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Liquid Boom
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"A gang of girls may have used the internet to make a bomb that killed a man and destroyed three homes in their feud with another teenager."
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From: flayed [Flayed]
Date: 10-May-2008 03:37
Teenage girls are, by and large, the most vicious people alive.
From: flayed [Flayed]
Date: 10-May-2008 03:47
It just seems to me that teenage girls are a dangerous lot. Not all of them of course; the worst seem to be the preppy "populars". My cousin was utterly tormented in HS by a group of older chicks, and not just in school. They'd go to her house and try fucking with her. Girls also fought way more at my school then guys.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:08
Anyone want to place a wager as to the ethnicity of these gals ? WTF is, in the words of Marvin Gaye, "Goin' on". Some of the Pubic Industries stories that have appeared this morning are DAYS old. Duder/rottenstaff must have finally taken a break from GTA, and found a bunch of stuff down the back of the sofa. Was probably searching for stale Cheerios or some of those horrible cheesy snacks you have, the onese whith the Cheetah on the packet , that dye your fingers orange and leave your hands smelling like Gnu spunk for days.
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:19
"methyl ethyl ketone peroxide, which can be made from readily available ingredients using instructions found on the internet" that is the activator for polyester (fiber glass) resin. It is extremely caustic. Good luck making it from instructions on the internet.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:20
From: flayed [Flayed] Date: 10-May-2008 03:37 Teenage girls are, by and large, the most vicious people alive. ------------------------ No fucking shit. I escaped most of the derision from the 'Harpies' in high-school because I was physically beautiful. But these bitches hold grudges against other girls....in contrast, to the average guys; who will engage in a violent fist-fight, and afterwards blow it off and commence, to drink together.
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:22
From: cainmarko666 [cain marko] Date: 10-May-2008 04:07 There was a fight at a local high school involving 600 kids, all girls.!! ------------ Did the best orgasm of your life occur shortly after?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:26
From: thepube [adarklittlesecret] Date: 10-May-2008 04:08 Anyone want to place a wager as to the ethnicity of these gals ? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't be a bloody fool..........Swedes every last one of them.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:26
I escaped most of the derision from the 'Harpies' in high-school because I was physically beautiful. But these bitches hold grudges against other girls....in contrast, to the average guys; who will engage in a violent fist-fight, and afterwards blow it off and commence, to drink together. -------------- Not only do they hold grudges against other girls, they turn all other girls against the target girl. The whole lunch room table organizational chart is brutal, just brutal.
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:27
Chicks hold grudges, ban together, and adopt a "mob mentality" when they go crazy, whereas guys seem to shoot up schools by themselves or with their only friend (apparently it is very bonding moment).
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:27
I spent the evening surrounded by half dressed, sweaty teenage girls the other day. It was a Pubette's tryout for the county netball squad. How anyone can find 12-13 year olds "sexy" is beyond my understanding. They are still kids and are, in the main, thouroughly obnoxious, self centred and gawky. There is something fundamentally wrong with anyone , older than 20, who finds teenagers in any way attractive. In fact I would go so far as to say that such "men" should be put down. They are clearly a danger and , worse, lacking in discenment. The best kind of partner is, IMHO, a fully developed woman. Preferably a deaf mute.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:30
Wife and I are planning to adopt four teenaged girls from the state home for wayward girls. We will name them Methyl, Ethyl, Ketone and Peroxide.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:31
Pubus, ARE they cleaning up the filthy river?
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:32
I doubt very much if the girls involved had the intelligence to make anything from details found on the internet. My guess is they poured paraffin through the letterbox and it vapourised. It was quite warm yesterday in London. Positively tropical, that's why the girls were out and about, they felt at home. The poor sod who died was from Pakistan. You know that dangerous country. Bet he is ( or would be if he was in a state to consider) regretting his choice now.
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:33
I'm a Bad Man and I deserve to Die, on the other hand no I don't.!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "There is something fundamentally wrong with anyone , older than 20, who finds teenagers in any way attractive."
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:33
From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone] Date: 10-May-2008 04:27 DS, what in gods name are you doing up so early? ------------ I slept a couple hours. I'll sleep more later - I am off today, so I will be screaming at all you on and off for the rest of the day.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:34
"Pubus, ARE they cleaning up the filthy river?" If you are referring to the Thames, it is cleaner than it has been for years, give or take the odd dismembered African infant. If you are referring to the festering river of shit that comprises the population of "London" , I fear not. All is lost.
From: donkeyhotey [sir vantes]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:43
 No doubt the parents are grateful that their little darlings weren't using the 'Net to download PORN!
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:44
My worse offense on a fellow classmate was to TP their house. Although, I do know someone who had left a message on someone's parents' answering machine, saying it was "Planned Parenthood" and asking them to call them back to receive the results of their pregnancy test. That was a wee bit evil, I must admit.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:47
Yes luv....the first was foremost, probably because I undoubtedly wish to disassociate myself with any horridness I deem Anti-English. The last of a dying breed.
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:54
Hey, DD, BTW - I'm doing ok (to answer your question on the old? FFA). Thanks. And I hope you have a gaggle of tween daughters that are plotting to make your life a living hell soon.
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 10-May-2008 05:14
At the end of March, we had eight straight days of updates. April was rough with only two or three updates a week. It's been six weeks since we had a Saturday update. It's been 'I don't know how long' since duder updated in the AM (my time). Looking at the archives, it seems the trend of less frequent updates is expanding. A gap of two days wasn't as common in the past. Now a gap of three days seems normal. ....I'm sure it's Your fault.
From: pontius
Date: 10-May-2008 05:19
How much spare time do you have on your hands to run stats on how often duder updates his site? Sweet Jeez H. hanging-on-a-spinning-fan Christ!
From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 10-May-2008 05:23
How's your poverty of thought this morning? Blow an Irish donkey! 
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 10-May-2008 05:23
About as much as you do to comment on it. It took but a simple glance at the archive. wtf do you think I spent hours on that? Perhaps it might take you some time, but I can count to three really fast!
From: sensuous
Date: 10-May-2008 05:24
Other than the occasional fight. I never really did anything else. That I can remember anyway. I did think about getting my squirt guns, fill them with bleach and blast the dumb bitches.
From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 10-May-2008 05:27
From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion] Date: 10-May-2008 03:11  Acceptable losses. Particularly the clothes.
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 10-May-2008 05:32
The worst pain I ever felt was delivered by a teenage girl. We were at a school dance. She was the hottest chick in school. All the guys wanted her, (though I'm sure most didn't know what they wanted her for). A slow dance started, she sauntered over to me, grabbed me by the upper arms and looked longingly up into my eyes and asked me if I wanted to dance... She looked so good...I thought she was going to kiss me.... I said Yes. She smiled...and kneed me right in the nuts. Down I went, writhing and moaning while a crowd gathered to stare. Very, very painful. Very, very humiliating. It took ten minutes before I could stand and make my way home. I wanted to kill the stupid bitch. ...alas, she had a gaggle of older brothers who made it clear that retaliation wasn't in my best interest. My nads still shrivel up when I think about it.
From: daredebbil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 05:36
Hey hey hey, yur lookin hawt there sensuous! 
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 05:43
Thanx DS luv.......but that sort of stress I would well avoid. I would like to fuck you though; I don't have an enormous cock as shown on some of these extreme 'rotten' posts, but it stays hard enough to get the job done.......and I'm a foreplay master! (soaked or your money back)
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 05:50
And I saw '28 weeks later' on HBO earlier....that shit ain't for the faint of heart I can tell you what!
From: loriforgie [lori]
Date: 10-May-2008 05:57
MEKP is a catalyst for fiberglass resin. I used to work at a place that made fiberglass pipe. Me and other women would crawl around inside of the pipe looking for surface air bubbles that we would then sand out. Then we would take a PAPER CUP, and mix a strong solution of MEKP and resin together. It was called a "paint coat". You only had a few minutes to get back in the pipe and paint coat as much of the sandings you did quickly because the stuff would start to get hot, then smoke, then bubble and then turn hard. But still people like I said we used PAPER CUPS to mix it up in.
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 10-May-2008 06:07
From: daredevil [CameronVale] Date: 10-May-2008 05:43 Thanx DS luv.......but that sort of stress I would well avoid. I would like to fuck you though; I don't have an enormous cock as shown on some of these extreme 'rotten' posts, but it stays hard enough to get the job done.......and I'm a foreplay master! (soaked or your money back) ________________ I was oblivious to the fact I was soliciting sex on here, DD. Although, I have seen the movie 28 Days Later in the theater and own it on DVD, in fact. I think I need to consult with someone at the local free mental health clinic hotline. Excuse me for a moment.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-May-2008 06:42
Dayum, we used to use MEK without the peroxide to clean the rollers and other rubber bits in fax, copiers and printers. Works great, just wear gloves and don't breath alot. Also when I was young my step dad had a small plastics business. When it came to the liquid stuff we always used paper cups to mix, etc. I don't remember what kind the one was but the old man mixed some catalyst ( it was a two part catalyst ) in a cup, set it down for a minute to do something on the mold, and whoosh, flames 6 foot high shooting outta the cup. He was lucky that he'd set it down on concrete. Comes and gets me, and says watch this, mixes up a batch, sets it on the floor and tells me to keep back. Soon I could see smoke and then Woosh! Damn that was cool. Wish I knew what the fuck it was though.
From: wingedmonkeyminion [Satan Himself]
Date: 10-May-2008 07:00
Does the catalyst have a crusty butt too?
From: bert [Bert]
Date: 10-May-2008 07:09
(quote) that is the activator for polyester (fiber glass) resin. It is extremely caustic. Good luck making it from instructions on the internet. (end quote) It takes seconds to find procedures, a couple of hours and minimal skill to buy the ingredients (at a Wal-Mart or hardware store) and prepare MEK peroxide or acetone peroxide. Surviving the attempt to use or store them is where kids usually have the need for "good luck" with the organic peroxide explosives. They are too sensitive, reactive and unstable for military or industrial use. Kewl teenagers and terrorists are the usual users. BTW, when you use MEK peroxide as a catalyst, it is not the pure chemical but a mixture of the chemical and a solvent carrier which de-sensitizes it a good deal.
From: donkeyhotey [sir vantes]
Date: 10-May-2008 07:28
 Careful there, Bert. With that kind of expertise, you could end up on a DHS watch list.
From: bert [Bert]
Date: 10-May-2008 07:49
donkeyhotey, I have federal licenses to both manufacture and import explosives. I certainly should be on several Fed Gov lists...
From: donkeyhotey [sir vantes]
Date: 10-May-2008 08:08
Crikeys Bert! I'd imagine that would complicate air travel for you a bit. I mean, considering that my 79 year-old mother drew the scrutiny of no fewer than 3 TSA agents at McCarran Airport for trying to board a Delta flight with an expired drivers license...
From: number2
[we want information]
Date: 10-May-2008 08:34
From: thepube [adarklittlesecret] Date: 10-May-2008 04:08 Anyone want to place a wager as to the ethnicity of these gals ? ********************************************* when was the last time you heard about black/hispanic/insert your favorite ethnic minority hear chicks attacking with domestic liquid explosives, though? that one seams to be a white thing
From: bert [Bert]
Date: 10-May-2008 08:38
TSA agents are not allways the sharpest tools in the shed. I am careful not to board airplanes wearing my work clothes... I've known people who merely walked through a quarry on the blasted loose rock to be pulled out of the queue when their boots tested positive for explosive residue.
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 10-May-2008 09:37
Foreign affairs warning: http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1739053,00.html?cnn=yes Idiots are considering an American invasion of Myanmar. Shouldn't there be an amendment to the Constitution limiting the number of invasions of foreign countries to less than one a year? There's no hope. Rally round the family.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 10-May-2008 10:29
<<She later told police that a liquid the colour of Ribena and smelling of rotten eggs had been poured through her letterbox between 9am and 11am.>> Smelling of rotten eggs? I swear it wasn't me, I haven't been liquefied yet. I swear to gosh! <<She was rescued from the rubble by Andrew Haynes, 44, a gravedigger, and two friends after they saw her arm poking through the rubble and heard her screams for help.>> Bwaaaaaaa, how ironic that it was a gravedigger that dug her out of the rubble and saved her life. What a bunch of cruel cunts, hope they rot in prison for a long time.
From: arod42
[Alex]
Date: 10-May-2008 10:30
"Mr Qureshi’s body was removed from the rubble on Thursday night by firefighters. Originally from Pakistan, the businessman had recently finished a postgraduate degree in computing." This is the best part. How ironic to move from Pakistan only to be blown up by a makeshift bomb in England.
From: pontius
Date: 10-May-2008 11:03
"I am careful not to board airplanes wearing my work clothes..." -------------- I don't know where you come from, but never in my life have I seen a person being allowed onto an airplane wearing working clothes, explosive residues or not. And I flew a lot.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 10-May-2008 12:06
Hi Pontius, Androloma, others... I have been imagining DS in some rather intricate positions lately...Do you think I need counselling? (pics to follow).
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 10-May-2008 12:21
Seeing as no one is here, I'll just go on. One more note to DS. I almost died the other day, you would have been so pleased... I was slamming a posthole digger to cut two nasty roots...Sparks flew up 5 feet, followed by a smelly plume of smoke. It was cool!
