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Pizza Pizza
AP | Submitted by: Little Ceasar
"A 44-year-old woman was arrested on suspicion of killing her own babies after her grown children found the bodies of three infants stashed in the family's freezer while looking for a frozen pizza..."
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From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 8-May-2008 12:21
Har! The next article is funnier. Pinching their nuts with pliers.
From: blackcat [Cat]
Date: 8-May-2008 12:23
Damn finally someone decided to clean the freezer out~
From: guitarded [Jimi Vaughan]
Date: 8-May-2008 12:28
About fucking time we got some new stories. Assholes.
From: guitarded [Jimi Vaughan]
Date: 8-May-2008 12:34
I hate frozen pizza, it absolutely sucks. I'd rather eat a dead baby.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 8-May-2008 12:50
What do you want on your Tombstone? Err..dead babies please! Apparently, corpulence is an ideal condition by which to dump unwanted infants. If only they had had a pig farm - eh? Imagine leaving it in the fridge for your kids to discover...not Guy Ritchie aficonados methinks. I wonder if the Gestapo turned up in 30 minutes or less?
From: kornfreak987 [still a fucken freak]
Date: 8-May-2008 12:52
it's not delievery...its digiorno!
From: helterskelter
Date: 8-May-2008 12:52
dumb sentimental bitch. "I can't just throw them away,that would be wrong" "I'll just stuff them in the freezer"
From: jesussavez [Just hanging around]
Date: 8-May-2008 12:57
I'm guessing the Red Baron is to blame. Mom is saying to herself, "These fucking kids can't get off their asses and clean their rooms and all of a sudden decide to clean out the freezer?"
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 8-May-2008 12:57
Perhaps she was simply looking for good taxidermist who works on the cheap?
From: sp00k
Date: 8-May-2008 13:10
The 18-year-old and his sister had been looking for a frozen pizza and came across a lot of expired food so decided to clean out the freezer.  =========== How long can you keep dead baby meat in the freezer before it expires?
From: fescue
Date: 8-May-2008 13:12
How long can you keep dead baby meat in the freezer before it expires? **************** Depends how well it's wrapped and if you add extra water to the package to slow down freezer burn.
From: guitarded [Jimi Vaughan]
Date: 8-May-2008 13:15
Now I want pizza for dinner.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 8-May-2008 13:29
I'm guessing that 'pizza the hut' shall have plenty of time to play 'dominos' now. With that cold Italian pizza, she could use a lemon squeezer.
From: sp00k
Date: 8-May-2008 13:40
I'll bet the parents were pissed when they got home. Damn kids ate everything in the freezer. Didn't even leave any baby. I was saving that for cookouts this summer.
From: sawgunner [Doug]
Date: 8-May-2008 13:41
Dude, we're out of pizza man, but there's some baby here. What kind? Boy. Ok, at least it has peperoni. The girl always has an anchovy taste.
From: flippant [Phil]
Date: 8-May-2008 14:10
But did they find a pizza? I hate it when they leave us hangning. Did they check to see if the fat fuck is pregnant now? I thought only 'corpulent' American could hide pregnancies. Good to know the rest of the world has their own share of fat fucks. Who would have thought there would be crazy people in Germany?
From: wingedmonkeyminion [Satan Himself]
Date: 8-May-2008 14:25
Stories like this is what stunted Little Caesar's growth.
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 8-May-2008 14:27
A 44-year-old woman was arrested on suspicion of killing her own babies after her grown children found the bodies of three infants stashed in the family's freezer while looking for a frozen pizza..." ***** Are they sure it was a baby and not this guy?: 
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 8-May-2008 14:35
She fiddled whilst the babies froze...but the children whom discovered the kid-sicles are obvious Neroes. Caesar....beware the hides and hearts.
From: fucktardmama [fook-me]
Date: 8-May-2008 14:46
From: guitarded [Jimi Vaughan] Date: 8-May-2008 12:34 I hate frozen pizza, it absolutely sucks. I'd rather eat a dead baby. - - - - - - - - - - Bastard you stole my thunder. Anyway isn't fresh pizza and fresh baby better?
From: batty
Date: 8-May-2008 14:56
WOW!  new, ARTicles, lol! dudER must have STOPed taking his MEDS (DUDers meds = class A drugs lol!  ) 
From: scarfface
[Schmutamongus]
Date: 8-May-2008 15:07
I liked my version better.... Headline: Protein Wasted My blurb was better too... it didn't give the store away out of the starting gate (to mix metaphors).
