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Trucker massacres Amish students
CNN | Submitted by: Graehme de Parke, Esq.
"It seems as though he wanted to attack young female victims, and this is close to his residence. That's the only reason we can figure that he went to the school."
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From: psydal [CRAZY/LAZY]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 14:33
Just thought I would stop in and see who yelled first. Good job.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Oct-2006 14:48
Well, another assbag saves taxpayers bucks by offing himself, but why take out amish girls? That's just fucked up.
From: rhag6942
[Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 14:49
Seven other girls were wounded in the attack, which police said appeared to be a revenge killing for an incident that occurred two decades ago. ________________________ That's the last time those assholes make fun of his electricity.
From: noodleboy
[Abstract Aardvark]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 14:51
Yet another early Christmas card for my electronically-mediated friends at DailyRotten (I think I'll make this a semi-daily feature until I get bored of it or the comic artist disables hotlinking):  
From: hawk3 [tritium]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 14:55
Amish girls are hott. What with those bonnets, petticoats, and a desire, given through the lord, to be an instrument to the lord and her husband. I just gave myself wood. Being limited to missionary and maybe doggy-style would suck though. Seriously though, what a waste of human life. Glad the perp offed himself.
From: goldamyass [Drucilla]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 14:57
Better the Amish than Shakers, I think they're down to 9 or so, since they aren't allowed to screw.
From: jenasaurusx
[Awesome!]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 15:03
AMISH ONE-ROOM SCHOOLHOUSE SHOOTINGS: I'm on it like a bonnet! "It seems as though he wanted to attack young female victims, and this is close to his residence. That's the only reason we can figure that he went to the school." I can think of another reason why he chose a school - because all the cool kid are doing it. Everyone knows that. Nerd.
From: reader57 [Rotten Reader]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 15:04
T'was the quilts, I tell ya, the quilts. They drive a man mad. When you're drivin' your milk truck up and down the roads... all the quilts are hanging on the clothes line, flappin'and flappin'and flappin'and flappin'and flappin'and flappin'and flappin'and flappin'.
From: digger [kerry]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 15:36
any bets on whether this is a good ole christian soldier?
From: rectum [Damn near killed 'em]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 15:47
WHAT A FUCKING COWARD! talk about an easy target..there is none weaker than a little amish girl! why wont one of these fucknuts go into PS26 in the Bronx or a school in compton? because they know they would get there ass handed to them on a fucking platter thats why. They have to go to backwater schools where the kids can hardly defend themselves from their cousins. fucking douchebag. glad his ass is dead and rotting. maybe the next rotten article will be one of those backwoods asswipes raping his corpse. that would be cool.
From: noodleboy
[Abstract Aardvark]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 15:47
I wonder if you could re-enable one-click links by doing this. Presenting the exact same installment of Martin the Satanic Racoon (by Gabe Martinez) presented above, but with a preview panel and a one-click link to the entire comic:  Full comic page deviously linked below:  Success!
From: conspiracy
[Theory]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 16:15
I agree with rectum. These are a peace loving people . Many will not even fight back ( from what I have read ) . I would have liked him to break into a bar with a Hells Angels party going on. MTC
From: viadolorosa
Date: 2-Oct-2006 16:21
Off topic... Does anyone know where I can access the "Today In Rotten History" section in it's entirety? I didn't find anything on it in the Rotten Library. Any help would be greatly appreciated.
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 16:25
As if it isn't bad enough that two or three Amish kids get killed by cars every year along rout 30(Tourists use it to gawk at Aimish,we use it to drive to work.Welcome to Pennsylvania.Now go the fuck home).Now this cowardly piece of shit does this.It makes me hope there really is a hell. This Amish are probably a little more consoled.They know there is a Hell(and they're not going there).
From: mister8ill [Mister Bill]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 16:28
Crazy fucker probably didn't get a blowjob from an Amish girl he picked up like 20 years ago.
From: reader57 [Rotten Reader]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 16:41
  I never can keep these two straight.
From: hempcolour [Hemp Colour]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 16:48
I'm not far from Bart and those buggies drive me mental some times...as do their puppy mills...but this is really sad.... Penntuckia...those poor kids....
