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Lightbulb finally removed from anus
Reuters | Submitted by: bigbuttehead
"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else."
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From: rottenrae
[Rae]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 02:29
"Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus." Rough night then? I guess there's nothing else to do for fun, so lets stick a light bulb up someones ass!
From: theallseeingear [Bavid Dyrden]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 02:29
Seriously: there was a Russiam female torturer who would use this technique: shove a glass pipe up the rectum. Hit the prisoner until it's shattered into a thousand pieces. You'd use a light bulb if you didn't have access to a pipe, so I guess the other prisoners did it. But wouldn't you wake up?
From: observerx [Monkey mind at its best]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 02:29
I love ignorant Muslims. They are the source of much of the world's hilarity and whacky hi-jinks.
From: badbrad [BadBrad]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 02:35
hah hah, I've been to partys where people draw on your face with a magic marker, but have to laugh at that poor bastard, jamm a lightbulb up the ass, and he says he didn't even know it?
From: satinsmum [hesjusta naughtyboy]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 02:48
He was hoping for light at the end of a tunnel. My sister an emergency nurse has many amazing stories of the things she has found up mens rectums but even more amazing are the stories the men tell of how they got there.
From: wackojacko8 [WTF?]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 02:49
Why is there a lightbulb up your ass? Having a little too much fucking fun....eh?
From: scruffytakora [zammitdammit]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 03:55
This could never happen in Malta.All lighbulbs are firmly nailed into their sockets by special Maltese handymen.and besides being a muslim is not allowed in Malta.(especially a scraggy looking one that sticks lightbulbs up his arse).
From: jayjg [Jayjg the Jew]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 03:55
Why do you think they call him "PERVEZ" Musharraf? I say, "Kill all the Muslims"! Go Israel! Go USA! Shove lightbulbs up all their anuses! They are subhuman animals who deserve to be gassed! I only wish I could pull the switch myself to vindicate the suffering that the Jews have endured for centuries at the hands of you antisemite bastards.
From: scruffytakora [zammitdammit]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 04:01
Would that be the light switch which you wish to pull ?
From: larry
[larry]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 04:02
"Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s..." That mother fucker is in his mid-40s??!! Maybe 40 years ago. Let this be a lesson to all liquor-making terrorists!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 04:15
The scrofulous goat-fucker certainly would have awoken had the appropriate car headlight been utilized!
From: unicorngrl83 [angel baby]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 04:35
A lightbulb up the ass. Well now I've heard just about everything. Maybe we should do this to saddam. He could finally see "The Light" and realize that USA rules!
From: conpassage [petit con]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 04:53
Hmm, I wonder where the switch was? Doesn't bear thinking about.
From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 05:03
Seriously...How do you not know who did this? Because the freakish bastard did it to himself. Somebody get a bat
From: imgarydamnit [washington state cowboy]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 05:27
This same thing happens all the time. I remember one storey about a guy in Reno who had similar pains in the ass . He too went to the emergency room and upon x-ray they found a rather large spud. He swore he had no idea how it got there. The surgeon threw it in a bucket that contained a carrot and an onion that had previously been removed from other patients asses , as it turned out the hospital staff would make a nice stew about once every few weeks , no since letting good vegetation go to waste. But the fact that this freak had a light bulb shoved up his shit hole, and not a food product is just discussing.
From: imgarydamnit [washington state cowboy]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 05:35
Damn I say forget the USA miltary . Send joewolf over to Iraq . This guy sounds like he means business .You go Joe and I will supply the margaritas. lol
From: faqme [faqme]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 05:47
i know someone who put a trialer hitch up thier ass
From: mike2039 [mike]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 05:51
Q: How many fags does it take to put in a light bulb? A: Only one, but it takes an entire emergency room staff to get it back out.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 30-Jun-2006 06:03
He was alone in his cell, bored and tired of the light not being turned off. Soo, he takes said bulb out of the socket to darken his cell, now, where to hide the bulb? Fucktard.
From: skyeyez9
[Marie]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 06:03
Was it one of those little nightlight bulbs, flashlight bulb or the bigger ones that I have in my living room lamps? Cause if it was the smaller one, maybe just maybe if you are a heavy sleeper. He may not have felt it get "slipped" inside by one of his fellow perverted inmates. Be pretty funny if it was one of those big spotlight bulbs they use in stadiums.
From: sandblast
[Adrian]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 06:14
From: scruffytakora [zammitdammit] Date: 30-Jun-2006 03:55 This could never happen in Malta.All lighbulbs are firmly nailed into their sockets by special Maltese handymen.and besides being a muslim is not allowed in Malta.(especially a scraggy looking one that sticks lightbulbs up his arse). Lol, and I thought I was the only Maltese guy in the rotten forum. good to see a fellow Maltese. As for the muslim, i'm sorry for him. Maybe they would have less problems if they put CRIMINALS in prison rather than guys who make their own booze. so: ok to blow yourself up in a crowded marketplace full of civilians. ok to degrade women. ok to hate anyone who is different from you. ok to consider terrorists heroes. not ok to make your own drinks in the privacy of your own home. To hell with 'em. Maybe one day they will pull thier heads out of their asses and become civilized.
From: dirtyslut76
[slut]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 06:22
From: mike2039 [mike] Date: 30-Jun-2006 05:51 Q: How many fags does it take to put in a light bulb? A: Only one, but it takes an entire emergency room staff to get it back out. ---------------- mike2039 You have a right to say whatever you want on here. But many on here (including myself) would find the use of the word "fag" rather offensive. Not trying to start shit...just an observation.
From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 06:42
But DS..its rotten..lets keep it rotten..
From: dildoslut76
[slut]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 06:46
Didn't you know - I'm the PC police on Rotten! And I'm pretty and dumb - or was that pretty dumb? I can never remember! j/k I've only had 15 hours sleep in the past 4 days - LOL!
From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 06:58
I think the rule in prison is never sleep on your stomach..... I also think that if I was in prison and someone even thought about my ass my spidey senses would start tingling and the DANGER DANGER DANGER alarm would go off. I don't beleive this guy for a second, he got caught spelunking. Shame on you Mr. Camel Fuck, we caught you!
From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 07:06
Also a note on the fag comment - it's only a derogatory term if you mean it to be. Same with the word dyke. If you say someone's a "fucking dyke" then the term is derogatory. Here in Toronto they have a Dyke March the day before the gay pride parade. There's also some clubs like Dykes on Bikes (some real mean looking butches). I think that of all places we don't need the PC police when we are looking at gore. It's a bit of a double standard to laugh at a shotgun wound to the head but say the word "fag" is offensive. Colonol Kurtz from Apocalypse Now,"We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write "fuck" on their aeroplane because it's obscene." All in context, Dirtyslut.
From: mohammafag [Bumaches]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 07:20
4 years for making liquor. That is one fucked up Country.
From: larry
[larry]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 07:20
Completely off topic, but has anyone had trouble with messages not showing up, then appearing twice, then disappearing again? :/
From: niceguy [finish first]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 07:26
His excuse is almost as bad as "I was walking naked and I slipped and fell on the bulb, and it went right up my ass, I swear".
From: manitobamadman [Badges?... we don't need no stinking Badges]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 07:31
" It was a one in a million shot doc..." Frank Costanza
From: beelzabubba [B.L. Zabubba]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 07:51
Oh I get it. He just wants you to see where you're coming from.
From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 07:57
You woke up this morning Got yourself a bulb, Mama always said you'd be The Chosen One. She said: You're one in a million You've got to burn to shine, But you were born under a bad sign, With a blue moon in your eyes...  Cf: Removal of 100-Watt Electric Bulb from Rectum from Annals [Anals?] of Emergency Medicine November 1982: http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/bulb.html and the Rectal Foreign Bodies page: http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/newbutt.html Now, where are those gerbils?
From: reader57 [Rotten Reader]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 08:03
Stuck it where the "the light don't shine"
From: icanloseweight
[but you'll still be ugly]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 08:39
"The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose." So, what do you think really happened? LOL All I can say is, I hope he used a lot of  That's so sick!
From: yaapvantaakooraa [nedelanderer]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 08:40
I am from the Netherlands. Here we have many dykes sometimes you have to stick your finger in them. Also a fag is the Dutch name for a kind of sticky bun with chocolate frosting. So fag and dyke are not rude words If you think fag and dyke are rude words you are talking out of your fucking arse (again) You stupid fucking dyke.
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 08:45
Guys,when inserting light bulbs up your ass,two bits of advice. 1.Unplug the lamp first 2. Remove the bulb from the lamp.Especially if it happens to be a novelty Disney Winnie the Pooh and Tigger too lamp.(er,for example)
From: annidez [annidez]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 08:51
Has anybody looked at today's Boners? (thanks rotten for posting those more frequently!) http://www.boners.com/grub/796794.html This is occurring a town called Olean? Eeew. Anal leakage might have helped lightbulb boy. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_leakage
From: sandywoods
[Andrew Woods]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 08:57
It doesn't say what sort of bulb it was, it could have been one of those small candle bulbs.  Or a standard size bulb.  Or he could have been screwed with one of these low energy bulbs LOL.  Or could it have been a 5 foot fluorescent tube. 
