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Flunkers Prompt High School Wardialing
KMGH-TV 7 Denver | Submitted by: NiKONE
"Parents of students at Hinkley High School got a surprise phone message from the school Monday night, advising them that their student was failing in one or more classes... The phone messages should have gone only to students who were actually failing -- not the entire student body."
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From: gargoyle1
Date: 11-Nov-2009 12:48
What ever happened to sending notes home to the parents? I guess paper and postage is too expensive anymore. So all the kids got hell because some tech had their head up their ass instead of using a secretary to print up a dozen Failure letters, stuff them in envelopes and stick a stamp on it. Assholes.
From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 12:50
Vic - students in most school districts don't fail. The district can't afford it. Also, kids are rarely held back a grade anymore either. Schools are paid "X" number of dollars per head to process this kids from k through 12. It takes a felony or two to disrupt that assembly line.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 11-Nov-2009 12:51
DD, email when you are ready, I'll put together some instructions and mail them shortly, should help.
From: cruelty
[Because Life Isn't Fair.]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 13:04
I remember the weird kid in high school, always acted funny, but everyone knew him. Found out why, he was the school supplier; you could quite literally get anything you wanted from this guy that could be fit into a locker. He was expelled after selling coke to the principal's nephew.. And you wonder why more and more parents are beginning to home school, not because their children are getting bullied, but that they are in attempt to avoid the bullshit the school systems provide.
From: accounts
[CJ]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 13:13
My school failed me because I was out to many days. Grades fine but....The school didnt get paid for me so I fail. I've started a company and lived the dot com dream all thanks to my Alabama GED.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 11-Nov-2009 13:17
Vic, guess what's been simmering on the stove all afternoon? Yes, you guessed it, it's Chili season. I can feel the farts brewing already 
From: allang
[Lord Pavesini]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 13:18
Schools are useless anyway. Teachers never tell what you should be. They tell you what they THINK you should be. No one will ever tell you'd be cut out to be a great porn star or a go-kart racer. It's all a fashion contest in there anyway. You're as fucking popular as your brand name or your hairstyle. Fucking drop out. 
From: mrspickletwat
Date: 11-Nov-2009 13:21
"It doesn't make any sense,” said parent Sheri Devita. “Obviously there's a lack of communication.” ---------------------------------- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrSWNvHD1R8 (Okay Mr. Mays, now what do I add to the end of this to make it "clickable".)
From: billymays
Date: 11-Nov-2009 13:45
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrSWNvHD1R8&feature=related.jp g Remove the space at the end.
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 13:57
Here in Iglooland, the school calls if the kids not there, or 5 minutes late. A week or so ago, they sent me my kids report card in the mail. They do this when 'they' think a possible problem may be brewing. Lil Zilla is a senior and his lowest mark is 89 or low 90's. The problem you ask ? He won't do homework. My usual response to them is "what the fuck for" and "don't bother me with such trivial bullshit". Once, I snapped on a VP and I had cops visit me. I've chilled out. I've now forced Drivers Ed on him. His instructor is 4 years younger than GOD for fuck sakes. She might know horse and buggy maneuvers, but a fucking car ? No wonder kids these days are so fucked.
From: mrspickletwat
Date: 11-Nov-2009 14:08
Cool!! Thanks Dude.  Now I can listen to it "whilst" (god I love that word) scrolling past fucknuts insightful posts
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 14:37
Hey Garg, It has just come to my attention that my virtual memory is too low. Relax, windows is adjusting it for me. Too funny. Same old I guess here. Business slow, kids an assbag yadda yadda Have a new business idea though that involves Pont, me and bobthedrunk. If a 90 year old woman can teach my kid to drive proper, than I figure kids should learn how to have a few and be able to distinguish the difference between a right rein pull and keeping a fucking car between the ditches ! How's ya doin ? Planned and packed ? Whatever happened with the boy (or his O'lady) that got smucked up in an accident a few months ago ? (Ya, I'm spell and grammar checking tonight in case STFU shows)
From: mrspickletwat
Date: 11-Nov-2009 14:43
From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package] Date: 11-Nov-2009 14:03 mrspickletwat ? You got warts on the flaps then ? We have your pics everywhere then.. ----------------- We?? Who's we? 
From: gargoyle1
Date: 11-Nov-2009 14:49
Daughter in law is healing slowly. Some swelling yet in the face. Nose was reset and eyeball freed up a while back. Once all that's healed she'll have surgery to fix the septum ( divider inside the nose ) cuz it's all buggered too. I guess she'll have a couple of visible scars from the gashes she got, but not anything too horrific. Me? Same shit, next day. Trying to get my ass motivated. Dad got a new computer locally. I could build him one almost as cheap, but with shipping etc. I went well over what he could do. I did have him save the old box, most parts are OK, just a dead Mobo. Caps all swelled up. He just put the old HDD in the new box today with my phone help and that way he has all his old files that he'd saved. Other than that, life sucks as usual
From: mrspickletwat
Date: 11-Nov-2009 14:59
From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package] Date: 11-Nov-2009 14:51 A noob that knows how to post pic's. I feel so, um, violated now. -------------------- Oh how fucking brilliant!! Didn't see that coming.....AT ALL!! Think your a little old for the whole hazing gig? Let me guess, When the the newlyweds move into the neighborhood, your the dumbass who rolls out the welcoming mat by spray painting "NOOB" on their garage door.
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 15:02
pickletwat // Ya fire that out 5 times fast. Nice handle. Least Pa kept shit. Could be summit as stupid as a PS. Hard to deal with cross country. I have a Local IP (Q), that is constantly fucked up and seems I have 3 or 4C that truly believe its my issue ? I'm getting used to the hold button/transfer thing.
From: legacy [the one]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 15:07
Good afternoon.. Veterans.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BERd61bDY7k
From: gargoyle1
Date: 11-Nov-2009 15:07
PS is fairly new. Replaced it because the fan seized up and it cooked. System ran fine with the new PS until recently when it started blue screening, shutting down and then wouldn't boot. Mobo died. I think the RAM, processor and even the vid, sound card and the burner are good, but like you said, no way to test unless he sends them to me. Oh well. He's happy and it sounds like he got a good deal, so I'll live with it.
