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Bong Skull Denied
Caledonia-Record | Submitted by: head stash
"A Morrisville teenager who broke into a tomb and used a hacksaw to cut the head off of a corpse was sentenced Wednesday afternoon to 1 to 7 years in prison." ... "He told witnesses he intended to turn the skull into a bong, which is a type of pipe used to smoke marijuana or other drugs."
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From: theallseeingear [Bavid Dyrden]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 02:33
>> he intended to turn the skull into a bong Sure. And Pol Pot was just running a bong factory.
From: eatyeryoung [You Can Make More]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 02:34
Everyone knows that skulls are no good for bong usage as the smoke escapes through the occipital sockets.
From: wackojacko8 [WTF?]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 02:59
What happened to just using a regular marijuana pipe?.....is all that trouble necessary?.....Geez what a FUCKTWAT.
From: satinsmum [hesjusta naughtyboy]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 03:12
Thats the trouble with modern youth, using a skull when a piece of fruit would do. But that guy just had to get ahead.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 04:12
Never bring a rotten (heh), decomposed noggin to a hacksaw fight!
From: fitandhappy [Fit]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 04:57
i love how they feel the need to explain what a "bong" is
From: franke [franke]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 05:33
u people that have nothing to do but bitch about shit u are all retards flame away
From: imgarydamnit [washington state cowboy]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 05:56
And I thought that I smoked the good shit. I suppose the idea sounded really good at the time , but after spending 14 months in the slammer and not being stoned every waking hour helped him figure out the obvious skulls are for making cool lamps out of not bongs. What he really needed was cock and balls...now that's a bong. I know what your thinking ....to small for a bong , a pipe maybe. But hell if you stroke it a few times it turns in to a BONG.
From: kdp [Calif - Ex Patraite]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 06:04
I like the charge about "injuring a tombstone". Was it alive? And what's so bad about taking a skull for use as a bong? You should have seen the big old honking plaster skull bong sculpture my roommate brought home one day. It never did work properly but it was a great thing to just sit and stare at. I could see that someone might have a complaint if the skull was taken while the original owner was wtill using it.
From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 06:40
Ya gotta admit..it would be decent..something to hand down generation to generation.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 30-Jun-2006 06:43
Dipshit, if you're going to commit a crime, don't go over to your buddies house afterwords and brag about it.
From: rawnchee [Rawn Chee]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 07:22
Mark one up for Vermont! Hey you know I was thinking, it would be really cool if there was a running map of rotten stories, maybe a google map with a pin for each story, linked back to that story. But then, some of these are entire states so maybe you can color-code the whole state on a different map.
From: miturbinizzdherty [Mitur Bin-Izzdherty]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 07:39
I state this here and now: After I am dead, anyone that wishes to use my worthless remains in a innovative, earth conscious, eco friendly recycling project such as this, is perfect welcome, permitted and encouraged to do so! Mitur Bin Es Dhurtee
From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 07:51
I think it would be a pretty cool bong.... if it was done properly. You'd only be able to smoke good shit through it though. I once hung out with this dude in college who had a hollowed out femur as a pipe. It drew pretty good smoke. He was into the whole Goth thing too. I stopped hanging out with him and his friends when they wanted to sit around and cut themselves with razors.
From: robojesus
[Cyber Sacrilege]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 08:22
From: rawnchee [Rawn Chee]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 07:22
Mark one up for Vermont! Hey you know I was thinking, it would be really cool if there was a running map of rotten stories, maybe a google map with a pin for each story, linked back to that story. But then, some of these are entire states so maybe you can color-code the whole state on a different map. I've been doing something like that since February. No fancy map, though. http://www.robojesus.com/rotten/ I'm working on the update right now.
From: rslip [joe]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 08:25
Buckalew told the court: "I want to get help for my mental problems." What mental problems?
From: annidez [annidez]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 08:40
Back in 1983, suburban So. California, there were already goths. I did that for awhile because I liked the Bauhaus look. Really lame. This jackass did this because he was bored? If he wasn't the attention seeking idiot he is, he'd have assuaged his boredom by returning to his parents' house, fastening the pretentious padlock on his bedroom door, entering his black-painted room and working on actually DOING something to make the skull smokeable. No, Mr. Misunderstood Loner runs over to an apartment complex and tells everybody - everybody who thinks he's a moron, checks the story, and turn him in. And why did he take the bow tie? PeeWee? A real Misunderstood Loner would have cut off his own leg ala the femur bong idea posted above. I might have been vaguely impressed.
From: naphtali
[Naphtali]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 09:39
Hmm. Actually I think skulls are sortta cool. Not that it would ever get into my head to go behead a helpless corpse with a hacksaw. Much less for bong purposes. They are thought provoking, nonetheless. Kindda to bad polite society is so terrorized. It used to be (I thinking maybe 9th - 13th century) many western households featured grandpa or grandma's nogg'n in the parlor. But that was way before TV, and HSI, or whatever that forensics show is, and the total disconnect between life and death. Or rather, life and Life. Oh well. Whatever floats the boats, eh?
From: dpletedurcranium [TPFKARN]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 09:51
Had this kid succeeded with this engineering project, it could have well turned out that 5000 years from now, an anthropologist would discover this skull, and after forensic testing, declared that the decedant was a serious pothead.
From: lurch
[you rang?]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 11:47
Has drug paraphernalia been outlawed in Vermont? Stupid kid should have come up here to Canada... you can still buy bongs here.