From: madonna [kelly]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 09:07
I do beleive his story can be real - revenge and torture by other inmates, just as that RUssian Torturer someone mentionned. Annally self-inserting a light bulb is almost suicide if y ask me! jayjg [Jayjg the Jew]: you're a shame to your own people. I hope you reincarnate as a muslim next time; you'll fit well with the Talibans. Low life!
From: teratomarty
[Self-made man]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 09:07
I'm a fag and proud of it. I also consider myself something of an expert at putting things up my butt. You know it's all straight guys having lightbulbs, potatoes, etc pulled out of their butts- we gay guys got WAY better things to put up there! Our boyfriends' dicks, for example. Straight boys are amateurs. "Fag" and "dyke," by the way, are insults that we've reclaimed, to diminish their power to hurt us. If we call each other fags and dykes, we figure we're laughing WITH each other, because it applies to everyone equally; if a straight person we don't know well uses these terms, we'll figure they're laughing AT us, and we'll sic the bulldykes on them. The theme of my Hallowe'en party a couple years back was "Butt Pirates of the Caribbean." I love the term "butt pirates."
From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 09:18
I'm a fag and proud of it. I also consider myself something of an expert at putting things up my butt. You know it's all straight guys having lightbulbs, potatoes, etc pulled out of their butts- we gay guys got WAY better things to put up there! Our boyfriends' dicks, for example. Straight boys are amateurs. +++++++++++ LMAO...
From: teratomarty
[Self-made man]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 09:47
Now Alex, you must remember that just because a guy likes prostate stimulation, doesn't mean he's gay. Just make sure that anything you put up your butt has a flange at least twice the diameter of the rest of the toy at the base, guys. 
From: sandywoods
[Andrew Woods]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 09:48
From: alexthegreat [My girlfriend doesn't know about my boyfriend] Date: 30-Jun-2006 09:20 if a straight person we don't know well uses these terms, we'll figure they're laughing AT us, and we'll sic the bulldykes on them. ----------------------------- You can't tell me that there aren't gay guys that look like this:  I'm sure they could just as easily break someone in half. ------------------------------ Notice to myself, if making homosexual jokes and approached by a gay guy like that, run like fuck!
From: greyfox [grey]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 09:51
I'm reminded of a picture of a jam jar and two potatoes inserted in someone's ass I saw on some website somewhere...I can't seem to recall which one..... hmmmm... anyone help me out?
From: alexthegreat
[My girlfriend doesn't know about my boyfriend]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 09:56
Now Alex, you must remember that just because a guy likes prostate stimulation, doesn't mean he's gay. -------------------------- LOL! I know! Interesting pic at the bottom of the page... Figure 2... I'd love to here the explanation for that one! http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/newbutt.html#figs
From: toadsuck187 [Danzil Kitano]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 10:12
Ise stuk a sword up my azz an it made my alabama black snake stand right up. NOW, WHERE IS ALL DA WHITE WIMMINS
From: sirbutlust
[mike duff]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 10:28
being that i am from new jersey, the home of the light bulb, i feel that gives me grounds for extensive knowledge on light bulbs. allow me to "enlighten" you on the subject. arab people probably use those weird electrical outlets so we must assume they use differnt types of light bulbs. perhaps the light bulb wasnt a bulbuous one but one of those christmas type skinny lights or the ones shaped like a flame. perhaps the other prisoners were trying to set up christmas lights adn one of them wouldnt work and there crazy belief system says that putting the bad bulb up a old mans butt will make it work agian. this is only speculation, im not an expert on there religion, just light bulbs. i have found the best way to test a light bulbs dead-osity is to shake it. if you hear a jingling it means its dead. perhaps this guy danced a lot adn the others wanted to make his ass make a jingleing noise. maybe he was getting ass raped and the ass raper put a little mining helmet with a light sourse(like miners wear) on his dick so his dick could see,(perhaps another crazy arab belief) and the light bulb fell out. im sure it wasnt a big flouresnt bulb because he would have noticed it right away. this is everything i know about light bulbs . i hope it was beneficial.
From: houseof1mcorpses [(1104N.MissionRoad)]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 10:31
"Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there." ------------------------------ Too fucking funny!
From: alexthegreat
[My girlfriend doesn't know about my boyfriend]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 10:41
From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 10:36
Hi everyone, DS, alex, teratomarty, doccuz, bascha......HAPPY FRIDAY!! Where is gypsy? I guess hellen is still camping....almost winter down under.
I know nothing about light bulbs......however, wine enemas will get you drunk in about 5 minutes.
Awesome family photo-I printed it out. I will submit my pic over the weekend. Yay.....I am so glad to see the faces behind the posts.
Larry, I have lost messages before too. I think when a bunch of posts are submitted at the same time, one or two get squeezed out. ---------------------------------- That should get you past the filter... Notice only two (!)? You were using too many... No posts get squeezed out, just filtered... You can turn off the filter and see all the posts... Also sometimes you have to wait a few minutes for the post to appear...
From: conspiracy
[Theory]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 10:41
4 years for booze ? It must suck to live in a religious ruled country. Light bulb stuck there ?How do you explain away something like that ? Back in the day , when people got shot in the back during battle , people would say they were " advancing to the rear "I called them "Challenge Challenged" Here are some PC terms http://www.pcphrases.com/ to make people sound more PC ! MTC 츄麤♧©®
From: vicmasterblower
[don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 10:42
sirbuttlust, use a 9 volt battery. For testing christmas light bulbs. Or a continuity tester, from your local hardware store. Hey alex, I don't see my post, so how do you know what I said? You are right on because, I said HAPPY FRIDAY to all with many exclamation points. Here is part of it (I have learned to highlight and copy my posts before submitting them) Hi everyone, DS, alex, teratomarty, doccuz, bascha..HAPPY FRIDAY! Where is gypsy? I guess hellen is still camping..almost winter down under. I know nothing about light bulbs..however, wine enemas will get you drunk in about 5 minutes. Awesome family photo-I printed it out. I will submit my pic over the weekend. Yay..I am so glad to see the faces behind the posts. Larry, I have lost messages before too. I think when a bunch of posts are submitted at the same time, one or two get squeezed out. Someone, tell larry.
From: teratomarty
[Self-made man]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 10:45
As for why this guy had a lightbulb up his bum, I think it was probably more to do with prison rape than with sexual pleasure. As I understand it, if an inmate who is subject to intimidating tactics (such as lightbulb rape) from other inmates or guards dares to report it, the intimidation will escalate (to something such as kicking him in the ass post-lightbulb rape). Incidentally, did anyone see the episode of House, MD where the janitor tells the doctors how to get the lightbulb out of the patient's butt by inflating a stent up past it, so that the pressure was on the strong dome part of the bulb, rather than gripping onto the weak and shatter-prone base of the bulb? This struck me as useful information that I ought to remember. I once got a call from a lesbian friend, asking me how to stop fisting her girlfriend, who had got nervous and seized up in the middle of things. Such is my life.
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 10:55
Tetratomarty's last post brings to mind the phenomenon known,I believe,as "dog knotting" where the muscles of the vagina or anus constrict on a partners penis (or arm) making it impossible to remove. This can obviously have hilarious consequences.
From: alexthegreat
[My girlfriend doesn't know about my boyfriend]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 10:57
From: teratomarty [Self-made man]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 10:45
As for why this guy had a lightbulb up his bum, I think it was probably more to do with prison rape than with sexual pleasure. As I understand it, if an inmate who is subject to intimidating tactics (such as lightbulb rape) from other inmates or guards dares to report it, the intimidation will escalate (to something such as kicking him in the ass post-lightbulb rape). ----------------------------- Or this guy has a fetish and is too embarrassed to admit it... As are most who 'lose' the objects up there are... Look around the site I posted earlier, it has some very strange 'excuses' for how the objects got up there...
From: archemedesrex [(They Call Me Dok)]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 11:13
"I said BUD light!!"
From: sandywoods
[Andrew Woods]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 11:20
From: kurekuretakora [oldgit] Date: 30-Jun-2006 10:55 Tetratomarty's last post brings to mind the phenomenon known,I believe,as "dog knotting" where the muscles of the vagina or anus constrict on a partners penis (or arm) making it impossible to remove. This can obviously have hilarious consequences. ------------------------------- Well Kurekuretakora, we didn't really want to know about your bedtime perversions with Mrs Takora LOL.
From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 11:21
You want a Bud Light up the bum? 
From: teratomarty
[Self-made man]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 11:23
I feel quite bad for this chap, after all. I want to pay his "bail" (or whatever it is they call the bribe that will get you out of a hellhole third-world jail), buy him a drink and the ASPCA*-approved sextoy of his choice. Out of curiosity, I wonder what is Pakistan's position on wacky tobaccy. *ASPCA= American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Ani.
From: goldamyass [Drucilla]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 11:33
Greyfox, I also saw the jam-jar-up-the-butt pic myself many moons ago. I think it was Mrs. Smuckers.
From: inthebeginning [(It Was Real Good)]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 11:39
"Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there." ______________________________________________________________ Anyone who has read the Holy Quran knows that Allah takes credit for everything and that nothing happens without Him being the agent. I am sure that Allah had sound theological reasons for screwing this lightbulb into Mohammed's ass. Ours is not to reason why, but to submit to the will of Allah (There is no cheesegrater god).