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 10-May-2008 12:34
I don't know Pube, both those guys have provided laugh after laugh to youngsters world wide. Via commedians,and graphic artists, writers for M*A*S*H, etc.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 10-May-2008 12:40
O.K. Einstein we'll let lie but Freud has caused untold damage to feeble minded middle class neurotics for decades and provided a lucrative gentile tax to boot.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 10-May-2008 12:43
'Scuse me if I don't say "Hi" I am not people friendly at the moment. Warm weather always leads to an outbreak of external tards round here. They are begin to light the barbeques now ( tard-e-ques I call them). Soon they will be indulging in alcoholic beverages and laughing raucously. Late the arguments will start until , eventually, they pass out in their own vomit. I hate having the family round.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 10-May-2008 12:44
*O.K. Einstein we'll let lie but Freud has caused untold damage to feeble minded middle class neurotics for decades and provided a lucrative gentile tax to boot.* Tell me about your Mother Pubes...(lol)
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 10-May-2008 12:49
Mom always favoured my brother over me which led to a fear of rats and bedwetting. I used to piss on him when he was asleep. When I was at college doing Psychology we took a "neurotic" test and I came second top, whoopee. The only one above was a seriously disturbed and disturbing female goth thing. I am a damaged person. Lucky for me I don't care. And neither should you.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 10-May-2008 12:56
In fact I would go so far as to suggest that psychotherapy is the ideal profession for Jews , both as therapists and patients. Kvetching for fun and profit !
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 10-May-2008 12:58
One good thing aboot the current good weather is that the hazel tree outside my window has finally got it's leaves so I don't actually have to look at the tards, only hear them. Winter is dreadful , tardwise, but the bad weather tends to keep them in their lairs.
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 10-May-2008 13:01
Only Internet related "go boom" story I can think of was when my cousin downloaded a copy of the anarchist's cookbook off the web way back in the day. He tried to make some homemade smoke bombs just for shits and giggles but he used the wrong recipe, and ended up making model rocket engines. But since the genius had used empty toilet rolls to contain what he thought were smoke bombs, well I'll just say things went downhill real quick once he lit a couple of fuses...
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 10-May-2008 13:04
*Soon they will be indulging in alcoholic beverages and laughing raucously. Late the arguments will start until , eventually, they pass out in their own vomit.* We may be related. Some of my favorite things, though I try to pick my spots.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 10-May-2008 13:05
Same here Loma, it finally stopped raining last night but it is gray, overcast, and raw out. I have 2 more gardens to clean up and it would be nice to be out there toiling in the dirt. And the rain caused my Wisteria to tilt over, so I have to tie it off to brace it, AGAIN! I might decide to go out in awhile and start cleaning out the leaves from at least one of the gardens. Then I'll get covered in mud, YAY! Evening to ya pube! and greetings Ralph. BTW... You're all beyond neurotic, you're all methed up in da ole gray matter.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 10-May-2008 13:18
*n fact I would go so far as to suggest that psychotherapy is the ideal profession for Jews , both as therapists and patients. Kvetching for fun and profit !* So true...Hi Reggs...shit, where's my contact!
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 10-May-2008 13:53
*Jesus, ralphie. Only someone like you can manange to have an entire conversation with me without me actually being present.* You don't know the half of my old GF's...
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 10-May-2008 14:01
"Jesus, ralphie. Only someone like you can manange to have an entire conversation with me without me actually being present. " Sad to say but, for many of us, that is the preferable option.
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 10-May-2008 14:16
Hahaha, pube, I get the joke. You'll be pleasantly surprised to learn I'll be going to a BBQ in a bit. Isn't a hoot, since you were discussing BBQ's and all? Anyway, I'll be thinking of you as I bite into my turkey frank and washing it down with shitty American beer.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 10-May-2008 14:19
Not all American beer is shitty ( though most is). I had some really good "micro" brews in California and Hawaii, all those years ago. Fuck. I need a holiday. Anyone want to houseswap ? Anyone except DS, that is.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 10-May-2008 14:21
Actually, on second thoughts , cancel that. Americans have a funny way with interior decoration, don't you ? I think I am safer in a cheap motel. What is it with your domestic appliances too ? They are very primitive. Like something from the 1950s.
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 10-May-2008 14:26
From: ralph [R] Date: 10-May-2008 14:23 Baby, my tempature is rising I got ta hold on OOOooOh Yada Yada Yada... ----------- What the fuck is wrong with you? It's still too early in the day for "tard-speak".
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 10-May-2008 14:44
ralphie, you strike me as the type reads the comics section of the morning paper on the toilet and giggling while your dog is trying to take a drink out of at the same time.
From: bedfart
[lurker in]
Date: 10-May-2008 14:45
Damn, I'm jonesing for a rotten.com fix. Been offline for a week. -- Anybody; help me Ralph -Ya there? I need an address for some LEGAL high bitrate music download for a friend. {Cell, live at glade festival 2005}
From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-May-2008 14:51
DS, turkey hotdogs? I think I'm going to puke. Give me an all beef hotdog with a natural casing, cold, right outta the package anyday. Turkey dogs are anemic looking and sound totally disgusting. I'd rather die of a heart attack than eat one. Goes for turkey burgers, bologna and any other turkey product, other than the whole bird type thing you eat on turkey day. I'm trying hard not to get vomit on my keyboard, since I just cleaned it a week or so ago. Cheap american beer? Is there any other kind? Other than maybe some good micro brews or something like Sam Adams. I hope you aren't swilling down bud or coors. Gawd, that stuff is awful. At least have a Dos XX or Corona, if not a heinekin or St. Pauli Girl. Or a Guiness, please. Miller Genuine Draft will do in a pinch however. Much rather have a nice dry and dark hard cider ( see pic ) I have a fondness for those rotten apples.  Eggys, was cold and ugly here earlier but has since cleared off and is decent and sunny even, muddy as hell though. Love to help you get all muddy in yer garden though.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-May-2008 14:55
Eggys, that kitchen would drive even the most sane person outta the room in short order, damn, that made my retinas hurt.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 10-May-2008 14:56
Look I'm not trying to be lurid er anything...But if DS was sprinkling the porcelin chalice, my dog would hightail it!, I on the otherhand, would have to do all sorts of water purification testing-dna and such...Then ponder...
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 10-May-2008 15:08
*Anybody; help me Ralph -Ya there? I need an address for some LEGAL high bitrate music download for a friend. {Cell, live at glade festival 2005}* Funny you should say, cause I need to find some free B-movie stuff on the www. Stuff like Frankenstien Conquers The Earth, and Spyder Baby...(etc). Elsewise, no idea squire...Nottaknow.Zoygin...
From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-May-2008 15:10
Bedfart, I know what you mean. Sometimes getting dirty is just great fun. I think that doing yardwork with Eggsy would be great, however I think the yard would end up looking neglected.
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 10-May-2008 15:11
"Gargoyl - even yardwork in dry heat, is fun with an interesting lady" ------------- What, so do you keep a sticky picture of Hillary Clinton in your back pocket that you take out every few minutes to gaze at with lust for a moment before resuming the yardwork?
From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-May-2008 15:16
DS, no, I'm not belittling your tastes, honest, but I've seen and smelled them. To me, they are no better than roadkill. The smell makes me gag, so no, I've not eaten one, I don't want to bazooka barf at a BBQ. Turkey should look like turkey, not a hotdog. Call me old fashioned if you will.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 10-May-2008 15:31
No I was right there with the bazooka barf thing, then I thought twice and then ...Shit happened.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 10-May-2008 15:34
Even worse sounding are those fucking tofu hot-dogs. Why would anyone eat that shit is beyond me. (RE13 throws up a bit o' bile and fights the urge to puke eggplosively). 
From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-May-2008 15:40
They make tofu dogs now? Someone just kill whoever came up with that idea. Christ on a BBQ grill. I know I'm strange in that I won't eat a cooked hotdog, no matter how you cook it. Give me one right outta the meat case or fridge, I'm happy. No ketchup, mustard or relish or onions and no chili please.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-May-2008 15:44
OK, now I'm hungry. Off to rummage around in the fridge and then watch "The Groove Tube". My wife has never seen it, she's in for a shock. I'll let you know later how it goes.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 10-May-2008 15:45
Everybody's trying to change hotdogs all a times...Those are the most primative and primeval of all gods foods...I ain't hungry however (pic to follow).
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 10-May-2008 15:48
My beef with tofu dogs is how the fuck do you tell when they are done? The things are gray when you take em out of the package, gray when you grill em and gray when you plate em. If there were any meat in the fuckers it'd be a food safety issue. Besides that, they taste like an eraser boiled in veg stock. At best....
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 10-May-2008 15:52
Yes Goyle they make tofu hot-dogs. Now I like my hot-dogs long, thick, hard & juicy to the point where I can barely fit my mouth around it. How about a tofu burger? Christ on a lightning rod, the things they make with tofu is just wrong. But I do like regular tofu just not these imitation meat & dairy products. UGH! 
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 16:03
These are the only dogs worth gobbling you ill-palated Philistines! 
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 16:24
Someone should ask that cunt if her 'brat' tastes like Janet Reno's dykey murdering asshole!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 16:47
 Here ya go Eggy...wrap your smackers around this implement of destruction!
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 10-May-2008 16:54
......but it would obviously be a disturbing development if a girl gang has decided to settle a dispute in such a dramatic and tragic way. ------------------------- Drama and tragedy are the bywords of girl groups, whether you call them gangs, cliques or hordes of harpies. When I was a teenage girl, I got smart quick and made friends with all the guys. I got a few snipes at me, but since I had the ear and friendship of most of the jock-type boys, most girls weren't too keen to alienate me. Generally, they tried to get me to talk to this boy or that for them. Sometimes I did. However, since I was also one of those cruel creatures, I usually used their proclamations of love as reasons to twist my own blade and make fun of them. I remember when I made the most popular girl cry because I told the boy she liked that she was on her period the day he finally asked her out. He was immediately grossed out and refused to go out with her until she told him it was over. Ahhhhh........good times........
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 10-May-2008 17:06
<<Cheap american beer? Is there any other kind? Other than maybe some good micro brews or something like Sam Adams. I hope you aren't swilling down bud or coors. Gawd, that stuff is awful. At least have a Dos XX or Corona, if not a heinekin or St. Pauli Girl. Or a Guiness, please. Miller Genuine Draft will do in a pinch however. Much rather have a nice dry and dark hard cider ( see pic ) I have a fondness for those rotten apples. >> Goyle, Sam Adams - the best Corona - good on a real hot day with 2 lime wedges jammed in the bottle Heinekin - a liitle too sweet for my taste St. Pauli Girl - good Guiness - too heavy for me, can't drink more than 1 "Light beer" is almost as disgusting as saying "Diet chardonnay" - puke 
From: poontius
Date: 10-May-2008 17:11
From: flayed [Flayed] Date: 10-May-2008 03:37 Teenage girls are, by and large, the most vicious people alive. ////////////////// Sheesh! ladyboys can be much worse, trust me.
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 10-May-2008 17:16
From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen] Date: 10-May-2008 16:56 ¡Santa Mierda DD! "Is that cock even real? Cheeses, that thing will get one a trip to the ER." Yeah it's his ...   
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 10-May-2008 17:25
Pardon my duh-ness Cain, but WTF is a meng? <<"Light beer" is almost as disgusting as saying "Diet chardonnay" - puke.>> How anyone can drink Girl's Lite, oops I mean Coor's lite is beyond me. Do those that drink it like to piss a lot or something? I always love the people who order a 'rum & DIET coke', as if they are really cutting back the calories. IDIOTS!
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 10-May-2008 17:47
From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen] Date: 10-May-2008 17:25 Pardon my duh-ness Cain, but WTF is a meng? <<"Light beer" is almost as disgusting as saying "Diet chardonnay" - puke.>> How anyone can drink Girl's Lite, oops I mean Coor's lite is beyond me. Do those that drink it like to piss a lot or something? I always love the people who order a 'rum & DIET coke', as if they are really cutting back the calories. IDIOTS! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Meng" is what Cuban's say like Men, As for the beer I never drink Light Beer I hate it makes My head hurt in a non wasted way ewwwa.
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 10-May-2008 17:51
From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen] Date: 10-May-2008 17:44 "WOW, that is one serious unit on that fella Cain. I'd be scared to take that schlong on." Check out his official My Space... http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=179973936
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 17:56
From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen] Date: 10-May-2008 10:29 <<She later told police that a liquid the colour of Ribena and smelling of rotten eggs had been poured through her letterbox between 9am and 11am.>> Smelling of rotten eggs? I swear it wasn't me, I haven't been liquefied yet. I swear to gosh! ----------------------------------- Bullshit Eggy; I smell Arafat. (err..I mean a rat) And if anyone in the US knows what 'Ribena' or 'Weetabix' is; I should be surprised. Or Rowntree's fruit-gums!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 18:12
Oh Jesus....NYC girl expounding upon the vitues of beer. (can I assimilate all the brilliance!) Actually, Guiness (my fave) I have also found to be too rich for more than one or two. Bud is urine Miller is bitter Coors is water Icehouse is relatively inexpensive, non-filling, and has minimal aftertaste. Adams and St.Pauli girl are not bad, and Shiner Bock; a Texas brew is terrific. Hey; it's all rented piss.....drink Cabernet and Chardonnay to wash down the pills!
