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From: inthebeginning [(It Was Real Good)]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 00:20

From: ladyamethyst [Michelle]
Date: 1-Jan-2009 18:06

I remember getting a call from the Sheriffs department one day at work out of the blue. Asked me my name...address...ss #..etc..and I started getting freaked out. As it turns out...our youngest had called 911...because PRESCHOOL told her in an emergency thats what you do. She wanted spaggettios...and we were out...which to a 3 year old, that constitutes and emergency. The Sheriff finally was convinced I was ME...and told me about the conversation. It went something like this:

911 whats your emergency?
I'm hungry.
Where's your mom?
I dunno. She's missin.
Where's your dad?
Out in the woods diggin a hole.
___________________________________________

This reminds me of the time I opened my front door to two burly cops with skeptical faces who said they were investigating a complaint of "child-abuse" called in by my 10-year-old daughter. They asked me to produce my daughter so they could talk to her. When they asked her to state the "nature of the abuse," she told them that I was being real mean and abusing her because I had told her that she had to stay in her room and not ever to come out until she had cleaned it up.

With no change of skeptical expression, one cop asked her to show him her room, and she took him to it. After viewing it, he apologised to me for taking up my time, saying that the PD had to investigate ALL child-abuse complaints.

Then he turned to my daughter and told her that they were leaving but that they would return in two hours, and if her room wasn't clean, they would arrest her for "Littering" and "Maintaining a Public Nuisance."

They didn't come back, but two hours later her room was in uncommonly good condition.

Cops are your friends, under the right conditions.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 00:29

Cops are your friends, under the right conditions.
======================================

Like doctors. The law of averages says since there are no absolutes, the luck of the draw will get you a decent human being every now and then.

From: mikeisgreen [Mike]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 00:30

OK, so I'm Green again; not a bowl, but a roll, and I don't feel so mean.

FUCK YOU ALL!

I've been a total ass, and I make no excuses; it was fun.

I decided to have a souvlaki pita, a submarine, and a pizza for dins.

It makes me wonder what happened to the Saran Wrap, the Squirrel, the Rope, and the Bicycle?

Did anyone bring mayo?

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 00:36

Ikthool, Happy Birthday!

A cake-

A present, you get to do the clean up-

I guess, you have to clic it, kinda like being wrapped.

And some advice-
Stay young, Ik, at least, young at heart.

AND

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 00:39

Well, shit, it didn't work on preview.

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 00:43

Fuck you too, Mike, I have to re-up.

Morning, Andro. You still couch bound?

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 00:46

Back to bed with ye, wonderful phoe.

I sleep alone, yeah with nobody else.
Ya know when I sleep alone, I prefer to be by myself...
(My profanation of a George Thorogood song)

From: mikeisgreen [Mike]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 00:48

Ik, is it really the day we've been cursed with your existence?

Happy birthday!

Peace, love, and all that crap.

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 00:49

I slept about 4 hrs, Andro. That's a good sleep for
me. Actually damn good. Didn't wake up once.
*up for the duration

From: tetheredgoat [tetheredgoat]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 00:50

Minutes later the control staff heard the crew enter the house. A police source said: "What they heard after their ambulance crew arrived frankly astonished them.

"Apparently their first reaction was to comment on the untidy and unkempt state of the house. Then they are heard to comment on seeing Mr Baker and allegedly saying that it was not worth bothering to try to carry out resuscitation to try to save him. They then are heard discussing what to tell ambulance control and allegedly decide to say that he was already dead when they arrived.
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Sounds pretty clear cut from the article, but I'd be curious to listen to the recording itself - particularly how many 'minutes later' they arrived? Also, how severe was the heart attack? - the patient clearly wasn't writhing on the ground, or that would have been audible, probably even his breathing. You can get considerable gain from a handset, particularly when you analyse the recording.

While its apparently callous to comment on the state of the house, this is a comment on entering a strange house at night (probably unlit given the time) carrying their equipment.

The article itself states that they hadn't yet seen him, and they probably weren't even in the same room as him.(unless an infirm 59 year old collapsed right next to the front door in the early hours of the morning).

It may have very little to do with their medical opinion about whether they decided he was 'worth saving'. If so, what's sinister about talking about what you'd tell the control.

If the prick at ambulance control had any competence they would have screamed blue murder at them over the patients phone, or immediately set about rheaming them through their RATEL, so I doubt the sat around twiddling their thumbs.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 00:53

Morning, Andro. You still couch bound?
=========================

Not stuck there, but headed back there.

From: kushed
Date: 2-Jan-2009 00:54

Reality is a crutch for people who cant handle drugs.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 00:56

G'night, phoe. Happy bday, ik.

Slumber trumps consciousness any day and every day. I'm not tired but I hate being awake.

From: bedfart [lurker in]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 00:57

Happy new year.

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 00:58

Let me rephrase that-
I did wake up only once and then I got up.

You fuckers are to be notified if I don't wake up at all.

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 01:00

LMAO Loma -- Too damn funny for this time of the night.

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Phoe -- Short time sleeper here too. 3 to 4 hrs is my max unless I'm in the horsepittle and doped to the gills.

I'm glad I can arrange my work around my nutty habits.

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Goat, I'm still trying to figure you where you are going (or went) with your comment.

I could stand some unconfusion.

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 01:06

GD, sometimes it catches up with me and I go unconscious
for about 12 hours. My sleep pattern, it disturbs people.
I say fuck 'em and leave me be.

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 01:10

"3 to 4 hrs is my max "

According some such study this is going to kill us before
our 'time'. I'm am not sure when my original 'time' was
so it doesn't bother me.

From: bedfart [lurker in]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 01:14

GD -I found myself wondering if I came off as yanking your chain about the swords.
One of my glitches is picking odd minutia that most people aren't accustomed to "hiding".
Sometimes it makes me look good (when I can run with it) other times it just goes awkward.

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 01:15

Anyone else eatin fun shape chicken nuggets at 4:00 in the
morning?
Dinosaur shapes! RAWR!

Mine were minus the frost bite. eww
And they were on a plate not the counter top.

From: bedfart [lurker in]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 01:21

Phoenix -you don't wanna look at the correlation between scattered sleep
and other health issues.

do you do the blink out for 5-20 mins thing and then sleep is shot the night?

From: mikeisgreen [Mike]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 01:21

DAMMIT! Now I want chicken nuggets. as if souvlaki, submarine, and pizza weren't enough.

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 01:22

Not one bit, Bedfart.

I'm just a sword nut LOL

My only disappointment was that they don't give prices. Damn churlish of them.

From: bedfart [lurker in]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 01:23

Blind munchies, ehh?

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 01:24

Mike, who let you out?

Cruel thing to bring up.

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 01:24

Mike, Haha

BF, no, but a lot of times if I don't go to sleep when
I am feeling tired PDQ, I pass right by my sleep window
like I was never tired at all.
Usually, if I go to bed I can fall asleep for at least
a few hours.

From: mikeisgreen [Mike]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 01:27

Now I want maple syrup.

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 01:29

Exactly, Phoe.

Problem is that often remember to brush my teeth, pee, and feed the cats just as I am on the slope of sound sleep.

Then all is lost.

From: mikeisgreen [Mike]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 01:29

I suppose these Black Forest turnover cookies will have to do.

From: mikeisgreen [Mike]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 01:31

GD, you only need to remember to feed the cats. That way they won't have to feed on you when all else fails.

From: mikeisgreen [Mike]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 01:33

I am utterly skunked.

Just thought I'd share.

From: bedfart [lurker in]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 01:36

GD -I hear ya, for me $6 a pop lunesta and you get about one yawn and the window's gone.

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 01:37

From: mikeisgreen [Mike]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 01:27

Now I want maple syrup.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
With what? Or just out of the bottle?
Would you eat it with a spoon, would you eat
it in your room...
Oh, sorry, channeling Dr, Seuss.

GD, it is my opinion that no one can understand it unless
it is their way also. Lots of people think I am nuts.
That may be true, but I don't have to work at this erratic
sleep stuff. It just comes natural. Seems we have the
same condition. Kindred spirits?

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 01:39

Goodnight, fellow owls, I'll give it the ole college try. I'll feed the fish tomorrow. They're too small to chew on my toes.

Zzzzzzzzzzzz...

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 01:40

Phoe, in more ways than one, I see more and more.

Goodnight, luv.

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 01:43

Goodnight/morning, GD, don't let the fishy bite.

From: bedfart [lurker in]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 02:09

Enjoy your buzz Mike.

From: tetheredgoat [tetheredgoat]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 02:53

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 01:00

Goat, I'm still trying to figure you where you are going (or went) with your comment.

I could stand some unconfusion.
---
At the end of the day, the heart attack was severe enough to have killed the patient by the time the paramedics left the premises.

The dispatcher was in a position to instantly contact the paramedics over the patient’s phone which was in his hand (and alternatively contact them within seconds by their radios/telephone).

The line was clearly still open or else the recording wouldn't have occured. Presumably the dispatcher would have kept listening and trying to talk to the patient for the mere 'minutes' it took to get the paramedics on scene.

If the dispatcher had any reason to doubt the paramedics’ level of motivation they just had to bring their attention to the fact their comments and lack of treatment were being recorded.

The dispatcher clearly didn't intervene or else that patient would have arrived at hospital covered in defib paddles, and chock full of tubes and drugs.

I’m suspicious of the way the journalist compresses the timeline by simply using the phrases 'instantly dispatched' and ‘within minutes’. The recording would provide a very precise timeline of:
- The patient losing consciousness (and ceasing to writhe/breathe).
- The point at which the EMT’s were first able to assess the patient.
- How long they took to assess him.

Objective evidence of their attempts to save their dead patient (or their negligence) would be evident by whether you could hear them try to defibrilate him etc. not by their comments.

The EMT’s comment on the messy state of the house needs to be put in the context that they were trying to carry equipment through an unfamiliar house, with things scattered on the floor, in the middle of the night. This may or may not have been appropriate, in any case I doubt it informed their decision making.

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 03:31

From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package]
Date: 1-Jan-2009 07:24

I remember last year Theo had a list that I almost pissed myself laughing at.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Same for me, it's been in my bio this whole time. I also saved
Buckwheat's too, which I found funny, but had a feeling he
copied from somewhere. Still funny.

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 1-Jan-2008 06:55

This year, I resolve to...

- Gain another 25 pounds.
- Stop exercising.
- Read less.
- Watch more TV.
- Procrastinate more (Starting tomorrow).
- Get in a whole NEW rut!
- Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace.
- Eat only cloned meat.
- Create loose ends.
- Get further in debt.
- Transmit more inter-species diseases.
- Spread out my priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.
- Wait around for opportunity.
- Focus on the faults of others.
- Mope about my faults.
________________________________
From: bukweat [otay]
Date: 1-Jan-2008 06:49

Top 10 new year resolutions:
1. I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh,
get my, er... I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!

2. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning... 4:30 is
much more practical.

3. When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"

4. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the
phone at the same time with the same person.

5. I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.

6. I will stop sending e-mail to my roommate.

7. I resolve to work with neglected children... my own.

8. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm I answer
e-mail.

9. When I subscribe to a newsgroup or mailing list, I will read all
the mail I get from it.

10. I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 03:34

Ahhhh, memories...

From: conspiracy [Theory]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 03:34

There is a list of people I would have liked to meet. Capote is one on the list. The list can go on and on of those I didn't get the chance to meet.(Elvis , Nixon , Warhol , Monroe , Burns , Dangerfield , JFK & .JR , I could go all day ) All for reasons that matter to me , ask if you want to know.
What is surprising , when you make a list , the people you DO meet.

And , truth be told , there are people on this forum I would like to meet , face to face. ABC , GD , DS , SBL , TSS , Goyle , MS Kiss Kiss

, Mikeisgreen ,Gypsy , and the list goes on and on. Again , for reasons that matter to me , ask if you want to know

4 on this forum have stayed at my house ( one for 2 weeks , and don't ask , if they want you to know , they will tell , and if they are truthful , I will let you know , and if full of bull , I'll let you know also) , many email me , many others call often( use my cell # if no answer at home , that thing is with me 24/7 ) . Some I had coffee/drinks with while on a "stay-over" at the airport.

The idea of a rotten convention sounds kinda good , but I doubt it will ever happen.

Don't the UK have "free" health-care ?

They got their monies worth.(?)

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 03:36

WAKE THE FUCK UP, PEOPLE!

No, really

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 03:40

Good morning, Conspiracy!

I see I am not on your list.

I have to go now. Things to do.

Walk the dogs
water plants
fill water bowls
make coffee
drink coffee
watch fox and friends

See, I have a busy life. I just couldn't squeeze
in a meeting anyway.

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 03:44

Goat, the usual practice is for the operator to terminate the conversation as soon as the EMTs are on the site.

It appears that the 999 operator did not disconnect before moving on to another call nor did the EMTs hang up the phone. Operator was not listening to the EMTs, but the call was still being recorded.

The stupid mess came to view when the tape was checked out, usual practice after a fatality.

Trying to find a plausible "story" to tell control is just not cricket. Neither is deciding not to try to resuscitate without first checking with control.

I would also presume that making untoward remarks within the possible hearing of the patient is not a practice acceptable the UK.

No alibi -- They fucked up and should be held accountable.

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 03:46

Phoe -- My phone rang -- Wrong number and woke me up.

I could kill!

From: conspiracy [Theory]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 04:04

phoenixrising

I guess I should have made a list of those NOT on the list of those I would like to meet.(It would have been a short list

)
You are , of course , on the list to meet.

Good morning to you GD

I hope your New Year was fun

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 04:16

Lovely and quiet, Conspiracy.

I am glad yours was pleasurable, good family fun is a treasure.

Our daughter spent two days with me and, as usual, it was a big R&R for both of us. We tend to talk about this and that way into the night, get up late, eat too much for breakfast, and take the hounds for a walk, then nap with kittys.

She'll be coming with me to the Wall. She never wanted to do it alone (ex Navy nurse).

Enjoy

From: fistedmidget [short and sassy]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 04:55

Happy Birthday Ik.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 05:00

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 03:36

WAKE THE FUCK UP, PEOPLE!

No, really

=====================

From: fistedmidget [short and sassy]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 05:03

I'm awake now, and she fuckin leaves.
Bitch!

From: fistedmidget [short and sassy]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 05:04

...said something about having a life whatever that is.
Oh and a good morning everyone.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 05:11

Good morning, misted fidget.

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 05:11

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 05:12

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 05:14

From: fistedmidget [short and sassy]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 05:18

Hey Andro, crackhead.

Andro, How's the arm? (hope that's right?)
did ya have surgery yet?

Cracker, how are thing in your world?

From: fistedmidget [short and sassy]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 05:26

We have beavers not far from the house.
It's cool as shit to watch them
build their house/dams whatever ya wanna call it.
Lets just hope it survives the winter weather.

From: fistedmidget [short and sassy]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 05:31

Time to get my day started. Later folks

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 06:19

a belated happy new year

you bunch o tards

From: conspiracy [Theory]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 06:39

absintheredux
Your daughter ex Navy ? ( I may have read wrong , would not be the first time )
When I went to The Wall , I had been given a set of medals by the DAV and VFW as an award from them ( I push for Vet benefits all the time , they like me ).
I took all my extra medals & a dozen cans of spam ( you know why

) to leave as "gifts".
I made 2 mistakes.
Extra batteries for the camera , and a couple extra hankies were what I forgot. Both BIG mistakes. Don't make the same.

Just Saying

MTC ©®

From: loveto [Jill Awf]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 07:19

Looks like a toaster strudel.

Without icing

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 07:39

Good morning from the head dirtbag

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 08:03

Eh.

The "Eternal Curiousity Tangent" is a theory which proposes that human consciousness exists as a gestalt entity, manifesting itself by human lives lived in this reality. Every birth, life, and death sustained by a ethereal mat of Will; so the enduring question of whether or not carbon-based life-forms are worthy to promote as sentient can be answered. Sentience may only be defined as also employing encompassing empathy, even to the detriment of the host. Therefore, it can be realized that the promulgation of life itself, when pondered properly, must be wrong and avoided. In order to exist, something must die. Every life dependent upon the killing of life is a life of parasitical addiction. Life feeding on life is creating waste to make waste. Stan, am I moaned.

On a side note, we can tell what Jill wants for breakfast...

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 08:04

I just invented that theory. Cool, huh? But I think it's full of shit. Let's prove it wrong, huh?

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 08:08

Back off on the hallucinogenics there Andro.

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 08:12

I know someday you'll have a beautiful life
I know you'll be a sun
In somebody else's sky
But why
Why
Why can't it be
Why can't it be mine?

(I can't listen to that without my eyes watering.)

From: loveto [Jill Awf]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 08:15

I sang 'black' at karaoke one night. Managed to hit the notes, too.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 08:15

Just having some fun, garg.
Wheeee! Two four day weekends in a row!

Fe fi fo fum,
where's the posts of that Englishman?
Be he alive or be he dead,
get in the kitchen and bake me some bread!

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 08:19

It's all fun Andro, until someones eyes get gouged out, then it hilarious

From: bedfart [lurker in]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 08:21

..And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust...

..This is necessary

This is necessary

Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life..

++

snips from Tool : Disgustipated

Andro, Did you bring enough to share with the whole class?

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 08:22

I feed on popcorn, and the misery of others

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 08:27

Yes, bf, I must admit that particular music has indeed made an impact. Undertow CD was much more incredibly good than I suspected, until I started listening. The only Tool I don't have is Opiate and the last one. Would you recommend one while I look for a Tool gif? Or are they no good?

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 08:32

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N4ckFN96-k

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 08:37

Now the class should have enough Tools.

All that talk of opportunities, TV breaks, and movies.
Rang true, sure rang true.
Seems it never rains in Southern California.
Seems I've often heard that kind of talk before.
Man it pours.

Don't forget to check and update deadpools! I think I scored two. Consistent failures!

From: conspiracy [Theory]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 08:38

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 08:22

I feed on popcorn, and the misery of others

--------------------------------------------------

I can't do popcorn , gets caught in my partial , and for the misery part of others , I think of that as just a snack that I read about on rotten dot com

Good New Years for you ?

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 08:39

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 08:40

Dolores Hope turns 100 this year! And mentioning antiquarians...

Good morning, conspiracy theory. Welcome to the fun house.

From: pontius
Date: 2-Jan-2009 08:42

Yeah, I'm still ALIVE. Better jam of pearls than the above mentioned.

Is something wrong?

Yes, You're still alive.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 08:42

That was minutes ago, garg. I'm listening to the Cult now. "American Horse."

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 08:43

Hiyas CT, I'll spend the next hour digging the hulls outta my teeth, but it's worth it.

Good new year? I'll let ya know next December. So far, its "meh"

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 08:46

From: bedfart [lurker in]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 08:48

Andro, Tools material has always "grown" on me.
I've had 10000 days close to 2 years and I'm still catching
another riff or mixing trick,(mary j likes to draw it out).
IF someone would just throttle back on the mastering levels.
Damn early ACDC discs have a better sound.

I do believe I have less urge to skip through 10000days
as a whole.

I'll have to dig in a cabinet to read the covers,
I store the originals and burn a copy for tossing around.