From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 12:09
Dr. Aftab Ahmed reads an X-ray of prison inmate at a hospital in Multan June 28, 2006. REUTERS/Asim Tanveer:  http://blogs.reuters.com/?src=062906_0958_FEATURES_fed_%26_markets
From: skyeyez9
[Marie]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 12:29
Hmmmmm, my speculation is that inserting the bulb up an old man's ass just makes the light bulb Stinky. Imagine screwing that thing back into the lamp without washing it, turning it on. The heat from the light would magnify the Butty smell in the room. Kinda like a putrid essential oil. ................... perhaps the other prisoners were trying to set up christmas lights adn one of them wouldnt work and there crazy belief system says that putting the bad bulb up a old mans butt will make it work agian. this is only speculation,
From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 12:57
Allah took the light bulb from my brain and pushed it up my anus. Praise be to Allah!
From: pinguino [Fear the Penguin]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 13:27
Once I read a medical report of a guy who crammed a light bulb in his anus, base first. Docs couldn't get a grip on it, because the wide bit was wider than their instruments could go. They wound up gluing some of those little rubber darts that come with kids' toy guns to it, pouring mineral oil over the lot, and sliding it on out.
From: goldamyass [Drucilla]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 13:33
Why would you willingly put glass in your ass?
From: mezzogiorno [showtherespect]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 13:34
Christ! Am I the only one who is reminded of The Midnight Express when I look at this guy? The crazy one?
From: metalballs [fourtwenty]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 13:38
Mezzogiorno, are you talking about the guy that got his tongue bit? That was a great movie.
From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 13:39
Im out...Have a great weekend all you rotteniers..Be safe and party hard!! See ya all Wednesday.. Kisses
From: blahblahblowme
[my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 13:45
There are some of (THOSE) people who are pretty stupid. This guy is stuck on stupid obviously. In jail for four years for making moon shine, I bet allah did this to him so he could see the light at the end of the tunnel. LMFAO Allah! I think he just wanted to fast and got bored in his cell and stuck it up there himself, just so he could get out of jail for a while. http://www.93x.com/listingsEntry.asp?ID=21687&PT=ms&HSPT=bits Download these flippin' hilarious. Good times.
From: sevgeli
[Indecent Exposure... the hacker that was...]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 14:14
Bascha: RUN! There's a tornado heading your way!  Ooops... wait... just kidding... it touched down here instead... smached a Subway restaurant and tossed a construction trailer out into the street (more proof that the gods HATE trailers of all sorts... not just trailer parks...) DS & Stephy... hi... DS - you need to get more sleep - less Rottening = more energy for other stuff... Stephy: enjoy your weekend... play nice and come back with all yer digits still intact, m'kay? OK... suns out again - gonna go play some... later .ie.
From: piscivore [Michael C. Scott]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 14:20
I recognize the cartridge in that "live ammo" picture. That's a century-old 37mm Hotchkiss cannon shell. As a straight-sided cartridge, it needed the rim on the brass case for headspace control, like a revolver round. This works great unless the "chamber" is too big. How exactly does one get a lightbulb in one's ass and "not know it until morning", unless one's asshole is already lightbulb-sized?
From: fartsauce [Oopsie Poopsie]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 14:21
One person commented about this guy being in his "mid 40s", "maybe 40 years ago!" LOL if I had to worry about the possibility of a glass object in my rectum breaking I think I might age to look 40 years older than I am too!
From: whynot
[Sometimes your mom stalks me.]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 14:48
Ok, what? You know this guy was pleasuring himself with it, and when it got stuck, he said,"Oh shit! My Muslim brethren are going to kill me if they find out I'm a Gay Light-Buld Fucking Idiot!" So he made up a story to save his ass... hehehe.
From: naphtali
[Naphtali]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 14:54
No no no. You have to understand that in certain cultures it's to embarrassing to actually use certain words in polite company. There they have rich history in linguistic substitution, or euphemism. Perhaps the angst can be somewhat understood by making reference to the common childhood experience of shitting ones pants. The youngster approaches his mama with his conundrum but can't bring himself to actually "dodo" or "skanky turd mess." So, he says, "Mama... I made a sandwich!" thinking mama would immediately remedy the situation. But nooOoo! What does mama do? She bends down hugs him and tells him what a "smart little man he is." And that "she's so proud..." [You gotta know this is the ultimate etiology for "Postal" type acting out.] Anyway. In most Middle Eastern countries, given the context, "light bulb" does not mean light bulb. Rather, it means donkey dick. Similarly the cloaking terms: "prison" and "Fateh Mohammad." "Prison" is usually understood to refer to a region in northern Pakistan where it boarders Afghanistan. "Fateh Mohammad" is a compound euphemism. The "Fateh" component can be interpreted as either dyke, fag or backwards-one. And the "Mohammad" component is an unequivocal reference to the person of Osama. For a reporter of the region to actually use language as conventionally understood in the West, he would risking at least one half of one of the virgins he would be immediately dispatched to greet. And now you know ...the rest of the story. Good Day.
From: naphtali
[Naphtali]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 15:07
From: jayjg [Jayjg the Jew] Date: 30-Jun-2006 03:55 Death to Zionist, racist cunts. [blah blah blah] Allah Akbar!! +++ You see what I mean? Literally every other noun in jayjg's parody is an Arabic euphemism. Again, it all boils down to, depending on context, either: "Mama, come wipe me" or "Mama, I made a sandwich."
From: plaistow [cheech]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 15:10
The Israel has tanks and fighter aircraft, financed by their ass-buddies in Washington. The Palistinians have small arms and big brass balls. They fight against daunting odds againt frightening odds. That's the typical Jew way - in a fight, they don't believe in one-on-one. The must outnumber their victim either numberically or technically before their enter the fight. The Palistinians are the true heros. No one finances them to the tune of billions a year and their is no big palistinian lobby in Washington or London. All they have are their meager weopons and their own bodies to fight the Zionist monstrosity. Go forth, oh Palistinian warrior, take out as many Zionist murderers as you can. God's speed habibi, paint the steets red with Zionist blood.
From: sumdumfuk [Mr. Dick Gozinya, man about town]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 15:11
From: dirtyslut76 [slut] Date: 30-Jun-2006 06:22 mike2039 You have a right to say whatever you want on here. But many on here (including myself) would find the use of the word "fag" rather offensive. Not trying to start shit...just an observation. Something offensive on Daily Rotten? Knock me over with a feather.
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 15:26
From: conspiracy [Theory] Date: 30-Jun-2006 10:41 4 years for booze ? It must suck to live in a religious ruled country. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- We are well on the way here. A couple of more RR election steals, & you won't know the difference between us & them.
From: naphtali
[Naphtali]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 15:46
From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 15:13
Oh naphtali, your post brought good cheer to my afternoon. Thank you! I am laughing & giggling very nicely! +++ Hey, Vic... My pleasure... I was sitting here, reading the comments concerning poor Fateh. My mind did this weird thing (like sometimes happens here). Anyway, thank God I was still gripping the mouse. Otherwise, I don't think I would have been able to pull myself back up to the keyboard (As I had keeled my-own-self over with laughter.) Cheers.
From: 66scorpio
Date: 30-Jun-2006 15:47
Now you see it, now you don't..... It takes an article like this to generate 125 comments
From: naphtali
[Naphtali]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 16:31
Theo... Not being one to perpetuate gross-out photos, I'll merely refer to the 3rd in the 3rd series above. I was clueless until I saw that... Now I know why they invented the bidet. It also gives me a whole new perspective on French hygiene and dietary habits... as well as insight into why Arabs are so mean.
From: sandywoods
[Andrew Woods]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 16:32
From: sirbutlust [mike duff] Date: 30-Jun-2006 15:30 alex and bobby picture, now with more light bulbs! ------------------------- Sirbutlust, we don't have a picture of oldgit, can't you draw a cartoon of him?
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 16:37
From: toadsuck187 [Danzil Kitano] Date: 30-Jun-2006 10:12 Ise stuk a sword up my azz an it made my alabama black snake stand right up. NOW, WHERE IS ALL DA WHITE WIMMINS ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You are the most pathetic dip shit I have ever seen in here and I've seen a few. Danzil could reduce you to a pile of maggots, if you were ever around the man instead of IMPERSONATING him. But as a chicken shitted asshole you have to sit behind a keyboard and try to demean the black race. You fucking idiot..you couldn't begin to be as smart and as brave as the blacks I know. You would have to stare waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay up to even see their shoes. Feeble minded maggot, go find some shit and wallow in it. A useless thing such as yourself has no better place to go anyway. LOSER.
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 16:48
From: toadsuck187 [Danzil Kitano] ~~~~~~ ONE MORE THING....loser You want to meet with me? Name a place. I got nothing but time and a restless soul. Name a place COWARD.
From: vicmasterblower
[don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 16:50
Hi gypsy.. Your tirade on toadsuck has me giggling out loud-GOL! You really let him have it! Nice job! What's up for the weekend? Any fireworks? Do you have a 4 day weekend? I will visit a client tomorrow after the gym and then relax a bit. OK, I'm off for a little while. Guys don't break any bones this weekend and gals keep your pussies leashed!