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 10-May-2008 18:15
Cain I tried checking out Ramon's myspace page but it's set to private. DD I swear it was NOT me, really. Soda, cereal & candy; who needs teeth? STFU I looked over there and I didn't see anything BUT when I looked up over here I saw something glistening & shiny.
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 10-May-2008 18:17
My Fave Beer is as Follows To get wasted I'll have Guinness, with Food Nothing but Corona, To watch The "BIG" Game again "Corona", To drink at a Local Bar By Myself as always a Guinness. !!
From: batty
Date: 10-May-2008 18:27
BATty, dont nEED no SILly PENis enLARGEment, lol beCAUSE BATty is well ENDowed, 
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 18:40
Fuckin' shite Loma.......that kickboxing gif made me squirm and groan out loud. Owww!!
From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 10-May-2008 18:54
And, now, at this time, we are delighted to present the lovely, charming and highly talented Norma Stitz: Click ---> 
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 10-May-2008 18:55
Well I didn't miss much Cain, he's not even good looking. I've posed this question before and I'll axe it again. Doesn't Batty's posts remind ya of Norace's with the random capitalization of letters and loads of smileys?
From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-May-2008 18:57
rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen] Date: 10-May-2008 15:52 Yes Goyle they make tofu hot-dogs. Now I like my hot-dogs long, thick, hard & juicy to the point where I can barely fit my mouth around it. ===================== For some reason, I got hard when I read that. Want some Celtic sausage Eggsy? Patsy, Guiness is an acquired taste, I hated it the first time I tried it.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 10-May-2008 19:04
<<Patsy, Guiness is an acquired taste, I hated it the first time I tried it. >> My problem Goyle is that I tend to want to have at least a 6-pack and Guinness is a slow sipping ale. It is the true liquid lunch
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 10-May-2008 19:10
reggs, thats the point. sandy hasnt got an original thought in his head. hes like a kid that will take any attention he can get, good or bad.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 10-May-2008 19:29
OMG Lordpakul those puppies must weigh as much as if not more than the guy in the video. HOLY SHEET! Loma I'm sure she has back problems, every woman that I've known who was well endowed in the chest had back pain. And their breastes were no where near the size of that woman's. I'm the vice president of the itty bitty titty committee so I don't know what it's like to carry a load like that in the front. But I am glad that I'm small breasted; the money I save from NOT having to buy bras and smaller breasts mean more sensitive nipples.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 19:31
That's amusing, I give Patsy a gentle ribbing about a woman presuming to speak to men on the subject of suds; but she actually seems pretty spot-on. Now......Traci Lords or Ginger Lynn?
From: fucktardmama [fook-me]
Date: 10-May-2008 19:36
From: flayed [Flayed] Date: 10-May-2008 03:37 Teenage girls are, by and large, the most vicious people alive - - - - - - - - - No shit. This girl I went to college with told me a story about a group of girls that used to harass her. They called her house one night, her mother answered the phone. They made screaming noises over the phone and were screaming "oh my God he is raping me". She said they said some other fucked up shit, but she wouldn't elaborate. Ever notice though, the meaner and more vicious the girl, the more likely she is to end up a single welfare mom with multiple children by multiple fathers?
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 10-May-2008 19:39
From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen] Date: 10-May-2008 16:30 <<Besides that, they taste like an eraser boiled in veg stock.>> How eggactly do you know that hippity? ****** My Gf tried to get me to eat one at a cookout. Nearly retched after the second bite, the first bite was slathered in jalepeno relish, or else I'd have chucked it in the trash that much sooner....
From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-May-2008 20:00
Hey Eggsy, wanna do some yardwork by moonlight? I'm outta here now, me eyes won't point the same direction which is making reading a real treat.
From: abyss
Date: 10-May-2008 20:01
“A gang of girls may have used the internet to make a bomb” Oooh! Next they will be reaching for books. Send them to Tamed Teens, heard the initiation is a blast.  Hey all.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 10-May-2008 20:04
DD, Beer I know plenty. Father loved his drink and Irish bars were plenty around my neighborhood. Hefeweizen leads the pack. I love a full-bodied beer with a thick head (easy boys). American beer is Sam Adams, love all their variety, and especially love that variety pack they put together. It's like having a mini-tasting contest in a 6-pack. As a dessert, I love a Belgian framboise lambic. It's about $5 a bottle so you have to go easy. Micro-breweries have good beers but sometimes they try to get too artsy with their labels and that pisses me off. There is a micro brewery 2 blocks from my old apartment. Great beer but they sometimes used to go a little off the wall. In the Fall they would come out with pumpkin ale. Reminds me too much of pie.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 10-May-2008 20:06
From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen] Date: 10-May-2008 16:56 ¡Santa Mierda DD! Is that cock even real? Cheeses, that thing will get one a trip to the ER. _______________________________________________ In many cases of oversize cocks, butts and boobies, you can thank (or blame) the use of a 21mm Wide-Angle lens, which exaggerates perspective and yet gives good depth of field. I suspect that Broadway Cameras has "Porn Package" with that camera/lens combo. 
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 20:12
 Cain.....the Windex bills DO go to your e-mail you realize!
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 10-May-2008 20:13
<<Ever notice though, the meaner and more vicious the girl, the more likely she is to end up a single welfare mom with multiple children by multiple fathers? >> I figure it's because the alpha-girl thinks high school is the apex of her life. She is so self-centered that she doesn't get that after graduation everything starts all over again. A good smart girl knows that she has to make it OUT of high school to get away from chicks like the alpha-girl. The good girl spends her energy on moving up and away from the alpha-girl where as the alpha-girl is content to be a big fish in the small pond -- hence the 25 year old, 3 kids, working at Applebees as the "Greeter" chick.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 10-May-2008 20:14
Hurray for Lambics! The very tart Gueuze Lambic is my favorite, and La Lunette my fav cafe in Brussels. The Gueueze is served in an oversized one litre champagne cup. Perfect with moules et frites. The taxi stand is, thank the Gods, near by.
From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 10-May-2008 20:15
From: cainmarko666 [cain marko] Date: 10-May-2008 19:32 Does anyone know what time it is ? Is it Bob Jones time? No, something other than that. Sally Estrada's birthday, and she's 19, and won't be wearing anything? No. Ok, one more. It's _J_A_I_L_B_A_I_T_ time, when all the "watchlist people" come out to play with your pictures? I think that last one is, right on the trigger, isn't it? There's a couple of cops here, a couple of feds, so throw some peanuts to the elephants. We have to keep an eye on all these suspicious people, so put your pictures up, then we can see who's doing what.
From: abyss
Date: 10-May-2008 20:25
“We have to keep an eye on all these suspicious people, so put your pictures up, then we can see who's doing what.” There ya go.  
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 20:25
Cool Pats......a woman with a sense for the Ale-age cannot be all bad. Fuck, I miss the city. I used to live in Elizabeth NJ for about a year....not a stone's throw from the Goethal's Staten Island Bridge; and not much further from the GWB and the Holland Tunnel. Thankfully I was raised in far more congenial suburbia....but fending for your own at 18 is a tricky proposition in channel WOR 9 country!
From: abyss
Date: 10-May-2008 20:34
“<<Ever notice though, the meaner and more vicious the girl, the more likely she is to end up a single welfare mom with multiple children by multiple fathers? >>” Ok I’ll be candid for a moment. Not only did I notice it, I married it. I now have a beautiful son, but the history of these girls/women make Rotten.com seem almost pleasant.
From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 10-May-2008 20:38
From: thepube [adarklittlesecret] Date: 10-May-2008 04:27 I spent the evening surrounded by half dressed, sweaty teenage girls the other day. It was a Pubette's tryout for the county netball squad. And who "furnished" the "balls", you? Look. Let me tell you something, just from the standpoint of biology. When men get older, it means that they survived all the fights, the wars, the jealous lovers. So it means that an older man (just by being older) has better survival characteristics, that is, better fitness. That means, biologically, that the "proven" DNA of older males has more value. So those males, in turn, become hornier. They want to have sex more, and let me give you a hint, no offense, but they're not looking at 50 year old Bertha the Sag, or Carmela the Cougar with the hips like a pair of old, stretched-out saddlebags and some chemical peel. Older men, especial 60 to 80 year olds, are looking at very young women--why? Because younger women have more viable, less-damaged DNA. Younger women are more likely to produced healthy babies. That fosters the co-evolution of a trait in males for desiring healthier women, which equates to very young women, 11-14, with long, straight hair, large clear eyes, few skin blemishes, good coordination, no cough, good teeth, good memory, and yes, fighting skills. If a woman is good with a knife, and has hunting skills, she is going to move fast on the ground, with stealth, and she'll probably be wearing skins. That's why those Russian babes look so sexy wearing fur, even though now we understand that it's a highly industrialized process, with much suffering for the animals and so now it makes women less attractive to wear furs. But don't tell me, before you were a parent, that you never thought of it, because you're full of shit if you say that. But being a parent is different--if you're a parent, your attention will shift from the reproductive strategies to steady nurturance. The reason is probably more for her, than any disdain Mother Nature might feel--if you were attracted to your daughter or her friends too much, the older, stronger, females in the family group would feel threatened, and would scratch the younger females to pieces or drive them out of the social group. But don't worry. There are some showcase operations coming up, using satellites against pedophiles, and their stepdaughters. You'll see. A few "baddy daddies" are going to be awfully surprised that Uncle-G knew what they were doing to the little sugar plums every night after mommy fell asleep drunk, and it was all videotaped. Those kind of people are going to be blackmailed into helping throw this election, killing people, and a few will be selectively exposed--for the good (hehehe, excuse me) of society, no less.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 20:39
Spontaneously fermented indeed.....we can always count upon GD to raise the tone of discourse above the basal degradation these threads inevitably descend into. (and Miltonian pits they DO resemble...veritable Dantian levels of Hadean conception in fact) And moules et frites.....how Antwerpian cosmopolitan!
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 10-May-2008 20:39
DD, if you ever go back you will confuse the NJ waterfront skyline with Manhattan. Actually now the NJ skyline is taller than downtown NYC. Completely built up with fantastic condos towers loaded with amenities like huge pools, health clubs, etc. You couldn't give property away in Jersey City, now it is hot real estate. Plus NJ waterfront towns now have a beautiful brand new light rail system. No need to drive anywhere! Hoboken still has remained old school with the main street loaded with cool bars and restaurants. Sinatra land. Must have a good strong historic committee to keep the great old buildings from being bulldozed over!
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 10-May-2008 20:41
DD -- I was once a Greenwich Village denizen. I used to sing off and on at the Blue Angel Cafe ages ago. I miss the City and yet enjoy the pastoral surroundings of my present home. I just wish that the Redwoods of Oregon were closer to the madness of Manhattan. Beam me up, Scotty.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 20:42
No Brussel sprouts though mum! (I never could eat those for some reason...or Lima beans!)
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 10-May-2008 20:44
“<<Ever notice though, the meaner and more vicious the girl, the more likely she is to end up a single welfare mom with multiple children by multiple fathers? >>” ________________________________________________ Like Margaret Thatcher?
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 10-May-2008 20:46
GD, I wish there still was the "madness of Manhattan". When a condo is built next to the Hell's Angeles Lower East Side HQs, something is very very wrong. The grit is gone. And so is the thrill.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 20:51
Good deal GD........us well-fed suburban Jersey type Droogies (when in HS and living with P&M) would wreak havoc in the Village; acting like the bloody privileged thugs we were. Insulting, ugly Americanism at its pretentious worst! Eat some tuinol or placidyl, guzzle beer at Beefsteak Charlies, and then walk about Washington Square Park puffing weed like badasses....and copping suckjobs uptown near the UN building later when sol was waning. What fucking young fools we were....but we THOUGHT we were cool!
From: abyss
Date: 10-May-2008 20:57
Brian, you could have said all that by simply saying. Men like slaying babes. “I spent the evening surrounded by half dressed, sweaty teenage girls the other day. It was a Pubette's tryout for the county netball squad.” Think you may have misunderstood Pube’s witticism.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 21:01
Pastrami sammie on toasted kikerish rye.....with a modicum of sauerkraut, grilled onion, melted swiss and goulden's spicy brown? Conjuring up such an image without providing same is inherently evil!
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 10-May-2008 21:03
Beefsteak Charlies closed around 1988-89 if I remember right. It must have been the all-you-can-eat shrimp that put them out of business. When you are in your early 20s and haven't eaten all day, you can do alot of damage to an all-you-can-eat shrimp-fest!
From: abyss
Date: 10-May-2008 21:05
“Like Margaret Thatcher?” Nope, no way, not a chance. I could think of little other to torture me than pumping the cum out of her. God if she went down on me, I would puke all over her head.
From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 10-May-2008 21:11
As far as a gang of any group of people, attacking any other individual, group or facility with explosives, that is absolutely unacceptable.
From: abyss
Date: 10-May-2008 21:12
“She wouldn't puke all over your head? You don't give yourself enough credit.” See I knew I could help to cheer you up. Hi Basha, Enigma/John here. Hope life is goin well for ya.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 21:12
Oh Jesus GD.....leave that deconstructionist bullshit alone and accept social darwinism as fait accompli. Christ, Voltaire, Diderot, Hesse and Camus have more to offer than that hackneyed bullshit! IMNSHO! (But what do I know.....Pube seems to find me provincial for my affection of Dickens!) But who turns a phrase with such style and grace? Butt me dun read em all..wite hear in mu traler perk!
