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Milk, Milk, Lemonade
Galveston Daily News | Submitted by: Dr. Octaroon
"He beat her, forced her to drink her brother's urine and eat a cockroach blended into a glass of milk... He made her sleep in a closet, locked the refrigerator so she couldn't eat and put feces in her mouth."
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From: gargoyle1
Date: 12-Aug-2008 19:54
Reasons for the abuse aren’t understandable, Price said. ================= Are they ever? Let me have this shitbag, I'll show him abuse, with a reason. DS, I don't have email, you hate me or what?
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 12-Aug-2008 20:10
Kids are too soft these dayd. a little "milk", a strong beating twice a day, some raw steak laced with gun powder and the kids will be fine. Ready to handle the world as it really is. None of this Barny crap
From: gargoyle1
Date: 12-Aug-2008 20:34
dontsqueak [DS is talking] Date: 12-Aug-2008 20:14 This article is boring. I declare this thread a FFA. ===================== Works for me, Glad to see you here. Hope yer better.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 12-Aug-2008 20:34
From: roadkillchef [tasty] Date: 12-Aug-2008 20:20 so ds, what did the doc tell you? gonna live for awhile? -------------- Well, nothing is broken. That's all I know thus far. But fucking A, my eyes are so black, it looks almost fake. I am also going stir crazy. I haven't stepped out the front door since Friday.
From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 12-Aug-2008 20:38
What? No worms? Life is a bitch! Then ya die By marrying one! Ya know?
From: rev [meupnpopmyclutch]
Date: 12-Aug-2008 20:43
From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel] I thought so, too embarrassed to say. _________________________________________ Touchy aren't we? As it happens I had moved on to another story. In any ranking of states three things generally keep my location off the dead bottom of the barrel. Mississippi Alabama Louisiana But Georgia, Florida, and Texas are contenders, so there's hope for you.
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 12-Aug-2008 20:55
He beat her, forced her to drink her brother's urine and eat a cockroach blended into a glass of milk... He made her sleep in a closet, locked the refrigerator so she couldn't eat and put feces in her mouth. ******  "Evidently fear is not a factor!"
From: thehumantumor [Clark Kents step dads cousins friends son]
Date: 12-Aug-2008 21:17
I beat myself and eat bugs all the time "I didnt beat myself that way, sickos" but sleeping in closets, why I slept in my sock drawer with my hands tied and a mouth gagged, my parents werent mean, they just didnt approve.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 12-Aug-2008 21:23
Why was this worthless shit-skinned piece of garbage and his spiclets even in the country to begin with? Sheesh! 'Anyone here see "Wind Talkers"? Long movie, very intense, but damn good.' Your taste is in your ass.
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 12-Aug-2008 21:42
This fucker looks like another case for Judge Letemloose. Shitheads like this need to fry, not get three hots and a cot. And who the fuck is Dr. Octaroon? Sounds Jamaican.
From: redbud [Yeah, i'm a virgin]
Date: 12-Aug-2008 21:46
Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame, With conquering limbs astride from land to land; Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame. "Keep ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!" ______________________________________________________ What it should say is: "I'll bring my ancient lands here" "give me your criminals on the run, your freaks, your idiots who where tossed out..."
From: threemileshigh [long you live and high you fly]
Date: 12-Aug-2008 21:58
Anyone prefer human milk over cows milk? Seems to me that'd be more common, more natural. There's some nice parts of Louisiana that as a northerner i can appreciate. also fuck charter.
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 12-Aug-2008 21:59
Good post redbud. It was a different world when that was written.
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 12-Aug-2008 22:05
DS, I know how you feel. When I got my tongue oh-so-deeply split, the traumatized muscle wound was connected to muscles and tendons all the way down my back. Mute and weakened by great pain, I didn't stray outside for like a week for fear of infection, and whenever I swallowed something, (almost exclusively anti-inflammatory pills and ice water) it was by doing a move that resembled the pelvic thrust. I could not imagine how I could possibly recover as I had been told I would, and I felt like a fool. For weeks afterward, my tongues revolved helplessly in my swollen face like a baby's legs and I spoke like a shameful mongoloid. But the moral of the story is, you'll heal into your new, superior form before you know it. Just think of yourself as a radiant butterfly, feeling the first stirrings of freedom. And when Humpty is all back together again, you can face terrible things and say, "That's not so bad." Or, conversely, with your greater wisdom, "Oh, no, this could get pretty shitty, like that one time with the face."
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 12-Aug-2008 22:17
"Anyone prefer human milk over cows milk? " =+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+= Yes.
From: carolina
[Carol]
Date: 12-Aug-2008 22:23
and forced into those stupid skirts. no pants for the kid. no short sleeve shirts. and a fuckin slap on the wrist for the beast.
From: carolina
[Carol]
Date: 12-Aug-2008 22:25
ya know what's fucked up. the u.s. men got the bronze and everyone is cheering. the u.s women got silver and everyone is complaining.
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 12-Aug-2008 22:29
Dude, that's gay. I just know they could have gotten gold if they weren't on the rag.
From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 12-Aug-2008 22:34
You're all lame, weak minded, butt-kissing assholes except for DD, sicksense, and bluedemocrat. And DS's tart, jealous loyalty for pontius is more disgusting than a rolling moose fart salad.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 12-Aug-2008 22:36
DS you silly woman.....how did you manage to immolate yourself? Car crash, fall on yer dainty bum, or simply a gang-bang with half a dozen crack-headed negroids gone terribly awry? Do tell the wee Debbil! BTW.....last month I twisted a knee in a football scrimmage and the fucker swelled to the size of the aforementioned sporting implement. The pain was excruciating....I was basically immobilized for 2 weeks; thank ole sonny Haysoose for Oxycontin and vodka!
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 12-Aug-2008 22:43
Damn, BrianDoyle, you're making me hungry.
From: traumaphiliac [traumaphiliac]
Date: 12-Aug-2008 22:49
He just came here to work.
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 02:05
From: rev [meupnpopmyclutch] Date: 12-Aug-2008 20:43 Haha, you must be a politician in training, You still didn't say where you live. Must be a fabulous place like Cincinnati ohio or Newark new jerzee. Like I said you are embarrassed! 
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 03:35
I watched the gymnastics last night......and the Chinks were a bit better. Better put that shit in your head and strive for a more salubrious result next time from the US Navy.....Tiawan? Neh? Shikata ga nai. Swim on lad!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 04:17
WTF Gerbiler.......I was unable to enlarge the fine decapitation image. How awful........I'm SUCH an ogre. (ish)
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 04:40
There exist 4 immutable laws governing the conduct of robots: 1) A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. 2) A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. 3) A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law. 4) A female robot must submit to buggery, long-term fellatio, and/or days of vaginal intrusion; be it oral or penile except where such instruction violates the First, Second, or Third Laws. Hey........you don't like it? Tell Asimov.