From: vicmasterblower
[don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 8-May-2008 15:10
Hey rotten hos, no time, long talk! What's bonin? When I was small, my mom did this once; we didn't find out about it until after the stew for dinner that night! I always wondered why there were so many soft bones in that stew and 7 years between my sis and me!
From: theodead
[{One More Time}]
Date: 8-May-2008 15:43
I thought that the thought that I was thinking about was thoroughly thought out, I was not thinking my thoughts as thoroughly as I thought I was thinking.
From: atomhartmother [yeah, m'kay]
Date: 8-May-2008 15:59
Pizza will make your ass grow, just like momma.
From: flossy666
[Flossy]
Date: 8-May-2008 16:15
From: sawgunner [Doug] Date: 8-May-2008 13:41 Dude, we're out of pizza man, but there's some baby here. What kind? Boy. Ok, at least it has peperoni. The girl always has an anchovy taste. ~~~~~~~~~~~ It was Germany so the conversation probably went more like: Dandy, wir sind aus Pizzamann, aber es gibt ein Baby hier. Welche Art? Junge. Stimmen Sie, wenigstens es hat pepperoni zu. Das Mädchen hat immer einen Sardellengeschmack.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 8-May-2008 16:35
fut a shame she must be bonky -nice white babbies bring a tidy fetch on the market- just gut business -- romertopf kinder; thaw, brine overnight, adorn with peppercorn, cook at 425f until just browned- serve with tepid goat's milk and garnish with fresh, sliced monkey brain the bairn is done when the meat is just beginning to fall away from the fingers
From: meeeko
Date: 8-May-2008 17:01
Rotten bastards! I miss you! I haven't had internet at home for a week now. A week without internet porn (aside from the usual nudity I'm exposed to here at work) is making me tense. And I'm having Daily Rotten withdrawal! I guess I shouldn't have smashed my modem out of rage (I was fed up with the shitty wireless signal). Oh well... Hope to join ya'll again soon!
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 8-May-2008 17:15
Unlike other pretentious posters on here, I myself enjoy the occasional frozen pizza. You just got to "doctor" them up a little. On a side note, why is pizza and Chinese the only food you can have delivered to you? I mean, there's been too many evenings where I thought, hell, a nice bucket of fried chicken sounds good right now, but I either couldn't or just didn't want to drive. I've been thinking about this for years.
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 8-May-2008 17:23
Damn DS, that's rough. I can get damn near anything delivered. Chinese Lebanese Italian Greek American Mexican Thai And yes... even kfc delivers. http://www.kfc.ca/home/en/delivery.html There's beer delivery There's spirits delivery. The pharmacy delivers Hell, Even my green is delivered. I'm surprised I go anywhere. ...or am I? ...or do I?
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 8-May-2008 17:29
looks jes like matt damon, loma i'm fucking matt damon i'm fucking ben affleck capers or rat turds? one and the same
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 8-May-2008 17:30
Guten tag everyone! "The corpulent woman apparently concealed the three pregnancies, believed to have been in the 1980s, not only from neighbors but also her own family, Fingerhut said." Please let me know how they do this? Hide from her husband? WTF? How can someone waddle and no one notice? And why do these women keep their babies? They hide them in large flower pots, the freezer, wrap them like a mummy and stick them in a closet. And fuck these kids for going to the police. What is that going to solve besides putting your mom behind bars? Ungrateful brats, she froze the wrong 3 kids.  mmm. Frozen baby mice!
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 8-May-2008 17:35
I can become a recluse and still have a well-stocked fridge. Almost every restaurant and diner around me delivers. It pays for them to do it. All you need is 2 mexicans and 2 bikes and there is your delivery mode. I can even go to my local supermarket web site and pick the foods for delivery. But I would never do that. I will be too paranoid that the dairy will be left out too long. Plus that the epitome of laziness.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 8-May-2008 17:45
DS, Actually it's been the opposite. I've put my foot in my mouth many times asking women how many months they are and them giving me the nastiest look of "I'm not pregnant". There is this one big Irish lady on the block. She is on #6 baby now. But she is one of those gals who lets the block know all her business, including how many times husband "dickie" stuck it to her this week. She can also drink anyone here under the table. Straight from County Cork!
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 8-May-2008 17:48
From: dontspeak [while DS is talking] Date: 8-May-2008 17:37 So apparently everyone can get all sorts of food and drugs delivered to them except me. You jerks. ---------------------- DS, you forgot. You had a carton of fags delivered, courtesy of RF a while back.  The tracking number was posted on Rotten if I remember rightly, so we could track the shipment.
