowly, painfully, and in a sexually compromising position. Commie out.
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 20:08
abuse their bodies yet remain relatively unscathed.. ------------- Evening everybody
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 20:08
Ah, there's the problem, I'm on the wrong planet. Don't worry, I just keep going. If only to prove that it can't get me down. I'd like to be a pain in the ass to my great grandkids if possible.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 20:10
LOL Commie, I never did hear where you were going. Enjoy the trip though. Don't get put on the no fly list
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 20:13
Hey RF Things are moving along here. How about you?
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 20:14
I'd like to be a pain in the ass to my great grandkids if possible. ============== yep I plan on being an embarrassment to my kids in my old age if for no other reason that just to pay them back for all the times they embarrassed me in public
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 20:18
From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 20-Dec-2008 20:16 fiend I am working my ass off here 60- 80 hr weeks, all i do is work, sleep and eat though i do occasionally take a day off -------------------- No one on their death bed ever said, "Gee I wish I would have done better at the office"
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 20:18
Goyle, please keep me and Bella posted after you talk to the quacks tomorrow. Aspirin means real Aspirin, not a substitute, as I'm sure you know. Mostly, at this point, take it easy, hun, and have fun. May other things besides a TIA could have caused the symptoms, even your superchili. Good thing to get checked out, but nothing yet to be too concerned. Don't back out of the appointment when you feel great in the morning, or I'll come on my steampunk rocket and confiscate your kilt
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 20:20
time for rounds _________ I'll have one, only because you're buying
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 20:23
GD, not to worry. Already took the real aspirin ( I take a baby one daily anyhow, and had just done so before whatever that was ) and will again tomorrow then I'll be calling the Docs office 1st thing Monday. If it happens again before then, I'll be calling them again and possibly heading in to the ER. With my wonderful medical history, who knows what happened. I was backreading a bit ago though and it lasted nearly 30 minutes, so I am concerned. I promise to keep all of you up to date. I do appreciate the concern, thanx.
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 20:24
>>>it seems that some of us are destined to be perpetually ill no matter how healthy we try to be, while others continually abuse their bodies yet remain relatively unscathed..<<< Or we can just admit that heroin,alcohol,and LSD are good for you. Really,really good for you dude.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 20:31
"Don't back out of the appointment when you feel great in the morning, or I'll come on my steampunk rocket and confiscate your kilt " LOL! As much as I like photoshopping Goyle for shits & giggles and to annoy him, I hope he's fine.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 20:47
From Gargoyle: "Think I'll go nuke some leftover chili and see if I can spontaneously combust" Goyle had better hope this doesn't happen during the medical examination. 
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 21:10
From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel] Date: 20-Dec-2008 20:55 nice gif andy! Look out people will think you have a "thing" about shit. ------------------------------- They might think I'm into Amy the ladyboy too.   She's featured in as many shops as Ponti.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 21:14
She's just emailed me and says she lost clients and work, because of my photoshops. She and her boyfriend are gonna pay me a visit I hear. 
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 21:20
Just got back from "Four Christmas's". I went in not expecting a lot and got exactly what I expected. Absolutely awful. Save your money and by the Step Brothers DVD. Now that was funny and extremely uncomfortable at times.
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 22:06
I am the God of fuck! I am the God of fuck! Virgins sold in quantity, herded by heredity Red-neck-burn-out-mid-west-mind, who said date rape isnt kind? Porno-nation, evaluation Whats this time for segregation Libido, libido fascination, too much oral defecation White trash get down on your knees, time for cake and sodomy White trash get down on your knees, time for cake and sodomy VCR's and vaseline, tv-fucked by plastic queens Cash in hand and dick on screen, who said God was ever clean? Bible-belt round anglo-waste, putting sinners in their place Yeah, right, great if youre so good explain the shit stains on your face
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 22:08
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 22:09
Mr. Orange: What happens if the manager won't give you the diamonds? Mr. White: When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 22:16
Silence, Welshie. I'm as goth as Buddy Holly. Of course, he's dead and probably freaky looking by now. Lets say I'm as goth as the living Buddy Holly. That is, not goth at all. Man, that piss felt good. Just stopping in for a sec to gloat. HAHA, you fucks. I got that arbitrary, meaningless post number. Suck it long, hard, etc.
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 22:42
I jerked off a couple days ago and my cum was pink,like there was blood in it. Does that just happen sometimes, or should I see a doctor immediately?
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 23:03
"Sandy,If I ever get to Wales I'll try the fish n chips then smash your head open with a pipe " Pink spooger, what sort of pipe?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 23:22
From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!] Date: 20-Dec-2008 04:13 GD, there are two kinds of people in this world, my friend. Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You...dig. ------------- Whoever double-crosses me leaves me alive......understands NOTHING about Tuco!
From: pontius
Date: 20-Dec-2008 23:26
DD, I'd never double cross you, but nailing you onto a single one... hmm... it should better be made of mahagoni or another seriously solid wood. Deutsche Eiche maybe. Fatso with Thesaurus, what's up.
From: kushed
Date: 21-Dec-2008 00:19
ralph [R] Date: 21-Dec-2008 00:05 Wanna see something really scary --------------------------------------------- why is this scary Ralph?