From: abyss
Date: 13-Aug-2008 04:42
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoEuIJQo0_I Bob Dylan - Positively 4th Street http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KV-PTK0UZ4 Marianne Faithfull - Ballad of Lucy Jordan http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpuw_huflL8 Working Class Hero by Marianne Faithfull
From: sensuous
Date: 13-Aug-2008 04:46
Morning Loma and to the rest. A couple weeks ago, my friend had a seizure while driving home. Wrecked his car. Broke his back, shoulder, arm, rods in his leg. His face is fucked up. (DS, you think your face looks bad, you should see his.) Which bring a question to mind. How did you pass out immediately and manage to fuck up your face? Did you not notice the signs? I'm anemic and I know when I'm about to pass out. Just wondering.
From: stephylou
[Stephy]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 04:55
Hi Everyone.. Sensuous..I think you know your going down..but theres nothing you can do..I have passed out/fainted before..I went backwards though. Just a few weeks ago a girl friend of mine was over ..we were out on my deck drinking a few beers and she lit up a blunt..on the 90+ degree humid evening did not mix well for her at all..she was talking normal then started to slur words and just like that hit the ground. She also went backwards. She had to go sit in the air for a bit. It scared the shit out of me..
From: piscivore [Michael C. Scott]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 05:01
They're going to deport this child-tortuting fuckhead after his sentence? Big fucking deal. He'll be back in a week.
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 06:33
Agree w/zilla's recommendation. Will begin necessary adjustments immediately. Lol at munchkin. I get the rest of the month off work, while being paid my regular salary. Taking this time to finish my MS, and look for a literary agent. Any suggestions? (Not those kinds of suggestions!)
From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 06:36
From: abyss Date: 13-Aug-2008 04:42 An airbrushed "something" that came right out of the establishment's ass. Don't be such a bore, you prick.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 13-Aug-2008 06:37
Zilla, I agree, as well as female swimmers and then there's the ice skaters ,oh my. Fuggit, just make em all go naked, then I might be arsed to watch. Morning all of yas Rotten people
From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 06:38
Squeeze a little ass today. tee hee
From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 06:52
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess] Date: 12-Aug-2008 22:43 Damn, BrianDoyle, you're making me hungry. From: frogprincess [Frog Princess] Date: 12-Aug-2008 22:43 Damn, BrianDoyle, you're making me hungry. From: frogprincess [Frog Princess] Date: 12-Aug-2008 22:43 Damn, BrianDoyle, you're making me hungry. From: frogprincess [Frog Princess] Date: 12-Aug-2008 22:43 Damn, BrianDoyle, you're making me hungry. From: frogprincess [Frog Princess] Date: 12-Aug-2008 22:43 Damn, BrianDoyle, you're making me hungry. Yeah, well fuck you, I'm not talking to you. And try to say it just once, you schmuck.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 13-Aug-2008 06:57
Cool, don't hesitate, LOL, hey, I won the british lottery last night. Funny since I don't remember entering it.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 07:03
From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package] Date: 13-Aug-2008 06:56 Garg, our worries are over. Just got an email from a dude in China and he gonna give us 40% of 16 million if I give him my bank account #. =========== Sounds like a great deal, you should do it
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 07:08
I had a guy call me at work. How he got my work number is beyond me. Anyway he assured me (in a thick Indian accent) that I had a $500 rebate check from the social security office, and all he needed was my,get this, SOCIAL SECURITY number (as well as my bank account number). I asked why he didn't already have my social if he worked for the SS office, he started rambling something in broken English. That's when I hung up.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 13-Aug-2008 07:11
heraclitus [and in measures dying out] Date: 13-Aug-2008 07:08 I had a guy call me at work. How he got my work number is beyond me. Anyway he assured me (in a thick Indian accent) that I had a $500 rebate check from the social security office, and all he needed was my,get this, SOCIAL SECURITY number (as well as my bank account number). I asked why he didn't already have my social if he worked for the SS office, he started rambling something in broken English. That's when I hung up. ================================= I'd be finding out how he got you at work, that's spooky. Then stomp his curry eating face into the pavement a few times.
From: pontius
Date: 13-Aug-2008 07:40
Has anyone of you ever been in India? I was in New Delhi, bloody hell. 6 gazillion idiotic drivers, and you can't get food.
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 07:49
Has anyone of you ever been in India? I was in New Delhi, bloody hell. 6 gazillion idiotic drivers, and you can't get food. Never been there, but was on a service call years ago here and there was a gazillion people and animals living in one house. Smelled really really bad. They were also sportin an indoor garden on the floor of the living room. Really. Growing veggies and stuff !
From: guitarded [Jimi Vaughan]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 08:00
Balack Obama. Look, I just substituted the "r" in Barack for an "l", and it's fucking hilarious.
From: sp00k
Date: 13-Aug-2008 08:30
From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package] Date: 13-Aug-2008 07:18 I've been secretly saving up for spooks pacer now he has new floormats in it. Ya gotta have goals ya know ? =====  DELUXE Floormats  And don't forget the bucket seats.
From: sp00k
Date: 13-Aug-2008 08:32
If you've ever had to weed-eat the living room... You might be a Redneck. ==== How about cleaning the house with a leaf blower?
From: sensuous
Date: 13-Aug-2008 09:11
Using a leaf blower in the house? Hera, I don't think Sp00k was talking about yer dick. Just don't get it stuck...
From: pontius
Date: 13-Aug-2008 09:58
Don't you love those idiots posting pics where the preview is bigger than the actual pic
From: vicmasterblower
[don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 10:01
Good morning, stud, hera, sen, spook, zilla, goyle and all other bioforms. It is a glorious morn here, low-mid 60s, bright sun with a few hazy clouds. As to the article, I think catgirl would like (deserves) this treatment; damn she is a crank. Its prolly a good thing that she works with dead, rather than living humanoids! The trouble with duder being late in posting stories is that there are SO many of them. And I am at work; oh well, it will have to wait!
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 10:19
don't you love these idiots who complain about stupid pix posted here? btw - the pic is 10% larger than the preview. Time for new bifocals, gramps.
From: sensuous
Date: 13-Aug-2008 10:42
And why should I use a leaf blower when I have your luscious, moist, pouty lips? --- Isn't that a question you should be asking yourself.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 12:06
hereclitus, I like your Presidential platform very much, with one exception: you advocate giving the Palestinians a chunk of real estate. Well, the real estate in that region is 99% owned by Arab nations and not one of them has seen fit to give the Palestinians even so much as an acre. Yet, everyone seems to want to parcel out that tiny chunk of land that Israel has to havd over to the PLO. Who employs Palestinians? In large part, they are employed in Israel. It is Israel that feeds, houses and clothes the Palestinians, for the most part. Why the hell should Israel give up its land to them as well? Let Lebanon or Syria or Egypt or Saudi Arabia contribute something, for once.
