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Enter the Man Cave
Johnson City Press | Submitted by: Gelal
“Our parks are for family use. People should not be exposed to this while they are out there with their family or trying to enjoy the walking trails,” said Johnson City Police Chief John Lowry. “They are not built nor maintained for sexual activity, be it homosexual activity or heterosexual activity.”
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From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 14:43
Be careful Marty.........your kiker 'mate' would no doubt be jealous if you were ensnared in such a scandalous debacle. And with you shitting out strange for a week.....he just might get suspicious!
From: wiegehtesdir [Jimmy Jingo]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 14:54
What is it with fags and parks? One in my town is now the fudge pack zone.
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 15:12
You mean to tell me that in this time period that the sting occurred, that not even ONE straight couple was caught with their pants down at the park? Man Cave is so suggestive.....
From: theidiot [thevillageidiotiam]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 15:33
having gay sex in a cave HUH?.....BEARS in a cave eating those homos would serve them right......
From: biffbaggo [Tripping the Biff]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 15:46
Those cocksuckers always shout "family values" when they want to take something away from someone else.
From: useless2society [Useless II Society]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 15:51
"Johnson City" huh huh huh - you said "Johnson City" huh huh huh
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 16:02
if i never ha sex in a bed again=it won't break my black heart. and the adventure o the great outdoors is stimulating that's why i stopped doing shrooms=i'd bonk anywhere-no prudence. gotta think of the chilluns- and forest creatures
From: juliedabitch [IgotAnSTD]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 16:05
As I suspected ! All gay men can be identified from facial hair. http://www.johnsoncitypress.com/Galleries.php?Cat=HOMEPAGE&ID=60342
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 16:13
that's why i stopped doing shrooms=i'd bonk anywhere-no prudence. gotta think of the chilluns- and forest creatures ------------------------ Cum on down the the Scorcher State snatcheroromo....its nice and coolish now. We can hike up into the mountains and have a nice coupling experience. Won't hurt a bit. And the rabbits and squirrels hold up grading placards. 10's all around by Christ!
From: anonnymouse [On a scale of zero to one I like everyone]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 16:22
What a waste of the police officers time. The cops should have spent this time picking up dog shit from the park and placing the dog shit in the Man Cave. Wallowing in shit might not bother them though. Could be the first dog shit free park ever though. So next have the Police dump all the road kill in the Man Cave. I do not care what people do in private. I would like to go to the parks and not be solicited though. I hope all those cocksuckers are having a good time explaining this shit to the family. On the bright side these perverts are not molesting children. That is all I have to say about that. If you have read this far. I must ask. What are you wearing?
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 16:24
aye-we'll pound sand and spew forth in olde enghlishe til the coyote's welp and the cactus droop- and it will end up on utube like everything else= but they'll replace our faces with mcshane and trixie upon our request=
From: thefivewounds [The Five Wounds]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 17:29
I really don't understand how asking someone for sex is a crime. I'm sure it goes on in bars and nightclubs all the time. That's cool. But if I proposition you for sex in the woods I get arrested? It is a violation of freedom of speech.Everyone is so blind. Don't you see what's happening? Oh, the fags got caught. First it will be the gays and then the rest of us. Trust me, it will happen.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 17:37
Who's a sardonic cow then? Someone needs a riding crop and blinkers. And a bit of a bit....all Mares need reigning in at times. (physically or otherwise) But perhaps I should not pommel-gate such views; they may be misconstrued as mysogenistic......whether or not it need apply in the present case. As you know, I live in fear of being saddled with verbal caltrops which I am unable to counter with a witty rejoinder. What shall I do?