From: ltjackboot
[name]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 12:25
RE:From: franke [franke] Date: 30-Jun-2006 05:33 u people that have nothing to do but bitch about shit u are all retards -Right back atchya buddy
From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 13:01
Bong key dong key wola key monk key tonk key honk key ponk key dong Dong dong dong dong.
From: rawnchee [Rawn Chee]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 13:09
>From: lurch [you rang?] >Date: 30-Jun-2006 11:47 >Has drug paraphernalia been outlawed in Vermont? Stupid kid should have come up >here to Canada... you can still buy bongs here. I think all that stuff is legal in Vermont. They have pretty lax laws there on most things. The only thing they have a law on that especially erks me is their prohibition of the sales of new Diesel automobiles. They think that diesels pollute too much. Fucking idiots. Mass is the same way. I heard the whole US is going to do this soon. Makes me mad. I want one of those 55 mps Peugeot TDIs but they won't be sold in the US because they'll be illegal! Maybe I can import one from Canadadada
From: muhbawls [jason]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 13:16
skulls are overrated. a femur would work way better. or you could use organs: take a bladder(chamber), big intestine (mouthpeice) and a colon(bowl & stem). just don't forget to clean and salt them or you'll get poo all up in your lungs. 
From: metalballs [fourtwenty]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 13:34
I've smoked out of: Apples, toilet paper rolls, back bible pages, "Hukkas", "gravitational bongs", 1.5's, "Big bamboos", one hitters, plumbing pipes, wood pipes, ceramic pipes and the really cool ones that get darker as you use them. Also one time we tried to use notebook paper, but someone got burned badly! Am I a fuck up? You bet, but I would never fathom desecrating a grave for the purpose of getting high. That's just bad taste.
From: haakon [Haakon is]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 14:19
"He told the court, 'I didn't think of the victim.'" The victim? You mean the corpse? Seeing as how they are dead, and have been left in a box to rot, I can't see this as the body being a victim one has to feel remorse for. Now being stupid enough to brag about it to multiple people? That's something to feel remorse for.
From: sumdumfuk [Mr. Dick Gozinya, man about town]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 15:27
From: franke [franke] Date: 30-Jun-2006 05:33 u people that have nothing to do but bitch about shit u are all retards flame away I'm a bitchy little retard, yes I am. Shut up and pass the skull bong.
From: selfcleaning [buttocks]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 21:32
"After removing the head from the corpse, Buckalew went to an apartment house where he told residents of an apartment what he had done and that he had done the crimes because he was bored, according to police, who did not identify the witnesses because they are juveniles." -The first rule of lessoning your chances of gettin' caught: don't tell anyone. "It was a horrendous thing that I did -- what I did was appalling." He told the court, "I didn't think of the victim." It wasn't that horrendous. The 'victim' was already dead, for Christ sakes.
From: mysticstar [Mysticstar]
Date: 30-Jun-2006 23:34
I used to have a bong named SKULL HEAD! LMFAO
From: wiegehtesdir [Jimmy Jingo]
Date: 1-Jul-2006 09:44
He would have gotten less time if he killed someone for their bong-head...
From: kingnot [Ben]
Date: 1-Jul-2006 22:43
Gah... He TOLD people about it and that he did it because he was BORED. "It was a horrible thing that I did..." Yeah, f-head, that you only went halfway. You'd have made an ominous, awesome bong. Not easy to do, but think about the e-bay controversy... Just get and clean a skull. Then varnish it to preserve it and make it air tight. Then seal with acrylic the air holes, carefully creating a water/smoke chamber inside. For required bonus points, make the eyesockets seethrough and add a battery powered LED light, hooked up to perhaps air pressure or water movement to turn on for a minute after a puff. I'd reccomend that "Color Cycle" LED that is in lots of toys and about $5 online or at Radio shack. That way, the smoke creates an eerie glow. Have a few bones, like the arm bones, for similar treatment. For tubes, use heat resistant silicon tubing (plumbers have 'em if the lab store is nervous) and cover it in cloth from the deceased's tux. Now, the icing on this cake was that the deceased was a lifelong teetollar. Pro-Prohibition and pro banning drugs. What sick irony... So I heard from an earlier news report here. Instead, this stupid dope is a 3rd rate Burke. If he'd succeeded, he'd have been cool... Gah...
From: gaynigger [James Bong]
Date: 2-Jul-2006 03:35
When I die I would like to donate my skull to recreational drug use
From: blackdruid [James Hunt]
Date: 2-Jul-2006 07:51
Hell you can buy human skulls on ebay http://cgi.ebay.com/Antique-REAL-HUMAN-SKULL-FEMALE-WITH-ALL-TEETH-n-res_W0QQitemZ110000761517QQihZ001QQcategoryZ1210QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem http://cgi.ebay.com/19th-C-HUMAN-SKULL-TORSO-STERNUM-SKELETON-12-PICS-NR_W0QQitemZ130001506243QQihZ003QQcategoryZ4066QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem http://cgi.ebay.com/MEDICAL-HUMAN-SKULL-NECK-w-DISPLAY-STAND-6-PIX-L-K_W0QQitemZ130001518151QQihZ003QQcategoryZ4066QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem http://cgi.ebay.com/Real-Human-Skull-For-Medical-Study-l80-Great-Dentition_W0QQitemZ250001653210QQihZ015QQcategoryZ4064QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem Just a few examples. No need to go to the eoffort of digging and hacking and risking of jail time
From: dennisisevil [Dennis]
Date: 4-Jul-2006 15:58
I want to use that skull to eat my froot loops out of.
Updated: 6-Jul-2006 16:57
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