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 12:07
For dinker:  And sandy, have you noticed that you can't link to the originals on duders server anymore without throwing your trick (?.jpg) on the end? I mean, you can... but they don't preview\show. Your little appendage (that sounds so funny) makes it work. Hint taken duder. No more. Not even with appendages.
From: tetheredgoat
[tetheredgoat]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 12:25
From: heraclitus [and in measures dying out] Date: 13-Aug-2008 09:25 Hera, I don't think Sp00k was talking about yer dick. Just don't get it stuck... =========== And why should I use a leaf blower when I have your luscious, moist, pouty lips? #### Because your Mexican gardner is a dude who stinks of Tequila. 
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 12:34
Who employs Palestinians? In large part, they are employed in Israel. It is Israel that feeds, houses and clothes the Palestinians, for the most part. Why the hell should Israel give up its land to them as well? Let Lebanon or Syria or Egypt or Saudi Arabia contribute something, for once. ======= You misunderstood. I never advocated Israel ceding any of its land to the Palestinians. I just said give them a chunk of land they can call their own. Perhaps let Jordan, Syria, and Saudi punch a whole out for them. Let them neighbor the wonderful state of Iraq.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 13:18
Fucking weather!  Not fun labouring on the building site, I came home from work shortly after 6:00pm, soaked through. Changed into clean dry clothes and went to bed. Only just woken up a few minutes ago.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 13:48
 Its the will of Andrew!  Festival!
From: gargoyle1
Date: 13-Aug-2008 13:48
heraclitus [and in measures dying out] Date: 13-Aug-2008 13:29 Did everyone just die? ====================== Why yes, yes I did. Hopefully by Sunday this place will smell of rot and decay with maggot soup all over the floor right here by my desk. Thanks for asking.
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 13:49
vicmaster you're a total idiot. Only a small part of working in a funeral home is working with the deceased, preparing their body & that's it. The rest of the time I'm with the living. You are just madly in love with me. Speaking of love, there is a colleague at another funeral home that I have really strong feelings for. I can't even understand it he's not that good looking, he's old enough to be my father & yet I really want to have sex with him. I'm not in love with him or anything I just want a one nighter but he's married! I don't know why people get married anyway. I'm very particular about who I sleep with & do not sleep around, but if I am attracted to someone else is it wrong of me to want to touch him & express that attraction?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 13:53
 I'm Peter Lorre's wife......Kroika! Bring forth the lirpa! 
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 14:08
 I took his head and raped his woman.
From: vicmasterblower
[don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 14:11
..total idiot.. thank you for that assessment, catgirl, you fleabitten, hissing furbag! LOL. And you flatter yourself to think I am in love with you; you are not man enough for me. Now, as to your query '..is it wrong of me to want to touch him & express that attraction?' There is nothing wrong with it, nor is there anything wrong with having these conversations in one's head-(you know, the voice in your head that just went "What conversations?!?). And sometimes one is attracted to another because of the other's energy, while the other is totally in a different asthetic league. Notice I said conversations in one's Head? To act on it (the conversation) is quite a different scenario.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 14:17
 Unlike the cruel Leonidas, who demanded that you stand, I require only that you kneel. For I am kind.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 13-Aug-2008 14:21
I killed all the voices in my head. Their bodies litter the back streets of my mind like corpses from Jack the Ripper littered London
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 14:21
 I am the Nightrider. I'm a fuel injected suicide machine. I am the rocker, I am the roller, I am the out-of-controller!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 14:30
Damn......that snatch is meaty, beaty, big and bouncy! 
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 14:31
vicmaster, you're still an idiot & you are jealous of me you ugly piece of shit godzilla, why don't you kill yourself? Aside from your friends on the internet, nobody likes you! You are an ugly troll with a body that not even the most skilled embalmer can make look half decent you worthless piece of shit. What do you do for a living anyway? Lay cable? Paint walls? You stupid douche bag piece of shit You are Canadian right? I invite you to come to our funeral home! Oh wait, your welfare ass can't afford a funeral.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 14:34
I cannot, for the life of me, understand why catwoman is having trouble getting people to like her. Shit, even I have 1 or 2 friends on rotten.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 13-Aug-2008 14:36
She must work at being an asshole more than you do stfu. Unless of course it's natural for her.
From: sp00k
Date: 13-Aug-2008 14:47
From: catwoman [CopKiller] Date: 13-Aug-2008 13:49 Speaking of love, there is a colleague at another funeral home that I have really strong feelings for. I'm very particular about who I sleep with & do not sleep around, but if I am attracted to someone else is it wrong of me to want to touch him & express that attraction? ===== Yes.  Because necrophilia is illegal
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 14:47
 I'll swallow yer soul I'll swallow yer soul I'll swallow yer soul
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 15:01
Ya know Catwoman, You act a lot like DS did when she first got here. Nothing but fights with everybody and the occasional sleazy post. So where is your sleazy post?
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 15:03
And don't forget, it turned her into a homeless, beat up, sexless girl who doesn't drink, toke or poke any more. Are you sure you want to end up like her?
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 15:06
"You are an ugly troll with a body that not even the most skilled embalmer can make look half decent you worthless piece of shit." -------------- HaHaHaHAHa! Day-um! Catwoman, on the subject of the other worker, I would recommend fucking anything that catches your eye. Because the primary purpose of the human eye is to seek out things to fuck. Therefore based on the "use it or lose it" principle that governs the human form, you may go blind if you don't fuck your object of desire.
From: vicmasterblower
[don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 15:23
Very nice, goyle; I am relieved to see that you are home. I was worried that the pics in the porn inspecter story were you. And kittygirl, were you picked on in elementary, middle, high school? Oh ya, and college? Do the corpses reach up and smack you? LOL. You are so crunty.
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 15:49
I think I'm starting to get feelings for the Catwoman.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 13-Aug-2008 15:54
Keep talking buddy, I'll get a grip on your throat and rip it out, got it? In other words, it's time to shut the hell up.
From: vicmasterblower
[don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 15:58
Well, goyle, take a number; you will have my remnants after catlitter. Try not to be so glum; you're goin' to Denver soon, right? Think positive. Zilla, igloo country? Is that near catlitterwoman? Or is it Alaska?
