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Skull Bong
Houston Chronicle | Submitted by: Flossy666
"The Kingwood teenager's story of decapitating a corpse and using the head to smoke marijuana was so outlandish that at first Houston Police Department senior police officer Jim Adkins did not believe it." ... Probably not related: Depression & Pot don't mix and from furpo: Then there's this guy
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From: gargoyle1
Date: 9-May-2008 12:29
The saddest part of this whole story is that after seeing the pics of the accused is that I think the empty skull has more brains than the ones using it as a bong. I wish I had a skull to use as a paperweight/candle holder.
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 9-May-2008 12:33
"The three boys, all home-schooled, " 'nuff said. It is almost as easy as,"They met on My Space" Unsocialized idiots with over protective parents. Always a good recipe for disaster.
From: helterskelter
Date: 9-May-2008 12:35
 here is an appropriate song for you snatchy (shortened for rotteneer attention spans) Rein Raus (in out) By Rammstein Ich bin der Reiter du bist das Ross ich steige auf wir reiten los du stöhnst ich sag dir vor ein Elefant im Nadelöhr Rein Raus I am the rider you are the horse I climb on we ride off you moan I whisper to you an elephant in the eye of a needle In, out Tiefer tiefer sag es sag es laut tiefer tiefer ich fühl mich wohl in deiner Haut und tausend Elefanten brechen aus Deeper, deeper Say it! Say it loud! deeper, deeper I am well within your skin and a thousand elephants break out Der Ritt war kurz es tut mir leid ich steige ab hab keine Zeit muss jetzt zu den anderen Pferden wollen auch geritten werden Rein Raus The ride was short I am sorry I climb off I have no time I must go now to the other horses they also want to be ridden In, out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9WtMbVlpKA heres a vid complete with horse sex
From: faqme [faqme]
Date: 9-May-2008 12:35
sure, you can have sex with a corpse in some places without charge(forget the place Wisconsin maybe? a few months ago), but making a harmless bong gets your ass in trouble...
From: helterskelter
Date: 9-May-2008 12:39
From: gargoyle1 Date: 9-May-2008 12:29 I wish I had a skull to use as a paperweight/candle holder. ========================== I got whatchoo is lookin foh http://www.skullsunlimited.com/ They have all kinds (expensive though) the dirty skulls w/ missing teeth are cheaper and more goulish looking
From: jesussavez [Just hanging around]
Date: 9-May-2008 12:40
1) So they sucked off ol' Willie's skull? I wonder if they will have to register. 2)Right next to the article is a Michelob ad. Not that I condone the use of pot (don't smoke it myself) but you could replace the word "alcohol" in place of "marijuana" and have the story be just as much if not more true. Potheads are too lazy to off themselves. 3) While a proponent of legalizing most drugs, religious and medical use arguments are fucking idiotic.
From: fucktardmama [fook-me]
Date: 9-May-2008 13:18
Retarded idiots. The idea is not even original. It's from Dennis Leary's "No cure for Cancer". If they are going to rip off an idea, they should at least give credit for its origins.
From: crapola
[Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 9-May-2008 13:18
Teenagers who use marijuana put themselves at higher risks for serious mental health problems, including worsening depression, schizophrenia, anxiety and suicide, according to a new White House report. #### Need I say more pot-heads? Now go smoke some pot and then kill yourselves. Especially you GD. Sweet. Vindication.
From: crapola
[Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 9-May-2008 13:24
"We do not use that word," he said. "Please forgive me and I'll apologize for you. The word is cannabis. It's the holy sacrament recognized by the Bible." ### Eucharist in a pipe man.
From: guitarded [Jimi Vaughan]
Date: 9-May-2008 13:37
Heh heh, that's pretty cool.
From: tat2dchick
[The Tattooed Lady]
Date: 9-May-2008 13:48
#1. I used to have a bong made out of a skull. Well, it was a plastic skull but it looked pretty realistic. I was bummed when it got broken. #2. Shit, I hated my life so much as a teenager I'm pretty sure the pot was the only thing that kept me from committing suicide. It didn't make life any better, but it made me care less that it sucked. #3. If this guy actually gets off, I'm going to suddenly find religion and join his church. Well I won't actually ATTEND or anything drastic like that, but I might make a healthy donation and "worship at home."
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 9-May-2008 13:51
I wonder if I could put in my will that my headbone winds up this way, I'd go for that?