From: legacy [the one]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 15:09
From: mrspickletwat troll Date: 11-Nov-2009 14:59 buk buk buk i'm a noob  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ? nitwit zzzzzzz
From: legacy [the one]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 15:12
From: mrspickletwat troll Date: 11-Nov-2009 14:08 Cool!! Thanks Dude. Now I can look at it "whilst" (god I love that word) scrolling past legacy and norace's insightful posts ^^^^^^^^^^^^ ? Yawn noob whatever.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 11-Nov-2009 15:15
That's why I had him hang on to all the rest of it, I could find a mobo prolly and put it back into service as a server or something.
From: mrspickletwat
Date: 11-Nov-2009 15:17
// Talk when you're asked to do so shitbag. Go to facebook or summit. ----------- Wow, just wow. You act like posting on fucking DR is some sort of personal accomplishment. Actually posting here is only fun when your either drunk, stoned or both.
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 15:19
Nor is that really you ? Have a pic of kids hand. Dragged behind car yesterday. (If you wanna see it) I see it as road rash, but its a pretty detailed pic. Smothered in Polysporin and wrapped for last night. Nothing broken, just skin. Pussy kids these days..
From: legacy [the one]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 15:19
From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel] Date: 11-Nov-2009 05:46 Well, it's a new day here at the knut house (Rotten.com). I have a theory..., legacy and tiredofit are actually the same poster known as duder. We are all being PUNKED! Why else would it be that they are not banned? (shakes head) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ? Yawn Naaaah so not true. You know how duder loves ya all ....man. (sniffs) heh heh heh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDn1SfV1VPQ&feature=related
From: legacy [the one]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 15:23
------------------ Actually posting here is only fun when you(')r(e) either drunk, stupid or both. Did i mention before i hate norace? ^^^^^^^^^^ ? Yawn Speak fer yerself nitwit. ZZZzzzzz
From: legacy [the one]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 15:31
From: a real life child pornographer and it's not his fault, gerbil [Hue] Date: 11-Nov-2009 11:30 Allang - it's a doll. Fecobaby was debunked shortly after it appeared on b0g. I copy/pasted that link several times after that and even created a line of "fecobaby" monikers, since Duder kept banning them every time I posted it just because i'm a asshole in real life too. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ? Yawn He even brags about it too, Norace. friggin creepy tard.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 11-Nov-2009 15:32
Road Rash? Just rub some dirt in it and walk it off. Now if his hand was gone, that might be different
From: legacy [the one]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 15:34
From: stfu [yeah, it's me a whining fucking troll] Date: 10-Nov-2009 11:25 I submitted an article. "Ground Breaking Website Now Just Kicking my Badass" blurb  "Once great website dailyrotten.com which hailed itself as "News you cannot possibly use" has finally become the website with a user forum that you can possibly use and have fun with. Dailyrotten.com, run by a useless, absentee webmaster who calls himself duder has finally turned it self around from a complete boring twitter shit site dominated and controlled me and a few other jealous internet bullies here that think we own it. These two new names, Legacy and Norace, with just continuous clever and drop dead funny and dead on posts (worse, gifs and pics now) have produced several disgruntled old "veteran" users like me and others who have countless troll usernames, like two of mine, 'smeghead' and 'dicklickboy'. This has led to a complete increase in quality posting and random readership on the site since these two have become up and running(almost machine like)that "duder" appears to give a quite the flying fuck about since he encourages both of the comic genius posters to continue here absolutely unrestrained. But, the really iky news is that there are no other websites which have eclipsed the dailyrotten.com in quality and content and are moderated, but not censored, with a little bit more frequency. So I can take my sad frustrated and beaten self back friggin in jail where I belong. See? We all can dish it out viciously to others,but we just can't take it back. At least without crying about how unfair it all is.(sniffs) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ? An... Insightful and frustrated repost this time nitwit. (snickers) but yer still a dickhead. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVjITlgqlHo heh heh heh !
From: mrspickletwat
Date: 11-Nov-2009 15:43
// Great, another grammar challenged tard. Hope ya had fun sweetie. Actually, Norace and his mighty "wrecking crew" were the ones who caught that I kept spelling "you're" as "your". That one just flew right by you. But seriously, I'm hoping that if I play my cards right, you and I will become RL "internet buddies". Have fun, BBL.
From: legacy [the one]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 15:47
From: legacy [the one] Date: 10-Nov-2009 21:07 Hello Norace and .. folks out there. I just heard about the two destruct spam trolls. One was the dick troll and the one that started it first off.. was another slight variation of yer current "handle", just like the now.. THREE separate other exact same attempts BEFORE here. (shrugs) Big yawn , huh? Cool you emailed Duder just 2 hours ago to complain.. and better.. such QUICK ACTION! !! Thanks agin Duder, From both of us! heh heh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BERd61bDY7k ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ! And really , thanks agin from all of us "duder". We were in quite a pickle last night, alright. !! Ps... "Is there no one else?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BttG3WNQS90 heh heh heh
From: legacy [the one]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 15:51
From: another mr toady troll Date: 11-Nov-2009 15:43 // Great, another grammar challenged tard. Hope ya had fun sweetie. Actually, Norace and his mighty "wrecking crew" were the ones who caught that I kept spelling "you're" as "your". That one just flew right by you. But seriously, I'm hoping that if I play my cards right, you and I will become RL "internet buddies". Have fun, BBL. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ? Get the fuck outta here Toady. And take a friggin bath. Yer welcome in advance, folks. Yawn http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNLuq0lW50k
From: legacy [the one]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 15:58
From: gargoyle the enormous chili fart bag Date: 11-Nov-2009 14:49 Me? Same shit, next day. Trying to get my ass motivated.  Other than that, life sucks as usual ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ? Yawn Why... How horrible. heh heh heh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nujsrspF-k8&feature=related
From: roadkillchef
[tasty]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 16:53
Well TSS, sounds like you just escaped death. Not able to breath would be a shitty way to die. You gotta not only give up doing bong hits but choking down that bong water. Happy belated VD. Thanks to all vets so that I can type and say whatever the fuck I want.
