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Kip Hawley is an Idiot
CNN | Submitted by: Kip Hawley blows goats (I have proof)
"A Wisconsin man who wrote Kip Hawley is an Idiot on a plastic bag containing toiletries said he was detained at an airport security checkpoint for about 25 minutes before authorities concluded the statement was not a threat." ... "The supervisor called a sheriff's deputy, who checked to see if Bird had any warrants for his arrest, Bird said." [With picture of what an idiot looks like.]
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From: catcrys
[Crystal]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 00:55
"You can't write things like that." Apparently you can...and he did...TAKE THAT! Kip Hawley is an idiot. I just did it too. And now I hear a knock on my door...see ya in Gitmo!
From: gargoyle1
Date: 1-Oct-2006 01:07
Not only is Kip Hawley an idiot (looks like a fucktard too) but so are all the TSA employees, it's required by law that they fail an IQ test to be a TSA employee.
From: nynmpseudo [Nynm Pseudo]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 01:09
OK; the guy is a smart ass, and none too bright. If it becomes necessary to qualify free speech by NOT being a smart ass (or an idiot) then we're in big trouble. Ooops; we're apparently in big trouble. I wonder what they'd have done if he said that Kip Hawley is a cock sucker? Instant death?
From: cabal [Alan Cabal]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 02:56
But Kip Hawley IS a cocksucker. How do you think he got that job?
From: g20fun
[chrisinfinity]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 03:50
They are all idiots. Bag writers, law makers,Law writers, bag makers and especially the bags that work screening and checking your stuff.
From: daftmonkeyminion [of Bertrand Russell]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 03:51
Goat blowing idiot? Nominate him for POTUS! Cordwainer Bird for VEEP!
From: kittu [JF Connelly]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 03:55
At least the airport security employees in America can speak goddamn english. Here in Canada damn near all the airport security is staffed by East Indians. Last month I was detained for half an hour because I refused to remove my "bult pocket". Little did I know they were trying to say "belt buckle"
From: thelordofcheese
[The Lord Of Cheese]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 04:37
I'm a little torn. Technically an airport terminal is a private place of business. You have freedom of expression in a public forum or your own private property. Yet, the airlines get so much money from the government [I mean from your pockets] that I ask myself the question: where do you draw the line? Since it's funded by public money does it become a public place?
From: 501arkansas [LR Arkansas]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 00:23
Woo Hoo AR 501 be in Da Hizzouse....
Come on.... Black people should all be killed, right?
What the fuck is your problem, you fucking moron? Is your life really that boring?
From: theallseeingear [Bavid Dyrden]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 04:43
>> "Black people should all be killed, right? " What about those hot black women shaking their booties on rap videos? My life would be the poorer without them. But the rappers? Go ahead and waste them. All they write about is their money and their possessions. Like there was nothing interesting going on in America.
From: daftmonkeyminion [of Bertrand Russell]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 05:54
"The best in rap is white, the best in golf is black". Chris Rock. Though I don't know why it applies.
From: why
[Because]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 06:17
If you're goofy enough to ride in a Death trap in the first place I guess you should be able to scribble what ever you want on your luggage. Fuck it all.
From: rectum [Damn near killed 'em]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 06:35
If there is anything this administration hates is stating the obvious. I bet Im on the no fly list just because I surf left leaning libertarian websites and believe if you dont own a gun, you're an idiot (and say so often). If they ever tried that shit on me, I would raise the biggest stink and they would all pay dearly. Dont fuck with my freedom of speech or expression.
From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 06:40
Americunts are so stupid.
From: kingturd [King turd on a pile of shit]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 06:45
Anyone remember a couple of years back when an 80yr lady got arrested for saying "bomb" on an airplane? People have to realzie we DO NOT live in a free country, an act accordingly. Shit has gotten so gay at the airport... I was detained because my ticket "looked different," (I just got it at the counter for fucks sake.) I hope to make enough money so that I can move somewhere out of the U.S. (don't know where, while everyone in America gets anally probed because terrorist might be hiding a bomb in your asshole. The problem is I've visted a lot of countries, an America is probably the most free. The whole world sucks! Anyone know of a "free country?"