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 10-May-2008 21:14
From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest] Date: 10-May-2008 21:10 Patsy: My boss named a sub the "BTI" after one of my ex's... The Big Ten Inch... ------------------- I guess this is the reason the metric system never took off in America.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 21:17
Why do young women always seem sexier with a cock (preferably mine) lodged firmly in their throats? It must have to do with an obscure Eastern existential aesthetic!
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 10-May-2008 21:18
Enigma? is that really you? Hi baby!! I miss ya. Sorry I'm so needy tonight. Tips were lousy, my roomates are all freaks, trouble with the hunny (Indirectly, not his issues... long story...) All it does is rain here, and I miss the comfort of comfort. I just moved, and it's all new... I'm tired of moving. I do it to myself, all in the name of independence. Fucking independence... BTI... Jason really had a 10 inch cock... We were really just friends with enormous benefits. Gotta love those!
From: abyss
Date: 10-May-2008 21:22
 “Thats more effort then I've gotten in the last couple of weeks by "real" people...” No problem. I thought I was real though. (Insert scratch here.) Are you happy yet?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 21:26
From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone] Date: 10-May-2008 21:03 Beefsteak Charlies closed around 1988-89 if I remember right. It must have been the all-you-can-eat shrimp that put them out of business. When you are in your early 20s and haven't eaten all day, you can do alot of damage to an all-you-can-eat shrimp-fest! --------------------------- I'm dating myself Pats.......all you could drink beer (Milwaakie's Werst) and all the crustaceans one could hammer down your greedy gullet before puking under the table like Henry the VIII! Crazy Eddy........his prices are........INSANE! (did you hear that fucker went down hard for dealing big-time blow?)
From: abyss
Date: 10-May-2008 21:39
 “is that really you?” Yep. A changed name makes one look more distinguished. Wonder what it will do for me? Good to type to you again.
From: abyss
Date: 10-May-2008 21:43
“Lesbians Don't do it for me.” Yeah they won’t do it for me either. Gotta go folks, stuff to do.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 10-May-2008 21:43
I'm dating myself too DD. God I'm getting old! Crazy Eddie - David Antar. Crazy Syrian Jew who mastered the art of the slick deal. The gov't never recovered the millions he stole. I'm signing off. A good evening to all!
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 10-May-2008 22:15
From: daredevil [CameronVale] Date: 10-May-2008 20:42 No Brussel sprouts though mum! (I never could eat those for some reason...or Lima beans!) -----+-----+----- Lima beans are the foulest of the fowl from the veggie world. They're so fucking nasty I consider them awful botanical offal. YUCK, YUCK, YUCK! EWWWWWWWWWWW! GROSS! Now I wanna hurl. Believe it or not but I actually gag watching people eating Lima beans. I can look at all the Rotten stuff on this site but let me see someone eating a L. bean and I have to vacate the room. I can dig Brussels sprouts though, YUM! GD, how anybody cannot like okra is beyond me. They are one of my favorites veggies, along with asparagus & spinach. I think the reason a lot of peeps don't like okra is because of the snotty slime that mysteriously appears when you cook it.
From: mensanator [Slayer of the Mensa]
Date: 10-May-2008 22:20
...alas, she had a gaggle of older brothers who made it clear that retaliation wasn't in my best interest. ------------------------------------------ That's what Methyl Ethyl Ketone Peroxide is for. Get them all in one fell swoop.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 23:07
From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest] Date: 10-May-2008 21:56 DD? What exactly is it you're trying to say? ------------------------------ I'll leave it to your imagination my nice Hostesss, or perhaps a bit of 'reading between the lines' is called for!
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 10-May-2008 23:37
From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone] Date: 10-May-2008 21:07 Great sandwich names at Russ and Daughter Jewish Deli on Lower East Side... -The Schmear - The Heeb - The Super Heeb - Meschugge - The Mensch ______________________________________ My fav. sammich was the humongous "Fresser" at Jack and Marion's Deli in Brookline (Mass.). If you could eat the whole thing in one hour, you got your name on the Honor Board, and a free strawberry shortcake. I qualified and ate the shortcake. My MIT cohorts carried me out and over to the grad house. It was worth it.
From: abyss
Date: 10-May-2008 23:41
“It must have to do with an obscure Eastern existential aesthetic!”  I thought it had to do with putting a huge object slightly off angle into an object of great desire that ‘just’ don’t fit. Gotta love watching them try though. It is really amazing what the female body can do!
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 10-May-2008 23:41
Bascha, good evening (even though Lezzies don't do it for you) LMAO.  Are you still in P-Town, or did I miss something? I have tried to keep up with your peregrinations, but you are so much on the go that I get lost.
From: abyss
Date: 11-May-2008 00:18
whenever i'm alone with you you make me feel like i am home again whenever i'm alone with you you make me feel like i am whole again whenever i'm alone with you you make me feel like i am young again whenever i'm alone with you you make me feel like i am fun again however far away i will always love you however long i stay i will always love you whatever words i say i will always love you i will always love you whenever i'm alone with you you make me feel like i am free again whenever i'm alone with you you make me feel like i am clean again however far away i will always love you however long i stay i will always love you whatever words i say i will always love you i will always love you Abyss out.
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 11-May-2008 00:24
Just heard something like a gunshot( more likely an m80). Wife and I went out and looked to see if anyone needed help. It's nice being in the suburbs where hearing a gunshot or a siren is weird as opposed to living in town where that's just normal backround noise.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 11-May-2008 00:56
I must admit I'm not a particular aficianado of n1ggers for a varity of well-established criteria...but some of these Silverbacks sho gots them some bigg-olde cocks! Whether they can spell their own name remains a super-fluidity by the mighty PC arbiters of taste and ascethics, but then again; sheep were bred to be herded !
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 11-May-2008 01:00
My favorite sammich is the PB&J; made with blueberry preserves and an organic mixed nut peanut butter. I buy this nut butter made with ~ 50% peanut butter (I know, it's a legume), almonds, walnuts, pecans, hemp seeds, & some other nut meats, & seeds. It has a smooth yet slightly course consistency to it. POWER FOOD! And you cannot forget the classic BLT. *A good whole grain bread (from a REAL bakery), I like a baguette loaf myself. *Butter (Butt-hair), REAL BUTTER FFS you're going to be eating bacon *Bacon cooked till crispy (if you have a local butcher buy it there or check with your local mosque or synagogue) *Red, juicy, ripe summer-time maters (Beef-steaks are the best) *Avocados (not too soft yet not too hard) *Lettuce (washed & patted dry as best you can) *mayo *Salt & feffer Slice bread to your desired thickness, butter, then grill both sides on the stove (like you're making a grilled chez), remove from heat, DON'T BURN THE TOAST MAN! Slice maters about 1/4 inch thick, without slicing your finger off Skin & de-pit avocado(s), slice about 1/4 inch thick too; save pit to throw at the village idiot Take lettuce and shred or rip apart, the core & outer leaves can be used to lure bunnies into a box-trap foe the next days meal. Smear some mayo on the toasted breasts & do NOT use that Miracle Whip crap, that stuff is shit disguised to look like food. YUCK! REAL MAYO FOLKS, REAL MAYO! +Take a slice o' mayo-ed toast and put on some lettuce, the sammich NOT you silly +add slice(s) of mater +add a couple of pieces of avocado, take a wee bit and put it right under your nostril so when people see ya, they think you have one hell of a cold, but act like you know nothing like Schultzy from 'Hogan's Heros'. BUT wash yer hands afterward, remember food safety! +add 2-3 strips of cooked, crispy bacon, eat a couple of pieces to assure QA! +Salt & feffer to yer liking. If mate is about, put some feffer in the palm of your hand and discreetly walk up to him or her and fake sneeze all the feffer into their direction, I assure you hilarity ensues! Slap a piece of the mayo-ed toasted breast on top, forming what is known as a sammich. Open mouth, bite down, chew, and enjoy the wonderful flavors that dance in your mouth.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 11-May-2008 01:27
My silly Eggish friend.....be so accomodating and bend over so I may paddle your sweet alabaster round roast of a red-holed rump of remidial rag-wort. Riddle me this Ratman............... Do Robin's turds come out blue like the rest of his eggs?
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 11-May-2008 01:40
BLT is the best hangover helper. I don't know if it's the nitrate or the vitamin c and vitamin b, but it pulls you right the fuck together.
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 11-May-2008 02:31
Absinthe: You lezzie, hussy, you... (I always forget...) Now-a-days a have a huge Scottish male to satisfy my needs. (He always asks me if I have any Scottish in me, and if I'd like some...)*funny, BigMac was Scottish too. There IS something to be said for Scottish anatomy. As for P-Town? I'm on the Cape if that's what you mean. Being new to me (Moving, etc...) means I've been here all of 8 days. The frustration of new state, new job, new home... It's all weighing heavily on me. I would like (somedays) to crawl into a hole under a nige large rock in the sun and not come back out.
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 11-May-2008 02:55
>>Whitch side of the toast do you butter when making scramsbled eggs? << If for some reason you're in prison, all of it. The butter substitute is the closest you'll come to sustenance today.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 11-May-2008 03:22
 Thankfully, the concept of true parthenogenesis is scientifically defunct. Kudos for meiotic crossover/recombination. We NEED to fuck!
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 11-May-2008 04:07
From: studgerbil [Stud] Date: 11-May-2008 03:53 "big-bootied Cuban women are OK in my book." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Don't forget the Most Famous Cuban Ass of all.  Ramon Agrees  
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 11-May-2008 04:19
I was watching the "I Love Lucy" yesterday. Episode where Lucy has the baby, Little Ricky. Ricky, Fred, and Ethel are in the living room rehearsing for when they have to take Lucy to the hospital. Ricky raises his fist in the air and states "The time has come". That is until Lucy comes out of the bedroom "Ricky this is it" Chaos ensues. Great things never go out of style.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 11-May-2008 04:45
"I see nothing wrong with making sweet passionate love to a ladyboy!" And you told us it was just a 'close encounter'.  Yet in a post you made on 7th November, you said, "I know when I fuck a ladyboy. It doesn't squirt all over me." 
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 11-May-2008 04:50
pontuispilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius] Member Since: Saturday, January 5 2008 Comments: 241 Hometown: Iudaea Province URL: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pontius_Pilate Bio: Check your history books if you're interested in my bio. pilatusp@yahoo.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yeah I think that's a Troll.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 11-May-2008 04:54
Cain, this isn't a troll, 4700 posts. http://forums.dailyrotten.com/267/00027186/_index.html#608844 From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius] Date: 7-Nov-2007 13:30 I know when I fuck a ladyboy. It doesn't squirt all over me. ------------ Sniggers!
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 11-May-2008 04:57
From: pontuispilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius] Date: 11-May-2008 04:37 "I see nothing wrong with making sweet passionate love to a ladyboy!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~ That's a Troll.
From: pontius
Date: 11-May-2008 05:02
I sure did fascinate sandy that day. (Now pull your 2 fingers out of your ass and lick the "chocolate" off, munchcunt). It's 6 months ago, and the little pisser remembers date and time. Yeah, yeah, when all you got is sheep...
From: poontius
Date: 11-May-2008 05:05
(Now pull your 2 fingers out of your ass and lick the "chocolate" off, munchcunt). If not allow me.
From: poontius
Date: 11-May-2008 05:19
sandy, I want your munchcunt, I need your munchcunt! At least it won't squirt all over me.
From: poontius
Date: 11-May-2008 05:25
Hey diddle diddle, The ladyboy did fiddle, My dick erupted all over his moon The little dog laughed to see such spurts, And the ladyboy ran away with poon.
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 11-May-2008 06:31
I sit here in my Chinese-made, Wal-Mart sold, leather office chair... seeing. See the screen, look up and see my backyard, see my wife off to work in four minutes... imagining about trimming the long grasses with my weedeater that the mower didn't get. Feeling serene and in control. I feel strong.
From: maidenmaiden
[whatever]
Date: 11-May-2008 07:38
Wow. I have exceptionally bad timing today. Eesshh. I was gonna ask if 6th had been around... Nevermind. Happy Mother's Day to all the Rotten Mommies. We are a unique crowd! late.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 11-May-2008 07:39
Fuggit, ate my bowl of Rice Crispies and now I'm going to shower and go see my M.I.L. whoopeee. Oh well, the old bat is buying lunch. Kinda a shitty day for me, my mom died 4 years ago, a couple days before mothers day. I'm also not sure what to do for the wife, since her son died last year, not really a moms day type thing. At least lunch will be free today, DS, how were the turkey dogs and cheap beer?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 11-May-2008 07:46
 Silly flop-eared bunnies AND prime Cuban ass..... As Jack-off in yer Smirnoff was wont to exclaim.......what a cuntry!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 11-May-2008 07:48
Talk about the Maiden with wrought iron soul!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 11-May-2008 07:57
Dammit, I forgot about Madre day....and as such forgot to send a Hallmark. Fortuitously, I DO possess a telefunken!