From: scarfface
[Schmutamongus]
Date: 9-May-2008 14:11
Crapola: "Sweet. Vindication." Until you read the source... "according to a White House report". The American College of Physicians begs to differ.
From: barbarossa58
[Phallus Maximus]
Date: 9-May-2008 14:16
Well, Bush's grandaddy dug up the grave of Geronimo (supposedly, but what do I know) while at Fort Sill, the bony cranium is still located at the elitist homosexual enclave known as 'Skull and Bones' at Yale, one of our most 'elitist' universities.
From: nomercy4u [ROD]
Date: 9-May-2008 14:17
he was stoned out of his skull yer honar
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 9-May-2008 14:20
"Because the grave is flooded with murky water from recent heavy rains, police have been unable to determine if the child's casket is still in the ground." "All three teens gave written and verbal confessions admitting they tried to dig up a body over a two-day period, Adkins said." Okay so as of yet there is no crime, just gossip? The police have yet to dig up the grave to see if the casket is there and there is a whole skeleton? I doubt they are even home-schooled. Prolly got expelled from high school and just hanging out at home. Marijuana doesn't lead to decapitating corpses. Just being a dumb fuck idiot does.
From: sp00k
Date: 9-May-2008 14:45
From: crapola [Quit_Bitchin] Date: 9-May-2008 14:22 The White House ### Nothing more than the politicians version of "Animal House." 
From: barbarossa58
[Phallus Maximus]
Date: 9-May-2008 14:59
From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone] Date: 9-May-2008 14:23 Barbarossa, Great point. The Skull-n-Bones society and the desecration of a great Indian Chief. _____ I forgot to mention pedophilia and satanic worshiping.
From: helterskelter
Date: 9-May-2008 15:17
From: barbarossa58 [Phallus Maximus] Date: 9-May-2008 14:59 ===================== Nothin wrong with a little satanic psychodrama. Pedophilia on the hand is not my cup of tea, or should I say chalice of whore's piss hehe
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 9-May-2008 15:41
 A hippie friend of mine has a lamp that he made back in the 60's that has a REAL human skull on it, with an old revolver which supports the funky glass art nouveau lamp shade next to the skull. He uses an antique autopsy table as a work bench. Has quite the collection of things macabre.
From: marquisdesade [Incarnate]
Date: 9-May-2008 16:23
RE Skull Bong: What is a corpse going to do with it's skull, anyway? Who the hell cares! Personally, I think it's a damned clever idea. BTW, the fact that the moron at the police department didn't believe the story means he: A) can’t comprehend the long, scary words in a major metropolitan newspaper (similar stories about this very occurrence have been reported in the big newspapers at least twice within the past several years, but I suppose it was an oversight by the “Bungtown Herald” or whatever the hell that hick reads). And he: B) has totally lost touch with the current generation that is coming of age - what an absolutely perfect example of a typically dimwitted law enforcement officer! What a Santorum chugger…
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 9-May-2008 16:24
Hahaha. This guy I once knew got really wasted one night, and got it in his mind that he needed a new bowl RIGHT NOW. Dude was seeing double, but we catered to him. So we went to the local head shop, and talked him into picking out a bowl that was fashioned to look like a penis. It was brown in color and we told him it was a tree branch - he was one of those nature hippie-types, so at the time, he was supremely pleased with his purchase. Man O man, was he pissed off the next day.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 9-May-2008 16:26
Yeah Goyle, you and a lot of the Rotteners here would love to see some this guys stuff. He also has a whole human skeleton too (real). Some antique coffins. All kinds of strange things. Pickled animals from the 1800's. Too many things to list. It's like visiting a museum of the macabre.
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 9-May-2008 16:42
"The Kingwood teenager's story of decapitating a corpse and using the head to smoke marijuana was so outlandish that at first Houston Police Department senior police officer Jim Adkins did not believe it." **** Well did they at least fuck it first?  You know to add some whang to it for when they smoke?
From: slappymcbappy
[Slappy McBappy]
Date: 9-May-2008 17:02
That's the most excitement that skeleton's had in years, they were doing it a favor... personally I'd be honored if someone took me out to party with me 80 years after I died.
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 9-May-2008 17:12
From: sp00k Date: 9-May-2008 16:41 DS - Why was he pissed? He couldn't get it away from you? --------- Yes, sp00k - that is usually how shit goes down whenever I have a chance encounter with a guy.