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 16:08
From: doughnutman [guesswhy] Date: 13-Aug-2008 15:03 And don't forget, it turned her into a homeless, beat up, sexless girl who doesn't drink, toke or poke any more. ---------------- Not true! I still drink hand sanitizer. Why do you have to tell lies?
From: gargoyle1
Date: 13-Aug-2008 16:18
sensuous Date: 13-Aug-2008 16:10 Sounds like he needs to get laid... ================ You offering ?
From: vicmasterblower
[don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 16:19
zilla, is it a small town where you live? Folks pretty laid back there? I am sick of this big city livin'. R man and I are seriously considering moving to the small mountain town where our cottage is, pop 8000-9000, Crestline, CA.
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 16:29
Hi pont. I have this awesome virus on the beater puter. When it goes to screen saver, it shows the BSOD and then looks like the system is rebooting and then BSOD again over and over. Somebody was very busy. Freaked me out at first until I realized what was going on.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 13-Aug-2008 16:40
Guess we're not worthy of updates, fuckit, see ya all later. Buncha fucking assbags anyfuckinghow
From: sensuous
Date: 13-Aug-2008 16:47
You offering ? --- Now now goyle, you know that would just complicate things. Besides, I don't fuck just any homewrecking manwhore...
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 16:47
Thanks, goyle. I feel better but still look like fucking hell. I still have 2 bad black eyes and a lump on my forehead. It's been almost a fucking week! I still look like the poster woman for domestic violence. BTW, can someone give me a little cheese to go with my whine?? Hi, everyone. catwoman, you are a dumb cunt.
From: sp00k
Date: 13-Aug-2008 16:48
From: gargoyle1 Date: 13-Aug-2008 16:40 Guess we're not worthy of updates, fuckit, see ya all later. Buncha fucking assbags anyfuckinghow ==== Looks like Duder posted a weeks worth in one day.
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 17:05
Trust me Vic, I don't help it out. Can take 2 days to cut sometimes. I'll try that pont if the others can't catch it. Thanks. Enough home life stuff. This is where I'd show some yummy pussy, but need a new account somewhere they aren't as nazi as the photobucket crew.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 17:23
Oh Lord, I'm a very sharp sword Number one upon the billboard It's the effect you don't expect You never know what's coming next So get a grip quick drop a gear running high to the sky Can you fly? Like a killer in Manila I make you shiver My name is MC I Oh Lord, every time we cut the slack Always forward never ever going back We're playing full session, full swing Got the sounds of the real thing So get a grip quick drop a gear we progress and express We're coming fresh The appliance of the science We getting strong, oh yes And we're dressed for success
From: rhag6942
[Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 17:36
We sleep in seperate beds, in seperate rooms, with the doors locked. On the rare occasion we do go for it, it's double wrapped and up the butt. My rules, not hers. No.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 17:51
From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke] Date: 13-Aug-2008 17:36 We sleep in seperate beds, in seperate rooms, with the doors locked. On the rare occasion we do go for it, it's double wrapped and up the butt. My rules, not hers. -------------- That is the sweetest thing I heard...EVER. I swear to God. Are there more like you out there? Please say yes.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 18:00
From: dontsqueak [DS is talking] Date: 13-Aug-2008 17:58 rhag, this begs the question....why do you have to double-wrap it...if you are fucking your own wife...up the ass? She fucking around on you? -------------------------- Maybe she eats lots of hot spicy food.
From: rhag6942
[Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 18:22
It's to prevent leakage and accidental impregnation. People say to me on the street, "Hey Kewl, what about blowjobs?" And I say, "Do you want to eat hors d'ouevres your whole life? Do I look like I'm fifteen and happy to get my dick a little wet, or do I look like a man who's gonna shred some pussy?" 
From: gargoyle1
Date: 13-Aug-2008 18:32
sensuous Date: 13-Aug-2008 16:47 You offering ? --- Now now goyle, you know that would just complicate things. Besides, I don't fuck just any homewrecking manwhore... ========================== That's just it, I'm not just ANY homewrecking manwhore,
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 18:38
Mama told me when I was young Come sit beside me, my only son And listen closely to what I say. And if you do this It will help you some sunny day. Take your time... dont live too fast, Troubles will come and they will pass. Go find a woman and youll find love, And dont forget son, There is someone up above. (chorus) And be a simple kind of man. Be something you love and understand. Baby be a simple kind of man. Wont you do this for me son, If you can? Forget your lust for the rich mans gold All that you need is in your soul, And you can do this if you try. All that I want for you my son, Is to be satisfied. (chorus) (Oh yes I will...) Boy, dont you worry... youll find yourself. Follow your heart and nothing else. And you can do this if you try. All I want for you my son, Is to be satisfied. (chorus)
From: bukweat [otay]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 18:51
........and that would be from all the feces garg,with the realization they are in a windowless van.Personally I've never cared for mass-transit.
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 18:53
DS, no one is a dumber cunt than you. What kind of a fucking idiot fucks up their own face so bad? & stop making excuses up for why you look like shit, you always do!  You & gayzilla take the cake for worst rotten.com posters. Hey gayzilla, aren't you due at Tim Hortons now? Oh wait, you can't even get a job there ya little dick pot head welfare case! Tomorrow I'll be talking to high school students about a career in funeral services, & later yours truly will be giving a tour of our home to some students. Those kids are 100x smarter than you idiots combined.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 13-Aug-2008 18:54
Um, hell, OK, how about a nice Oxblood interior? Dark blue? I'll have it made from vinyl so it can be hosed out if someone does manage to crap it up. I know what you mean about mass transit though, lotta creepy characters there
From: bukweat [otay]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 19:11
This is what I had in mind.The passengers were exterminated with lethal gas. 
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 19:19
From: catwoman [CopKiller] Date: 13-Aug-2008 18:53 DS, no one is a dumber cunt than you. What kind of a fucking idiot fucks up their own face so bad? & stop making excuses up for why you look like shit, you always do! You & gayzilla take the cake for worst rotten.com posters. Hey gayzilla, aren't you due at Tim Hortons now? Oh wait, you can't even get a job there ya little dick pot head welfare case! Tomorrow I'll be talking to high school students about a career in funeral services, & later yours truly will be giving a tour of our home to some students. Those kids are 100x smarter than you idiots combined. ----------------- For one, you must be having a lot of downtime on your job. I never had to deal with that BS HS in school. I hope all those diss your BS tour.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 13-Aug-2008 19:24
Dammit Zilla, can I owe ya one? Night DS, Zilla, etc. I'm going to dreamworld, where I can be happy.
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 19:30
I don't understand the dislike for catwoman. I've read her posts (some anyways) and I don't see where the groupthinkbad happened, or why. Please entertain my curiosity? She spells decent, keeps her train of thought, etc. These are things other posters rape the very idea of. Give the bitch a chance is all I'm saying.