From: naphtali
[Naphtali]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 16:51
From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 16:37
From: toadsuck187 [Danzil Kitano]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 10:12
You would have to stare waaaay up to even see their shoes. +++ You go, girl!! 'with ya all the way there...
From: melvin69
[John Bong]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 16:53
He just wanted Paris Hilton and Lemmiwinks to have some light. A great adventure is waiting for you ahead
Hurry onward Lemmiwinks, or you will soon be dead
The journey before you may be long and filled with woe
But you must escape the gay man's ass so your tale can be told
Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks
Lemmiwinks journeyed a distance far and fast
To find his way out of a gay man's ass
The road ahead is filled with danger and fright
But push onwards Lemmiwinks with all of your might
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 16:59
hi vic and naphtali, Yes I have plans to go camping this weekend. So that will be fun, I haven't been away for a while and am looking forward to it. I hope the both of you have a nice holiday...in a way the holiday is kinda weird---we have the weekend, then Monday is the 3rd, and Tues. the 4th. It seems kinda cut up. Do either of you have a 4 day weekend? Larry has to work on Monday, so we have to be back Sunday night. Damn!
From: naphtali
[Naphtali]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 17:34
From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 16:59
hi vic and naphtali,
Yes I have plans to go camping this weekend. So that will be fun, I haven't been away for a while and am looking forward to it. I hope the both of you have a nice holiday...in a way the holiday is kinda weird---we have the weekend, then Monday is the 3rd, and Tues. the 4th. It seems kinda cut up. Do either of you have a 4 day weekend? Larry has to work on Monday, so we have to be back Sunday night. Damn! +++ Howdy, Oh, Dancing One! Camping is the greatest! I'm too much of wimp to do it in the summer. Fall and Spring only... However, we do the occasional "cabining" thing too. 'Look up some place with microwaves and coffee makers.. LOL But still under the trees... away from civilization... If you happen to sitt'n round a campfire, and feel this weird chill... Don't mind me, just pass'n through. [smile]
From: todesengel187
[Danzil Kitano]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 18:21
Hi, Gypsy! Hi DS! Hi, everyone! I'm gonna celebrate my independence by blowing up a small part of it. That is, if neither of my jobs bug me to come in. Can't be in three places at onec, you know. Oh, and toadsuck, we all have our faults that we need to work on, but in your case, I wonder if you'll always remain a huge  
From: todesengel187
[Danzil Kitano]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 18:28
That's not a prolapse in this case. It's an apple. Oh, and thanks a lot, Gypsy! +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ From: fiset35 [chappy] Date: 30-Jun-2006 18:24 Remember the lobsters. Nice prolapse
From: ozymandias [King of Kings]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 18:33
Forgive them, Father, for they have sinned. Never forget, you have the right to remain silent.
From: dirtyslut76
[slut]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 18:42
 haha sandywoods, funny EVERYONE the 600-pound woman turned free-for-all thread is exploding! Just kidding Just me killing time before going out posting bad jokes and talking to Alex about his love life
From: sevgeli
[Indecent Exposure... the hacker that was...]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 18:49
Insh'allah, now I feel comfort... I'm getting closer to the day when I can blow stuff up - not exactly legally, of course - but with the deferred attention of the local constabulary - who have more to worry about than me and my hommemade 200gram salutes... Hey - how is everybody this fine Friday, anyway? We had a tornado today out here - only the second one in 20 years, so it rates as a pretty significant event... and hopefully doesn't presage my antics on the fourth... in any case, I'll probably be sheltered behind lots and lots of tinkley glass bottles, so if something goes "whoops", I should be OK... Bascha: did you get hail out yer way? Damn - we had everything up to ping-pong sized for about 15 minutes... oh - sorry to hear about the ankle... you feelin' better? Gypsy: gonna go out and shoot some works? If we ever cross paths, I'll make sure you get a few of the boomers that I make - light fuse - place on ground - run away really fast! Danzil: what's up... how are you tonight? did I miss anyone recent? dunno... if so - sorry - unless I don't particularly care for you... then a hearty raised middle finger and a yo-ho-go-fuckeryerself from me would be in order... other than that - it's the weekend, people! peace .ie.
From: vicmasterblower
[don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 18:49
Hi gypsy, alex, danzil and all- You kids have been VERY busy! Gypsy-I'm at home now. No, I have to work on monday; it kind messes up a 4 day weekend. Where is the camping? Hmmm..camping. I remember all those boy scout camping trips!! We now take a weekend and rent a cabin at Lake Arrowhead for the weekend-its in the San Bernardino mountains..sublime. I am an eagle scout, I'll have ya'll know! Doczzz-what kind of doc are you? Not a proctologist..hmmm?
From: sevgeli
[Indecent Exposure... the hacker that was...]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 18:58
From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys] Date: 30-Jun-2006 18:49 >> I am an eagle scout, I'll have ya'll know! --- I was an Explorer, but we had a great post that had an afilliation with the Candian Rovers, so out moots were co-ed... boys and girls - in the woods - with John Labbat's Extra Stock and good Canadian green... good times *sniff* ahhhh, the memories... On my honor, I promise to do my duty... .ie.
From: mezzogiorno [showtherespect]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 19:08
No, Metalballs, I meant one of those guys in the Midnight Express in the crazy section of the prison. "A good Turk always walks to the right."
From: naphtali
[Naphtali]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 19:23
From: sevgeli [Indecent Exposure... the hacker that was...]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 18:58
From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 18:49
>> I am an eagle scout, I'll have ya'll know!
---
I was an Explorer, but we had a great post that had an afilliation with the Candian Rovers, so out moots were co-ed...
boys and girls - in the woods - with John Labbat's Extra Stock and good Canadian green...
good times *sniff* ahhhh, the memories...
On my honor, I promise to do my duty...
.ie. Sevgeli and Vic... I am both Eagle and Explorer... plus Order of The Arrow!! Those were cool days. No bills, just fun. My most embarrassing campout was when we decided to make this neked lady out of dirt. Oh, man... you never seen jugs like that. Then our scout master appeared, out of nowhere, just as this fucktard tenderfoot was mak'n like jizz'm with a bottle of dishwash soap. Master pretended he didn't see that, but came and kicked the tits off'n our dirt girl...
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 19:25
hi ds, how ya doing? I have to start getting ready for my little outing. Hope all of you have a nice weekend. Stay safe peeples
From: vicmasterblower
[don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 19:29
Hey naphtali-I was order of the arrow too. Now I'm a broken arrow! I sold all my boy scout items on ebay. Alex-take care with your love life. It can tear you up sometimes. I just care, that's all. OK, I'm sappy!
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 19:29
toadsuck187 [Danzil Kitano] IMPOSTER, make sure to blow some fingers and gawd only knows what else off, if you are old enough to play with fireworks. BANG BANG
From: carolina
[Carol]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 19:34
yikes!that's some pic with the apple up the ass.it looks like it's gonna get sucked in and lost and she'll be next to go to the hosp. for an xray.
From: vicmasterblower
[don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 19:35
Oh wait. I forgot cub scouts! He he! OK, no more drinks. My fingers can't find the keys. Gypsy, you have a wonderful time. I hope you aren't going alone. There's bears out there. Hmm..I don't even know what part of the USA you're in!
From: dirtyslut76
[slut]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 19:55
hey hostess did you REALLY fuck up your ankle while inserting it into bigmac's ass? ok, that was terrible...joking hope it is better I am attempting to move the free-for-all here vic said it was already like that blame HIM if you get mad
From: carolina
[Carol]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 19:56
that boy in the pic looks like a young alex.hello all.my son is in the sky right now flying to poland. he's over the atlantic now.it's so wierd to live in the modern world where you can be shot over the ocean in a metal tube.
From: dildoslut76
[slut]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 19:58
All's I know is that i love big vaginas and dicks. To steal someone else's joke -- I went to the gynocologist today, He said, "That's the biggest vagina I've ever seen, That's the biggest vagina I've ever seen." I said, "You didn't have to say it twice". He said, "I didn't."
From: dildoslut76
[slut]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:00
Sorry - Bascha - I'm just jealous cus I'm 30 with no husband and no kids. But j/k cus it's been 70 hours with only 10 hours sleep.
From: carolina
[Carol]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:04
who is the person who steals identities?isn't it a lot of work to keep doing that?do you think he started out as julio?
From: 1stliberal [lib]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:07
From: icanloseweight [but you'll still be ugly] Date: 30-Jun-2006 19:57 Is this the new free-for-all? ---------------- Hi ICLW. I just read you bio. I never would have guess your age to be 18. By your post you seem much older. You seem to be very wise. I just read the article of the slime balls who were looting after Katrina. They received what they deserved. When are you going back to New Orleans?
From: sevgeli
[Indecent Exposure... the hacker that was...]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:07
Order of the Arrow... my gods... when I thnk about it now, all the Baden-Powell stuff does sound a little - ahem - pederastic... still and all - I had a great time in Scouts and Explorers... but I still maintain, the Canadian Rovers had it SO much better... lol --- DS - Green - Denzil... et al... is this now declared the new free fer all? OK - I'm in... DS - and you have a reply, btw... --- be safe over the holiday people - come back with all the digits you leave with - leave the nasty stuff to the professionals - or at least, to the pyros that can afford to lose a hand and still keep a job... .ie.