From: pontius
Date: 2-Jan-2009 08:48

I am smelling like the rose that somebody gave me on my birthday deathbed.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 08:50

Pontius really likes STP. They were good; better than VR IMO.

From: pontius
Date: 2-Jan-2009 08:55

Andro, I was young at the time. It's called nostalgia

But yes, I really think they were good.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 08:59

From: pontius
Date: 2-Jan-2009 09:02

My top favorites though, half my life ago, Alice in Chains.

I don't even do/did drugs like them and think they looked like shit, but the music, amazing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yogm2hlpnhY

"Hey, I know I made the same mistake"

From: pontius
Date: 2-Jan-2009 09:04

LOL, Goyle, I was thinking WTF, until I clicked on your "package".

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 09:07

LOL Ponty, gotta read those labels carefully

From: pontius
Date: 2-Jan-2009 09:11

This, in my humble opinion, is one of the best, yet saddest songs ever written (best if we leave out Zappa, he's just unbeatable. And classic music is a different category altogether).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scCxx4fgJwA

In the US, you can also find the non live version, but here they won't allow me to see it.

From: bedfart [lurker in]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 09:19

"no i don't have gun"

BLAM

Just remember,
Curt Cobain lied to us!

From: pontius
Date: 2-Jan-2009 09:22

I know they are no Paco de Lucias, but the guitar combination is amazing.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 09:22

I'd hate to have to detail that car to sell it after that. Inconsiderate bastard. What a mess.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 09:22

I saw Alice in Chains live with Ozzy and Sepultura a few ago. (intentional idiocyncracy)

RATM will always be my favorite ever, tho.

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 09:25

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xgkba_alice-in-chains-rooster_music

The first time I heard that (and during), my 'best friend' of the time
was killed by some niglets over a game of pool.

I was sitting there, thinking "damn, this sounds sweet..." and BAM! BAM!
Fuck it, he was kinda boring anyways.

"You know he ain't gonna die..."
Uh, yes he did!

Two weeks after that, another friend died by crashing into the
back of a car on his bike. And a week later his sister (another
good friend) was beat into a coma by the same niglets who shot
the first guy.

The cops got them then. Not too bright was they.

A month after that, 'something' happened that changed me forever.
Only the wifey has heard about that one... I'm still healing.

Got some deathly revenge, moved away, haven't seen any of them,
or that city, since.

(4 less nig...)

Can't remember what song was playing then.
My own little tune, I guess.

I was rocking to say the least!

Ah, it's all just stories.

From: pontius
Date: 2-Jan-2009 09:27

Ouch, bf, I guess that guy will experience quite the headache for a couple of days.

From: y0usuck [Cheese Cake]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 09:29

So, they let a man die because his house wasn't clean enough. Nice.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 09:30

Vely levealing, sense. I declare the best lead guitar solo of all time to be the one at the second half of Freebird by Lynyrd Skynyrd, and I'm not even much of a fan of the band. Man that rips.

And I like Roy Orbison, and Mozart, and John and Paul, and etc. etc.

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 09:32

** So, they let a man die because his house wasn't clean enough. Nice.

Who cares?

If I walked into a house, there was food and feces all over the tables
and floors (speculation on my part)... I wouldn't bother saving that
piece of shit either.

If you live in filth, you don't appreciate life, and don't deserve it.

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 09:33

It's all just stories, andro...

And LS... I always liked Simple Man.

Kinda 'me'.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 09:34

TSS......I sent you an em-mail with an odd computer problem I have recently
'acquired'. If you have time; I'd appreciate it if you could check it out.

I'm off; but will check it later this afternoon.
Thanks in advance,

DD.

(my cursor is a fucking wasp on top of everything!)

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 09:36

"No, I don't have a gun..."

I really don't. But I got a four-balled flail, a double-headed battle axe, and a 40" broadsword. Heavy Metal edition, collector's item.

Middle age means finally having the money to buy all the crap you wanted as a kid.

From: pontius
Date: 2-Jan-2009 09:42

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cadbYIzhqQ

That's some awesome guitar! Very famous trio. When I was 18, 2 centuries ago, I listened to that disc a lot in my car. When my music professor heard it, he was stunned.

So I said, I have Kraftwerk too. Heheh.

Simple man? Klaus Nomi? First Aids case ever reported?

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 09:42

I don't have an e-mail, DD.
Deleted that months ago.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 09:42

DD's cursor is a wasp, and so is he! Hahaha!

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 09:44

Shit I just sent the fucker.
I'll just post it here.

From: bedfart [lurker in]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 09:46

Andro ,find Deep Purple "sweet child in time" for a bit o guitar run.

And to give a bit of perspective on my tool choices.

Aenema_Third Eye , needs woofers and wattage though.
Aemema_Pushit, ditto.

Undertow_Bottom , about mid point the vocals are off your left shoulder
spooky when the stereo is set up right.
and Swampsong_ has a nice lead in.

==
awake all night and having trouble typing,
so I'm gonna bail for now.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 09:47

*watching the posts scroll by, sharpening and cleaning my knives*

Yeah, I'm lurking

From: pontius
Date: 2-Jan-2009 09:47

RATM, Andro?

Saw them twice, woke up in some field twice. Good ole times when 16 beers would get me drunk.

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 09:48

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cadbYIzhqQ

ponti

Well there's several minutes I will never have back.
[ that sucked! ]

You fucking douche.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 09:50

----- Transcript of session follows -----
... while talking to gmail-smtp-in.l.google.com.:
>>> RCPT To:<thesickthsense@gmail.com>
<<< 550-5.1.1 The email account that you tried to reach does not exist.

TSS......hello.
I stepped into some shit here with my box and wonder if
you may have any suggestions. Yesterday I accidentally
hit 'report problem to microsoft' and the response was swift
and chilling BIG fucking icon on the middle of my screen YOU MAY BE VICTIM OF SOFTWARE COUNTERFEIT.

The icon in the toolbar has no OFF option with a rightclick, and task-manager doesn't recognize it as a process (but I don't know because I don't see anything labelled as a windows warning and I don't want to bugger myself worse by deleting some .exe deal.

The computer is running slower, the screensaver turned black, my cursor is a wasp, 'my computer' a poison-arrow frog, and 'recycle' bin a fucking puffer-fish. (no shit!)

I need to get the shit out and restore defaults on everything.
I have peerguardian, spybot and AVG....but the ghost is in the machine.(and yes my copy of XP is unauthorized!)

Any ideas......when I hit command keys odd sounds come out.....lion roars, raspberries odd annoying blips, peacocks braying, children crying; have you ever heard of this shit?

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 09:56

DD, I have no idea dude.

Goyle or Zilla would know much more about that than me.

(sounds eerie)

From: pontius
Date: 2-Jan-2009 09:57

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 09:33
[...]
I always liked Simple Man.

Well there's several minutes I will never have back.
[ that sucked! ]

You fucking douche.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Try a bit harder. Norace:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFaZyHxQGYQ

(Everyone, really, watch what TSS likes). Shakes head LOL Yawn.

etc

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 10:00

Yeah, Rage. They display an honesty and an earnest commitment to their causes, whatever they might be.

Outside a radical's perspective, the anarchist may appear as nothing more than unbridaled chaos. Many are. But this stance may be necessary when combating tyranny perceived. A true radical, true to their roots, can in the end wish only well for as much of humanity as possible; otherwise, his whole struggle has been in vain.

"Just share. Or live the nightmare." That doesn't mean a massive "socialistic redistribution of wealth" the market bulls try to con us into believing. We should be wise to the banker's games by now. The rationalizations, the lies, the exaggerations. Redistributing wealth on a small scale should help the economy. But printing so much unbacked currency, I fear, will someday spell doom for capitalism. I've written it before: an open-ended system must consume itself in the end. I've no degree in economics, and I can see the inevitable. Isn't it obvious?

From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 10:01

That shotgun suicide ?

The blast bounced off the dash and took the guys head off ? Cool.

Old College tunes. Reminds me of The Monks. Drugs in my pocket and Nice legs, shame about the face.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 10:02

I should clean my keyboard, it's disgusting. Enough cat hair to weave a pair of gloves and bits of ash, tobacco and food. Wonder if there are any new life forms down there between the keys?

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 10:04

Note: Some Windows Genuine Advantage Notifications features can be disabled for up to 30 days. The black desktop background and persistent desktop notification cannot be disabled by the configurator. You may receive messages again if this copy of Windows is unable to pass genuine validation.

Lovely.

From: thepube [adarklittlesecret]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 10:04

Sad songs ? I know a few. My favourite would probably be "Sad Song" by Lou Reed ( Lyric..sad song..sad song). For truly depressing music try the same Jewish gentleman's Berlin album .

Legend has it that they needed some crying kids for one track so the producer Bob Erzin ( kind of jew-y name there) took his own kids into the studio and told them their mom had died. Worked a treat.

Such dedication.

I always confuse Truman Capote with Wile E , Coyote, in my opinion the latter was the better writer.

From: pontius
Date: 2-Jan-2009 10:06

DD, wrong forum. Google "windows for down syndrome patients". You'll be fine.

From: thepube [adarklittlesecret]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 10:11

Doesn't Capote mean "big chicken" in Italian ?
Funny how some nations, England, Germany, France produce loads of really good writers and others, Italy being a notable one , don't.
I struggle to think of a really great Italian writer since Dante snuffed it.

From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 10:13

Sad songs ? How about George Jones and 'He stopped loving her today'.

That one always gets me when I'm really really toasted.

And T, I got a rejection on your gmail the other day to.

I do haz yer o'ladies. Think I got her worried.

Snort.

From: thepube [adarklittlesecret]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 10:16

And, on topic, here is the inside of Mr Baker ( "The Crip") 's house.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 10:16

Good Morning folks!

Call me a softy, but to me, this song
is ...ALWAYS..pretty fuckin sad!

The Green Fields of France.

:0

I like this version best! ..sniff

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ntt3wy-L8Ok&feature=related

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 10:18

John Wayne had a dark little secret too. Where did that get him?

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 10:18

Umberto Eco?

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 10:20

I struggle to think of a really great Italian writer since Dante snuffed it.
=============================

Boccaccio? Uh...... uh........

Damn you, pube! Uh........

Cicero? Yeah, yeah; I know. Uh.......

From: conspiracy [Theory]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 10:22

This New Year I humbly crave your Positive indulgence to read this e-mail with all seriousness of puþ
From: Dr. Samuel Robertson (samuelrobertson@samrobonline.com)

Dear Sir,
I apologize for sending you this sensitive information via e-mail Instead of a Certified/Post-mail. This is due to the urgency and importance of the information to reach you at this particular time I need it most. I humbly crave your special indulgence to read this e-mail with all seriousness of purpose devoid of any doubt in your mind because this project is based on trust, confidentiality and sincerity of purpose in order to have an acceptable meeting of the minds.

I am Dr. Samuel Robertson a citizen of United Kingdom; I am writing following an opportunity in that will be of immense benefit to both of us although I must say I do not know you know or never meet with you before, but I know that a day brings a story and thereby trust set in if truth is in what one is projecting.

I am sure if you bring up your mind in one accord with me and see the reason why I have decided to email you with this proposal and equally give adequate attention to this as nobody gets up and start framing stories of death for a Childs play without an obvious reason.
I plead that you should not be disappointed with this email coming to you as an Unsolicited mail but to see the proven reason why, I Have directed this Email to you alone without any third party so that The Confidentiality of this matter can be really observed as there is one life opportunity that God blesses a Man with which in my heart I see this as not just an Opportunity but a divine arrangement for a Change in our status, and therefore I believe so much that this upcoming relationship between me and you is bond to change peoples definition of trust, this I believe so much that anything worth having is worth fighting for, we all are destined to prosper in different means, we cant tell how this we come only if will bring up our mind open unto trials as we dont know our good luck charm in a lifetime, and if will miss it might take the whole generation to come to us again, that is why most people cry everyday of their retirement life, facing one

Please do not feel bad receiving my message dated Friday 2nd of January 2009 to you ,my name is Dr. Samuel Robertson, I am a very good friend to Late Mr. Roy G. Cheung a National of your country, who was born on the 7th day of Jan, 1946 by an Asian American parents ,My Late friend Samuel Robertson who until his untimely death was a big contractor and a Real estate investor in my country London United Kingdom. I met my late friend in 1997 in Oxford business School London and we became more than brothers and loved each other despite different nationality and this is why I have vowed that I will never leave his sweat to the already rich government of the united kingdom this I am doing to make sure his dreams leaves by finding any of his relative from USA since he have dual nationality of Asian and a Ameri

See the link for your Confirmation about what I am saying so you can understand I am not here for a Childs play: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4150312.stm

My friend until his death did not have a wife nor a child to stand as his next of kin as he was single and was only concentrating on his numerous business dealings Late. Mr. Roy G. Cheung was involved in the Greek air crash unfortunately he lost his life in the crash with the other 121 people on board .

I have consulted the embassy about this loss and they have not responded about this and right now I have received a call from Hebron Trust Bank again were my late friend have a fixed deposit account to provided the next of kin to the deceased for the second time since the fixed deposit agreement have come and gone leaving the money without any direction and there is no way they can pay this money left behind to me because I am not an American Or Asian nationality and based on this I have been mandated by the bank to look up for the extended relative to file a claim for this money before they return it to unclaimed government bill coffers .

Please I am contacting you based on sincerity and integrity to assist me in securing this money left by my late friend valued at (5.7 million )British pounds sterling before it gets confiscated by the bank where these huge deposits are because there is nobody coming for it since he have no next of kin in his banking data till date and the Bank in London has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin since I am the only close business associate they know .
I am contacting you believing you might be related to my late friend and because you have the same nationality this will make it easy for you to stand based on nationality and this money will be paid to you instead of going to the coffers of government.

I want you to be confidential about this so that we can work o this successful and this fund secured in your name and have the bank release this fund to you legally. I seek your consent to present You as the Next of kin to the deceased since you are a fellow National with my late friend and in his banking data there is no next of kin documentation because he is single and the both parents are late and he is the only offspring of the entire household.
This is not a Childs play it needs a person with understanding and articulation to look at this matter and know that nobody plays with matters of death for just a fun ,so I need all zealousness and commitment in spirit and in truth to push this urgent matter to the end with all positive attitude and focus till this matter is done. I am asking you to lend me your whole trust and let us see what happens with this issue positively this New Year 2009 and lets see if this year wont guarantee our retirement lives success.

All I require from you is your honest cooperation to stand firmly and proper confidentiality of this issue to you only since I contacted you alone for this transaction.
I guarantee and vow that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you and l from any breach of the law this I will explain in more details and all the sharing modalities will made known which will be documented in MOU as soon as I hear from you positively and we can move ahead with one goal as brothers and partners.
Thank you for your even understanding of this urgent matter at hand and the sure need to have this matter done expressly.

Happy New-year With the Most Best and Warmly Regards,

Dr. Samuel Robertson (Rtd ) BA . MA . PhD.
Fellow Royal school of arts London ,United Kingdom.
Call me as soon as you have received this letter so I can be rest assured you got this letter and I will explain a little about this over the phone for your timely understanding is important you understand the importance of calling me seeing we have a maximum of 9 days left before the bank takes a major action in this issue.
Phone: +44702-409-2680

Any Takers ?

From: thepube [adarklittlesecret]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 10:24

George Jones certainly produced a few snifflers, my top one being "The Grand Tour" but country music has a habit of rather over egging the pudding and making what is supposed to be sad funny instead.

On the other hand there is a great Carter Family song "Oh Death" ( not theirs originally, of course) about, well, death but sung to a lovely , cheery jaunty little tune , in one version it's sung by one of the girls aged 13. Wonderful.

I love that David Allen Coe song where he sets out to write the perfect country song "I was drunk the night my mama got out of prison".

From: t0llyb0ng [suicide b0nger]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 10:25

These tiny two-line couplets
Be outrageously bile-engenderous

To certain of us---
Namely, Pontius

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 10:27

CT! You're rich! (sic)

Friend!

From: conspiracy [Theory]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 10:30

Do people ever fall for those type of letters?

From: t0llyb0ng [suicide b0nger]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 10:31

Norace be mentally illious
whilst Ponty be Pontiously bilious

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 10:31

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJXFJW3AIKA

Sad song, not the best recording though.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 10:31

This is one of my .. favorite..

HAPPY tunes...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwJEY0iZCY0

I like to watch this after reading more than 2 pouncy
posts in a row.
kinda ta wash 'my eyes' out. if ya know wadda i mean..

heh heh heh

Let yer Love flow... Like a "rotten" stream...!

yawn

From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 10:32

From: conspiracy [Theory]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 10:30

Do people ever fall for those type of letters?

/

Those letters are even funnier when your own name is the sender.

I Figure I'm a gazillionaire.

From: thepube [adarklittlesecret]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 10:33

Wow , that sounds like an offer too good to miss. Yes, people do fall for them. There was a TV report the other day about a woman who had fallen for a Nigerian scammer, lost about £20,000. When the TV company rang and spoke to them the guy said he would repay the money but could the TV company send him some cash for the air fare to Britain so he could do so.

Ha...ha..

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 10:36

I see GWB finally found Osama.

From: thepube [adarklittlesecret]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 10:36

My "happy" song is "Norace and the steamroller". It doesn't exist yet but..there is still time.

From: pontius
Date: 2-Jan-2009 10:41

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 10:18

Umberto Eco?

-----

He's awesome. Unfortunately, I could only read him in French, German or English translations as I'm a Romanian Italian Gypsy and don't speak Italian. I'm sure quite some wit gets lost, as he likes to play with words.

I loved the movie "In the name of the rose" then read the book which is even better, then I bought quite a few books written by Umberto. His short stories are weird but fascinating.

From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 10:43

What's really sad, is the Propane truck hasn't shown up yet and its fucking
cold in here !

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 10:44

The Name of the Rose, good choice Ponty. Even the movie was pretty good.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 10:44

!!

It's interesting, looking at the
syntax and convulsion of
of writing style
and certain word choices , like "not a Child's Play"...

Perhaps...
That this letter was "composed" by the same sort of "nigerian" folks
that do the other "classic" letter of intro we're more familiar with.
Sounds like the scammers figure they should "sound" like
successful.. ENGLISH business men! It's a "nice" try, though!

And I would imagine that if these letters are continuing,
SOMEBODY , somewhere in the world...keeps
fallin fer it ..everyday.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 10:45

Zilla, you have to pay them, makes a difference

From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 10:49

Zilla, you have to pay them, makes a difference
/

Hey, I'm a Gillionaire. Bastards better get here soon, or I'll buy out the company and fire everybody !

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 10:49

From: thepube [adarklittlesecret]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 10:36

My "happy" show is "Norace and his Comedy steamroller".
It doesn't exist yet but..there is still time.

............................
!!

I'm working on it fer Fox
but I'm not ready fer Prime Time!

Yet!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=SLLSCLHKWPE

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 10:50

Ah, I see,, LOL, Can you loan me $40K?

From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 10:54

$40K ?

Fuck, the kid claims I spend that on beer every week !

Don't see a problem I guess, so sure.

From: t0llyb0ng [suicide b0nger]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 10:55

Whilst TSS be raciously fomentous
& conscientiously controversious
Ponty be rigidly & immutously Pontuitous

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 10:58

Thanks, that's all I need for now, I hope,, LOL.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 10:58

Will that be a certified check?