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 00:22
From: kushed Date: 21-Dec-2008 00:19 ralph [R] Date: 21-Dec-2008 00:05 Wanna see something really scary --------------------------------------------- why is this scary Ralph? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wondered same thing and then noticed Ralph posted it. *it's actually pretty cool have a small playlist going atm
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 00:37
We are giving our employees two weeks for Xmas (lucky shits), so my workload has increased and I am even more of a night owl than before. I'll make up for it tomorrow by going to Thunderhill raceway and test a new Formula Ford chassis a friend of mine is building. Snow on the track will be fun, lots of schlipping and schliding.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 00:44
I should probably have said more stoned. My daughter has kept me company this evening til just a while ago. We were partaking until she wussed out on me. She's a day walker. *before the tard brigade rides to her rescue from a dope pushing mother, she is 23 years old, and it was her smoke
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 00:51
LOL Phoe -- They are a caution, alright. It souds like a fine Addams Family evening. Interesting that the Addams were the only truly loving and caring family on TV, and the only one where parents showed a healthy sexual attraction to each other. They also were so accepting of the extended family bizarreness. And they were The Freaks! The rest of the "normal" TV families, were snipng, fighting, and tearing each other down. A lesson could be learned from that.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 01:06
Well, I'll try to nod out for a bit and thank you for the image, I'll first go meditate on Mrs. GD's altar and send some money to the Ovarian Cancer research. Bright Blessings and all those Witchy bye-bye goodies
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 02:47
I like to think of the Rotteneers as my little freak family. I see myself and GD as Pa and lesbian Ma, sirbutlust as poor , autistic little Timmy scribbling away in the corner with his wax crayons ( not allowed sharp pencils) and over there is little norace talking to the TV which he thinks is beaming secret messages from "duder" ,a space alien from Mars, direct into his brain. Look, over there it's teenager TSS sticking pins in golly and muttering about "kicking Obama's ass back to Africa" and who is this under the mistletoe, where she has been ALL YEAR, waiting ? It's DS , her lipstick cracked and faded and unkissed. Harken ! A knock at the door, whom could it be ? Lawks ! It's uncles rectal and pontius with their charming children goyle and abc, singing merry carols, sipping from bottles of cheap hooch and pissing on the Christmas lights ! Come in, one and all, share with us this merry celebration. We have egg nog but it's probably best not to drink it unless you are quite clear as to what our definition of "nog" is.
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 02:49
'Tis the season to be evil. Fa la la la la -la la la la Fill your grannie's draws with weasels Fa la la la la - la la la la Don we now our gayest apparel Fa la la Fa la la Fa la - la You be "Mary", I'll be Carole Fa la la la la- la la la laaaaaaaaaaaa
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 02:52
God rest you Rotten gentlemen Let nothing you dismay Remember to be horrible when you come out to play. And tease poor Doink for hours and hours and hope he runs away. Tell him "Stick your opinions up your ass" Up your ass You're a oaf with a dreadful lack of class.
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 02:59
Good nurse Rectalfissure went out to attend a victim removed her clothes, as nurses do then whipped out his pi-pi Brightly shone his knob that night as o'er the corpse he lingered Then with aid of "special lube" other parts were fin-in-gered.
From: pontius
Date: 21-Dec-2008 03:18
Seems that I have to enter a special fitness program to keep up with my fitness program. Damn.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 03:19
From: kurekuretakora [oldgit] Date: 21-Dec-2008 02:59 Good nurse Rectalfissure went out to attend a victim removed her clothes, as nurses do then whipped out his pi-pi Brightly shone his knob that night as o'er the corpse he lingered Then with aid of "special lube" other parts were fin-in-gered. ------------------------- ROFL! To the tune of "Good King Wenceslas".
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 03:39
Who is Kurekurekarama? Are you goth?
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 04:18
Clear 23°F Feels Like: 14°F Wind Chill: 11° Visibility: 10mi Ceiling: Unlimited Dew Point: 9° Wind: 14mph Humidity: 55% Direction: 360° (N) Pressure: 30.39in  Toto we're not in Florida anymore!
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 05:06
From: kurekuretakora [oldgit] Date: 21-Dec-2008 02:59 Good nurse Rectalfissure went out to attend a victim removed her clothes, as nurses do then whipped out his pi-pi Brightly shone his knob that night as o'er the corpse he lingered Then with aid of "special lube" other parts were fin-in-gered. ========================== every once in a while the mouldy old perv just cracks me up
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 05:13
From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel] Date: 21-Dec-2008 04:44 Anyone have an opinion of which E-mail service has the least spam? at&t here is powered by yahoo and it sucks! I blame at&t ----------------------------- How about linuxmail.org? If you are lucky, cracker666@linuxmail.org is still available.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 05:15
"every once in a while the mouldy old perv just cracks me up" --------------- "mouldy old perv" And I thought he was younger than yourself.
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 05:31
Ping pong merrily on thigh In Bankok the balls are flying Ping Pong Ponti is the guy whom prostitutes is buying Glor-i-or-r-ior-ioa is her name She really is delicious Deary-eary-eary-eary me that bulge is quite suspicious.
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 05:35
Yeah I perv, so what ? My new workplace is choc full of delightful young ladies ( too old for cain, sadly as they are all over 16). Mind you there are quite a few mooses as well. And the odd hippo.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 05:37
From: kurekuretakora [oldgit] Date: 21-Dec-2008 05:31 Ping pong merrily on thigh In Bankok the balls are flying Ping Pong Ponti is the guy whom prostitutes is buying Glor-i-or-r-ior-ioa is her name She really is delicious Deary-eary-eary-eary me that bulge is quite suspicious. ---------------------- ROFLMAO! Now work on the 12 days of Rotten Christmas.