From: alexlegay [my girlfriend doesn't exist]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:09
"Alex has a love life?" Yes I do. I have a boyfriend. That's because I'm gay, gay, gay! Whee! Love can never be wrong, especially when it's gay! I'm sure this guy in the story is gay because everyone is secretly gay. Like me! I'm gay! Hooray! Gay! There are gay people who don't even look gay! No way? WAY! Gay is OK! I'm gay every day! In every conceivable way! At every time of year, at my home, on the beach, or in a sleigh. When my ass gets pounded, the repeated motion makes my balls sway. Why? GAY! Did I mention I have a boyfriend? Not a girlfriend, a BOYFRIEND. I don't know if I told you this, but I'm bi -- I mean, GAY! >_< :( ROTFLMAO, IMHO, LOL, XOXO
From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:11
Incandescent? or flourescent? Think of the possibilities!!
From: icanloseweight
[but you'll still be ugly]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:12
From: 1stliberal [lib] Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:07 From: icanloseweight [but you'll still be ugly] Date: 30-Jun-2006 19:57 Is this the new free-for-all? ---------------- Hi ICLW. I just read you bio. I never would have guess your age to be 18. By your post you seem much older. You seem to be very wise. I just read the article of the slime balls who were looting after Katrina. They received what they deserved. When are you going back to New Orleans? ----------------------- Hey 1stliberal. How are you? Yup, 18. I seem wise? OK. Thanks. The assholes who were looting were so stupid. I remember watching it on the news, and they were stealing things like big-screen TVs. All I could think was: "Where the hell are they gonna plug it in?" LOL I'm not sure when I'm going back to New Orleans.
From: dildoslut76
[slut]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:16
dirtyslut - give me your dirtylove! mm i love it i live in Indiana i sell insurance i have insomnia I have a manwhore oh, wait, I don't my vibrator is broken I lust dittyd I have a dog I live an an apt I get drunk at neighbors parties that's me!
From: alexlegay [my girlfriend doesn't exist]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:17
Gee, I don't know dildoslut76. See, I don't know if I mentionied this, but I'm bisexual; that means that I'm obligated to only have sex with men, and then crow about it because it's just so groundbreaking, important, and goddamn fascinating. I don't expect you to understand, though because you're not bi or gay. How do I know? Because you don't seem to talk about it. If it's not your major topic of conversation, you obviously have no sexuality. ROTFLAMBOGAY
From: todesengel187
[Danzil Kitano]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:20
The person will hide his bitch-ass behind a computer screen where he finds it safe to hide his face. And my identity is not stolen - he can copy the name, but he'll never have the flair I do. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ From: carolina [Carol] Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:04 who is the person who steals identities?isn't it a lot of work to keep doing that?do you think he started out as julio
From: alexlegay [my girlfriend doesn't exist]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:22
"Way"? That rhymes with GAY! Yay!
From: 1stliberal [lib]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:25
ICLW I am doing great, but would be even better if it wasn't so hot here.
From: dirtyslut76
[slut]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:31
Hi Carol Yeah gotta change my name Tired of people getting pissed off at me when their only arg is tha I am a "dirtyslut" will prob chane tomorrow to DS (formerly dirtyslut 76) or DS76...if that name is taken.
From: dildoslut76
[slut]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:32
alexlegay [my girlfriend doesn't exist] - It's not like I'm mean on these forums. I don't know why I don't get accepted here. Truth be told, I'd toss ds's salad and yours in heartbeat. I loves dicks and chicks! I'm bi - god love me!
From: alexlegay [my girlfriend doesn't exist]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:35
From: alexthegreat [My girlfriend doesn't know about my boyfriend] Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:27 From: dirtyslut76 [slut] Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:22 somebody with WAY too much time on their hands -------------- Yes, some one really needs to get a life. ====================================================== GAY!
From: ds76 [formerlyds]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:37
Ok - I hope the trolls don't attack me, not that I mind the attention.
From: ds76 [formerlyds]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:38
But I am as gay as Alex and that's gay x's 3! LOL j/k
From: sevgeli
[Indecent Exposure... the hacker that was...]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:40
I always wondered... wtf does a troll have to gain? attention... well, maybe - for a bit... do they get off on the experience? see above... will they go away if no one pays 'em any attention? apply - rinse - repeat bipolar meds? mmmmmmmmm - yummy... and it stops the syndrome... here boy - here boy - catch the tasty white pill... take two every 8 hours... repeat... fuckin' trolls... .ie.
From: ds76 [formerlyds]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:40
Oh shit, why didn't I use formally! I must be a dumslut! get it - dum, not dumb! j/k
From: ds76 [formerlyds]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:44
oh shit i'm late I might be pregnant! I wonder who the baby's daddy is?
From: todesengel187
[Danzil Kitano]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:46
Look, you troll(s) are/is so easily figured out because they/he/she only made like 11 or 12 posts. All those posts and nothing to say in any of them. You troll(s) are/is all foam and no beer. Poor deluded fool(s).
From: ds76 [formerlyds]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:47
todestool I want to suck you all night long!
From: daveythedumbass
[Davey the Dumbass]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:48
From: doczzz [dwarf fusion]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 08:58
Allah works in mysterious ways... The first thing I did on this thread was Ctrl+F then doczzz. I'm very disappointed not to have information about how exactly a doctor would go about the process of removing a 60 or 100 watt bulb from a butt? Would a florescent bulb be handled differently, due to the tube-like nature?
From: alexlegay [my girlfriend doesn't exist]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:48
From: todesengel187 [Danzil Kitano] Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:46 Look, you troll(s) are/is so easily figured out because they/he/she only made like 11 or 12 posts. All those posts and nothing to say in any of them. You troll(s) are/is all foam and no beer. Poor deluded fool(s). ========================================================================= Shame on you! This has nohing to do with me being gay! How dare you! Homophobe!
From: icanloseweight
[but you'll still be ugly]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:49
From: todesengel187 [Danzil Kitano] Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:46 Look, you troll(s) are/is so easily figured out because they/he/she only made like 11 or 12 posts. All those posts and nothing to say in any of them. You troll(s) are/is all foam and no beer. Poor deluded fool(s). ----------------------- Don't respond to them. They just want the attention. As long as they're getting responses, they'll keep posting. We should all just ignore them.
From: dirtyslut76
[slut]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:49
From: sevgeli [Indecent Exposure... the hacker that was...] Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:47 DS... g'night... .ie. -------- ie I am leaving in approx 20 mins if you want to converse thru e-mail for a bit?
From: 1stliberal [lib]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:50
From: icanloseweight [but you'll still be ugly] Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:28 I am doing great, but would be even better if it wasn't so hot here. It's hot here in Houston too. Where do you live? ---------- Clovis CA Its next to Fresno. Fresno is one of the areas were most of the produce is grown for the country.
From: alexlegay [my girlfriend doesn't exist]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:50
By the way, DS, sorry fot not responding to your flirting offer. And sorry for not starting that previous sentence with "BTW"; spelling things out is SOOO not gay. What was I thinking?
From: daveythedumbass
[Davey the Dumbass]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:50
From: icanloseweight [but you'll still be ugly]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:49
From: todesengel187 [Danzil Kitano]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:46
Look, you troll(s) are/is so easily figured out because they/he/she only made like 11 or 12 posts. All those posts and nothing to say in any of them.
You troll(s) are/is all foam and no beer. Poor deluded fool(s).
-----------------------
Don't respond to them. They just want the attention. As long as they're getting responses, they'll keep posting. We should all just ignore them. Worst case, just remember: 
From: 1stliberal [lib]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:54
From: ds76 [formerlyds] You haven't got a brain.......... Honestly
From: dildoslut76
[slut]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:54
Alexlegay - haven't you realized that the biggest homophobes are the biggest closet fags? Oops - DS wouldn't like that - better be good on Rotten or DS will attack! Thanks baby jebus she doesn't have my email! That DS sure does get around!
From: todesengel187
[Danzil Kitano]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:55
I do. It's on the way to Handord. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ From: gypsydances [gypsy] Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:53 icanloseweight [but you'll still be ugly], I know where Clovis is. Do you know where Caruthers is?
From: vicmasterblower
[don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:55
Hey danzil-there you are! Try not to blow your pipes out-ignore the idiots. You threaders are sure busy! Yeah, I'm to blame for the free for all. OK, you all have a real nice night. Alex, go easy on that drink! Gypsy have a great camper trip. Sevgeli, you take care. DS you are right on. Don't let the trolls bite! I'm off to bed. Little after 9pm here in hot CA. See you in the morn.
From: 1stliberal [lib]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:56
From: icanloseweight [but you'll still be ugly] Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:54 Hey, gypsy. No, I don't know where Caruthers is. ---------- I think its by Fresno CA. There is a Caruthers in this area. Is it the same one gypsy?
From: slowpoke
[he packs a gun]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:57
Ok Alex, now I know you aren't a cop. My apologies, it seems you aren't looking for pedo's. No cop in brown polyester would do that show toon like ryhming.My apologies for past remarks,now give us a few lines of Gilbert and Sullivan.