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 11-May-2008 08:04
dd, tell that olde cunt, "happy cum dumpster day" for me, too. how droll, writ large, indeed. bunny. Kick out the jams mother fuckers!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 11-May-2008 08:14
The MC5. I'll kick the mason jam-jar lodged in yer colon with such velocity as to shatter it inside your aids-ravaged intestines......and then clap my hands with spiteful glee as you agonizingly shit blood and shards of glass!
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 11-May-2008 08:33
Happy Mothers Day, mother fuckers dipped in shit and otherwise
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 11-May-2008 08:41
Sorry, hi everyone. I went to take a bath. Since it seemed like everyone had left the building. The BBQ was rather boring. The most exciting part was when someone later on in the evening somehow got his shirt caught on fire, and screamed like a bitch. Once it was extinguished, we all go inside to examine his injuries, except there weren't any, not even a singed hair. His one friend looked up at him with complete disgust and said, "you screamed like a little girl for nothing?". I couldn't help it; I just starting laughing my ass off and had to go back outside. gargoyle, no turkey dogs  , and only had a few MGD's. maiden, Happy Mother's Day. I hope your brat shits in its pants 50 fucking times today.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 11-May-2008 08:43
ive figured it out. the reason dd hates blacks and jews, and the reason hes so "anal" about colons is that he was raped by sammy davis junior. and while the experience was ultimately gratifying, he has not been able to duplicate the extacy he felt, so he wanders in the night having rough sex for money with black men. im not one to condone rape, but that shit is funny.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 11-May-2008 10:03
What is a "jam" and how do you kick it out ? Over here a jam is either traffic congestion or a fruit preserve, what you guys call "jelly" ( as a side, what you call "jello" is our "jelly" wobbly fruits). You can't "kick out" either traffic congestion or fruit preserves. That's just crazy talk.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 11-May-2008 10:09
you limeys sure talk funny. ever heard of toe jam? to get rid of it you have to shake your foot violently, in a kicking motion. do i have to explain everything? sheesh
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 11-May-2008 10:11
What of a few musicians getting together to play random stuff? Isn't that a jam session? Now if said musicians were of low caliber, and if they in fact did not own the space they were jamming in, couldn't the owner of the abused ears and space 'kick out the jam'? C'mon, git...I imagine it's happened to you more than once.
From: poontius
Date: 11-May-2008 11:43
Let me sing you a tune my ladyboy done taught me.(don't forget to tap your feet) Let's sing a gay little spring song  This is the season to sing So I'd like to suggest That we all do our best And warble a song about spring Spring, spring, spring Let's get together and sing Let's sing a gay little spring song Just like the bird on the wing Things always seen right When you're chipper and bright So let's get together and sing Sing, sing, sing Let's sing a song about spring Let's twitter and tweet Like the birdies in May Get into the mood And be merry today Forget all your troubles and warble away Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, ti, do Oh! Let's sing a gay little spring song Music's a wonderful thing Come on and rejoice At the top of your voice Oh, let's sing a song about spring Spring, spring, spring Let's get together and sing Let's sing a gay little spring song This is the season to sing
From: houseof1mcorpses [(1104N.MissionRoad)]
Date: 11-May-2008 12:00
 --------------- A couple of pendulum lamps and a microwave... Has potential.
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 11-May-2008 12:40
 Dottie Hinkle: Hello? Beverly Sutphin: Is this the Cocksucker residence? Dottie Hinkle: God damn you! Stop calling here! Beverly Sutphin: Is this 4215 Pussy Way? Dottie Hinkle: You bitch! Beverly Sutphin: Now let me check the zip code. Two-one-two-fuck-you? Dottie Hinkle: The police are tracing this call this very minute. Beverly Sutphin: Well, Dottie Hinkle, then why aren't they here, huh, fuckface? Dottie Hinkle: FUCK YOU!
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 11-May-2008 12:56
************ From: pontius Date: 11-May-2008 10:57 Thanks guys for reminding me: http://www.internetisshit.org/ ************ Against the cold and harsh dark of outer space, even the stinkiest, most foetid pile of feces can be paradise. -me (Hey! It's true for bacteria!)
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 11-May-2008 12:56
From: pontius Date: 11-May-2008 05:02 I sure did fascinate sandy that day. (Now pull your 2 fingers out of your ass and lick the "chocolate" off, munchcunt). It's 6 months ago, and the little pisser remembers date and time. Yeah, yeah, when all you got is sheep... -------------------------- "Munchcunt", I've been called worse. And I've never inserted anything into my botty, so I'm not gonna try. Sheep are as plentiful in Wales as ladyboys are in Thailand, but I've never had, or mentioned having sexual relationships with sheep. You & shemales on the other hand.... Go figure.
From: conspiracy
[Theory]
Date: 11-May-2008 13:13
Someone suggested I should read food labels. So I did yesterday & today. It seems EVERYTHING has high fructose corn syrup , or just corn syrup , and many both , and corn starch , still listed as all natural. ( The wife is allergic to corn ) Also have some dole pear fruit cups. It's apple sauce with pear flavoring. No joke. My lemon juice is artificial flavored , but my dish soap has real lemons. My peanut butter has an allergy warning. It says it contains peanuts. Just ranting cause I can Happy Mothers Day to all the mothers , and to all those with mothers I tried like hell to get all three of my wifes kids here today , I got 2. The youngest is still in Iraq. I did do something I think is cool , the one in Iraq will be on live video feed , and the restaurant is all set to feed it on a laptop that is already there. Hope it works. We tried a few practice runs , seems to be good.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 11-May-2008 13:33
I hold in my hand one jar of Jif peanut butter. There is no allergy warning anywhere on the label that the food contains, or may contain peanuts. It is an internet myth that peanut butter jars contain such a warning.
From: conspiracy
[Theory]
Date: 11-May-2008 13:44
I'm holding it in my hand. Brand name American Creamy Peanut Butter 18 oz 510g Ingedients: Peanuts , Dextrose Hydrogenated vegetable oil ( cotten seed and/or rapeseed) and salt. Allergy warning : contains peanuts. Manufactured By: Clements Nut Co. Lewisville Tx 75067-4052 I CAN FUCKING READ ! Don't tell me it's a myth !
From: piscivore [Michael C. Scott]
Date: 11-May-2008 13:47
Nitroacetone, but I very much doubt teenage girls did this. Nitroacetone soaked into nitrocellulose would have flattened the block, especially with a fulminating mercury booster charge.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 11-May-2008 13:48
That's what you get for buying a crummy store brand, asshole. Buy Jif and read the fucking label. No warning, anywhere. Or continue to buy that cheap crap that even dogs won't lick off your nuts.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 11-May-2008 13:52
thanks. feeding your kids offbrand peanut butter is a good way to guarantee they won't reproduce. I salute you for doing your small part to lessen the country's welfare burden in the coming decades.
From: conspiracy
[Theory]
Date: 11-May-2008 13:52
And also , I buy from farmers markets , taste fine , supports the locals. I've no idea about your experience with dogs and peanut butter , but I can only guess.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 11-May-2008 14:09
Ingedients: Peanuts , Dextrose Hydrogenated vegetable oil ( cotten seed and/or rapeseed) and salt. / ''''''''''''''''''' What, pray tell, does your HIGH QUALITY peanut butter contain, jerry?
From: pontius
Date: 11-May-2008 14:10
Is it peanut butter jelly time? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfKYyk_Arhg STFU, don't talk to that creepy teen-brained sheep fucker who's obsessed with ladyboys ever since I mentioned one. You risk to permanently damage your brain. Sandy's lack of intelligence is so humongous, it almost acts like a black hole and sucks every last intelligent thought right out of this site.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 11-May-2008 14:10
This is my conspiracy theory take on peanut butter allergies. Back when I was a kid all moms made PBJ for lunch and put it in a brown paper bag or a Mod Squad lunchbox. No one was allergic. Why? because all peanuts came from Georgia. Georgia was known for peaches and peanuts and Jimmy Carter. If there was a hurricane in parts of Georgia, the price of Skippy went up in the supermarket. Now I can get a jar of Skippy or Jif for the same price if not cheaper than 30 years ago. These peanuts are not grown in Georgia anymore. They are grown in places like Viet-nam. Yes. we are eating peanuts grown in Agent Orange soil. That is the reason I feel there is this nut allergy explosion.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 11-May-2008 14:17
DS, at least there was MGD and entertainment. What a pussy, screaming like a little girl just because his shirt was flaming. You should have thrown gas on him and taken pics for us. He'd also have a reason for all the screaming. Well, lunch was OK,, I eat only peanut butter made with 100% peanuts, nothing else. Peanuts and a pinch of salt. No hydrogenated grease, no corn sweeterners, nothing, just peanuts. It's not store brand either, and it's more expensive than Jif or any of that other shit that's only 60% peanuts and the rest is some goo from a chemistry set. High fructose corn syrup is the worst thing to put in any foods. I avoid it all over. No soda, no nothing with that shit in it. Ask your doctor about it, it's a major part of the problem with being overweight and hi blood sugars, etc in the world today. But hey, it's cheap. We'll all just die sooner because of it.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 11-May-2008 14:42
<<High fructose corn syrup is the worst thing to put in any foods. I avoid it all over. No soda, no nothing with that shit in it. Ask your doctor about it, it's a major part of the problem with being overweight and hi blood sugars, etc in the world today. But hey, it's cheap. We'll all just die sooner because of it. >> This is exactly why Americans are all fat. High Fructose Corn Syrup is in everything, including foods that say "no-fat, low-fat". They are all loaded of corn syrup. What I heard is that the body can not process high-fructose shit like the other sugar that is naturally found in fruits. Is that right? Does anyone know? If everyone replaced the soda they drink at the dinner table with beer, we will all be so much more healthy!
From: pontius
Date: 11-May-2008 14:57
Don't worry. 45 years of strict diet and exercise, and all Americans will be fit again except for about 200M maybe whose DNA have been permanently modified and have now "fatso" encoded all over the place. Watch Europe and Asia follow the trend. It's just unlucky timing actually, a few thousand years ago, fat women were absolute stunners. Men were never supposed to be fat though.
From: pontius
Date: 11-May-2008 15:06
I give up talking to myself here, I can do that in the mirror. Or even better, I just think. Later, nobody.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 11-May-2008 15:36
We feed reduced fat Jif crunchy to the brats. It contains basically the same stuff as the store brands (peanuts, less than 2% hydrogenated vegetable oil, salt). Karen and I consume Smuckers Natural No Salt Added Creamy Peanut Butter. Contains: peanuts. I can't guarantee where the peanuts come from in either brand. No one in our house has any food allergies.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 11-May-2008 15:38
For awhile there, we made our own from Planters unsalted peanuts. Even a little salt in regular peanuts gives you really awful peanut butter. We just put it in the food processor, add honey or molasses, and let er rip until smooth.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 11-May-2008 15:56
Gerbil this stuff is the bomb, I eat it right outta the jar. Ususally I take a tablespoon, scoop some PB and put some blueberry preserves on top. To heck with the bread.  
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 11-May-2008 16:22
Hola, I actually had to kick out some very Hawt JailBate last nite they were under 18 and it was 18 and over club had to confiscate their Fake I.D's.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 11-May-2008 16:46
Why is it always "peanut butter"? Are there no lovers of cashew butter on Rotten? I make my own, and have used hazelnuts, pistachios, and almonds as well. I add just a bit of olive oil and salt. Excellent, easy to make, no preservatives, and a good change from forever goober.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 11-May-2008 17:03
We're Barbecuing Salmon fer Mother's Day dinner. Mrsnorace got a very well done ceramic pot that Christopher made her. I got her a nice kit to make pressed flowers from Barnes and Noble.
From: pontius
Date: 11-May-2008 17:06
From: cainmarko666 [cain marko] Date: 11-May-2008 16:57 Mother's day is stoopider that a Mother Fukcer, Every day should be mothers day we shouldn't have to pick one out of 365 for Her.! ---------------- Nonsense. Mother's day should be combined with father's day and held on the 29th of February.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 11-May-2008 17:13
GD I buy this mixed nut butter at this country store (a cross between a health food store and a baking supply store). Anyhoos this mixed nut butter is fucking eggcellent. Contains almonds, walnuts, pecans, hemp seeds, & some other seeds/nuts (can't remember everything in it) plus peanut butter; which of course we all know is a legume. And it is all organic. Talk about power food! It is actually cheaper to buy this pre-made nut butter than to make it yourself. They also sell hemp seed butter, which is killer. BUT don't eggspect to pass a 'whiz quiz', LOL. (I don't care as where I work they don't test) I love peanuts and the nut meats/seeds. Besides the fact that they are yummy, they contain oils high in omega-3, vitamins & minerals. I don't bake often but when I do I like to make PB cookies and I will substitute the mixed nut butter for the PB. Great now I'm hungry for nuts! I love nuts! (RE13 waits for someone to post a pervy comment)
From: poontius
Date: 11-May-2008 17:17
And when I catch up with Munchcunt it'll be the sorriest day of his pathetic life, the fucking retarded welsh sheep-fucker.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 11-May-2008 17:22
LOL deddodge @ your joke. And Triple P that comment was too funny. OLD RACIST JOKE WARNING: What is the definition of confusion? Father's Day in Harlem. +++++++++ So why the fuck do they (whoever 'they' are) call it 'peanut butter', when it contains neither peas, nuts, or butter? High there Patsy, Triple P, GD, Norace, Deddoge, and anyone I elae missed. You MUDDER FUGGERS!