From: t0llyb0ng [suicide b0nger]
Date: 9-May-2008 17:29
T'were a femur in the bumper Or were it tibular Or were it fibular? Can't remembular.
From: pontius
Date: 9-May-2008 17:59
Wow, I wonder why I read through this whole thread. Not only am I not interested in drugs, but there was not a single smart or witty comment to be found. Bunch of addicted tards. (I know, this comment isn't smart or witty either, I go with the flow, you see)
From: crankbender78704 [cranky]
Date: 9-May-2008 18:07
androloma, is that the founder of freemasonry dancing arround? really,though, the truth is out there- wauy out there. dig; 4 coptic catholic monks live in stone huts on top of the vatican; whose dutyu it is to welcome each day with ceremonial incense: ganga! thats right, the bibles kanne-bis is pot and incanse is hindu temple balls of finnest nepalese hashish! wow! if the pope smoked dope, he should still hang from a rope!
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 9-May-2008 18:12
From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel] Date: 9-May-2008 18:10 I am so glad to see pontius, I was afraid he got blown away! And no andy not by a girlyman. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Me too, did you get some of that wind Pontius.?
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 9-May-2008 18:13
From: crankbender78704 [cranky] Date: 9-May-2008 18:07 really,though, the truth is out there- wauy out there. dig; 4 coptic catholic monks live in stone huts on top of the vatican; whose dutyu it is to welcome each day with ceremonial incense: ganga! thats right, the bibles kanne-bis is pot and incanse is hindu temple balls of finnest nepalese hashish! wow! if the pope smoked dope, he should still hang from a rope! ------------- Well, someone got wasted early tonight.
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 9-May-2008 18:18
From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel] Date: 9-May-2008 17:47 I told you that smoking pot makes you a drooling sociopath! "cain, basketball still sucks." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Basketball is the best, I love this Game.!
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 9-May-2008 18:27
Holy sh!t. I know exactly what graveyard they are talking about. Back when I was in high school me and some friends got together and drank up enough courage to go there. It was WAY overgrown 10 years ago I'm surprised that people even still KNOW about it considering they took down the one and only "Sanctuary" marker when they started developing around there. You can't see it from the back road that runs by it, have to cross a railroad track and then about 20 yards of heavy woods just to get to it. I'll try to get some pictures and post them tomorrow.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 9-May-2008 18:29
I submitted the story under the title of "Skullduggery". Good tale and totally lacking in evidence, for now. I had a coupe of skulls from med school. I gave one to UCLA and the other (the one without the ugly spring jaw) to No. 1 daughter. She does not use it as a bong, but for her experiments in facial reconstruction from bones, using 3-D software. Fascinating. I'd be amazed if anyone still believed any official report from Washington. They, however keep on trying. I'd love to see that "ten times more powerful" grass I always hear about. I think it is wishful thinking and a "token" offering to the sheeple. The Church of Cannabis makes no more and no less sense than the competition.
From: pontius
Date: 9-May-2008 18:33
From: cainmarko666 [cain marko] Date: 9-May-2008 18:12 From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel] Date: 9-May-2008 18:10 I am so glad to see pontius, I was afraid he got blown away! And no andy not by a girlyman. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Me too, did you get some of that wind Pontius.? ----------------------------------------------------- It was truly refreshing, after that hell-heated month of April. Seriously, we didn't get any of it.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 9-May-2008 18:38
Pontius, where the hell have you been? I was really getting concerned with the nasty weather in your part of the world. Il ne faut pas se noyer, excepte dans du bon vin.
From: wanking [Myself Silly]
Date: 9-May-2008 18:40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEwAars9OS8
From: pontius
Date: 9-May-2008 18:51
The buggering cyclone missed Bangkok by 500-600 km I believe (310-370 miles), so no problem here. I was busy with, errr, other stuff. Hi DS, GD, Cain; I'm not gonna enumerate the whole bunch now, damnit.
From: pontius
Date: 9-May-2008 18:53
Wie bitte, Herr Cain? A while ago, you and I "spoke" Japanese, remember. And even morse code was trendy for some time.