From: sirbutlust
[mike duff]
Date: 8-May-2008 17:53
Frozen pizza is good if its tombstone or Tonys. Ellios and those rectangle ones are disgusting. As a resident of the New York City metropolitan area, people tell me i get to eat the only good pizza in the country. Call me spoiled but im sick of it. I like the pizza i got in North Carilina, it was like pizza hut or dominoes. Then again i like store brand tomato sauce or even Ragu (though store brand is better). Now that ive shown my culanary taste in Italian food, and you can see why the Italians around me think im a moron, Ive decided to see what kind of Frozen Baby i like best. I went to the A&P and browsed the ailse looking for baby. Immediatly walking into the store, i went to go grab a basket. The store has changed slightly and the baskets are farther away now, and wehre they used to be is a Starbucks. I almost crossed the white tape line outlinning the starbucks from the A&P and freaked out. As ive said before many times, i never stepped foot in a starbucks and teetering on that line was like Shoeless Joe Jackson teetering on the foul line in "Feild of Dreams" knowing crossing the line means abandonment from all he finds desireable. So anyhow i saw some melons that looked like a baby head but no baby. Then i heard that sound that reminds me why i shouldnt go into this A&P. Theres these two Megan Griffin lookalike fat twins who work the front desk and they have some disorder where they laugh at every single thing they say and it echos throughout hte store sending shivers down my spine, even all the way in the bakery section. They say stuff like "paper or plastic, HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH" and it drives me nuts. I found the baby ailse and tryed to block out the laughing from 100 yards away and read the labels on stuff. They sell Baby diapers, Baby powder, Baby carrots, Baby wipes but no babys. I thought that was pretty stupid, like selling car parts and tires but not cars. I then remembered Babies should be frozen so i went to the frozen ailse. No babies there either but there were two in one of those stupid car grocery carts. There stupid soccar mom was on the cell phone arguing with the toddler on why hes only allowed 5 bags of candy so she was pretty busy so i took the kids. I tried to purchase them with the self checkout register now that im confident with them and no longer afraid. The stupid teenager with acne managing it was helping some lady scan her coupons so he didnt notice me constinatly banging the kids head over the scanner trying to scan him. I actually got a scan through somehow, though the kid had no UPC code and figured since they were twins, i could just scan him agian and count it as two. Unfourtuatly self scanners require you put the item in a bag before scanning another item and it knows this by the wieght. I tried scanning the other baby but nothing happened. Then i herad that chic laughing agian and got so irratated i just left. The acne teenager watching the self checkout was on break so he never noticed me and the shoplifting gates didnt recoginize the baby. Now i had to freeze the babies but my freezer is full cause i got a big deal on Omaha Steaks and its full. I remembered that my parents have a freezer and luck be on my side, it was there anniversery so they were actually out of the house for a few hours having there romantic diner dinner. I had to drive up the street quietly as my grandparents live across the street and my Dutch Grandmohter Garburdiena, always peaks out the window and meddles in neighbors buisness and would tell on me. So i snuck in and frooze the babies for two hours while i petted my Cat Oscar i left there when i moved out and played one of my dads radio shack solitare games. I then snuck out of the house with two frozen babies. I find that visual standpoint, frozen babies, much like frozen pizza seem bluer but are much more quieter. I then drove home and began prep for baking. I find frozen pizzas cook at 400-450 for twenty or so minutes so doing the math on the thickness of a baby to a pizza i tripled the time. Only one baby fits on a tray and i can only fit one tray in my oven so i was relieved that my girlfriend got me smaller baking trays for my cookies at Kohls last month. I preheated to 425 to be safe and kept the rack at the center posistion. You do this so the chese doesnt burn, i then remembere that i forgot the mozzerella cheese to sprinkle on the babies. Curse that laughing hyena of a grocery clerk for always distracting me, she does it everytime. So in about an hour my dog was salivating and i was sure they were cooked. I could tell cause there eyeballs popped out and what pizza does that for you? I really wanted cheese on my babies so i settled for some Kraft induvidually packaged amercian cheese. i let that melt for two minutes and then pulled the babies out. I found the babies to be much like that frozen DiGiornos pizza i ate last month. It was tough to cut, i coulndt even get through the bone, it reminded me of trying to cut throught the crust of that