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 11-May-2008 18:11
Damn poontang, if I passed that dude in drag on the street I'd have no idea he was a dude. The only thing giving him away is the Adam's apple. Where is everyone? Prolly beatin' up their mum's for Mudder's Day just for the hella of it. "happy mudder's day mum, *SLAP*, that's for making me feel guilty for catching me fappin' when I was 11 years old *SLAP* & throwin' away my playboy collection *SLAP*."
From: gargoyle1
Date: 11-May-2008 18:14
Evening all, I'd lick peanut butter off you anytime Eggsy. Norace, I didn't call my mom, but then, she's ashes in an urn and I don't think she can answer the phone. Considering she died just a few days short of mothers day 4 years ago, I don't much care for the day anyhow.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 11-May-2008 18:15
Eggsy, forgot the pervy comment about you liking nuts. Now I've gone and spoiled it. But I'd give you some nut butter if you'd like.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 11-May-2008 18:27
Evening Goyle, welcome to our little shindig here at Rotten! You can lick the PB off me anytime you'd like. Sorry to hear about your Mom. You have my condolences. My granny passed away on christmas day. She was slowly passing away and I think a part of her waited 'cause she knew that the family would be visiting her at the hospital. And once everyone came to visit (she had been un-conscience for a few days after being admitted) and everyone wished her a 'merry xmas', she then passed away. So besides the fact that I hate xmas 'cause it's a bunch o' religious BS and is so over commercialized, after she passed away on xmas day I really hate xams.
From: sensuous
Date: 11-May-2008 18:48
It's been raining like hell all day. Then to make matters worse I fell on my ass, again. Fucking rain. Fucking mud. Fucking feet. At least I didn't get hurt this time. My fat ass saved me. A massage sounds fantastic right about now.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 11-May-2008 18:50
hells bells, it's been 15 years now since momma went to that great beyond (that is, just beyond the Farallones). We gathered with her friends and coworkers at the Cliff House and got drunk and toasted her as her ashes were scattered at sea. There's worse ways to go.
From: poontius
Date: 11-May-2008 19:09
Fap fap fap fapity spurt! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7AX3eTt9cg Ooh!  I just spilled on myself.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 11-May-2008 19:09
From: Sensuous Fucking rain. Fucking mud. Fucking feet. -----+-----+----- Sounds like ya got yourself 2 left feet Sen, LOL  It's starting to rain here. A drizzle here a drizzle there. Evening Loma, Sen, Gerbil. Sorry to hear that your mom & dad passed away Gerbil.
From: deddodge
[gaylord]
Date: 11-May-2008 19:32
After school I would go to my grandmothers place. She never grasped the concept of indoor plumbing. She never flushed paper down the toilet. She kept this basin of pond scum in the sink to wash your hands in. One day after school I used her bathroom. When I went to wash my hands the basin looked extra nasty so I found what I thought was a large wetnap on the corner of the sink. I wiped my hands off,looked in the mirror and decided my face could use a going over. When I put my face in that "wetnap" a horrendus smell hit my nostrils. I realized I made a mistake. On top of the toilet I found an open box of Tucks medicated vagina wipes. The unopened ones smelled different. Thank you grandma for my first whiff of pussy. I love telling that story on mothers day.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 11-May-2008 19:50
Thanx for sharing that story deddodge. My gawd that must have scared ya for life. And just like you cannot un-see things you cannot un-smell things. Nothing like knowing what your granny's twat smells like. UGH! You poor thing. Cheer the fuck up Cain! Here's a pic of a nice arse that just got a good spanking for ya Cain. 
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 11-May-2008 20:02
I'd love to chat, but I got my ass kicked at the restaraunt today, Mothers Day and all... I'm whooped! Just had to do a fly by, let everyone know I'm alive. (As if any one really gives a rats ass.) Hope everyone sleeps well... Happy Mothers Day to all of you... Bascha
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 11-May-2008 20:05
Eggy.. LOL very good racist joke! I've heard it before. I do enjoy "clever" jokes.. Helen Keller jokes, Whale Jokes, Chuck Norris jokes, Polish jokes, etc.. Goyle, I'm sorry about my post. It never occurred to me at the time. Insensitive of me. I do apologize to you and anyone else I might have offended. :(
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 11-May-2008 20:14
My dad told me that when he was going to grade school in the 1930s, the teachers used to hand out a single red rose to each student with an alive mother and a single white rose to each student with a dead mother (to put on the grave). Reason being that it was the Great Depression and no kid can afford a bouquet of flowers for mother so the NYC Board of Education bought the roses for all the students. That's all. Thought that was a good tidbit of 1930s social history.
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 11-May-2008 20:24
From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 11-May-2008 20:20 I've lived a pretty sheltered life in retrospect. ----------- Kids that grow up in "special" schools generally do, nograce.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 11-May-2008 20:27
High & Bye baschalove LordPakul I WANT ONE OF THOSE SYBIANS (sp?), with a gadget like that who needs a man and I'd never leave the house. LOL. DS Welcome to tonight's Rotten support group!. "High, my name is Rotten-Eggs and I'm an FFA Rottenholic!"
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 11-May-2008 20:34
From: Norace "I've lived a pretty sheltered life in retrospect." Me too Norace, I always had a roof over my head. -----+-----+----- WARNING ANOTHER RACIST JOKE FROM RE13. (It's one of my faves & ya gotta admit it's cute, even my black friends crack up at this one) What does Pontiac stand for? Poor Old N*gger Thinks It's A Cadillac
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 11-May-2008 20:50
<<got any dego jokes?>> What does Fiat stand for? Fix It Again Tony! -----+-----+----- Okay, I'll poke fun at myself. If I can dish it out I better be able to take it, right? Now I'm a natural born blonde, so here goes... Why do blonds like tilt steering? More 'HEAD' room.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 11-May-2008 21:03
For DS: (prolly heard this one a million times already) How do you get a Polish girl pregnant? Cum in her shoes and let the flies do the rest. -----+-----+----- What's the difference between an on oil painting and Jesus Christ? It only takes 1 nail to hang an oil painting!
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 11-May-2008 21:16
<<are you more stupider if you were born blonde or if you bleach blonde your hair blonde?>> That's a fuggin' tongue twister deddodge. Ralph confused? Why am I not surprised. Did you take too much Neurontin again Ralphy?
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 11-May-2008 21:37
a notch? .....or two?? Well that does it. you are no longer my favorite red-headed, former new yorker who moved to florida with a guy named big mac and then did something else and moved to......oh forget it. sandy will sure read through the entire thread and make a comment about lady-boys. he's witty like that.
From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 11-May-2008 21:37
There is a young man from Nantucket ---> 
From: pontius
Date: 11-May-2008 21:39
Yay, 2 of my idols are online! Nograce and Ralphie. I want to be like them when I'm old and braindead. Hi to the rest of the crew (excluding the "shepherd", of course).
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 11-May-2008 21:43
STFU: I'm flying down July 10th to the 14th... My buddies birthday. Unversal Studios dontcha know. I have a job offer in Ohio welding, might go there, but for now I'm looking to stay here on the cape.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 11-May-2008 22:01
Good Grief Lord Pakul! OMFG! I remember back when I was in my late teens I was watching a porn film with Ron Jeremy in it. He's in a library and approaches 2 young women and asks them "Hey ladies, would ya suck my dick?" The 2 young ladies then tell him to "Suck your own dick!" Then Ron Jeremy walks off to a secluded part of the library, pulls his pants down and proceeds to suck himself off. Reminds me of that joke: Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can. ++++++ Welcome back baschalove, insomnia sux.
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 11-May-2008 22:07
Cracker: Tslked to the kids tonight... My youngest, the chubby one, sends me a mothers day pic with a "Walk for Hunger" shirt on. The kid weighs more than me!! He made it 3 miles, though. I have the best kids!!
From: pontius
Date: 11-May-2008 22:09
From: dontspeak [while DS is talking] Date: 11-May-2008 21:53 Hi, pontius, how are you? I have nothing exciting to say. I've had a rather uninteresting day - it was a Sunday ruined by that Mother's Day holiday, after all. ------ Hi DS. I've been working, that was very fascinating... ----------------------------- From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest] Date: 11-May-2008 21:57 Who's the "Shepherd"? ------ sandy the welsh sheep fucker, who's more interested into shemales these days.
From: pontius
Date: 11-May-2008 22:14
Here nothing's new. Shitty weather (well at least I don't need to run the aircons), tons of work and that's about it.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 11-May-2008 22:14
Didn't do any of the 'Mudder's Day' festivities. My parents were returning from Europe and didn't get home till late in the evening, too late to call even. So I'll have to do a belated 'Happy Mudder's Day' thing for her. <<I'd love to wrap myself around a nice warm omelette... (Assuming you're a male omelette!)>> Rotten Eggs is of the straight female persuasion, but if you're bi-curious...LOL But an omelet does sound yummy, I ate some jambalaya earlier that I made on Friday. And I'm outta eggs.
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 11-May-2008 22:17
Two Polish guys are walking down the street sharing insights. The smarter of the two sees a dog lying down and licking his balls. The less intelligent of the two says to his friend, "Don't you wish you could do that?" The second guy replies, "Don't you think he would bite me?"
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 11-May-2008 22:20
I had a Mushroom/onion omelette for dinner... No desire to be bi-curious... Thanks for the heads up, though... God, I feel like a heel, now! Oooopppsss... Eggs are just warm and comforting. Maybe I am, NO STOP... I AM NOT into women. *Warm and comforting. My hunny lives in the next state over. I've been awfully lonely. We get the next week toghther, though. DO if I don't post and walk funny, you all will know what I've been up to.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 11-May-2008 22:28
I was just walking on down the hall (yada yada yada) Bashos Ghost may be a good book.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 11-May-2008 22:33
No worries baschalove, I'm not into women either. A bit bi-curious but certainly not enough to go outta my way to see what getting it on with a woman is like. Why am I not surprised that Cain saw that movie that I just wrote about, LOL? Ahhh Poor Triple P, it's a frigid 26 degrees & rainy there in Bang-cock!  (just funnin' with ya) It's raining here too Triple P and 7 degrees. Burrrrrrrrr!
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 11-May-2008 22:38
OK, the eyes are finally droopy... Time to make my exit. Day off tomorrow... Sleeping in, bitches!! (Except the hunny calls me at 4:45 am.) It must be love, who gets up that early for the daily phoncall?
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 11-May-2008 22:41
*The author looks like * He is frickin Japanesque etc. It is poetry Bascha, pure poetry.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 11-May-2008 22:59
Good night baschalove. Hey there crazed cracker crumbs. How's things in the creek? I can kick Ralphie's arse if ya like. Although DS does it the best. DS: She #1 arse kicker!
From: pontius
Date: 11-May-2008 23:04
"Ahhh Poor Triple P, it's a frigid 26 degrees & rainy there in Bang-cock!" ----- RE13, half the population catches a cold here when temperatures dramatically sink below 30ºC like this! Even I am shivering. (Not really, hehe.)
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 11-May-2008 23:05
Hmmm, I'm in.... Btw Ds is good at that, But she does not compare (with you sugar...etc)
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 11-May-2008 23:21
Damn 3P (triple P) I thought I was bad when the mercury dips below 25º . I don't necessarily catch a cold or the flu but I just hate cold weather and I consider it cold if it is below 25º. Thank gosh spring is here finally although the past couple o' days it's been raw & rainy.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 11-May-2008 23:22
I call one other girl (2 if you count the unspoken Bascha thing) Sugar. And you is all pissed off...Lets dance. Your my girl, come on now!
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 11-May-2008 23:32
Ok Crapper, you and DS is kinda freakin me out..Put on yer red shoes and dance the blues Do you have a good photo of my girl? Or what?
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 11-May-2008 23:35
Ralphie are you one-eyed from shooting your eye out like Ralphie almost did in 'The Christmas Story'?   'Cheeses Crack Creek' Cracker Crumbs, do I have to tell you everything?
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 11-May-2008 23:40
Speaking of music, I was turning the dial on the radio. I stumble upon a station that proclaims itself the "True Oldies Channel". Now, I like some music from before my time. So after the commercial break, the start playing Bruce Springsteen. Granted it was some of his early material, but WTF? Bruce Springsteen on the "Oldies Channel"? I am flabbergasted. Doesn't that seem a bit premature? And no, Ralphie, I am not describing your last ejaculation.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 11-May-2008 23:42
I am confuse. (Reggs) Would you like me to sing you a song? (don't tell DS if I do, grumpy girl is she.)
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 11-May-2008 23:47
Attagurl DS as my last ejaculate was indescribable...Good luck with the Springsteen thing LOL Ha!
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 11-May-2008 23:57
Ralphie sing away confused one. DS I've heard songs from the 80's on moldie oldie stations too. And I'm like WTF, am I that old? At the supermarket, where they play that 'piped in elevator music', I've heard the grateful dead, the doors, lynard skynard, VH, stones, etc., even sabbath done in the 'elevator music' style. Nothing like hearing 'Casey Jones' being played, I of course sing along; riding my train, high on cocaine.....
