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Godboy wants to ban sports on Sunday morning
WFTV-TV 9 Orlando | Submitted by: anonymous
"Alderman Darrel Leftwich is proposing that the city establish new Sunday hours for White House Municipal Park so sporting events could only be held in the afternoon." ... Quote: "I am concerned that we are not sending the right message to the community by having tournaments and league play during worship hours."
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From: bob666bob [bob bobson]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 00:58
leftwich needs to make a sandwich with his fist & arse!
From: guntotingliberal [GunTotingLiberal]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 01:15
So, no games on SATURDAY? That IS the seventh day of the week. Ha, ha.
From: doczzz [dwarf fusion]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 01:37
If everything closed up on Sunday, I sure as hell wouldn't waste my time sitting in that guy's church! Major asshole. I'd like to pack him and Pat Robertson up and send them down to Venezuela for Hugo Chavez to have his way with them, wearing nothing but a big red bow on their dicks and their toupees.
From: k01
[Koichi]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 01:48
I believe it's the French who start their week with Monday so Sunday can be the seventh day. I also believe there's going to be a monster truck rally in the Temple Baptist Church parking lot next Sunday morning. Should be fun. Bring the kids. Tickets at the gate. Pay for the whole seat but you'll only need the edge, etc. I also ALSO believe that if Satan really wanted to tempt man, he should have come up with a tree where the leaves were bacon and the sap was a nice smooth lager. Actually, fuck cloning sheep, I want my bacon tree!!
From: boredartist [Rob Johnson]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 01:52
This guy could go on a killing rampage and claim divine immunity as it clearly states in the bible that those who violate the rules of the sabbath shall be smited.
From: greyfox [grey]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 02:24
bacon tree? fat chance! bacon FUNGUS, however, might be doable. This kind of quackery is why we shouldn't even let religio-freaks into office.
From: justice33 [Justice Charlie]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 03:23
Dear Mr. Leftwich, Regardless of whatever BushCo has implied - this country IS NOT, and NEVER will be a fucking theocracy. I am a Christian and even I will quickly concede this is a MIXED nation. Christians didn't found this nation - FREE MEN did, and they were running from an oppresive theocracy. These damn ignorant dip shit cock sucking mother fucking stick up the ass bible thumpers can kiss my ass. I'll see them in hell while I'm smiling down from heaven. God will bring his wrath on those who do foul things in his name. BURN BABY BURN.
From: blackmagic [Blackmagic]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 03:38
Yet again telling us what we can and cannot do when and where. lol religion
From: mtwtf [crush yo skull]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 03:38
Religion is a crutch for the weak-minded. This guy wont burn, no one will, so its up to us to burn him NOW!
From: wingedmonkeyminion [Satan Himself]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 05:00
Bacon trees, beer volcano... yum. How about a vagina plant?
From: godisintheatm [Through me you pass into the city of woe]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 05:06
Doesn't this guy pay attention to all those football games? God must get more attention via prayer from the players than anyone else, so naturally He's a football fan, irrespective of the day of the week . And a gangsta rap fan, and a boxing fan, and whatever else fools like to thank Him for helping out with.
From: mindwarp [pithy quote]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 05:50
has he proposed legislation of the sort which will actually inspire a spirit of community, & reverence for the sabbath - you know, like a law that all business had to close on that day, so we all had a holiday once a week? no? only banning the fun things then?
From: fiset35 [chappy]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 06:07
Is that a beer tree? Honey, we're home.
From: insanethemind [Insano]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 06:21
This twatstain needs to take a nice trip back to the dark ages, where crusaders such as himself, fit right in with their burnings at the stake, beheadings in the name of the cross, et fucking cetra. Or maybe, this giant douche would feel more comfortable back with der furher dolfie himself burning non christians, fags, political dissidents and retards. Fact of the matter is, HE would be the one getting the gas at Buchenwald a la Hitler, for he falls quite nicely into two categories (take your pick) 1.fag 2.retard Go suck giant horsecock, Alderman shitface. Separation of Church and State, it's in the Constitution, don't you remember " Mr. Allah wanna do is pray"?
