From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 2-Jul-2006 15:31

am I first? fuck yeah! Day is made

From: ozymandias [King of Kings]
Date: 2-Jul-2006 15:31

Ha! Got here before jomomma! And the rest of ye, too!

From: aulduron [Aulduron]
Date: 2-Jul-2006 15:35

I'm assuming Dirtyslut is not jomamma

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 2-Jul-2006 15:38

I was kidding about the first
making fun of those who care
going to read the articles...

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 2-Jul-2006 15:44

could be oregano for the pizzas perhaps?

From: ozymandias [King of Kings]
Date: 2-Jul-2006 15:44

My momma: no slut. Jomomma: damnifIknow.
Slut is as slut does... whatever that means...

From: icanloseweight [but you'll still be ugly]
Date: 2-Jul-2006 15:44

From: tiredoflurking [Sean]
Date: 2-Jul-2006 15:59

5 sandwich bags FULL of pot? Fuck, 3 pizzas wouldn't even START to satiate the munchies you'd get. 3 pizzas AND an entire roast turkey, with stuffing, maybe!

From: ozymandias [King of Kings]
Date: 2-Jul-2006 16:03

Remember it was only suspected marijuana. Not to be confirmed until I run over there to do the taste test.

From: omagoch [Bryan]
Date: 2-Jul-2006 16:11

Some people like a little pizza with their pot.


Or they just really like oregano, your choice.

From: theallseeingear [Bavid Dyrden]
Date: 2-Jul-2006 16:15

Idiots! How many times do I have to tell my minions, disguise yourselves as law-abiding citizens when committing crimes.

From: wackojacko8 [WTF?]
Date: 2-Jul-2006 18:03

5 sandwich bags?........wow, talk about being busted.

From: sirbutlust [mike duff]
Date: 2-Jul-2006 18:58

i would have hidden the pot underneath the pizza. then you wont get all cheese all over the bags. i dont know, i dont transport drugs, it just seems like common sense.

From: mikeisgreen [Mike]
Date: 2-Jul-2006 19:56

Fuck the taste test, Oz. I'll do the smoke test, free.

I now want pizza laced with pot. Aren't you supposed to put it in something fatty when you eat it?

From: metalballs [fourtwenty]
Date: 2-Jul-2006 21:29

Sounds like a pair of morons. If transporting illegal drugs, try NOT to attract attention. (lower the volume until you get home, you dumb fucks). Now the weed won't get to where is supposed to because of you, AND you gave a couple of pigs free pizza, nice going.




Do you supposed they got the pizza at "Pappa Stones", "Little reefer's" or "Weedy Hut"...

...maybe "Smokino's"

From: aulduron [Aulduron]
Date: 2-Jul-2006 21:35

How big are the baggies? Was it 5 pounds, or 5 nickles?

From: cdaiscool [Craig]
Date: 2-Jul-2006 22:14

Ahhh... a story near me. Kalamazoo's cops are ALWAYS out. And they'll pull over the most law-abiding person for suspicion. The cops probably thought the pizza sounded good at that time.

Happy I'm now away from there, 45 minutes or so.

From: selfcleaning [buttocks]
Date: 2-Jul-2006 22:22

Mmmmmm, pizza!

From: thegreatsg [ShenlonG]
Date: 2-Jul-2006 23:03

i lived in kalamazoo for about a month doing work there in february, i was parking my truck on the side of the north Kohl's (dont go there BTW, "loss prevention" has peep ladders into the women's changing rooms) to load my tools in and out and i got a ticket for parking in a fire lane, how the hell the cop even KNEW there was a fire lane is up to anyone's guess cause there was no sign (just the curb painte red) cause the snow was up to my ASS, so yes the Kalamazoo cops are assholes just looking to score a bust

From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!]
Date: 3-Jul-2006 00:15

1. Why did it matter what they were driving?
2. "Sandwich bags full" of pot was most likely not meant to be mean literally FULL. Probably should have been "containing marijuana." A full bag would be like an ounce and I seriously doubt someone is going to be driving around picking up pizzas with 5 ounces of weed on them. I do not smoke weed or anything else, for the record.
3. Why did we even need to know that they had bags of pot on top of a pizza? Are things so fucking boring in Kalamazoo that a couple kids arrested for weed passes for news? And they thought mentioning the SUV and pizza would somehow make this news more interesting? I don't get it.

From: educatedidiot [intolerant of stupidity]
Date: 3-Jul-2006 00:33

Knowing that Kalamazoo is a college town and that it IS SUMMER (i.e. few students)... yeah, the cops are that bored...