From: nynmpseudo [Nynm Pseudo]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 06:54
rectum - No offense intended dude, but if writing something on a bag gets you detained, and presumably intimidated, what do you think would happen if you "raise the biggest stink"? "They" are not in a position to pay dearly as "they" are in charge. By the action of raising a stink you'd be in the wrong and arrested. The time for raising a stink was last election, but what stink raising was done then accomplished not too much. As for "Dont fuck with my freedom of speech or expression", dude,you have very little left; read the papers on just what is getting leaked.
From: vastarien202 [Simon]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 07:00
I agree, there isn't really any "freedom" left here anymore. That being said, I'm still going to wear my "Bush: Another word for Cunt" t-shirt next time I fly.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 07:36
Does Rotten.com always use blogs as newssources? There is nothing that substantiates this story at all, other than the testimony of the "victim" on a message board. Nothing else. CNN and every other media outlet, including Rotten, should be ashamed of themselves. There is no story here.
From: dadofautism [*****]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 08:19
A spokeswoman for the Milwaukee County Sheriff's Office said the TSA did call the sheriff's office to report an upset customer at the checkpoint. A deputy went to the scene, interviewed all of the participants, ran a wanted check on the man, and referred it back to the TSA after determining no crime had been committed, Deputy Darice Landon said. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Well, something happened, the police confirm being there.
From: rectum [Damn near killed 'em]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 08:32
I find it interesting that y'all think I'm a dude...  I've spent time in other countries, and trust me, we still have freedom. We can travel from state to state anonymously (so long as you use cash) and are free to choose what colleges, businesses, and people we want to support. Women are more free in the USA than most in the civilized world (at the moment anyway, I don't trust the right wingnuts to keep that going). This administration will pass, just like the last. Society goes through cultural epochs and this will shift as well. If you ever studied Humanities in college, you would recognize that. Because this country has unprecedented freedoms, the shifts happen more often than in past societies. Just be prepared to defend yourself in case it goes too far in one direction. I just want the damn government out of my life and get its hands off of my money! It doesn't matter if its dems of reps. Keep the politics out of my body, purse, business, and neighborhood!
From: capitalistswine
[Walter O'Dim]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 08:48
This is what one gets when they question a powerwhore statist thief. Powerwhore: One in such a position as to exert control through threat of force over normal citizens. Statist: One who supports economic controls and planning in the hands of a highly centralized government (USA) and often extending to government industry (TSA). Thief: In this case, his salary is derived from the monies of the citizenry who were threatened at gun point by the US government to give up said monies (taxes).
From: 2muchfun [Wulfgar the having too much fun]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 09:45
Kip Hawley IS an idiot. And the idiot that gave him that job is an ASSHOLE. Hell-o Gitmo here I come!
From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 09:55
Planes are giant flying dicks. Educators are lying pigs! A flying dick filled with sea men is ILLOGICAL! Black planes are the opposite of White planes. This is the real truth. Educators will say it's not true! They are the deceivers. Flying dicks are not parked in HANGERS. This is NOT TRUE! Hangers are no substitutes to VAGINAS! The Educators have lied to you! The tail wings of the plane serves no purpose. It is a CONSPIRACY! The flying balls that were attached to the flying dick has been REMOVED. A dick without balls is ILLOGICAL! Lying scumbag educators have lied to you!
From: gunlover [Doug]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 09:58
On a whim I took a TSA test and the questions they asked? Fucked up.
From: aeon
[aeon]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 10:02
the fact that one of the brainless TSA minions actually said, "you can't write things like that", disturbs the living shit out of me. it's like a cue for everybody to brush up on their goosestepping. how much longer until they just start tasering people who don't smile whilst waiting in line?
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 10:13
From: thelordofcheese [The Lord Of Cheese] Date: 1-Oct-2006 04:37 ** From: 501arkansas [LR Arkansas] Date: 1-Oct-2006 00:23 Woo Hoo AR 501 be in Da Hizzouse.... Come on.... Black people should all be killed, right? What the fuck is your problem, you fucking moron? Is your life really that boring? ~~~~~~~~~ I was wondering the same thing. And lets add this to his/her/it's boredom. Ignorance, idiocy, and by the sounds of it, getting out of his/her/its crib behind mama's back and finding the pc.