Digiornos pizza and having no luck. Im no fool and i decided to see if the cause of my problem was the same as when i had the pizza. I lifted the baby up to make sure i dint bake it with any cardboard backing accidntly left underneath that my knife couldnt cut. I then cut a little section and like the moron i am, i burned the roof of my mouth on the baby. IT really wasnt that great but i liked the texture and teh way it held together unlike a pizza. IF a pizza is bad, you throw it out, if a frozen baby pizza is bad, you can just toss it in some buffalo sauce and your all good and not worry about the contents spilling unless you cut it too much. I also learned that the frozen pizza causes less mayhem than a frozen baby. Theres something wierd about getting one of those "have you seen me" (or in this case "us") flyersi n the mail with last dinner pictured on it. Also the frozen pizzas dont have mothers that show up on "amercias most wanted" with crude sketch drawings of you. (good news, they think im black and the camera never caught me on film cause it fizzled out any time that grocery store clerk laughed). A bonus for the baby is it has no big box that it comes in wehre you wonder if you should try and shove it in a garbage can but it takes up all the room or recycle it at the cardboard recyling place wondering if the workers think your a jerk cause your trying to recycle a box with cheese all in it and is that sanitary. Thank you for reading or skimming through a "SIRBUTLUST BAKE OFF CONTEST: FROZEN PIZZA VS FROZEN BABY"
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 8-May-2008 18:08
DS......our best local delivery joint has steak sandwiches, ravioli w/ sausage and mushrooms, hot ham & cheese sammies, hot-wings, BBQ ribs, grilled shrimp, onion rings, calzones, burgers & fries, salads, (tossed or otherwise) etc. etc. Great...now I'm fucking ravenous! One fly in the ointment is that state law prohibits alcohol delivery.
From: rottenand
[peeling]
Date: 8-May-2008 18:15
sirbutlust vergessen sie doch nicht das allerbesten der gefrorener pizza, nähmlich Totinos party pizza. es lauft nichts ohne Totinos
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 8-May-2008 18:16
One fly in the ointment is that state law prohibits alcohol delivery. -------------- Abolish state law and all the abolitionist! People these days have no clue. The "Farmers" 'a 'farmin' the constitution did not have deer hunting and the like in mind when they wrote the 2nd. That was written SOLEY to give PEOPLE the power to overthrow an oppressive/tyrinical regime. (Much like the one we have now)
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 8-May-2008 18:26
From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone] Date: 8-May-2008 17:35. "All you need is 2 mexicans and 2 bikes and there is your delivery mode". ________________________________________ Patsy, you live in an upscale neighborhood. Here, it's 2 Mexicans and 1 bike -- (they take turns pedaling and running behind)
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 8-May-2008 18:31
bald sack? never trust a sailor wi n' barnacles to scrape. been in dry dock too long. ive plait enough as tis-self dreadful so iam. and salty enough to make the dead sea envious by comparison. better bring a parrot so as i ha someone to talk to
From: rottenand
[peeling]
Date: 8-May-2008 18:32
und noch etwas, mit ein Totinos cheese party pizza, das knusprige, leicht angebrante käse ist vergleichbar mit keine. deshalb am schluss, so die letzte 3 minuten, schalte den offen auf bis broil.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 8-May-2008 18:33
GD, Hi, did you see that article I posted for you on Athens? I can see one mexican on the back holding the pizza and the other one peddling on his banana-seat bike with playing cards in the spokes!
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 8-May-2008 18:39
Speaking of which; my speech, 'Unspoken, Unspeakable, Speech' in which I was to speak such unspoken speaking such as to unspeak any unspoke speech speaking to unspeakable spokes, will go (technically speaking) unspoken. Or so I thought...
From: scarred4life
[not my name]
Date: 8-May-2008 18:46
seriously geddemmit - all the way from the weekend till Thursday AFTERNOON without any rotten stories? what's going on around here? I hope our webmaster isn't having problems with their health or something. goddemnit.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 8-May-2008 18:47
Patsy -- I drooled! Thank you. I was so wanting to go that I dreamed about it two nights in a row. You are the Great Temptress. I was a bit disappointed at the suggestion of gentrification for Piraeus, which was one of my fav places. But it has withstood Xerxes and no doubt will bury the elitists. I want some fasolada right now!
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 8-May-2008 19:02
GD, If I ever escape, Glyfada would be perfect. Right on the water with much needed breathing space and the brand new tram along the main drag bring you right into the heart of Athens in 30 minutes.
