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A Little Bit Older, A Little Bit Wiser
New York Times | Submitted by: The Creature From The African American Lagoon
"It could have been the perfect crime. A wealthy heart surgeon from Long Island injected his 48-year-old invalid wife, the mother of their six children, with a lethal dose of a painkiller. The death certificate recorded the cause as a stroke. But..."
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From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 2-Oct-2007 15:02
Let him rot.
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 2-Oct-2007 15:07
So, he did himself in by his inability to keep his trap shut. Maybe, deep down, he wanted to be caught? Shit 30 years in enough, let him out. After all, he is just going to be transferred to the vets hospital, from the jail hospital.
From: sirmalek [greatmalek]
Date: 2-Oct-2007 15:25
If he had kept his mouth shut and answered no questions he never would have been prosecuted. memo to self never admit or denied let the lawyer handle things
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 2-Oct-2007 15:30
Perhaps he can retain Alan (the jew) Dershowitz and obtain for himself a 'reversal of fortune'.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 2-Oct-2007 15:40
canna retrieve the years or the tears. hypocritic oaf never trust a sawbones
From: tricky359
[Patricia]
Date: 2-Oct-2007 15:43
I hope he rots. THis fuck is not at all remorseful. He had 2 children with the Danish nurse, she had worked for him for 12 years. What happened to the other 2 kids. Did they ever visit Daddy in the slammer? HMMMM
From: fescue
Date: 2-Oct-2007 15:51
Bastard. Not only did he murder his helpless wife, his story crashed my helpless browser. Bastard.
From: ladyjanegrey
Date: 2-Oct-2007 16:17
Nothing says remorseless killer like a white-haired geeze with armpit hugging pants. He deserves to be where he is. Ailments, shmailments. Suck it up, doc. You could have divorced her stroked-out ass or shipped her to a nursing home. Or both, as you were wealthy. But, you chose the Harold Shipman method, and you gotta take it if you dished it out.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 2-Oct-2007 16:24
hypocritic oaf --------------------- How droll. You must be male! 
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 2-Oct-2007 16:30
 Klaus von Bulow  Klaus Barbie (no Ken)  Klaus Maria Brandauer
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 2-Oct-2007 16:50
So the 'chest cracker' cracks and kills his wife. Rot in prison. So what if your ill. That's as bad as people who claim to 'find' god in prison, and act as if that will get them out early. Phooey on that.
From: siing9 [Singing]
Date: 2-Oct-2007 17:05
i think his wife was the wealthy one, probably connected and shit and owned his ass
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 2-Oct-2007 17:25
how droll- i dinna mistake ye for a capon
From: sirbutlust
[mike duff]
Date: 2-Oct-2007 17:37
Walking with Charles Friedgood, a newspaper article from sirbutlust (ace reporter)  Update: Charles Friedgood, was realeased soon after his article was published. He was met at the gate by none of his six kids or anyone for that matter, except for a reporter (me) named "sirbutlust (ace reporter)". Dressed up in a suit with the pants hitched way up and one of those dick tracy hats, i immediatly felt myself being accepted by this charles friedgood as i smiled and held out a bow tied package. It was a fruit cake and sanka. old people love it. Mr friedgood walked with me and told me his side of his story. IT was interesting, but i didnt really pay attention as his former home, the prison was this really nice gothic red building that was really neat. I couldnt help but find places a gargoyle statue was neat. As mr friedgood was telling me the secret of life after years of soul searching and regret, i made quite a humourous antidote about his name being Friedgold and wouldnt it be neat if he was electrictued or really ironic if he was given lethal injection. I then wondered if teh death penalty is still not an option in new york. I remember howard stern wanted to be govener so he could change it, or so i think, i cant remember, so sad cause i live in new jersey and technacally new york is our older brother (the city area not the boondocks, theyre cousins we avoid). Mr freidgood told me about how he never got to learn of the outisde world in prison. There was much he didnt understand now. We watched a convertable blow past us with a fat old man with a hot chic. Charlie, (he lets me call him charlie now) wondered why that hot chic was with the old guy and i explained, "hes a doctor and makes a lot of money, chics dig that". Charlie was like "i was a doctor" and i explained divorce to him, "divorceing your wife may cost half your property but if your a doctor its not too bad. then you get some hot chic and live happily ever after evne if she is young enough to be your granddaugter". THis made charlie very upset and i decided to get him some coffee. We stopped in the dennys and sat down. Charlie was upset with his "superbird" meal. "too much grease, combine this crap with prison dry food and it might be edible". Charlie was crouching, about to get up to go to the bathroom when a look of fright fell upon his face and he sat down. "what the ham blazers is that" said charlie. Sirbutlust turned around and saw two maryln manson goth kids and a emmo kid who instantly told him to "get bent" and "waht you you looking at douchebag". Sirbutlust, afraid of teenagers cowered with his face in his sprite along with charlie who was equally scared. there were also some jock kids next to us who had a steriod rage problem and a bunch of chics who talked about celeberty gossip on there phones, possibly hiding deep seeded hate for themselves. I then explained them all to charlie, as he only remmembered disco and hippy kids, calmly whispering and showing no fear. Being a dick, i then said "hey charlie, you were born twenty years too early cause if you killed your wife now, at least one of your six kids would have been a depressed teen, a raging steriod killer teen , or a emo, goth, or metal kid who you could hve blamed it on." I put my arm on the bag of the booth and sat with a smug smile thinking of how witty i am. Charlie put his feet up on the booth and the dennys nighttime secruity gaurd caught him doing it and dragged his ass right out of there to look cool in front of the emo kids. I waved and said "bye charlie" and a emo kid threw a onion ring at me.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 2-Oct-2007 17:42
Struttin' like a dung-hill rooster me!