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 10:18
From: rectum [Damn near killed 'em] Date: 1-Oct-2006 08:32 I find it interesting that y'all think I'm a dude... I've spent time in other countries, and trust me, we still have freedom. We can travel from state to state anonymously (so long as you use cash) and are free to choose what colleges, businesses, and people we want to support. Women are more free in the USA than most in the civilized world (at the moment anyway, I don't trust the right wingnuts to keep that going). This administration will pass, just like the last. Society goes through cultural epochs and this will shift as well. If you ever studied Humanities in college, you would recognize that. Because this country has unprecedented freedoms, the shifts happen more often than in past societies. Just be prepared to defend yourself in case it goes too far in one direction. I just want the damn government out of my life and get its hands off of my money! It doesn't matter if its dems of reps. Keep the politics out of my body, purse, business, and neighborhood! ~~~~~~~~~ Very well put! I just want the damn government out of my life and get its hands off of my money! It doesn't matter if its dems of reps. Keep the politics out of my body, purse, business, and neighborhood! I couldn't agree more.
From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 10:20
Hi Gypsy! How are you? Tell me everything. Your words will comfort my soul Your troubles will keep me aware Your problems will humble me And your worries will be forgotten.
From: acrimony
[Room Dz-015]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 10:42
"The supervisor told Bird he had the right to express his opinions "out there" -- pointing outside the screening area -- but did not have the right "in here," Bird said." -- Check the Bill of Rights, bitch. I have to say, though, that things like that never do you any good. If you want to protest, it needs to be in a different form. When I was in fifth grade, I had a horrible witch of a teacher who personally harassed me. The day before spring break, in an impotent rage, I wrote "Ms. Terry sucks and so does her teaching" in pencil on an assignment sheet. Right there in class. She saw it and a minor amount of shit flew. Well, it was major when compared with the gravity of the offense. My parents were called and I had to have a meeting with the bitch and the assistant principal.
From: aulduron
[Aulduron]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 11:04
It has nothing to do with free speech. He was being an asshole, and he was treated like an asshole. An inappropriate action and an appropriate consequence. Wah, he was questioned in an airport for 25 minutes. Big fuckin deal, they can detain anyone they want for that long, without a reason. Don't like it? Don't fly, charter a private flight, or form private "flight clubs" who only allow pre-approved non muslims on their planes. What does the average business pay each year in air fare? I bet they'd love the idea of a yearly bill to join a private club, allowing their people to fly unmolested.
From: rectum [Damn near killed 'em]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 11:45
Thanks Gypsy. I just get tired of people whining about "our eroded freedom's" but they don't have the balls to stand up for them! They just resign to the fact that this is the way things are these days. BULLSHIT!! Hey I'm against the war, HATE the current resident and thief, think Clinton was and still is a jackass, and think the state of air travel in this country is fucked up. But guess what? I vote, I write letters to the editors, and stick with my beliefs. My beliefs are neither Rep (bunch of perverted hypocrites) or Dem (bunch of pussies). I think for myself. If something like this article happened to me, I would raise hell. No doubt.
From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 13:39
Hey guys, check this out, this is rectum speaking: I me my me I myself me me I me me
From: biffbaggo [Tripping the Biff]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 14:18
I don't like it. I won't fly. Kip Hawley is an idiot. Anyone who would even ALLOW all those unidentified liquids to be mixed together in a public place is an idiot of the worst kind.
From: jondoe [LouisTheDamned]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 14:40
I would be a "little combative" too. Fuck those people.
From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 15:19
"It has nothing to do with free speech. He was being an asshole, and he was treated like an asshole. An inappropriate action and an appropriate consequence." -- Aulduron" Hey Aulduron, 
From: illuminati [Yes, we exist]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 15:53
auldu, you can't be serious. It has nothing to do with free speech? How do you work that one? "It was obvious that he was already angry," Bird said, adding that the screener told him, "You can't write things like that." Asshole status notwithstanding, it sounds like a free speech issue to me.
From: aulduron
[Aulduron]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 15:57
They didn't need any reason to stop him. They use their judgment and check people who may seem suspicious to them. I think that qualifies.