From: dynahunk
[DynaHunk]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 06:27
If anything, we need to reconsider all current American laws that exist simply to placate the Church. Let's start with the "no alcohol sales on Sunday" laws and then move on to those which might discriminate against people who work the late shift (for example, here in Indiana, you can't buy booze before 9 or 10 in the morning; maybe they think they're discouraging alcoholism. Who knows?).
From: rexnecros [Alex]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 06:38
Don't worry kid, while u worship god, ur mom worships me......
From: bogsidebunny [bunny]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 06:39
Get some Catholic priests out their and they can combine some good old fashion religion with sports. After Mass they can play LEAPFROG with the altar boys!
From: theallseeingear [Bavid Dyrden]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 06:44
"tournaments and league play during worship hours"... worship of which god?
From: bigdaddy [Proud owner of 2 balls and a penis.]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 06:46
Isn't Christianity a suicidal religion? So why are there so many of them? They should be castrating their self, cutting their own limbs and pulling out their own eyes and hating any form of currency. So why are they so fucking rich? They are not even suppose to marry! So what the fuck is a Christian wedding? Stupid Christians! They don't even have the guts to follow their own religion.
From: donkeyhotey [sir vantes]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 07:00
"Leftwich said that he drove by the park Sunday morning on his way to services at Temple Baptist Church and saw that it was full of people at a soccer tournament." Yeah, it's not unusual to pick up the daily paper and read a story about some devout Baptist who spends his time driving by parks while the kids are out playing soccer. Suffer the little children to cum unto me, or what?
From: jsonitsac [Disco Stu]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 07:16
Maybe he should bring back mandatory church. Look, if I want to play soccer on Sunday that's my business, not his. I'm sorry that his church has so few people in it, but maybe if they loosened up a bit they might get more membership.
From: johncobb1972 [john]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 08:19
i don't car for sports, but I still think this jackoff needs to take a full sized crucifix,like the one standing up on the wall behind the preacher(8-9 feet tall), and shove it so far up his ass that he has to use jesus's toenails to scrape the shit off the back of his teeth. Fuck him so hard that his great great grandkids are born with both hands covering their assholes and looking all bug-eyed and worried! Religion in general can choke on my chubby, unholy cock!!!! Untrustworthy bastards! go fuck some more choirboys why don't ya! Cock face! Just Die already!!
From: miturbinizzdherty [Mitur Bin-Izzdherty]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 08:31
I guess it's OK to play sports on Saturday, the Jewish Sabbath? Oh yeah, I forgot, Amerika is now run by Jeezus!
From: aeon
[aeon]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 09:44
From: justice33 [Justice Charlie]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 03:23
Dear Mr. Leftwich,
Regardless of whatever BushCo has implied - this country IS NOT, and NEVER will be a fucking theocracy. I am a Christian and even I will quickly concede this is a MIXED nation. Christians didn't found this nation - FREE MEN did, and they were running from an oppresive theocracy. These damn ignorant dip shit cock sucking mother fucking stick up the ass bible thumpers can kiss my ass. I'll see them in hell while I'm smiling down from heaven. God will bring his wrath on those who do foul things in his name. BURN BABY BURN. i think the bible needs to add the gospel according to Justice Charlie. ramen brother!
From: blissfulgirl
[~^-^~]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 09:47
<I>From: wingedmonkeyminion [Satan Himself] Date: 27-Sep-2005 05:00 Bacon trees, beer volcano... yum. How about a vagina plant?<I> It's called a Venus Fly-Trap
From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 09:55
On this article's web page, there is a survey that asks if you would like your city to ban Sunday morning sporting events at public parks so that they would only be held in the afternoon. When I looked at the results, it was running 78% NO. Will that stop the Darrel Leftwich types. No. Assholes/Arseholes that they are. BTW, johncobb1972, I thought the Jesus's toenails line was great.
From: necrophiliac [coldone]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 10:25
bible thumping wackos, need to take a long drive off short pier.
