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Disney Feeds Again
Wire Services | Submitted by: Davey the Dumbass
"Byron Russell noticed his son, Michael, became limp while they rode the Rock 'n' Roller Coaster along with his mother and 7-year-old brother Thursday morning."
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From: theallseeingear [Bavid Dyrden]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 02:31
>> "Zoom from 0-60 mph with the force of a supersonic F-14, take in high-speed >> loops and turns synchronized to a specially recorded Aerosmith soundtrack." Aerosmith? AAAAGH! <bonk>
From: rottenrae
[Rae]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 02:32
"A Disney Web site description of the ride says: "Zoom from 0-60 mph with the force of a supersonic F-14, take in high-speed loops and turns synchronized to a specially recorded Aerosmith soundtrack." Aerosmith? I think I might have dropped dead as well. Poor kid though, I guess it really was the trip of a lifetime.
From: eatyeryoung [You Can Make More]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 02:32
This is what you get for bringing a 12 year old to a roller coaster rumble.
From: bbqfetus [The Tasty]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 02:47
This is all part of the prophecy! Soon our true Lord and Savior, Walt Disney, will emerge from his icy slumber and reward the faithful; devour the heretics.
From: wackojacko8 [WTF?]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 02:51
Nothing like Walt Disney killing your kids with there fucktard rides.
From: abomonog [Nog]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 03:57
>> "Zoom from 0-60 mph with the force of a supersonic F-14, take in high-speed >> loops and turns synchronized to a specially recorded Aerosmith soundtrack." Whats even funnier is that jets are pretty lame in the 0-60 department. If they had said from 600-660 we would be talking some G's here. Specially recorded Aerosmith soundtrack = Something from "Rocks".
From: giographix [Gio]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 04:07
"A Disney Web site description of the ride says: "Zoom from 0-60 mph with the force of a supersonic F-14, take in high-speed loops and turns synchronized to a specially recorded Aerosmith soundtrack." This is a problem how? Sure, we're talking about some very real g-forces there but it's not really that bad. Those rides are intended for healthy, normal people. When you've got a health concern—whether you know about it or not—and decide to get on any of Disney's rides, you're taking a risk. I feel sorry for the poor kid but people should think about the possibility that they're not as fit as they think they are. Maybe they should make ride-goers sign a waver. Wavers usually make people think about things just that much more... And Aerosmith? What the hell are they thinking? Ugh... that would keep me off the ride.
From: jayjg [Jayjg the Jew]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 04:28
My recommendation? Alan Garfinkel Personal Injury Attorney 300 N Maitland Ave Maitland, FL 32751 (407) 539-3900
From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 06:19
Guys..whats so wrong with Aerosmith.. for some like 50 yrs these guys have been rockin. Just heard about them in tour with Motley Crew..Im not into that 80s shit but... And just so you know..Universal Studios and Adventure Island both rock.. Best ride.."Back to the Future" and "ET" Oh..and "The Mummy"
From: mcradloff [mike rad]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 07:29
I went to Disney World and went on the Mars ride. I liked it, but I like that sort of thing, kid dieing, well some people are not able to stand high g-force rides, my girlfriend for example hates them, so she waits for me, but it is sad to have a dad trying to give his son what is advertised as the best of the best to give your children, a day at disney, well, if he really wants to give his son a warm and fuzzy memory, take him out west to Yellowstone, or take him fishing or better yet, GOLF!
From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 07:43
I think the kid died from fright when he saw his normally cool ex Special Forces dad rocking out to Steven Tyler. Poor little guy, not even the antics of Muslims with lightbulbs up their asses can cheer him up now.
From: annidez [annidez]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 08:25
How sad. The kid was probably psyched for weeks about the trip. The dad's a vet, the mom spent all that time worrying about him etc. while he was away. Osama of course will live until he's a dithering skeleton. The Aerosmith part of the story IS kind of funny. But the thing that took the minor grin off my face was that boy died at CELEBRATION hospital. That has to be a Disney creation. Who with any humanity would give such a name to a hospital? Except for maybe giving birth (if you want), happy plastic surgery or the random sex change, there is nothing to celebrate in any hospital. It reminds me of some very miserable weeks my family and I spent in a head trauma ward waiting for either a dead father or a retarded one. Some corporation jackass apparently thinks it's uplifting to play a very sweet, sentimental version of "Rock-a-by-Baby" over the hospital sound system whenever a baby is born. In another situation, I'd probably be sappy enough to get a little touched. But Jaysus, if they're able to kick a man out of the hospital, comatose, when his insurance runs out you'd think they could be selective about where they utilize their sound system. Hearing that little song about birth was crawling with death.