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 19:39
Catwoman can use me as a human ashtray any time.
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 19:43
Brain tumors usually smell like burning or oranges, I think. But olfactory hallucinations aren't uncommon, people just hate to admit they have them. Also, you may not be hallucinating. I mean: peanuts, garlic? Come on.
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 19:47
Once I thought I was smelling something burning, but it turned out my roomie was just sneaking some of that dead girl out of my freezer and trying to be sly about cooking it.
From: bukweat [otay]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 19:49
From: munchkin [munchkin] Date: 13-Aug-2008 19:47 I smelled a poopy smell a few minutes ago. Cos I farted. ************** Coulda been your breath blowin back in your face.
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 20:45
Well what's it all about then Mr Androloma? And who's in charge of it all anyway?
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 20:49
No one is going to diss me, the kids love things like this. We organize tours/seminars every couple of months (even on break) & we get flooded with kids/adults coming in on their own time! We have 13 kids coming in tomorrow that are going to start their final year of HS that we are going to talk to in our conference room for a little Q & A & later receive a tour. You all know it sounds fun & exciting & you all wish you could be there. DS you're nothing but BS, now go back to that corner you work at Listen gayzilla, don't call me sweetheart again, got it?
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 20:49
NEWS FLASH! World's tallest woman dies from a not-rare-enough case of terminal butt-ugly, a hospital association spokesperson announced tomorrow.  Always remember your own problems are small compared to some others. Honestly DS, you can't look THIS bad, and she managed to smile somehow. If you're young and healthy, you'll heal quickly. But when I was hit in the head and got a black eye while playing ball in elementary school, I still remember vividly the embarrassment and shame at looking obvious. Chin up, bucko. Bad times must surely pass, or we'd all lose our minds.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 20:51
From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel] Date: 13-Aug-2008 20:43 Wow, no one was impressed with this 8 yr. old? http://forums.dailyrotten.com/861/00029774/_index.html#794734 ------------------------------ Oh noes!
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 21:00
Catwoman, sweetie I'm impressed that you want to ball and older married man but I think he should draw the line when you ask him to sit in a bucket of icewater before you give him a rim job.
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 21:05
From: catwoman [CopKiller] Date: 13-Aug-2008 20:49 Everyone is going to piss on me, the kids love things like this. _____________________________________ Those wacky canadian kids sure like a good time.
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 21:21
"Bad times must surely pass, or we'd all lose our minds." ----------------------- -girlish snicker!-
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 21:41
Dude, the quote marks and line indicate that the writing at the top is from someone else.
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 21:51
Thought I'd share this little gem:  That's Nagasaki... immediately after the nuke detonated overhead. Notice the three in the foreground, totally unaware of the hell that screams their way. Amazing picture. SRC: http://picdit.wordpress.com/2008/07/21/8-insane-nuclear-explosions/ Now, for a picture showing just what that hell did:  Before and Afters of Nagasaki. Notice how ONLY stone remains. All other artifacts... paper, wood, organic matter... HISTORY, it's erased. Think of all the places where 'advanced civilizations' are only known of because of monolithic stone structures. PS - carbon dating is not accurate. In case you didn't know. Google it.
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 22:00
Well, it was fine until I came up with some cracked scheme where I get off the road, take over a friend's sublease, and try to get a job in a town and live among human beings again. The results, so far, are as you would predict. The thing was, I was just so horny... that's what really drove me to it. I was thinking with my little head, and when she thinks, she thinks hard.
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 22:04
Yeah, how would the film have survived if only stone is left over from a blast? Also, the aerial pic doesn't really show what the remains are made of, just that it's sort of all blank-like.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 22:05
Does everyone fill out a crazy IQ card before posting on here now? Because everyone passes with flying colors. Now go drink yourself into oblivion, while being pat on your your back Wake up at 5 am, and realize that pat on your back was your bastard baby kicking you, hungry, because you couldn't afford formula.
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 22:08
I just wanna enjoy the fruits of the civilization that I helped keep running, is that so wrong?! -Blam! Blam! Banging head on the wall, crying hysterically-
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 22:08
** Yeah, how would the film have survived if only stone ** is left over from a blast? The picture is taken miles away from the blast, froggie. There's not enough heat from the bomb to destroy the film. (ie - in a nuclear exchange, a single bomb wouldn't be dropped.) ** Also, the aerial pic doesn't really show what the remains are ** made of, just that it's sort of all blank-like. I'm shaking my head, seriously. Yer cute.
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 22:13
Actually, MV, it really is about like that. Hungry fucker she be. And her escalating need for human flesh is wearing me out like fuckin Rick Moranis!
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 22:16
Hey frogprincess, here's a novel concept...adopt?? Oh wait...the irony is you are not fit to adopt, yet can shit out as many kids as naturally possible. My bad.
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 22:19
Oh, no, my monstrous libido devours human meat, it doesn't make it.
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 22:22
But you know... maybe... nah, wait, they keep track of those kids, huh. Mostly, I want lots, and Lots... of S&M.
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 22:27
Yes! WHERE did you get that?
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 22:40
Well, I mostly want to sprawl on a table and be enlightened by the exquisite pain of lots and lots of frightening, shiny steel needles being slowly driven through my twitching flesh. -pic of dissected frog held open with pins here-
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 22:46
From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville] Date: 13-Aug-2008 22:31 Who doesn't love Sales & Marketing ? -------------------- Oh, crap...this thread is gonna get ugly.
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 22:47
Hahaha, it clears real rooms and chatrooms, too! Cool.
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 22:50
It's good to be Goth. Don't you just love it? I just love it.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 23:01
Villianage you Misfit! I Limewired some but have yet to spin 'em.....I'll let ya know bro. DS...since I am a Catholic deacon I have come into (money I wish) certain information from an unassailable and unimpeachable source that you are summarily excommunicated. Sorry to be the messenger of such ill-tidings. Perhaps a burka? ps. Expect a multitude of furry rabbits to magically appear forthwith.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 23:04
DD, if you are indeed a lay deacon, you should know full well that you cannot joke about such matters as excommunication. I seriously doubt that you are even a practicing Catholic.
From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 23:10
 I think cameron calls this a "Dumbo". Add your own wings.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 23:14
I was being facetious Gerbiler........can't you tell I am merely a self-loathing jew? (If the truth be known I am a non-practicing baptized Cat-o-lick at Mum's insistence and the acquiescence of a C-of-E Dad!) I need not practice........I'm already a consecrated man.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 23:21
'Sink in extra deep'........I love it! Amazon beckons. Villian.....I am a limited punk fan; but my tastes in the genre run towards in order: Stranglers Pistols Ramones Clash Iggy MC5 (not sure if the last two qualify as punk..Stone Roses jamming on DD's phones at the mo)
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 23:25
From: tetheredgoat [tetheredgoat] Date: 13-Aug-2008 23:16 From: daredevil [CameronVale] Date: 13-Aug-2008 23:01 --- What precisely did the altarboy's entrails tell us this time? ------------------------- That the little cassock-wearing queer thought he died and went to heaven when I buried the bone 'extra deep!'