From: legacy [the one]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 17:21
Most viewed on msnbc.com updated 1:36 p.m. MT, Wed., Nov . 11, 2009 LONDON - Britons are among the ugliest people in the world, according to a dating Web site that says it only allows "beautiful people" to join. Fewer than one in eight British men and just three in 20 women who have applied to BeautifulPeople.com have been accepted, an e-mailed statement from the site showed. Existing members of the "elite dating site" rate how attractive potential members are over a 48-hour period, after applicants upload a recent photo and personal profile. Swedish men have proved the most successful, with 65 percent being accepted, while Norwegian women are considered the most beautiful with 76 percent accepted, the site said. The way that BeautifulPeople.com accepts new members is simple. A potential member applies with a photo and a brief profile. Over 48 hours, existing members of the opposite sex vote whether or not to admit them, the site said. Options are: "Yes definitely," "Hmm yes, O.K," "Hmm no, not really" and "No definitely not." The site was founded in 2002 in Denmark and went live across the globe last month. Since then, the site has rejected nearly 1.8 million people from 190 countries, admitting just 360,000 new members. ** I would say Britain is stumbling because they don't spend as much time polishing up their appearance and they are letting themselves down on physical fitness," Beautiful People managing director Greg Hodge said. "Next to Brazilian and Scandinavian beauties, British people just aren't as toned or glamorous." Only the male Russian and Polish applicants fared worse than British men, although Russian women had a 44 percent acceptance rate. Polish women did not appear in the table ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ! LOL! Sorry **Old git. Too bad they didn't include Polish women to help level the old playin field... heh heh heh
From: legacy [the one]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 17:28
Options are: "Yes definitely," "Hmm yes, O.K," "Hmm no, not really" and "No definitely not."  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ? Yawn "Hell No definitely not."
From: communiste [Jean]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 17:41
Thank you to all of the US Army Forces that they keep the homos that are violent all together in the bunkers and off of the streets.  Congratulations also to them for the work in Iraq and Afghanistan because it gives us in some part of the world great fun to see their failure. 
From: legacy [the one]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 17:52
From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel] Date: 11-Nov-2009 17:31 ^^^^^^^^^^^^ ? Yawn Yer name is 'cracker', right nitwit? ZZzzzz PS .. Hey Jethro, ....We... just..LOVE yer " duder theory" though.... heh heh heh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKss2pBYQ6Y
From: communiste [Jean]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 17:53
Also I want to say Congratulations Veteran's Day to one of the most distinguishing Veterans of the American Army Forces: Mark Neslon!  Mark Nelson is rose in his career in the US military to the top of the rank and he is the proud example that you have. May we all salute the American Veteran Mark Nelson! 
From: legacy [the one]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 17:57
From: commie [Jean troll] Date: 11-Nov-2009 17:41 Thank you to all of the US Army Forces that they keep the homos that are non violent and cute, all together at my basement and off of the streets. ^^^^^^^^^^^^ ? Yawn Real life US Army Veteran , Norace... told me to tell ya, "You're welcome nitwit"...
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 18:05
Sandy, your obsession with commie is not a valid substitute for not getting laid. Even if you have to pay for it, don't worry, it still counts as "gettin' sum". Lift up the sofa cushions, check the car ashtray, scrounge up all the loose change you can find and get your ass down to a Welsh brothel. 
From: legacy [the one]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 18:06
From: commie's troll [Jean] Why now? He lost drippy dick last Date: 11-Nov-2009 17:53  I'm still unemployed at 28. I still live at home with my parents. I have a petty criminal record that I blame for all my failures. I can't even hold a job at Subway as a ft long boy. And now I'm actually disrespecting a gainfully employed US Army Veteran on 11-11. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ? Yawn Hmmmm Wadda internet badass, huh Norace? 270 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx7XNb3Q9Ek
From: legacy [the one]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 18:14
--------------------- Commie, your obsession with sandy is not a valid substitute for not getting laid. Even if you have to pay for it, don't worry, it still counts as "gettin' sum". Lift up the rubberized sofa cushions, check your dad's ashtray, mom's purse, scrounge up all the loose change you can find.. and then....  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ? Not enough change in the world, I'm afraid pasty.
From: legacy [the one]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 18:29
anyone else notice that duders email doesnt work and is being returned? ^^^^^^^^^^^ ? Nope. He's quite responsive in fact, nitwit. Get the message? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDn1SfV1VPQ&feature=related heh heh heh
From: speedy
[Speedy Gonzales]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 18:30
From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 11-Nov-2009 18:22 anyone else notice that duders email doesnt work and is being returned? ^^^^ Works fine for me. You must be on Duder's blocked list. 
From: legacy [the one]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 18:40
From: speedy [Speedy Gonzales] Date: 11-Nov-2009 18:30 ^^^^ Works fine for me. You must be on **Duder's blocked list. ------------------------------- ** From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 10-Nov-2009 11:25 I submitted an article. "Ground Breaking Website Now Just Kicking my Badass" blurb "Once great website dailyrotten.com which hailed itself as "News you cannot possibly use" has finally become the website with a user forum that you can possibly use and have fun with. Dailyrotten.com, run by a useless, absentee webmaster who calls himself duder has finally turned it self around from a complete boring twitter shit site dominated and controlled me and a few other jealous internet bullies here that think we own it. These two new names, Legacy and Norace, with just continuous clever and drop dead funny and dead on posts (worse, gifs and pics now) have produced several disgruntled old "veteran" users like me and others who have countless troll usernames, like two of mine, 'smeghead' and 'dicklickboy'. This has led to a complete increase in quality posting and random readership on the site since these two have become up and running(almost machine like)that "duder" appears to give a quite the flying fuck about since he encourages both of the comic genius posters to continue here absolutely unrestrained. But, the really iky news is that there are no other websites which have eclipsed the dailyrotten.com in quality and content and are moderated, but not censored, with a little bit more frequency. So I can take my sad frustrated and beaten self back friggin in jail where I belong. See? We all can dish it out viciously to others,but we just can't take it back. At least without crying about how unfair it all is.(sniffs) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Hey Speedy... Duder also especially liked the clever line.. "rotten.com, run by a useless, absentee webmaster who calls himself duder' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHd2-3T5hV0
From: legacy [the one]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 18:44
Look Norace, STFU 'blew his top'. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ !! LOL! i surrender http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXh4EuJa2TU&feature=fvw
From: legacy [the one]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 18:53
From: speedy [Speedy Gonzales] Date: 11-Nov-2009 18:47 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ? Hmmmm India Bollywood...huh? We think the people directly responsible for this should be given 30 lashes...