From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 11:02

Here Garg, I haven't claimed this one yet, you can have it.

You won the sum of £1,750,000.00 from HONDA CAR INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION
PROGRAM , you are hereby advice to get back to us, to claim your prize.

Contact Mr. Richard Olsen
HONDA CLAIMING SECURITY AGENCY.
Email: richard_hcuk17@hotmail.com
Tel: +44703 5932925

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 11:03

T0llyb0ng has crafted more neologisms this year than I ever have in my life.

hehe, I said gism.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 11:03

Oh cool, thanks Zilla. That'd help out loads more

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 11:05

if gism is semen, is ectogism ghost cum?

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 11:09

ponti I didn't crack on you that hard. Isn't the
"tss you're norace" shit the stuff you save for
big things, dammit?

And CT, the winner of the largest lottery in the
US at the time ($315 million buckaroos) lost almost
ALL of it to Nigerian scammers.

What. A. Fucking. DUMBASS!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Whittaker_(lottery_winner)

Seriously, the guy is a nimrod. You'll laugh reading that.

If the guy wasn't so lucky, he'd have never made it to 18,
let alone achieved a wealth of $17 million before he even won
the $315 million jackpot.

From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 11:09

Just watch the exchange rate Garg.

Anybody else ? I have another Kazgillion I haven't claimed.
There's only so many hours in a day, ya know ?

From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 11:13

Nigeria has electricity and computers ?

Thought they fought for chickens and rodents and stuff ??

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 11:15

I will Zilla, I'm asking for it in gold. They pay shipping and handling

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 11:16

You get all the good emails. All I've gotten lately is things to make my cock a monster

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 11:18

From: thesicknonsense [iseeboxes!]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 11:09

pouncy I didn't crack on you that hard. Isn't the
"tss you're norace" shit the stuff you save for
big things, dammit?

..........................
yawn..

Tss couldn't qualify
to even... empty... the Norace chamber pot
into the watercloset at old git's house, much
less be mistaken fer me(the one and only real Norace personna).

ZZZzzzz

heh heh heh

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ipZDG6__Zfc

besides,,, I'm too sexy for my hat!

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 11:19

** I do haz yer o'ladies.
** Think I got her worried.
** Snort.

Probably just a little 'midget paranoia', characterized by the
sustained belief that something 'bigger' is going on...

lol!

Midgets... pffft.

From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 11:21

Monster cock ? Hey, got a good deal on that stuff to !

Viagra, I'm the man. X-mas deals still on. Really.

Dates, hot girls ? Yup, Zilla has it all.

Call me 'Hef'.

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 11:22

norace, I accumulated more knowledge before my mom's
vag shat me out, then you'll know by the time you die.

Punk.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 11:22

Hef Zilla?

From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 11:26

Sorry T, I didn't know you killed that addy.

It was just a funny thing. Garg, Vic, Pont and RF got it.

I'm like famous dude !! Its posted on a site now.

I'll send it to FM so you know wtf I'm talking about.

OK ?

From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 11:29

Ya Garg, that Playboy guy that's 120 years old and scores 20 year old twins ?

I haz thatz. (ya sure)

Snort

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 11:30

From: morenonsense [iseeboxes!]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 11:22

norace, I(I've) accumulated more stuff and nonsense before my mom's
ass shat me out, then(than) you'll know by the time you die.

Punc.

..........................
!
?

Yawns... Sure Doc.
It's quite obvious to us all.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BUG8A8e8KC0
heh heh heh (shakes head)

Zzzzz

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 11:31

20 year old twins, now that'd be some fun

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 11:32

From: gargoyle the bore
Date: 2-Jan-2009 11:30

2 year old sheep, now that'd be some fun
.....................

yawn

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 11:39

You can take the redneck out of the trailer, but
you can't take the cucumber out of his ass.

Right, fucknut?

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 11:41

That gives "cool as a cucumber" a whole new twist

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 11:44

From: completenonsense [iseeme!]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 11:41

You can take the redneck out of the trailer, but
you can't take the cucumber out my ass.

Right, norace?

...........................
!

Uhh,,,

I guess so Tss.
I'm afraid...

Yer know more about that than I would.
gag..

SUPERTRAMP!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=f-K7zO3VIl0

From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 11:52

Hope you're not dissin our Cdn Supergroup Nor.

Those guys should still be playing.

Best albums by far would be 'Even in the ...' and 'Crime of the ...'.

My Dad played for them once.

From: thepube [adarklittlesecret]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 11:53

Umberto Eco ( it means "Hubert, over here") ?
Hardly earth shattering, really, about the level of a minor Victorian novellist I should say.

That's the problem when you start really thinking about ethnic minority writers, such as Italians, taken in isolation they may appear fine but juxtapose them with Swift or Dickens or Ros and they pale into insignificance.

Sadly many are over feted today, all the literary prizes go to people with names like Matthew Ombongo for books called things like "Me and my family and our pet aardvark, Lenny" which, frankly, could have been writ by any 10 year old Brit a few years back.

It's almost like the literary establishment has a built in death wish and want to encourage tardish writing, patting the little mong children on the head with a cheery "isn't he clever, he writes almost like a white person !".

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 11:54

Kids are kids everywhere you go.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 11:55

From: thepube [adarklittlesecret]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 11:57

Sorry, I may have accidentally raised the tone of the thread, I do apologise.
So...
Norace you halfwitted gobshite excuse for a "man" for God's sake shut up and go and do something useful like knackering a few 2000 year old coins or something, you tedious, pathetic little creature.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 11:57

That second pic makes me want to go sniff a few bicycle seats

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 12:00

This is nice... it's not hard to see how fake antisemitism
is when you see their actor, over and over again:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qm02UAgEJFs&eurl=&feature=player_embedded
Islamic Rage Boy!

And because I'd love to stretch it out:

From: bedfart [lurker in]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 12:01

Damn sleeping pill hasn't kicked in yet, so I'm back reading.

DD got "themed" old school style!

"icons for dressing up Win95. The Dangerous Creatures theme, for example, displays a photo of a cougar for wallpaper, swimming manta rays for the screen saver, and a **puffer fish for the Recycle Bin.** Each theme also includes
Sound Events that play when an action occurs. For example, in the Dangerous Creatures theme, a frog croaks when a window is maximized or minimized."

http://www.funutilities.com/cursors/item/2372/Wasp-1.html

it's old but this could be a starting point for the nag screen issue.

http://www.mydigitallife.info/2006/04/26/disable-and-remove-windows-genuine-advantage-notifications-nag-screen/

From: thepube [adarklittlesecret]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 12:03

You, norace, like Kurt Kobain, amply illustrate everything that is wrong about America today. Do you think Davy Crocket would have killed himself because he had a tummy ache or whined for months over some imagined slight from someone he didn't even really know ?

No, of course not, he would have killed a bear and shat in the woods himself.

Do you think Washington whilst at Valley Forge decided to blow his brains out ( or write whiney songs) because he felt a bit sad or that Buffalo William would have gone on and on and on about an alleged debt like some whinging woman ?

Of course not, they would have set their hats straight and their eyes front and got on with things.

Kobain had an excuse, that is not a British name, he was not of the blood, you share the name of a great and nobbly British Admiral and should be thoroughly ashamed of yourself.
You write like a girl.

For God's sake America, wake up and act like the scions of Englishmen that , most of you are, even GD has more balls and she's a friggin Celt !.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 12:07

Later guys and gals. Time to do battle at the grocery store.

You'd think as much as I enjoy food that I'd like shopping for it. I suppose I would if the store weren't full of the dregs of humanity and fucknuts.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 12:07

sorry, git -- everyone in America is already dead by suicide. Try another country.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 12:08

taken in isolation they may appear fine but juxtapose them with Swift or Dickens or Ros and they pale into insignificance.

.......................
!!

I(Norace) call,,Sour grapes bub!

heh heh heh
reminds me of a song!

Old days!

Days I will remember!

Fun days!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0tuFLguylLI&feature=related

When britian still
got ta hog the show!
and push millions of folks around, like it or not..
Empire fuckers and colonialism.

First World Assholes raping other just as
legitimate worldwide cultures..
"just cause yer could" with.. Military might is right..
BUT..

Then there where those two.."tiresome and
terribly boorish.. WORLD WARS...!

and then, ya limeys.. WON..!
kinda! heh heh heh ...

And ... poof!
the empire?

Proof is in the sweetmeats!
heh heh heh

Zzzzz

From: thepube [adarklittlesecret]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 12:10

I could tell America was doomed when your media started dissing Sarah Palin, think about it, you'd expect the jews and blacks to lay into her but what were they criticising ?

The qualities shown by this charming lady are exactly what made your country great. Moose killing frontierswomen were there at the beginning , forging a new land from Indian infested wildernesses.

Who made America ? Was it the jews, the blacks, the latvians, the iranians, the mexicans ? I don't think so. So why do you allow them such influence today ? Are you stupid or something ?

You have been bamboozled out of a country.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 12:12

From: waitinfermypube [adarklittlesecret]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 12:03

I write like a girl.

For God's sake America, wake up and act like the scions of Englishmen that , most of you are, even GD has more balls and she's a friggin Celt !.
..............................
!!
LOL!

Yer kiddin me, right peanut?

Exactly how many
villages yer raided recently , Thor?

more mead, and a piss..
Yawn...

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 12:18

You have been bamboozled out of a country.

..............

Sooo What's yer point mac?
?

Ain't that what yer whinin about in yer own
stale and tired country?

Ps.. Sara Palin is a absolute fucking nitwit.
And If you really think she is "America" ..
so are you, ya bloomin limey shitferbrains.
(shakes head)

whatta bunch of
fuckin girly men yer must all
be in britain.
Lemmy? LOL!

ZZzzzz

Yawn!

From: thepube [adarklittlesecret]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 12:21

I have to hand it to you norace, if I had the same ability to parade my ignorance in public , I think I may have gone into hiding by now.

Legitimate cultures ? Would that be the canibals, the female mutilators , the child rapists or the simple goat fuckers to which you are refering and to which you, clearly , feel some allegiance.

I shall stick with the tweeds, good whisky and literature, if it's all the same to you. We did try to introduce the rest of the world to civilisation, it took in some parts but not in others.

I like to look for simple answers. Imagine I had two dogs, one black, one white. The white one quickly learns lots of tricks, roll over, play dead, write a short novel abour railways, the black dog sits there vacant eyed sniffing it's balls and licking it's own arse no matter how hard I try to train it.

I would assume that there was something amiss with the dog, rather than with my training methods.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 12:57

I shall stick with the tweeds, "sound" finanial globalization and industrial genocide, if it's all the same to you. We did try to introduce the rest of the world to civilisation, it took in some parts but not in others.

........

First of all...

YOU... didn't fucking ..DO.. a damn thing, pube.

Second...All "cultures" are manmade.
"Race" is genetic, and all HUMANS are the "same"
genetically. (Global Disaster Bottlenecks in all)

If you think a SUPERIOR "British"..
....or "WHITE MAN'S"..'culture' was demonstrated in
Europe, say for just ONE EXAMPLE.,

How about...,in 1914 -1918 and 1939 to 1945!

then you sir,,SHOW YOUR ignorance on this forum!

Gas warfare = female genital mutilation
machine gun = multiple wives

? Hmmm which one is "better"
or.."...worse"?
:0 !

Seems like ALL
"cultures" ... got some "good with the bad" !

Racism has no base in genetics.

Third.. If yer can read ONE book.. Guns Germs and Steel,,,
That tends to "put" into PERSPECTIVE more... the "superior"
"civilization" around the European landmass.

And it has NOTHING to do with
the NEW 17th century concept of RACE..
developed at that time..

Yawn.. Watta moron yer are pube. ZZZzz

From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 12:57

DD, backread and read. Whats up ?

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 13:07

norace, you make blacks look *genius*.

The shit you post as 'fact' is utter HORSESHIT.

The monkey you adopted, I feel sorry for him.
It's no different than a public zoo. Take the
monkey from his homeland and force him to live
in one that is completely alien to his own while
a bunch of white people ogle at him.

"CRIB SWEET CRIB", huh dipshit?

Fuck I can't wait until you die.

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 13:10

fucknut, you gonna spend another 18 hours of your
day posting nonsensical bullshit? Fucking loser.
Get a god-damn life you geriatric turd fuck.

There's viagra for men like you. Get laid fps!

And please... overdose!

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 13:11

From: thesick [iseeabox!]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 13:07

norace, you make blacks look *genius*.

The shit you post as 'fact' is utter HORSESHIT.

<hateful sounding attack on norace's son>

Fuck I can't wait until you die.

...................
?

Well.

I can see tss has presented his
simple side of the story!

yawn

From: t0llyb0ng [suicide b0nger]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 13:12

Language be semantously expressious
& utterentiously denotatious

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 13:13

"That's the problem when you start really thinking about ethnic minority writers, such as Italians, taken in isolation they may appear fine but juxtapose them with Swift or Dickens or Ros and they pale into insignificance".

--------------------------------

Indeed, that untalented Dago, Dante Alighieri, pales before the glories and magnificence of Dickens.

Of course, it just might be that ethnic writers are best read in their original language, rather than filtered through the sere spirit of the Brit Weltanschauung.

But, I still prefer reading "Captain America", 'cause I'm a patriot.

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 13:14

No, I got a better idea.

Paint your dick yellow, and tell Christopher it's
a banana that squirts a yummy banana-flavored cream.

Wait until the little monkey's stoned... he may be
too excited otherwise.

Then paint your balls brown, and tell him they're
coconuts that salt the creamy banana cream when
licked vigorously.

And your ass? Well that's Africa, of course.
Tell him he can 'come' home.

Useless nitwit fuckbag.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 13:20

From: nonsense [iseestuff]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 13:14
...........................

Yawn.

So tss, do yer think if the "inferior" africans
had HORSES on their continent, and the 'superior"
saxons and vikings had
ZEBRAS in Continental Europe..(one example)

That history mighta
coulda turned out differently, maybe?

LOL!

Sounds more...
lucky, not "superior" ta me!

heh heh heh yawn :0

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 13:23

Good afternoon, TSS.

Ass should be painted red and blue to match that of a baboon*.

Presentation is three-quarters of the pleasure.

* -- I was told that by a zoologist friend of mine.

He went into the darkest of Africa and noticed that the baboons with the most colorful butts were the most romantically successful.

To prove his theory, he hand-painted all the 'Boons rears to make the mating more inclusive.

As he told me:

"I left no stern untoned".

From: t0llyb0ng [suicide b0nger]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 13:24

Norace be retardously locutious
whilst eskimo be intuitously Inuitous

From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 13:24

I skimmed through a little of the top, & a little of the bottom so... Thank you GD as well, & no goyle I do not "hate" you

BTW-- fuck you thepube!!

What should I do about a man I have feelings for? I can't get him out of my damn head! I know deep down inside there will never be anything between us

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 13:31

Cat, good afternoon.

Hun, can't you just enjoy the fantasy?

And find a talented and attractive someone to furnish the earthly delights?

(I'm such a practical person endowed with a desperately romantic soul, a true paradox, LOL)

From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 13:31

What should I do about a man I have feelings for? I can't get him out of my damn head! I know deep down inside there will never be anything between us.
/
Come here, get nekkid, and we'll talk about it.

From: loveto [Jill Awf]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 13:46

Robin Williams on American politics.
(man, is he good at impressions)

http://politicalirony.com/2008/11/30/robin-williams-on-obamas-election/

From: thepube [adarklittlesecret]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 13:51

"Indeed, that untalented Dago, Dante Alighieri, pales before the glories and magnificence of Dickens."

I did exclude Dante, however I didn't see The Muppet's Divine Comedy this Chritsmas, I did see The Muppet Christmas Carole.

I think Kermit knows the score.

As for reading ethnic writers in their own language, I am inclined to agree and regret that I am a monoglot. However there is a problem with all the many great sub-Saharan writers of the 15th-20th centuries in that they neglected to learn to write. Shame really, they could probably have shed some light on the baboon arse conundrum.

From: thepube [adarklittlesecret]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 13:53

"What should I do about a man I have feelings for?"

Loathe as I am to give advice to someone who was so cruelly rude to me without cause, I would suggest doing away with "feelings". They really are over rated. A stiff upper lip is worth dozens of stiff lower members.

From: thepube [adarklittlesecret]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 13:54

Would that be the Robin Williams from the Incredible String band or the American coke head one ?
Pork ?

From: thepube [adarklittlesecret]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 13:56

I must say that goading the norace is worth the minimal amount of effort it takes. I know have the mental picture of hordes of hottentots mounted ( or mounting) zebras and baring down on the trembling fyrds.

Priceless, almost Pythonesque in it's sheer distance from reality in any known format.

From: pontius
Date: 2-Jan-2009 13:58

If you compare baboons one more time to n!glets, I'll get seriously upset.

Tell me, when did a baboon ever rob you, shoot around, go for your GF with you right next to her, think it's ok to grab into your wallet and run, or spread itself over the globe?

When?

From: loveto [Jill Awf]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 13:58

I'd call him a comedian before a coke head, but we all have different experiences with the guy...

Recreation be damned, he's brilliant.

From: thepube [adarklittlesecret]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 13:58

Of course their secret weapon would be to ride giraffes, allowing their scouts to see much further. This would be followed by shock troops riding hippos , spraying their foul odure ( the hippos) and spreading terror among the poor housecarls.

Clearly the poor Saxons would be no match for the ferocious Um-bongos.

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 14:00

Pube,

Writing is indispensable to a nation of merchants to keep track of inventories and account books.

Homer, of course, never wrote one blessed word. I prefer oral tradition well-told by a gifted racontador.

Shakespeare, of course, really comes alive on the stage, not on the pages of a book (unless one is a literature major, of course, and thus fond of taxidermy)

From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 14:00

John Travolta's son died so you know that funeral home is gonna bank, though people don't understand the pressure on the funeral director! It's a "high class" death & you know those celebs... anyway...

GD I wish! I fantasize all the time but it's not satisfactory, I'm with other men & it's not satisfactory. He's such a good man! He's sensitive & caring, he's not your typical guy looking to get laid.

Guess I'm just going to have to look elsewhere though my heart is always going to be with him.

From: thepube [adarklittlesecret]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 14:01

"Tell me, when did a baboon ever rob you,"

I had a marmoset look at me funny the other day, I think I was "disrespecting" his bananas.

From: thepube [adarklittlesecret]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 14:03

GD, we all know your proclivities as regards oral, dearie , are you seriously trying to tell me that the Hafricans never traded anything before de whitefella him come ?

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 14:04

I must say that <goading the norace> is worth the minimal amount of effort it takes.

...............

?

"goading"?
Is that what yer call it in Britain?
LOL!

In the States ..round here, limey..

(Norace)we would call it..

.."yer gettin yer ass kicked"..

heh heh heh

Lemmy and the lads!

LOL !

Wadda poofer!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=f-K7zO3VIl0

From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 14:06

There's another death & this one is Canadian, a hockey player named Don Sanderson. I'll check in with friends from his part of town.

From: thepube [adarklittlesecret]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 14:06

Yeah, we caring , sensitive types are in big demand and short supply, you may have to make do with a norace or two. Better still go gay, for a lady that significantly improves your chances of a caring partner, mind you so does being an undertaker.