From: hamsterman [vaan amsterdam]
Date: 2-Oct-2007 17:53
nice compassion from our fellow amerikun dumbsters. mebbe some of you twits need to spend some time in the pokey, where mebbe, just mebbe, ... nah, forget it. most amerikuns are too dumb to learn anything
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 2-Oct-2007 18:00
so yer a whole lot older and a lot less bolder than ye used to be so ye used to shake em down but now ye stop and think afut yer dignity twas the day i almost lived. even the birds sound different. more like they meant it
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 2-Oct-2007 18:13
I have a silver bullet for yer shaggy lycanthropic puss!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 2-Oct-2007 18:18
even the birds sound different. more like they meant it -------------------------- That sounds VERY familiar......inform the wee debbil or it shall drive me off the rails on a crazy train. Shit, but I know that.
From: shanon [shanon]
Date: 2-Oct-2007 18:19
Piece of shit can keep rotting his way inside and out. He didnt give a flying fuck about his 6 kids or his ailing wife and only himself and the douchbag mistress. So has she kept herself availible to him after offing his wife who he married and promised to love in sickness and in health? he fathered 2 kids with her, huh,she is deserving of the same empty space he has in his living life for having known he was married and interferred in that uninon. hope they all lived in poverty .Murder is murder if he didnt want her anymore he should have just left. He was a doctor its not like he would have had to apply for food stamps there is no excuse he should be dead already.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 2-Oct-2007 18:29
the infallible mammary of a man-indeed. twere the boy who the earth talks to and his fave ethiope
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 2-Oct-2007 18:30
Oh, thats me Pilate........thats me. I'd never wash my hands of a clever olde tart like Snatchy. Obviously, we all have our crosses to bear. (May his blood be upon us and our children) FREE Barabbas! Send in the calvary!
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 2-Oct-2007 18:34
i'm the one in blue-savvy. san francisco cocksucker
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 2-Oct-2007 18:44
Hearst. San Francisco cock.......SUCKER! (a chink before his time, if he only knew!) Take the body to the Chinks...his money and his effects are yours. That don't count against the two thousand......... No.....I still owe you the two!
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 2-Oct-2007 18:52
From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius] Date: 2-Oct-2007 18:42 Snatch just confirmed that he does have a dick. There go my plans... - aye-it's a whoppin big pig;s dick too-all curly-q-ed leave ye raw yet strangely satiated
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 2-Oct-2007 18:55
Con Stapleton as sheriff......I wouldn't hire that cocksucker to empty my spittoons! He can be bought for bacon grease. A man, a former Marshal who recognizes his own temperament, might consider serving his fellows. We ALL have bloody thoughts. (truer words General)
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 2-Oct-2007 18:59
That last post puts Wu's pigs in a rather disturbing context.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 2-Oct-2007 19:03
ye kin cy's red headed whore-tess? that's power's daughter=keepin it in the family so they do. mah jong=muthafuckers=he likes his nose in a hole and his feet flingin out dirt behind him so he do.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 2-Oct-2007 19:20
I actually did know that........what I wonder is if she was throating fat Mose's knob in the trailer? Get your mouth on it! Don't act entitled and fuck yourself! Apparently Jane would as soon cut off poor gut-shot Mose's testicles as opposed to cupping them for comfort. (I appreciate my balls being shaved, cupped, and licked.....call me crazy) Cy brought his attractive spawn to the Emmy's. (HBO Deadwood website...I avoid award shows like the Black Death.....or Black people in general I may politically incorrectly enunciate.)
