From: rev [meupnpopmyclutch]
Date: 12-Aug-2008 19:28

Official Porn Tester - Open to all cummers, doesn't pay much but it's a fun job.

From: screeb [screeb]
Date: 12-Aug-2008 19:37

Gots to give him points for cojones and ingenuity.

From: pontius
Date: 12-Aug-2008 19:58

Can I test the girls?

From: gargoyle1
Date: 12-Aug-2008 20:00

Should have put the name Ivan Yakinov on the cards, dumbass.

From: ohhellno [steve-vo]
Date: 12-Aug-2008 20:11

Give me free porn....

Or a dozen donuts.

From: munchkin [munchkin]
Date: 12-Aug-2008 20:17

From: heraclitus [and in measures dying out]
Date: 12-Aug-2008 20:23

This is better than impersonating a cop to get free poon. All I have to do is get some sort of "Federal" looking documents and tell them I am a PORN INSPECTION AGENT. That's awesome. Let me decide what is obscene and what isn't.

From: wulfgarthewhite [Black to White]
Date: 12-Aug-2008 20:57

I don't know much about porn but I know what I like.

From: hippityhopp [bunny meat is good!]
Date: 12-Aug-2008 21:12

So did they stop him before he used up the industrial sized tub o' lube and gave himself carpal tunnel in both wrists, or after?

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 12-Aug-2008 21:17

not to be confused with Official Poon Taster.

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 12-Aug-2008 21:26

I want that Job, jailbate videos and pics go over there hehe

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 12-Aug-2008 21:28

Its not just a (hand)job.its an adventure!







Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten porn,
While I nodded, neatly fapping, suddenly there came a fapping,
As of someone gently fapping, fapping at my chamber door.

" 'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "fapping at my chamber door;
Only this, and nothing more."

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 12-Aug-2008 21:42

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 12-Aug-2008 21:26

I want that Job, jailbate videos and pics go over there hehe

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Gotta be Dawn.......I shall accept no substitutes!

From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 12-Aug-2008 22:03

Starring 17 year old, Lenore.

From: bedfart [lurker in]
Date: 12-Aug-2008 22:05

Porn should be like a kitchen;
Well lighted, clean and something in it I would eat!

From: other [unclassified]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 05:14

if the pages stick together, it met his approval.

From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 06:31

2257 had its bloated, overbearing balls clipped back in Oct 07.....thank goodness, or this fucking cheapskate might've been handed free wanking material

From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 07:28

This story has been around for a while. The bottom line is that he didn't fool the porn shop owner into actually giving him free porn, so what's the story here?

From: goby [goby]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 09:22

Here is a pic of what the porn inspector looks like

From: sp00k
Date: 13-Aug-2008 10:26



Now would I have a shirt that says 'Female Body Inspector' if I wasn't ?

From: bukweat [otay]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 11:37

I can't define porn,but beat-off when I see it.

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 13:09

Hmm..the pics look like goyle; is he still at home?

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 15:44

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 12-Aug-2008 21:17

not to be confused with Official Poon Taster.
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Would that be considered a similar occupation to Official Porn Tester or would it be considered less government work and more in line with social work?

From: egg [egg]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 16:21

How much are porn flicks.....like $10-20??
Must be a crackhead if he's too broke to afford that.

I'm sure impersonating an officer is a felony.

From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 13-Aug-2008 17:34



It's K-Fed!