From: dildoslut76
[slut]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:58
From: 1stliberal [lib] Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:54 From: ds76 [formerlyds] You haven't got a brain.......... Honestly ------------------------------------------------ Hello? Hello? OK - you got it -this thing is on! Yee haw! I am as dumb as a box of rocks!
From: alexthegreat
[My girlfriend doesn't know about my boyfriend]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 21:00
From: slowpoke [he packs a gun] Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:57 Ok Alex, now I know you aren't a cop. My apologies, it seems you aren't looking for pedo's. No cop in brown polyester would do that show toon like ryhming.My apologies for past remarks,now give us a few lines of Gilbert and Sullivan. --------------- ... Are you talking to me or the troll?... Be careful of the troll...
From: dildoslut76
[slut]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 21:00
Alexlegay - I'm so sorry, but I don't have insomnia like DS. So I really do have to leave ;( I mean :( But this has been super fun! Cum again soon! I'll keep my loins out for you!
From: 1stliberal [lib]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 21:05
From: dildoslut76 [slut] Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:58 From: 1stliberal [lib] Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:54 From: dildoslut76 [slut] You haven't got a brain.......... Honestly ------------------------------------------------ Hello? Hello? OK - you got it -this thing is on! Yee haw! I am as dumb as a box of rocks! ============= Will the real ds (dildoslut76 [slut]) please stand up. I was referring to the copy cat. The one who stole your name. Sorry ds. Just ask ICLW how I get confused so easly. I am still new at this.
From: slowpoke
[he packs a gun]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 21:06
Oops, to much budweiser I didn't mean to feed the trolls.More carefull drunken reading in the future. I go away for awhile and Julio wanna be's pop up. I preferred the fuckity fuck fuck rants.
From: todesengel187
[Danzil Kitano]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 21:06
I wonder if the troll's computer is really fast enough to switch user names in order to post. Here's another test for a troll: Take the computer, unplug it from the basement wall, and throw it outside in the pool.
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 21:09
well good night all, I hope you have a nice weekend. This time I'm really going, as long as my RLS doesn't drive me nuts. Have fun times, all my friends.
From: icanloseweight
[but you'll still be ugly]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 21:10
From: 1stliberal [lib] Date: 30-Jun-2006 21:05 Will the real ds (dildoslut76 [slut]) please stand up. I was referring to the copy cat. The one who stole your name. Sorry ds. Just ask ICLW how I get confused so easly. I am still new at this. ----------- Ha ha. Yeah. You do get confused easily. It was just too much when you thought I was the one making the racist comments. LOL.
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 21:16
I.E. You really got a tornado up there? We never even got rained on. Danzil: Glad to see you back. Gypsy: (We) love ya Mom, have fun, and be safe. Tell The 'ol man Hey! Every one, (Except the trolls, hello!!)
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 21:20
From: 1stliberal [lib] Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:56 From: icanloseweight [but you'll still be ugly] Date: 30-Jun-2006 20:54 Hey, gypsy. No, I don't know where Caruthers is. ---------- I think its by Fresno CA. There is a Caruthers in this area. Is it the same one gypsy? ~~~~~~~~~~ yes it is! ok this time I'm going to bed. fat chance of that, but i'm going to try.
From: 1stliberal [lib]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 21:22
Ok ds I just read your new name so sorry. I do like your old name better.
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 21:24
From: sevgeli [Indecent Exposure... the hacker that was...] Date: 30-Jun-2006 21:13 Enjoy the holiday, Gypsy... .ie. ~~~~~~~ Many thanks and kisses for you sevgeli (K)
From: sevgeli
[Indecent Exposure... the hacker that was...]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 21:24
Bascha: sure enuff... we did... it smacked a Subway by the Galleria Mall... popped in next door and tossed a contruction trailed across the street - with the dude inside... drifted over the 90 and upended a tractor-trailer and put it upside-down on the median... and then went southeast and dropped a block or two away from the place I used to work... freakin tornado... if there was any justice - it would have been a direct hit on my ex-boss... I was about 4 miles away - and saw the clouds... the rain... caught some of the small hail... and when I got back from the tree and shrub store, head the radio alerts about "severe weather"... just a little late, I think, you freakin' dinks... --- glad that all was well down your way... say hey to BigMac for me... and damn - wish I knew you were having a sale - I would have come down to scavenge the books... add to my library... damn... how's the ankle, btw? .ie.
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 21:31
big ED? where the hell did I get that? I was thinking of soemone else so sorry big mac! Please forgive me I'm tired and a little weary. Big Mac ****** very good looking guy for a good looking hostess! *waves and slinks off in the darkness*
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 21:33
yes alex I seen it, and I answered you about it. Thanks so much I love it. OK i'm trying this again. night all too tired to go through all the names lmao
From: todesengel187
[Danzil Kitano]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 21:51
Of course, if she were here in the U.S and she was non-white, then she''d be called a drain on the economy. +++++++++++++++++++++++ From: alexthegreat [My girlfriend doesn't know about my boyfriend] Date: 30-Jun-2006 21:46 Hey Baschalove. Wow, 12 babies, born in pairs, in less than two days... What's in the water there?...
From: fiset35
[chappy]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 21:55
you're in new york, but i'm not you're in tokyo, but i'm not you're in nova scotia, but i'm not yeah, you're everywhere that i'm not
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 22:16
I.E. I want pics... He called earlier (Mind you, me and my ex are still best friends) He's 32 ,his new woman is 19 . I want to embarass him in front of all these young girls... I need Pics! (She's a nice girl, don't get me wrong... I still want to make him blush. Help me out. I've been googling, but can't find the "Right" one... We've been seperated (But not divorced) for almost 7 years... This would be a good year to tell him "Happy Fucking Birthday!" Just to fuck with him. He'd see the humor.
From: sevgeli
[Indecent Exposure... the hacker that was...]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 22:27
do I look like dorothy, for the love of christ? I mean - with that shaved head and goatee n' stache? Auntie Em... Auntie Em... it's a twister... a twister! Yeah... ok... maybe I'd be a hit at the local gay bar's Judy Garland night with the leather n' all... but wtf? hee hee hee... still here... updating the blog.... and now - I have to go look for a pic for Bascha... that should be a trip! .ie.
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 22:43
O.K., I've found (and sent) a few. I have to get to bed with my bum ankle soon. Big Mac is already snoozing on the couch. I have to sell my soul to move to Florida tomorrow. Any Rotteneers that would like to make donations are welcome to donate to my Pay-Pal account at will. Donate to the "Move Bascha and Big Mac Fund"!! Details to follow... (God, I wish it were that easy!)
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 22:54
I.E. I suppose I could do without! (I DO like the Beatles, but...) Leave it to you. O.K., I'm off to bed, gotta get up early, Happy 4th if we don't catch up with you. After the 5th, we'll be offline for a few. I'm sure we'll talk atcha before then. bascha
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 23:09
Hellen: I showed that to the boys: They wouldn't shut their lights off at night. Big Mac has the hand movements down pat, freaky (and funny) at the same time! We apparently are disfunctional! (Well who isn't?) K, I'm off to bed! Yard Sales don't sell themselves. I am soooo going to miss every one. Maybe Theo will post a eulogy for us. Bascha/Mac? After the 5th, we'll be M.I.A. (No offence to Vets, I must add...)
From: dirtyslut76
[slut]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 23:20
Hey Hellen I am good ended up partying with a neighbor Not parting, but watching Fargo.. too lazy to drive anywhere else tonight tomorrow........poker night.
From: rottenaddict
[Hellen]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 23:21
From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville] Date: 30-Jun-2006 23:17 Why do i always land up with Hellen and DS76 ? I am waiting for another false accusation concerning the fake poster from earlier *************************** I know you can be an asshole sometimes. But not a troll.
From: sevgeli
[Indecent Exposure... the hacker that was...]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 23:42
Hellen: not gone... but I am going soon... it's 2:45 in the bloody AM here, and we have had our limit of Friday Stoli and good bud... it's time for the wise to recline - instead of jumping into the car and going out for drunken breakfast with out friends... 'specially with all the cops out on the road for the holiday weekend... Merrill: hey - you're there! I'm out. I'll pass the wraps to you then... DS: Back for a finale? Don't you sleep? Jeezus christ on a biscuit, girl... you have to crash sometime! I'm out... it's either that - or I have to wrap another... nope... crashtime... with a buzz and a smile... .ie.
From: sevgeli
[Indecent Exposure... the hacker that was...]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 23:51
Merrill: I never knew what the "H" stood for... I used to hear my granddad intone "Jesus H. Christ...." at grandmom on a regular basis... the way he said it, I don't think he was thinkin' "Harley"... sounded more to me like he was making a letter substitution... and trading an "H" for an "F"... but that being said... Jesus Harley Christ could now be the next name I use for a band... it does have a thing to it, ain't it? .ie.
From: dirtyslut76
[slut]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 23:52
I have made it a policy I drink where I sleeo ubless I am the DD for the night no dinks and boredom ensues..for me anyway
From: bigbrother
[Reading News]
Date: 1-Jul-2006 00:00
one time I saw a porn movie where this chick sat in a chair and opened herself up with a speculum, then she produced a brown paper lunchbag and started dumping cockroaches in her lap letting them crawl in and out... how are we going to set up a scoring system for these activities? or should we set up sub-catagories based upon object of insertion? I dunno... maybe rotten will delegate a regulatory body to deal with the matter.