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 2-Oct-2007 19:34
the pork has a decidedly human aftertaste
From: rottenaugratin
[Rotten au Gratin]
Date: 2-Oct-2007 19:50
The headline should have been something like "Slow Learner Up for Parole" 32 years later and he's just now saying 'maybe I probably shouldn't have done it...' Just coming to that conclusion now are we?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 2-Oct-2007 19:52
WHO, you ignorant chink? Cock-SUCKER! Yeah......glad I taught you that word. Can I ask your chink highness to rob me blind on a side of elk?
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 2-Oct-2007 20:01
limey cocksucker tthat did for the little one? why didnt ye say so. finnish fella=from finland, took a shine to me. one night he whispers in my ear=with that thick accent-"i want to suck your cock" always hard to find the right dress to hide ye shit yerself=taint it
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 2-Oct-2007 20:08
McShane's dad was a professional footballer in England. Without Al; that show is half the man I used to be. Forward yesterday.......... Makes me wanna stay........ Everybody run; Bobby's got a gun. (but I digress)
From: cokewhore [sniffitsmokeitrubitdownohno]
Date: 2-Oct-2007 20:19
Oh for christ sake's, he killed his bitch wife. He didn't work in the pediatric ward of the hopital, and rape all the brats. Beside's I wish I could find a guy like him. I wake up lots of morning's and would kill for a shitload of painkiller's. If he's let out, I think ABC should make him the newest Bachelor, and sign me the fuck up.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 2-Oct-2007 20:21
manchester united-better believe. dan, send dolly up
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 2-Oct-2007 20:29
Liverpool.................the Kop!
From: robwes2001 [robwes]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 00:26
his wife is still dead-his wife is still a murder victim-where's her compassion?
From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 02:03
Colorado Power Plant Blast Kills 5 Workers Employees trapped in empty water tunnel found dead after chemical fire at Colorado hydroelectric facility. Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar!
From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 03:34
Catastrophic volcanic eruptions destroys Yemeni island military base. Praise God! Praise God! Praise God! Praise God! Praise God!
From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 05:02
Catastrophic volcanic eruptions destroys Yemeni island military base. Where did you get that? Fox "news"?
From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 05:04
Iraq blast wounds Polish ambassador One person killed and three injured in triple-bomb attack on a Baghdad convoy. Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar! Maybe thse dumb polaks will wake up and smell the coffee and finally realise that washington is absolutely NO ally of theirs.
From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 05:06
The only allies the jews seeks are those that are wealthy.
From: blahblahblowme
[my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 06:20
I think the stupid fucker could have got away with it all if he would of not signed the death certificate himself. That convicted him right there. She was doing the pool guy or what? I mean I dislike my X alot but I think it would be ok if she lives. Fuck.
From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 08:51
What are the Arabs so afraid of? Look, Israel is a tiny nation with a population of 7 million, and a lot of those are Arabs living withint the borders. Compare that to the nations surrounding it: Egypt, sharing the Southwest border, has 80 million people, almost all Arabs; Jordan, along the Eastern border, has 6 million people, almost all Arabs; Lebanon, to the North, has 4 million; Syria, to the Northeast, has 19 million; Then you all the surrounding nations, like Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Turkey, with a combined population of 125 million. And Israel is the target of a great many inhabitants in all these nations -- the main enemy of everything they believe? That doesn't say much about Israel, but speaks volumes about the Arab nations. Are they so poor and inept that they are afraid of one tiny nation? Well, they aren't poor. They have oil. Trouble is, the oil wealth doesn't trickle down to the masses at all. So most of the people in these oil-rich lands are dirt poor. The only thing staving off revolution is that the oil wealthy sheiks employ imams and ayatollahs to keep the people in line by spreading lies about the tiny nation of Israel. I dunno, killbill ... you'd have to be pretty dumb to fall for that. You'd have to be dumb as a rock to see all that oil wealth and have some lackey telling you that it's Israel's fault that you're dirt poor.
From: drfeltersnatch
[Dr. Feltersnatch]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 08:51
As a Muslim, I can only advocate for KillBill on this one. And who gives a sloppy shit about Yemenis anyhow? Stupid bastards probably were high out of their gourds, chewing qat like they usually do 25 out of 24 hours a day any damn way. What else can breed the necessary effrontery for bizarre allegations that they "own" the planet Venus- and then trying to fucking litigate NASA for snapping photos of "their" planet? That's extra-strength stupid. Uncivilized, dirty and always a stone's throw [pun intended]away from personally hosting the Darwin Awards themselves. They make us look so bad; good riddance.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 09:06
They have nuclear weapons Hue, they are paranoid and self-obsessed to an alarming degree, and their seemingly genetically-ingrained behavior dictates that everybody hates them. You want WWIII over these self-chosen lumps of offal? I don't.