From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 16:31
You can say anything you want, but anything you say can, and will, be used against you. so true. say what you want, just be prepared to for the fall out.
From: bartyboyo
[sean]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 16:39
Rectum,I find your comments rather refreshing.Principles are what folks in this country seem to lack.Ignore the folks that want to Chastise your opinions.Everyone seems to play armchair Qaurterback instead of being proactive.
From: rectum [Damn near killed 'em]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 17:30
From: bartyboyo [sean] Date: 1-Oct-2006 16:39 Rectum,I find your comments rather refreshing.Principles are what folks in this country seem to lack.Ignore the folks that want to Chastise your opinions.Everyone seems to play armchair Qaurterback instead of being proactive. ___________________ yep, thats me, a refreshing rectum.. aHAHAH! And in case dickhead hadn't noticed, its always about ME! smooches...
From: nynmpseudo [Nynm Pseudo]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 20:42
rectum: "I find it interesting that y'all think I'm a dude..." "I've spent time in other countries, and trust me, we still have freedom. We can travel from state to state anonymously (so long as you use cash) and are free to choose what colleges, businesses, and people we want to support." * * * * * * * * * * 'Dude-ette' then. Sorry about the assumption, but in truth I meant 'dude' in the generic sense. So, potentially anonomyous travel is freedom? Like, driving around in any other country, for example? Support who/what you choose, like, 70% of the rest of the world, for example? Freedom for women? Granted, I can't judge this first person but Europe appears to be at least on a par. You say you have "spent time in other countries", but I can say that being resident would give you different insights, the same way as a tourist in the US would find it different than you do living there. Freedom is lacking in some places, notably countries under strict religious control, as in the Arab world. However, you might be confusing what you think of as 'freedom' with a lack of any real alternate choice. The US proports to have a multi-party system but the rules have been and are being subtly changed to make it a system with only one real control block that masquerades under different names. Only an opinion, but I think the real test of freedom is what happens when a little guy, an ordinary joe, runs afoul of the powers that be. It would appear that in the US, the government machine will simply gobble him up. Sad too; the US had such potential. It now requires that you ALWAYS be prepared to defend yourself from the powers that are supposed to defend YOU.
From: piscivore [Michael C. Scott]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 21:15
The only TSA agent I hve ever known got fired for raping children, an entire year after he was convicted. Robert Christopher Rowe pleaded guilty to child molestation December 22, 2004 in Colordo Springs, and was fired in December 2005. Kip Hawley is not only an idiot, but the TSA he runs is an open, oozing anal pustule staffed by the dregs of society.
From: greyfox [grey]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 23:01
Businesses open to the public are public places by law. Malls cannot prevent people from soliciting surveys. Restaurants cannot refuse patronage without cause.
From: dillhole [Dillhole]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 01:41
If you want freedom come to Belgium dudes, we have very good beer, you can posses 5 gram of weed and there are no earthquakes, no tropical storms, no volcanos, no war, no crackaddicts, very good social security, very good educational system, more than one political party, better food than the french (who fuckin think they invented fries), no gunfights....
From: red [red]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 05:20
TSA and "Homeland Security" are inventions of Dubya's so that when he consolidates power in an actual full-blown dictatorship he'll have his secret police agencies ready to go! GO DUBYA GO!!! Make Hitler look like an underachiever... only this time we're the Jews...
From: red [red]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 05:21
[adding Belgium to possible places to emigrate to]
From: powderedtoastman [Michael]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 05:33
I understand Belgium is also a safe haven for child molesters... just do a google on "Marc Dutroux"! Come to Germany, the beer is even better, weed possession for personal consumption is a misdemeanor, the women are hot... But getting back to the topic, this is ridiculous. I believe that under the first amendment, you can call whoever the hell you want a fucking dipshit. What's next? Are they gonna send people to Guantanamo for wearing anti-Bush shirts?
From: powderedtoastman [Michael]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 05:37
You watch, it'll happen!