From: sirbutlust
[mike duff]
Date: 1-Jul-2006 00:01
 this comic is the story of my life. perhaps alter it a little to "dont let girls hear you laugh" as i have a beavis type laugh that is unattractive. but i know when i meet a chic that i should do my best to talk as little as possible. that is my flaw. now that i just made a beautyful spelling error free drunken story that is worthy of agitha christie, allow me ot go into sirbutlust drunken form. so tonight i showed up at the local bar. i just was finished with being sick for four whole days. being known for never beign sick and this beign the first time i was ever sick during summer i found it quite frustrating. however due to the sickness and holidays i got an eight day break from work and was paid for every day missed. that was nice. the bad part started on friday night before my bar trip. i took a shower as my scalp itched a lot though i just took a shower. i decided to masterbate in the shower. something went wrong that would disable my night. i was talking to my freind rob, the same rob who told me william burroughs was a west wing writer that made mcnastie make fun of me and suggest i beat him in the head with a pipe. mcnastie was right, i should have had him be beaten with a pipe, bnut rob has a big nose and i always make rude jokes about it (hey rob im trying to watch the yankee game, can you move ten feet to yor right so your nose doesnt block the screen). anyhow i told rob my lower leg was hurt and i cant help walking like a duck or a penguin. he asked how that happened. we ewent outside for a smoke and the conversation went litke this. sirbutlust: "my legs are killing me" rob:"how did that happen" sirbutlust"there was an accidnt in the shower" rob. "okay stop. is this going ot be a srtory about being in the wrong position being laid or something i dont want t ohear about." sirbutlust "no way. it was something else., i cant get laid i havent met any chics lately." rob: "allright i have to know what did it " sirbutlust"well i work in a building with no windows and i never see hot chics so when i was in the shower it took me a long time to think of a chic htat turns me on" rob."you hurt your leg masterbating?" sirbulust"it was cramps" rob "why dont you get a waterproof stool you can put in hte shower so you can sit?" sirbutlust "i cant jerk off whiel sitting., i cant even jerk off standing , (rob turns ill)i need to be on my knees but like catchers in base ball if you do it too much it becomes bad' rob. "stop stop stop, shut up, im going back inside." (upon going inside rob tells his girlfreind to ask me whu my legs hurt. she becomes sick due to the fact she pictures it in her head adn we are distanly related makeing it grosser and goes home immediatlu with a head ache.) (sirbutlust takes a walk to the bathroom hobbiling like a duck sirbultust would later try to play darts and win though his injured thorowintg plant leg kept him form shooting accurate darts and made him look like some pussy chic trying to throw darts./) so in conclusion my life sucks and just when i beat the flu i get a maserbation cramp injury. i am looking forward to what happens next and am even more thrilled hta i will become thirty in few weeks. for all you youngins out there, die young. htis is the advice sirbutlust givest to you. die young.
From: sevgeli
[Indecent Exposure... the hacker that was...]
Date: 1-Jul-2006 00:07
that is... perhaps... the most fucked-up piece of drunken writing that I can imagine anyone ever regretting putting out on the web for all to see... when the hangover subsides... and he realizes that the delete button doesn't work... I think I'll probably hear the scream all the way here... .ie.
From: sevgeli
[Indecent Exposure... the hacker that was...]
Date: 1-Jul-2006 00:16
From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville] Date: 1-Jul-2006 00:10 >> I cant wait until i can blame senility >> for slapping a waitress on the ass >> at Dennys --- oh... gods help me... but I can wait... besides... the IHOP chicks are hotter... and the pancakes are better... .ie.
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 1-Jul-2006 00:22
From: sevgeli [Indecent Exposure... the hacker that was...] Date: 1-Jul-2006 00:07 that is... perhaps... the most fucked-up piece of drunken writing that I can imagine anyone ever regretting putting out on the web for all to see... when the hangover subsides... and he realizes that the delete button doesn't work... I think I'll probably hear the scream all the way here... .ie. Sirbutlust always has comedic gold when it come to drunken posts -- this one did have a unusual level of despair however
From: goldamyass [Drucilla]
Date: 1-Jul-2006 00:24
Merrill, you like the flavored cigars, right? CAO has one out called Moontrance. Have you tried them? They are lovely, and come in different sizes, Corona, Robusto, and small cigarillos for those who don't like the commitment of a big one.
From: sirbutlust
[mike duff]
Date: 1-Jul-2006 00:25
From: sevgeli [Indecent Exposure... the hacker that was...] Date: 1-Jul-2006 00:07 that is... perhaps... the most fucked-up piece of drunken writing that I can imagine anyone ever regretting putting out on the web for all to see... when the hangover subsides... and he realizes that the delete button doesn't work... I think I'll probably hear the scream all the way here... ____________________________ no i wont regret it . i have posted much embaressing stuff on rotten whiel drunk, when i would wake up and go 'god damn it". there is nothing embaressing about getting long lasting acilless tendon cramps from not having anything to jerk off to due to a large quanity of women in my are a who are unattractive to me due to being cute but feeling hte need to wear pants that have "ambercrombie" written across there asses with giant paris hilton "stylish" sunglasses to the fat overfed spoiled chics all of which have the habit of havig a cell phone glued to there head. some day perhaps sirbutlust will meet chics who are not compeltley superficial, adduicted to the e channel, and celerbety gossip with no clue to what is going on in the world and sirbutlust shower induced leg cramps (ssilc) will no longer affect us all. best run on sentence ever.
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 1-Jul-2006 00:29
From: goldamyass [Drucilla] Date: 1-Jul-2006 00:24 Merrill, you like the flavored cigars, right? CAO has one out called Moontrance. Have you tried them? They are lovely, and come in different sizes, Corona, Robusto, and small cigarillos for those who don't like the commitment of a big one. I never tried them -- the cigar you are describing sound like a natural leaf cigar those are hard to re-roll after the contents have been disposed of and replaced by a suitable smoking material
From: goldamyass [Drucilla]
Date: 1-Jul-2006 00:31
Please pardon me, I must have mistaken you for someone else.
From: goldamyass [Drucilla]
Date: 1-Jul-2006 00:42
Oh! I didn't realize you were using them for the papers. Bourbon vanilla, which sounds kind of gross, and I don't know what all.
From: sirbutlust
[mike duff]
Date: 1-Jul-2006 00:46
oh and i forgot to mention a very rotten special apperance. JULY 16 2006 sunday night you are cordinally invited to attend sirbutlusts july 17, 30ith birthday bash with speical meet and greet with sirbutlsut himself. if yuo live in the new york city metro area be sure to attend whereever sirbutlust s friends take him. there is a possiblility he will be in suffern new york at a bar called irelands adn most likely end up in benders (a hole in the wall dive bar on laffeyette ave in hawthoren) which is open till three am.*** sirbutlust will have autographed cards commerating the evnet on hand. come and be one of the ones that actually apprecialte gettin a free card. (there will be a moment of silence for fellow july 17 birthday holder david hasslehoff who was injured by a glass chandelier i n a german mens room) *** disclaimer. benders is opebn to three because i t is over the border adn is in passaic county were liquor laws allow it to be open that late. however if you find yourself in an arrestable offense and are sent t o jail you are going otthe passiac jail full of paterson new jersey drug dealers adn murders (in ohter words good luck) benders has a great bartendign staff that used to be hot chics(sirbutlust hasent been in the bar in two years, may have changed.) however if you get sick in the bar and vomit on something, no one will notice (trust me i know). dont eat there food.