From: thepube [adarklittlesecret]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 14:09

In fact that is my advice to all of you. Go gay, now ! It will save time in the long run.

Norcace , if you think you are "kicking" anyone's "ass" you are more deluded than I thought you were, and that really would take some doing.

Imagine , if England had had bananas and big, wobbly bottoms, we may have CONQUERED THE WORLD...oh, spit ! We did, without them too !

From: pontius
Date: 2-Jan-2009 14:09

"I had a marmoset look at me funny the other day"

Okay, but was it black, white, or a white one caring for blacks? You talk with the precision of a wet shotgun.

From: thepube [adarklittlesecret]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 14:09

"There's another death & this one is Canadian"

At last ! Some good news !

From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 14:13

You really are a jerk thepube.

You know what's funny though? Being a FUNERAL DIRECTOR (not a "mortician" not an "undertaker") really does get a lot of guys interested. It's funny because so many seem to think it's sexy, it's always "you're a funeral director? How interesting! So you got that black suit & everything?"

A lot of people love the dark suit, flowers & caskets etc, I guess like some have a fetish for a police uniform etc. Death seems to be romanticized. Still I want that cherub that escaped my grip

From: pontius
Date: 2-Jan-2009 14:14

The only good thing the Brits ever did was to invent the Ministry of Silly Walks. I visited it while I stayed at the Fawlty Towers. Not easy to go there.

From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 14:16

Thanks for the link Jill.

Nice to see Robin Williams is still funny.

From: thepube [adarklittlesecret]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 14:17

"You really are a jerk thepube"

I do my best. Did you, perchance, notice the name of this site before you started posting ? It is not the "fluffy bunny friends of golden meadows" forum, despite DD's best efforts.

Personally I grew out of the "death is so romantic" phase about 2 nano seconds after seeing my first dead bod ( tramp, public park, London, charmingly right by the ballet theatre in full view of all the patrons).
Nothing romantic there, just a smelly old bloke with his gob open gazing rather perplexedly into eternity.

From: thepube [adarklittlesecret]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 14:20

Anyway, we know you undertakers ( Morticia is a character in the Addams family, dummy) are all sombre outwardly but that beneath the shroud you have inserted one of those party squeakers into granny's rectum so that the escape gasses make humorous noises.

From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 14:23

Hey, you're a jerk, but I can handle it! I know the site dumb-dumb, that's why I read it! Plus I'm more rotten than you could hope to be

When I talk about death being romanticized it's not about the dead bodies, people are usually turned on by the whole funeral dirctor/funeral home atmosphere. But like you said, if they see an untreated body chances are they'll get over it quick!

From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 14:26

When I got home from work my wife reminded me it's my birthday.

Since I don't remember own birthday it shouldn't hurt any body's feelings when I forget theirs.

Being as it's my birthday,AND a Friday nite (that's night for those of you who don't catch onto new things very quickly) I think I'll get drunk.

From: pontius
Date: 2-Jan-2009 14:28

From: thepube [adarklittlesecret]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 14:20

Anyway, we know you undertakers ( Morticia is a character in the Addams family, dummy) are all sombre outwardly but that beneath the shroud you have inserted one of those party squeakers into granny's rectum so that the escape gasses make humorous noises.

---

Fook, you just won the funniest post ever award I believe, heheheh. Did you make that up or read it somewhere.

Dickens?

By the way, what name is dickens. Chicken with dicks? Why not call it rooster.

From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 14:29

LAG!

Anyway you must be retarded thepube. People used to refer to us as morticians as well as undertakers which is very outdated, we are not talking about Morticia Adams you reject (btw her name "Morticia" was taken out of mortician you idiot!!).

You know how many times I've said we are NOT the somber people you think we are!? You go to a funeral directors convention & you will have the best time of your life!! Too bad you'll never know.

Patsy & GD are on my guest list though

From: pontius
Date: 2-Jan-2009 14:35

If Dickens stands for Dick on Chickens, aka rooster, it translates to Coq in French, which is awfully similar to a cock in English.

Gayest name, EVER.

IK, if nite means night, does nitwit mean white knight? Damn, English ain't easy.

From: pontius
Date: 2-Jan-2009 14:47

Nobody helps me out regarding my linguistic deficiencies here.

You guys are bad-mannered, barbaric, blunt, boorish, brusque, brutish, churlish, crabbed, crude, curt, discourteous, graceless, gross, gruff, ignorant, impertinent, impolite, impudent, inconsiderate, insolent, insulting, intrusive, loutish, low, offhand, peremptory, raw, savage, scurrilous, short, surly, uncivil, uncivilized, uncouth, uncultured, uneducated, ungracious, unmannerly, unpolished, unrefined. And vulgar.

From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 14:48

Nice Condi clip here Git
http://www.newsmax.com/

From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 14:55

Knight will remain knight as it is only used In reference to history (and in about 30% of the guild names in WoW).

Night will henceforth be spelled nite because spelling it "night" is just dumb and it's time we put that behind us.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 14:59

OK, the world survived my shopping trip. I damn near lost it and killed a few though. Why do they let morons and fucknuts out in public?

Got the makings for another pot of chili too

Evening Cats, zilla, GD, etc.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 15:02

Personally I grew out of the "death is so romantic" phase about 2 nano seconds after seeing my first dead bod ( tramp, public park, London, charmingly right by the ballet theatre in full view of all the patrons).
Nothing romantic there, just a smelly old bloke with his gob open gazing rather perplexedly into eternity.
=============================================

Aqualung my friend,
you may have died sleazy.

Ya poor old sod...
aw shit it's only me.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 15:15

Geez, I know I'm the forum dirtbag but you don't all have to stop posting

From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 15:18

Garg what was that security program you recommended a week or so back?

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 15:20

From: gargoyle the bore
Date: 2-Jan-2009 15:16

Geez, I know I'm the forum drama queen but you don't all have to stop posting
..................................

ZzzzzzZz

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 15:22

For A/V I recommend either Avira or Avast.

For spyware, Spybot S&D and also to go to Trend Micro.com and run the free scan. It catches malware, grey ware, trojans, etc.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 15:35

Greasy fingers smearing savage blows?
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2006 ARTICLE!
Microsoft has finally activated the most aggressive part of their Windows Genuine Advantage program -- active notifications.

After downloading the latest Windows updates, if your Windows cd-key doesn't validate against Microsoft's online database of cd-keys, you may be greeted with this unpleasant five-second mandatory delay dialog at the login page:

This copy of Windows is not genuine. You may be a victim of software counterfeiting. This copy of Windows is not genuine and is not eligible to receive the full range of upgrades and product support from Microsoft.

On top of that, you get a (real fucking persistently and invasively) large repeating balloon notification that nags you periodically while you use the operating system:

The warnings also get more dire as time progresses:

This copy of Windows is not genuine and you have not resolved the issue. This computer is no longer eligible to receive select security upgrades from Microsoft. To protect your computer, you must click Get Genuine now.

The language here is a little misleading. Microsoft is socially obligated to provide critical security updates to pirated machines. Otherwise those vulnerable machines will eventually be compromised and potentially used in denial of service attacks and other nefarious schemes.

How To Remove the Annoying BLUE STAR Windows Validation Check Notification

http://www.rfuz.com/windows/tips-and-tricks/how-to-remove-the-annoying-blue-star-windows-validation-check-notification.html

Hey, this OS was on this box when I bought it...I'll be damned if I'll
line the bottomless pockets of William Gates; and if that reeks of rationalization then fuck it!

This whole box was inhibited was hours in what could almost be construed as a cyber attack...and no way to erase the program or prevent the popups. They hid program in a clever way to avoid attention and even then was a bitch actually to allow deletions; changing file types and what not. Then I had to reset manually all the screens jet-black colors, insane interactive icons, settings skewed in extreme contrary positions....it was truly b1zarre.

Excuse my long-windedness, think of it as a public service.

From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 15:36

I have mixed feelings about Duder updating tonight, on one hand I submitted articles, but on the other hand I'm just now commenting on the current ones.

Maybe Duder will update tomorrow and use one the articles I submitted tonight.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 15:42

I wouldn't be holding my breath for updates today. You'll look funny all purple and bloated.

Lurker are you lurking?

From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 15:42

DD, if I remember correctly, Onelove had the same problem with Win XP
when she tried to update the latest Service Pack. It said something
like "Non valid, etc, etc". I don't know what became of it or how she fixed it.

BBL (dinner)

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 15:42

Cat, those who officiate at the door of one of mankind's greatest mysteries have always elicited a mixture of awe, curiosity, and some whistling in the dark, in the uninitiated.

Anubis, the psychopomp, as well as the stone age Shaman, led the way.

Those who wash the Dead have always been blessed, and rightly so.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 15:45

Goodevening GD, Patsy.

From: pontius
Date: 2-Jan-2009 15:49

DD, I guess you will tell us now, in a 16 page rant, that you have no clue how to insert toast breads in your toaster. Amaze us, medieval down syndrome guy.

IK, you have two hands full, so what do you wank with? A foot?

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 15:51

Goyle, good evening to you

--------------------------

Patsy, that photo was absolutely splendid. Add some years and weight and you'll have zeroed in on my taste.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 15:52

good evening tards

From: pontius
Date: 2-Jan-2009 15:54

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 15:52

good evening tards

--

Mind your own business.

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 15:54

"Genuine Advantage" is as outrageous a misnomer as "Iraqi Freedom".

I wonder if they use the same publicist.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 15:56

Microshaft is too concerned with keeping it legal over making it work.

From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 15:56

Foot wanking is obscene and amoral and I don't do it anymore.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 15:58

Cleopatra herself intones the wondrous mysteries languidly awaiting our mercurial embrace of the sacred unknown truths a brief sojourn beyond the river!

I'll spare you all with Antony quotes.

From: snowwhite [SnowWhite]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 16:00

For Rent. Three room apartment fully furnished and completely accessorized by a leading decorator in the retro-ghetto school of design. Very open, well lit rooms complemented in warm hues, wood tones and paper products. Multi-screen entertainment system included. Has to be seen to be appreciated.

Previous long-term tenet departed unexpectedly.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 16:02

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 15:54

"Genuine Advantage" is as outrageous a misnomer as "Iraqi Freedom".
---------

Yeah; I winced at that rasher of rank hypocrisy.

Positively Orwellian. (I think that appellation is somewhat cliche' but it seems to bring to mind's eye of pigs and men in dynamic equilibrium!)

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 16:21

It's almost as dead here as fucknuts brain

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 16:23

Indeed DD -- "Slavery is Freedom" etc.. Newspeak!

I had to smile at the innocence of some who claimed that the mind-bending techniques used at Abu-Grahib et alia should not be called a form of "torture" instead of just simple plain "coercion".

I remembered a time when people read Koestler's "Darkness at Noon" and shuddered, and were thankful that only dictatorships indulged in such pleasant pastimes and certainly not our "Great Democracies".

All your fault. Orwell and Koestler are always tightly linked in my mind.

I just reread "Homage to Catalonia".

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 16:25

yea this is an overly active forum tonite

come on you tards! entertain me, damnit!

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 16:38

Previous long-term tenet departed unexpectedly.
==========================

We have made these the *tenants* of our noble creed.

Grammar nazi strikes again mit Wehrmacht und Stuka!

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 16:40

...unless snowwhite was being cryptic...

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 16:48

"Homage to Catalonia".....interesting; I must admit I haven't gotten to that one yet (heard of it certainly) it had to be miles better than the Hemingway drek regarding the self-same 'The Great Playground' (as dubbed by John LaCarre)

I re-read some Graham Greene and Conrad recently and Dracula (in True Blood mania!) Still saving 'Little Dorri t' for my dotage; 'The Brother's Karamzov as always simply won't touch my hands'.

From: pontius
Date: 2-Jan-2009 16:49

Did I hear Nazi?

http://www.hagalil.com/deutschland/ost/judentum/images/Judensau an der Kirche von Wittenberg.JPG

Yes, yes, it's a Judensau.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 16:49

It's ever so splendid to see again too, mister rectalfissure.

From: pontius
Date: 2-Jan-2009 16:53

Bad, bad doggy... style.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 16:54

Damn, did everyone just die or what? WTF?

Don't tell me that the Rotten crew got a life? Say it ain't so.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 16:55

hey loma, goyle, GD, DD et al whats the haps?

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 16:56

Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch her poor doggy a bone, but when she bent over, Rover took over, he had a Bone of his own.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 16:57

Hey RF, not much happening.

From: pontius
Date: 2-Jan-2009 16:57

Why do people keep calling me "etc" "aso" "et al" "and the rest".

I get easily depressed, you know. I'm emo. A lot.

From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 16:58

Iraq is going to be the complete undoing of our security.

When the "sovereign" government of Iraq is ground to shit by the Muslim extremists we'll have to give sanctuary to thousands of them that claim to have supported us (ala Vietnam) and then we'll get to have daily suicide attacks.

But at least we got that bastard Saddam!

That taught our enemies a lesson!

The lesson being, develop nuclear weapons or we don't negotiate.

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 16:58

Do click!

A fine combination of Remus/Romulus and Many Juden und One Cup. LOL

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:00

Hahaha -- They haven't called it "Iraqisation" yet, IK, but wait and see.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:01

well I wish i could say not much is going on here

i just spent the last two days in hell at work

and today i come home to find out that bro may have cancer

the new year is shaping up quite well so far

From: pontius
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:01

Is we bein' protentious and suck a 'orse?

(Now tell me I misspelled a word. Like proteins.)

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:03

As far the Abu Graib.....It was apalling.

Not that I give a shit about those smelly backward fanatical camel-cunnilinguists; I think it sends a moral equivalence. Although truth be told, a few slaps, metallica and a cold-night doesn't equate with sawing a man's head off.

Also it endangers captured Amiricans, and I have a brother in Iraq who is involved guarding prisoners. Err...'detainees' I mean. I haven't talked to him so I can't speak to the conditions relatively safe 'Green Zone'.

I hope they strap electrodes to their nipples and genitals (and that's just the women!), force them to kneel upon crushed, glass, are festooned with raw pork & excrement, and given a massive overdose of scopalamine....ending with the cutting off of their feet and the unceremoniously tossing of them in a rattan basket before their horrified orbs.

(not really)

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:03

Hello, Pontius, GD, Garg, Loma, Rectal.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:03

Well damn RF, that just sucks. Best wishes to you and bro.

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:04

DD, I didn't see You there,

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:05

The milk from the sow, the milk from the cow,
is expected to nourish us somehow.

Tho the white fluid be wet and taste so foul,
it's got to be better than the milk of an owl.

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:06

IK -- I was thinking about that too.

The invasion is coming, and like the Gusanos and Vietnamese, they'll berate us for not doing right by them, and demand everything, including supporting their more revolting customs.

Washington, I hope, will be gutsy enough to say "Stay home and fix your own fucking country".

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:06

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:07

Evening Cain..

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:08

Very sorry, RF.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:09

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:04

DD, I didn't see You there

I'm still recovering from that horror you posted last night.
(and a hangover)

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:09

"Love is a sickness.. a disease.. it is the breakdown of one's mind.. it is the sudden rush that occurs in your heart that leads to unusual behavior and irrational actions. It also decreases your reaction time and lowers your pace in a certain amount of degree. If this happens to you, then you've fallen for it, you're in love."

Mark Aaron A. Corrales

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:11

thank you that is very kind

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:12

Cain

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2BjJbKQkgc

From: pontius
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:14

Did I ever post a pic of my lovely dog.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:15

Hail, citizen cainmarko! Did that rosebud ever get smoked?

From: pepe [Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:15

-----------------

Kill it with fire.

From: pontius
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:16

RF, I hope it's a false alarm! You and your bro stay tough.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:16

Good doggie,, LOL

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:18

Gee rf, way to sober up a party!

My regards as well, ya.

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:18

I'm still recovering from that horror you posted last night.
(and a hangover)

I'm sorry, here wash it off with her

From: pepe [Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:20

Yay!

fap material.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:20

NFC
Sat., Jan. 3, 4:30 p.m. ET, NBC
Atlanta (11-5)
Arizona (9-7)

Speaking of birds.
They'll find a way to lay an egg...in their own nest.