From: legacy [the one]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 18:58
From: speedy [Speedy Gonzales] Date: 11-Nov-2009 18:53 ! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Drawing and quartering...
From: legacy [the one]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 19:07
From: speedy [Speedy Gonzales] Date: 11-Nov-2009 18:56 ^^^^^^^^ ! Aaaaaah... One of my favorite movies a long time ago as a youngster, Speedy! Anybody here got a friggin problem with that now? 
From: michaeljackson [I AM still alive]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 19:15
Dear Andrew Woods, It is a sad state of of affairs when you spend your free time being annoying on an internet forum (and others too, I am sure). Please off yourself and come to the other side - I have some precious Jesus Juice for you and maybe you will finally get laid. Much love from me and Bubbles, Michael Jackson
From: legacy [the one]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 19:17
------------- Hopefully I should have some NES gifs by tomorrow. ^^^^^^^^^^^^ ! Nice! I sure hope I like them , Speedy! You know what we mean.. (crosses fingers just for luck) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f1xL5wQ1gQ
From: tiredofit [not me]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 19:48
From: legacy [the one] Date: 11-Nov-2009 18:06 From: commie's troll [Jean] Why now? He lost drippy dick last Date: 11-Nov-2009 17:53 I'm still unemployed at 28. I still live at home with my parents. I have a petty criminal record that I blame for all my failures. I can't even hold a job at Subway as a ft long boy. And now I'm actually disrespecting a gainfully employed US Army Veteran on 11-11. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ? Yawn Hmmmm Wadda internet badass, huh Norace? 270 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx7XNb3Q9Ek ^^^^^^^^^^ ? Well. I see Legacy is already here "entertaining" everyone. (face palm)  PS.. Regardless of what's been said,I have a very open mind... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsqGZP-W25U&feature=related
From: billymays
Date: 11-Nov-2009 20:09
I'm ashamed you wore that uniform, Nelson. Others more worthy of respect were on my mind today.
From: toady [Yes, it is me, troll]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 20:20
From: billymays [Junior Birdman] Date: 11-Nov-2009 20:09 I'm jealous you wore that uniform, Norace. I'm stuck being a Junior Birdman. The Air Force has some stupid policy about criminal records, alcoholism and IQ tests. They make it almost impossible for someone like me to get in! ------------------------------ Thats OK Junior, you can always play Microsoft Flight Simulator on that fancy pc your mommy bought you! Plus you can stay drunk while you "fly" in virtual reality! LOL Look, up in the thread, its Junior Birdman... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0Zzf0w4XQ4
From: drippydick [mike hunt]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 20:22
Good day fellow schmucks. I noticed I now have a troll. That is quite acceptable and is encouraged. Where is my pedo Subway boy? I know you're here fucker, you live on this site. I bet you sit there eating mommy's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches while you sit in front of that state-of-the-art computer. You must have sucked daddy well pedo to deserve that. Did mommy buy you the new 'Modern Warfare 2' video game today with your allowance? On Veterans Day too, how nice. Why don't you join the services you fucking scab and do something for society. Time for me to do a little: 
From: legacy [the one]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 20:25
From: billymays (I gotta lotta nerve) Date: 11-Nov-2009 20:09 I'm ashamed you wore that uniform, Norace. grrr! Other uniforms worthy of respect were on my mind today. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ? Yawn sighs.. I'm ashamed for the sad real life drunken nitwit too, Norace. But Thank you for your service today... (even in peacetime as a 91C20) to your country. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHMZcN_OyGs Really.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 20:26
Give me a minute Goyle....before I construct Colossus, I may need my shoestrings tied. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RdHuCyjqKw
From: toady [Yes, it is me, troll]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 20:27
Hey le bleu communiste... if yer so patriotic, why did you break out your Jean troll?? *spits* Afraid to say how you really feel about America and our soldiers?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 20:33
No, when I drag the (changed) program into a rotten screen the raw script instead of a prompt pops up. Does the 'rotten' configuration need be in a specific configuration in order to assimilate the program?
From: billymays
Date: 11-Nov-2009 20:35
From: drippydick [mike hunt] Date: 11-Nov-2009 20:22 You fucking idiot, I'm not Gerbil. Christ. And I'm not Jean. He lives in Pennsylvania, although why anyone would admit to that is beyond me. Fuck all y'alls.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 11-Nov-2009 20:37
No, it should just go in. Did you change the folder option as I suggested? If not, the file wasn't really changed to js. When you rename it, remove the txt and put in js, the icon should change from a text icon to a java script one. If it doesn't then it wasn't changed.
From: legacy [the one]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 20:37
From: stfu [yeah, it's me, fucked over] Date: 11-Nov-2009 18:22 anyone else notice that duders email doesnt work and is being returned? ^^^^ ? I can email him and tell him for you nitwit. heh heh heh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZPSMla0gwM
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 20:38
When I attempted to change the suffix from txt. to .js in the method you proposed, the icon did indeed alter..but the file deviation was from from txt. to txt.js. I'll try to change it manually. I'll try a few things.....I'm inventive if nothing else!
From: legacy [the one]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 20:40
From: billymays Date: 11-Nov-2009 20:35 From: drippydick [mike hunt] Date: 11-Nov-2009 20:22 You fucking idiot, I'm not Gerbil. Christ. And I'm not normal. I got to be me.  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ? Shudder
From: gargoyle1
Date: 11-Nov-2009 20:41
Did you change the folder options in the control panel? That has to be done before you can truly change the name of the file.