From: badfingers [Fuck That]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 16:50
Jeez, poor amish girls, no electric vibrators then this. Damn, they were destined to lose their virginity in the back of a fuckin wagon anyway. Probably a mixed blessing, let this be a lesson, dont let your girls grow up to be AMISH.
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 16:59
those buggies drive me mental some times...as do their puppy mills...but this is really sad.... The buggies are a pain in the ass,but usually easy to pass if there isn't a train of tourists behind them thinking they aren't supposed to pass. And I agree the way a lot of Amish treat their animals is fucked up,I've seen horses with nasty open sores where whatever the rods that hook them to the buggy rub their sides. But most of the Amish that I've been around,and I've worked with a lot of them,are good people. This is really sad.
From: daftmonkeyminion [of Bertrand Russell]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 17:17
The Amish are the closest things on planet earth to virgins... maybe he was sacrificing to his gods. Don't worry, Shari, the bird's not really crying. He just has a leaky beaky.
From: weezuschrist [Personelle Savior - False Profit]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 18:08
killing all the amish girls like that, they just fucked their gene pool rather badly, as they arent the most genetically diverse peoples in the world... guess theyll have to pray to lord krondar for some more lady friends this generation.
From: letsamputate
[Chronic Limper]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 18:32
Now this story just plain pisses me off. They got no phones, cars or means of escape. I do know the Amish in MN like to exact 'prairie justice' Just who they are going to exact it on...I don't know. I agree with the other posters on his frail butt going into a NY PS or Compton or Watts. I wish one of the boys would have offed him.
From: davidicke
[David Icke]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 19:00
If only the Amish girls had been killed by Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold.. They speak German, I've heard, so they would have understood the KMFDM references. They probably would have been thoroughly confused, too, especially since KMFDM never advocated school shootings or any sort of crazy-ass, nonsensical violence. Blasting a schoolhouse full of Amish girls is like stealing candy from a baby, then shooting the baby. Honestly, if you want to fuck with the Amish, dress up in a devil costume and hide in one of their barns with some smoke bombs and firecrackers for dramatic effect. If you don't get stabbed with a pitchfork or kicked by a mule, you'll probably give the poor bastards heart attacks once they discover you. At any rate... that'll teach 'em for trusting Jesus!
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 19:05
KMFDM never advocated school shootings or any sort of crazy-ass, nonsensical violence. Then I'm misinformed.I thought their name meant Kill MotherFucking Depeche Mode.
From: spanker [Smoking Joe]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 19:05
As the old saying goes, don't cry over spilled milk unless it's mixed with blood. The perp was one hell of a coward, a POS through and through.
From: jondoe [LouisTheDamned]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 19:20
Well, somebody has to shoot the amish...
From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 20:09
perhaps the whole pacifist thing just doesn't work for the Amish anymore 
From: whitehelljumper [WhiteHelljumper]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 20:12
I can't believe that he did this over something that happened 20 years ago. Why does it always seem like when something bad happens to someone or someone is bullied too far, they just go around killing random people? Also to the guy who posted those little cartoons, Teflon bullets do NOT keep going through people anymore than a Full Metal Jacket bullet does, people seem to think that because some armour-piercing bullets were coated with teflon that means they help with the armour penetration when they just function as a jacket so the barrel isn't ruined by the hard material used in the anti-armour bullets.
From: nynmpseudo [Nynm Pseudo]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 20:45
The shooter was said to be "an exceptional father". No shit.
From: carolina
[Carol]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 21:48
the amish won't let their followers use modern convientses..if their kids leave to live in a modern life they shun them meaning they will never speak to them again. it's another male dominated society. but in this case the ambulance and hospital were ok. a lot of rotteneers always point out race with regard to crime here so let me point out school shootings seem to be done by white guys.it is true that there is none more innocent that a little amish girl.
From: noodleboy
[Abstract Aardvark]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 21:50
From: whitehelljumper [WhiteHelljumper]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 20:12
...
Also to the guy who posted those little cartoons, Teflon bullets do NOT keep going through people anymore than a Full Metal Jacket bullet does, people seem to think that because some armour-piercing bullets were coated with teflon that means they help with the armour penetration when they just function as a jacket so the barrel isn't ruined by the hard material used in the anti-armour bullets. Thanks for the tip. I'm sure if anybody is inspired to make Gabe Martinez's fever dream into a reality, he or she will appreciate the clarification. It just goes to show that one should never use comic strips as literal blueprints for our murderous rampages, no matter how professional and accurate they may look to the untrained eye.
