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Ninth Wife Tempts Bull Polygamist
New York Times | Submitted by: Ad. Hitler, wisher/dreamer/magic bean buyer~
"One of the leaders of a polygamist sect was convicted Thursday night of sexually assaulting an underage girl whom the church elders had assigned to him as one of his nine wives... Mr. Jessop is one of the most prominent members of a breakaway sect that has at least four other communities in Arizona and Utah. He is close to Warren S. Jeffs, the self-styled prophet and leader of the sect."
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From: ozzeh [brett]
Date: 6-Nov-2009 13:09
Well, if it's for religion, what's the big deal?
From: skorch
[Skorch]
Date: 6-Nov-2009 14:09
Jurors deliberated for little more than two hours before convicting Jessop, who did not visibly react as the verdict was read. Free on bond during trial, he was immediately handcuffed and led to jail, where he was brutally sodomized by 6 inmates, all of whom had previously tested positive for AIDS & hepatitus C. Disrought over his potential infections, Jessop committed suicide by chopping his head off with a rusty shovel over the edge of a toilet. When asked for comment, the prison warden said, "Hey!...these thing's happen...we can't watch the inmates ALL the time!". The incident has not been determined suspicious, so an investigation into the matter was not deemed necessary, and none is forthcoming.
From: inthebeginning [(It Was Real Good)]
Date: 6-Nov-2009 14:28
I'm surprised that the "Yearning for Zion Ranch" didn't set themselves up in Mexico where in most states the age of consent is 12, but they would probably have still been in hot water with the cops because the law says that no inducement either moral, physical, or financial can be used. Poor "Breakaway Mormons" Nobody wants 'em!
From: francisco
[d'Anconia]
Date: 6-Nov-2009 14:47
Bigamy is still a crime? I'm assuming that polygamy is as well. Why? Are either of these practices inferior to homosexuality? How so?
From: himmlerismyhero [Brad]
Date: 6-Nov-2009 15:39
Roman Grant is the one true prophet. But now he's dead. I hope Joey gets away with it. I love that fucking show.
From: rosieposie
[MYOB]
Date: 6-Nov-2009 17:04
Wtf, a 15 year old girl was 'reassigned' from one brother to another? Were the other wives jealous of her Barbies or something?
From: selfcleaning [buttocks]
Date: 6-Nov-2009 21:19
She was 15 - By the shit-eating grin on his face, it was well worth it. Fresh is the best.
From: nardus [Gutzmer]
Date: 7-Nov-2009 01:22
I'm in complete agreement with you on this one 'hippityhopp.' I'm as much of a dog as most guys are BUT I don't want to go to prison for jail-baiting! If one has fantasies about preteens or pre-age of consent girls, the best thing to do is to shut the fuck up about it (you don't even tell your closest buddy) and wackoff in the bathroom while the wife and kids are in the living room watching TV. Damn it! Every time I post something I make at least 1 stupid error. That should have been "He was the leader..." God, sometimes I think I'm a tard!
From: nardus [Gutzmer]
Date: 7-Nov-2009 01:30
Oh, I forgot: Cain, could you post some pictures of the subject at hand?! NOT IN HAND - AT HAND! "Thanks" for the great pic from 'huwatng.'
From: danthrax
[Rad cow disease]
Date: 7-Nov-2009 07:43
nardus, I get the impression that you frequently have loud, protracted public arguments with yourself where you end up punching your own face. No offense intended if you don't do that.
From: hashmajin [The Weirdness Is Everywhere.......]
Date: 7-Nov-2009 12:37
Why don't we just make all child orphans into prostitutes for the state? At least it'll keep the pedos away from YOUR kids, plus it'd help balance the budget. Most child orphans get pimped out anyways.......might as well make it a Win-Win for everyone. All hate mail should be placed in the tray marked "recycle bin". As far as the polygamy thing goes, the "Breakaway Mormons(....?)" should take some cues from Islam. It seems like Muslims are tops in making polygamy work out as planned.
From: pundit [likeIsaid pundit]
Date: 7-Nov-2009 14:16
wtf is it with those mormons? anybody got first hand jailbait experience can shed some light on why that outfit has a thing for the young thangs? "assigned to him as one of ", fcuk, it's like they're a bunch of bikers passing their favorite cockwarmer around. religion make people do real, real, strange stuff.
From: billymays
Date: 7-Nov-2009 17:33
"can shed some light on why that outfit has a thing for the young thangs?" Because it's fucking awesome to bang teenagers? ::ducks::
From: bigredneck [MITCH]
Date: 7-Nov-2009 22:00
Isn't mormon just moron with 1 letter added?
From: hashdasher [Mike Ock]
Date: 8-Nov-2009 04:07
Mandatory sterilization for all mormons! A mormon's best friend is chronic masturbation.
From: cattleprodsodomy [cattleprodsodomy]
Date: 8-Nov-2009 18:21
Which issue is of greater importance here? Is it the polygamy, really a person should be able to have as many wives as he can afford. Or is it her age? I agree, he should have waited until she was more emotionally mature. Seriously what was he thinking she was only 15. A few more months and she would have been 16, legal age for marriage in many states. Those extra few months make for all emotional maturity in the world.
Updated: 8-Nov-2009 18:22
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