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 1-Jul-2006 00:46
From: goldamyass [Drucilla] Date: 1-Jul-2006 00:42 Oh! I didn't realize you were using them for the papers. Bourbon vanilla, which sounds kind of gross, and I don't know what all. I do smoke "real" cigars but i dont fuck with the flavored ones very often I have smoked cheap cigars dipped in Cognac and then dried
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 1-Jul-2006 00:58
Start Merrillville, IN Destination 589 Lafayette Ave Hawthorne, NJ 07506-2424 Total Distance: 762.9 miles Estimated Time: 11 hours and 3 minutes Directions Distance 1: Depart on CR-330 [W 73rd Ave] (East) 0.1 miles 2: Turn LEFT (North) onto SR-53 [Broadway] 1.5 miles 3: Turn RIGHT (East) onto E 61st Ave 0.7 miles 4: Take Ramp onto I-65 4.5 miles 5: At exit 259B, take Ramp (RIGHT) onto I-80 [I-94] 3.8 miles 6: At exit 16, turn RIGHT onto Ramp 0.8 miles 7: Keep STRAIGHT to stay on Ramp 0.2 miles 8: *Toll road* Merge onto I-80 [I-90] 353.7 miles 9: Entering Ohio 0.0 miles 10: At exit 218, turn RIGHT onto Ramp 0.9 miles 11: Keep LEFT to stay on Ramp 0.2 miles 12: Take Ramp (LEFT) onto I-80 372.0 miles 13: Entering Pennsylvania 0.0 miles 14: Entering New Jersey 0.0 miles 15: At exit 43, turn RIGHT onto Ramp 0.1 miles 16: Take Ramp (LEFT) onto I-287 17.9 miles 17: At exit 59, take Ramp (RIGHT) onto SR-208 5.3 miles 18: Turn RIGHT onto Ramp 0.1 miles 19: Bear RIGHT (South-West) onto CR-659 [Goffle Rd], then immediately bear LEFT (South) onto CR-665 [Lafayette Ave] 0.5 miles 20: Arrive 0.0 miles Goddamn that would be a long drive but i know it would be one hell of a time
From: tiredoflurking
[Sean]
Date: 1-Jul-2006 04:46
I was reading through, and thought I'd add my two cents to the whole use of "fag" thing. I have no problem with other gay or bi or lesbian people using it, and I don't have any problem with my straight friends using it, since I know they have no problems with my sexuality. Not wild about people using it to put gay people down, but I hear it and say it so many times in a day, that it really has lost its sting when used as an insult. I guess that IS what "reclaiming language" is supposed to do. This IS rotten.com, though, and if you can't stand a bit of homophobic namecalling, you aren't going to enjoy yourself here. Hell, I was more pissed off by this in Wednesday's discussion about the girl who was killed by a shot to the chest when a guy committing suicide shot himself, but his head didn't stop the bullet: From: faqme [faqme] Date: 28-Jun-2006 20:22 she was canadian so who the fuck cares Once again though, it is Rotten.com, so you have to just let it roll off your back, but it is funny how American conservatives seem to think "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut" is a fucking documentary. I read freerepublic.com forums just to see what the U.S. Christian Right (which ironically is NEITHER!) is thinking. Actually, that's wrong. There are some strongly secular libertarians at freerepublic.com It is interesting to watch the bloody cockfights when any article about evolution/creationism/intelligent design shows up. The Canadians used to be their favourite whipping boys, but they seem to like us now that the braindead 30 some percent of us voted in a minority Conservative government. Back to the gay thing tho', more than someone using "fag" as an insult, I hate when people, even ones who like gay people and aren't homophobic, use gay as a synonym for "pathetic"/"boring"/"stupid". It took me years to condition one of my friends not to do this.
From: dirtyslut76
[slut]
Date: 1-Jul-2006 04:54
sirbutlust sorry you had a shower-bourne masturbation injury have fun on your 30th don't do what I did on my 30th altho this may be more of a female perspective don't go home with anyone sig younger than yourself picked a lovely boy of 23 went back to his place fun ensued, then sleep woke up the next morning, gazed upon his beauty while he was sleeping gave myself a silent high-five for my delicious score went to the bathroom, was horrified smeared make-up JBF hair with every white hair I have ever tried to pluck out standing up bloodshot eyes halitosis I washed my face looked for mouthwash none Normally can pull off the no make up look, so I think but all it did was bring out my massively bloodshot eyes. decided to depart the premises at this point. Not sure if I should say, sorry Jeff, for departing before you woke up. Or You're welcome, that I had departed before you woke up
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 1-Jul-2006 05:02
Hey.ds,please don't tell stories like that before people have eaten.The thought of you without "slap" put me right off my chocolate knobbles.
From: naphtali
[Naphtali]
Date: 1-Jul-2006 05:34
From: tiredoflurking [Sean]
Date: 1-Jul-2006 04:46
From: faqme [faqme]
Date: 28-Jun-2006 20:22
>>she was canadian so who the fuck cares
+++
.. but it is funny how American conservatives seem to think "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut" is a fucking documentary. +++ Sean... SP IS a documentary, of sorts. And, one doesn't need be "conservative" to appreciate that. At least the authors are equal opportunity Fucktards. (a bit chickenshit when it comes to Allah, but perhaps that's the Bosses). Make fun of everything and anyone... except those that might slit my head off. BTW, it's so gay to get bent by conservatives... LOL Just kidding...
From: tiredoflurking
[Sean]
Date: 1-Jul-2006 05:36
When I was a confused little gay kid who was just entering puberty at 10 (I was an early starter!), I discovered it felt good to rinse out my ass with water using the shower hose in the bath. (No! It wasn't messy, at least not usually, since I'd go to the washroom first.) A few months later on I was looking at my sister's jump rope and realized the handle looked interesting (actually, it was almost identical in shape to a slender buttplug), and so, after cleaning, I stuck it up there. One time I stuck it too far, and WHOOPS, my ass clenced and basically sucked it in. Luckily it had the rope attached, or I would have been one of those emergency room cases. That early experience taught me NEVER to put anything in your ass that doesn't have a very wide base to prevent full insertion. Even something like a cucumber can be hard to get out, because it can turn partially sideways. Hope I'm not giving fodder to any pedos on here. I was just a kid enjoying the sensation and didn't think of it as sexual at all. I was pretty clueless. If some older man had come along and thought that the fact that I like putting something in my ass meant that I was available, that would have SEVERELY fucked me up. Just because kids can enjoy touching themselves doesn't mean they are ready to be exploited by adults. Too many gay kids are socially isolated growing up, as they start to realize they are different. The pedophiles home in on them, like wolves culling the weakest members from a herd. Too many of my friends were abused growing up, and I guess I have to admit that I had a relatively minor experience that I was luckily informed enough to escape pretty quickly and tell my older sister. Being abused by a homosexual pedophile doesn't turn kids gay. The fact they are gay and feel isolated makes them targets. Even though it doesn't determine their sexuality, too early exposure to adults and sex can sure fuck up the sexuality of gay kids, and the adults they grow to be.
From: naphtali
[Naphtali]
Date: 1-Jul-2006 07:39
My work PC has yet to resurrect, and appear via UPS. So I get another day of tele-commuting from home. Which is sort like sitt'n around in flip-flops, gett'n half crocked and making the occasional foray into said chores, then gett'n on here. Good Morning Bascha. 'Hope the foot's doing a little better today.
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 1-Jul-2006 07:58
Speaking of kicking puppies... We just had a bird in the house, I grabbed a towel, tried to catch it. Well, it hit the towel, fell on the floor. One of our Pitty puppies snatched it in a heartbeat, ran down the stairs, by then, it was too late... Poor birdie! (Baby "The Bird Killer" is quick!) And No, my ankle is NOT better. We just sold the stereo... I'm sad! The more I walk up and down the stairs, the worse it gets. It's starting to really swell. But, the house hold items won't sell themselves...
From: crackertakora [Florida Oldgit]
Date: 1-Jul-2006 08:39
Hello Bascha, Bigmac, and everyone, good morning.
From: naphtali
[Naphtali]
Date: 1-Jul-2006 09:04
Observation of the Day A few months ago Carole ordered this load of greenery off the Net. You know: dried out plantings that may or may not actualize when planted. Anyway, one did. It's some kindda "butterfly bush." It started out as this twisted knot of roots and some green stuff sandwiched between some cardboard. I think it survived mostly because it's some kinda weed wherever it occurs naturally. Now... it's this honk'n thing with spikes full of tiny purple flowers. When I sit out back smoking, it's about 14 inches from my nose... so I get to observe, fairly closely, all the critters that visit (mostly butterflies and honey bees). It wasn't until just recently that I realized that bees can get pretty dern excited when they happen upon a big gob of teeny flowers. It's like they can't really figure where to start first. Here, then there, then back, before they even had chance to evaluate the prior. Eventually, in rabid sort of way, the things settle on one little flower, sticking their weird nose thing down in there. When done there they stumble to the next, all the while barely containing themselves with the excitement. Okay... we get to the good part now. This one bee, all excited, is scooting to the next blossom. However, his nose thing is still in the blossom he's leaving. He sorta stumbles, halfway catches himself on the leaf below: but the grip's no good. All tripped up he falls to the ground. He promptly right's himself. Then he does this little thing: re-adjust wings, wipe off feelers... all the while with this demeanor that almost shouts: "You didn't see that! I meant to that! Can't you this speck of pollen down here!"
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 1-Jul-2006 09:34
Napthali: You are awesome! I love reading your stories. We have morning doves here, (Which are ground feeders, BTW). I love watching them when the squirrels get after the same tidbit the morning doves are after. It's like a little ritual. The squirrels jump at the birds, the birds peck at the squirrels, back and forth. The squirrels always win out in the end though. Ankle update...getting bigger by the hour...
From: antoniobu [AntonioBu]
Date: 1-Jul-2006 21:29
I see the word fag bandied about a fair bit here. In England we smoke a fag (cigarette), but for all you Americans you'd think if i said i was going to smoke a fag that I was going to kill a homosexual. Which I would say as I'm off to "top a poof."
From: sandywoods
[Andrew Woods]
Date: 2-Jul-2006 02:39
From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel] Date: 2-Jul-2006 02:22 I must say I wish the Brits. would learn to speak English. The Queen just ain't right! ------------------------------- Yeah, I think they should abolish the monarchy here in Britain, do away with the queen, and the rest of the royal family. 
From: biffbaggo [Tripping the Biff]
Date: 2-Jul-2006 05:27
I don't know if they call him Slim Anus or not.
Updated: 10-Jul-2006 13:46
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