From: 8nford
[tractor]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 22:52
"He was also carrying an assortment of tools and other items, including toilet paper, that led police to believe he was prepared for an extended siege." I know that every time I go batshit get into an armed standoff with the police, shoot up a school and kill a buncha kids, I always remember to bring my toilet paper. Cause after I die in a hail of bullets in a gruesome manner, I want to be sure I've got a clean asshole.
From: dirtyslut76
[slut]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 23:30
Another poster thought this would be fun to post on another thread. She is childless and was serious From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 22:53
Does anyone want to start a pool as to where the next school shooting will be?
I'm guessing it's going to be an elementary school next. In the past two weeks we've had...
-Regular school shotting with young kid
-Regular school shooting with old guy, AND HE MOLESTS THEM
-Then we backslid and had the kid shoot his vice principal (That kid's a loser!) - kind of weak, but...
-Now we've got Amish killer! It doesn't get better than that. Or does it...?
What's next? Where/ Who?
Elementary school in some hick state - the hick states never get much attention and those kind of rednecks get all caught up in trends like that or militias. I'll say...
12 Dead - Arkansas - elementary school - adult killer
Anyone else care to play?
From: noodleboy
[Abstract Aardvark]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 23:57
From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!]
Date: 2-Oct-2006 22:53
Does anyone want to start a pool as to where the next school shooting will be?
I'm guessing it's going to be an elementary school next. In the past two weeks we've had...
-Regular school shotting with young kid
-Regular school shooting with old guy, AND HE MOLESTS THEM
-Then we backslid and had the kid shoot his vice principal (That kid's a loser!) - kind of weak, but...
-Now we've got Amish killer! It doesn't get better than that. Or does it...?
What's next? Where/ Who?
Elementary school in some hick state - the hick states never get much attention and those kind of rednecks get all caught up in trends like that or militias. I'll say...
12 Dead - Arkansas - elementary school - adult killer
Anyone else care to play? 5 dead - Arizona, Nevada, or rural California - adult killer. Is there a reliable bookie on hand?
From: epontbri [Eric]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 05:25
The news won't tell you why he was "taking revenge" and everyone refuses to state why, because the answer cannot be printed in the news. It's rediculous, but this guy is taking revenve because of a girl who made fun of his small penis back in high school. See, he has one of those units that goes in instead of out, and results in about 3/4" when erect. And believe it, this pervert had every intention of molesting those girls too. Perverts across the country are all planning out their "revenge" this week and believe it, we're going to see much more of this in the near future.
From: gunlover [Doug]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 05:30
Tenn.,casino worker, jr. high, six dead 21 yr. olds.
From: insangel [tamarindo]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 05:44
What goes "Clippity clop BANG!" "Clippity clop BANG!"? An Amish drive-by shooting.
From: kuzzy [Kuzzy]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 07:52
From: dirtyslut76 [slut] Date: 2-Oct-2006 19:26 Did anyone ever see anything online exactly what this grudge this dude have from 20 years ago? --------------------------------------------------------------------- Apparently he was beaten, sodomized and had his milk money stolen by a roving band of Amish thugs years ago. Bastards serves em right.
From: nazi [DEATH]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 07:52
yes the kook was a white man , The only time the media will ever tell you which race a suspect is , Is when it is a white man , The facts have not changed across the united states , 70 percent of all homicides are committed by blacks , 20 percent are committed by hispanics , 10 percent are committed by other races and whites. WHITE REVOLUTION
From: kuzzy [Kuzzy]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 07:58
I wonder if the Amish talk dirty to each other during sex, with the woman screaming "Oh ye Oh ye Plow my fields you Abe Lincoln looking muther fucker! YE YE YE" Then instead of smoking a cig afterwards they like smoke a ham or something.
From: petone9 [petone9]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 08:37
It's been a bad week for high school girls. WHITE REVOLUTION - Start it today by turning the gun on yourself.