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 18:06
ye's should be set to the bow and plow with a will. never left to mount the mares but fed at once with the flesh of vanquished foes and naturally set to task mucking said byre by morn then i'll take the thresher to ye;s full bore-and ye'll leap and capriolet with much aplomb for the throngs of virgins awaiting your divine lash your manhood shall be poked, prodded and at once engulfed in the stigmata of st francis as painted by peter paul rubens while the baroque dawdle on ramble on, my son
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 18:38
Nicely done Snatchy...I would just as soon not have my manhood engulfed by any mechanism save warm throat and slippery muff. (and Hilary Duff) I am impressed by your perspicacity however.......bold wench. (wretch) Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire, I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To know that for destruction, ice Is also great And would suffice. The darkness drops again; but now I know That twenty centuries of stony sleep were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle, And what rough beast, its hour come 'round at last, Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born? I
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 19:47
who are you who who who who
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 19:58
From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius] Date: 3-Oct-2007 15:04 Did you ever see 2 homos at it? It's truly disgusting! __________________________________________________ Ah, but I have, mon ami, and did not find it particularly "disgusting". Face it, the very form of sexual jollies, be they hetero or homosexual is the Gods' little joke on mankind. We utter inanities, snort and screech, pretzel ourselves in somewhat absurd contortions, and point our nether regions in unusual directions, the better to reach or be reached. As said G.K. Chesterton: "The pleasure is momentary, the position is ridiculous, and the cost is abominable." However, Passion, the greatest gift of the Gods, makes it all worthwhile and magical. Dylan says it best in "Under Milkwood": "He tickles her in the middle of the world with his reverent goat-bearded hands"
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 20:31
GD.......quoting a wide disparity of personnages are we? Quoth the Raven............................'nevermore'!
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 20:54
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0U0G9OT_yq4 The enemy doesn't care who they hurt. Not how young...how innocent...how helpless. Strangers...united by the threat of death...find the courage...to defy their captors. It's a new age of terror, and it requires a new breed of warrior. America's elite anti-terrorist commandos... ...committed to destroy the enemies of freedom! Because the stakes are more than pride...more than honor...more than justice! Because they're fighting to save American lives! THE DELTA FORCE: Starring Chuck Norris and Lee Marvin America's new heroes...The Delta Force!
From: ladyamethyst
[Michelle]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 20:56
I was going to say, but someone already said it, that ALL sex is disgusting-looking to people not actually having it. You just know God said...you guys wanna see something hilarious? Watch what happens when I put thier fun-buttons in the oddest location I could think of....
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 21:05
Chuck Norris and Mr. T once entered a building. It was instantly destroyed, because that level of awsome cannot be contained in a single building. Yeah, it's old, but I just got my order of pretty much every Chuck Norris film ever except for that gay Christian one where it was only a dream or some other hackneyed bullshit. I just watched Delta Force ripped out of my mind...my jaw hurts from all the laughing I've been doing. The mortars on the back of the bike is quite possibly the coolest (or at least the cheesiest) part of the whole movie. And of course Chuck Norris kills everyone with one sweep of the Uzi, strangely none of the rounds miss even though he isn't even aiming the Uzi properly. He's just that badass I guess.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 21:27
Lee Marvin is dead.........and a piece of trivia for the great unwashed! He is buried in Arlington Nation Cemetery...reserved for veterans. (Marvin was a Marine in WWII) Guess what famous prize-fighter's grave lies just next to his? Drum Roll........ Joe Lewis.
From: selfcleaning [buttocks]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 21:45
I KNOW WHERE I'M GOIN' THIS WEEKEND, (BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE)! Hey-now!
From: mljohns00 [Radical Conservative]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 22:51
This is why, when outdoors, I never tap my feet, don't rub my hand on the bottom of the bushes, nor go walking with Congressmen.
From: 1hellbilly [johnny10]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 23:09
These parks are located in Johnson City, Tennessee right in the crotch area of the Bible Belt. These are some ugly fuckers. Most of them are obviously red neck flamers. They must have moved from the truck stop to the park to enjoy the warm weather. Can you say Deliverance? Does the 85 year old want to suck dick or be sucked?