From: billymays
Date: 11-Nov-2009 20:44
OH NOZ I have a wife beating troll posting badly shopped images of me engaging in wholesale faggotry on an obscure forum. Whatever shall I do? The shame is so great. I weep at night from knowing everyone on here has seen someone else with my face plastered on them! The horror. Fucknut, give it up. You're a fucking clown.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 11-Nov-2009 20:45
LOL commie, it's horrifying isn't it? The guy is an assclown for sure. Too bad he wasn't a casualty of "friendly fire"
From: legacy [the one]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 20:48
From: gargoyle the enormous chili fart bag Date: 11-Nov-2009 20:40 Ok DD. Next Remove the txt buttplug extension and replace it with gassy chili fumes. Other than that, life sucks as usual ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ? Sounds like some deja boo shudder all over again, huh folks? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dgutDMPIMU&feature=related
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 20:51
Sorry Goyle, I'm afraid I'm a lost cause.....I deleted the program in a fit of rage in order to reinstall and try again. But I found I had deleted THAT. Hal I shall never be!  It's full of shi...stars. And I ain't opening the pod bay doors for shit! 
From: gargoyle1
Date: 11-Nov-2009 20:54
Should I resend? It's not hard DD, honest. Hell, I talked OL through it. Just have to follow my instructions to the letter, if you have questions, you have to ask them.
From: speedy
[Speedy Gonzales]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 20:58
He was more like a salesman who sold Oxi-clean I said don't mind, but will you demonstrate your products all around He said I am the one who will Oxi-clean all that's around He told me his name was Billy Mays, and he caused a scene Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one Who will clean with Oxi-clean Billy always told me be careful what you buy Just make sure it says Oxi-clean And mother always told me be careful what you do Be careful what you use 'cause Oxi-clean is the best Billy Mays is not my lover He's just a guy who plugs Oxi-clean But yeah, he touched my dick
From: speedy
[Speedy Gonzales]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 21:00
From: billymays Date: 11-Nov-2009 20:44 OH NOZ I have a wife beating troll posting badly shopped images of me engaging in wholesale faggotry on an obscure forum. Whatever shall I do? ^^^^ 1) Become butthurt. 2) Bawwwww! 3) Claim to have lost clients. 4) See a lawyer. 5) Send tearful emails to Duder. 6) All the above.
From: legacy [the one]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 21:01
From: billymays Date: 11-Nov-2009 20:44 OH NOZ I have a no job and live at home with my parents posting badly shopped images of me engaging in wholesale faggotry on an obscure forum. Whatever shall I do? The shame is so great. I weep at night from knowing everyone on here has seen day after day, month after month,over and over again, what a consistent fuckin little weenie I really am. As you can see. I can shamelessly dish it out, very viciously to others, but piss my panties when Norace or Legacy post original dead on gifs with my face plastered on them! The horror no matter how brave I try to sound. And I hate norace. **REAL life DOOMFIST** ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Billy boy, give it up. You're a fucking clown. heh heh heh
From: legacy [the one]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 21:08
From: speedy [Speedy Gonzales] Date: 11-Nov-2009 21:00 From: pouncy Date: 365 24/7 OH NOZ I have a become a general joke here due to cleverly shopped images of me engaging in wholesale faggotry on an obscure forum. Whatever shall I do? ^^^^ 1) Become butthurt. 2) Bawwwww! 3) Claim to have lost clients. 4) See a lawyer. 5) Send tearful emails to Duder. 6) All the above. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ! See Speedy? You can also even sorta recycle yer posts sometimes when you deal with multiple tards at once on any particular thread. PS.. Yer welcome in advance. !! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4VCUbL7jsc
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 21:10
Ok..please resend Goyle, I have your instructions. I HATE relying on others for things I should know myself...the shoe is usually on the other foot where people flock to me for contemporary wisdom. Eggy-Weggy guided me through the process when TSS issued his first auto-update software a couple of years ago (we both miss her don't we?.....that question is rhetorical) ps. What I don't understand is that even after I changed the extension from txt. to .js the raw data erupted like a plague of boils when dragged into a 'rotten' window. Are you certain that ANY open 'rotten' window should accept the file and request assimilation given that greasemonkey is active?
From: legacy [the one]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 21:10
----------- Just didn't put in much effort. ^^^^^^^^^^ Yawn Either did I. Didn't have to.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 11-Nov-2009 21:13
It should be any window showing, like the one we are in now. the txt should not be in the name of the file, it might cause the problem you described. I'll resend in a flash. And yes, I miss eggs loads. I will always wonder what happened to her. And now OL has dropped off the earth as well.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 11-Nov-2009 21:16
It should read r0tt.user.js after the alteration. Again, you went to the folder options in control panel and changed that setting ? If not, you won't truly be changing the extension and again, all hell breaks loose.
From: speedy
[Speedy Gonzales]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 21:23
From: gargoyle the enormous chili fart bag Date: 11-Nov-2009 20:40 Ok DD. Next Remove the txt buttplug extension and replace it with gassy chili fumes. ^^^^ The pressure was too great and the hot fumes spontaneously combusted. 