From: skorch [Skorch]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 08:44
Why don't these cowards ever attack a police barracks or NRA convention?...a bunch of unarmed, passivist, little girls...jeeez, what a hard target. Seems a lot of people are anxious to get into Hell these days...clawing at the doors, it seems. Oh, and teflon-coated bullets were created for the police...to crack engine blocks with. They were never sold over the counter to the general public, and no cops were ever killed with the "cop-killer" bullet.
From: nazi [DEATH]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 08:57
Hey (SKORCH) you are mistaken , Teflon coated slugs were available to the public for about a month before they were banned because they will penetrate body armor , i have 50 rounds in 357 caliber , i am saving for a special occasion.
From: nazi [DEATH]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 09:12
Oh , and by the way SKORCH , you are full of shit , ROFL do you just make up your bullshit posts with a WIJI board or do you spin the bottle. PS , non of this teflon bullshit matters anyway , Because if you really want to take out a person wearing body armor (ANY TYPE) then all you need a a High Powered large caliber rifle . Even a ww-1 vintage 8-mm mauser rifle will penetrate heavy body armor with ease.
From: pauli [mean, but considerate]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 09:13
this killer was definitly gay.
From: noodleboy
[Abstract Aardvark]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 09:15
From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 01:20
Noodle - Preschool, elementary school, middle school, high school, or college? High school or "alternative" "diversion" school, one or the other.
From: piscivore [Michael C. Scott]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 09:15
Penetrting armor is not rocket science. Turn your bullets out of nylon bar stock on a lathe. Load your own mmo with a cse full of a fast-burning powder behind each nylon bullet. Blue Dot would work well, I suspect. Or just use a rifle. I never had much use for pistols, anyway. If this asshat was going to waste himself, why didn't he just do it at home, instead of hurting some little girls?
From: nazi [DEATH]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 09:26
PISCIVORE , yes you are correct , the motherfucker was a coward killing defenseless girls like that , Now i would have had a little respect for him if he had chosen MOSQUE and wiped out 20 or more Anti American MUSLIM scum.
From: nazi [DEATH]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 09:30
PETONE 9 , STFU , its to bad your not white huh , ROFL . Hey petone , Whiten Up . Haaa Haaa Haaaa
From: portajohn316 [portajohn316]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 10:02
We need to start exacting justice people in a fast and cruel way. The shooters enitire immediate family and all first cousins should be shot. SO the next guy knows whats gonna happen. I really hope somebody is headed to that shooters house with flex ties, lubricant, toilet paper and weapons loaded. Same thing with those fuckers in the middle east. Asswipe Bush needs to tell them every city in the US is as sacred as Mecca, fuck with any one of them, or any building in the city and watch Mecca go up in a mushroom cloud during the Hajj.
From: skorch [Skorch]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 10:09
Nazi, your a liar, you don't own any teflon coated bullets, and from your posts your probably 12 years old. And calibers above .357 will penetrate most normal police armour, anyway. Back to the original thread...they just announced the perv was a child molester and brought "lubricant" with him to the schoolhouse. Our Glorious Governor "Fast Eddie" just announced he knows of no way to stop this kind of thing. Putting all child molesters in jail forever comes to mind...
From: kuzzy [Kuzzy]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 10:16
Hey Nazi What the fuck is a WIJI board?
From: udontknow [Jack]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 10:25
From: nazi [DEATH]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 07:52
yes the kook was a white man , The only time the media will ever tell you which race a suspect is , Is when it is a white man , The facts have not changed across the united states , 70 percent of all homicides are committed by blacks , 20 percent are committed by hispanics , 10 percent are committed by other races and whites.
WHITE REVOLUTION LOL. Where do you come up with this shit?