From: tetheredgoat
[tetheredgoat]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 23:29
From: daredevil [CameronVale] Date: 13-Aug-2008 23:21 (not sure if the last two qualify as punk..Stone Roses jamming on DD's phones at the mo) --- nowhere, just sky, its so serene your pink fat lips let go a scream You fry and melt I love the scene.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 23:30
Some random sleepy bunnies!   Aww.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 23:37
Gas and groceries are thrifty these days. --------------------------------- Inanimate objects cannot by their very definition be 'thrifty'...that grievous syntactical error is known as a 'personification'. No charge luv...but a hand-job would work!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 23:47
Goat-tee, If you like not rabbits then indeed your heart is indeed 'Made of Stone'! BTW...the rash of drunken lagomorphs continue to baffle social scientists.   Black liberal observers seem to point the blame towards low self-esteem brought about 'big-ear' issues and the corresponding ridicule contained their-in.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 23:50
DD, I figure you to be the bastard son of a bishop and a washerwoman who was down on her luck. ----------------------- Gerbiler you superannuated cocksucker.......you promised to keep my pillow-talk confidential. 50 lashes with Ponti's wet limp spahgetti-like member!
From: tetheredgoat
[tetheredgoat]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 23:54
From: studgerbil [Stud] Date: 13-Aug-2008 23:39 DD, I figure you to be the bastard son of a bishop and a washerwoman who was down on her luck. --- "Jesus was a bastard and his mother dishonest" 
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 00:03
 'Run, rabbit run. Dig that hole, In the sun, And when at last the work is done Don't sit down it's time to dig another one.' - PF BTW......only the females dig holes to construct the warren. Quite unlike hares whom do not burrow; rabbits give birth underground.
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 00:19
I think I need some viagra, I can't get it up I've been MasterBating to Women's Gymnastics since 8/8/08 I'm dehydrated and I think I ruptured My spleen.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 00:23
Nellie Kim was still the best, cm. She was the first female gymnast with real thighs. (sigh) Anyway, DD -- thought you'd like to know I have Get Happy! by Elvis Costello blasting right now.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 00:48
Elvis Stud........I have the 'My Aim is True' right behind me in my CD collection! Less than Zero Watching the Detectives Green Shirt etc. etc. BTW..............What's so wrong with Peace, Love, and Understanding? It wouldn't fly on 'rotten'; I can tell you that for nothing! 'Free Four' from PF I gots; life is a trip..................eh? Should we Meddle?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 00:57
Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies.......... Tongue-tied and twisted just an earthbound misfit, I.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 01:04
 Oksana! Cain is right about about one thing....women's Olympic gymnastics IS highly erotic. Imagine how these althletic little cunts can fuck? Give me the coronary! Please.
From: abyss
Date: 14-Aug-2008 01:53
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtyPvjj24bM Pink Floyd "Pulse" Tour – Sorrow http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aT8iO6Pwz0 Mi-Sex - Blue Day http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsKpazeA5L8 Gary Moore & Phil Lynott- Out in the Fields
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 01:58
 Down from the glen came the marching men..... With their shields and their swords To fight the fight they believed to be right Overthrow the overlords To the town where there was plenty They brought plunder, swords and flame When they left the town was empty Children would never play again From their graves I heard the fallen Above the battle cry By that bridge near the border There were many more to die Then onward over the mountain And outward towards the sea They had come to claim the emerald.... Without it they could not leave -TL
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 03:08
Writ TOO fucking large bro.....as if I'd let you take care of such a conundrum! Keep it White fucker.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 03:21
Cowboy Junkies: A candle burning for everything I've ever wanted A tattoo burned for everything I've ever wanted and lost I had a long list of names that I kept in my back pocket, But I've cut it down to one and your name's at the top......... Won't you share a common disaster? Share with me a common disaster A common disaster. I found myself a friend, But he's crooked as a stick in water So now I'm writing fairy tales To catch the spirit of revenge He's got a plan to steal my little sister, But I'm not too concerned 'cause I will get him in the end Won't you share a common disaster?
From: pontius
Date: 14-Aug-2008 03:33
"If you like not rabbits then indeed your heart is indeed 'Made of Stone'! " ----- Indeed, DeeDee the indeed english teacher. Bloody fucking hell, my mom could do better, and she doesn't speak english at all.
From: capsulecorpjx [Eat at Chang's]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 03:38
Three years? I think people get harder jail sentences for smoking crack. What a fucked up country.
From: pontius
Date: 14-Aug-2008 03:54
Absomptuoested peruservations of holy shitness-es I prostrucecrated, cunnilingus and my dick IS of non empirished but yet emphasisethtd porprariety. DS you whore writ large how droll
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 04:14
From: sensuous Date: 14-Aug-2008 04:06 writ large how droll ----- How repetitious. +++++++++++++++++ Yes, as you commonly excite us with wonderful new wittitsms.
From: sensuous
Date: 14-Aug-2008 04:17
Good morning, Sen. And how would you like your pussy licked this morning? ---- Morning Now you want to know how...? Well... to be quite frank. With Theo's tongue, of course. Where the hell is he at anyways?
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 04:19
From: dontsqueak [DS is talking] Date: 14-Aug-2008 03:53 What the fuck is wrong with everyone (beside the obvious)? Wow, everyone is crabbier than usual. I'm not crabbie, I just need some Electrolytes from all that Olympic MasterBation
From: bukweat [otay]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 04:22
 dd,say it ain't so.One of the band members isn't an anglo-saxon.Stay with bunny posts -midget sack o' shit.Head-case to boot.
From: mustafakakka
[MustaffaKakka]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 04:56
From: daredevil [CameronVale] Date: 14-Aug-2008 00:48 Elvis Stud........I have the 'My Aim is True' right behind me in my CD collection! Less than Zero Watching the Detectives Green Shirt etc. etc. BTW..............What's so wrong with Peace, Love, and Understanding? It wouldn't fly on 'rotten'; I can tell you that for nothing! ............................................................... The Nick led Brinsleys' version is still the best.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 05:02
dd,say it ain't so.One of the band members isn't an anglo-saxon.Stay with bunny posts -midget sack o' shit.Head-case to boot. -------------- Jesus......a fucking useless smelly n1gger talks uneducated trash so early in the morning. How Droll! Writ large! The scum emanating from this thread is palpable and immediate...I suggest a Hitlerian scenario where all n1ggers and jews are funneled into large gas-fed industrial ovens. Ole' Adolf had the right idea!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 05:04
The Nick led Brinsleys' version is still the best. --------------------------------------------------------- You have a point.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 05:12
And much appreciation to my imitators.......it makes my dick hard! The sincerest form of flattery wot? How droll!