From: wanking [Myself Silly]
Date: 9-May-2008 18:57
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruoe2hXmhdI
From: wanking [Myself Silly]
Date: 9-May-2008 19:05
Wicked! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzAMdUyopg8
From: wanking [Myself Silly]
Date: 9-May-2008 19:16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfwunpPu2Pk
From: wanking [Myself Silly]
Date: 9-May-2008 19:24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQHTeaJe4iQ
From: helterskelter
Date: 9-May-2008 19:33
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 9-May-2008 18:29 I'd love to see that "ten times more powerful" grass I always hear about. I think it is wishful thinking and a "token" offering to the sheeple. ====================== and another thing, even if it WAS true it would mean that you don't have to smoke as much to get high, not that you would be getting ten times higher. Once you've gotten where you want to go the tendency is to stop and enjoy.
From: wanking [Myself Silly]
Date: 9-May-2008 19:33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suYFTithwFc
From: wanking [Myself Silly]
Date: 9-May-2008 19:42
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0G3QeVK7v4
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 9-May-2008 19:45
If you want to puff with from some unconventional device I suggest making a bowl out of an apple, or a pear, or a potato, or a turnip. Not so much a skull. WTF did they do caulk the holes shut?
From: elfboy
[blinky7]
Date: 9-May-2008 20:07
Hello,all. Ikthool, I'm surprised you & I are the only ones to pick up on the impractibility of using a skull for a bong. A proper bong, as we all know, is a closed system with 3 holes - 1 for the bowl, 1 for the carburator, & 1, of course for the mouth. Skulls have way too many holes to be practicle as a bong. Stupid kids, wasting their reefer!
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 9-May-2008 20:51
>>I'm surprised you & I are the only ones to pick up on the impractibility of using a skull for a bong.<< Yeah, I do my best to teach the young the things I've learned over the years,but do they listen....
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 9-May-2008 21:00
I've heard, but whats the reference with Betty Boop? I missed it. *Don't tease me, I'm a little slow these days, not enough sunlight. Been up here a week, all it does is rain. And Fucking tourists... (I'm waitressing again... Ironically, the money is better here.)
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 9-May-2008 21:12
Bascha: There was a young lass from Cape Cod Who thought all children came from God But t'was not the Almighty Who lifted her nighty T'was Rodger the Lodger, by God! Luv, how are you enjoying "Fairyland"?
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 9-May-2008 21:17
Absinthe: It's cold, it rains non-stop, the tourists are relentless, but I live in a place called Buzzards Bay. (Turkey Buzzards EVERYWHERE... no joke.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KEueJnsu80&eurl=http://www.transbuddha.com/ Speaking of buzzards... Found this video. The Nazis went to the moon in 1945, they're coming back in 2018. *I meant Turkeys... Too many bongs... MUST-STAY-ON-TOPIC
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 9-May-2008 21:31
What nose? Ok folks, I'm off to bed. There's a pancake platter with my name on it for morning... MUST SERVE THE SAUSAGE... Hey, there's a web cam at my job that serves my area, if you log on to the Cape, you can watch me go to work. Look for the little one in the parking lot smoking a menthol, thats me. (Hint... it's an IHOP)
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 9-May-2008 21:44
>>Is anyone else getting "canadian viagra from UK" spam? They just will not stop. yahoo mail << No Cracker, but I get a lot of penis enhancer spam. I'm starting to take it personally, is this shit coming from my ex girlfriends?
From: sp00k
Date: 9-May-2008 21:44
From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest] Date: 9-May-2008 21:31 Hey, there's a web cam at my job that serves my area.... ======= It's probably more interesting than most network tv
From: sp00k
Date: 9-May-2008 21:50
From: ikthool [ikthool] Date: 9-May-2008 21:44 >>Is anyone else getting "canadian viagra from UK" spam? They just will not stop. yahoo mail << ========= I posted my rotten address on one of these threads once. The next day it started getting slammed with spam. If you put your addy on a web page there are programs spammers use that look for @ characters and it collects them.
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 9-May-2008 21:55
Sorry Sp00k, I'll quit spamming you. I just thought that natural male enhancement and Nigerian gold might be cool for you
From: meeeko
Date: 9-May-2008 22:00
I have such trouble getting wireless signal here in my house-- I think I'm living in a black hole or on an Indian burial ground or something. Maybe if I dig deep enough I can find me a skull to craft into a bong, so I can smoke it and then rub hemp seed oil all over my body for nourishment and call it my religion.
From: sp00k
Date: 9-May-2008 22:26
The spam filter at work records somewhere around 94% - 96% of all incoming email as spam. Pretty amazing when you think about getting 100's of emails per hour.