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 8-May-2008 19:19
Being on here is like going to the hospital to see a friend who just had a baby, you make a wrong turn, and unexpectedly find yourself in the mental ward. You feel uncomfortable, start to leave, then come to the realization that it would more interesting to hang around in the mental ward, rather than look at your friend's red, wrinkled, screaming, and ugly cone-headed newborn.
From: crnkybitch
[cranky bitch]
Date: 8-May-2008 19:20
it seems to me lopsided and cranky mind servicing my sex rather than the snide suggestion? ++++ Does that actually make sense to you? I wasn't being snide in the previous post, I was merely being my usual helpful self. "cranky mind servicing my sex" - Why, do you not know how to do it yourself?
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 8-May-2008 19:21
bald sack? never trust a sailor wi n' barnacles to scrape. been in dry dock too long. ive plait enough as tis-self dreadful so iam. and salty enough to make the dead sea envious by comparison. better bring a parrot so as i ha someone to talk to ------------------- had i a hart' it'd be brakin'. So lil' ya think'o'me? No barnys her t'b'sher an I cun prov it an it please ye. Naught but a drip fro' the well? To the loker eith ye then............
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 8-May-2008 19:22
"Being on here is like going to the hospital to see a friend who just had a baby, you make a wrong turn, and unexpectedly find yourself in the mental ward. You feel uncomfortable, start to leave, then come to the realization that it would more interesting to hang around in the mental ward, rather than look at your friend's red, wrinkled, screaming, and ugly cone-headed newborn." Hehehe! The mental ward probably made you feel at home, just as if it was Rotten.
From: sawgunner [Doug]
Date: 8-May-2008 19:23
Just to keep up with the foreign language users on this thread: Uckfay Allahay. Insulting Muslims with pig Latin. Twice the insult for half the work.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 8-May-2008 19:32
What about the famous Lesbos by God? I believe DS may receive her CumUPence on that fine island. Scylla be damned! The song of the Lorelei is apparently nonpareil in it's luring enticement! I'll dash a ship or two into the stony surf to have such mellifluous perfection entoned into my tiny testosteronic shell-like! Ha.
From: poontius
Date: 8-May-2008 19:46
There is good news. My dead ladyboy won the wet t-shirt competition. She had a real stiffy.
From: poontius
Date: 8-May-2008 19:51
One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free You'll find a god in every golden cloister And if you're lucky then the god's a she I can feel an angel sliding up to me One town's very like another When your head's down over your pieces, brother It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity To be looking at the board, not looking at the city Whaddya mean? Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town -- Tea, girls, warm, sweet Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham suite Get Thai'd! You're talking to a tourist Whose every move's among the purest I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble Not much between despair and ecstasy One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble Can't be too careful with your company I can feel the devil walking next to me
From: poontius
Date: 8-May-2008 19:55
Siam's gonna be the witness To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness This grips me more than would a Muddy old river or reclining Buddha And thank God I'm only watching the game -- controlling it -- I don't see you guys rating The kind of mate I'm contemplating I'd let you watch, I would invite you But the queens we use would not excite you So you better go back to your bars, your temples, your massage parlours -- One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free You'll find a god in every golden cloister A little flesh, a little history I can feel an angel sliding up to me One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble Not much between despair and ecstasy One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble Can't be too careful with your company I can feel the devil walking next to me
From: gargoyle1
Date: 8-May-2008 20:03
Hello once again Rotten. Seems I can't sleep so I'm here. Evening DS, Eggys, Snatch, crnkybitch and Ponty. Is a baby roasted on a spit over hickory good? Do you serve it with baked beans or coleslaw?  Oh, one other thing, where the fuck is Bella with her funny dead baby jokes,? she always has good ones
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 8-May-2008 20:09
This is proof positive that the trolls don't even read the articles that duder posts: the last article today is about platypuses and not one ponti troll bothered to show up. as Gargoyle stated, it's a wonder that the trolls can even read, let alone turn on a computer and access the internet. Probably just as well that the trolls stick to the ffas. tards.
