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McShizzle Kicked It Old School
London Telegraph | Submitted by: DoubtfulPubes
"Rap music originated in the medieval taverns of Scotland rather than the mean streets of the Bronx and Brooklyn, an American academic has claimed... According to the theory, Scottish slave owners took the tradition with them to the United States, where it was adopted and developed by slaves, emerging many years later as rap."
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From: gargoyle1
Date: 29-Dec-2008 14:55
So some camel jockey thinks the Scots invented crap? He's been sniffing too much camel ass I think. Shove his head in a meat grinder.
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 29-Dec-2008 14:56
>>Comparing flyting and rap battles, he said: "Two people engage in ritual verbal duelling and the winner has the last word in the argument, with the loser falling conspicuously silent."<< In my school we called that "busting". Good fun, especially when the busted kid starts crying.
From: cuda1179 [Matt]
Date: 29-Dec-2008 15:32
Yet another thing the White man invented that blacks ruined.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 29-Dec-2008 17:23
From: jaybegood [Sir Robin of D'Hood] Date: 29-Dec-2008 15:30 Rap oiriginated in Scotland? LOL! You try rapping in Gaelic! You'll tie your tongue in a knot! ================== You could permanently damage yourself trying that 
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 29-Dec-2008 19:05
Yeah no shit rap was invented before some American monkey stuttered it. Who gives a shit WHERE or WHEN it was created? It's fucking RAP ffs. It's nothing more than shitting out molested words that rhyme (or maybe even don't), with no regard whatsoever on whether or not the shit even makes sense. I'd wager every race, in every single nation that is or ever was on this shithole we call Earth has invented rap itself at one time or another. Over, and over again.
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 29-Dec-2008 19:10
It is hilarious though. The fuckers didn't even invent rap themselves. White boys made that shit too. LOL! Have the darkest of the darkies invented anything but rape, kwanzaa or e-mail bank account scams?
From: beavis4000
[Who?]
Date: 29-Dec-2008 20:05
 "Now what you hear is not a test, I'm wrappin' to the beat. Me, my friends, and the groove are gonna try to move your feet."
From: johnnythefox [Johnny the Fox]
Date: 29-Dec-2008 22:25
HAHA most ridiculous shit that i've ever heard. The brits love to take credit for what Americans do. Rap, meaning "talking over someone else's recorded music as its own art" was invented in Jamaica in 1950 and brought to the Bronx in 1973 by DJ Kool Herc. Jamaica's "rap" style is still going strong there, too.
From: larry
[larry]
Date: 30-Dec-2008 03:44
And Jazz started out as Negro Spirituals and Ragtime. But who besides Ken Burns gives a fuck anymore?
From: scarfface
[Schmutamongus]
Date: 30-Dec-2008 09:17
Proof that rap originated in Scotland Oh gi'e to me a shillin' for some fags, and I'll pay ye back on Thursday; but if you wait till Saturday, I'm expecting a divvy from the Harpenden Building Society ...and Can I have, fifty pounds to mend the shed? I'm right on my uppers. I can pay you back when this postal order comes, from Australia. Honestly. Hope the bladder trouble's getting better. Love, Ewan. Ewan MacTeagle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kc_iWPnjtCI
From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 30-Dec-2008 10:52
no way they invented rap  but I've heard people from round them parts know a thing or2 'bout a thing or2 'bout fightin'
From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 30-Dec-2008 10:59
Rap, rap rap, they call him the rapper. Crap, crap, crap, it's sung in the crapper, and on and on and on, ad infinitum.
From: monkeynuts
[MonkeyNuts]
Date: 30-Dec-2008 11:57
From: johnnythefox [Johnny the Fox] Date: 29-Dec-2008 22:25 HAHA most ridiculous shit that i've ever heard. The brits love to take credit for what Americans do. --------------------- We invented YOU!
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 30-Dec-2008 22:03
Rap music originated in the medieval taverns of Scotland rather than the mean streets of the Bronx and Brooklyn, an American academic has claimed. **** Okay the Scottish may have invented rap, but they also invented Skullsplitter ale:  So I guess we'll just have to call this one a push, eh?
From: jeanrenais [Inbred French Faggot]
Date: 31-Dec-2008 07:39
No! Rap music started in France! France was 1st to do rap music!
From: mir [It's all fun and games until somebody loses a war]
Date: 31-Dec-2008 10:59
Camel jockey? He is most likely jewish.
From: simonjester [Bill Vojtech]
Date: 31-Dec-2008 12:27
http://www.amazon.com/Black-Rednecks-Liberals-Thomas-Sowell/dp/1594030863
From: eauclaireliberal [eauclaireliberal]
Date: 31-Dec-2008 23:08
Well with songs like "drowning on dry land" it is a possibility. Pass the whiskey.
From: heineken
[it's beer]
Date: 1-Jan-2009 11:55
Leading to the theory that the abomination that was "beat-boxing" was invented through an attempt at playing a freshly dead porch monkey like an accordion.
From: ltjackboot
[name]
Date: 1-Jan-2009 14:32
So old whitey is responsible for rap now eh? What do y'all honkey nigga haters think of that shit? lol fuck you, I don't care.
Updated: 1-Jan-2009 14:33
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