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Singing Condom
Telegraph UK | Submitted by: RubberyPubes
Titled "Protective Cover", its lyrics include: "I am the condom friend ever useful to you" and "I am made in different colours with fragrance".

The team of sheathed singers continue: "Some men and women say I don't satisfy their desire.

"I am good-natured and provide satisfaction. I am for you, do not neglect me.

"I save you and increase your longevity."
Read article... Comments (17)

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 9-May-2008 12:35

And now.. Ladies and Gentlement...

The moment you've all been waiting for..


I give you..


"THE SINGING CONDOMS!"...

(Screams and cheers)

From: dennisisevil [Dennis]
Date: 9-May-2008 12:39

Somebody must really have a lot of time on their hands to think zany crap like this up.

From: thepube [adarklittlesecret]
Date: 9-May-2008 12:51

Hey, if it get's the leg over who can blame them
Neat costumes. Must have cost a fortune.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 9-May-2008 12:59

That'll look great on a resume.


Yes, I was a singing condom!



Fucking idiots.

From: doughnutman [guesswhy]
Date: 9-May-2008 13:20

"Our main target groups are people vulnerable to the HIV virus like sex workers, transsexuals or truck drivers,”

Damn, driving a truck in India must be either very dangerous or very fun.

From: crapola [Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 9-May-2008 15:00

"I am good-natured and provide satisfaction."

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I do not need you for that any more. My condom satisfies me. Make me a sandwich.

From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 9-May-2008 15:00

condoms are horrible

i prefer withdrawal

From: theidiot [thevillageidiotiam]
Date: 9-May-2008 15:43

how can a condom sing when its full of cum and pussy juices?

From: magnoliasimms [magnoliasimms]
Date: 9-May-2008 15:44

This song is fuckin' AWESOME!
That's all I'm gonna say.

From: crapola [Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 9-May-2008 16:26

Isn't it about the time where someone is supposed to say something about load volume?

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 9-May-2008 16:50

still more entertaining that Blue Man Group. can you believe those shleps are still together?

From: barbarossa58 [Phallus Maximus]
Date: 9-May-2008 16:58

'Blue Moon' and 'By a Waterfall' would be outside my realm.

From: bungmunch [muncher of bung]
Date: 9-May-2008 17:02

From: crapola [Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 9-May-2008 16:26

Isn't it about the time where someone is supposed to say something about load volume?

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agreed, but let's hear it from DS, or egg

From: sp00k
Date: 9-May-2008 21:40

Someone needs to make up English subtitles for this. A BlueCommey posted a link to 'Indian Thriller'a few months ago. I think it's funny as hell
But then again Im a bit warped.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zDKcevMFUCo

From: seeteufel [ciccio]
Date: 10-May-2008 12:32

Spook, see you and raise you one:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/49765/

From: seeteufel [ciccio]
Date: 10-May-2008 12:36

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm
According to this BBC report, western condoms are to big for the average Indian.
Nothing new there.

Updated: 10-May-2008 12:36
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