From: m172226 [m172226]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 11:19
and when he becomes the most unpopular man in his zipcode and victim of harassment and rebuke, he'll say he's being persecuted for his faith. i'm a Christian, i know, trust me on this 
From: dynahunk
[DynaHunk]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 11:50
"From: blissfulgirl [~^-^~] Date: 27-Sep-2005 09:47 <I>From: wingedmonkeyminion [Satan Himself] Date: 27-Sep-2005 05:00 Bacon trees, beer volcano... yum. How about a vagina plant?<I> It's called a Venus Fly-Trap" ______________________________ I'm waiting for someone to breed a Penis Fly-Trap, and then I'll always have a date on Saturday night!
From: superpants
Date: 27-Sep-2005 12:43
i'd better reschedule the weekly orgy so that it no longer interferes with the timing of the local christian services...
From: protodog69 [G]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 12:45
I like the bacon tree idea but I would design it to bare beer fruit, than ooze beer sap (that takes too long). I would also recommend grafting a vagina to the trunk at dick height. Then the sap could be K-Y jelly. The bark of the tree would be smooth, soft and hairless. Beer filled boobs would be nice too. What was the subject this comment suppose to be about? Oh,yea. Fuck bible boy and the Pope he rode in on.
From: dankbear420 [dank]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 13:01
hey dumbass, if you havent figured yet that there is no god, then you need a clue.
From: lollercaust [Lollercaust]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 13:08
I think religious leaders need to do more for charity rather than go around banning shit, you can tell this particular holy man is a republican
From: jsonitsac [Disco Stu]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 13:39
Ah, I forgot. To quote the Simpsons: Flanders: Sports on a Sunday? I'd better ask Reverend Love... Rev. Lovejoy: Oh, just play the damn game, Ned! (from SNPP.com and episode 5F16)
From: pdgtl [Phillip Navarro]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 14:13
If they don't want sports on sunday morning then athletes can't thank God or Jesus for winning or scoreing. Fair is Fair [yahoo.com]
From: breakmelikeglass [Daruis Tartar]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 14:27
Pass laws make people protect(i.e force to do) my religous rite of forced sodomition of puppies on wensdday GOD DAMN RELIGOUS INTOLLERANT BASTARDS
From: spacedcadet5555 [dick]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 16:02
need to pass law no church sunday mornings. I like to sleep in on sundays
From: egwenevier [Gwen]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 16:21
Sunday Park Closure for Christian worship? Can't forget to close them on Saturdays for Jews, and Fridays for Muslims... any other holy days I'm missing? Closing the park on Sunday mornings for Christian benefit only is just wrong. Americans are free to worship what they want to worship, when they want to worship. No cheating. No government promotion or endorsement. If Alderman Darrel Leftwich wants to live in a theocracy, he should take a history course. Here's a fun activity for this evening: Write an email to the City of White House Tennessee parks and rec department! Remember this is not the rotten forum, so keep it clean... but if you want to voice how ridiculous the idea of park closure in God's name is, here are the email addresses of all of the parks and rec department members. asmith@cityofwhitehouse.com; brogers@cityofwhitehouse.com; vrussell@cityofwhitehouse.com; lbrooks@cityofwhitehouse.com
From: whyjesuswhy [Example: James Bong]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 16:35
Jesus wants him for a sunbeam. :( haha.
From: julezeebub [jules]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 17:30
Someday we're going to look back on all this, and worry about it.
From: frankrizzo
[Frank Rizzo]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 17:41
Someone posted commentary above on the supposed "Separation of Church and State" written in the Constitution. As far as I know, this is stated nowhere in the document or our subsequent Bill Of Rights. I believe the term is originally attributed to correspondance between Thomas Jefferson and Congress. I could be wrong on where it initially came from, but I am pretty sure there is no guaranteed separation of church and state on any federal documents of any signifigance. I only bring this up because I hear so many people use the term to retort god-fearing nitwits. If such an amendment existed this wouldn't be news. There would be no discussion. Then maybe we could tax churches on their property and income and we would all be better off. Anyone care to add to this?
From: wulfgartheblack [Wulfgar the Black]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 18:53
Yeah the all-powerful creator and ruler of the universe NEEDS that sanctimonious twat's help. Fucking ignorant Baptist shithead. [I know, multidundant] P.S. - Didn't mean to offend any vaginae, just Xian twats. Ramen.
