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He Who Skips Breakfast Is Hornier (in Japan)
Reuters | Submitted by: Jean
"Teens who skip breakfast as middle school students tend to have sex at an earlier age than those who start the day with a proper meal, a government-backed Japanese medical researcher said on Friday... The average age of first-time sex for those who said they ate breakfast every day as a middle school student was 19.4, while for those who skipped breakfast, the average age was 17.5."
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From: pontius
Date: 29-Dec-2008 14:47
What a smart study, fucking idiots. Those who eat less are less fat and get laid more easily. Uh, now you're amazed, eh. Breakfast my ass.
From: cool [a;sldkfj]
Date: 29-Dec-2008 15:05
nah skipping breakfast doesn't make you fitter or healthier. it's the same thing that leads to desparate fornication among starving prison camp inmates.... when the body senses that it isn't going to be around for long, it goes into reproductive overdrive.
From: cuda1179 [Matt]
Date: 29-Dec-2008 15:31
God I hate co-relative studies. ANyone with a background in statistical math can tell you why. All it tells you is that two things change with eachother, not that one causes the other. It could also be that a third factor causes both. It could be that sluts just don't eat breakfast. It could be that low income families have children that have sex sooner and are also less likely to have breakfast. It could also be that single-parent families cause both.
From: vandal [Buster Hymen]
Date: 29-Dec-2008 16:29
Sluts!!! Theeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeee GREAT!!!
From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 29-Dec-2008 18:10
Quess I'll skip breakfast to go eat some pussy instead.
From: mrsstipic [Mrs. Stipic]
Date: 30-Dec-2008 00:41
I guess if you don't get your sausage at the table you'll just go find some in underwear.
From: zebrabob [zebrabobsgotabigone]
Date: 30-Dec-2008 10:42
and yet those two balogna and cheese sandwhiches I had every morning before school got me laid by age 16. Guess that blows their statistics!
From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 30-Dec-2008 10:55
From: pontius Date: 29-Dec-2008 14:47 What a smart study, fucking idiots. Those who eat less are less fat and get laid more easily. Uh, now you're amazed, eh. Breakfast my ass. * * * * * * * * * Well, if you insist, Pontius, but I would prefer not to have your ass for breakfast, right on?
From: jaybegood
[Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 30-Dec-2008 14:23
"Teens who skip breakfast as middle school students tend to have sex at an earlier age than those who start the day with a proper meal.." That explains all that "fap, fap, fap" sound coming from the back of the bus!
From: rev [meupnpopmyclutch]
Date: 30-Dec-2008 15:39
Who says the cause/effect isn't in the other direction? Too horny to eat breakfast? Could also be some unnamed factor producing the correlation effect. Not everything has to be so simple. Even when it is, most people can get it wrong if they want to.
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 30-Dec-2008 21:57
Teens who skip breakfast as middle school students tend to have sex at an earlier age than those who start the day with a proper meal, a government-backed Japanese medical researcher said on Friday. ***** This explains SO much! Although my not eating breakfast and losing my virginity at the ripe ol age of 13 had more to do with my heavy drinking, and hanging around fellow young teen boozers than whether or not I had a bowl of Wheaties in the morning....
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 31-Dec-2008 12:17
Then again I think the heaping bowl of soggy Wheaties, half eaten(slow because it was gross), then a runny soft-boiled egg poured on it. Must eat at all costs. Then a 16oz glass of frozen-mix OJ, must finish. ...I was the undisputed FARTMASTER all day long, often asked to sit in back at school and with 6ft space around. I had one Polish friend who grew up on Kielbasa and Sauerkraut, however who relegated me to #2 fartmaster. He and I are still good friends to this day(for other reasons-racing buddy/mechanic).
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 31-Dec-2008 17:13
So Other, you two don't still hang out and toot up a storm anymore? Just slam back four cans of baked beans each, wash em down with a dark beer or six and proceed to foul the air just for fun? Cause that's how I plan on ringing in the New Year. Boy the GF is gonna be pissed....
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 31-Dec-2008 22:03
Ain't seen him in a few years. All I know is that even gasoline couldn't hide the odor, nor open exhaust noise either. It IS nice to still take my hands out from under the pillow AFTER tossing the covers off my bed.
From: ballsosteel [and not even male!]
Date: 7-Jan-2009 22:20
Well that's just stupid. I had breakfast every morning of my young life and it didn't slow me down losing my virginity at ... uh ... let's just say well before 16. No, I wasn't fat. (I was one of those hummingbird kids - always moving, skinny as a rail) No, I didn't lose my virginity to my sibling. (Geesh, you have to explain all the details around here.) Stupid study.
Updated: 7-Jan-2009 22:20
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