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 05:18
Wrong, daredevil. Were we to allow evil old Adolf his way we would have been robbed of: Jimi Hendrix Phil Lynott Maynard whats-his-face from Tool Pauly Shore Urkel Albert Einstein Carl Sagan Charlie Chaplin Benjamin Netanyahoo Mark Twain Cicero and millions of other cultural icons. God, I'm a dork...
From: bukweat [otay]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 05:19
dd,you bring nothing to the table except a std,roids,and a rabbit.Coincedentally,the rabbit has the same std and roids. Kill yourself.The gene pool would rise an inch or so.
From: bukweat [otay]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 05:35
No the threads still here.Gotta go to work.Imagine that,a n1gger with a job.
From: sensuous
Date: 14-Aug-2008 05:38
Morning zilla. Had to go smoke the morning green. A little early, but what the hell. I have the day off so uck it.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 05:41
Pauly Shore Urkel I think the ovens would not be overstepping their moral authority with the frying of this trash!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 05:52
Put it up Monica Lewinsky's asshole you stupid fuck. BTW............once you start sucking PC cock on these boards; your 'rotten' credibility is absolutely shot. (Loma) I smoke two joints in the morning. I smoke two joints at night. I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, And then I smoke two more!
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 05:52
If Adolph had his way we'd have lost alot of good italians too. Gotta keep the ovens greased, ya know.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 05:53
Every thread is the same as the last one. its like an ever revolving thing that revolves in a circular pattern like that of a circle.
From: pontius
Date: 14-Aug-2008 06:02
I wonder how long a fat little dwarf, yelling "how droll" non stop, would have survived under Hitler. 1 minute or 2? writ short but large
From: sensuous
Date: 14-Aug-2008 06:02
If I did that, I'd eat everything in site ---- That's what se.. I mean exercise is for.
From: mustafakakka
[MustaffaKakka]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 06:02
From: daredevil [CameronVale] Date: 14-Aug-2008 05:04 The Nick led Brinsleys' version is still the best. --------------------------------------------------------- You have a point. .................................................... Are my pants that tight ?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 06:04
Bunnies!  Aww.  WTF are you guys gazing at?  Someone needs Viagra to keep his silly ears up!
From: sensuous
Date: 14-Aug-2008 06:05
The wheels on the bus go up and down... then run you down... run you down Okay I'm being retarded. (Don't even comment!)
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 06:07
From: mustafakakka [MustaffaKakka] Date: 14-Aug-2008 06:02 From: daredevil [CameronVale] Date: 14-Aug-2008 05:04 The Nick led Brinsleys' version is still the best. --------------------------------------------------------- You have a point. .................................................... Are my pants that tight ? ----------------------------- I'd just as fucking soon leave it off lad!
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 06:10
It is a regular Tard-o-rama in here! what the fuck is wrong with you people? where is the erudite discussions of the world's problems? not to mention the fantastic solutions to those problems? where is the rational discourse! or perhaps the sharing of dialog? where is the intellectual stimulation? the wit? where are the double entendres?
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 06:14
For rectalfissure, a paragraph from the second chapter of my book. "The Gathas of Zoroaster introduce the post-mortem myriad event aspects which themselves must have been previously influenced. Punishment/reward by hell/heaven; abstruse particulars as personal judgments found in Matthew 12:36 which allude to every misstep, mistake, and misspeak of each individual is a sly psychological ploy any con artist might use. As products of the Achaemenid culture, these precepts predate their subsequent assimilation by the Jewish culture, and should therefore be acknowledged as influential. When further realizing the ideas of temples and shrines being theological trappings of Babylonian and Akkadian cultures, it will stand to reason that the one true religion should originate doctrinal ordeals rather than adopt them. The idea of a compendium which became known as the Zoroastrian holy book Avesta surely influenced later cultural scholars to devise compendiums. Ahura-Mazda, and his obligatory nemesis Angra-Mainyu, are duplicated in the Torah." Ask, and you did receive. You're welcome.
From: sensuous
Date: 14-Aug-2008 06:15
Hey! I feel like having a tard day. You got a problem with that, boy? Now shut up and sit down.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 06:17
 Another silly Italian clown. As if there was a shortage of greasy little half-baked dictators with ill-concieved delusions of grandeur! When the greaseballs were not changing sides they were surrenduring en mass......................how noble! Fucking white garbage.
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 06:21
From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 14-Aug-2008 05:53 Every thread is the same as the last one. its like an ever revolving thing that revolves in a circular pattern like that of a circle. ************************************** The truth of that is very profound. And as for you, friend daredevil, I deny the charge of being PC. I was being me.
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 06:27
White Americans no longer a majority by 2042 By STEPHEN OHLEMACHER, Associated Press Writer Thu Aug 14, 5:03 AM ET WASHINGTON - White people will no longer make up a majority of Americans by 2042, according to new government projections. That's eight years sooner than previous estimates, made in 2004. The nation has been growing more diverse for decades, but the process has sped up through immigration and higher birth rates among minority residents, especially Hispanics. It is also growing older. "The white population is older and very much centered around the aging baby boomers who are well past their high fertility years," said William Frey, a demographer at the Brookings Institution, a Washington think tank. "The future of America is epitomized by the young people today. They are basically the melting pot we are going to see in the future." The Census Bureau Thursday released population projections through 2050, based on rates for births, deaths and immigration. They are subject to big revisions, depending on immigration policy, cultural changes and natural or manmade disasters. The U.S. has nearly 305 million people today. The population is projected to hit 400 million in 2039 and 439 million in 2050. That's like adding all the people from France and Britain, said Steve A. Camarota, director of research at the Center for Immigration Studies, a Washington group that advocates tighter immigration policies. White non-Hispanics make up about two-thirds of the population, but only 55 percent of those younger than 5. By 2050, whites will make up 46 percent of the population and blacks will make up 15 percent, a relatively small increase from today. Hispanics, who make up about 15 percent of the population today, will account for 30 percent in 2050, according to the new projections. Asians, which make up about 5 percent of the population, are projected to increase to 9 percent by 2050. The population 85 and older is projected to more than triple by 2050, to 19 million.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 06:33
From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 14-Aug-2008 06:10 It is a regular Tard-o-rama in here! what the fuck is wrong with you people? where is the erudite discussions of the world's problems? not to mention the fantastic solutions to those problems? where is the rational discourse! or perhaps the sharing of dialog? where is the intellectual stimulation? the wit? where are the double entendres? ---------------------- He has a point. Actually a very pertainent and germane one. If newcomers (as would be natural) go to the first thread and see the mayhem we spew (and I add to it as well) they will run for the fucking hills. But.........perhaps that isn't bad; a crowd of noobs that need vetting cuts into our time whence we berate and verbally abuse ourselves in fine fashion.......the vert flower of 'rottenry'.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 06:40
From: dontsqueak [DS is talking] Date: 14-Aug-2008 06:36 Fuck off, DD. ------------------ Regarding what whore?