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 12-May-2008 00:03
ffs,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 12-May-2008 00:04
From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen] Date: 11-May-2008 23:57 Ralphie sing away confused one. ============= PLEASE, don't encourage him! DS I've heard songs from the 80's on moldie oldie stations too. And I'm like WTF, am I that old? +++++++++++++ I thought shit 20-some years old was considered "retro", then they graduate for awhile as "classic" rock, and after it was about 40 years old, then it was considered an "oldie". Of course, it depends to some extent on their genre, but still...Jesus.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 12-May-2008 00:10
*and after it was about 40 years old, then it was considered an "oldie". Of course, it depends to s* FFS...Cracker, I appear to be an Oldie...You?
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 12-May-2008 00:12
FFS what ralphie? Are you singin' me a song (I promise I will NOT tell DS on you)? Are you fappin' whilst you sing? Are you in your car? And are you nekkid? Do you prefer... real sugar or sweet & low or equal or splenda?
From: mustafakakka
[MustaffaKakka]
Date: 12-May-2008 00:13
From: ralph [R] Date: 11-May-2008 22:14 Wasn't Henry Tudor or whatever, from Wales? ............................................ A plaque at the castle marks the 1456 birthplace of Henry, the first Tudor king and father to Henry VIII, the monarch who formalised the union of England and Wales. Here's a link to the castle. Some neat photographs : http://www.castlewales.com/pembroke.html
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 12-May-2008 00:21
From: mustafakakka [MustaffaKakka] Date: 12-May-2008 00:13 From: ralph [R] Date: 11-May-2008 22:14 Wasn't Henry Tudor or whatever, from Wales? ............................................ A plaque at the castle marks the 1456 birthplace of Henry, the first Tudor king and father to Henry VIII, the monarch who formalised the union of England and Wales. Here's a link to the castle. Some neat photographs : http://www.castlewales.com/pembroke.html +++++++++++ What an fascinating post. You realize you are talking to a retard, don't you? And no, I am not checking out your link with the "neat-o" photographs. Fuck you for wasting my time.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 12-May-2008 00:25
*A plaque at the castle marks the 1456 birthplace of Henry, the first Tudor king and father to Henry VIII, the monarch who formalised the union of England and Wales. Here's a li* Thought so.And Pontius can piss off Dats a pre-emptive piss-off.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 12-May-2008 00:28
<<...and after it was about 40 years old, then it was considered an "oldie".>> GREAT! I'm a fucking oldie moldie. THANX A LOT DS, you be-otch! 3P, with ralphie it's more like 'Space Oddity' since he's such a space cadet! And 'odd-ball' as well. "This is major tom to ground control I'm stepping through the door And I'm floating in a most peculiar way And the stars look very different today" But I still luv ya Ralphie!
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 12-May-2008 00:36
Fascinating when you think about it, that we English have been ruled by foreign kings and queens since 1066 when the last true English King died. William 1 etc- Norman ( which actually mean viking rather than French, thank GOD). Plantaganet dynasty ( French, icky) Tudors ( Welsh) Stuart ( Scotch) William and Mary + Sprogs ( Dutch) George 1 onwards ( German, up to present day). Don't blame the English, we weren't there and we didn't do it and you can't prove anything.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 12-May-2008 00:44
My favourite songs at the moment are a German version of the Spongebob theme and The Flintstones song as done by The Black Lodge Singers, a group of native Americans who perform in traditional style. Unfortunately it's not the OLD Flinstones theme. You know, the one where we "had a gay old time".
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 12-May-2008 00:45
cain, I shudder to think what your gallery of masturbation material on your computer consists of. I'd probably be arrested on the spot if I so much as even took a sideways glance at it.
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 12-May-2008 00:47
From: thepube [adarklittlesecret] Date: 12-May-2008 00:41 Springstein should be on C.r.a.p.f.m. as far as I am concerned. ================= O.v.e.r.r.a.t.e.d.F.M. might be appropriate as well.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 12-May-2008 00:49
Did you know that DS is a vicious, conniving witch who has been cursed by I, the Very Rev. Pube and will shortly experience an outbreak of near terminal flatulence.
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 12-May-2008 00:49
From: cainmarko666 [cain marko] Date: 12-May-2008 00:45 your right re13 sorry, I masterbate on occasion, ok as we speak Cant help it =========== Your sloppy typing causes me to suspect you may be masturbating this very minute.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 12-May-2008 00:53
WOOO HOOO ! I just got an email to say that one of my "music" reviews is going to be published on someone else's site ! O.K. So it doesn't pay and the site is called "Weirdo music" but, hey, it's a first step. Fame and fortune beckon.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 12-May-2008 00:55
<<...anyway i"m sorry DS I have pms or menapause or whatever it is women get I mean Men Nevermind>> What does PMS stand for? Possible Murder Suspect -----+-----+----- Oh I am ever so fucking flattered that Ralphie wants to mate with me. (funny he chose the word 'mate', like we're hamsters or something.) Cheeses H. on a lightning rod, the Pube is here...Oh Good Mourning Pube! I had to put a few liters of petrol into my lorry & I checked under the bonnet then I looked in the boot to make sure that the body in there was decomposing properly, what poppy-cock! Pubes are the in-thing right now... 
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 12-May-2008 00:57
From: ralph [R] Date: 12-May-2008 00:48 As a scott slash irish I would say that Romans are jerks. ----------- ralphie, you are still here? Dammit. I was hoping you had forgotten to strap on your helmet and bumped your head on the wall by now.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 12-May-2008 01:02
I just came across a brilliant petrol related story. A guy threatening to commit suicide by soaking himself with kerosene. High trained , efficient and intelligent police office , to try to "calm him down", purchases cigarettes and lighter for man. Anyone care to place a wager on what happened ?
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 12-May-2008 01:02
im sorry im trying this new Vista Ultumite, it has the touchless typing i can type with but a thought all i have to do is think and bam i type..... im lazy.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 12-May-2008 01:05
I curse their head and all the hairs of their head; I curse their face, their brain (innermost thoughts), their mouth, their nose, their tongue, their teeth, their forehead, their shoulders, their breast, their heart, their stomach, their back, their womb, their arms, their leggs, their hands, their feet, and every part of their body, from the top of their head to the soles of their feet, before and behind, within and without
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 12-May-2008 01:09
While I was Googling for a suitable pic of pubes I came across this... From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel] 537 x 649 - 20k - jpg www.rr.iij4u.or.jp  from a forum; 'Everybody Likes BBQ' dated March 16, 2007
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 12-May-2008 01:14
I undestand that such hairyness is not uncommon in the mediterranean and arabic lands. Imagine the horror , for a normal person, of being faced with that jungle for the first time. A good, simple test is to look for excessive arm hair. And beards.
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 12-May-2008 01:16
pube, I object to you calling me a witch all the time; it makes me upset and dizzy, you dick. ralphie, please don't talk about my vaginal walls anymore; it is not becoming to a man, and generally isn't a good pick-up line for dating. So I have been told.
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 12-May-2008 01:18
From: thepube [adarklittlesecret] Date: 12-May-2008 01:13 "While I was Googling for a suitable pic of pubes " "Pity" is the word that springs to mind. ------------ Snigger, the Rev. Pube is speaking now.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 12-May-2008 01:18
All I was saying re 13, is that you deserve a good shaggin....I can't see anyone to tell the differ.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 12-May-2008 01:23
Snork ! Check this headline in my paper today. "Stephen Hawking seeks 'Einsteins of Africa' " Next in this series "Stephen Hawking seeks lost city of Atlantis" and "Stephen Hawking and the hunt for unicorns in Baltimore" You know, I'm not being judgemental or nothing but, if Africa was going to produce "Einsteins" wouldn't that have happened by now ?
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 12-May-2008 01:25
I get feeling and I could be wrong, that Pubeicus Maximus doesn't care too much for witches. In American Pubes, that is what is referred to as religious intolerance. Sheeeeeeeesh Pubes and I thought you were a very tolerant person who embraces folks of ALL races, ethnic back-grounds, religion (eggspecially the muzzies), sexual orientation, males, females, or undecided, sheep lovers, the village idiots, etc.
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 12-May-2008 01:26
From: thepube [adarklittlesecret] Date: 12-May-2008 01:23 Snork ! Check this headline in my paper today. "Stephen Hawking seeks 'Einsteins of Africa' " ---------- No, next headline is, "Stephen Hawkings Died Last Saturday".
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 12-May-2008 01:27
Well I think your Vaginal walls are amusing...Excuse I Doltess,,,(thats a new one...doltess.)
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 12-May-2008 01:39
And how do you know I need a shagging? The carpeting in my living room is worn down to the point that I need new a shag rug. Good call ralphie. 7.8 magnitude earthquake strikes China on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 06:28:00 UTC 
From: abyss
Date: 12-May-2008 01:43
Ralph if ya wanna slay the babes ya need to take them out! Eg. Idea’s for a first date. Walk to door, be greeted by Father. Pulverise Father, grab date by throat, lead her to the poison. Make sure she swallows. Bend her over the couch and make sure she knows that you have been there. Pour wine over her, toss rose petals towards her and say, thankyou. Always say, Thankyou.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 12-May-2008 01:55
DS, Good Nite, sleep tight... don't let the meth mites bite! LOL there's website for pranksters called http://www.rotteneggs.com/r3/show/se/1.html Very nice abyss, just because one is raping someone that is NO excuse for bad manners.
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 12-May-2008 02:12
BEIJING - A magnitude 7.8 earthquake struck mountainous western China on Monday, toppling a primary school and killing four students, Chinese state media reported. Wtf are kids doing in school at 3 in the morning.? stoops.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 12-May-2008 02:26
<<Wtf are kids doing in school at 3 in the morning.?>> Learning how to make Nike shoes Cain. -----+-----+----- Actually according to the USGS the EQ struck on... Monday, May 12, 2008 at 06:28:00 UTC Monday, May 12, 2008 at 02:28:00 PM at epicenter (local time) http://tinyurl.com/6jyax4
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 12-May-2008 02:34
BTW, Morning oh Pubulous One. And Cain and Ralphie, and Eggies... (Eggs: I strangely woke up with no shirt on and cheese smeared all over my left breast with a recipie for Hollandaise sauce under my pillow.)
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 12-May-2008 03:07
" get feeling and I could be wrong, that Pubeicus Maximus doesn't care too much for witches" There were jolly good reasons for burning witches in the old days, it wasn't done for fun. O.K. there was a fun element, you had to get your entertainment wherever you could back then but doth it not say in the Bible "THou SHALt Not Suffer an witch to live ". It doth. O.K. so the text was fiddled with so King James I ( who had a "thing" about witches) would let it get published. But it's there.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 12-May-2008 03:09
Bascha, if you only knew me you would be Way creeped out... Naw ,I'm just being jocular... Remember the day we met? That was a fucked up morning.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 12-May-2008 03:10
From: baschalove (Eggs: I strangely woke up with no shirt on and cheese smeared all over my left breast with a recipie for Hollandaise sauce under my pillow.) -----+-----+----- Bwaaaaaaa! Sounds like you got a visit from the Hollandaise Fairy, you must of lost a wad of toe jam & belly button lint. He only visits if one loses those 2 items at the same time. Ralphie, why did you email me a pic yourself?...  Please everyone, RUB ONE OFF! (cleek eet & you'll understand why) 
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 12-May-2008 03:19
Eggs: Thats a FARK.com reference... Domokun. Thats the brown guys name. I checked my toes, the black fuzz from my new socks is gone, and my bellybutton is raw. I really did wake up with no shirt. I was hugging it. Must have had weird dreams or something...
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 12-May-2008 03:23
Pontius? What are you doing invading womens dreams and such? Are you out there-stated.
From: sensuous
Date: 12-May-2008 03:42
Bascha, when I first read that it took me a minute to get Yeah, I can be a little slow sometimes.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 12-May-2008 03:42
baschalove, no you're not the only one that sleeps with clothes on, I wear a scuba divers suit and a purple tutu with granny panties underneath. GD, Can I turn those nipple thingies counter-clockwise? Well I'm off to catch a nap. Ovum & out
From: sensuous
Date: 12-May-2008 03:45
Well damn y'all are leaving. I need to hop in the shower here shortly anyway. Eggs,Bascha have a good day off/sleep.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 12-May-2008 04:41
"19 tells you not to shag animals and 21 Do not mistreat or oppress a foreigner, which is kind of hard for a Brit." We are more into the not mistreating animals and shagging foreigners stuff. Look at me ! Quoting my own posts ! I don't need the rest of you at all !
From: diarrheaomelette [with corn]
Date: 12-May-2008 04:49
Reminds me of that joke: Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can. ++++++ No, it's to get the taste of black people outta their mouths
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 12-May-2008 04:55
Notice of Name Change to: Rotten forum members from: Administration The poster known as Old Git will heretoforth be known as Old Senile Git.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 12-May-2008 05:02
ok, heretoforth isn't a word. how about henceforth? hey - i'm not the one sitting in a puddle of my own urine, drooling and talking to myself. ok, maybe I am. but Old Git did it first.
From: theodorant [{Reeks of bullshit!}]
Date: 12-May-2008 05:23
flatulence is talking through your balloon knot.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 12-May-2008 07:19
Did anyone else notice that on the "today in rotten history" sidebar the story about the Lindburgh baby. It says the trucker who found the body "45 feet from the highway" stopped for "a leak". 45 feet for a leak ? Don't think so. Wank maybe. That's why so many dead truckers are found dead in the woods with their trousers round their ankles having been blown to death by gay bears.