From: beavis4000 [Who?]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 19:01
The Endtime publications say that "Christians shall be persecuted near the end..." I am now beginning to understand why: because of assholes like Leftwich, Swaggart, and the rest of those evangelists. They are proponents of making every facet of our lives miserable, and for no genuine reason!!!! I don't know the connection yet of how they're lobbying our laws, but it's all making sense for why they'll get persecuted.
From: jsonitsac [Disco Stu]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 19:16
frankrizzo: you're thinking of the famous letter to the danbury, conn. baptist church in 1801 where then president thomas jefferson used the phrase "a wall of separation between church and state." baptists, in those days used to be considered "non-conformists" i.e.. protestants who were not episcopalians. in many states non-conformists were basically discriminated against, even in the early republic, since the bill of rights was not interpreted as applying to the states. thus, they were concerned about their rights in the new federal republic and wrote to the president to find out his opinion on that subject. jefferson was a firm believer that the establishment clause essentially created this wall. about 15 years earlier, it was jefferson and james madison who spearheaded the virginia statute for religious freedom, which granted equal rights in virginia to persons of all religions (even non-christians). jefferson was so proud of that fact that it is one of his three accomplishments he mentions on his tombstone (the other two being the declaration of independence and UVA). the religious opinions of the founding fathers and the generation that created the constitution, are much to complicated to discuss here. it must be remembered that amongst the founding fathers there was a spectrum of opinions, with jefferson's being on one extreme and possibly patrick henry on the other (although he did not advocate an established church for the US or virginia).
From: epontbri [Eric]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 19:21
Godboy, if you are reading, and I know you probably are, I'd like to tell you and your whole congregation to go FUCK yourself.
From: xocolatl [Ovary Action]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 19:44
If the truth be told, that Alderman hates missing the sports which are played/broadcast during worship hours (HIS worship hours). He can't see any big sweatty men if he's stuck behind stained glass. Now you know the impetus. pdgtl - I agree fully with you. If they have to separate church and state, they should separate church and sports. Jesus did NOT have anything to do with that touchdown, homerun, or other goal, yo.
From: sadday [_]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 20:05
What is God going to do on Sunday morning if he can't watch football?
From: lostgod [lost god]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 20:18
They need to recognize the Asatru, the Azamkbut, the Satanists, the Aethiets, the Polytheist, the Native Americans, Muslims, Jews, Terrorists, The new religion is the MONEY-ist. Greedy, selfish.......so how can I develop power over other people? ;}...easy, it's called religion!!! IT IS A SHAME that so many better religions have not been established in the U.S. There are good ways to live your life, which are basically instructed in every religions: 1) Don't be an asshole to everyone else, and../... 2) Love your God and thank IT for what you have.
From: frankrizzo
[Frank Rizzo]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 21:00
jsonitsac [Disco Stu] Thank you for the clarification. I hate people saying that it's, 'in the constitution', when it's not. Especially when I side with their opinion. One dope hears it, tells another dope, and all of a sudden, it's truth. On another note: Do you still have those goldfish in your platforms? Let 'em out for fuck's sake. Back away, not today, Disco Lady.
From: theallseeingear [Bavid Dyrden]
Date: 27-Sep-2005 21:54
I am concerned that we are not sending the right message to the community by having people pray to a corpse-on-a-stick during football hours.
From: hyperorbit
[orbit]
Date: 28-Sep-2005 00:01
Amendment I. Religious and political freedom.
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or
prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech
or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to
petition the government for a redress of grievances.
So it doesn't say "Separation" literally, but it's pretty clear and specific. Colorfully interpret it however you want, but how can you interpret "no law" into "okay just a law that makes people respect the sabbath of christians"? "I like christ. But I dont like christians, they are so unlike their christ." The Dali Lama
From: trioxin245
[Dead and Alive]
Date: 28-Sep-2005 04:42
"From: blissfulgirl [~^-^~] Date: 27-Sep-2005 09:47 <I>From: wingedmonkeyminion [Satan Himself] Date: 27-Sep-2005 05:00 Bacon trees, beer volcano... yum. How about a vagina plant?<I> It's called a Venus Fly-Trap" ______________________________ I'm waiting for someone to breed a Penis Fly-Trap, and then I'll always have a date on Saturday night! They already got those anti-rape devices in Africa, They do need a better name, how about Penis Fly Traps!?!?!?!?!?!?