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:22

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:12

Cain

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2BjJbKQkgc

~~~~~~~~~

Haha, Yes it does, and Loma Yes My RoseBud got burned.

From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:25

>>The invasion is coming, and like the Gusanos and Vietnamese, they'll berate us for not doing right by them, and demand everything, including supporting their more revolting customs.<<

Whether the "Christian" Republicans or the "Liberal" Democrats are in charge the Iraqi immigrants will be pandered to.

A pox on the Libertarian party for not running a viable candidate when the masses were sincerely open to change!

From: tardo [That's MISTER Tardo to you, punk.]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:26

Drama, we lives for it.

From: pontius
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:26

It suddenly smells like shit here. Bye.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:27

Sorry Ponty, I just farted.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:28

well my apologies for spoiling the party

but still this is rotten

many thanks for the well wishes

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:28

Still not ending my Lib party affiliation.

I thought gusano was spanish for "worm."

?

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:29

Oh, Hi Ik.!!

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:30

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:31

Gusanos can mean Vermin

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:31

RF, don't want to pry, but what type of cancer? Some are quite easy to deal with these days. Well, easier than in the past anyhow.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:33

Ah so. Thank you most honorable teacher.

I'm listening to Suavecito now, by Malo. Such a pretty song.

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:34

Insectos necios, Gusanos atrevidos.

Foolish insects, Impudent vermin.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:35

From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:37

Hello Cain.

You could give Gargoyle a lesson on manners, when he logged in he said hi to everyone except me.And I even mentioned that it's my birthday!

I'm very upset.
If I get drunk tonight it's Goyle's fault for hurting my feelings like that.

From: kushed
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:37

cuban in america lol

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:38

RF, don't want to pry, but what type of cancer?
=====================

nothing definite yet, just a couple of spots on the xrays

possibly lung cancer

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:38

happy birthday Ik

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:39

Happy fucking birthday Ik, hello too.

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:39

Yeah Garg can get caught up in His Flowers leaving no room for his friends.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:40

RF, like I said, my best wishes. I don't wish the treatments on anyone unless absolutely needed. I will hope for the best for you and him.

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:40

Happy Birthday.!!

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:41

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:01

well I wish i could say not much is going on here

i just spent the last two days in hell at work

since the soda machine broke down and then

and they took out the ding dongs from the menu.

..............................................

Yawn

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:41

Check it out, pontius. Now this is gae!

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:42

pardon me loma

fucknut

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:43

Your power is great, Master of "THE CEILING".
But if in this you think you see a weakness in Cain Marko ...
... You see no weakness but your own."

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:45

back later

gotta go forage for food

From: kushed
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:46

absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:06

Washington, I hope, will be gutsy enough to say "Stay home and fix your own fucking country".
------------------------------------
There was nothing wrong with their country to begin with.. you guys fuked it up. lol but you did catch osama and got all the wmd.. lmao didnt you learn anything in nam

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:50

From: rectalwelcher [HonesttagodAsshole]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:45

back later

gotta go forage for ding dongs

..................................

yawn

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vf9-UwkyoOY&feature=related

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:51

lmao didnt you learn anything in nam
==========================

'Tis not polite to point out the mistakes of retards.

From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:52

Thanks guys

Like I said earlier, my wife reminded me it was my birthday when I got home from work.

That's the best present ever.

Since I don't remember my own birthday I think it's absolutely fair for me to forget every one else's.

And I do so enjoy not remembering people's birthdays.

From: loveto [Jill Awf]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 18:08

Happy birthday to you
You live in a zoo
You look like a monkey
And you smell like one too!

(Best birthday song ever)
/sings

From: pepe [Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 18:11

From: mikeisgreen [Mike]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 18:22

Fuck you all! I'm back.

What's down on Rotten tonight?

From: kushed
Date: 2-Jan-2009 18:23

pepe [Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 18:11
-------------------------------------------------

hahahahahahahahaha very nice to see pontius and his daddy getting along again

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 18:23

Jill, I was taught that ditty by my niece (7 yrs-old).

Really made me laugh.

Also sent me a card from Yellowstone saying:

"When you're a monkey
And you live in a tree
Send me a coconut
COD"

Live and learn! LOL

From: kushed
Date: 2-Jan-2009 18:24

hey mike wheres the prime

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 18:25

Mike, Sheddup You killed This Bitch ass thread Again.

From: mikeisgreen [Mike]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 18:27

Just for you, Cain:

It’s time we put on make-up,
Then smoke our big crack pipes.
It’s time we all brain-farted,
On the Rotten Show tonight.

From: mikeisgreen [Mike]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 18:28

And Cain, I'm tired of hearing about the great threads you pull out of your ass.

Stop eating twine.

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 18:28

You said Brain fart.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 18:29

hey mike

good to see you back

From: mikeisgreen [Mike]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 18:30

From: kushed
Date: 2-Jan-2009 18:24

hey mike wheres the prime
*********************

Still in the bag for now, and thanks for reminding me: There's a Sarah McLachlan special on in ten minutes.

From: mikeisgreen [Mike]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 18:32

Stop looking at my back, Rectal.

From: kushed
Date: 2-Jan-2009 18:32

puff puff pass..

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 18:33

Stop looking at my back, Rectal.
==================

well it is better than looking at your face

From: mikeisgreen [Mike]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 18:36

Thanks, Kushed. [puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff, pass]

Rectal, are you calling me a shit-face?

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 18:39

why no mike

not in so many words that is

besides shit face is sooooo 80s

today we use the PC term "Fecal facade"

From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 18:39

Hmm if you don't mind me asking Jill, where are you from?

I know that ditty from when I was a kid and I'm curious how wide spread the 3rd grade version of a limerick gets.

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 18:47

IK -- Happy Birthday and many sexy returns.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 18:55

OK, I just died of boredom

From: mikeisgreen [Mike]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 18:57

Here ya go, Goyle.

See you in about an hour.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 19:01

Mike, she's nice enough looking, but right now I'm looking at orrerys

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 19:07

From: thesicknonsense [iseeboxes!]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 11:09
==============

Yah, I backread.
Yah, I lolled.

Even tss would be amused.

From: fistedmidget [short and sassy]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 19:09

"I do haz yer o'ladies. Think I got her worried."

Lol, I'm not worried you stupid fucker.

I didn't receive an e-mail either.

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 19:14

lol!

Red and blue-assed baboons. Haha!

Lemme see...

1.) yellow banana cock
2.) brown (coco)nuts
3.) the asshole of africa (unwiped for optimal realism)
4.) red and blue ass

I don't know why, but that just, you know...
sounds like fucknut!

** What should I do about a man I have feelings for?

Well cat, you've got to take a second to realize how minute
your life is. And I mean that in the most honest way possible.
All of our lives are minute, nothing... farts in the fucking
wind of time.

Anyways, that's all it takes. One (1) fucking second, and you'll
realize that life is a single something, it never happens again,
you lose every second that passes.

It's important, cat, to chase your dreams. To live like YOU want
to, not your friends, not your society, and not your conscience.
Live cat.

Life is Love

You need to check him. Find areas around your work where you can
watch him without him being aware of it. Reflections in windows,
lamps, cabinet glass, mirrors... Check him, and if you catch him
eying you, you'll know he has the same feelings you do.

A lot of what men like about women doesn't have anything to do with
how they look, we're not all dogs dammit. For instance, the most
attractive things to me about a women are her energy (the way she
walks, bounces around... hops or jumps over things.) her attitude
(does she fain illness when stressed, or kick its fucking ass?) and
her self... the way she maintains her nails, hair, jewelry, etc.

[ notice, I didn't mention makeup...
an 'average' women with those qualities doesn't need it.
she's just beautiful, period.]

If he does, go for it. It takes work, it wouldn't be worth a
damn otherwise.

Fucking useless embalming coward bitch.

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 19:18

Somethiiiiiiiiing's very wroooooonnnnng.

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 19:20

Hi everybody (but mr red 'n' blue).

From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 19:29

Thank you GD.

BTW I did pick up a chick at The Sundown Lounge once, so I am technically a lesbian.Just something to keep in mind.

Also shot my best night of pool ever in the Sundown (I suck at pool so bad the only reason I play is to get in fights with people that want want me to get my shit together and clear the fucking table so they can play).

I had one night of my life when I was just on fire and owning the pool table.

Of course that had to happen in a bull dyke bar.

They were fucking heated with me for that.

The Sundowners seem to really take that game to heart.

From: pontius
Date: 2-Jan-2009 19:35

IK. Stop mentioning that you forget ppls birthdays, I even forget their names.

Happy, what was it, oh, easter, by the way.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 19:39

Damn, wandered off looking at astrolabium and orrery and forgot I was here.

Hello again

From: pontius
Date: 2-Jan-2009 19:41

Astrology and oregano? what are you cooking, G?

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 19:46

" Wake up. Immediately think of suicide for ten minutes. Think about how you are too good for the world and nobody understands just how wonderful you are. Then think about how many friends you have. Wow. You have a lot of friends. Some of the highest quality friends ever and they really like you. What the fuck is wrong with you? You're the luckiest man alive except for anyone who gets to be on the Harlem Globetrotters maybe. Girls like you, young girls even. Everybody likes you. Especially the people you admire. Why are you so ungrateful? You really must be a dick to have it so good and yet the first thing you think of when you wake up is suicide you ungrateful pansy assed fuck. Maybe it's because of the alcohol. Maybe you are an alcoholic. Nah. You don't even like alcohol. You only drink it because you want to laugh and treat people well. Check your blog stats. Few more people than last week. Somebody in New Mexico. I wonder if it's a funny girl. Probably a fag. Man you used to be a jerk. Pffft, what are you saying? You're still a jerk. Unfortunately you are the kindest most sensitive person you know. All the more reason to kill yourself. Holy shit. This beard is out of control. You look like fucking Santa Claus. Nobody understands. Fuck'em. Kill yourself. That'll learn'em. Wow, you really are a jerk. Your whole thing is bullshit. How can you simultaneously act like you love your friends and want to punish them all by blowing your brains all over the bedroom? Ooooh -- what about the dogs? Would they eat your brains if you blew them out? That would be gross. Or cool. I should set up a video camera. Too much work. Pills. As if. You still gag taking aspirin. You should fix the sheets. Laying on a bare matress is disgusting. If you kill yourself -- you should leave the sheets like they are. It looks more desperate --- better for the cop photos. Plus -- how retarded would those DNA tests be. You should be naked too. Stick something up your butt. That'll keep the gay joke going. People love that shit. Write "Dennis Kucinich" on your penis first. Now that's drama. Who would find you? Would the dogs cry and alert the neighbors? Nah. They'd be licking your brains. Dude. You have to go to the post office -- they stopped delivering your mail a month ago -- you probably have overdue tax notices you need to read -- you can't fuck with the government. On the other hand, If you kill yourself, you don't have to go to the post office or pay taxes. Seriously, you need to change your sheets. They are disgusting. That gum from last week totally looks like a poop smudge now. What the fuck is wrong with you? Go back to sleep. Dream about having sex with Oprah again. That dream was great. If you kill yourself you don't have to change the sheets. There's that KOIT commercial again. Kill that bitch instead. Then kill yourself. Dude, you don't even have a clean shirt to wear and you have a billion shirts. You are a fucking pig. If you're dead, you don't have to do laundry. Holy shit your armpits smell like meatloaf. Fix the hot water heater. That black stuff can't be good. You'll probably be sued by your tenants. If you killed yourself they could just have the house. Who would you give your house if you died? Quinn?
Fuck no. You give him too much already. You should give it to your real little brother or your sister. Ahh fuck it. They don't give you anything. Nobody ever gives you anything. Bridget gave you that brass question mark today. You should kill yourself with that thing. That would be rad. No it wouldn't. How lame. Question marks. Wow dude, you are soooooo deep. You and a million wacky hippies who juggle and rollerblade. Kill yourself. Do it. I'm too lazy. Just like I thought. You don't mean it. You'll never kill yourself. It's too dramatic. Plus, if you're gonna put in the effort, you may as well do something productive. How gay is suicide? Only pussies kill themselves. It's soooo mid nineties. Write a fucking blog entry. Go read Raymi. Maybe she killed herself. "

http://www.threequestionmarks.com/blog/2005_12_01_threequestionmarks_archive.html

From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 19:53

Replace that cross with a pendant of Mjollner and I'm in love.

From: pontius
Date: 2-Jan-2009 19:53

Nice book you just posted, nor... I mean TSS. But I only looked at the pictures.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 19:56

I got bored shitless after the first line and went to get a Tangerine to eat. I'm peeling it now.

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 19:57

Fantastic images, TSS -- The one on the throne with the stuffed beasts goes in my permanent collection.

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 19:58

This girl... looked like this THEN:

But looks like this NOW:

I think I'm going to COME.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 20:00

*hands TSS a box of kleenex*

From: pontius
Date: 2-Jan-2009 20:06

"I think I'm going to COME."

And I was hoping you'd GO. AWAY.

From: pontius
Date: 2-Jan-2009 20:11

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jan-2009 20:13

Is that fucknuts son?

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 20:46

I'm not sure, they all look alike.

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 20:50

More bubble than I like... but I know some of you perverts will appreciate it.

And, omfg... THAT'S the kinda bubble I like!

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 20:53

the second bubbled nymph is

http://www.myspace.com/denisemilani

Now... whenever you fap to her, you'll think of TSS.

[ It's so fucked up! ]

Unless you're a lesbian, than it's ok!

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 20:53

I am still deciding if my New Years was a bust or
not. Mushrooms and champagne is a weird combination.
I tried to convince somebody my urine was carbonated.
It must have been the sound of my brain sizzling.

Luckily there is no permanent damage -- The last time
I ate mushrooms I thought I broke my brain. A good two
hour conversation involved me telling someone I need
to check myself into a mental health center.

It was awesome.

From: pontius
Date: 2-Jan-2009 20:57

"CONFIRM YOUR WINNING OF £800,000(PUONDS)"

Damn, I just won a lot of puonds. Does anybody know how much a puond is?

Never mind, I think I failed their test:

Contact our fiduciary agent for claims with:

Agents Name: Mr.James Brown >> The famous musician?
Email:fiduciaryjamesbrown@hotmail.com
Tel:+44 703 198 2895
+44 703 198 3682

Fill the below:
1. Name: >> YES, have one
2. Address >> Have one too
3. Marital Status: >> Why, are we gonna have sex?
4. Occupation: >> Replying your email
5. Age: >> Ice Age
6. Sex: >> YEAH, I love sex.
7. Nationality: >> That's racist
8. Country of Residence: >> Is this a test?
9. Telephone Number: >> No thanks, not if we have sex on the first date. Don't come when my GF is around though, she has the keys and will probably stab you.

From: pontius
Date: 2-Jan-2009 21:01

"I need to check myself into a mental health center."

Shouldn't we all. Really.

I often talk "rotten" style in public, you cannot start to imagine how upset people get. Most react like a nograce though and shake their heads.

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 21:02

Unless you're a lesbian, than it's ok!

_______________________________________

Thanks muchly anyway.

I'll be sure to shout out your name as I explode in ecstasy (even if I have to explain later on).

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 21:07

Pontius -- I am blue-collar
It is a prerequsite that I use the word
"fuck" at least every 28 seconds and spend
Monday mornings talking about pussy.

When I lived in California I was banned from
a grocery store for using "filthy" language.

The disclaimer "pardon my French" is not accepted
in some places -- It is almost midnight so I am
going out drinking and to participate in some general
jackassery. Happy birthday Ikthool you old Irish bastard.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 21:10

Let us take time out from our busy lives to say Thanks to the Utah Utes, the only undefeated team in major college football this season.

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 21:18

abby, that gave me an idea... I'm going to try to get my wifey
to say "TSS" instead of my name when we have sex.

Maybe I can turn the lights out, smack her around a little
and tell her that her mother was tighter.

That should help her along...
(I'll keep you posted!)

** I tried to convince somebody my urine was carbonated.

I don't know what that was... funny is the closest word
I can come up with. But it doesn't do it.

Kinda 'funny ewwwww': Fewy?

" OMFG... he's soooo fewy! I'd do him, but I wouldn't tell anyone. "
" I saw her shirt, is was missing a button! Fuckin' fewy! "

And for when a simple fewy just doesn't cut it...

" fewfewy! "

Wait... that doesn't work. It fucking starts with FEW. DUrr.

How about " mofewy! "

Hey, I'm trying dammit!

From: hippityhopp [bunny meat is good!]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 21:21

Anybody else here watch 20/20 tonight? What a bunch of unhinged fuck-bakes they had on there.

1st story was about women who buy what amounted to "real doll" versions of newborns that they (no exaggerations here) treat as if they were flesh and blood children. Some of the dolls go for as much as $1500. The best lady on there was disappointed when people didn't 'oh and aw' when she walked around outside with her "Child". Fucking creepy...

2nd story was about broads who kept on breastfeeding loooooong after it's either necessary, and beyond creepy. The oldest one they had still sucking on the tit was 8. Needless to say I turned to the GF to see what a woman's reaction to this would be.

Seeing the same look of WTF on her face was really reassuring...

3rd story was about women who do the surrogate child thing for other people.
Nothing bad there so far. Until they tell you how many times they did it.

The one lady had already done it 12 times and wanted to do it yet again. The other lady they had on only stopped because basically her baby-maker fell out.

But what got me was the same sentiment both chicks had, they were mad that people thought they only did it for the money. They all but admitted they did it for the money, but got pissed they were called out for it.

Hell, the 12 times lady even got busted giving one couple a kid that had no genes from the birth father. It was her and her boyfriend's kid.

She offered to give em their money back, or take the kid if they didn't want it, but it was the way she talked about the kid, like it was a fucking sweater she'd sold them in the wrong size, not like it was a goddamn kid, but a product.

And I guess if you crank out kids like she did, it kinda is.....

From: pontius
Date: 2-Jan-2009 21:21

LOL, MV!

The silliest thing I ever came up with must have been - This fucked up, fucking, bloody fucking fuck. What the fuck. You know what, fuck this, and fuck you. Fucking fat fuck.

Something along those lines, so I guess even though I'm a [modest] programmer, my ancestors must have been worthy proletarians.

My GF was not impressed, by the way. She backed away about half a mile and kept that distance till we arrived home.

Anyway, in my next life I'll become gardener. It's just a damn annoyance that I don't believe in next lives.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 21:23

Jett Travolta has been cleared for takeoff to Xenu.

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 21:40

Hippety, be kind!

A gentler way to put it is that "money was only one of the considerations".

(I should have been a diplomat, and don't nobody laugh)

On the plus side, they give them away and not keep the crotch fruit.

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 21:44

OK, I'm heading out. You people are kinda boring.

GOD DAMN!

DAMN GOD!

Laters.

From: pontius
Date: 2-Jan-2009 22:05

Look at TSS's last post.

First pic, some random 35 year old chick who doesn't look any better than ANY non fat chick.

And she wears socks, that's the most despicable thing I can imagine when I try to think about erotica.

Second pic, fake tits made by some doctor who got his "license" in Nigeria.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

You wank, buddy, mine just shrank.

From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 22:10

>>abby, that gave me an idea... I'm going to try to get my wifey
to say "TSS" instead of my name when we have sex.<<

Be careful what you wish for dude.

Your wife calls me Ikthool most of time I fuck her,
then calls out me real name when she cums.

Is it just me or is that kinda weird?

From: hippityhopp [bunny meat is good!]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 22:25

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 21:40

Hippety, be kind!

A gentler way to put it is that "money was only one of the considerations".

(I should have been a diplomat, and don't nobody laugh)

On the plus side, they give them away and not keep the crotch fruit.
****

GD my problem wasn't that they did it for money, it was the whole holier than thou act that both had. The one pretty much faked a baby for a couple and acted like it was a mistake.

That's what bothered me, she acted like customer service talking about returning a defective product, not the birth mother of the kid....

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 22:33

What a shame I had to leave last night, I was having such fun. Unfortunately the house was suddenly surrounded by zebra riding hottentots. It was O.K. though they just wanted directions to the nearest benefit office. I sent them to Wales.

Actually, I went to watch a TV show about "prog" rock, from back in the day when hairy young Englishmen gathered together to make unlistenable noises on Mellotrons. Very entertaining. Genesis were rather good and , amazingly, so were the Moody Blues. E.L.P., the Nice and King Crimson were all just flatulent noise makers but best of all was Yes who were simply ridiculous. Terrible music, lousy lyrics "Silly human race" and costumes only a blind circus dwarf would consider wearing.
Those were the days.

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 22:33

Hippity - Sorry, I should have said "sarcasm".

Your meaning was clear, and I don t much care for the self-righteous types, even those running a successful cottage industry. LOL

From: onelove [onelove]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 22:35

From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 15:42

DD, if I remember correctly, Onelove had the same problem with Win XP
when she tried to update the latest Service Pack. It said something
like "Non valid, etc, etc". I don't know what became of it or how she fixed it.

BBL (dinner)

****************************

i do, patsy. i have not fixed it yet, but i will definitely get on that soon, as i now know my fate.

good memory!

thanks for the info, dd.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 22:35

Yeah , fake rubber tits are a big yuck for me too. Too skinny TSS, I prefer a little bit of flab ( not too much though, I am not American) on the ladies.

My new work place is full of adorable women, until they open their mouths that is and let out a constant stream of gibberish.

If only God had remembered to put the brain in too.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 22:38

Well ! I have just been reading about the new "museum of Europe" to be made in Brussels by the EUSSR ! The article included this quote

"The creation of the museum goes hand in hand with moves by Germany and France to create a "European history book", to be taught in all schools across the EU to foster a common cultural identity."

Oh goody ! The French and Germans want to rewrite history from their point of view, that should be a good read. I wonder how they will square the "common cultural identity" with those nations that dont' ,actually, have one ?

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 22:40

Funny too that it will be in Brussels, the Belgians can't agree on their "common cultural heritage" even in such a tiny country. The Waloons hate the Flemish, the Flemish hate the Waloons and the poor German speakers sit in the corner hoping no one notices them.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 22:44

Well it's been scintilating as usual guys but I must go and get ready for work. Just as well we Brits don't have easy access to guns, I may have gone postal already if we had have had.

There is a small but vocal contingent of "fantasy role players" at work and yesterday they were "enacting" with plastic bottles for swords. It would be a kindness to put them out of our misery.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 22:50

This place is harder to kill than Rasputin.

Nice try though, Git.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 22:54

One last thing, that last photo of TSS's reminded me of the great "Punk Poet" John Cooper Clark's poem "reader's wives". I don't know if you had "reader's wives" over there but, basically, back in the 1970s cheap wank mags like "Razzle" would get readers to send in saucy snaps of their other halves. Often they were grotesque in the extreme. Anyway, here is the poem, it needs to me read in a Mancurian accent ( i.e. from Manchester, England) or you could try Manchurian.

make a date with the brassy brides of britain
the altogether ruder readers' wives
who put down their needles and their knitting
at the doorway to our dismal daily lives
the fablon top scenarios of passion
nipples peep through holes in leatherette
they seem to be saying in their fashion
'I'm freezing charlie - haven't ya finished yet?'

cold flesh the colour of potatoes
in an instamatic living room of sin
all the required apparatus
too bad they couldn't fit her head in

in latex pyjamas with bananas going ape
their identities are cunningly disguised
by a six-inch strip of insulation tape
strategically stuck across their eyes

wives from inverness to inner london
prettiness and pimples co-exist
pictorially wife-swapping with someone
who's happily married to his wrist

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 23:17

OMG ! I killed it ! Is there an undertaker..sorry..morp..morf..mork..you know that other, posher word for undertaker, in the house.

From: doughnutman [guesswhy]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 23:23

Interesting back read. Hola Git. Keep banging away at those keys. I need a little humor and am too lazy to change the channel.

From: pepe [Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 23:23

Hello Git.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 23:25

Up bright and early Mr Woods. Jolly good show.
Up the workers and all that.

From: doughnutman [guesswhy]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 23:27

Went to the dentist today to get another crown. I am feeling quite royal today.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 23:29

Donutman, I would love to stay but I must get ready for work, feed dog, plait nostril hair that sort of thing.
Truth is I find it a tad difficult communication on here, unlike norace and ponti it is almost impossible for me to dumb down enough to make myself understood by the average American.

I will try though.

Norace mr poo-poop head, smelly bum, LOL, xxx..oops hit wrong key.zzz..etc.
I've forgotten how to do smileys so I won't.
Shakes head.

From: doughnutman [guesswhy]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 23:30

One of the few, great pleasures in life. I get a few minutes of a young assistant rubbing her tits on me, talk the Dentist into writing a few unnecessary scrips all for the low,low price of 20 minutes of pain and $800.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 23:32

I guess it's YouTube time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT_0gPrzGA0

I'm on a Mexican radio.

I'm on a mexican whoa-oh radio.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 23:33

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxH39QlRuhg&feature=related

Crack that whip!

From: doughnutman [guesswhy]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 23:34

Too bad Git.

Just a little warning. When pleating the nose hairs be very careful, if you make a mistake and pleat nose to beard it makes eating very painful.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 23:36

Ah the mammaries, When I was young and tolerably human looking and had hair the hairdresser I went to used to rub her jubblies on me as she was cutting the mop. It was one of the few pleasures available to a shy, impoverished young man in our village back then.Well worth the money.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 23:37

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8fORGIhbAc&feature=related

More Devo -- I can't get no satisfaction!

Greatest cover song ever.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 23:38

I'm going for cornrows this morning.

From: pepe [Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 23:43

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 23:25

Up bright and early Mr Woods. Jolly good show.
Up the workers and all that.

--------------------------

I don't work Saturdays.

So I get to stay in the warm.

From: doughnutman [guesswhy]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 23:44

Git,
Just another little grooming tip. Grow a goatee like I do. It makes the morning much faster. You just have to blend the nose hairs into your mustache. Much faster and simpler. This also works for ear hair if you have a proper comb over going. Just keep swirling the ear hair around your head and no one will ever notice that you are going bald.

From: pepe [Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 23:45

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 23:47

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KZQw5b7_Qw&feature=related

Now it can be told -- the truth about deevolution.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 23:52

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-4EZyPIsSY
Ramones!

The KKK took my baby away

Enough for now.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 23:55

Oh, here's one just for Git:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z2M_hpoPwk&feature=related

God Save the Queen!

From: pepe [Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 23:59

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 00:06

It's /b/ all the way 4 me.

From: pepe [Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 00:08

From: pepe [Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 00:09

Stud.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 00:12

that's just wrong, Sandy.

From: pepe [Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 00:33

From: pepe [Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 00:36

From: oltoothless [yes, toothless]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 00:44

RIP Johnny, Joey, DeeDee... Wherever the fuck you are!

From: oltoothless [yes, toothless]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 00:52

and ,stud, Sid had as much rhythm in him as Johnny Rotten (Lydon) had style.. No Future!

From: oltoothless [yes, toothless]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 01:01

but I still find myself foot-tapping like crazy to their stuff.. especially "My Way"

From: oltoothless [yes, toothless]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 01:06

C'mon, you basty nastards, I can't be the only asshole here at this time..

From: oltoothless [yes, toothless]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 01:10

Okay, now I feel really stupid, but anyway, fuck you all, and happy new year!!

From: pepe [Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 01:14

Gargoyle will be here soon with the weather forecast.

From: oltoothless [yes, toothless]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 01:14

Damn, even fucknut has nothing to say.. I guess I really am wasting my time (like the wife says)..

From: oltoothless [yes, toothless]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 01:16

Well, I like Garg and his weather, so that's good to me, pepe..

From: oltoothless [yes, toothless]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 01:19

pepe pepee pepe ppeepee peepee ppeepeeeee..

From: kushed
Date: 3-Jan-2009 02:01

perhaps if i am very lucky.. the feeble efforts of my lifetime will someday be noticed. and maybe.. in some small way they will be acknowledged as the greatest works of genius ever created by man.

From: pepe [Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 02:03

From: oltoothless [yes, toothless]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 02:08

kosher, go fuck yourself..

From: oltoothless [yes, toothless]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 02:10

and Sandy, go fuck yoursandyself..

From: kushed
Date: 3-Jan-2009 02:13

lol that was a real classic.. can i get you an autograph

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 02:15

From: pepe [Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 02:16

From: oltoothless [yes, toothless]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 02:18

how about this: go and gently get yourself a very gentle assfuck, you worthless piece of shit, you! or, more simply: Fuck You! Dumbass!!

From: kushed
Date: 3-Jan-2009 02:19

is there a way to search dr forum ffrom like a month ago

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 02:20

From: oltoothless [yes, toothless]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 02:20

or, more simply, FU Dickhead!

From: pepe [Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 02:21

From: kushed
Date: 3-Jan-2009 02:26

your neato lmao.... drunk or just tarded are ya

From: oltoothless [yes, toothless]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 02:29

pepe, you are to DR like sandy is to Ponty, just another hemorrhoid to be clipped before you actually cause any pain.. or some other stupid thing

From: oltoothless [yes, toothless]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 02:31

and, yes, I am drunk and (re)tarded; is that a problem?

From: kushed
Date: 3-Jan-2009 02:34

oltoothless [yes, toothless]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 02:31

and, yes, I am drunk and (re)tarded; is that a problem
-------------------------------------------------------

lol not a problem at all. it explains everything

From: oltoothless [yes, toothless]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 02:36

you can't hold off a drunken retard like me, do you even stand a chance against a high-level retard like norace? or any of the (above 35 IQ) other posters here?

From: oltoothless [yes, toothless]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 02:38

mommy spoons my apelsause oh so carefuly, but I still get some kushed on my cheek, sometime.. s..

From: pepe [Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 02:39

From: oltoothless [yes, toothless]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 02:42

Oooh, look, kushie, your sister found her way to the bus stop this morning..

From: kushed
Date: 3-Jan-2009 02:43

you can't hold off a drunken retard like me, do you even stand a chance against a high-level retard like norace? or any of the (above 35 IQ) other posters here?

hold you off... lol i feel sorry for people like you who couldnt hold themselves up. are yous a white american or a native american.. and norace is actually pretty smart haha hes got all the old timers going wild hehe ..and to those intelligent(above 35 IQ) folks here all the power to them

From: kushed
Date: 3-Jan-2009 02:48

lol sorry no sisters. kinda reminded me of your wife but im not sure. she looks different without all the black dudes stuffing her filthy holes

From: oltoothless [yes, toothless]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 02:56

actually I'm asian... but as far as the rest, I know norace is above the 125IQ mark, I just like to get him(his other personas) going. Otherwise, thanks for biting the other bait, and defending him and his other selves, when it seemed nobody but utter morons would step to the plate for him (sounding like you).

From: oltoothless [yes, toothless]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 02:59

hello?! and stuff..

From: oltoothless [yes, toothless]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:02

here, fishy, fishy..

From: kushed
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:04

asain as in chinese or asian as in east indian,, not that it matters just curious. to be honest i dont really blame norace and dont care what people think of me. i truely believe that if the bet had of gone the other way, that he would have paid. being a man rather than a mouse.. if you got fucked the way it sounds he did, im sure you wouldnt be happy.

p.s it was nice to meet you tooth

From: oltoothless [yes, toothless]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:06

never mind, call me when you have something intelligent (or at least angry) to say

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:08

What is this a n00b convention.?

From: kushed
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:11

cain ..sorry this aint craiglist and socal hasnt been here for awhile lmao

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:11

Yeah bullmuffins, norace would have just commented:

norace [ailing dood]
Date: 3-Jan-2008 06:02

/////:)
Did I pay?!?

You know it peanut!;-)

ZZZZZZZZZZ

From: oltoothless [yes, toothless]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:13

asian as in further east, I just get tired of people attacking other people with no base to work from..if you know somebody personally it's another story, but the unknown is.. unknown..

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:13

Finally a N0n n00b, Hi Cracker.

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:19

Hey cain, what's snappin?

From: kushed
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:19

oltoothless [yes, toothless]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:13

I just get tired of people attacking other people with no base to work from..if you know somebody personally it's another story, but the unknown is.. unknown..
------------------------------------------
dido.

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:24

If these nOObs had seen noraces comments over the 08 year they would be like the majority of us and call for the death penalty!:)/// (yawn)ZZZZZZZ

From: oltoothless [yes, toothless]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:30

Don't get too mean,; I was here before you were born, cain (or at least before all your "lady friends" were born, and I enjoyed you WAY before texass, cracker.. I was just trying to get a couple of retards to "put up or shut up" before anybody else woke up.. or at least to get them to admit they were trolls... anyway, I meant no harm.. If it didn't work, then "Oh well, fuck again next time", just don't bust my balls for it..

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:30

Haha, Yawn ZzzZzZzzzzzZZzZZ

From: oltoothless [yes, toothless]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:32

you sound like nonuts, cain..

From: kushed
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:32

cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:24

If these nOObs had seen noraces comments over the 08 year they would be like the majority of us and call for the death penalty!:)/// (yawn)ZZZZZZZ
---------------------------------------------------------

would like to have seen them... guess i have to wait for the updated rotten archive. what i have seen is a man has been fucked and he is doing everything possible to let people know he got fucked. i dont blame him. and for the record posting his family shit is the most childish thing i have ever seen. i think the majority of the posters here are over 30 and they are pretending to be high school kids

From: oltoothless [yes, toothless]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:33

and I always liked you..

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:34

From: oltoothless [yes, toothless]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:32

you sound like nonuts, cain..