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 12-May-2008 07:29
In case anybody is wondering drinking 6 flaming dr. peppers, 4 shots of sambuca,14 beers,and 3 shots of jagermeister and then having a friend make a molotov cocktail, throw it in the air and have me shoot it with a 12 gauge is a great idea. I am attempting to reconstruct the events of my friends birthday celebration via my 2 cell phones call history. I am certain nobody cares but that sentence above is a run-on and a flaming dr. pepper consists of : 3/4 shot amaretto almond liqueur 1/4 oz 151 proof rum 1/2 glass beer 1. Fill a shot glass about 3/4 full with amaretto and top it off with enough 151 proof rum to be able to burn. 2. Place the shot glass in another glass and fill the outer glass with beer (right up to the level of the shot glass). 3. Ignite the amaretto/151 and let it burn for a while. Blow it out (or leave it burning if you're brave - not recommended) and slam it. Tastes just like Dr. Pepper.
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 12-May-2008 08:08
I would attempt to actually color the pictures but my crayons are dull and sharpening them is way out of my league. I am not allowed near sharp objects for fear of harming myself or others. The strait-jacket I am wearing is not very comfortable, this post is being typed with my nose.
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 12-May-2008 08:18
I have a feeling I am going to accomplish nothing today besides having a meeting about blood-borne pathogens. Having the freedom to make your own schedule is a bad idea when you are hung-over. I am going to shotgun 3 beers and take a nap and start a job at 9 pm and line everything up for the week so it does not interfere with me being a immature jackass.
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 12-May-2008 08:25
I started a seperate checking account just for the 4th of July. Starting July 2nd I am going to start smoking cigarretes laced with embalming fluid so I will be in a complete state of pyschosis when my pyromania kicks in. Also, I am going to rent a kakaoke machine so I can sing Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell duets by myself. If anybody has a problem with that they can go fuck themselves.
From: crapola
[Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 12-May-2008 08:47
Police hunt girl gang who poured liquid through letterbox of London blast house ### Well duh, It was a "London Blast House."  Get jiggy with it.
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 12-May-2008 08:59
Did you know mankind has been smoking weed since the neolithic age ? I would have to be really stoned to eat a wooly mammoth or sabre tooth tiger. If anyone cares to point out that the animals mentioned above were extinct during that period it means you are a nerd or looked it up.
From: mustafakakka
[MustaffaKakka]
Date: 12-May-2008 09:25
From: thepube [adarklittlesecret] Date: 12-May-2008 07:19 Did anyone else notice that on the "today in rotten history" sidebar the story about the Lindburgh baby. It says the trucker who found the body "45 feet from the highway" stopped for "a leak". 45 feet for a leak ? Don't think so. Wank maybe. That's why so many dead truckers are found dead in the woods with their trousers round their ankles having been blown to death by gay bears. ................................................... I tried out a new cross country cycle route through a forest near here on Saturday. Anyway, after about ten minutes in to the ride I came across a woman standing on the cycle path going nowhere fast. Thinking this was most odd (the fact that she wasn't walking/jogging/cycling/flagging me down for a quick one) I took a quick glance off into the forest where hubby dear was crouching down about 25 yards into the trees and bushes, trousers around his knees, taking a dump. What is it with the French ? I've been here three years and I've lost count of the number of blokes I've seen peeing on the side of the road. I've even seen a woman pull over in her car and crouch down behind her partially open door, and irrigate the ground. I hope DS finds this post a little more fascinating than my Pembroke Castle post and the thought of Frenchies exposing their winkies gives her something to mull over tonight.
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 12-May-2008 09:38
Emo kids are people that get beat up my rednecks like myself. They like crappy music (Deathcab for Cutie?) and are generally sluggish in nature. The female emos are sometimes cute and will give me a habdjob after I feign interest in their thick-framed glasses. Overweight emo girls are known as "emoos" , not emu as in a large flightless bird but Moo as in a cow. Overweight emo girls are particularly skanky. Not as skanky as overweight goth chicks but pretty close.
From: helterskelter
Date: 12-May-2008 09:40
Emo music is a shitty pop-punk derivitive that is a bunch of adults still whining about high-school and their girlfriends breaking up with them.
From: stephylou
[Stephy]
Date: 12-May-2008 11:57
Sorry to cut in.. But anyone still believe in travel agents..I am getting ready to book a trip through expedia..and was wondering if I can get a better deal with an agent..Im already getting a deal..but the cheap bitch in me wants more..I went with a travel agent once and did better then online myself..but she was a friend of mine who is no longer an agent..Should I just book the trip an be done with it..Yeah probably
From: gargoyle1
Date: 12-May-2008 11:57
Jaysus H. Christ in a meat grinder. We need updates fast. This place is really going to hell in a handbasket.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 12-May-2008 12:27
*it's not too late to save the discussion* Thats not very gentlemanly Helter...One tit would suffice.
From: crankbender78704 [cranky]
Date: 12-May-2008 12:38
from: CRANKY wow, is that really YOU< ENIGMA> i.e; the great CONUMDRUM? and dont EVER eat cotton seed oil. it isnt vegetabls, its full of roundup herbacide. it from cotton. makes gud paint -n varnish. no eat! 'course thats all part of the great new world order's EUENICS/genetics to poision the population.... check out the gmo food...virus genes keep making pesticides in your gut, and dont you want cockroach meat in yer pot-a-toes? (poe-ta-toe-E for the prezidential) THATS why we must test how much pesticide an inner city welfare youth can safely ingest before death, cause HALF of that is the "half-fatal" dose, and must be okey-dokey for all young boys and girls. mmmmmYUMi! just go back to sleep... and keep drinking the nutricious FLOURIDE and MERCURY! (mercury - winged messenger of the gods...) FREEDOM IS SLAVERY ! IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH! .
From: motherearthblues [Marilyn the Magnificent]
Date: 12-May-2008 12:51
"From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program] Date: 10-May-2008 20:38 From: thepube [adarklittlesecret] Date: 10-May-2008 04:27 When men get older, it means that they survived all the fights, the wars, the jealous lovers. So it means that an older man (just by being older) has better survival characteristics, that is, better fitness. That means, biologically, that the "proven" DNA of older males has more value. So those males, in turn, become hornier. They want to have sex more, and let me give you a hint, no offense, but they're not looking at 50 year old Bertha the Sag, or Carmela the Cougar with the hips like a pair of old, stretched-out saddlebags and some chemical peel. Older men, especial 60 to 80 year olds, are looking at very young women--why? Because younger women have more viable, less-damaged DNA. Younger women are more likely to produced healthy babies. That fosters the co-evolution of a trait in males for desiring healthier women, which equates to very young women, 11-14, with long, straight hair, large clear eyes, few skin blemishes, good coordination, no cough, good teeth, good memory, and yes, fighting skills. " _____________________________________________________________________________ Yeah, right- well, in your dreams, Geezer Casanova- "Older Men's Sperm Raise Risk Of Genetic Problems In Offspring" -06 Jun 2006 Babies born to older men carry a higher risk of having genetic problems, says a study from the USA . A French study showed that male infertility shoots up after the age of 40. Not only does the lower quality of older men's sperm lower fertility, it also makes it more likely that babies with genetic abnormalities are born. You can read about the American study in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences under the title "Advancing age has differential effects on DNA damage, chromatin integrity, gene mutations, and aneuploidies (chromosome abnormalities) in sperm". Andrew Wyrobek, Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory, and Brenda Eskenazi, University of California, Berkeley School of Public Health, study leaders, said that the their study demonstrated that men who wait till later in life to have children are not only risking infertility, but also having babies with such genetic disorders as achondroplasia and schizophrenia. The researchers found that the DNA in the sperm of older men do deteriorate. (Achondroplasia = Dwarfism) Women of any age who become pregnant with older men also have a higher risk of miscarriage, the study found. The US study analyzed the semen of 97 men, aged 22-80. All the men were non-smokers. The scientists tested for DNA damage, chromosomal abnormalities and gene mutations. They found that lower sperm motility correlated with DNA fragmentation. The study showed that men, as well as women, have a biological fertility clock. The difference seems to be that for women the change occurs more abruptly. Even though older men are more likely to produce babies with genetic problems, there is not a raised risk of having a child with Down syndrome, Klinefelter syndrome, Turner syndrome, triple X syndrome, and XYY - as is the case with older women. Some older men, a small fraction, have a higher risk of fathering offspring with multiple genetic and chromosomal defects. The researchers found that older men recruited in the Baltimore inner city area had an increased risk of fathering children with Apert syndrome. Apert syndrome is a serious disfiguring birth defect. A French study found that male fertility takes a nosedive when a man reaches the age of 40. The study was carried out at INSERM (Institut National de la Sant� et de la Recherche M�dicale). The study looked at the 2,000 couples in France who were having fertility treatment. Since 1980, the USA has seen a 40% jump in 35-49 year-old men fathering children and a 20% fall in men under 30 fathering children. Links: INSERM Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory (LLNL)
From: motherearthblues [Marilyn the Magnificent]
Date: 12-May-2008 13:09
From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program] Date: 10-May-2008 20:38 From: thepube [adarklittlesecret] Date: 10-May-2008 04:27 Younger women are more likely to produced healthy babies. That fosters the co-evolution of a trait in males for desiring healthier women, which equates to very young women, 11-14, with long, straight hair, large clear eyes, few skin blemishes, good coordination, no cough, good teeth, good memory, and yes, fighting skills. ___________________________________________________________________________ Do you bother to check out any of the babble that comes out of your mouth or do you delude yourself to justify your self-centered perversions ? From Adoptions.com Webpage (among many, many others).... "When it comes to teen pregnancies, there is a greater risk of complication for both the mother and child. However, this risk is commonly experienced by younger teens, because their bodies have not yet fully physically developed and they usually have poor nutrition. These teens generally suffer the worst complications, such as severe anemia and hypertension due to pregnancy. However, the baby often suffers the most problems." The baby may be born premature. The baby can suffer from low birth weight, with difficulty gaining weight after delivery. The baby can suffer from mental retardation or brain damage. The baby could also be stillborn (born dead).
From: bungmunch
[muncher of bung]
Date: 12-May-2008 13:25
From: stephylou [Stephy] Date: 12-May-2008 11:57 Sorry to cut in.. But anyone still believe in travel agents..I am getting ready to book a trip through expedia..and was wondering if I can get a better deal with an agent..Im already getting a deal..but the cheap bitch in me wants more..I went with a travel agent once and did better then online myself..but she was a friend of mine who is no longer an agent..Should I just book the trip an be done with it..Yeah probably --------------- Stephy, you can book a ride on the bungmunch express. you'll get a big load in the face at the end
From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 12-May-2008 14:18
From: motherearthblues [Marilyn the Magnificent] Date: 12-May-2008 12:51 The US study analyzed the semen of 97 men, aged 22-80. -Sample group is not large enough to draw meaningful conclusions They found that lower sperm motility correlated with DNA fragmentation. -Ergo, the problem is self-solving. Lower motility sperm are sub-Darwinistic in weeding themselves out. Therefore, the non-damaged sperm have higher motility, and reach the egg instead. So what's the problem? The study showed that men, as well as women, have a biological fertility clock. The difference seems to be that for women the change occurs more abruptly. -No, the difference is over 40 years. Yatzee! Game, set and match. Cassanova doesn't have an expiration date; Cassandra does. You better go buy some flowers before they wilt, hun. But thanks for trying.    
From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 12-May-2008 14:35
 science  is  so  fun!
From: motherearthblues [Marilyn the Magnificent]
Date: 13-May-2008 11:27
"Older men, especial 60 to 80 year olds, are looking at very young women--why? Because younger women have more viable, less-damaged DNA. Younger women are more likely to produced healthy babies. That fosters the co-evolution of a trait in males for desiring healthier women, which equates to very young women, 11-14, with long, straight hair, large clear eyes, few skin blemishes, good coordination, no cough, good teeth, good memory, and yes, fighting skills." _--------------------------------------------------------------------- Yeah, well, how's that workin' out for you, old man, cause I'm betting females even in their 50's are not standing in line knocking on the door of geezers 60 to 80 years old, especially since there is a definite trend out there for alot of guys to date older women. Having been a young girl myself, I know how revolting and creepy it can be to have even a guy 15 years older try to hit on you, not to mention some old fart who could be your grandpaw or greatgrandpaw trying to make time. (Ever watch "Dateline's To Catch a Predator?) Men develop the old beer gut, man boobs, lose the hair on their heads, and sprout hair everywhere else, including the ears and back. Not exactly the picture of male hunkiness, if you know what I mean. And the science does not back up your bravado, but nice try. I guess you do what you need to do to prop up the flagging male ego, right ?? And since when did teenage girls become immune to skin blemishes ? That's precisely when acne starts, with the puberty hormones. You really are clueless. (BTW- the size of the eye never changes from birth 'til death, so, no, a teenage girl does not have larger eyes either). Peace.
From: antichucken
[Rick]
Date: 14-May-2008 12:13
All teenage girls are evil, bitchy, manipulative whores. You should never trust them. They are all cunts. If anyone says otherwise they are a woman.
Updated: 14-May-2008 12:13
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