From: coondingee [Coondingee]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 08:35
Yes Celebration hospital is a Disney creation. But the key here is the hospital is located off of Disney property. Nobody and I mean nobody ever dies at Disney. Yes they have there own police, fire rescue, sanitation, schools, cable provider, and a few other things but what they don't have is a hospital on property so that they can say nobody ever dies there. Conclusion it's still the happiest place on earth, and they will sue anyone that says different.
From: icanloseweight
[but you'll still be ugly]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 08:54
"Most of the company's recent troubles have involved another ride — Epcot's "Mission: Space," a rocketship attraction that simulates a flight to Mars." "Two people have died in the last year after going on the ride, which spins in a centrifuge that subjects riders to twice the normal force of gravity. Now Disney offers people an option to ride a tamer version of the ride that does not spin." Park visitor: "Well, except for the fact that this tamer version doesn't spin, what are the other differences in the rides?" Park employee: "The one that spins might kill you." Park visitor: "Ha ha! You're kidding!" Park employee: "..."
From: teratomarty
[Self-made man]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 09:39
Celebration is the name of the fucked-up Levittown utopia town that's wholly owned by Disney, Inc. Check out the Rotten Library's entry on Walt Disney World, in the Travel Section. Quake at the ideal of the "Reedy Creek Improvement District."
From: chinchillazilla [Chinchillazilla]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 09:59
Well, duh. They have to have human sacrifice or else the teacup ride stops spinning. I'd say that's a small price to pay for what you get.
From: houseof1mcorpses [(1104N.MissionRoad)]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 10:06
"Byron Russell noticed his son, Michael, became limp while they rode the Rock 'n' Roller Coaster along with his mother and 7-year-old brother Thursday morning." ----------------------------------- Where's Rush Limbaugh when you really need him.
From: muhbawls [jason]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 10:43
"The minute-long ride, largely through the dark, reaches speeds of 60 mph." his dad probly choked him out. thats my guess anyway. 
From: viadolorosa
Date: 30-Jun-2006 10:47
There was just an update to this story. An autopsy showed the kid had "congenital heart abnormalities." Apparently he wasn't a healthy kid...
From: csi [can't stand idiots]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 11:18
Darwin loves Disney. the Rockin Roller Coaster is a slow ride compared to the new stuff out there.
From: headlesschrist
[decapitated messiah]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 11:25
It will eventually reach the point where ALL amusement park rides will be shut down and dismantled over liability concerns. While we're at it, we might as well outlaw any activity that suggests the slightest hint of personal risk -- such as skydiving, competitive sports, even driving an automobile will become a no-no.
From: lurch
[you rang?]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 11:42
I would expect that Disney offered the family four — sorry, three — free passes for their next visit to the park, as a gesture of heart-felt condolence.
From: fett101 [Fett101]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 11:57
"Nobody and I mean nobody ever dies at Disney." I call B.S. http://www.snopes.com/disney/parks/declare.htm
From: thegoddesofwine
[Denise Mercado]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 12:15
HERES A FUNNY STORY: MY SIS JUST BACK FROM DISNEYWORLD AND SHE BROUGHT ME BACK SOME OF THOSE ROCK'N ROLLERSCOASTER DRUMSTICKS AS A SOUVINEAR I THOUGHT THEY WERE BAD ASS BUT.. NOW THAT POOR KID DIED I WONDER IF THEY CLOSE THE RIDE DOWN MABY THEYLL BE WORTH MORE THAT THE 15 00 BUCKS MY SIS DISHED OUT FOR THE? ALAS POOR KID THO AND TO THINK THEY DIDNT HAVE ONE OF THOSE POTABLE DEFIBULATERS THER UNTIL 3 MINUTES LATER ! WHEN ITS YOUR TURN TO GO ITS YOUR TURN BUT WHAT A WAY TO GO HUH!!!!!!!:):):)
From: ltjackboot
[name]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 12:22
RE:From: jayjg [Jayjg the Jew] Date: 30-Jun-2006 04:28 My recommendation? Alan Garfinkel Personal Injury Attorney 300 N Maitland Ave Maitland, FL 32751 (407) 539-3900 -CNN just reported that the autopsy showed no injuries at all and a congenital malformation of the heart. The kid was gonna die on or off the ride.
From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 12:50
I went on the Pocahontas ride and she got all wet and moanie.
From: metalballs [fourtwenty]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 13:11
Dying at the "Happiest place on Earth". Fucking grim. Walt Disney never meant for none of this shit to happen. It was after he died that the whole park "spun" out of control. No pun intended... To all of you who call yourself "Americans", how dare you dump on one of the best bands ever to come out of here. They still rock and all of you should get "Rapped in an elevator". 