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 21:38
Spent the entire day hanging out with my kids and wife. Gotta hate mid week holidays. Wasted $50 to go see Zombieland. Finally cracked a bottle of wine at 8:00 AZ time. One good thing that takes 14 hours of a holiday to happen is not a holiday.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 21:39
Thanks Goyle, had to hit the Subway for a nice BMT footlong and a 22oz bottle of Guinness from the liquor store! I'll try and fuck it out....if not I'll catch you in you morrow.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 21:53
Good evening, Had a fine vet day with some old friends from Nam, with some Desert Storm and Afganistan young'uns added. Fine time talking about and drinking to all those we miss and will never see again, as well as about the few we'll never see again and are damn glad of it.  I backread a bit and almost kicked over laughing: The stoopid Drippydick Troll has a Troll called "Dippydick". Just how low on the ladder is the troll of a troll? (funny, one of our little group is a "double vet": one for 'Nam, the other because he has an animal hospital. We called him Vet-Vet. I am somewhat hammered on beer and Canadian Maple Brandy. Not a bit sweet and didn't need no stinkin' pancakes neither, LOL.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 22:03
Cracker -- This guy is fucking insane and persistent! Gotta dip my hat to the dude. I love the photos and foud a Google utility last night that allows me to see them. I plan to spend more time on them. Some wild shit -- In the meantime, I need that fishing partner, better than a Swiss Army Knife LMAO. TY
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 22:08
Cracker -- the most amazing to me how much of this stuff he can really do. I guess perseverance in the face of adversity (with a bit of "tetched") is the key to success!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 22:11
Here's to all American Vets from whatever conflict....HOIST! I called my brother today, and although he wasn't exactly at the sharp end of the spear in Iraq..........I gave him his props. He transported some dubious rag-head motherfuckers from place to place ...suspected Al Qaeda scumbags. I hope they all hang. And what is the PC bullshit with this Ft. Hood shooting? Imagine what we thought about that? I believe you may imagine our attitudes on that.
From: bedfart
[lurker in]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 22:25
something in the air? We're all dropping off G'night from me too. TSS -get well man, i mean it cause you make need to think about my own viewpoints.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 11-Nov-2009 23:11
Well fuck you all, know you not that rabbits rule? But before I do how's about a piece of juicy jailbait?  Yummy.  This is pegged as a jackrabbit! Here in Arizona, there are many jackrabbits. BTW, jackrabbits are not rabbits, but hares. But arctic hares we NEVER see...biologists all!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 12-Nov-2009 00:49
I realize this post is not particularly involved with the psychology of clowns, all the same I reasoned you might find this useful (humorous) I’ve often wondered about the visceral reaction of many people regarding the perception of clowns. Indeed, certain individuals experience an illogical apprehension when envisioning clownage….nay; downright stark terror in some extreme cases. Fear and loathing at Barnum & Bailey. While I decry psychology as common sense masquerading as science…..I believe that the distortions of facial features manifested in those of the clownish persuasion may lead some genetically predisposed hominids to a feeling of chaos and a vicarious loss-of-reality leading to panic and the involuntary loosening of bowels. Perhaps somewhat akin to excessively dosing oneself with D-lysergic acid Diethylamide-25 and merrily proceeding to undergo a 4-hour circuitous route of ‘Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride’ at Disney world in Orlando. Let's get real.
From: daredebbil [CameronVale]
Date: 12-Nov-2009 00:53
Can you tell that I took some D-lysergic acid?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 12-Nov-2009 01:42
Droll... Silly, but droll! 'The boy with the thorn in his side Behind the hatred there lies A murderous desire for love How can they look into my eyes And still they don't believe me ? How can they hear me say those words Still they don't believe me ? And if they don't believe me now -------------- Just for Andy. Hey, I like some of the Smiths stuff...Morrissey has a decent voice, Johnny Marr is the shit on guitar. Now call ME a fag. Motherfuckers. Let's hear thaT ONE.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 12-Nov-2009 02:28
A dreaded sunny day, so I meet you at the cemetery gates, Keats and Yeats are on your side.. A dreaded sunny day so I meet you at the cemetery gates; Keats and Yeats are on your side......while Wilde is on mine So we go inside and we gravely read the stones. all those people, all those lives where are they now? With loves, and hates and passions just like mine; they were born and then they lived and then they died. (as do we all)
From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 12-Nov-2009 03:16
DD's not with us any more He went on ya know Yeah, he bit the big one He's got his own little piece of heaven now
From: pontius
Date: 12-Nov-2009 03:20
Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking When I said I'd like to smash every tooth In your head Oh ... sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking When I said by rights you should be Bludgeoned in your bed And now I know how Joan of Arc felt Now I know how Joan of Arc felt As the flames rose to her roman nose And her Walkman started to melt Oh ... Bigmouth, la ... bigmouth, la ... Bigmouth strikes again And I've got no right to take my place With the Human race
From: pontius
Date: 12-Nov-2009 03:30
DD's a pitiable sod. Most retards live a rather happy life, as they don't know any better; it's what the French call "un idiot heureux". Not DD though. Besides his obvious mental deficiencies, he seems to be a rather frustrated and angry bugger.
From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 12-Nov-2009 03:33
I disagree, p. By his own admission, DD is a great writer ... probably better than anyone ... just lazy, is all. Also, he states that he can get laid anytime he wants, based on his intelligence, charm and wit. ... Good lord -- it's worse than I thought! Put him on suicide watch ASAP!
From: pontius
Date: 12-Nov-2009 03:44
Oh I bet he can get laid any time. A) He's got a rabbit and then B) there's stuff like this, apparently equipped with a functional cunt.  As for the great writer part, riiiiight. I guess if in extension to abstract paintinging you consider abstract writing an art, then he might stand a chance indeed. You know, getting it all wrong for Art's sake and all.
From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 12-Nov-2009 04:02
Send to fleet officer: HOOD HAS ENGAGED BISMARCK Oh to be in England now that the war is here.
From: skorch
[Skorch]
Date: 12-Nov-2009 05:04
I’ve often wondered about the visceral reaction of many people regarding the perception of clowns. Indeed, certain individuals experience an illogical apprehension when envisioning clownage….nay; downright stark terror in some extreme cases. 
From: tiredofit [not me]
Date: 12-Nov-2009 05:12
--------------------------------- Ive often wondered about the visceral reaction of many people regarding the perception of clowns  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I think yer a riot, nitwit. heh heh heh
From: pontius
Date: 12-Nov-2009 06:51
Sounds like a plan, Goyle. I have no idea if life is beautiful or not, as all I'm doing these days is working.
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 12-Nov-2009 07:25
Not hardly, there's always stuff to do, I can repair the dryer, clean the truck, wash the dog, go to the gun range, the list is endless. I just enjoy doing nothing.