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 06:28
76.1 °F Partly Cloudy Humidity: 74% Dew Point: 67 °F Wind: 0.0 mph Wind Gust: 0.0 mph Pressure: 29.97 in (Rising) Heat Index: 78 °F We floritards are muddling along just fine without you, Cracker.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 21-Dec-2008 06:42
Garg's Roost Current Conditions Temp 24.6 F Humidity 82% rh Barometer 29.56 in Hg and falling Wind, instrument still frozen, so fuck ya Dew point 19.9F Visibility 0.3 miles Precip, it's fucking frozen, OK? Snowing right now, nice fat fluffy flakes. The birds are flocking to the feeders and the cats are going insane watching them. The dog is off licking his dick, trying to warm it up after the morning walk.
From: conspiracy
[Theory]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 06:53
Partly cloudy Feels Like: 21° Relative Humidity: 65% Winds: ESE 5mph Radar: Maps 24Hr Forecast Just for those that hate that sort of thing I think a rotten 12 days of Christmas is a good idea. I'll even start it off. On the first day of Christmas , my true love gave to me--- Herpes , while blowing me beneath a tree.
From: maidenmaiden
[whatever]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 06:55
I wouldn't mind a few fluffy flakes... (snow would be o.k., too...!) ((had to)) Gargie- hope you are feeling o.k.- don't do that again, dammit. Your sugar #'s have been o.k., right? RIGHT?? (caught something about honey the other day- ran out of time before I could comment.) Current Conditions HornLofts, San Antonio, Texas Updated: 6 sec ago Overcast 41.5 °F Overcast Windchill: 34 °F Humidity: 36% Dew Point: 16 °F Wind: 9.0 mph from the NNE Wind Gust: 12.0 mph Pressure: 30.17 in (Rising) Visibility: 10.0 miles UV: 0 out of 16 Clouds: Mostly Cloudy 3900 ft I'm soooooooo cold! I'm glad the heater works. Finally got Mini a new "fuck it's cold" coat yesterday- she'll probably wear it like 5 times. We got a 5-6, she's not even 4 yet. Amazon in the making. They guesstimated about 6' for her...! I'll check back!
From: gargoyle1
Date: 21-Dec-2008 06:59
Maiden, sugars are fairly good yes. I'm seeing the doc monday ASAP. That was weirdness I don't need. Thanks
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 07:03
Weather: Just miserable. Some sleet, which means if you look up to the sky you will bloody your eyes. Hey Goyle, how are you feeling? Maiden, Just got a coat? Hum-bug! I have jackets, mittens, scarfs, hats, etc on the floor, table, chairs - that's another reason I hate winter, I have to keep all this stuff by the front door and it always looks messy.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 21-Dec-2008 07:11
Feeling fine Patsy, thanks. Will be calling docs office asap tomorrow though, can't have brain fades for unknown reasons.
From: meeeko
Date: 21-Dec-2008 07:23
I know I'm always late to comment on topic, but how is this story Rotten? "... I clipped her and she went rolling away but seemed unhurt and carried on grazing. The aircraft was very slightly damaged." Maybe if it was: "... I clipped the pregnant cow and she went flying in the air and blood splatters and organ chunks landed on a group of schoolchildren standing nearby. The aircraft went up in flames, and a queue of Satanists stood by to fuck the remnants of the cow's corpse." And to keep up with the FFA, the weather here seems to be improving-- there's sun breaking through here and there.
From: maidenmaiden
[whatever]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 07:27
Hey Pats! Yeah, lots of sweaters, jackets, etc- just that the actual "big ol'" coat had sleeves above the wrists... It was a pretty coat, too! :( I saw the cutest one the other day, but it was $90; just couldn't do it for a <4y/o, and for only about a week or two of weather cold enough for it! Got myself a cute leather, too. Did I tell you we were doing DisneyWorld after Xmas? Yea! garg~ groovy. Mom is having a bad weekend; we'll be calling Monday, too! At least I'm off until early Jan.! I REALLY dig the school schedule! I'll check back! 
From: pontius
Date: 21-Dec-2008 07:27
Bangkok weather update: it's 11pm and still 28°C/83°F. I think I'll dare getting out of the bathtub now. I won't let you know if I freeze to death.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 07:33
R.I.P. Dock Ellis. Dock was a big time pitcher for the Pittsburgh Pirates during their glory years in the late '60s and early '70s, helping them win the '71 World Series, then went on to help the Yanks win the AL Pennant in '76. Ellis became notorious for pitching a no-hitter under the influence of LSD, in 1970. Afterwards, Dock stated that he didn't know he was supposed to start that day and was still flying high from the night before when his manager gave him the ball, and had no recollection of his performance on the mound that day. Towards his retirement from the majors, Dock turned it around and became a drug counsellor in prisons and in South Central, where he grew up.
From: pontius
Date: 21-Dec-2008 07:36
Maiden, hold on a sec. I scanned you this from my Boston basement  The quality is miserable, cause I'm drunk and forgot to set the scan option despeckle, but hey, it's for you, from me. Mein Herz.