From: muhbawls [jason]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 13:11
disney land is best on lsd. don't forget to punch anything you possibly can whilst riding the attractions. worst case is they sacrifice you to the frozen walt disney carcass shrine under splash mountain. remeber, animalectronics have no soul.
From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 13:18
Aerosmith sucks. Anyone that disagree probably like other shitty people like Briney Spears, Eminem and 50 cent. *anyone that call their self "50 cent" should be ass raped by a walrus.
From: ltjackboot
[name]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 13:24
RE:*anyone that call their self "50 cent" should be ass raped by a walrus. -But isn't it some consolation that he is fully aware of his true value to the world?
From: carolina
[Carol]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 13:28
i hear the autopsie says there was a heart defect.Celebrarion hospital reminds me of the time i was in the hospital and they gave me these hospital slippers.they gave them out at the hospital to all the patients. they were made of foam shit and had smiley faces on them. i thought.."what bullshitty slippers.. what if someone were really sick ..like dieing of cancer and they gave them these slippers with the smiley faces ..it would be like the smiley faces were mocking you.
From: carolina
[Carol]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 13:31
but i do love disney world. i had a lot of fun times there when the kids were little.splash mountain, the haunted house, it's a small world,.i loved it all. i know a lot of you hate it but i loved it.
From: gwish
[gene]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 13:45
LOL From: wackojacko8 [WTF?] Date: 30-Jun-2006 02:51 Nothing like Walt Disney killing your kids with there fucktard rides. Nothing like proving yourself a fucktard by demonstrating your lack of grammatical skills. "There" and "Their".... I know it's really confusing, don't think too hard, we don't want you to hurt yourself.
From: kareeshus [Okana]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 14:11
That roller coaster is fun because of the rock music, darkness, and sort-of light show along the way, but it's really not very intense as roller coasters go. Definately suitable for middle-aged kids.
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 14:27
From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you] Date: 30-Jun-2006 13:18 Aerosmith sucks. Anyone that disagree probably like other shitty people like Briney Spears, Eminem and 50 cent. *anyone that call their self "50 cent" should be ass raped by a walrus *********** by a walrus? hi dickhead how ya doing? I would say Tyler does have the LIPS big enough to suck, just to agree with that part; but... I rocked to their music lots of times. by the way a gal in Michigan that I worked with, has a son who is good buddies with eminem. not a bad guy, but I don't listen to 50 cent, or spears either... (gawd, just the 'thought of it'
From: canadianguy [CanadianGuy]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 14:29
I feel so bad for the parents. Not knowing their child has a heart defect, and just doing what all parents want for their children... so few of us can afford to take them to places like this that they dream of...having your child die there. Hard to ever forget that..
From: mistercranky [Mister Cranky]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 14:39
I can definitely think of worse conditions to die under than passing out while riding a roller coaster at Disney World. We should all hope to die such a fun and painless death. Can they reopen the attraction now so the rest of us can enjoy it?
From: misterjeff [(actually it's Steve)]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 14:42
ANOTHER congenital heart defect? Disney has better start coming up with new excuses. They said thats why the 4 year old boy on the Mission to Mars ride died as well as the 56 year old German tourist woman on same ride...
From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 14:50
Hi Gypsy! How's your family member doing? But more importantly, how are you doing? I was just taking a month off from work to enjoy some company with my old friends here and catch up on stuff. Also watched the World Cup. Germany is now in the semi-finals. That's just too French. 5 days more and I'm back to working. I missed you with lots of love.
From: larry
[larry]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 15:34
From CNN: "No evidence of injury was found, but congenital heart abnormalities were detected which will be further evaluated," the report from the District Nine Medical Examiner's office said. "The cause of death will be left pending until results of additional studies are obtained." So, how do you think Disney will spin this? -- 1) Don't anybody ever ride on this thing again, just because we care so much about you. 2) This was a rare and unusual circumstance, and it will never happen again, so please have fun this 4th of July.
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 16:11
From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you] Date: 30-Jun-2006 14:50 Hi Gypsy! How's your family member doing? But more importantly, how are you doing? I was just taking a month off from work to enjoy some company with my old friends here and catch up on stuff. Also watched the World Cup. Germany is now in the semi-finals. That's just too French. 5 days more and I'm back to working. I missed you with lots of love. ~~~~~~~~~ Hi *big smile* I am ok, ty. my son is the same, no change. but at least it isn't worse than it was, so I'm appreciating that fact. thanks for asking. I hope you are having a good time, enjoy it while you can. you're a hard worker, you need to play once in a while. I got done with the NBA finals, pissed off as usual..lmao. but to tell you the truth it was time for Wade to to get his ring. Oh..guess what? I'm going camping this weekend! Can't wait...anytime I can get away from the establishment is a GOOD time. answer soon 
From: scarfface
[Schmutamongus]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 16:15
"Byron Russell noticed his son, Michael, became limp while they rode the Rock 'n' Roller Coaster..." I, too, find it extremely difficult to maintain an erection while on a roller coaster.