From: jenasaurusx
[Awesome!]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 10:51
Here's THE DAILY ROTTEN SCHOOL SHOOTING POOL so far - the more detail the better (and no you may not actually commit a school shooting or orchestrate a school shooting to win): From: bugeyedb [BugEyedB] Date: 3-Oct-2006 00:03 I'll say a baptist (or fundamentalist) youth "get together" in Oklahoma. 2 bite the bullet, 9 wounded. Teen killer. NEXT! From: nynmpseudo [Nynm Pseudo] Date: 3-Oct-2006 00:17 I go for Kalifornika, an outside stalker type inspired by the Aimish shootings. From: maidenmaiden [whatever] Date: 3-Oct-2006 06:05 it will be Biily Bob in Texas, one dead (the perp)- 7 kids shoot him when he pulls his weapon... From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!] Date: 2-Oct-2006 22:53 Elementary school in some hick state - the hick states never get much attention and those kind of rednecks get all caught up in trends like that or militias. I'll say...12 Dead - Arkansas - elementary school - adult killer From: noodleboy [Abstract Aardvark] Date: 2-Oct-2006 23:57 5 dead - Arizona, Nevada, or rural California - adult killer. High school or "alternative" "diversion" school, one or the other. From: gunlover [Doug] Date: 3-Oct-2006 05:30 Tenn.,casino worker, jr. high, six dead 21 yr. olds. From: athenstexman [Ron] Date: 3-Oct-2006 05:58 Trade school (Devry?), Ohio, white male shooter (pretty much a given), 3 dead From: udontknow [Jack] Date: 3-Oct-2006 10:30 I predict the Pacific Northwest. Lots of loonies there, especially Northern Idaho.
From: kuzzy [Kuzzy]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 11:00
deepcreek You must shun the sins of the flesh and of shanks of ham.. bless you, go and sin no more my child.
From: udontknow [Jack]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 11:15
Ok jena, here are more details: White dude, trailer trash Walmart employee or backwoods wingnut, women victims, 6 dead.
From: evildave [Evil Dave]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 11:20
Here's a link to an article with the molestation angle. You'll have to remove the space between the first and second line for it to work when you paste it into the address bar. http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23369377-details/ Amish+assassin+and+his+20-year+grudge+against+girls/article.do This is a simple case of murder/suicide. The guy hated himself and wanted to die, and was too lazy and cowardly to seek help (that social stigma for mental illness) or just do himself in. So, he needed to do something so horrible and loathesome that he couldn't possibly live for another second, and turn the gun on himself. In this case, he blew holes through several little girls' heads (the body count will keep going up, and the 'survivors' will be veggies, I guarantee it). One little girl (Hates himself a bit more.) Two little girls (Hates himself a little more.) Three little girls (Maybe loathes himself a bit.) Four little girls (Definitely loathes himself a bit more.) Five little girls (Loathes himself a bit more.) Six little girls (Sort of wants to eat a bullet.) Seven little girls (Definitely wants to eat a bullet. Better do one more to be sure.) Eight little girls (That does it. Shoots self.)
From: weapon [Of Mass Destruction]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 11:40
I think those Teflon coated bullets were called "Black Rhino " .... some others were on the market before they were pulled. My prediction is .... high school , by a student , 3 killed , South Dakota
From: kuzzy [Kuzzy]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 11:44
Is it considered sacrilegious to make jokes about the Amish? Cause I dont wanna burn in hell or nothin.
From: rectum [Damn near killed 'em]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 12:00
Okay jena, heres my take: jr. high in mid west, adult perv (male), doesnt make it in the front door before some badass good ole boys kicks his ass. perv dies of blunt head trauma, boys are given medals of heroism. Im thinking we might start seeing some serial killer going after pervs. that would be so awesome.
From: nazi [DEATH]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 12:09
(SKORCH) i just checked the brand name on my box of shells , they are called black rhino , teflon coated ,125 grains. 357 Magnum. Skorch , just because you are full of bullshit , that does not mean the rest of us are , I suggest you refrain from posting from now on because it only makes you look like an uneducated jackass .
From: tacstar24 [steve]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 12:18
the rounds are called BLACK TALONS. they only made the name illegal they are still made under the name STARFIRE same ballistics as talons made by pmc ammunition mfg. iirc.
From: tacstar24 [steve]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 12:21
my bad there were some called black rhino. smacks noob self in head.
