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Does Your Lady Like Meat?
MSNBC | Submitted by: anonymous
"The way to a man's heart may be through his stomach, but the way to a woman's heart -- according to Burger King -- may be through a new meat-scented body spray... [Bejaran]'s female co-workers were not so sure about its meaty merits. It's not the best choice for a man, offered one."
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From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 19-Dec-2008 21:00

And here I was thinking the shit they sold as gas stations was pathetic.

From: julezeebub [jules]
Date: 19-Dec-2008 21:02

Frankly, I would think it would be bottled as a perfume for a woman to wear to attract a man. A real carnivorous one.

From: pontius
Date: 19-Dec-2008 21:16

Do McShittalds workers get often laid?

From: mikeisgreen [Mike]
Date: 19-Dec-2008 21:18

So is this about food or sex?

Either way, I'm good.

Both ways, I'm better.

From: csi [can't stand idiots]
Date: 19-Dec-2008 21:21

as we all know here at rotten the fastest way to a mans hart is through the chest with a sharp knife.

From: texasman1000 [texas]
Date: 19-Dec-2008 21:29

Between the 3rd and 4th rib.

From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 19-Dec-2008 21:34

"Hey, it's good to be the king." --

http://www.youtube.com/v/MmSAtuTYcc8


From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 19-Dec-2008 21:38

Mike, good evening.

From: bungmunch [muncher of bung]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 04:05

wish i could find that Andro gif of the burger king blowing a load on that chick

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 04:52

http://ffaforum.netforums.us/viewtopic.php?p=3646#3646 (look here, bungmunch)



Isn't it so darling how our little king is growing up to be such a fine young felon?

From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 06:28

From: csi [can't stand idiots]
Date: 19-Dec-2008 21:21

as we all know here at rotten the fastest way to a mans hart is through the chest with a sharp knife.

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Chainsaw.


Who wants to smell like a greasy slab of meat? I'd rather eat a Wendys Hot and Juicy any day. :)

From: other [unclassified]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 06:28

but if you wear the Jack-in-the-Box scent, shewill surely want your Special Jacksauce. They really had a SuperTaco hot sauce called that, in 77 in NYC.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 06:37

Jack-off-in-the-box


Now that's kinky!

From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 06:52


From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 07:21


From: ladyamethyst [Michelle]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 07:21

ON the other hand....maybe the scent will flush out those pesky cannibals..the scent of charred meat walking around should be more than they can bear

From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Dec-2008 07:41

Is it medium rare or well done?

From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 07:43

Flame: Quintuple Whopper Ed

da' wat women be lining up ta' order

From: giligadi [giligadi]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 07:52

Maybe those tiger taunting douchebags at the S.F. zoo were wearing a prototype of this scent.

From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 07:58

flame meat aroma

have it your way

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 09:03



Does your lady like meat? or playtex?

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 12:05

Mmmmm is that cabbage?, Yup chicks digg it.!

From: hippityhopp [bunny meat is good!]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 16:36

The way to a man's heart may be through his stomach, but the way to a woman's heart -- according to Burger King -- may be through a new meat-scented body spray...
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I'm honestly a little bit scared this may spark off a "scent war" between corporations. As a guy I'll occasional buy my woman a bottle of perfume, and I'm not quite sure how well it'd play out if I bought one just for the name recognition factor.

Really, how good could meat-scented body spray smell? If it was any good I'd be afraid I might get super hungry mid-coitus and take a chunk out of my GF. And that's not how I want to eat her believe me....

From: rickycabeza [Ricky Cabeza]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 18:59

I wouldn't recommend this scent for use in bear country . . .

From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 19:04

Depends on what kinda meat













Ya know?

From: other [unclassified]
Date: 20-Dec-2008 19:09

Nice to prank someone with out there though...My tent-mate in scout camp smeared peanut butter on my pack and sleeping bag so thin nobody could see it. Nice.

From: sp00k
Date: 22-Dec-2008 08:07

It's a combination of Axe body spray, TAG, 5 month old fryer grease and ground up rancid whoppers.


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Makes you smell good enough to eat

Updated: 22-Dec-2008 08:07
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