From: melvin69
[John Bong]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 17:04
Well, at least the kid will be forever at Disney. I can imagine some strong emotional problems with the 7 yr old though... My parents took us to Disney World and killed my brother. Later in life when a friend, lover or spouse wants to take their kids to Disney, he'll freak out. Perhaps the parents could use it as a form of punishment "Don't make me take you to Disney World and leave you there like your brother".
From: wackojacko8 [WTF?]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 17:13
gwish (gene) ...shut up you jewish fuck.....LOL
From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 18:36
It must be nice to go camping where you live. Here in the tropics it's not as much fun. Believe me, it was Hell. One word: Mosquitoes. Lots of them. No, swarms of them. Little buggers won't stop bitting until you start to resemble a smallpox victim. And in some areas, leeches. *eek! Can't stand leeches. I once when on this camping trip where I was bitten by 5 different species leeches. Thin small black ones, short flat fatty brown ones. Horrible creatures. I had to put salt around my tent from preventing these little suckers from crawling inside and feeding on me while I slept. Bears are not a problem thought. All we got here are sunbears. Small little buggers. So damn fucking cute. But we did had wild bores problem. But the worst are the cobras. They're fucking everywhere! So, I rather much prefer to stay indoors were the only threat I face is 10 centimeter long centipede black scorpions and black widows in my shoes.
From: selfcleaning [buttocks]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 21:24
'Disney Feeds Again' Great headline! Sinister/dark/funny.
From: dunxy [Duncan]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 22:19
From: bbqfetus [The Tasty] Date: 30-Jun-2006 02:47 This is all part of the prophecy! Soon our true Lord and Savior, Walt Disney, will emerge from his icy slumber and reward the faithful; devour the heretics. Doubt he will rise from an icey slumber BECAUSE HE ISNT FROZEN, its juts a myth perpetuated by uneducated fools, one would think rotteners would take the time to read the Rotten library..... Feel sorry for the poor kid, but 1 in 36+ million is not really bad odds, hey may have dropped dead at that particuler time anyway, just coinicidance he was riding a ride at the time he passed on.
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 22:58
dickhead [I'm just better, than you], camping is fun dickhead. Remember I used to live in a tent in the Ozarks for over as year. That was one BIG camping trip lmao. I dropped out for a while. We didn't have cobras, but had timber rattlers, pygmy babies, copperheads and cotton mouths. All the usual stuff in a deep woods. Well I'm going to bed now, hope I don't get that RLS again. Been cutting down on coffee but I drank a lot of it today. See ya later dickhead, stay cool. love ya, gypsy ps answer when you can
From: duttybensky
[devin evil]
Date: 1-Jul-2006 06:50
POOR KID..I BLAME HIS PARENTS FOR THIS TRAGEDY...AFTER ALL THE WARNINGS POSTED AT THE RIDE DESCRIBING THE SPEED GOING FROM 0-60 IN SECONDS THE FATHER SHOULD'VE NOT HAVE GIVEN THE KID APPROVAL TO ENJOY THE DEATHDEFYING RIDE..INSTED HE SHOULD'VE LET THE INNOCENT YOUTH TAKE A RIDE ON DUMBO THE FLYING ELEPHANT....I BELIEVE DAD HAD HIS KID IN SOME KIND OF HEFTY INSURANCE AN SAID TO HIMSELF IT'S TIME TO CASH THIS ONE IN...PAYOFF TIME
From: rubbinthestinkon [kim morales]
Date: 2-Jul-2006 21:07
I think people need to be more sympathetic to this family it is not about aerosmith ,or disney it is about the child. and his family . hopefully people will remember that fact that a family has lost a child regardless of circumstances,it sucks pray for the family.
From: chronicman1 [Jahmal]
Date: 7-Jul-2006 12:13
You know the amusement park isn't responsible for any damages if it's a medical condition. They have warning signs on all the rides that if you have heart problems, neck or back etc don't ride. It's sad that this family didn't know that the child had this condition. My heart goes out the the family. I know we are on rottem.com but come on people....
Updated: 7-Jul-2006 12:13
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