From: skorch [Skorch]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 12:22
*Sigh* -- Black Rhino bullets are a kind of "plastic bullet" which came out in the mid 90's...they are not the teflon-coated "cop killer" bullets that the gun-ghoulies passed legislation to ban. Not only that, they don't work anyway. "A little poking around by ABC produced a segment featuring testing by the prestigious H. P. White Labs of the Black Rhino ammunition that was available at the time. The claims of David Keen, the inventor of Black Rhino, were shot full of holes when a typical policeman's protective vest wasn't. The Black Rhino round performed about as well as a conventional high-speed hollowpoint, denting the test material but falling far short of penetration. Fired into ballistic gelatin, it produced cavities no more impressive than those created by hollowpoints that have been on the market for decades. And the ammunition demonstrated such erratic velocities that it could not reliably cycle the action of a semiautomatic pistol. Any home reloader who discovered, as H. P. White did, a 25 to 35 per cent variation in projectile speed would junk that batch and start over." -- Robert A. Lucas, National Review If Nazi has any of these dogs and shoots a really big cop in the vest with them, he's gonna get stun-gunned and then beat severely about the head and neck with a nightstick...after this crappy ammo jams his gun...
From: nazi [DEATH]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 12:24
SKORCH , and by the way , Here is how stupid you really are , The teflon coating that was applied to so called COP KILLER ammo was banned , But the teflon coating was only there in order to protect the gun barrel from the tungsten or brass alloy during firing the gun, The teflon coating on the slug has absolutly nothing to do with the ability to penetrate body armor . SKORCH you stupid fuck , You are not worthy to speak to me ever again .
From: kuzzy [Kuzzy]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 12:32
If Nazi has any of these dogs and shoots a really big cop in the vest with them, he's gonna get stun-gunned and then beat severely about the head and neck with a nightstick...after this crappy ammo jams his gun... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- That visual made me laff.. assuming Nazi has a bald head 
From: weapon [Of Mass Destruction]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 12:34
I said Black Rhino first .... THEN others knew what they had ...... Hmmmmm  I'm an asshole ..... Yep
From: skorch [Skorch]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 12:41
Nazi, you ignorant slut...I never said anything about what the teflon coating does. Your ass-suming shit again. and you have no teflon-coated "cop-killer" bullets...but I have an old box of .303 armour-piercing from WWII...
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 12:43
jena, maybe Michigan. Before I left there, I heard of lots of threats from kids who got caught plotting (or so it seemed) after the columbine shootings. I hope I am wrong, tho just for the record.
From: jaindough
[Turdblossom]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 12:50
When I first heard this I had the sirius on and was running around the house cleaning up and shit. My first thought was how in the hell did an amish guy get a cel phone and how long did it take for the emergency buggies to get to the scene.
From: rhag6942
[Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 13:03
From: nazi [DEATH] Date: 3-Oct-2006 09:26 _____________________________ Agree with you on one point Nazi, these assholes that are obsessed with shooting up schools should switch to mosques instead. You must know some real gun nuts - can you talk the idea up in your circle of friends? I'll print some T-Shirts up if you think it would help: "Killing our way to Heaven, One goatfucker at a time." 
From: petone9 [petone9]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 13:06
Nazi - what are you waiting for? The white race needs you NOW. Start the WHITE REVOLUTION. Eat those fancy (imaginary) bullets you have for dinner. OK? Brown skin makes good kin.
From: nazi [DEATH]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 13:12
OK SKORCH , you stubborn ASSCLOWN , i guess you are OK KINDA, now we can be friends , But that doesnt mean we will be taking long hot showers together until the wee hours of the morning , YOU GOT THAT . Now , go wrap 20 yards of Teflon Tape around yourself and go get shot out of a cannon.
From: nazi [DEATH]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 13:23
What was that PETONE , Brown skin in trash bin . Fuck La Conquista , Fuck La Raza , Fuck every racist Anti American , SHITASS Mexican that marched in los angeles last summer burning Our Flags and demanding rights they do not deserve . And also Petone , Tell your Brown skined marxist scumbag brothers that the red white and blue flags you Hispanics burned in los angeles belonged to not only white americans , But many many races that all call themselfs AMERICANS and love the USA , And 80% of us OWN guns , Hey MEXICANS , Try to march in the USA again Burning our FLAG , I DARE you.
From: nazi [DEATH]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 13:31
You are all welcome to visit myspace profile , My nickname there is (Totenhawk) Have fun.
From: redrubberballs
[salty]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 13:33
I predict the next shooting will be in California - 5 dead - 4 students and one teacher. Shooter will be a rejected cheerleader.  gimme a vee !