From: kwijibo
[A fat, balding north-american ape]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 05:54
TSA screeners are graded by how many items, tangible or otherwise, they point out for futher examination. If they don't question any people or items, that makes them look like they are sleeping through their shift. Go to virturally any jurisdiction on the planet and walk around with something calling the local police chief an idiot. You will be detained and questioned for it. This is just a manifestation of that idea.
From: rectum [Damn near killed 'em]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 06:27
Only an opinion, but I think the real test of freedom is what happens when a little guy, an ordinary joe, runs afoul of the powers that be. It would appear that in the US, the government machine will simply gobble him up. Sad too; the US had such potential. It now requires that you ALWAYS be prepared to defend yourself from the powers that are supposed to defend YOU. _______________________________- Your opinion is totally valid and a good perspective. However, I'm not willing to write off the US just yet. We go thru this kind of shit every 8 years. Its politics. The US is founded on "ALWAYS be prepared to defend yourself from the powers that are supposed to defend YOU". Thus the reason it is written in our constitution that we have the right bear to arms. That wasn't put in to protect us from bears! It was to protect ourselves from a Gov't runs amok. Our history is rich with the little guy changing the country. I think everyone is living in fear and are tired of it. This election is going to empower a lot of people and they will realize that there is a better way. Thanks for your intelligent debate.
From: rhag6942
[Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 06:55
This guy went into an airport with a goal of creating a scene by writing a little message on his bag. He was stopped, questioned and released. The people on security wanted to make sure that he was just making a little scene and not something more serious. When they found he had no warrants or any other reason to detain him they let him go. I can imagine at the screening checkpoint he had a smartassed little smirk on his face and the screener thought,"I better check this guy out." Then he got a little combative when he was questioned for 25 minutes. It's not like they threw him in jail for 3 days. He wanted to create a scene and he got one. End of story.
From: nynmpseudo [Nynm Pseudo]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 07:54
rectum: I would tip my hat to you but I just got my hat on straight and moving it now would shift my hairpiece (because of my numerous medications) which takes hours to get just right. Seriously, I agree with you in principle but the demonstrated facts are that not much will change except the name on the secret memos. Gladys, however, says you are dead on and wishes she could go out with you for drinks. (I sometimes have issues with Gladys, so don't mind her. She has not said much about her life before crossing over, but I think she might have been a carpet muncher, at least part time.)
From: iguanac64 [Itchy Carter]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 08:35
Meanwhile, Osama Bin Laden boarded the plane unhindered while TSA officials questioned this very dangerous Wisconsin man... Yeah...screeners are supposed to look for anomalies (and this counts as one), but the comment is the disturbing part "You can't say that?" Fuck you, Mr. TSA inspection person...as long as I'm not making a threat or inciting violence I can say whatever the fuck I want to. Otherwise, I don't really care that he got held up for 25 minutes...he took that chance when he wrote that. I guess TSA should just make a rule that people having some sort of message on an item in their possession should expect an extra 30 minute delay when riding an airplane (this includes any religious, political, or societal message).
From: nynmpseudo [Nynm Pseudo]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 08:45
piscivore: "the TSA he runs is an open, oozing anal pustule staffed by the dregs of society." * * * * * * * * Yeah, I know what you mean. I got turned down for a job by the TSA too.
From: dillhole [Dillhole]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 08:59
Germany is ok but still Germany Our beer is MUCH better than yours,I like German beer but you lack that little extra something, they call us the land of beer you know. If you have the chance to drink Satan or Duvel or one of our Trappists try it man you 'll be knocked out of your underpants. I thought Belgian cops were assholes untill I met the Polizei....they took my weed man...they kept on asking were I bought it, and I couldn't give an satisfying explanation and the pigs took it... and you have a lot of skinheads man...
From: powderedtoastman [Michael]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 09:52
@ dillhole: **loool**... "They took my weed man"... Weed is illegal here, even if possession of small amounts for personal consumption is a misdemeanor. What did you expect - that they were gonna give you a pat on the back and say "just remember to drive safely while you're baked"?? And remember, you would have done time for sure if that had happened to you in the U.S.! So, in other words, you got off cheap! @kwijibo: reminds me of this one company trying to assess its own efficiency. They had every department write up how many customer complaints they had responded to. Turns out one branch had answered almost no complaints at all. Management was about to fire people when they realized that they were so good, they hardly ever pissed customers off to begin with 
From: aulduron
[Aulduron]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 10:14
And remember, you would have done time for sure if that had happened to you in the U.S.! Bullshit. Small amounts of weed are a misdemeanor here too. If it happens at all, it's very rare for anyone to "do time" over less than an ounce, unless it's packaged for resale. Generally you get fined and/or probation.
