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Bad Neighbor Bomb
dwb.heraldonline.com | Submitted by: Night Light
"A man upset that his neighbor's children helped break his wife's eyeglasses is accused of trying to bomb the neighbor's house in retaliation." ... "He faces 58 years in prison if convicted on both counts."
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From: gkdmaths [george hayduke]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 00:37
Do Not Be Slow!!
Only the True Aryan Vigillante Rottoneers Post FIRST.
LOVE ME, KILL ME, Or.... Um, I think I'll choose the second one.
From: catcrys
[Crystal]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 01:09
You can pretty much assume he dropped the "F-bomb" in his own house. Does that count? So while we're at it, tack on a few years for child endangerment or something for subjecting them to such naughty language!
From: gargoyle1
Date: 1-Oct-2006 01:10
I've had a few neighbors I'd like to blow up over shit too. Goddamn morons out making loud noises at all hours and puking in the yard at 3am.
From: nynmpseudo [Nynm Pseudo]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 01:50
apostropheess: Agreed; charity and deployment of munitions should begin at home.
From: educatedidiot
[intolerant of stupidity]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 03:52
What an asshat... HIS OWN KIDS were in on the destruction too... Needless to say, the reaction was just a slight bit overboard.... [now if he'd caught them stealing his mail... like I caught my neighbors... I'll shut up now before I get into trouble....]
From: daftmonkeyminion [of Bertrand Russell]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 03:56
LOVE ME, KILL ME, OR... Teach me how to spell better than a six year old! And how to find a better job so I don't have to work around evil black peoples anymore! Arkansas, isn't that one of the states we gave back to Mexico as being unfit for human habitation?
From: theallseeingear [Bavid Dyrden]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 04:47
You could explode your neighbour's house. Or you could calm yourself down. They're both good.
From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 06:49
Americunts are so stupid.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 07:42
I like this guy. If my kids had neighbor kids over, and they got together and broke my wife's glasses, I would ask the neighbor to replace them. If she brought over a pair of glasses that didn't work for my wife, I would then try to blow her house up. What's the problem with that?
From: krazymissi [krazy missi]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 08:09
If broken glasses piss him off that much just wait until he gets to prison and they rip his asshole!
From: seeteufel [ciccio]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 09:52
I love the intrepid spirit of these brave reporters. He could not reach the man for comment because his phone was not listed. Pulitzer prize for that one.
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 10:35
From: gargoyle1 Date: 1-Oct-2006 01:10 I've had a few neighbors I'd like to blow up over shit too. Goddamn morons out making loud noises at all hours and puking in the yard at 3am. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I hear ya gargoyle. How about sitting in their vehicle with the music blasting so loud the 4 wheels are animated, and its vibrating off its frame?
From: stripes919 [anal seepage]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 10:47
Here in So Cal we have a lot of imported neighbors from some mid east countries! When you have them next door really makes you think nice thoughts about what you'd like to do to their kids.
From: hawk3 [tritium]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 12:44
One point in his favor, he didn't attempt to molest the neighbor kids. Hey krazmissi where have you been babe? I've got money for McD's and a 12- pack. Let's go play hide the hot dog.
From: gigisays [Good luck with that]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 13:44
This guy is a cocksmooch. Personally, I like the story about the meth peg leg and the dead llama better.
From: americanadian [Strong and Free]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 13:49
"Don't touch my glasses, BITCH!" I found the bit about him running away hilarious, for some reason. lol
From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 14:09
This story is incomplete. I believe when she lost her glasses she wondered around looking for it with her hands suspended in the air Like some Chinese vampire. She must have made her way outside and accidentally had her arms wrapped around man. A tall muscular postman, in shorts. The husband meanwhile would have seen the whole thing but was too far away to prevent her God approved cunt around another dick. If only she had her glasses on, this would never had happen. In anger he grew strong desires to blow up little kids while playing their xbox to relieve himself. Just another day in paradise I suppose.
From: hawk3 [tritium]
Date: 1-Oct-2006 20:10
Come on missi, dammit. You said you wanted 12" and wanted it to hurt. You know the only way I could accomplish this by was doing you twice and punching you. xxxxxxxxxxooooooooooxxxxxxxxooooooooooxxxxxxxxxoooooooooooxxxxxxxxooooooooo Signed Burger King
From: gargoyle1
Date: 1-Oct-2006 20:30
From: gypsydances [gypsy] Date: 1-Oct-2006 10:35 From: gargoyle1 Date: 1-Oct-2006 01:10 I've had a few neighbors I'd like to blow up over shit too. Goddamn morons out making loud noises at all hours and puking in the yard at 3am. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I hear ya gargoyle. How about sitting in their vehicle with the music blasting so loud the 4 wheels are animated, and its vibrating off its frame? ========== Someday, I'm gonna use my shotgun to turn off some idiots radio that is playing that loud. It'll be off permanently. Maybe they'll get my point that way too.
From: rhag6942
[Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 08:27
He wanted to get revenge so he went down to the Acme Co. just outside of Gary, In. There he met a tall, lanky, mustachioed fellow by the name of Wile E. Coyote. Since Acme was out of anvils he prescribed a 2lb black powder bomb for his revenge purposes. Unfortunaltely our hero misread the item on wick length and his plot was foiled. Last seen, he was running towards a canyon with his pants on fire.
From: krazymissi [krazy missi]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 13:36
aww hawk you know the way to my heart. im not playin hide the hotdog with you again. last time you showed me it was more like hide the vienna
Updated: 6-Oct-2006 15:39
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