From: poontius
Date: 8-May-2008 20:15
Ok, my confession. My two mates quickly hooked up with a couple of Thai beauties and left me on my own at a bar. But I wasn’t going to grab the first female I met. I headed down the road and came to rest at an open air bar with a couple of really stunning women at sitting around playing connect four. There were no other people at the bar and I couldn’t believe my luck! Two stunners by themselves and no competition in sight! I sat at the bar an ordered a beer. One of the lovely ladies eyed me and slid over to a stool next to me. She was really stunning! Large breasts, slim waist, perfect face, you name it she had it. She spoke almost perfect English and asked me my name. I told her Ponti, and she asked for a drink. I got her an expensive coke and also got her friend one also. We all started chatting and flirting around. The other girl was just as gorgeous as the first! The lady tending bar gave me an odd look and a wry smile, but said nothing. The girls asked me if I had a hotel yet. I didn’t so they suggested a nice place not too far from where we were. The girls seemed anxious to go so we took off for the hotel. So, we get to the place, I pay for a few days and head up to the room with the two young hotties in tow. The room turns out to be nice enough, a large bed, TV, and a huge shower. I tell the girls I need to shower and to make themselves at home. They start to chatter rapidly in Thai as I get undressed, taking my pants with my cash with into the bath room. As I start to soap up, one of the girls comes into the room in just panties and starts to soap me up. I hadn’t been with a woman in months and this really got my attention! I was rock hard just looking at those perfect tits! She began soaping my back and moved around to the front, soaping my chest, belly and finally my crotch. Thought I would explode! Just about this time, the other girl jumped in, wearing only panties! I was in heaven! They washed me, then started was each other! It was too good to true! One of the girls asked me if I liked banana. I was like banana!? Who could think about eating at a time like this! So I said sure, I like bananas, but we could get some later. The girls looked at each other, spouted off some Thai and dropped their panties. My jaw hit the floor. Between the legs of these to beautiful girls were 6 inch cocks! I was stunned. Here I am standing naked in a shower with a raging hard on with what I thought were two gorgeous women, and they turn out to have dicks! I didn’t know whether to shit or go blind! One of the ladyboys reaches out and grabs my tool and starts stroking it. The other drops down, spreads my cheeks and starts tonguing my ass! I don’t know what to do. I didn’t lose my hard on, in fact I was hornier than ever! Then the one who was stroking me started to suck me. I thought I would explode! The girls both stopped suddenly stood up and said “you like?” I didn’t know what to say! I was still stunned, with all kinds of thoughts running through my head. All I could think of at the time was that I was more turned on than I ever have been. I croaked out “yes, I like.” The two ladyboys smiled, started scrubbing each other down vigorously while I stepped out of the shower to dry off. I thought to run, just grab my stuff and go, but I just couldn’t do it. So I turned on the TV, lay naked on the bed and awaited my fate. 
From: becouchgass [danesdong]
Date: 8-May-2008 20:15
Yeah, don't you hate trolls!
From: daredebbil [CameronVale]
Date: 8-May-2008 20:17
studgerbil, what a dumb name!
From: diarrheaomelette [with corn]
Date: 8-May-2008 20:18
"The corpulent woman apparently concealed the three pregnancies, believed to have been in the 1980s," -------------- 80's Them old freezers were built to last. Took alot of electricity to keep them babies from stinking though
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 8-May-2008 20:39
Patsy.......its pronounced Eye-Gore!
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 8-May-2008 21:53
Well, shit! An hour since the last post. Eggy, baby, I saw where you were wondering about the retarded bat and it is Andy. Below is a clear confession if ever there was one. From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...] Date: 5-May-2008 17:43 What's this about a gay bat hanging out here? Andy, man, if that is you... What the hell can I say? How bout, get a life. From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...] Date: 5-May-2008 18:02 Batty, may not be gay. I have no idea, but I can tell right now Batty is a tard. Typing like that is so stupid it is beyond word. What is the point? No, don't answer, because even though I don't have rottenizer on this computer I shall imagine you a blue frigin rectangle from this post on. From: munchkin [munchkin] Date: 5-May-2008 18:08 Hi Phoey, take no notice of the bat. BTW, how are your little critters getting on?
From: abyss
Date: 8-May-2008 22:33
Who the fuck is poontius? Obviously a troll. A very droll, troll. Hey all.
From: abyss
Date: 8-May-2008 22:44
“I accept the fact that it is dead here.” I cant, I’ll have to go and mull up. People will be here soon.
From: abyss
Date: 8-May-2008 23:13
 “My on-topic post for the day.” Fat? My only topic on any given day is, am I gonna get any? So there is a relation.
From: abyss
Date: 8-May-2008 23:26
Well gonna go and do some MAN things. Tv and beer. Nice chatting with ya.
From: dennisisevil
[Dennis]
Date: 9-May-2008 00:10
Another woman killed ..E I G H T ..? of her newborns and buried some of them in a fish tank ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Bitch should have came to America where she could get a reality TV show from those TLC or Discovery Channel cocksuckers or at least a big fat welfare check.