That said, it BEING a college town, I'm half surprised the cops cared

From: larry [larry]
Date: 3-Jul-2006 03:42

"Kalamazoo Department of Public Safety officers pulled over a sport utility vehicle that was playing loud music..."


They may be assholes, but I'd give anything to have cops like that in my neighborhood. Pull people over for blasting out that god-awful crap? What a concept.

From: scarfface [Schmutamongus]
Date: 3-Jul-2006 06:43

Hear, hear... or rather, can't hear, can't hear....

From: gargoyle1
Date: 3-Jul-2006 06:55

Instead of hiding the pot in the pizza boxes, why not put it under the seat, in the glove box, anywhere but in with the pizza? And turn down the goddamn ghetto music.

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 3-Jul-2006 07:53

DS ...fuck you hun! MOOOOOOOWA! How are ya? I'll give you first! Well this is really shitty thing to get pulled over for loud music. I saw that picture on the right of that article about the mix up and these people that were sitting by someones side thinking it was their beautiful daughter laying there in a coma. What a weird sad story damn those chicks were fucking HOT too! I 'd do either one. Well a little story about cops and loud music. I work with a guy at the Ford plant that in 2003, bought a brand fucking new excursion. Picked it up from the dealer...drive to the bar, had a few drinks...went home pulled in the driveway, had a few more drinks...two hours after he got home he grabbed a cd and was in his driveway trying out the stereo system in the car. Neighbor called the cops for the music. It was winter and of course it was running in his driveway. The fucking new brighten police gave him his third DUI. They confiscated the excursion. It had 36 fucking miles on it. In Minnesota if you get a third DUI they take your ride. It's gone. Bye. No pass go. Gone. He has spent lots of money fighting them on this, appeal after appeal. The fucking judges have said, It's not this one that did it for you, it was the first TWO DUI's that did. He lost. Got divorced. Filed bankruptcy. Fuck. Well I'm done people but just remember loud music can hurt you sometimes. I was not hitting on you DS. Just joking. = ^.^ =

From: thegoddesofwine [Denise Mercado]
Date: 3-Jul-2006 07:56

i think it was like ordering a kids meal! toys and all i wonder if it also came with the paraphanilia? it was the family deal!?

From: bartyboyo [sean]
Date: 3-Jul-2006 14:22

Whats the big deal posting first? Anyway the asshats deserve getting busted.Might as well had a sign that read hey i have dope here.

From: julezeebub [jules]
Date: 3-Jul-2006 15:55

Marijuana! Yes, more please. Marijuana for the munchies, so I may truly enjoy the dozens of pizzas I need to sustain my girth. But hold the anchovies. Vomiting is a waste of calories.

From: enigma [John]
Date: 3-Jul-2006 22:12

blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]


That is one fucked up story.

Isn’t your driveway private property? It is in Australia.

My friend lost his licence whilst his car was on council property he too was playing with his stereo. Because he had the keys in the ignition he was charged with DUI. It is 0.05 in Australia.

He didn’t even have a motor in his car. Fucked eh!

From: troll [Secret Identity]
Date: 3-Jul-2006 23:36

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 2-Jul-2006 19:20

Now my dog is feaking over the fireworks we can't see
He is on my lap
I have an urge to throw him as hard as I can.

From: antoniobu [AntonioBu]
Date: 4-Jul-2006 02:06

Typical... Fat stupid Americans let their desire for pizza get them into trouble. You cultural degenerates can't even make decent pizza, you seem to think a cheese pizza is a gourmet delight and have to serve up pizzas the size of cartwheels. You even call it a pie. Why do you need a wheelbarrow load of food when you eat? Thats why you're all so fat. Fuck America on July 4th. You pigs are digging your own lard filled grave.

From: descro666 [descro]
Date: 4-Jul-2006 06:12

From: antoniobu [AntonioBu]
Date: 4-Jul-2006 02:06

Typical... Fat stupid Americans let their desire for pizza get them into trouble. You cultural degenerates (...)
Fuck America on July 4th. You pigs are digging your own lard filled grave.

AMEN.

descro from milan, italy

From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 4-Jul-2006 06:41

Descro, they are not fat, you idiot. They are just extremely obese, that's all.

From: pimple [on the ass of life]
Date: 4-Jul-2006 13:34

whacha gonna do when they cum for u
bad boyz
bad boyz

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 10-Jul-2006 08:08