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 9-May-2008 22:32
>>Maybe if I dig deep enough I can find me a skull to craft into a bong, so I can smoke it and then rub hemp seed oil all over my body for nourishment and call it my religion.<< I'm not usually a good Samaritan, but I'll help you with that project.
From: sp00k
Date: 9-May-2008 22:46
What'd be cool is to have the bowl sticking out of the skulls mouth, then have the cranium water tight, run the mouth piece of the pipe thru the top of the skull. Then when you hit it, you have a water pipe and it looks like the skull's smoking.
From: abyss
Date: 9-May-2008 22:47
 Bongs gave me pleurisy. Pipes are the go! No water, no pleurisy. Hey all.
From: sp00k
Date: 9-May-2008 22:56
Its been years since I've smoked out of a water pipe or a bong. Most of this shit's too strong for joints. My personal preference is glass
From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 9-May-2008 22:58
From: doughnutman [guesswhy] Date: 9-May-2008 12:33 "The three boys, all home-schooled, " 'nuff said. It is almost as easy as,"They met on My Space" Unsocialized idiots with over protective parents. Always a good recipe for disaster. Those home-schooled people are pretty bright. I don't think that crime correlates with that. On the contrary, home schooled youth are typically less likely to be offenders. About the drugs, anybody who smokes something is taking a risk. Inhaling any type of smoke on a regular basis is a health hazard. Maybe if those schools weren't zoos, filled with moron professors and pedophiles roving the halls, parents would trust them. They don't want their little daughter, ending up with her pants down in some phoney-baloney security guard's back office for some bullshit inspection.
From: sp00k
Date: 9-May-2008 23:03
 And 25 minutes from now she'd be puking in your car. Ahhh, the good old days.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 9-May-2008 23:06
if there's anything dumber than a college kid, it's a high-schooler. if there's anything dumber than a high-schooler, I'd like to know what it is.
From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 9-May-2008 23:11
From: studgerbil [Stud] Date: 9-May-2008 23:00 damn Doyle, that makes me want to be a public school principal. And that's the problem. A lot of those principals are nothing more than a white collar, a pair of testicles, and bad intent. Kids need to be where it's safe, and there's good influences. Parents understand that.
From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 9-May-2008 23:14
From: studgerbil [Stud] Date: 9-May-2008 23:06 if there's anything dumber than a college kid, it's a high-schooler. if there's anything dumber than a high-schooler, I'd like to know what it is. Well, maybe a moose in mating season. A moose with a pile of rocks for a girlfriend.
From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 9-May-2008 23:19
From: tat2dchick [The Tattooed Lady] Date: 9-May-2008 13:48 #3. If this guy actually gets off, I'm going to suddenly find religion and join his church. Well I won't actually ATTEND or anything drastic like that, but I might make a healthy donation and "worship at home." I know what you mean. I worship my vacuum cleaner. I just wish I could donate whenever I wanted.
From: merrillvillian
[yeah........that merrillville]
Date: 9-May-2008 23:20
This is a good story based soley on the fact that I proclaimed the use of the word "outlandish" is not used as often as it should be last week. The word "nectar" is also on my mind. I am just itching to use the following sentence : "That is some outrageously great nectar". It is not going to happen unfortunately. Instead I will use/hear the following statements: "Leave me alone you creep" "Stop shitting on my lawn" "No means no" "Yes, I am going to eat that last Mcnugget" "No,I will not make out with my cousin while you watch" Typical Bullshit
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 9-May-2008 23:20
I've been within 50 yards of an adult male moose in rutting season, more than once. That was close enough. One ton of single-minded testosterone on the hoof is not something to be fucked with. We used to get them on the runway at Loring AFB in northern Maine and they would bring traffic to a stop until a couple of guys in a six-pack could drive out and convince them to go away. Sometimes they would leave and sometimes they'd just sit and stare at you, deciding whether or not to take on a 2.5 ton vehicle.
From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 9-May-2008 23:21
From: helterskelter Date: 9-May-2008 14:00 Wouldn't a skull bong get all moldy? It would be a bitch to clean too. Naw, they have these mini boxes of skull juice they use to clean them. They're behind the counter in pawn shops, but you have to ask for them. There's a soft brush, too, that comes taped to the side.