From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 9-May-2008 00:26
How about these two tired pizzas? These guys look beat.  
From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 9-May-2008 00:59
 Are these famous lesbos, by the Dog?
From: ladyoftheball [yep my man has just 1 nut]
Date: 9-May-2008 01:05
EvilDennis, you fucking tard. We do not want her big fat ass here. Also, I read your bio and this is not fucking AA, dumbass. We laugh at your apparent noncontrol of your own life. 12 step your ass to the nearest AA meeting or just hang yourself and save everyone around you the heartache.
From: ladyoftheball [yep my man has just 1 nut]
Date: 9-May-2008 01:09
LOL @ emo Kermie.
From: ladyoftheball [yep my man has just 1 nut]
Date: 9-May-2008 01:20
His Bio, DS. Why should any one here care that he is an alky other than to ridicule his dumb ass. I obliged. dennisisevil [Dennis] Member Since: Tuesday, December 27 2005 Comments: 611 Hometown: Pittsburgh,PA Bio: My name is Dennis and I am an alcoholic.
From: rottenand
[peeling]
Date: 9-May-2008 01:21
i had this friend here, he was kind of stern, and grouchy a lot of the time. we would meet up a few times a year and have a beer with other english speakers, at a club. someone said to me, on a bus, that this american had lost his "lebensfreude, or in french, his "joi de vivre" and i supose the same can be said of me.
From: ladyoftheball [yep my man has just 1 nut]
Date: 9-May-2008 01:24
From: rottenand [peeling] Date: 9-May-2008 01:21 Who the hell are you and why do we care?
From: ladyoftheball [yep my man has just 1 nut]
Date: 9-May-2008 01:47
DS, I read back. I can't get fucking anything delivered either except pizza and chinese. We can't be the only ones that have ever thought of this. I wish taco bell delivered or maybe the Bono's. We used to live near an Italian restaurant that delivered, but we moved. I miss that place.
From: rottenand
[peeling]
Date: 9-May-2008 02:33
cafe con leche is what i want to drink so thats why i have a cup in front of me. there was this cute woman on the tram just now, i doubt i could pick her out of a lineup
From: blahblahblowme
[my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 9-May-2008 02:36
For some reason, lil sleazers and papa johns comes to mind. Pizza hut missed the stage call altogether along with tony 's where tombstone reins in the ultimate victory here. But I still can't believe no one said this already, marinading the infants alive yet would definitely help the freezer burn problems. Drowning infants in marinade reminds me of garlic butter injecting a turkey before deep frying. Sick and wrong but mostly sick. I sure have missed this place, because no matter how fucked up life gets... you can always come here and be easily reminded that things could always be worse. Take a young Iraqi woman that has sex, and not with her own brother or father first, gets stoned to death. Suddenly, your own life isn't as fucked up as you thought it was.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 9-May-2008 02:55
Blahblah, I have missed you, man. Good to see you back and see you are still breathing. Yes, life could be much, much worse. ~~~~~~~~~~ Dear noob, From: rottenand [peeling] Date: 8-May-2008 18:56 the ffa, a kind of flaunting of insular, cliqueish behaviour in an otherwise balanced website ~~~~~~~~~~ For the slow people he said we are a big clique that shamelessly exibits narrow-minded or illiberal; provincial attitudes toward foreigners on the FFA and it is ruining rotten. rottenand [peeling]=foreigner Do me a favor, dear, if you read this ever, fuck off. If you don't like it leave. Just one question. Where do you get off trying to insult the FFA regulars and then hang out here all damn day long?
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 9-May-2008 02:58
From: ladyoftheball [yep my man has just 1 nut] Date: 9-May-2008 01:24 From: rottenand [peeling] Date: 9-May-2008 01:21 Who the hell are you and why do we care? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Shout out to Lady. It looks like we are on the same page.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 9-May-2008 03:03
I have come to a conclusion about myself. I can go for days without posting a single thing and then it is full tilt for hours on end. I am a binge poster. It is the purging part that I just haven't gotten the hang of yet.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 9-May-2008 03:13
I am a binge poster too but and going through rehab, mainly on the grounds of getting a trifle bored by the same old, unimaginative shit day after day. I am also a a little peeved by the infrequent updates. What is the point of spending time sending in stories only to find that duder has , once again, taken time off to snort coke out of his poolboys ass and play GTA until his eyeballs bleed. There are at least 3 stories in the current that I submitted DAYS ago. The are old news. Why bother, why don't I just kill myself. Damn ! Shouldn't have watched sad Kermit this morning.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 9-May-2008 03:23
Who ever was talking about being diagnosed with SPD, I think I have it too. I would rather talk to you fuckers online than any real person anyday. I just wish people would leave me the fuck alone and I could care less about the world in gerneral. Animals are so much easier to deal with than people. i.e., petsrbetter [homosapianssuck]. yep Self awareness, it's a beautiful thing. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizoid_personality_disorder
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 9-May-2008 03:24
How's your new plumbing Phoenix?
