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Stoning Koalas Down Under
Brisbane Times | Submitted by: athenstexman
"Animal rescue workers believe a gang of men is responsible for bashing a baby koala to death in a Kallangur park last week and attempting to stone a mother koala from its tree... "This gang has been pinning cane toads to trees and on another occasion they nailed several live magpies to trees. This is very disturbing and we cannot tolerate it. This is one of the worst cases I have seen."
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From: csi [can't stand idiots]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 09:41
all right lets hear it for the future cereal killers of the the world.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 09:57
I'll tell you what and all..these bloody Qoalas are some vicious fuckers from what I've read. Sure, they eat eucalyptus leaves and get stoned and hang out in the trees all day. Cool. But from what I've read from naturalist sources, the fuckers bite and apparently ain't nothin' nice. Aggressive and territorial.  Cute....why not pet the offspring?  Can I pet you hon.........rrriipppppp!
From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 10:12
let he who hath no adorability cast the first stone directly into this little cuddley baby koala's face 
From: guitarded [Jimi Vaughan]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 10:25
Balack Obama. Look, I just substituted the "r" in Barack for an "l", and it's fucking hilarious.
From: tat2dchick
[The Tattooed Lady]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 10:54
"But from what I've read from naturalist sources, the fuckers bite and apparently ain't nothin' nice. Aggressive and territorial." Of course. They're wild animals. Never wise to approach a wild animal. But I'm betting you won't find many, if any, accounts of unprovoked koala attacks on humans, household pets, etc.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 11:17
Never wise to approach a wild animal. Fucking brilliant T2.....and here I thought I had an undergrad Bio and Chem double major! Silly I. Gots more too.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-Aug-2008 11:40
Takes a real man to have to get a gang together to throw stones at a normally passive, peaceful and cute little animal. This group needs to be caught, tied together in a bunch and have boulders dropped on them from 60 feet up.
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 12:19
It takes a real man to get a group of his buddies together and torture small, helpless animals. Goyle, your idea has merit, but I fear they would die too quickly. I say leave them to the tender mercies of small creatures.....smear them with syrup and stake them to an ant hill. Remove the skeletons when the ants are done and we will have us a few dandy skulls to enjoy.
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 12:48
Animal rescue workers believe a gang of men is responsible for bashing a baby koala to death in a Kallangur park last week and attempting to stone a mother koala from its tree... ***** http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHZe03u0kYU
From: kdp
[Calif - Ex Patraite]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 13:14
"But in this case we are dealing with a group of men that started with magpies and toads and last week bashed to death a koala. Who knows what is next?" Kangaroos hanging from power lines?
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 13:19
"hoons that are just sickening people," I learned a new word today. Hoons. Doesn't sound very tough. I guess I will try it out on some Mexican gang bangers that live a neighborhood over. Wish me luck.
From: sp00k
Date: 14-Aug-2008 13:49
From: kdp [Calif - Ex Patraite] Date: 14-Aug-2008 13:14 "But in this case we are dealing with a group of men that started with magpies and toads and last week bashed to death a koala. Who knows what is next?" Kangaroos hanging from power lines? =====  Bring it. We'll see who'll be hanging from a power line, ay mate
From: sp00k
Date: 14-Aug-2008 13:50
Doughnut - Do us a favor hey? Have a friend video tape from across the street.
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 14:14
Pinning toads to trees, eh? I may know these people.
From: underchunders [Aloysius]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 15:23
Leave the koalas alone you pricks, they're harmless apart from pissing on you. Go for the drop bears instead. Those buggers will rip your throat out if you're not on the lookout. Fuck the cane toads, nasty fucking bastards. We used to chop 'em up with spades on nightly hunts. Running them over with a car at speed is good too - they make lovely popping noises. Great fun. And leave the maggies alone too, they're intelligent friendly birds with the most beautiful, unique song.
From: skyeyez9
[Marie]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 16:28
You would assume a cute little animal like the koala would utter cute noises. I heard one before and it sounded like a cross between a pig snorting and a moose getting raped.
From: skyeyez9
[Marie]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 16:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFtrIGxst4U Koala making that noise. Still adorable little critters regardless IMO.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 16:56
Good stuff Marie..they ARE cute little fuckers aren't they? Not exactly songbirds though....sounds a bit like a cross 'twixt a tiger growl and a tapir snort.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 17:02
 Marie, he and Dallas should go fishing......the doggy has his tackle eh?
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 17:10
I heard that Kola's are "stoned" all the time from the "effects" of the eucalyptus leaves they eat.. Anyone else read this? If so , I doubt the teddy bear even "realized" what was happening to it. At ... least I hope so.
From: ltjackboot
[name]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 17:22
whatever-Cane toads are a major pain in the ass anyway and magpies are just over glorified crows (aka flying rats). I need these guys to come over and deal with some unwanted seagulls for me.
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 17:31
I heard that Kola's are "stoned" all the time from the "effects" of the eucalyptus leaves they eat.. Anyone else read this? ******************* Yeah, it's bullshit. They're not stoned.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 17:57
 This film is both hilarious and at the same informative about the cane toads and their ecological impact upon the Australian ecosystem. Some love the amphibians (kids have them as pets) whilst most consider them heinous pests and go out of their way to crush them under the wheels of their vehicles.
From: skyeyez9
[Marie]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 18:25
I was being sarcastic, although I'm sure somebody, somewhere right this secong is eyeing a moose and thinking to himself: "I'd hit it!" ................... From: gargoyle1 Date: 14-Aug-2008 16:51 Wonders where, how and when Marie heard a moose being raped?
From: skyeyez9
[Marie]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 18:27
DD Dallas is a big wimp and would probaby get his nose bitten off by that devil. Although he has gotten pretty fierce when a stranger tried to take a short cut thru our backyard.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Aug-2008 21:13
Marie, Dallas is silly indeed........but a handsome beasty. Keep yer tackle-box in the closet ya silly woman! His 'hang-dog' expressions are fucking priceless though.  In truth though............that silly hound ALWAYS looks like a jew going to the showers at Treblinka!!
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 15-Aug-2008 00:02
From: underchunders [Aloysius] Date: 14-Aug-2008 15:23 And leave the maggies alone too, they're intelligent friendly birds with the most beautiful, unique song. *** Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise...
From: pundit [likeIsaid pundit]
Date: 15-Aug-2008 03:32
soooooo this is the latest group to be kicked out of PETA because they thought membership meant Pammy Anderson would give them a blow job?
From: sp00k
Date: 15-Aug-2008 08:10
From: skyeyez9 [Marie] Date: 14-Aug-2008 16:28 You would assume a cute little animal like the koala would utter cute noises ===== I held a Koala once. You had to put on this big padded smock first. The fuckers have fur like a brillo pad, stink like cough drops and have these big ass claws. Not exactly cuddly but she was kind of cute.
From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 15-Aug-2008 08:57
And thus the holy Koala was nailed to a tree to die for the sins of the world. What an Obamanation to animals. lol
From: luckyvet
[smith]
Date: 16-Aug-2008 20:32
Westerners kill & eat millions of animals a day that are all capable of feeling the same pain / fear / emotions that koala bears feel. But kill a cute fuzzy lil baby koala and you give new meaning to the words scum of the earth. Thats almost as evil as killing bunnies.
Updated: 16-Aug-2008 20:33
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