From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 9-May-2008 23:27
From: abyss Date: 9-May-2008 22:47 Bongs gave me pleurisy. Pipes are the go! No water, no pleurisy. Hey all. So that's what two people fucking looks like, heh? Dude, could you find a smaller picture? Why don't you get something that's 1 x 1 pixels, so I can see better? Are you trying to make me cross-eyed?
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 9-May-2008 23:28
I would have, but I think MV already nailed it. No sloppy seconds for me. I want a nice girl, like DS,or Crankybitch.
From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 9-May-2008 23:29
From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen] Date: 9-May-2008 16:26 Yeah Goyle, you and a lot of the Rotteners here would love to see some this guys stuff. He also has a whole human skeleton too (real). Some antique coffins. All kinds of strange things. Pickled animals from the 1800's. Too many things to list. It's like visiting a museum of the macabre. Sounds like Louisiana.
From: sp00k
Date: 9-May-2008 23:33
I came walking up on a white tail buck on a trail once. Scared the shit out of me. walked around a bend and he was almost within touching distance, eating berries. he put his head down with all those pointy antlers and backed up, I backed up too. I think we both turned in opposite directions and ran at the same time. I'd imagine a moose would just stomp your ass.
From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 9-May-2008 23:41
 Let your penis do the flying.
From: merrillvillian
[yeah........that merrillville]
Date: 9-May-2008 23:41
I have been in the company of several deer. We (as in redneck,hillbilly types) shoot them with arrows or firearms and eat their flesh after they are gutted. Central Wisconsin has deer that beg to be killed and eaten. I once saw a 7-point buck that commited suicide via a Ford F-250. Deer love to be consumed by humans,it makes them happy.
From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 9-May-2008 23:42
 The smell.
From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 9-May-2008 23:46
From: abyss Date: 9-May-2008 23:38 The best form of beer bong. Yeah it is a decent size pic. That's a better one. Get that ass in there. Naked people need to be seen.
From: sp00k
Date: 9-May-2008 23:52
This was a Northern Wisconsin deer. when they're not getting shot or hit by cars they like to scare hikers
From: merrillvillian
[yeah........that merrillville]
Date: 9-May-2008 23:54
My goal this upcoming summer is to punch someone in the ear while they are wearing a bluetooth earpiece. I dont mind the device and the purpose it serves I just want to know that I am responsible for making somebody lose their hearing. I really need a nemesis, that would be just great.
From: abyss
Date: 9-May-2008 23:55
 Wasn’t aware anyone even clicked on these. My bad. Hope you are ok MV?
From: sp00k
Date: 9-May-2008 23:58
if its one of the small ones it might just wedge way down in his ear canal. let us know how that project goes ok?
From: merrillvillian
[yeah........that merrillville]
Date: 9-May-2008 23:58
Spook -- shoot the deer next time Who goes hiking without a firearm ? I go to the grocery store with a .40 caliber or 9mm and a pair of brass knuckles. A .380 PPK on the ankle and a emergency rope saw in the back pocket is always a good idea. Dont forget a 1/2" x 6" sharpened piece of acrylic rod in case of metal detectors.
From: merrillvillian
[yeah........that merrillville]
Date: 10-May-2008 00:03
I should really set goals that are more positive. Abyss -- I am fantastic I am getting ready to go to Kentucky for the weekend for work. Kentucky is a state in the USA that is famous for delicious incest and high blood pressure. I am hoping my particular strand of chlamydia is immune to the temptations of the flesh south of the Mason-Dixon.
From: sp00k
Date: 10-May-2008 00:06
my fault anyway, probably deserved to be gored & trampled for being a dumb fuck. you should always make some noise while walking thru woods esp when its berry season
From: abyss
Date: 10-May-2008 00:23
“Abyss -- I am fantastic” Good to hear. Was thinking you were locked. You certainly have a way with words MV. You could be anyone.