From: nazi [DEATH]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 13:38
Sorry that will not work , But this does. go to http://www.myspace.com/totenhawk
From: gelcaker
Date: 3-Oct-2006 13:56
For ikthool- KMFDM stands for "kein mitleid fur die merheit"; German for "No Pity For The Majority."
From: carlton [chris]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 13:57
Nazi/toten Petone is not worth even exchanging words with. She is /angry/black/female/a mother /gay , and if you are none of those , she will fuck with you every chance she gets , because she has no life. TAG .... your it. She's sorta like a female version of your stupid ass. Saw your my space , you are such a fucktard. Enjoy Opie.
From: troll [Secret Identity]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 14:00
Here's my dating advice for the young white girls: White is right. Turn brown down. Put the black back!
From: misterjeff
[(actually it's Steve)]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 14:32
Multiple reliable sources I have come across all point to how KMFDM created their name by stringing along words that were use in headlines in a newspaper they were looking at, not Kill Mother Fucking Depeche Mode like all the retards claim.
From: misterjeff
[(actually it's Steve)]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 14:34
From: piscivore [Michael C. Scott] Date: 3-Oct-2006 09:15 Penetrting armor is not rocket science. Turn your bullets out of nylon bar stock on a lathe. Load your own mmo with a cse full of a fast-burning powder behind each nylon bullet. Blue Dot would work well, I suspect. Or just use a rifle. I never had much use for pistols, anyway. If this asshat was going to waste himself, why didn't he just do it at home, instead of hurting some little girls? ---- Excuse my dumb question but how can a plastic bullet hold up to the demands of being fired and maintain enough proper shape and THEN pierce body armor?
From: pball [packing heat]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 14:43
"(CNN) -- Pennsylvania schoolhouse killer Charles Carl Roberts IV told his wife he molested young relatives 20 years ago and was dreaming about molesting children again, police said Tuesday. --- Pennsylvania State Police Commissioner Jeffrey Miller said Roberts may have targeted the school for its girl students and -- given various items found in the school -- intended to molest the children. Roberts brought KY Jelly lubricant to the schoolhouse where the assault occurred...'It's very possible that he intended to victimize these children in many ways prior to executing them and killing himself.' --- Police found a checklist in Roberts' truck that "matches the evidence found and recovered in the school," Miller said. The list included tape, eyebolts, a hose, bullets, guns, binoculars, earplugs, flashlights, wood and candles; many of the items were checked off. A 2-by-4 board of wood found in the school had 10 large eyebolts that were spaced about 10 inches apart, Miller said. 'It's important to note that we had 10 victims at that time that were in the school,' he said. --- Roberts also wrote in suicide notes that he was mad at God for how his baby, Elise, died just 20 minutes after being born prematurely nine years ago, Miller said." Now, I'm as morbid and disturbed as anybody you'll find on here, but...christ almighty, what a sick twisted fuck he was. Seriously, this isn't even something I would have thought of if you had asked me "what's the lowest thing to do you can think of"...maybe barbecuing kittens, but molesting, torturing and executing Amish schoolgirls is just totally off that charts.
From: mister8ill [Mister Bill]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 14:46
I probably shouldn't be putting in for the school shooting pool, especially because my mom is a teacher in a rural hick school, but fuck it. One death, 6 mildly annoyed, New England state, shooter is 16 year old jock who's pulling a prank with a BB gun. Death happens when BB hits a hemophiliac in an artery. Nazi, a tip for your white revolution. Castrate yourself first. It'll be a sign of the "purity" of your cause....or it'll just stop you from reproducing you worthless cunt.
From: kuzzy [Kuzzy]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 15:38
I made a pretty good amish/polio joke and nobody even noticed! I'm going to go cry now. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- My Amish joke was funnier tho.. I even made someone tork their coffee all over their keyboard
From: chaotic66 [friar tuck]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 17:01
The news won't tell you why he was "taking revenge" and everyone refuses to state why, because the answer cannot be printed in the news. It's rediculous, but this guy is taking revenve because of a girl who made fun of his small penis back in high school. See, he has one of those units that goes in instead of out, and results in about 3/4" when erect. o.k. he was 12 20 years ago, he was in sixth grade. from what i hear, he got tied up by a bunch of girls when he was little.... but why go after the amish? whyt not just go after the person you have a grudge agaist?
