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The Geocache Terror Chronicles
Springfield News Sun | Submitted by: larry
"The man drove off when officers arrived. Police found 35-mm film canisters with a metal plate and electrical tape in the post, Lingrell said, and considered it suspicious-looking... Upon opening the canisters, investigators found paper with numbers and the names of players who had found the object written on it."
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From: gargoyle1
Date: 1-Jan-2009 18:59
That's right, keep the sheeple nervous so we can become a totalitarian state under the guise of "security".
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 1-Jan-2009 20:10
Police found 35-mm film canisters with a metal plate and electrical tape in the post, Lingrell said, and considered it suspicious-looking... Upon opening the canisters, investigators found paper with numbers and the names of players who had found the object written on it. **** Just think in the immediate post 9/11 days they'd have just blown up the canisters to be on the safe side. Now they're confidant enough to open the things up so they can back-trace it and send the guy who left em there to Gitmo. That's what you call progress....
From: vvladdtheimpaler
[bringin' fish pain]
Date: 1-Jan-2009 21:35
Those shop owners should have just took the cache and not told anyone. Then set up a camera and linked it to the cachers website!hilairity ensues. Hilairity and possibly violence on camera? Nice.
From: diarrheaomelette [with corn]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 04:12
geocachers have junk stashed all over the public woods in Wisconsin.
From: ascott
Date: 2-Jan-2009 05:10
This has possibilities. Small, harmless items which can be left anywhere and shut down a whole street while the bomb squad investigate?
From: primus [big hair]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 05:44
It's a good thing for both the worker-bees in Timmy's and the cops that stupidity is not yet a crime.
From: fluffybunny [Says]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 12:25
"Urbana police will present the information to a prosecutor, possibly today, to determine if any charges should be filed." Well of course charges should be filed... Against the cops... The charge is "excess douchebaggery". Of course, if their IQ was any higher, they wouldn't be cops.
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 17:05
From: screeb [screeb] Date: 2-Jan-2009 12:24 And now the dude will probably face charges because the cops overreacted. **** If he really pissed em off expect another "excited delirium" story here on rotten any day now....
From: scarfface
[Schmutamongus]
Date: 2-Jan-2009 22:54
Shove knitting needles in their eyes while taking blowtorches to their asses and cheese graters to their genitals, then dunk em in rubbing alcohol. What was this story about again?
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 00:08
From: scarfface [Schmutamongus] Date: 2-Jan-2009 22:54 Shove knitting needles in their eyes while taking blowtorches to their asses and cheese graters to their genitals, then dunk em in rubbing alcohol. What was this story about again? **** Uh, girl scouts ringing the wrong doorbell? 
From: greenfuzz [greenfuzz]
Date: 3-Jan-2009 00:08
That's nothing. The Air Force has managed to geo-cache a couple of hydrogen bombs around the world. I'm sure there is a nice reward for anyone who finds them.
From: eauclaireliberal [eauclaireliberal]
Date: 4-Jan-2009 09:45
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From: xmed
[xmed]
Date: 4-Jan-2009 12:44
Yeah,that figures....I go away for 6 months then come back to find the same bunch of losers writing thier inane comments.Some things and ppl never change I guess.
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 5-Jan-2009 04:10
Simple...Are you outside the house? Are you out of your chair? Are you away from the TV? Then you're a terrorist. 451 rules.
Updated: 5-Jan-2009 04:10
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