From: pontius
Date: 21-Dec-2008 07:39
Yeah, I have a computer with remote keyboard in my bathroom. Is that so unusual? Remember, I live in a third world shithole.
From: maidenmaiden
[whatever]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 07:42
Wow. Not sure what to say, Pointy. Mahalo. Want me to print out some shit from the Bulldog, to prove I'm in Amsterdam? (is that a peeled hamster in the top left?) On the third day of Xmas, my true love gave to me: 3 nipple rings.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 07:44
Did anyone think maybe Ponti sleeps in the bathtub? Jesus, Joseph, and Mary! Actually that was done back in the days.... long, long time ago. Coolest part of the apartment
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 07:47
A floatable, wireless keyboard isn't such a bad idea, sorta like the waterproof cordless phones you can throw into the pool. Although I would get all prune-y with the amount of time I spend on the computer.
From: pontius
Date: 21-Dec-2008 07:49
Maiden^7 [seriously, repeat yourself], here in Boston we speak mainly Thai and Chinese in the basements. Reallyreallyreally [whatever]. Noeken in de Koeken.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 07:55
Not get all serious or anything but if anyone thinks they got it bad, here is a story of perseverance http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-lopez21-2008dec21,0,4554051.column  "Kerry Himmel hands a bag of prescriptions to her daughter Destiny, 16, who suffers from high-risk acute leukemia. The two live in their SUV, moving occasionally from a McDonald's parking lot to a Ralphs parking lot to avoid eviction"
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 07:59
Goyle, no no. A dry bathtub to sleep. Actually my dad told me in the 1930s, the bathtub (porcelain stays cool), the fire escape or the local parks were places to sleep at night to escape the NYC heatwaves. Remember, back then, no AC. Imagine that! Telling your your kids to sleep in the park and NOT worrying about anything. Different times....
From: pontius
Date: 21-Dec-2008 08:00
Not if you keep the hot water running, Goyle. That's a tough story, Patsy. McDonalds parking, shiet.
From: maidenmaiden
[whatever]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 08:00
thanks, Pats. 'Tis the season, and shit. I bought Xmas cards made by kids at M.D.Anderson. Gonna go kiss mini now. late, folks. Have an Xmas-y day.
From: judge [jury and executioner]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 08:05
This is the funniest thing I've read on here on a very, VERY long time:: <> From: assholius [ikthool] Date: 20-Dec-2008 22:58 Sandy,If I ever get to Wales I'll try the fish n chips then smash your head open with a pipe From: munchkin [munchkin] Date: 20-Dec-2008 23:03 Pink spooger, what sort of pipe? From: assholius [ikthool] Date: 20-Dec-2008 23:17 Well,it being you and all,I guess the gayest pipe I can find.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 21-Dec-2008 08:08
Fuckme. Yesterday and day before it was cat puke on the floor, under the desk and in the hall. Today, no puke or so I thought. It's all over the bedspread. Goddamn barfbag cats.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 21-Dec-2008 08:19
THE NIGHT BEFORE NEWYEARS 'Twas the night before New Years, when all through the house Not a creature was sober, not even a mouse; The offerings were burnt by the chimney with care, In hopes that Baal soon would be there; The children were bound and gagged all snug in their beds, While psychedelic visions of Mushrooms danced in their heads; And mamma in her thong, and I in my marble bag, Had just settled down for a long winter's screw, When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a fairy, Tore open the shutters and threw up in a flash. The moon on her breasts like new-fallen snow Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below, When, what to my bloodshot eyes should appear, But a miniature SUV, and eight tiny reindeer, With a little old driver, so chunky and thick, I knew in a moment it must be St. Dick. More rapid than Lenny Bruce his curses they came, And he whistled, and farted, and called them by name; "Now, Slasher! now, Trancer! now, Crapper and Spritzen! On, Vomet! on Stupid! on, Dumbass and Shitzen! On top of the porche! Got to give her the balls! Now splash away! splash away! splash away all!" As dry heaves that after the wild party fly, When they meet with an orofice, mount to the sky, So up to the house-top the fuckers they flew, With the sleigh full of toys, and St. Dickolas too. And then, in a tinkling, I heard on the roof The humping and pawing of each little poof. As I came in my hand, and was spraying around, Down the chimney St. Dickolas came with a bound. He was covered all in fur, from his head to his foot, And his clothes were all tarnished with asses and snot; A bundle of toys he had flung on his back, And he looked like a peddler just opening his Jack. His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry! His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry! His drool little mouth was drawn up in a sneer, And the beard of his chin was as filthy and gray; The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth, And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath; He had a broad face and a little round belly, That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly. He was shabby and lumpy, a right grumpy old elf, And I peed when I saw him, all over myself; He gave me the stink eye and a twist of his head, Soon I feared my woman and would be dead; He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, And filled all the stockings; with a huge single squirt, And laying his finger aside of his hose, And giving a blast, up the chimney he rose; He sprang to his SUV, to his team gave a joint, And away they all flew like the down of a thistle. But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight, "Happy Solstice to all, and to all a Bud-light."