From: rawnchee [Rawn Chee]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 09:19
Life means life you stupid ole jew. But you're a defective jew both then and now as you don't know how to lie properly. Only in a half-assed way. Maybe you've got some goy in your lineage. Nah, you're going to rot in your gothic monastery, because what the hell good would you do outside anyhow?
From: texasman1000 [texas]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 10:42
oh let him out all ready, so he killed his wife...over 30 years ago... he did his time and then some. Once again HE DID HIS TIME. Let him go all ready.
From: nomdeplume [NomDeGuerre]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 11:17
From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI] Date: 3-Oct-2007 05:04 Iraq blast wounds Polish ambassador One person killed and three injured in triple-bomb attack on a Baghdad convoy. ----------------- Ah, that's it. Iraq is now well and truly fucked. One does not trifle with the Polish (as Germany foolishly did 1939-1945). They will bitch, moan, and whine about this for DECADES and DECADES, just like they're still going endlessly on about that minor trespassing matter in 1939. Iraq has NO idea what they're in for. The coalition forces better pull out before the shit really hits the fan now.
From: nomdeplume [NomDeGuerre]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 12:09
He he, nice of you to notice, ABC.
From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 12:19
Iran Working On Missile That Could Hit U.S Allahu Akbar!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 12:29
Isn't DS polish?.........I'll give that whore a fucking pole alright. Right up her ass!
From: sp00k
Date: 3-Oct-2007 12:44
 It must really suck to get youre ass kicked across the desert by guys who look like this, over and over again. If you can't take out a few jewboys, arabs might as well concentrate on someone they can beat - other arabs. Alu Ickbar
From: pontiuspilatus
[Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 13:25
From: drfeltersnatch [Dr. Feltersnatch] Date: 3-Oct-2007 08:51 As a Muslim, I can only advocate for KillBill on this one. And who gives a sloppy shit about Yemenis anyhow? [snip] ------------- You don't get the point. Hardly anyone here gives a shit about any religion. Your fucking carpet head is no better than any jew crap. If only the world left you to extinguish yourselves.
From: case665 [lock n' stock]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 14:23
In yet another episode of 'Life's Little Dumbass Moments,' we see some middle-school students deciding to stand up for their right to be able to hold hands in school. Yep, believe it or not, the kids have decided holding hands and kissing in school shouldn't be considered so taboo to faculty and staff. And I'm sure on the surface it seems harmless enough to agree with amending this "anti-PDA" stance. But if you try and sift through the occlusion of beer froth and strychnine, you might enter the recesses of your mind that will allow the ancient memories of when you yourself were in middle school or junior high. Remember those days now? I seem to recall a lot of hugging going on back then, and I'm pretty damn sure it wasn't because we were just very affectionate toward each other. In fact, I think it had more to do with rubbing up on some freshly-sprouted tits any chance we could get. Frankly, considering the sudden outpour of teacher-student relationships (not to mention girls just barely in their teens going on talk shows and admitting they've gotten more pricks than an acupuncture dummy,) the concept of such innocent acts like holding hands or little pecks on the lips between classes doesn't seem like such a big deal. Sure it could be worse; you could get a phone call from the principal saying your daughter got caught satisfying 8 guys at once. Two in the mouth, two in the vaj. Two in the ass, and of course a few freshmen furiously going at it with her armpits. What a vision, right? GROUND THAT LITTLE WHORE. It’s possibly the most interesting dichotomy ever. Are they so hormonally-charged, that the weak idea of cupping your hand to a girl you merely like could be construed as you just wanting to drop her drawers? Truth is, when I first got laid the girl who took my virginity was a year younger than me, with tits that could surpass the ocean. And though it was quite possibly the BEST damn thing that could ever happen to me, when I think about it today I place a lot of factors in that situation. At the time I didn’t give a fuck about what her family would think. Their little girl just got her labia mangled by a 14-year-old punk, it’s completely understandable. Now I kinda feel bad for that. Just kidding. I’ll never feel bad about my first time. Would’ve been nice if she was awake, though…
From: case665 [lock n' stock]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 15:08
pontius that was a quality post ... so suck it fucker
From: case665 [lock n' stock]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 16:10
I'd put money down that you read it just to see what the hell i was saying
Updated: 8-Oct-2007 14:56
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