From: donkeyhotey [sir vantes]
Date: 28-Sep-2005 07:36
hyperorbit sez: "I like christ. But I dont like christians, they are so unlike their christ." The Dali Lama to which I add: "The future of Christianity is much too important to be left in the hands of Christians." Raoul Duke
From: 2beme [Toolfool]
Date: 28-Sep-2005 08:39
I think Maynard said it best "FUCK YOUR GOD." I am not sitting in your stupid church and I hate sports. BUT if I want to fucking play sports I will do it when I please, not when your god tells you not to. You stay away and keep your bible thumping kids away from me!!
From: evilkitten
[=^_^=]
Date: 28-Sep-2005 08:53
'dynahunk [DynaHunk] I'm waiting for someone to breed a Penis Fly-Trap, and then I'll always have a date on Saturday night! ' -------- A trap for penis flies? Sounds like you should see a doctor, and soon.
From: tidalcoil [tidalcoil]
Date: 28-Sep-2005 09:11
seperation of churchandstate, MY ASS.
From: rottenaugratin [Rotten au Gratin]
Date: 28-Sep-2005 12:46
Isn't this creating a law that basically forces the public to conform to a religious tenet? Is it a theocracy or not? Just decide one way or the other already.
From: towtenhawk [Totenhawk.]
Date: 28-Sep-2005 13:54
Oh come on now guys I hate it when my boyfriend is off watching sports when he could be at church with me or getting a blowjob from me (or both together I give the best head at church). It is god's day and we need to do only blowjobs and worship on Sundays. God bless President Bush, we should make him king, like that guy David in the Bible was (OMG he was so fucking hot I rammed my ass bloody looking at him one night).
From: radius
[Nad Man]
Date: 28-Sep-2005 15:00
Mmm... vagina plant. Whatever they say, dead kids don't make the best fertilizer. I wonder if this guy has ever had his head out of his ass long enough to realize not everyone is religious and not everyone wants to go to church on Sunday? I wonder what the Hell's Angels think of all this, they hold "church" on Thursdays. Perhaps we should give up TV on that day as well?
From: numpty [Die fundy's die]
Date: 28-Sep-2005 17:30
What has happened to the great nation that once was a bastion of science, free speech and the rule of law? The religious right seems to have destroyed nearly all common sense and logic in the country. As a foreigner I watch with a mixture of awe and sickening dread the march toward a super-power Theocracy in which instead of science intelligent design is taught in schools, Sex in any shape or form other than for procreation is banned and any Sunday activities other than solemn worship at church is a capital crime. Wake up America, Wake up and smell the burning heretics.
From: protodog69 [G]
Date: 29-Sep-2005 07:37
No Bacon Trees? Proof that there's no God.
From: mindwarp [pithy quote]
Date: 30-Sep-2005 19:58
if you are in the habit of going about with no underpants you might very well discover your trousers have a penis-trap fly
From: wizard [wizard]
Date: 30-Sep-2005 23:14
I GREW UP IN THE SORRY TOWN OF WHITE HOUSE, TN. IT SUCKS THERE. EVERYONE IS SELF RIGHTEOUS AND HOLIER THAN THOU. THEY ALL THINK THAT IF YOU GO TO CHURCH, THEN IT IS OKAY TO COMMIT ADULTERY, LIE, CHEAT, AND STEAL. YOU GO TO CHURCH ON SUNDAY AND GOD WILL FORGIVE YOU. THEY ARE MISTAKEN. I GOT OUT OF THAT TOWN AS SOON AS I WAS OLD ENOUGH! PEOPLE IN THAT TOWN WORSHIP SPORTS. THE RETARDED WATER TOWER HAS THE WHITE HOUSE HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL EMBLEM ON IT! THESE PEOPLE ARE A BREED ALL THEIR OWN! PROBABLY INBRED!
Updated: 3-Oct-2005 01:21
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