From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-Aug-2008 06:40
I feel like hammered shit. My sinuses are all fucked up, my eyes are puffy and watery, I have a headache and my back hurts. I'm in a really shitty mood too. So fuck all of you up the wazoo with a broken off I-beam
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 06:41
RF, aren't you violating the hippo act by revealing our retardiness?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 06:44
From: gargoyle1 Date: 14-Aug-2008 06:40 I feel like hammered shit. My sinuses are all fucked up, my eyes are puffy and watery, I have a headache and my back hurts. I'm in a really shitty mood too. So fuck all of you up the wazoo with a broken off I-beam -------------------- Then why are you here? If you have terminal cancer then fuck off and die you piece of rotting shit.
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 06:45
Regular party around here with fiend and gargoyle. Cain's last post means us white people's are getting scarce around these parts. Never too soon for a civil rights movement for us honkies! Gotta go make another type of movement.
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 06:51
RF, aren't you violating the hippo act by revealing our retardiness? ================== none of you tards are patients of mine are you? I can talk about your tardness all i fuckin want so there and i agree we need to cull the noobs so that only the most vile and evil minded get in here to post
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 06:52
From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 14-Aug-2008 06:10 It is a regular Tard-o-rama in here! what the fuck is wrong with you people? where is the erudite discussions of the world's problems? not to mention the fantastic solutions to those problems? where is the rational discourse! or perhaps the sharing of dialog? where is the intellectual stimulation? the wit? where are the double entendres? ======================== BTW i was really drunk when i wrote this
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 06:53
I DO realize this DS......so shut your fucking worthless pie-hole. I actually do like you.......although you are a goddamn silly cunt! We do go back.
From: stephylou
[Stephy]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 06:54
it time the government started upping the meds in the water supply ..let me know where their boosting the water with vicoden..Im moving
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 06:59
...fuck off and die you piece of rotting shit. ;;;;;;;;;;;;;; gargle, you gonna take that kind of vituperation from a dim-witted, dickless, fat, dwarf?
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 07:01
sobered up; verb meaning to attempt to justify or mitigate ones previous actions or proclamations by blaming them on a previously altered state of mind.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-Aug-2008 07:04
Well stfu, he's a blue box, if you hadn't bothered to repost it, I'd never know. Considering it's just bile from a retarded, fat little douchebag that couldn't get laid in a whorehouse, it don't bother me. Later all, I'm in too vile a mood to be here. DS, glad you're feeling better
From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 07:12
   it takes two, me and you.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 07:21
From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 14-Aug-2008 06:59 ...fuck off and die you piece of rotting shit. ;;;;;;;;;;;;;; gargle, you gonna take that kind of vituperation from a dim-witted, dickless, fat, dwarf? ---------------------- I just love the way shit just APPEARS as fact. I'm 6 foot one 200 lbs but apparently this either qualifies me as fat or a dwarf......not both. The absence of intelligence breeds some desperate measures. Jesus; Bon chance!
From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 07:25
From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 14-Aug-2008 06:10 It is a regular Tard-o-rama in here! -you're a low-grade medical tard what the fuck is wrong with you people? -what's wrong with you? you belong with gassy girl. where is the erudite discussions of the world's problems? -problems all man-made not to mention the fantastic solutions to those problems? -scientific tyranny designed to be theoretically unsolveable by best minds where is the rational discourse! -wherever you are not. you're a blow-hard, go back to your blow-up dolls or perhaps the sharing of dialog? -or needles where is the intellectual stimulation? the wit? where are the double entendres? subpart A to your question, everywhere; subpart B to your question, everywhere; subpart C to your question, everywhere. You should join the Big Brother's Big Sister's program, but sign up as one of the kids. Make somebody get a background check and fingerprinted to buy you huge pretzels and take you to the museum. Then you can fart under an enormous dinosaur skeleton while mothers with funky hairdos gasp.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 07:31
Goyle is an ignorant cancer-ridden fuckbag who will be dead in 2 years. (or less) I shan't shed a tear for his uneducated bitter ass........and its a shame; it didn't have to be that way between us. (I always liked his posts) Still do actually. But fuck with DD and mercy is not forthcoming.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 07:39
yeah, youre a terrible threat, whose repertoire consists of hastily looking up words in your thesaurus, pasting song lyrics and calling women whores and cunts. sprinkle in some pictures of rodents and a "how droll" or a "writ large" and some race baiting and we all fear your wrath. youre a fucking two-bit loser with an AA in English Lit.
From: sp00k
Date: 14-Aug-2008 08:18
 Looks like we have a Rotten love fest going on here this morning. Someone piss in all yer cheerios this morning?
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 08:28
can't listen while I'm breathing fire, I don't think straight when I get pissed off, It'd be easier to just to calm down, cause I'm an asshole when I get called out. Forget the words I said, I was not myself, I never really thought you were psycho, I was just mad at being attacked, I never really thought you were psycho. A flame war? How Droll.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 08:40
From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion] Date: 14-Aug-2008 08:29 Me first! Insult me first! (Can't stay away from this place!) ========= Okay, you Che Guevara lovin' faggot. I can do better, but I'm tired.
From: pontius
Date: 14-Aug-2008 08:42
Hey Fu and the rest. No, droolcripple is no longer worth the pain, I want a new victim. Well, there is one comment left, I don't know how someone would manage to look like a dwarf, be a 6 footer and weigh 270 or so. Did he reduce the environment to make that happen?
From: pontius
Date: 14-Aug-2008 08:53
I'm so drunk I can't remember what I posted, sorry if this is a repeat but it's worth it. My GF gave me head, then we fucked, she gave me head again and threw up. Pwned. How droll.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 08:54
I really don't understand what the two queers actually contribute to the site apart form meaningless vitriol. Anyone care to enlighten this poor soul?
From: stephylou
[Stephy]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 08:57
My GF gave me head, then we fucked, she gave me head again and threw up. In yer dreams!! You made that up after you saw it on muchosucko..LOL
Updated: 15-Aug-2008 02:28
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