~~~~

Sorry

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:34

fucknut didnt get fucked over

he is just pulling a scam

From: oltoothless [yes, toothless]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:35

and your young "bitches"

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:36

I was here before you were born, cain (or at least before all your "lady friends" were born, and I enjoyed you WAY before texass, cracker.. I was just trying to get a couple of retards to "put up or shut up" before anybody else woke up.. or at least to get them to admit they were trolls

oltoothless [yes, toothless]

Member Since: Sunday, September 14 2008
Comments: 185

(yawn) ZZZZZzzZ

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:37

From: oltoothless [yes, toothless]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:33

and I always liked you..

Who, Me?

From: oltoothless [yes, toothless]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:38

for the record.. I am not "norace" aka "fucknut" aka any other name you give that idiot..

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:38

Mornin RF, glad you are here to defend yourself.

From: oltoothless [yes, toothless]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:40

yes, you, you are funny as shit, and you get all the ass that I missed at your age

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:42

mornin cracker, marko

noobs before you venture an opinion concerning anything on this site ley me give you some advice

shut the fuck up!

From: oltoothless [yes, toothless]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:42

why does RF need to defend hisself? he's not been an ass..

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:43

From: oltoothless [yes, toothless]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:40

yes, you, you are funny as shit, and you get all the ass that I missed at your age

How old are You.?

From: oltoothless [yes, toothless]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:43

never mind..

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:44

i am the one fucknut is accusing of fucking him over

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:44

Sup RF.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:44

Is this the Katherine Hepburn appreciation thread? I've always thought he was such a fine actor.

From: oltoothless [yes, toothless]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:45

I'm 40, cain, and on my 2nd wife.. an Old Ass Bastard..

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:46

marko

i have been checking out the bangbros site

that is some funny shit

From: pontius
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:46

Can you all please shut up, I'm trying to watch jap porn.

Thanks.

From: kushed
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:46

rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:34

fucknut didnt get fucked over

he is just pulling a scam
------------------------------------------. i know this is going to make me even more unpopular on here but who gives a fuck. lol i read all of your shit before the election and after. your story changed about the check. i think your a liar hahaha so go fuck yourself

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:48

i know this is going to make me even more unpopular on here but who gives a fuck. lol i read all of your shit before the election and after. your story changed about the check. i think your a liar hahaha so go fuck yourself
=======================

please elaborate

just how did my story change?

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:49

Way to bait RF kush, just like a pro!

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:49

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:46

marko

i have been checking out the bangbros site

that is some funny shit

Checkout Vivalabus.com, that's the new website hosted by D.Sanchez aka Cezar Capone

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:51

marko

I have been looking at the bangbus episodes

and i cant find you anywhere

you did say you drove the bangbus didnt you?

From: oltoothless [yes, toothless]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:53

rf, kushed, I'm starting to think you are the same moron..

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:55

Yeah, along with Kevin "Kimbo slice" Ferguson.

I never really drove that much per se, though I did ride along as Security.

From: oltoothless [yes, toothless]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:57

that, I can believe, Cain

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 04:00

I never really drove that much per se, though I did ride along as Security.
===============

do you know which episode?

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 04:00

I was Kimbo's Partner in crime, He was always Cocky.

We had a Blast during our heyday, I was 18 when I started Security.

From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 04:00

Cain,if you drove the Bangbus you're the man!

From: oltoothless [yes, toothless]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 04:01

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmsuKjKNryM&feature=related

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 04:02

rf, kushed, I'm starting to think you are the same moron
================

i can assure you that kushed and i are two seperate people

now kushed and fucknut might be the samer moron

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 04:03

For "Security" reasons among others, they couldn't show much of us, to keep the Reality Pr0n experience.

From: kushed
Date: 3-Jan-2009 04:03

rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:48

please elaborate

just how did my story change?
--------------------------------------
the little things that most prople wouldnt notice.. i did... lmao you went on and on about it being a draft or certified check or some shit like that before you said you were mailing it to him.. some shit about the cash was already out of your pocket or account and such and then story changed to he didnt cash it until you were on holidays with vette women and thinking it was his plan to leave you strapped on our trip but that souldnt have mattered if the check was certified and the funds had already been taken from you as you first claimed haha why dont you just tell the guy your sorry it was an internet bet and you had no intention of paying him..
if you and i bet and you paid me. i would have said thanks. and maybe rub it in a little bit but i sure as fuck wouldnt yap everyday that i got fucked

From: pontius
Date: 3-Jan-2009 04:05

From: oltoothless [yes, toothless]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:45

I'm 40, cain, and on my 2nd wife.. an Old Ass Bastard..

--

Git, you drunken idiot (coming from me, that's a compliment).

A) I'm 36 and still a minor. How can you be 40 and old.

B) 2nd wife. Oh well, no comment.

C) Insult me all you want, but please (goes down on one knee, puts a rose between his teeth) bomb bembiom me im be fame pime fan nobrafe.

Ok, the rose thing was idiotic, I bet you didn't understand a word.

From: oltoothless [yes, toothless]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 04:05

I kinda figured, rf, but I had to piss you off to get more than a "FUN00B" from you..

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 04:06

From: kushed
Date: 3-Jan-2009 04:07

oltoothless [yes, toothless]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 03:53

rf, kushed, I'm starting to think you are the same moron..
========================================================

i pay my bets..

lol and this coming from someone who thinks pepe and sandy are differant lmao

are you pontius ffs haha

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 04:08

the little things that most prople wouldnt notice.. i did... lmao you went on and on about it being a draft or certified check or some shit like that before you said you were mailing it to him.. some shit about the cash was already out of your pocket or account and such and then story changed to he didnt cash it until you were on holidays with vette women and thinking it was his plan to leave you strapped on our trip but that souldnt have mattered if the check was certified and the funds had already been taken
====================

you are right the funds were taken out of my account
and the check wasnt cashed until I was on vacation

but that isnt me changing the story that is just fucknut

not knowing how a cashiers check works

all i did was post the cancelled check

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 04:09

kushed is starting to sound Like "fucknut" to me.

Later, time for me to go teach my aerobics class.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 04:10

kushed

you really need to put the doobage down and pay more attention

From: oltoothless [yes, toothless]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 04:12

RF, I believe you,
Ponty, WTF!?
Sorry, but I Have enough trouble with english! (such as it is)

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 04:13

later cracker

From: kushed
Date: 3-Jan-2009 04:17

you are right the funds were taken out of my account
and the check wasnt cashed until I was on vacation

but that isnt me changing the story that is just fucknut

not knowing how a cashiers check works

all i did was post the cancelled check
-------------------------------------------------

if said funds were already taken from your account or paid cash prior to the check being cashed, why would funds come from your account again at that point.. that would be paying twice. the way it works in my country when i get a cashiers check made up i pay then and there and never see that check again.

From: kushed
Date: 3-Jan-2009 04:20

rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 04:10

kushed

you really need to put the doobage down and pay more attention
------------------------------------------------
that made me laugh, true as it may be... i thought i was paying attention

From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 04:22

>>rf, kushed, I'm starting to think you are the same moron
================

i can assure you that kushed and i are two seperate people

now kushed and fucknut might be the samer moron <<

I would testify in court that RF isn't Kushed.

I do not believe that RF has the capacity to be as much of a douche bag as Kushed.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 04:22

if said funds were already taken from your account or paid cash prior to the check being cashed, why would funds come from your account again at that point.. that would be paying twice. the way it works in my country when i get a cashiers check made up i pay then and there and never see that check again.
========================
The funds were not paid twice

my bank posted the check so there would be a record

in my account that the money was paid

you really arent very smart are you?

From: pontius
Date: 3-Jan-2009 04:23

Git, I was begging in a romantic, traditional, and actually completely maladopted way that you stop mentioning me along fucknut.

I begged.

All other insults are, like you and your american friends say, a-ok.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 04:25

From: pontius
Date: 3-Jan-2009 04:27

RF is as much kosher as I am my own turd.

Actually, the second option might even be truer.

Kosher is a braindead idiot who thinks he'd get any credit for insulting some of the wittiest/interesting posters we have.

(I exclude myself, cause I hardly ever know what I'm saying. From the responses, I believe to understand it's nothing impressive).