From: gargoyle1
Date: 21-Dec-2008 08:35
THE NIGHT BEFORE NEWYEARS 'Twas the night before New Years, when all through the house Not a creature was sober, not even a mouse; The offerings were burnt by the chimney with care, In hopes that Baal soon would be there; The children were bound and gagged all drugged in their beds, While psychedelic visions of Mushrooms danced in their heads; And mamma in her thong, and I in my marble bag, Had just settled down for a long winter's screw, When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a fairy, Tore open the shutters and threw up in a flash. The moon on her breasts like new-fallen snow Gave the lustre of mid-day to perverts below, When, what to my bloodshot eyes should appear, But a miniature SUV, and eight tiny reindeer, With a little old driver, so chunky and thick, I knew in a moment it must be St. Dick. More rapid than Lenny Bruce his curses they came, And he whistled, and farted, and called them by name; "Now, Slasher! now, Trancer! now, Crapper and Spritzen! On, Vomet! on Stupid! on, Dumbass and Shitzen! On top of the porche! Got to give her the balls! Now splash away! splash away! splash away all!" As dry heaves that after the wild party fly, When they meet with an orofice, mount to the sky, So up to the house-top the fuckers they flew, With the sleigh full of toys, and St. Dickolas too. And then, in a tinkling, I heard on the roof The humping and pawing of each little poof. As I came in my hand, and was spraying around, Down the chimney St. Dickolas came with a bound. He was covered all in cum, from his head to his foot, And his clothes were all tarnished from asses and snot; A bundle of toys he had flung on his backAnd he looked like a peddler just opening his Jack. His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry! His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry! His drooling little mouth was drawn up in a sneer, And the beard of his chin was as filthy and gray; The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth, And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath; He had a broad face and a little round belly, That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly. He was shabby and lumpy, a right grumpy old elf, And I peed when I saw him, all over myself; He gave me the stink eye and a twist of his head, Soon I feared my woman and I would be dead; He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, And filled all the stockings; with a huge single squirt, And laying his finger aside of his hose, And giving a blast, up the chimney he rose; He sprang to his SUV, to his team gave a joint, And away they all flew like the down of a thistle. But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,"Happy Solstice to all, and to all a bud-light." There, fixed the typos
From: gingeroot
[Ginger]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 08:52
Nothing like scaring the beejezuz outta everyone. Even those who shall not be named and who you have blocked advised you to get help!
From: gargoyle1
Date: 21-Dec-2008 08:55
Well, once my head cleared some, I did talk to the doc, said come in asap monday, etc. Kinda freaky feeling there.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 21-Dec-2008 08:56
That'll go nicely with the foot of snow we got friday and yesterday, and it's sposed to be coming down more today, or turning to rain and make a real mess out of it all.
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 09:43
My kids got Spore for xmas. So basically it's been nice knowing you guys, I'll talk at you again when I get my computer back, which I'm thinking is going to be about June.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 09:52
Sweet Jesus...this video is appalling: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRLkcmkSUG4&feature=related Fat kids stumbling on the stage, scantily clad to show off how fat they are while their moms look all sad.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 09:56
Bizarre thought just hit me. (original thread topic) Here we have a convergence between a vintage biplane and a cow. Rewind to WWI. Planes often had to make forced landings in cow pastures due to mechanical malfunctions or machine gun trauma. Hence an expression just as famous at the time as "Buying the farm": "Going to the cows" (In French, "Aller aux vaches") The phrase survived through the'30s when one of Europe's fav sports was gliding/soaring. Weird how Ouroboros keeps on nibbling on his own tail.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 21-Dec-2008 09:57
Ik, if that's what turns your crank, go for it DS my dear, that is a truly disgusting display of lard. On the next Maury, how to convert your grotesquely obese child into Bio Fuel
From: gargoyle1
Date: 21-Dec-2008 10:07
On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me A pervert in a bare tree. On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Two Ben Wa Balls, And a pervert in a bare tree. On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Three French whores, Two Ben Wa Balls, And a pervert in a bare tree. On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Four call girls numbers, Three French whores, Two Ben Wa Balls, And a pervert in a bare tree. On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Five golden cock rings, Four call girls numbers, Three French whores, Two Ben Wa Balls, And a pervert in a bare tree. On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Six girls a-laying, Five golden cock rings, Four call girls numbers, Three French whores, Two Ben Wa Balls, And a pervert in a bare tree. On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Seven sluts a sucking, Six girls a-laying, Five golden cock rings, Four call girls numbers, Three French whores, Two Ben Wa Balls, And a pervert in a bare tree.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 21-Dec-2008 10:08
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Eight maids a-moaning, Seven sluts a sucking, Six girls a-laying, Five golden cock rings, Four call girls numbers, Three French whores, Two Ben Wa Balls, And a pervert in a bare tree. On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Nine nudes dancing, Eight maids a-moaning, Seven sluts a sucking, Six girls a-laying, Five golden cock rings, Four call girls numbers, Three French whores, Two Ben Wa Balls, And a pervert in a bare tree. On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Ten lechers a-lurking, Nine nudes dancing, Eight maids a-moaning, Seven sluts a sucking Six girls a-laying, Five golden cock rings, Four call girls numbers, Three French whores, Two Ben Wa Balls, And a pervert in a bare tree.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 21-Dec-2008 10:08
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Eleven penis’ pumping, Ten lechers a-lurking, Nine nudes dancing, Eight maids a-moaning, Seven sluts a sucking, Six girls a-laying, Five golden cock rings, Four call girls numbers, Three French whores, Two Ben Wa Balls And a pervert in a bare tree. On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Twelve cummers cumming, Eleven penis’ pumping, Ten lechers a lurking, Nine nudes dancing, Eight maids a-moaning, Seven sluts a sucking, Six girls a-laying, Five golden cock rings, Four call girls numbers, Three French whores, Two Ben Wa Balls, And a pervert in a bare tree!