From: rottenfm
Date: 12-Nov-2009 07:48
sometimes nothing is something sometimes nothing is enough. and for some nothing is good enough
From: skorch
[Skorch]
Date: 12-Nov-2009 07:51
It's good you're working Pontius...many people these days are not. Work has slowed down for us the last 2 weeks, but we're getting enough in to get by... ...I don't really like all the time on my hands. Getting a lot of work done on the house, though. I have often wondered what kind of online business might bring in another stream of income...perhaps I could sell a weight-loss program, and just send people a needle & thread and a scalpel...
From: ik
Date: 12-Nov-2009 08:15
Concrete work is dismal. My patent isn't generating the money I thought it would. I'm thinking my only option is to run the sniffer and extort you guys for posting on rotten.com
From: maidenmaiden
[whatever]
Date: 12-Nov-2009 08:28
Hey guys! Still camping at Oma's. Got ridiculously good weed, so, it's tolerable. Anyways- just a drop off for those that enjoy this kinda stuff.  laters!
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 12-Nov-2009 08:32
Hey Ik. I haz a question and not sure if easy answer. I wouldn't attack this myself, but I like to have an idea on shit. Are footings and foundations for a house the same crete or is there some magic density thing ? I'm thinking leak-proof foundation must have to be more dense even with the black sealer gooky stuff. Same question for the basement floor sitting atop the drainage stone. What say you.
From: skorch
[Skorch]
Date: 12-Nov-2009 08:37
It won't work ik...to blackmail someone for showing up at Rotten, that person would have to have some sense of caring what others think. Maiden: Spooky...& cool.
From: ik
Date: 12-Nov-2009 08:46
Footings are different mud than other stuff, but only in the way that it's cheaper. Footer mix is usually 3500 PSI(pounds per square inch), if you were going to pave your driveway with concrete you'd be looking for at least 4000 PSI. So it's more or less the same stuff, but with footings you can use weaker concrete,it doesn't have to bear weather.
From: ik
Date: 12-Nov-2009 09:03
>>I'm thinking leak-proof foundation must have to be more dense even with the black sealer gooky stuff.<< If you can find leak proof concrete you're a better man than I. Concrete is porous. There's stuff you can do to seal it, but I've never heard of any concrete mix that was in and of itself watertight , and I have an inspectors certification and I've been at this for twenty years. So far no luck on leakless concrete. Ya gotta seal it.
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 12-Nov-2009 09:04
Hmm, glad I asked. I would have thought footings to be steroid injected to hold the foundation and then the rest of a house square. I'm in thought mode to build my mommy a new home, she has a firm offer now on the country place. Thanks
From: ik
Date: 12-Nov-2009 09:08
>I would have thought footings to be steroid injected to hold the foundation and then the rest of a house square. < Not steroid injected,rebar injected. Throw some steel in there young man!
From: patachu
Date: 12-Nov-2009 09:14
From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel] Date: 12-Nov-2009 07:25 Not hardly, there's always stuff to do, I can repair the dryer, clean the truck, wash the dog, go to the gun range, the list is endless. ^^^^   
From: cruelty
[Because Life Isn't Fair.]
Date: 12-Nov-2009 09:17
Make sure when estimating yardage of concrete to factor out the rebar. Since in a 9 yard load you will only get 8.7 yard roughly out of the truck. Then with concrete you use a common waste of 10% for the entire footer. The waste accounts for oversplash and irregularities in digging depth. Anyways, designing a rebar system is fun, but building them is a completely different bitch altogether. Throw around some concrete ideas of size house and what-not and I might be able to help draw something up on CAD.
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 12-Nov-2009 09:17
>>I'm thinking leak-proof foundation must have to be more dense even with the black sealer gooky stuff.<< // I just worded that wrong. You know what I meant. I know it has to be sprayed/tarred and was just wondering if a different mix density was involved. I'm guessing weather up here is very important. We could hit -20 tomorrow with no warning. Pouring in say Feb would be kinda tarded, yes ?
From: cruelty
[Because Life Isn't Fair.]
Date: 12-Nov-2009 09:31
From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package] Date: 12-Nov-2009 09:17 I'm guessing weather up here is very important. We could hit -20 tomorrow with no warning. Pouring in say Feb would be kinda tarded, yes ? ================= http://www.na.graceconstruction.com/custom/concrete/downloads/TB_0106.pdf For your portion of the country it will be too expensive, wait for it to warm up. That's why I enjoy the south, no snow or frozen ground to deal with in my estimates
From: ik
Date: 12-Nov-2009 09:32
From: cruelty [Because Life Isn't Fair.] Date: 12-Nov-2009 09:17 You sound new. But at least you want to be involved with the worst profession there is. Welcome aboard.
From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 12-Nov-2009 09:35
A touchscreen gathers mucus-y goo I transfer my flu from me unto you
From: ik
Date: 12-Nov-2009 09:38
Couldn't you mix your concrete using hydraulic cement?...expensive...but would it work? Yeah, it works, and it's uber kickass strong. But like you said,it's a bit pricey. No pouring footers out of that.
From: cruelty
[Because Life Isn't Fair.]
Date: 12-Nov-2009 09:54
Fairly new poster, but long time lurker. I'm not interested solely in the worst profession Ik, I estimate job costs. With new construction there will always be concrete, unless for some god awful reason they use pilings, which costs more in time for the projects duration. Hydraulic concrete is meant for live loads, such as a motor, or a 40+ ton (Output not weight) chilling unit. A house is not a live load, unless you live on a fault line, which is then your own fault for not having the site geo-thermal tested prior to construction. Just stick with the regular 3,500 psi with a slump of about 5 and no fly ash. This helps drying time since it will not have to eat through all of the water. And you can even have a chemical added to speed up or slow down the drying time of concrete. Oh, and spray your forms with release oil so that the concrete will not adhere as easily to the boards.
From: ik
Date: 12-Nov-2009 09:59
>Just stick with the regular 3,500 psi with a slump of about 5 and no fly ash. This helps drying time since it will not have to eat through all of the water. And you can even have a chemical added to speed up or slow down the drying time of concrete. Oh, and spray your forms with release oil so that the concrete will not adhere as easily to the boards. < You're cute. I hope you're a girl.