From: kushed
Date: 3-Jan-2009 04:32

The funds were not paid twice

my bank posted the check so there would be a record

in my account that the money was paid

you really arent very smart are you?
=========================================
lol i believe the funds didnt get paid twice, i believe they didnt get paid once. just tell the guy you didnt really bet him and it was all computer land bullshit.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 04:36

kushed

you may believe whatever the fuck you want

From: pontius
Date: 3-Jan-2009 04:36

kosher, why don't you go play with pepe le pede. I think he's just tasting his own feces, the two of you would have so much fun.

Oh, and take that idiot tollybong with you. If I read one more time blablay crapouous, I'll get seizures.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 04:37

LOL

having a bad day P3?

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 04:38

We have witty and interesting posters?

So does Blockbusters.

From: kushed
Date: 3-Jan-2009 04:41

pontius
Date: 3-Jan-2009 04:36

but i thought we were pals....ahhh shuckssss

===============================================
like i said rf, just tell the guy you were fuckin with him and get it over with.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 04:45

like i said rf, just tell the guy you were fuckin with him and get it over with.
================

or what kushed?

you will assault me with some doobage?

you are pretty arrogant for a noob, now shut the fuck up you annoy me

or better yet grow some brains and come back here when you are

more interesting

From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 04:48

So RF, have you learned a lesson about betting people on forums now?

Let the internet be the internet,mixing it with real life is never good for anyone.

And I got money in that philosophy, I wanted to bet you guys that Obama would win too but I knew it would turn out to be an all fucked up thing like it did and didn't want to deal with it.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 04:50

From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 04:48

So RF, have you learned a lesson about betting people on forums now?

Let the internet be the internet,mixing it with real life is never good for anyone.
===========================

i suppose you are right Ik

From: pontius
Date: 3-Jan-2009 04:50

Actually, this is a good day for me, RF.

Seriously though, look at that embarrassingly little nooby creep trying to take it up with people who are probably 80 times smarter (hey, that's not even a compliment).

It really tries to become nograce 2. What a target to achieve.

From: logjam [logjam]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 04:52

The national health service - worthless and shit - yet expensive as fuck. These pricks need stringing up and their balls blow torching.

From: kushed
Date: 3-Jan-2009 04:52

rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 04:45

like i said rf, just tell the guy you were fuckin with him and get it over with.
================

or what kushed?

you will assault me with some doobage?

you are pretty arrogant for a noob, now shut the fuck up you annoy me

or better yet grow some brains and come back here when you are

more interesting
====================================================
i wouldnt assault you man and there is no or else..it is not my intention to seem arrogant, im just letting you know what most are thinking. its a no win situation for you. people either think your a scumbag for not paying or they think your an idiot fo paying him. i am not very invested on this forum so i dont give a fuck what people think of me,

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 04:56

im just letting you know what most are thinking. its a no win situation for you. people either think your a scumbag for not paying or they think your an idiot fo paying him. i am not very invested on this forum so i dont give a fuck what people think of me,

====================

kushed

you appear to believe that I care what people think of me on this forum

trust me here I dont

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 05:07

Fly-by:

Cooch-head has been struggling to get some acceptance on Rotten, which reveals a
striking lack of ambition as well as a total paucity of imagination. I see his little blue boxes dancing on my screen now and then.

He seems to have gained the approval of Shithand and of Fucknut, a remarkable achievement, I'm sure.

Puke, due to its high water content, tends to seek its own level.

From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 05:23

>>It really tries to become nograce 2. What a target to achieve. <<<

Let's give credit where credit is due Pontius.

Norace is like the 5th or 6th most annoying poster ever, and I'm assuming he posts his nonsense just to be annoying.

Quality work Norace!

You're a winner!

From: kushed
Date: 3-Jan-2009 05:25

absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 05:07

Fly-by:

Cooch-head has been struggling to get some acceptance on Rotten, which reveals a
striking lack of ambition as well as a total paucity of imagination. I see his little blue boxes dancing on my screen now and then.

He seems to have gained the approval of Shithand and of Fucknut, a remarkable achievement, I'm sure.

Puke, due to its high water content, tends to seek its own level.
=======================================
lol this is pontys witty intelligent poster i have been insulting.. in all honesty i just find most of her stories to be utter bullshit.. like right now she is making no mention of being in germany giving a speech which was a story of hers a month ago, all her pagen bullshit..and that just reminds me of this... and you just remided me of that.. and hang on a minute i will google some shit and get back to you with my one sided opinion and your not as smart as me and im a condescending bitch but im really a dyke and i went to medical school and then to nam and then i got my degree and i was a teacher and i was offered my tenure while working on the docks i built a harley and then a flux capacitor while working in the congo and so on and so on. fuck we really could write a book of bullshit with her posts.

i think absinth is a very educated lady. i just dont think she should embellish so much

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 05:27

Interesting news bit today about genetic racial differences.
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/ReproductiveHealth/Story?id=5420460&page=1

Only seven or ten genes separate Caucasians from Negroids? This caused me to wonder. If black people really do, as a whole and as argued by people who don't like black people, have a greater propensity to violence and dissolute character; then must not be their aberrant behavior be from systemic environmental causes, rather than genetically inferred causes? And therefore capable of remedy? If we're willing to admit a disproportionate demographic ethnic phenomenon even does exist, of which only the FBI, CIA, and Interpol/Scotland Yard/MI6/Mossad/KGB yak yakety yak database files know fer shures...

Just wond'rin', y'know...

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 05:31

i think absinth is a very educated lady. i just dont think she should embellish so much
========================

Said the spider to the fly?

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 05:35

"propensity to violence and dissolute character; then must not be their aberrant behavior be"

Duh! The "be" BEtween "not" and "their" is superfluous. I r a retard.

From: kushed
Date: 3-Jan-2009 05:35

said the noob to granny death

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 05:40

I HAD to retard. I didn't tard right the first time.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 05:42

Damn. I killed it. I only meant to strangle it a little.

Maybe if I slap it around, it'll wake up...

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 05:52

Loma, CPR!

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 05:56

Nope, that's it, nurse. This thread's as dead as poor little mister bandsaw kitteh. He'll never chase mouse again.

From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 05:58

In my neck of the woods CPR means Cool Peurto Rican

From: toilet [Jasper's Toilet Frogs]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 06:02

I denounce the false US leader as a FRAUD, and I denounce the JEWS (not all Jews, just the hawks) who have made the US into a LIVING HELL of anti-white, anti-Christian apartheid and checkpoints.

JEWS, take your CHECKPOINTS and shove them up your asses, stop defending madoff, and give us our money (that you looted) back.

Good Jews, Jews of integrity, are to be praised, thank you, and please police your own kind.

ASK YOURSELF A QUESTION: WHY IS "CHECKPOINT COMPLIANCE" SO IMPORTANT THAT AMERICANS AND BAD JEWS ARE WILLING TO SIT THERE AND SLAUGHTER ENTIRE FAMILIES TO TRY TO MAINTAIN THAT FEAR AND DOMINION?

WHY IS FEAR AND DOMINION SO CRITICALLY IMPORTANT TO BAD JEWS, AMERICANS, AND BAD GOVERNMENTS?

I DEFIED THE CHECKPOINTS, AND I WAS THREATENED WITH PISTOLS, MACHINE-GUNS, MOUNTED MACHINE GUNS, AND POLITICAL COERCION FROM THE STATE DEPARTMENT. BUT I STOOD MY GROUND, AND YOU CAN, TOO.

DON'T LIVE WITH A COWARDLY VERSION OF YOURSELF. BE DEFIANT OF TRAITORS TO LIBERTY. NOBODY HAS THE RIGHT TO CHECK YOU, OR ELSE THEY WOULDN'T NEED ALL THOSE GUNS, WOULD THEY?

DIE, SO YOU CAN LIVE.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

DIE SO YOU CAN LIVE.

yes, you understand. they are afraid of you seeing them without fear. Go to a checkpoint, and disobey orders. Interfere with their operations. Be courageous. In the US, France, and Israel, only swine work at checkpoints. Reject the entire concept.

Good luck. DEATH IS ONLY A DOOR, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

THE SWINE WANT TO KILL OUR HUMANITY, BUT KEEP OUR BODIES ALIVE, AS LIVING TESTAMENTS OF SUBMISSIVENESS, TO CIRCULATE THROUGH SOCIETY, AND SUBDUE OR DETER OTHERS.

WHAT GOOD IS YOUR LIFE, IF YOUR MIND IS DEAD, AND YOUR SPIRIT AFRAID?

ONLY ABSOLUTE EVIL REQUIRES THAT KIND OF DOMINION, AND ONLY ABSOLUTE EVIL GOES ALONG WITH IT.

KILLING A SOUL CAN TAKE A LONG TIME, MAYBE 15 YEARS.

BUT IF YOU KNOW HOW THEY KILLED YOUR SOUL, YOU CAN GET YOUR SOUL BACK.

BELIEVE IN EVERYTHING, THEY DO.

From: kushed
Date: 3-Jan-2009 06:02

absintheredux [Green Death]

hows germany.. ruprect,, ha ha fucking ha

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 06:03

naw it is only mostly dead

mostly dead is also partly alive!

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 06:04

And when the broken-faced kitties in the world agree,
there will be an answer; let it be, let it be.

In my hour of darkness the kitteh meows at me;
two-faced kitteh: bifurcated travesty.

Let it be. Let it be.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 06:07

From: toilet [Jasper's Toilet Frogs]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 06:02

==================

That's the good herb that I can't afford.

From: kushed
Date: 3-Jan-2009 06:09

toilet [Jasper's Toilet Frogs]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 06:02
-------------------------------------
puff puff pass

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 06:09

That was one of the most curious tirades I've seen in a while.

Clever use of CAPS.

Fiery and passionate.

LMAO

From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 06:11

Rf it is a little disturbing to see an EMS guy quote Marical Max..

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 06:15

what is so disturbing about it?

From: gargoyle1
Date: 3-Jan-2009 06:18

I can't believe I wasted the time to backread that shit. RF, why didn't you skin the noob? Do I have to do all the noob killing around here? I want overtime and compenstation. I'm going to speak to my Union Rep. about this.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 06:20

RF, why didn't you skin the noob?
=====================
I wasnt in the mood for noob skinning

ya know i have to have some down time too!

this would work better if a few other of the peeps took part

in the noob bashing! but NOOOOOOOOOO!!

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 06:23

Top o' a fine Scots/Irish/Angle morning to ye, gargoyle! I'm off to Home Depot this day, to replace a thermocouple/pilot assembly for my water heater.

A.O. Smith, 38 gal cap, "ProMax" bullshit. Assembly hechoed in Mehico. *Sigh*

I go bye nao. bbl.

From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 06:24

Eh nevermind.Next time I'm mostly dead I guess I'll go to you or him.

When I get all the way dead I'll see Absinthe, she can probably clone me or something.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 3-Jan-2009 06:26

Hey Andro, I feel for yas, hate plumbing problems. Go to Lowes, much better place than Home Despot.

True RF, there are too many slackers.. I'm reporting it to the union.

Toilet, shut the fuck up moron and take the caps lock off. Shit for brains.

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 06:27

Morning, Goyle.

Skin noob first, then put on a spit, and when well-done, feed to your worst enemies' canines.

Damn I forgot to say "kill" but that should take care of itself sometime during the process, and the later, the better, of course!

From: allang [Lord Pavesini]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 06:30

Oh God! 750 posts to read! Calm down. Take control. You can do this. Most of them are oikish soundbites anyway. Skip anything by norace. People say he's a douche and you're too damn uncritical to confirm that for yourself. Go with the flow. Pictures! Pictures of damaged vaginas? WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? Scroll up, dummy.

Jesus.

That looks like a bacon bit that survived the Chernobyl fallout. God that was disgusting.

Let's watch it again.

Humphrey Bogart says: "HOP RIGHT ON, miss, and let's see if we can salvage something."

From: gargoyle1
Date: 3-Jan-2009 06:32

Morning GD, yes, the kill part could happen in there somewhere. It's not a high priority though, skinning is. How are you this bright day?

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 06:37

Just about to go and get some sleep, Goyle.

Woke up at 4:30 am and decided to get some work done which had the bad side effect of waking me up.

Sorry, that was kind of circular. Ouroboros strikes again.

Until later, folks, the arms of Morphea await me..

From: allang [Lord Pavesini]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 06:37

Hey JEW! Jew. Fucking Jew. Haul your jewy TOCHUS out of our pad. And take your faggy menorah with you.

You schmeggeny.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 3-Jan-2009 06:40

Sleep well GD,

From: allang [Lord Pavesini]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 06:41

Hey, JEW! You forgot something!

From: allang [Lord Pavesini]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 06:45

My butt itches...

From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 06:47

EAT SHIT ALLANG.

We have been guiding you gentile dogs in the right direction for 2,000 years and you're to stupid to appreciate it.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 3-Jan-2009 06:48

Sounds like a personal problem there allang,

From: allang [Lord Pavesini]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 06:55

Fuck Your Jew God. I hate Jews. Can I say that just one time? I hate Jews. Ok, twice.

Is anybody keep a tally?

FUCK THE JEWS! Bunch of bar-mitzvahed, cereal-bowl hat-wearing mofos.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 3-Jan-2009 06:59

OK, this place needs CPR, I'm off to play.

From: kushed
Date: 3-Jan-2009 07:00

gargoyle1
Date: 3-Jan-2009 06:18

I can't believe I wasted the time to backread that shit. RF, why didn't you skin the noob? Do I have to do all the noob killing around here? I want overtime and compenstation. I'm going to speak to my Union Rep. about this.
===========================================================================

lol noob killing you old sad miserable fuck haha your killing youself and having a tough time at that. shouldnt you be out in the mud or snow, whats the weather like today.. overtime and compensation give me a break pal lmao union rep, what union rep i didnt realize there was a local for apartment dwelling 50 year old fucksticks. your days on the forum consist of hey im sick please feel sorry for me,,hey its been 2 minutes an nobody talked to me.. i liked you the last couple days when you admitted to being a scummer and low life

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 07:03

kushed

show a little respect

goyle is a better poster than you could ever hope to be

From: allang [Lord Pavesini]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 07:04

You a Jewy Jew, aren't you? Hasidic? Orthodox? Revisionist? Slimy Racist?

This slamdunk was

From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 07:05

Allang,please, just sit on your island and let us run the world,we promise to take good care of you.

From: kushed
Date: 3-Jan-2009 07:13

rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 07:03

kushed

show a little respect

goyle is a better poster than you could ever hope to be
=============================================================
you seem to be confused im not trying to be a better poster than anyone.
i guess i could giv you all weather reports and tell you when my tummy hurts, in between trying to get some attention by sniffing everyones ass.
i will give gaygoyle the sympathy vote but i will not give him any respect..

From: pepe [Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 07:16

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 07:16

alright kushed

continue on with your lame assed posting

you lack what it takes to survive here

I give you a month at the max

From: toilet [Jasper's Toilet Frogs]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 07:16

From: pontius
Date: 3-Jan-2009 07:17

Guys, the saddest part about this forum is that duder lets it be destroyed by a single sheep ass licking wannabe fagg0t who takes info from here to all his gay sites.

I just impersonated Hitler (I shaved, apart that little part under the nose) combed my hair, put on a brownish suit and commenced a propaganda.

My GF almost died laughing, and I would have so much loved to have held a speech for you guys and posted it here, but me impersonating Hitler, then being spattered for 3 years on 300 gay sites, nah, some destructive little unlaid creepy half male twat destroyed a really good laugh for you.

Thank him. And thank duder, for giving a fuck. My GF still has tears of laughter in her eyes.

(Enjoy sandys ponti/hitler photoshops for the 2400th time instead).

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 07:20

The trouble with trouble is that folks don't seem to mind troubling others with their troubles. I say that if you're troubled by troubles, or even just troubled, please don't trouble troubling others with your troubles.

Troubled folks with troubles troubling others with their troubles is double trouble and therefore even more troubling than just trouble.

I thought you should know...

Really, it's no trouble.

From: kushed
Date: 3-Jan-2009 07:23

rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 07:16

alright kushed

continue on with your lame assed posting

you lack what it takes to survive here

I give you a month at the max
======================================================
hahahahaha thanks for permission to post here.

and if you mean i lack what it takes,,

as in im not an old grumpy disease riddled corpse,

you would be correct.

and you want to bet im here in a month,,

lol sorry forgot who i was talking too

From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 07:23

That isn't funny at all!
After what Hitler did to us you impersonate him!

I'm contacting my Mossad friends to shut off your internet service and ,if at all possible, your plumbing.

From: allang [Lord Pavesini]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 07:24

HAHAHA! You're running the world all right, American jewy jew jew.

RIGHT INTO THE GROUND!

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 07:26

That's a matter of opinion ponti.

If you're that eager to share your impersonation, just e-mail it to you buddies. I'm sure you can trust them to keep it under wraps.

I, for one, would thank them for doing so.

You just like to whine.

Because you're a big fucking baby.

From: allang [Lord Pavesini]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 07:30

No I VILL NOT sing 'Git Along Little Doggie Git Along'!

From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 07:33

You talk from your ass Allang.

Who sells you your food?

Us!

Who imports your nice furniture?

Us!

Who keeps you safe from Sharia Law?

Us!

Now bow down and kiss Jew feet like you should.

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 07:34

If you won't 'Git Along Little Doggie', how 'bout one that's short?

From: pontius
Date: 3-Jan-2009 07:38

Nah, oddape, there was a time where we could say, post and do what we wanted on here. Those were the good times.

Let me explain. If someone sees a sandy photoshop of me on rotten, I can always say - what, you like rotten too?

Now, if someone knows my real me and my handle on rotten, googles, and finds tons of disgusting gay crap on dozens of sites, that's an issue.

Believe me, sandy will pay. He'll regret it so bad, he doesn't even commence to understand how bad.

From: allang [Lord Pavesini]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 07:40

Theo, is that a joke or an autopsy?

BTW, assholius,

Who's being a motormouth jewy jew jew today?

YOU

Who's acting like a total JEW?

YOU

Who's hankering for a jew-slap?

YOU

Who's gonna get a TORAH up the old TOCHUS?

YOU

YOU Jew YOU Jew Jew YOU Jew. JEW!

From: pontius
Date: 3-Jan-2009 07:47

IK is a jew? Now that's a dilemma, cause I like IK (as rottener), but I don't like jews.

I'm doomed, my brain's splitting.

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 07:48

Bullshit.

There was never such a time.

There has always been cause to play your hand close to your chest.

That you fucked up, and let loose some shit that could be used against you is your own fault.

That you are paranoid about who might think what about you is your own fault.

That you goaded and goaded and goaded andy is your own fault.

That andy saw how much this upset you is your fault.

That the whole thing continues is your fault.

That you see none of this is your fault.

If you were to take this shit in stride, tongue in cheek as it were, it would stop.

Instead you react to it, on cue, every time.

What reason has anyone to desist playing such a game?

From: pepe [Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 07:48

"Now, if someone knows my real me and my handle on rotten, googles, and finds tons of disgusting gay crap on dozens of sites, that's an issue."

You've already written enough gay crap about yourself, as I can recall Bruce reposting.

Not to mention you posted bestiality pics yesterday, how are your clients gonna feel about dealing with a dog-fucker?

From: pepe [Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 07:50

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 07:51

Just when you think a joke dead, me, and my trusty shovel, will exhume it for your viewing pleasure.