From: lordcrimsonking
[Flagg]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 00:12
• Euell Little, 85, 2829 Carroll Creek Road, Gray Charged with: disorderly conduct, indecent exposure This man needs an award, not charges, for being able to get it up at age 85. -LCK
From: kwijibo
[A fat, balding north-american ape]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 00:23
Good god those men are worse than ugly. Please please never ever let me be so horny and or desperate that I hook up with the likes of anyone like that in a place like that. "Robert Vaughn's" picture makes him look like some gay sado-masochist, gerbil-smothering leatherman. "Tommy Fleenor" looks a little bit like Terence Stamp (Zod) in that Superman movie. Kneel before Zod! Any guesses on which is the 85 year old? It's either Eugene Crane or Nelson Hall. I'm leaning toward Crane. Thank you, JCPD. Lock up the ugly homos and let the others alone.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 01:16
Yoko has the rights to such activity.......and she won't hear of it.
From: hoosierbitch [Isn't it pretty to think so?]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 06:58
Ya know, fucking in public is just nasty. Go home muthafuckers or get a motel room. You ain't Adam & Steve and that ain't the Garden of Eden so GO HOME. Its very hard to defend Gay rights when this dumb shit happens. The DAMRON guide publishes "cruisie spots" and hot public places to pick up men. The local governments need to go after them and every other such Gay Guide for promoting illegal activity. And yep, I'm a Lesbian, but I sure as fuck am not going to support this shit. If I'm in the park w/ my grandbabies and we see you fucking and sucking, you're going to be missing a nut sack. Fuckwit bastards.
From: guitarded [Jimi Vaughan]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 10:33
I feel bad for the under-growth.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 11:23
aye=think of the succulents
From: sp00k
Date: 4-Oct-2007 11:41
They tried a sting like that in a local park here. They nabbed local politicians, a news broadcaster, a minister, a couple people who worked at the police department and a load of other fags. The whole thing was thrown out of court because it was 'discriminatory because they targeted only homosexual activity'. One of the pervs filed a million dollar lawsuit because the sheriff's department violated his constitutional rights. (Didn't know you had the constitutional right to screw someone in the ass in a public park restroom). If my kid walked in on something like that, I'd be really tempted to come back with a baseball bat. I really don't care what these people do, just keep it in the damn closet.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 11:42
From: loveto [Jill Awf] Date: 4-Oct-2007 11:29 pity its not more acceptable to crave nameless homo fucking, or else this wouldn't have to happen. ________________________________ Well said, Jill!
From: teratomarty
[Self-made man]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 12:10
It's awfully cramped in the closet, Sp00k. Also, one would bump one's head on the clothesrail. I'll happily keep it in the privacy of my own home, though.
From: sp00k
Date: 4-Oct-2007 13:39
I'd even be pissed if it was a male and female screwing in public where some kid could walk in. WTF is wrong with people?
From: aulduron
[Aulduron]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 14:18
I bet, in this case, they have people watching out, and signaling each other. Only gay looking males would see anything, by accident.
From: karlkoch99 [karl]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 14:56
Must have been a really slow news day. The fact that this is seen as a news item worthy of print only underlines the fact that the US is packed with people that are alarmingly uptight and prudish(not to mention recklessly conservative). Funny, the US is also the world leader in porno production and consumtion. Anyway, who really cares that a bunch of ugly middle aged men get together in the woods and go at it with one another?? With ugly mugs like that, I'd say they were doing the general public a favor for finding a place a bit more out of the way. But no no, mansex MUST always be punished, even though it has been going on for thousands of years and will undoubtably go on for thousands more. I can only believe that this story would have never seen the light of day had the participants been between 18 and 30, good looking, with "porno ready" bodies to match. Thankfully, my home in Europe affords a veritable bounty of opportunitites to find hot,willing men -- all far removed from the social stigma that homosexual activities carries with it in America. In Germany for example, not only do the police turn a blind eye to virtually all of the high traffic crusing spots, one would never EVER run the risk of being "published" or "outed" in the local paper. Plus, there are many, many, bathhouses, saunas, even discos where sex(between men)is not only tolerated but often encouraged. I don't want to convey the idea that unsafe sex is encouraged, because that is certainly not the case. In such places condoms are almost without exception available free for the takin'. So, to all you undersexed horny fuckers out there --- save up your unemployment checks and book a trip to Europe. The men over here are on average better looking, far cleaner, free of hangups, and statistically proven far bigger under the beltline. (on average 4,5 inches in America compared to almost 7 in Western Europe) Sometimes you can even get lucky and find a cop that skates on both sides of the puck........A happy fag in the EU.