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 10:10
Hey, garg, hahaha at zilla (lite beer). Hi, everyone else. I've had a snowstorm, an ice storm and now it is -4F below, wind chill -20 below...all within a week. I know some Canadians here have it worse, but fuck, my lips got chapped this morning just from getting the newspaper. I hope Christmas gets cancelled.
From: thelurker
[I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 10:13
The first thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me::finding a Christmas tree. The second thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me: Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree. The third thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me: Hang-overs Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree. The fourth thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me: Sending Christmas cards Hang-overs Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree. The fifth thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me: five months of bills sending Christmas cards Hang-overs Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree. The sixth thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me: facing my in-laws five months of bills oh I hate those Christmas cards Hang-overs Rigging up these lights And finding a Christmas tree
From: thelurker
[I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 10:14
The seventh thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me: the Salvation Army Facing my in-laws Five months of bills sending Christmas cards Oh Geez I’m trying to rig up these lights And finding a Christmas Tree The eighth thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me: I want a Transformer for Christmas Charities and what do you me:an your in-laws Five months of bills Oh making out these cards Edith get me: a beer huh? What we have no extension cards And finding a Christmas Tree The ninth thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me: Finding parking spaces Daddy I want some candy Donations Facing my in-laws Five months of bills Writing out those Christmas cards Hang-overs Now why they Hell are they blinking And finding a Christmas Tree
From: thelurker
[I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 10:15
The tenth thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me: Batteries not included No parking spaces Buy me something Get a job you bum Facing my in-laws Five months of bills. Yo-Ho sending those Christmas cards Ah geez look at this One light goes out they all go out And finding a Christmas tree The eleventh thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me: Stale TV Specials Batteries not included No parking spaces I got to go to the bathroom Charities She’s a witch I hate her Five months of bills I don’t even know half these people Who’s got the toilet paper huh? Turn on the flashlight I blew a fuse And finding a Christmas tree The twelfth thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me: Singing Christmas carols Stale TV specials Batteries not included No parking aghhh Charities Got to make ‘em dinner Five months of bills I’m not sending them this year. That’s it Shut up, you Fine you’re so smart you rig up the lights And finding a Christmas tree
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 10:18
 Perhaps he simply wishes to square the circle.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 21-Dec-2008 10:23
Other than possibly having a TIA last night? Not much, snowing like hell again and my wind gauge is frozen.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 21-Dec-2008 10:31
Well Pubes, that is true, but when they turn black and fall off, well, that takes all the fun out of it
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 10:33
You'd have to avoid bumpy ground too. Taking a naked DS into A & E with here hooters impaling her own eyeballs would be kind of difficult to explain. Best just dump her in the parking lot and speed away.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 21-Dec-2008 10:38
GD, the birds here have been snarfing down the seed faster than a hungry pig. The cats sit in the window and chatter and one seems to forget that there's glass and bangs his head on it, scaring the birds off.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 10:40
Kibbles ?  Kindly remember you have an international audience here. I don't use technical English terms like "Branston Pickle" or " Mr Kipling's Fondant Fancies". Kindly refrain from using unfamiliar brand names.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 10:48
From: gargoyle1 Date: 21-Dec-2008 10:38 GD, the birds here have been snarfing down the seed faster than a hungry pig. The cats sit in the window and chatter and one seems to forget that there's glass and bangs his head on it, scaring the birds off.From: gargoyle1 Date: 21-Dec-2008 10:38 ______________________________________ I love cats -- Eternal optimists and they never give up. Mine are plotting the creation of the United Feline States of Kittehstan. I am prudent and have already applied for citizenship. I'll give more kibbles and a can of tuna to grease the bureaucratic process. Back later and take good care.
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 10:49
I just ate a blind robin and it was moist and squishy. NASTY! I understand the economy is in a slump but can we no longer afford to smoke fish the whole way?
From: conspiracy
[Theory]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 10:56
absintheredux How dare you comment on the subject How's your weather today? Mine , just to piss off those that dislike it Currently 40°F Severe Weather Partly cloudy Feels Like: 37° Relative Humidity: 33% Winds: NE 5mph DS , fat kids are just the fault of parents for the most part ( I know , some have health issues as the cause , but very rare from what I have read ). We had a kid here in town that was VERY fat , parents tried to say that they fed her perfect blah , blah , blah , the state took her away from her parents because of the health risks , she started to lose weight , then when the parent visited , they snuck in candy bars. Never did know the update on that , except they tried to sue , and the kid got taken away again. My grand-daughter LOVES grapes as a snack , and her veggies raw , dipped in plain yogurt ( that ranch stuff is too full of weird stuff ). Just lurking , waiting for my brother and his wife to show up , he's back in the states. I've locked up the booze & guns , wish I could lock his mouth. Last time he was here , after he left , my grand-daughter came up to me and asked , "Gramps , whats a cocksucker ?" She heard my brother describe someone as that. I told her it was a bad name that stupid people use to insult someone , and reminded her that she is not stupid , so never use it. It seems to have worked.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 21-Dec-2008 11:40
Lurker, I know I could help with the shivering part. Guess I'd just have to undress you in hot weather
From: gargoyle1
Date: 21-Dec-2008 11:45
Can't say I don't try to help, LOL. Cold I don't mind but heat is a bitch. I can only get so naked.