From: patachu
Date: 12-Nov-2009 10:03
"Leak proof concrete"     Would it stop body fluids from leaking out?
From: patachu
Date: 12-Nov-2009 10:08
^^^^ I just noticed that they cut into the corpse with the disc cutter.
From: cruelty
[Because Life Isn't Fair.]
Date: 12-Nov-2009 10:08
From: patachu Date: 12-Nov-2009 10:03 Would it stop body fluids from leaking out? ==================== Yes it will, since it concrete will actually draw the moisture out of your body. This can cause chromate poisoning, my boss has it on his hands.
From: skorch
[Skorch]
Date: 12-Nov-2009 10:15
As Patachu's post points out, you shouldn't really buy pre-forms, because if the mob has encased a squealer inside, that weakens your entire structure... ...it's also why you shouldn't eat hot-dogs...
From: ik
Date: 12-Nov-2009 10:31
"Yes it will, since it concrete will actually draw the moisture out of your body. This can cause chromate poisoning, my boss has it on his hands." Concrete poisoning is nothing nice. It was worse and more prevalent before they made calcium chloride all but illegal.  Some of us balls to the wall get it done at any cost guys still use calcium chloride as an accelerator. FUCK YEAH!!
From: toady [Yes, it is me, troll]
Date: 12-Nov-2009 10:59
From: cruelty [Because Life Isn't Fair.] Date: 12-Nov-2009 10:01 Thankfully I am not Ik. Women usually tell me that's my best feature too. ------------------------ LOL! I knew alcohol ik had a bad reputation amongst self-respecting women, but I didn't know it was that bad. I see yer back ik. How did detox go this time? Yer got a lot a nerve showing up here again. Just wait till Norace and Legacy get here.
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 12-Nov-2009 11:02
Sent the Lad to emerg. His hand looked fine this morning, but he called from school and its 3 or 4 times size now ? (ya, road rash thing) He'll call me when he gets there. Now this crete thing. Isn't hydro the norm these days ? I'm an hour away from St Mary's Cement. That town is Portland and Quarry rock. Ik, you get my pics of my house corner stones ? That's where they came from. This town has test holes (2 acre by way deep). Half of one is a public pool now. The other half is off limits because there are a whack of old vehicles and stuff that didn't make it out when the water came in. I'll find a link.
From: toady [Yes, it is me, troll]
Date: 12-Nov-2009 11:03
If I'm ever in Lancaster trying to get a chick I know what my pick up line will be... "Hey baby, I'm not ik."
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 12-Nov-2009 11:07
That didn't take long. http://www.townofstmarys.com/discover/things_to_see_and_do/quarry.aspx?id=49 Just a side note. I used to fuck the ass off the owners daughter when I was in College. Linds are related to the Segrams (whiskey folk). I must have been more retarded back then not to hook into that family. *Big Sigh*
From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 12-Nov-2009 12:05
If we ain't litigatin' we vegetatin'
From: allang
[Lord Pavesini]
Date: 12-Nov-2009 12:29
You people sure seem to know a lot about concrete. Where you all in the construction business? I was in the construction business. Yeah, it was called Lego. It came in a fucking box.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 12-Nov-2009 12:36
IK what is the best (or least bad) patching material for my miserable concrete patio (which did a bit of cracking afte tan earthquake a few years back). We have rain, and seldom if ever very light frost.
From: allang
[Lord Pavesini]
Date: 12-Nov-2009 12:37
Lots of pieces in a fucking box. Different shapes and sizes, but all of them with little round bumps on top and holes in the bottom, and you'd get to stick them onto each other and build castles, or the Death Star, or fucking Dollyworld.
From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 12-Nov-2009 12:43
Erectiles be penetratiously spear-ior whilst scrotiles be juxtapositiously inferior
From: allang
[Lord Pavesini]
Date: 12-Nov-2009 13:18
Here's a note...watching British movies will do things to your karma. Now I can't get rid of the accent. Allright? Innit? Fuck if you people know. Two large gins, two pints of cider. Ice in the cider. How am I feeling? Fucking arseholed. Gerrof, willya? Slimy bugger tried havin me on. Six quid for a fucking kaftan? You seen that? Fucked up is what it is... Jesus Christ, please, somebody, an Adam Sandler movie, QUICK!
From: gargoyle1
Date: 12-Nov-2009 13:22
Adam Sandler makes me want to choke him to death slowly. I fucking hate that jew boy piece of shit.
From: allang
[Lord Pavesini]
Date: 12-Nov-2009 13:25
Hey, leave the goofy jew alone. The moment the first grown man turned his baseball cap backwards and nobody fucking stopped him, WHAM! Adam Sandler has a career! Who else could pull that shit off?
From: allang
[Lord Pavesini]
Date: 12-Nov-2009 13:30
An Ode to my Lego Bricks  My lego bricks My lego bricks My motherfucking lego bricks I can't play with them any more. I wanna build lighthouses and castles and beach buggies with 5 inches of ground clearance and little nativity scenes. I want my fucking childhood back. 
From: skorch
[Skorch]
Date: 12-Nov-2009 13:33
Allang, you're a natural for this type of building material... http://nicolettet.wordpress.com/2009/10/09/spinning-straw-into-gold-straw-bale-houses/ 
From: skorch
[Skorch]
Date: 12-Nov-2009 13:43
From: allang [Lord Pavesini] Date: 12-Nov-2009 13:25 Hey, leave the goofy jew alone. The moment the first grown man turned his baseball cap backwards and nobody fucking stopped him, WHAM! Adam Sandler has a career! Who else could pull that shit off? **************** The first people to wear their caps on backwards were mechanics back in the 30's, 40's, & 50's...it got the bill out of the way. Just like the saying "I'll bust a cap on your ass" came from back in the 1800's and refers to the cap detonator on the old cap & ball pistols... 
From: allang
[Lord Pavesini]
Date: 12-Nov-2009 13:57
I never said he was. It's just fascinating he's managed to find a way to make ridiculous amounts of money doing what he does, which is to say, nothing.
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