From: petone9 [petone9]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 17:19
To Chris - Thanks for your input! Why don't you go back and play with Nazi on his MYSPACE page? You're not really adding much to this conversation. Chump. Signed, All you said I was and MORE...HAHAHA!
From: jimmyspeedracer [jamie]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 17:41
This world is all fucked up.
From: daftmonkeyminion [of Bertrand Russell]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 17:57
Good work on your COOL Amish joke, kuzzy! You're welcome.
From: jumbo [mumbo]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 18:30
Roberts' wife stated to us that Roberts took the loss of their child Elise very hard. Elise was a child born prematurely nine years ago. We were able to confirm that through the records of the county. Nine years ago, and she lived for approximately 20 minutes. Maybe the guy was pissed at God because if it wasn't for the miscarriage he could be dressing Elise up like Jon Benet when he wasn't molesting her on the internet.
From: mayak [fuck off]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 18:37
Pathetic old man acting out on shit that happened 20 years ago and taking it out on young girls? Good fucking riddance. Statistics show men more likely to abuse their kids as they were themselves in their childhood..I'd keep an eye on his kids.
From: onedumbguy [not smart]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 20:10
From: nazi [DEATH] Date: 3-Oct-2006 13:38 Sorry that will not work , But this does. go to http://www.myspace.com/totenhawk you are a LOSER
From: thegrimsleeper [big sleep]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 20:12
I'm reminded of "The Exiles" by Bradbury, only slightly less dramatic.
From: prettysneaky
[pretty sneaky]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 20:41
Buffalo Springfield For What It's Worth Stephen Stills, 1966 There's something happening here What it is ain't exactly clear There's a man with a gun over there Telling me I got to beware I think it's time we stop, children, what's that sound Everybody look what's going down There's battle lines being drawn Nobody's right if everybody's wrong Young people speaking their minds Getting so much resistance from behind I think it's time we stop, hey, what's that sound Everybody look what's going down What a field-day for the heat A thousand people in the street Singing songs and carrying signs Mostly say, hooray for our side It's time we stop, hey, what's that sound Everybody look what's going down Paranoia strikes deep Into your life it will creep It starts when you're always afraid You step out of line, the man come and take you away We better stop, hey, what's that sound Everybody look what's going down Stop, hey, what's that sound Everybody look what's going down Stop, now, what's that sound Everybody look what's going down Stop, children, what's that sound Everybody look what's going down
From: cheshirecat [James Bong]
Date: 4-Oct-2006 00:32
He didn't want there to be a Witness. -- CC
From: cheshirecat [James Bong]
Date: 4-Oct-2006 07:26
The 20 year old grudge: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090329/
From: evildave [Evil Dave]
Date: 4-Oct-2006 22:17
They tracked down the two kids (now adults) he allegedly molested, and they don't recall anything about ever being molested. And he shot TEN little girls. Some of them he shot A LOT. Five dead, five probably just waiting to die of 'complications' while they gurgle on a respirator. So edit my previous comment to 'shoots three more to be sure, then kills himself'. The guy was just trying to get it up so he could do himself. Standard murder+suicide scumbag. Nothing interesting to see here. Move along. I think they should provide a suicide service for people like this. Can't screw up the courage to pull the trigger? We'll pull it for you! It would save lives... at least lives that probably aren't utterly worthless.
From: dittyd [dittyd]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 08:10
Ok, here's my plan. I got a sixteen gauge from a buddy of mine and he had a bagload of cassings. There is a school near my flat where little children run and play. Since it is all the rage to kill onseself while taking out a number of innocent people I shall claim my share. but wait, I change my mind... I will blow my head off without killing others, you shall always remember me as a hero now.. I saved the lives of, ohhh, lets say 15 kids.. they should make a movie about me... good times,  d
From: morte266 [Old and Tired]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 12:16
Uh, guys I really hate to break it to you, but most of the things you are posting about piercing body armor won't be that effective... Thankfully
From: darka [anthony]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 20:38
Don't fuck with the Amish , they will Smite you.
From: disgruntworker [employee of the month]
Date: 6-Oct-2006 14:34
It sure sucks being Amish
Updated: 9-Oct-2006 13:32
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