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 11:57
i discovered a nice surprise when i went outside for a ciggy. my fireman neighbour across the street has cleared all of my walkways with a snowblower and shovelled my front steps and deck. dd, cancel your flight, your snow removal services are no longer needed. lol.
From: bedfart
[lurker in]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 12:01
Dear Abby; Is it possible to eat so many pecans, that you could shit a squirrel? Just wanting to be safe. yours truly bedfart.
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 12:02
i discovered a nice surprise when i went outside for a ciggy. my fireman neighbour across the street has cleared all of my walkways with a snowblower and shovelled my front steps and deck. / So you were nekkid on the phone, in the window last night ?
From: thelurker
[I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 12:03
"Is it possible to eat so many pecans, that you could shit a squirrel?" --------------------------------------------- That would be a cute trick if you pull it off I'd pay to see that
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 12:05
negative on the window nekkidness. that is not good at all. he would have blew snow INTO my yard if i did that. bf, i think you'd have to swallow some kind of fur somewhere in there too... hairless squirrels won't survive long.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 21-Dec-2008 12:07
It's cold here Zilla, I'm rarely nekkid lately. Now if I were keeping lurker warm, I'd be nekkid.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 21-Dec-2008 12:11
He'd blow something white into the yard if OL was nekked in the window, but it wouldn't be snow
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 12:14
haha! semen-sicle. it would stick straight out, and he'd have to break it off with these temps. it's warming up, but still far from tropical.
From: bedfart
[lurker in]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 12:14
I may find out on the the fecal tree rat trick. I've picked up two half plastic grocery sacks worth of long paper shell pecans today damn carpel tunnel is killing me from eating them, frikin lidocane patches on the forarm. Hell I'm just giving the little semi-round ones to my neighbors, can't dig 'em out of the shells any more.
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 12:22
Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish.
From: bedfart
[lurker in]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 12:28
Goyle, there's your tree rat solution put some nair in ya water pistol. and a little something from my clutter.  odd how lacking the IR filter turns that brown phenolic blue.
From: bedfart
[lurker in]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 12:35
Goyle Yeah man, good ole brown stuff with the "gauze" in it. == phewy,(waves hands) smells like that squirrel was a stillborn.
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 12:38
soddy, zilla. my conscience will not permit me to do such things, lol. maybe ds will change her mind? could have been a traffic snarl that held her up.
From: kushed
Date: 21-Dec-2008 12:40
Days After Christmas The first day after Christmas My true love and I had a fight And so I chopped the pear tree down And burnt it, just for spite Then with a single cartridge I shot that blasted partridge My true love, my true love, my true love gave to me. The second day after Christmas I pulled on the old rubber gloves And very gently wrung the necks Of both the turtle doves My true love, my true love, my true love gave to me. On the third day after Christmas My mother caught the croup I had to use the three French hens To make some chicken soup The four calling birds were a big mistake For their language was obscene The five golden rings were completely fake and turned my fingers green. The sixth day after Christmas The six laying geese wouldn't lay So I sent the whole darn gaggle to the A.S.P.C.A. My true love, my true love, my true love gave to me. On the seventh day, what a mess I found The seven swans-a-swimming all had drowned. The eighth day after Christmas Before they could suspect I bundled up the Eight maids-a-milking Nine ladies dancing Ten lords-a-leaping Eleven pipers piping Twelve drummers drumming And sent them back collect I wrote my true love "We are through, love!" And I said in so many words "Furthermore your Christmas gifts were for the Birds!" Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves And a partridge in a pear tree!"
From: gargoyle1
Date: 21-Dec-2008 12:52
Do you make your own mead? I've had mead, it's good, but whoa, talk about a heavy flavor. Glad you had a good celebration. I had an interesting idea, Steampunk Borg.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 21-Dec-2008 13:05
Dry would be better if you ask me. The ones I've had were way too sweet for my palate. But then, I like a dry wine mostly too. I really wish I had room to set up a place to make wine.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 21-Dec-2008 13:11
GD, glad you like the idea. Now, to execute it, LOL. Could be fun putting together a borg with a boiler, etc.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 21-Dec-2008 13:23
ROTFL, steampunk bjork, now that's funny. I'll have to start with a borg and work from there. Should prove interesting to try out the concept.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 13:31
Look, i didnt come here to ask you to take me back and i dont want to fight. i just came to get my leather jacket and my playstation.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 13:38
whats up, gargle? you holding down the fort? and i really dont care about the playstation, but the jacket was a gift from my mom.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 21-Dec-2008 13:41
Ah, the place is gone to shit. Trolls are taking over. I suppose, since it was a gift I can let you have it at half price.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 13:44
Garg, I believe that there are several Sci-Fi image books with fine and detailed illustrations of the Borg. Try http://budsartbooks.com/ A good place to start. Our daughter who has a bookstore turned me on to it.