From: abyss
Date: 10-May-2008 00:36
 Bah Dah Dah Dah Bah Bah Bah Bah Duh Bah) (Bah Dah Dah Dah Bah Bah Bah Buh Dah) (Bah Dah Dah Dah Bah Bah Bah Bah Duh Bah) (Bah Dah Dah Dah Bah Bah Bah Buh Dah) Why don't you just go away I can't seem to get my head straight There's so much I need to say It could take All Day Yeah but what you got, I don't need it I can't listen to all your reasons Wake up, I don't feel it I can't listen to all your reasons You're bad mood just ties my hands Turns my cartwheels into head stands I've done everything I can You get old, I have Ever what you got, I don't need it I can't listen to all your reasons Wake up, I don't feel it I can't listen to all your reasons Why I You don't help me none So warn down, so torn up Still in Love Yeah but what you got, I don't need it I can't listen to all your reasons Wake up, I don't feel it I can't listen to all your reasons Woman, I don't need it I can't listen to all your reasons Wake up, I don't feel it I can't listen to all your reasons Why (Bah Dah Dah Dah Bah Bah Bah Bah Duh Bah) Tell me why (Bah Dah Dah Dah Bah Bah Bah Buh Dah) Tell me why (Bah Dah Dah Dah Bah Bah Bah Bah Duh Bah) Tell me why (Bah Dah Dah Dah Bah Bah Bah Buh Dah) Tell me why
From: abyss
Date: 10-May-2008 00:51
All around I see raining Things don’t seem to go my way Got a dark cloud that’s hanging And it seems to follow me Oh won’t you just wake up feel the humming This cruel world is killing you better start running Catch up with your life, catch on up Before the whole thing is through Have you once? Have you twice? Have you even considered it be really good for you To go out and go on take another better look around You are just another white boy Thinking you’re so hardcore Take step outside see what’s shaking in the real world Go take a step outside see what’s shaking in the real world But you don’t know how my heart laments I really got a good excuse to complain My parents got divorced Can’t heal the pain And now there is only cheap regrets I guess that’s just the way it be Is it the world or how I see me Boy now you are really, really bugging Yes you are bugging me, can’t you just shut right up Your cup is overflowing, overflowing And you think it is indeed You don’t even know what side you are fighting for Boy won’t you turn your game boy off Start pretending it’s you against the world I am sick and I am tried of hearing I really got a good excuse to complain My parents got divorced Can’t heal the pain And now there is only cheap regrets I guess that’s just the way it be Is it the world or how I see me Go take a step outside see what’s shaking in the real world Nite people.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 01:47
Greetings P3...you lunatic. And coolness to 'Phoenix' who likes the little furries!  Silly angoras....the proletarian rabbits are forming a union! An association of rabbitious concern and succor which bunnies need in today's workplace. A long-eared one needs an advanced degree in Warren construction or fox-evasion to even be accepted into the 'Watership Down' of Lagamorphic Study. Bunnies need to study.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 10-May-2008 02:09
Indeed, DD. I'll suggest that we should open a department of Bunny Studies. The faculty that fails to get tenure within 5 years gets eaten. Precisely what happens already in most departments.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 10-May-2008 02:29
"Why (Bah Dah Dah Dah Bah Bah Bah Bah Duh Bah) Tell me why (Bah Dah Dah Dah Bah Bah Bah Buh Dah) Tell me why (Bah Dah Dah Dah Bah Bah Bah Bah Duh Bah) Tell me why (Bah Dah Dah Dah Bah Bah Bah Buh Dah) Tell me why " Those are great lyrics. Shakespeare would be jealous * * Not Bill, obviously, Robbie, the rasta bass player.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 10-May-2008 02:39
I myself am rather proud of the following poem which I wrote for my Myspace blog page. It is in the Japanese style of "Haiku but with more words" and redolent of the English Lake Poets such as Worseworth and the other guy who went on about albatrosses. A poem about blogs Blogs are like frogs In ancient Egypt sent by Gods to plague us but you can't step on blogs and have their intestines squirt out of their arseholes * like you can with frogs. Not that I condone that sort of thing. I'm just saying. What was I talking about again ? Bollocks. * Few poems in the English or other languages employs the word "arsehole". Prof. P. Dunwoody. Universtity of Piddletrenthithe. The original can be viewed at -http://www.myspace.com/sheepasinsheep
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 03:48
Hey DS..........how goes the train of life there woman?
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 10-May-2008 06:16
Morning Rotten Fuckers! It's raining, raining, and still raining. Got a new coffee pot, failed to read the instructions, now I've concocted a caffeine based paint stripper. Whhooooooooo! (And I found hair growing on my toes)
From: mingemeister [Dick DeGirth]
Date: 10-May-2008 12:22
11 y.O black kids skull, so it prolly had plenty of resin in it already.
Updated: 6-Jun-2008 13:46
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