From: acrimony
[Room Dz-015]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 10:19
"From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you] Date: 1-Oct-2006 09:55 Planes are giant flying dicks. Educators are lying pigs! A flying dick filled with sea men is ILLOGICAL! Black planes are the opposite of White planes. This is the real truth. Educators will say it's not true! They are the deceivers. Flying dicks are not parked in HANGERS. This is NOT TRUE! Hangers are no substitutes to VAGINAS! The Educators have lied to you! The tail wings of the plane serves no purpose. It is a CONSPIRACY! The flying balls that were attached to the flying dick has been REMOVED. A dick without balls is ILLOGICAL! Lying scumbag educators have lied to you!" Oh God that's good.
From: kwijibo
[A fat, balding north-american ape]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 12:01
Dillhole We have a Trappist monastery in my area of the US. Make a few dollars donation and you can drink some of their tasty malt beverages. If one doesn't believe in God, just drink some of this beer and you'll change your mind.
From: aulduron
[Aulduron]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 12:07
Here's some page congressional fucking history On July 14, 1983 the House Ethics Committee concluded that Rep. Dan Crane (R-Ill.) and Rep. Gerry Studds (D-Mass.) had engaged in sexual relationships with minors, specifically 17-year-old congressional pages. In Crane's case, it was a 1980 relationship with a female page and in Studds's case, it was a 1973 relationship with a male page. Both representatives immediately pleaded guilty to the charges and the committee decided to simply reprimand the two.
However, Rep. Newt Gingrich (R-Ga.) demanded their expulsion. On July 20, 1983 the House voted for censure, the first time that censure had been imposed for sexual misconduct. Crane, who tearfully apologized for his transgression, lost his bid for reelection in 1984. Studds, however, refused to apologize and even turned his back and ignored the censure being read to him. He called a press conference with the former page, in which both stated that they were consenting adults at the time of the relationship (the page was 17 at the time) and that it was therefore not the business of others to censure them for their private ephebophilic relationship, and he continued to be reelected until his retirement in 1996, Then there's this gem.. http://www.snopes.com/politics/sexuality/reynolds.asp Jessie Jackson has added former Chicago democratic congressman Mel Reynolds to the Rainbow/PUSH Coalition's payroll. Reynolds was among the 176 criminals excused in President Clinton's last-minute forgiveness spree. Reynolds received a commutation of his six-and-a-half-year federal sentence for 15 convictions of wire fraud, bank fraud & lies to the Federal Election Commission. He is more notorious; however, for concurrently serving five years for sleeping with an underage campaign volunteer.
This is a first in American politics: An ex-congressman who had sex with a subordinate won clemency from a president who had sex with a subordinate, then was hired by a clergyman who had sex with a subordinate.
His new job? Youth counselor http://www.cnn.com/US/9611/07/reynolds.indict/ It has nothing to do with party.
From: rectum [Damn near killed 'em]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 13:32
From: nynmpseudo [Nynm Pseudo] Date: 2-Oct-2006 07:54 rectum: I would tip my hat to you but I just got my hat on straight and moving it now would shift my hairpiece (because of my numerous medications) which takes hours to get just right. Seriously, I agree with you in principle but the demonstrated facts are that not much will change except the name on the secret memos. Gladys, however, says you are dead on and wishes she could go out with you for drinks. (I sometimes have issues with Gladys, so don't mind her. She has not said much about her life before crossing over, but I think she might have been a carpet muncher, at least part time.) _________________________ Ooooookkkkaaaayyyy... 'quietly backs up to the door and exits slowly'
From: piscivore [Michael C. Scott]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 16:14
My wife and I ARE coming to Belgium, "Dillhole". Bastogne in three years or bust. Does Belgium have much of a hot-rod community?
Updated: 6-Oct-2006 15:39
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