(try not to get any on you)

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 07:51

From: pouncy the hipocrite
Date: 3-Jan-2009 07:17

.................
!!

Waaah pouncy!

But...
You don't seem to have a problem WHEN YOU
are posting folks personal
and family info on the forum, or to threaten posters
to having them fired from their jobs?

Fer christ sakes pouncy.

Shut the fuck up about how yer "treated".

Listen to Theo, too.

What the fuck is wrong with you?
Are ya gonna teach yer "kids" to
be assholes like yerself?

Pouncy GF = what's he thinkin?

heh heh heh

wadda shiftferbrains crybaby

gag

From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 07:52

Allang,

from your last post I understand that you have a feeble gentile mind and have to go into nursery school shit when you lose an argument.

It's alright, we'll take good care of you handicapped people too.

From: allang [Lord Pavesini]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 07:53

Lincoln is listening to: Alvin Stardust

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 07:53

http://www.censor.com/

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 07:58

======================================================
hahahahaha thanks for permission to post here.

and if you mean i lack what it takes,,

as in im not an old grumpy disease riddled corpse,

you would be correct.

and you want to bet im here in a month,,

lol sorry forgot who i was talking too
.................................

!!
LOL!

:0

Go get the motherfucker..
kushed!

PS.. Don't bet this piece of shit(RFmucous) kushed.
He's got quite a "word of honor"!... spits..

heh heh heh

Yer get a "gene" fer that one kushed!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ACpNVD5GMUw&feature=related

From: allang [Lord Pavesini]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 08:01

Lose an argument? What argument? There never WAS an argument. What have you American swine ever given the world except paranoia, FEAR, the work-slave ethic, THE PRODUCTION LINE, spin-mongering, WATERGATE, heart disease, desensitization to love, sex and beauty, racial chaos masquerading as multiculturalism, political freewheeling, and WAR??

We've never dropped an atomic bomb, assholeIUS. Can you lay claim to the same? Not only are you a JEWY JEW JEW, but now we can proudly add another medal to your chicken chest:

From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 08:03

Yes Pontius, like most people of Celtic descent, I'm a Jew.

I'm so Jewish when I nail the old lady I call it matzo ballin'.

From: allang [Lord Pavesini]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 08:06

Hey norace, seeing as you're about as popular in this forum as an HIV test, I'll go out on a limb and claim that you and kushed are one and the same.

Am I off by much?

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 08:07

lol noob killing you old sad miserable fuck haha your killing youself and having a tough time at that. shouldnt you be out in the mud or snow, whats the weather like today.. overtime and compensation give me a break pal lmao union rep, what union rep i didnt realize there was a local for apartment dwelling 50 year old fucksticks. your days on the forum consist of hey im sick please feel sorry for me,,hey its been 2 minutes an nobody talked to me.. i liked you the last couple days when you admitted to being a scummer and low life

..............

!!

Damn kushed!

Apparently as i backread..
Yer on a roll earlier!

This one is GOOD too!

Nice!

Yer get a TUT!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pP7AJiQM2RI

But don't let this go to yer head, kushed.
Just keep postin what yer think!
We gotta earn em...

LOL !
heh heh , coughs!

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 08:11

Go get the motherfucker..
kushed!
================

LOL that is funny!

it will take more than a alcoholic fucknut and a burned out stoner to get me

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 08:12

From: allang [Lord Pavesini]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 08:06

1.Hey norace, seeing as you're about as popular in this forum as an HIV test,

2. I'll go out on a limb and claim that you and kushed are one and the same.

3. Am I off by much?

.....................................

1. True
2. False
3. Kushed has been postin his "mind".
He is still a "noob".
He was able to "handle" Norace's greetings.
But he ain't no Norace!
;)

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 08:13

From: rectalwelcher [abigAsshole]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 08:11

I am pathetic too.
...........................

Zzzzzzzz

From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 08:18

We did give the world the 5 day 40 hour work week.

But that probably didn't take in Malta.

The Maltese however have given the world a good place for other nations to refuel during WWII.

From: allang [Lord Pavesini]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 08:19

Hey, Norace, what's all this jiggery-pokery-hootnanny I've been hearing about you? Are you as big a rhinovirus as everybody says you are? What the hell did you do? Shit in the grand piano at your daughter's wedding? Abduct Elizabeth Smart? Embezzle billions out of an S&L fund?

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 08:19

yo fucknut

I have a serious question for you

have you received any bulletins from the CDC concerning the flu virus lately?

I have gotten two in the last 4 months urging preparations for an upcoming

pandemic

From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 08:23

>>What have you American swine ever given the world except paranoia, FEAR, the work-slave ethic, THE PRODUCTION LINE, spin-mongering, WATERGATE, heart disease, <<

Allang has me here, he knows about Watergate and I don't know a thing about Maltese politics.

And sorry about the heart disease, I didn't know it was contagious.

From: allang [Lord Pavesini]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 08:27

Yeah, and your fighting 'boys' certainly gave our indigenous whores a lot of spending money. But that's ok, 'cause they were your 'fighting boys overseas' and if that is what they had to do to defend 'your noble country,' then so be it.

Just don't try picking up a ho in downtown Houston though, not unless you want your face on a milk carton and people protesting outside your house.

From: allang [Lord Pavesini]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 08:32

It's just as corrupt as yours. The only difference is WE don't have the means to put the world in a sleeper hold and choke the fucking life out of it.

And yes, huckleberry, heart disease IS contagious. It spreads via McDonald's outlets.

From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 08:36

Settle down Allang.

No one's accusing your women of being whores.

My dad was in Malta in WWII ,and he said the chicks there would put out for a Hershey bar or a pack of cigarettes, but lets not go calling any one a whore,
it's just that some times a dude needs some ass, and some times your grandma needed cigarettes.

From: kushed
Date: 3-Jan-2009 08:39

allang [Lord Pavesini]

hey allang i am not norace. i am me. a pot smoking canadian

hows the african winds

From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 08:42

Dude don't get pissy with me because your chick is all bloated from McDonalds,
that's for you guys to work out.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 08:42

the little things that most prople wouldnt notice.. i did... lmao you went on and on about it being a draft or certified check or some shit like that before you said you were mailing it to him.. some shit about the cash was already out of your pocket or account and such and then story changed to he didnt cash it until you were on holidays with vette women and thinking it was his plan to leave you strapped on our trip but that souldnt have mattered if the check was certified and the funds had already been taken
====================
WoW!

Kushed!

Yer really on the ball.
You ARE paying ATTENTION!

Are you sure yer smokin doobies?

heh heh heh
Anyway, yer on RIGHT about this RF mutherfucker.
He just CAN'T admit he lost!

The "signature" he posted wasn't mine.
And he claims to have my checking acct number
which would "prove" everything.
But he don't. We offers a lotta excuses he can't post it
on the forum. None of which are true.
This fucker is a piece of work all right!
(shakes head)

Good goin agin kushed!
On a fuckin roll this am , eh?

LOL@

From: allang [Lord Pavesini]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 08:43

'Course they were whores. Who ever said they weren't? I was just pointing out the double-standards.

*Sigh* It takes more than a Hershey Bar these days to make a woman happy. Can you spell 'Half'?

From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 08:44

hey, rf, howzit hanging?

i think kushed has a future here if he wants it. far as i can tell he calls em like he sees em. only problems so far seem to be his affinity for norace and sandy and being canadian.

From: allang [Lord Pavesini]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 08:45

My chick ain't bloated.

She FINE.

She MIGHTY FINE.

And I love her.

From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 08:46

Any way nice to see you Theo, this forum sucks without your doobage enhanced musings.

From: allang [Lord Pavesini]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 08:47

Kushed, when it blows from Africa, it's all hot and dusty.

I'd rather it blew down from the north.

From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 08:48

She MIGHTY FINE.

And I love her.

/
Thats sooo cute

From: kushed
Date: 3-Jan-2009 08:49

lol hey norace i may be A STONER but im no fool. i call it how i see it

is there a way to look at ffa's from like a month, month and half ago, i cant seem to figure it out if there is a way.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 08:50

I have a serious question for you

have you received any bulletins from the CDC concerning the flu virus lately?

I have gotten two in the last 4 months urging preparations for an upcoming

pandemic
................

No , not that I'm aware.
I just had a regular flu shot through the
hospital.
RSV isn't *so far . fillin up peds either.

So in Texas, huh? maybe bad flu season, "pandemic", even?
You RTs would know more,
but nobody's told us RNs in "the trenches"
yet.

Nope , haven't heard.(yet)

From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 08:51

If my chick ever leaves me I'm heading to Malta, if Allang can get "fine" pussy there imagine what an American man could do...

From: allang [Lord Pavesini]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 08:52

Not as cute as her.

Not even as cute as this widdle bunny.

From: kushed
Date: 3-Jan-2009 08:53

allang [Lord Pavesini]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 08:47

Kushed, when it blows from Africa, it's all hot and dusty.
============================================

i hear ya,, was there around christmas last year, was amazed at how warm it was. you guys got any good weed yet or just hash lol

From: allang [Lord Pavesini]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 08:54

HAHAHA! Man, ikthool, you're one dumb KIKE.

And I'm not even gonna tell you WHY.

TOILET BREAK!

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 08:55

From: allang [Lord Pavesini]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 08:19

What the hell did you do?

......................

Post what I think.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 08:55

Antisemitism is a disease it is spread by jews.

I was rereading 'Tales from Watership Down; a more disjointed sequel to the original; but enough for me to ponder the vagaries and idiosyncrasies of rabbitry.

My bunny sometimes discombobulates visitors by leaping onto laps, hopping up chests, and thrusting whiskered foolish snouts into surprised faces with a 'WTF' look. Attention whore writ large.

Other times he sits on the couch staring at me with even gaze, ears-back, stretched-out looking for all the world like a lion outside the NYC public library.

Sometimes he enjoys tear-assing about the place, twisting and hopping as he frolics. He tends to do less of this as he matures......I think he fancies himself dignified; the very flower of sublime rabbitry. He has become quite dissmissive of the playful overtures of the kitten next door.

What snobbery.
(Still, the Beast is relaxing to behold)

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 08:57

What snobbery.
(Still, the Beast is relaxing to behold)

..............

Sounds exactly like our two Boston Terriers
too!

From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 08:59

>>i think kushed has a future here if he wants it. far as i can tell he calls em like he sees em. only problems so far seem to be his affinity for norace and sandy and being canadian.<<

Yo man !

I like Canadians!

And I wouldn't say something like that just because Dink and Lurker are hot.

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 09:00

Kushed, the achieve link can be found on the bottom of the front page.

From: loveto [Jill Awf]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 09:00

Malta is a giant Mediterranean beach. Of course there's eye candy. And drunkenness. Which makes for a pleasant equation.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 09:02

The "signature" he posted wasn't mine.
And he claims to have my checking acct number
===================

I dont claim anything of the sort fucknut

all I said was the check was cashed and the signature on the

mail receipt matches the signature on the check

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 09:04

BTW....I went on one of my lie-in-bed-reading-for-8-hour-stints yesterday; and also read a fascinating short novel by Conrad entitled 'The Secret Sharer'.

I recommend it.
And rabbits.

Not attractive and useless as a pet.

Too expensive to feed.

Just right!

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 09:09

Mighty nice of you to say so ik.

But your say so don't make it so.

This place sucks, with or without me.

We're all just a bunch of masochistic fools.

From: kushed
Date: 3-Jan-2009 09:12

theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 09:00

Kushed, the achieve link can be found on the bottom of the front page.
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thanks,, but im trying to find shit from a month or so ago and archives are 2007 or am i looking at the wrong shit..

From: crapola [Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 09:13

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 13:20

From: nonsense [iseestuff]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 13:14
...........................

Yawn.

So tss, do yer think if the "inferior" africans
had HORSES on their continent, and the 'superior"
saxons and vikings had
ZEBRAS in Continental Europe..(one example)

That history mighta
coulda turned out differently, maybe?

###
Well my suspicions have now been confirmed. Nogracebutretarded is the teen something adopted black kid and not the 60 something.

During the 80's a social epidemic began but, unfortunately was swept under the carpet. Now, it is apparent, that we are reaping the benefits of such an irresponsible action. What was the situation? Crack babies. No kidding. These brain damaged children are now at the age of 14-25 and is it any wonder why these children are so inept at everything?

But, back to the idiot's post. It is now the zebra's fault that africans didn't prosper. Wow. What's next? The dung beetle? Not rolling enough poo away fast enough? Their fault for bogging down african society in their own filth? What's the matter? africans too stupid to design and build a sewage system? Or is it that the majority of the population ends up destroying it and or killing the employees maintaining it?

Much like the "redistribution of natural ownership" acts of various african nations. Fifty years ago, they took successfully operated farms owned and supervised by white people, evicted them and "gave" it to black people HOPING that the same results would continue. Now many african nations are now in a crisis famine condition for what, now, 40+ years? Correlation, or just coincidence?

Which is a page taken directly out of another handbook on "legally" stealing land.

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 09:17

You have to click on the 2007 link.

Then at the top of that page there are links to the newer stuff.

From: kushed
Date: 3-Jan-2009 09:19

assholius [ikthool]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 08:59
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im a proud CANADIAN ik. its a good feeling to go to any country in this world other than america and be welcomed. as for norace and sandy. they have both been kind to me. give respect and get respect right

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 09:19

1.i know this is going to make me even more unpopular on here but who gives a fuck. lol i read all of your shit before the election and after. your story changed about the check. i think your a liar hahaha so go fuck yourself

2.would like to have seen them... guess i have to wait for the updated rotten archive. what i have seen is a man has been fucked and he is doing everything possible to let people know he got fucked. i dont blame him. and for the record posting his family shit is the most childish thing i have ever seen. i think the majority of the posters here are over 30 and they are pretending to be high school kids

3.asain as in chinese or asian as in east indian,, not that it matters just curious. to be honest i dont really blame norace and dont care what people think of me. i truely believe that if the bet had of gone the other way, that he would have paid. being a man rather than a mouse.. if you got fucked the way it sounds he did, im sure you wouldnt be happy.

p.s it was nice to meet you tooth

4.and norace is actually pretty smart haha hes got all the old timers going wild hehe ..and to those intelligent(above 35 IQ) folks here all the power to them
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!
!
!

Who are you kushed?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=b6YaGGU2VZQ

From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 09:23

>>Antisemitism is a disease it is spread by jews.<<

You best chill your white ass DD!

I'm a Jew now, ask Allang he'll tell you all about it.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 09:30

It is now the zebra's fault that africans didn't prosper.

..............

Apparently you aren't familiar with Mr. Diamond's book.
One of a few now.. on the subject, actually!

Therefore you are too ignorant to comment.

As you can GOOGLE, shitferbrains..

Of the 14 minor mammals and the 5 major mammals
of great use to humans, in fact..
.. VITAL... in the developing civilizations of mankind.

...and of course the TECHNOLOGY boosts that come from
the whole HORSE WAR CULTURE...

The idea that "white europeans" had any "SUPERIORITY"
was largely due to FANTASTIC..
"luck" in geography than anything else.

Tell me , bird brain.

heh heh heh

Tell me where the major 19 mammals are located.
And then tell me the the BIG 5.
Tell me what continents they are on?
How many HORSES did the Aztecs and Mayas have?

yer an simple minded zebra, crappy!

yawn.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 09:30

>>Antisemitism is a disease it is spread by jews.<<

You best chill your white ass DD!

I'm a Jew now, ask Allang he'll tell you all about it.
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Into the showers with you.....and fire up that industrial
gas-fed oven! (I feel like pizza; what do you want on yer Tombstone?)

BTW; lucky you for making it another year without keeling over.
Shalom!

From: crapola [Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 09:31

From: allang [Lord Pavesini]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 06:55

Fuck Your Jew God. I hate Jews. Can I say that just one time? I hate Jews. Ok, twice.

Is anybody keep a tally?

FUCK THE JEWS! Bunch of bar-mitzvahed, cereal-bowl hat-wearing mofos.
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I'm kinda fuzzy here. Are you saying, perhaps you, DO NOT, like jews?

From: gargoyle1
Date: 3-Jan-2009 09:31

A chewy Jew? Put them back in the oven for a while longer.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 09:41

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 09:02
.....................

yawns

sighs,,,

Story's a changin agin.
See what i mean kushed?

Zzzzzzz

From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 09:44

Your fingers should fall off Goyle!

How dare you type such things about my people who have endured so much?

I'm going to sue your ass off you anti Semitic bastard!

From: gargoyle1
Date: 3-Jan-2009 09:46

LOL Ik, go ahead, I don't have much of an ass anyhow, you're welcome to it.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 3-Jan-2009 09:48

On a side note, our microwave oven just snuffed it. Man that really smells awful too. I guess 10 years or so is good enough.

Fucking stinks though.

Made a loud hum and that's it.

From: americahero [G.I. Joe]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 09:51

I do not understand what is a Jew. I hear about the Jews but I do not know what they look like. What country is a Jew from?

When I was in Iraq the people called me and my buddies the "Jews" but I do not think that I am that. I do not understand what they are thinking.

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 09:52

Pssssst...

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From: gargoyle1
Date: 3-Jan-2009 09:53

Well, since it's so exciting here, I'm off to watch Back to the Future III. Funny how you can watch part one and part three and not have to watch part 2, which sucked swamp water anyhow.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 3-Jan-2009 09:55

Theo, the smell was that burnt electronics smell. I think the magnatron or the high voltage source went out. The clock still works and it turns the dish, but no heat and a very loud humm, then lots of odor. Kinda an ozone stench. I'll be going to get a new one probably tomorrow.

From: crapola [Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 09:57

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 09:30

It is now the zebra's fault that africans didn't prosper.

..............

Apparently you aren't familiar with Mr. Diamond's book.
One of a few now.. on the subject, actually!

Therefore you are too ignorant to comment.

As you can GOOGLE, shitferbrains..

Of the 14 minor mammals and the 5 major mammals
of great use to humans, in fact..
.. VITAL... in the developing civilizations of mankind.

...and of course the TECHNOLOGY boosts that come from
the whole HORSE WAR CULTURE...

The idea that "white europeans" had any "SUPERIORITY"
was largely due to FANTASTIC..
"luck" in geography than anything else.

Tell me , bird brain.

heh heh heh

Tell me where the major 19 mammals are located.
And then tell me the the BIG 5.
Tell me what continents they are on?
How many HORSES did the Aztecs and Mayas have?

yer an simple minded zebra, crappy!

yawn.
# # #
First Mr. Diamond’s book is nothing more than a long winded theory. There were no horses on the American continents, but the Aztecs and Mayans created great societies, buildings and yes waterways. What did the greatest black leader Shaka do besides unite the drooling masses against a “common” enemy that gave them such trivial things such as: law, order, paved roads, industry, mechanical tools, education, literature, indoor plumbing, education, religion, etc., etc., etc.

What has the african given us besides identity theft, grossly overpaid cheating thugs masquerading as athletes (Joyner, Vick, Simpson), tales of brutally and savagery on unparalleled scales, genocide on scales far greater than all the reported ones in WWII, Europe, Asia, America, or USSR COMBINED. Hell, even the “staple” of black culture, rap, was stolen from the Scots.

And Garg, I still hold you personally responsible.