From: juanzaponatime [not your average fairy tail]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 15:05
One of my core beliefs: I don't sleep around. They all come over my house. Another one, of course, is: No man is an island, but some men's penisulas are nicer than others. Which leads me to apologize to Robert Frost: Whose woods these are I think I know His house is called The Precinct, though. He'll surely see me stopping here To watch his woods fill up with homo. All the guys that stop are queer. They do not know there's a policeman near, In his car beside the lake, As quiet as a white-tailed deer. The woods are lovely, dark and deep, And I have promises to keep: To "do" many men before I sleep. To "do" many men before I sleep.
From: sp00k
Date: 4-Oct-2007 15:25
From: karlkoch99 [karl] Date: 4-Oct-2007 14:56 Must have been a really slow news day... --------------------------------------------- So this is why things like the 'illegal dogging' story happen in europe?
From: 69rotten69 [oh yeah]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 16:10
(Cameras are rolling and the sheriff is giving an interview) Sheriff: Yeah, they had an elaborate cave setup - even had acrylic floors installed. (Deputy runs to sheriff and whispers something in his ear) Sheriff: No shit? (Embarrased grin back into camera)
From: sp00k
Date: 4-Oct-2007 16:14
 A little ivy would make the place look much nicer
From: juanzaponatime [not your average fairy tail]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 16:46
That would be Rhus radicans, to all you taxonomists and botanists out there. I would prefer Calla lillies myself. Such a lovely flower, he says, in his best Katherine Hepburn imitation to the great approval of the crowd.
From: coelacanth
Date: 4-Oct-2007 18:41
Fallout - one of the rowdy guys busted in the man cave sting has blown himself away. Johnson City Press Wednesday: One Jerry McCloud, 55, of Newland, NC was found dead from a self inflicted gunshot wound inside his home Tuesday. Wonder if that will give pause to the law enforcement types...
From: dipshitloser [andy]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 00:37
It seems really crooked that people's names and addresses are published in the paper for being charged, but not even convicted, of public sex. It says that in this town, the newspaper likes to punish people by printing a newspaper that gives mobs a map to supposed offenders houses. To the European who went on about shit in America, Johnson city, wherever the craphole is, sounds like a particularly bad place that isn't typical for the states. I am sure there are weird places in Europe too.
From: mikedime [mac]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 00:43
as a city parks worker i would have to say that if i ever came across something like that, i would first fall over laughing, and then run as fast as i could to my truck. what about this "undercover work", those fucking pigs probably got some old man cock and then used it for evidence, licking their lips the whole time. I risk my life everyday just like the po-nine, except that i don't carry any weapons, and i actually get out of my vehicle for the majority of the day...... i know i make a difference everyday, who is the real hero? oh wait, it is the retards playing g.i. joe in afghanistan that are the heros, fuck, wake up and make our own continent a better place first, dumb asses.
From: karlkoch99 [karl]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 05:02
With respect to the "illegal dogging" -- sure, that happens in Western Europe as well. But only in England is it considered a "crime".
From: cline91 [Carol]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 11:44
Hello rotten, Pastor Robert Riley is the pastor of my church (FBC of Rogersville) of course he isn't anymore and its a really sad thing that's happened. Just like most these men he has a family that has been destroyed by this. I can't say that i feel sorry for him whats so ever, its his own dang fault that this happened,.. should'nt been foolin around in the man cave.
Updated: 10-Oct-2007 14:04
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