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 9-May-2008 03:27
"Animals are so much easier to deal with than people" Oh yeah ! I would rather deal with most people that a Great White or a rabid mongoose on meth. Animals are sneaky. You don't know what they are thinking as they sit there , waiting for you to slip up, then BAM ! All over. Watch out for them sqwirls, they may be after your nuts.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 9-May-2008 03:27
plumbing is fine, Fiendy sweets. Working wonderfully. Rottenand [peeling], thanks for your permission to say what I want, but I believe the constitution gave me that right some time ago. How else was that supposed to be taken? Definitions for words are quite unflexible. Okay, rottentots, time for me to do actual work for the next 30 minutes or so. Latez
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 9-May-2008 03:28
It is my sad duty to report that starting Monday, may 11 2008 I will once again be a cement mason, and will more than likely be unable to continue posting stupid shit on rotten all night and day. Thank you. That is all.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 9-May-2008 03:30
"I will once again be a cement mason" Is that like being a freemason ? Isn't "cement mason" a tautology. I thought "masonry" referred only to stonework. Surely you will be a "cementerer"
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 9-May-2008 03:33
Cracker Fiendy's Cantina is flying along. I want to have a Rotten party there so I can poison everone at once.
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 9-May-2008 03:44
Dammit you got me Git! I'm a concrete finisher, but no one knows what that is so I say cement mason when I'm talking to laymen. Cracker, roofers are between us and painters when it comes to substance abuse. I don't understand it, roofing is a sucky job even by my standards. I'd be abusing the shit out of some substances if I was a roofer.
From: sensuous
Date: 9-May-2008 04:15
I care, sens. But only if it's cool to care. --- Oh shit! Is it? I think we need an expert.... Nah, fuck it! Theo, color you with what?
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 9-May-2008 04:23
>>I do steam fitting, << I've done the pipe work for industrial sprinkler systems (wrenching real hard), and if that's anything like your job, you got rough work.
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 9-May-2008 04:36
Hey! I like rodbusting! I even have a patent pending on a special rodbusting tool. Hopefully that works out and I get to retire.
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 9-May-2008 05:00
>>I'm too damn tall to be bent over all of the time. I'd be a lousy homosexual. << Uhh...when you said rod busting I thought you meant tying rebar, but I'm real sorry for whatever did happen to you.
From: kwc
[Go Cats!]
Date: 9-May-2008 05:01
From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel] Date: 9-May-2008 04:10 My daughters mother in law is a pipe fitter. ............................ Hey. I guess you dont wanna fal out with da MIL. A length of pipe up the butt can be a tad uncofmortable I guess
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 9-May-2008 05:18
Don't know what happened there Andro, but it's not my fault. When I want to conjure up KWC I say "boring homosexual".
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 9-May-2008 05:38
You as a tradesman might find this humorous , I had to pass a big ugly backround check , and a urine test to get in with this company I'm starting for Monday. The process took over 2 months. On the paper for the drugscreen alcohol was crossed out. Every concrete contractor I ever worked for that did a drugscreen crossed alcohol off the list of things to screen for. I'm coming home!
From: petsrbetter
[homosapienssuck]
Date: 9-May-2008 05:47
From: ikthool [ikthool] Date: 9-May-2008 05:40 Coming home! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1Hs2AQwDgA ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Obsess much? I don't even have to copy paste that and I know it is Major Tom. Sheesh! You have posted that so many times I have the url memorized.
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 9-May-2008 05:51
Urine tests aggravate me to no end, ik. I live in a country where my piss gets tested more than my intelligence. The working class of this country are treated as children and menial thralls. I understand a structured wage hierarchy as vital to the operation of a capitalist society, and yet I still wonder: How many welfare frauds do I support by my efforts to be a productive citizen? How many college educated supervisors, and administrative paper pushers? | 