From: pontius
Date: 21-Dec-2008 13:51
No tricks at 5am, FU. You haven't been around for a while. Been in jail? Now, everybody: Oh, dangle balls, dangle balls dangle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride a one hoes open slit dangle balls, dangle balls dangle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride a one hoes open slit It's Fuckmas after all.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 13:59
no, i just thought if i waited a while all the stupid shit here would have passed, i hope i was right. please, tell me i was right.
From: pontius
Date: 21-Dec-2008 14:02
Yeah, I blocked the shit drenched sheep ass licker and his 450 "aliases", as well as another few idiots and the place is a beaut again. If you don't, well, you know.
From: pontius
Date: 21-Dec-2008 14:12
GD, Morgenstund hat zwar kein Gold, jedoch immer noch Whiskey im Mund, hehe. How are you, dear? FU, I've been using RZR for a while now, it gets hiccups on the really large threads (1200+) but for the rest it's fine. The DEL key to get rid of unwanted scum feels like tiny orgasms, haha.
From: pontius
Date: 21-Dec-2008 14:15
Hi Goyle, Andro. You two of the few posters you can't address with a 2 letter-code... BTW, FU, I always get up around 4-5AM, except if I was at a party till later than that.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 14:16
Goyle, I tried a couple of recipes and they worked out like a charm. Note the para about mead hangovers. Considering that our Celtic ancestors drank out of horns which prevented them from putting down the Wassail until it was completely drained, I bet that the morning after Yule must have been interesting, LOL.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 21-Dec-2008 14:17
I'm sure many a celt woke up with quite a hangover GD, LOL. The price you pay the gods for stealing their nectar.
From: pontius
Date: 21-Dec-2008 14:22
Breaking news, Goyle, they renamed Siam in '39, LOL! Everything's fine here, we're happy and "democratic" again. You can now even dare entering the supermarkets a little deeper without needing to be afraid that there will be a price change from your aisle to the cashier, cause it took you 3 minutes to walk the distance. Well, I hope I made some sense there. Maybe I didn't. What did I say?
From: pontius
Date: 21-Dec-2008 14:24
GD, I had to look up mead - I hate sweet booze, BTW - is there a German or French name for it?
From: pontius
Date: 21-Dec-2008 14:33
LOL GD! They all looked the same to me when I first arrived, but now I can separate them as easily as Westerners. Oh, Meikueilu Chiew is an amazing sweet booze, but I wouldn't recommend it to anybody who has suicidal tendencies. 60° to 80° is not everybody's, er, taste.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 14:34
Ponty, German is "Met or Medu" and French is "Hydromel". It comes, like wines, in sweet and dry. I make a very dry mead, and I age it for at least one year. It is much drier than Liebfraumilch, more like a very dry Mostapfel and slightly spakly.
From: pontius
Date: 21-Dec-2008 14:36
Andro, send 200 cavalry troops to the booze aisle, 100 infantry troops to the veggies and 50 culinary troops to the fish and meat sections. We're having a party.
From: pontius
Date: 21-Dec-2008 15:04
Yep, works for me - sometimes. It either helps or it produces a reverse liquid pizza, hehehe.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 15:26
yawn... Good evening. Here's one Norace "threw together" .. heh heh heh On the 12th day of Christmas... Rotten gave to me,,, 12 Sandy photoshops 11 Pouncy's Flouncing 10 Busted margins 9 christmasy s...! 8 Recipes fer chili 7 Googled facts 6 Stupid trolls 5..WEATHER RE.. PORTS...!! 4 Green Death facts 3 Con ..spir .. a cies! 2. DD bunnies and a ... RZR to kill Norace for.. ME!, heh heh heh!
From: pontius
Date: 21-Dec-2008 15:30
Great video, Cain. It's quite cute how the pieces fly in all directions. I'm pretty sure he'll have a headache.
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 15:38
Yeah a Hang Over fer sure. They showed the video on Live television, last year on Fox 6 haha, but they apologized by showing the Simpsons Immediately after.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 15:42
From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 21-Dec-2008 15:26 yawn... Good evening. Here's one Norace "threw together" .. heh heh heh On the 12th day of Christmas... Rotten gave to me,,, 12 Sandy photoshops 11 Pouncy's Flouncing 10 Busted margins 9 christmasy s...! 8 Recipes fer chili 7 Googled facts 6 Stupid trolls 5..WEATHER RE.. PORTS...!! 4 Green Death facts 3 Con ..spir .. a cies! 2. DD bunnies and a ... RZR to kill Norace for.. ME!, heh heh heh! --------------------------------- Looks like the winner of the Rotten 12 days of Christmas competition.
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 15:44
We saw it live on Tv from the news chopper PoV, this is from the actual "Ghetto Bird" PoV, awesome brain footage. On tv it l00ked like brain but it was dark Fox didn't have HD back then.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 21-Dec-2008 15:50
Looks like the winner of the Rotten 12 days of Christmas competition. ................... ? yer mean,.. "that" ..little old piece? that old thing? ;0 Why.. I just "tossed" that together... !! That's what I like about ya Sandy! Yer pretty goddamn SMART! And I can see.... ...yer always .. tell the truth! ;) Good thing I'm(NR) so humble, modest and so .. "centered". otherwise I'd could be "insufferable' ,, ta ..be around! heh heh heh http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ApvgvYs5swk&feature=related usual yawn
From: gargoyle1
Date: 21-Dec-2008 15:52
Pretty severe punishment for a carjacking. Maybe we should encourage more criminals to scatter their grey matter.
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