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Liquid Boom
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"A gang of girls may have used the internet to make a bomb that killed a man and destroyed three homes in their feud with another teenager."
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From: flayed [Flayed]
Date: 10-May-2008 03:37
Teenage girls are, by and large, the most vicious people alive.
From: flayed [Flayed]
Date: 10-May-2008 03:47
It just seems to me that teenage girls are a dangerous lot. Not all of them of course; the worst seem to be the preppy "populars". My cousin was utterly tormented in HS by a group of older chicks, and not just in school. They'd go to her house and try fucking with her. Girls also fought way more at my school then guys.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:08
Anyone want to place a wager as to the ethnicity of these gals ? WTF is, in the words of Marvin Gaye, "Goin' on". Some of the Pubic Industries stories that have appeared this morning are DAYS old. Duder/rottenstaff must have finally taken a break from GTA, and found a bunch of stuff down the back of the sofa. Was probably searching for stale Cheerios or some of those horrible cheesy snacks you have, the onese whith the Cheetah on the packet , that dye your fingers orange and leave your hands smelling like Gnu spunk for days.
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:19
"methyl ethyl ketone peroxide, which can be made from readily available ingredients using instructions found on the internet" that is the activator for polyester (fiber glass) resin. It is extremely caustic. Good luck making it from instructions on the internet.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:20
From: flayed [Flayed] Date: 10-May-2008 03:37 Teenage girls are, by and large, the most vicious people alive. ------------------------ No fucking shit. I escaped most of the derision from the 'Harpies' in high-school because I was physically beautiful. But these bitches hold grudges against other girls....in contrast, to the average guys; who will engage in a violent fist-fight, and afterwards blow it off and commence, to drink together.
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:22
From: cainmarko666 [cain marko] Date: 10-May-2008 04:07 There was a fight at a local high school involving 600 kids, all girls.!! ------------ Did the best orgasm of your life occur shortly after?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:26
From: thepube [adarklittlesecret] Date: 10-May-2008 04:08 Anyone want to place a wager as to the ethnicity of these gals ? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't be a bloody fool..........Swedes every last one of them.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:26
I escaped most of the derision from the 'Harpies' in high-school because I was physically beautiful. But these bitches hold grudges against other girls....in contrast, to the average guys; who will engage in a violent fist-fight, and afterwards blow it off and commence, to drink together. -------------- Not only do they hold grudges against other girls, they turn all other girls against the target girl. The whole lunch room table organizational chart is brutal, just brutal.
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:27
Chicks hold grudges, ban together, and adopt a "mob mentality" when they go crazy, whereas guys seem to shoot up schools by themselves or with their only friend (apparently it is very bonding moment).
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:27
I spent the evening surrounded by half dressed, sweaty teenage girls the other day. It was a Pubette's tryout for the county netball squad. How anyone can find 12-13 year olds "sexy" is beyond my understanding. They are still kids and are, in the main, thouroughly obnoxious, self centred and gawky. There is something fundamentally wrong with anyone , older than 20, who finds teenagers in any way attractive. In fact I would go so far as to say that such "men" should be put down. They are clearly a danger and , worse, lacking in discenment. The best kind of partner is, IMHO, a fully developed woman. Preferably a deaf mute.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:30
Wife and I are planning to adopt four teenaged girls from the state home for wayward girls. We will name them Methyl, Ethyl, Ketone and Peroxide.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:31
Pubus, ARE they cleaning up the filthy river?
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:32
I doubt very much if the girls involved had the intelligence to make anything from details found on the internet. My guess is they poured paraffin through the letterbox and it vapourised. It was quite warm yesterday in London. Positively tropical, that's why the girls were out and about, they felt at home. The poor sod who died was from Pakistan. You know that dangerous country. Bet he is ( or would be if he was in a state to consider) regretting his choice now.
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:33
I'm a Bad Man and I deserve to Die, on the other hand no I don't.!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "There is something fundamentally wrong with anyone , older than 20, who finds teenagers in any way attractive."
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:33
From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone] Date: 10-May-2008 04:27 DS, what in gods name are you doing up so early? ------------ I slept a couple hours. I'll sleep more later - I am off today, so I will be screaming at all you on and off for the rest of the day.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:34
"Pubus, ARE they cleaning up the filthy river?" If you are referring to the Thames, it is cleaner than it has been for years, give or take the odd dismembered African infant. If you are referring to the festering river of shit that comprises the population of "London" , I fear not. All is lost.
From: donkeyhotey [sir vantes]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:43
 No doubt the parents are grateful that their little darlings weren't using the 'Net to download PORN!
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:44
My worse offense on a fellow classmate was to TP their house. Although, I do know someone who had left a message on someone's parents' answering machine, saying it was "Planned Parenthood" and asking them to call them back to receive the results of their pregnancy test. That was a wee bit evil, I must admit.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:47
Yes luv....the first was foremost, probably because I undoubtedly wish to disassociate myself with any horridness I deem Anti-English. The last of a dying breed.
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:54
Hey, DD, BTW - I'm doing ok (to answer your question on the old? FFA). Thanks. And I hope you have a gaggle of tween daughters that are plotting to make your life a living hell soon.
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 10-May-2008 05:14
At the end of March, we had eight straight days of updates. April was rough with only two or three updates a week. It's been six weeks since we had a Saturday update. It's been 'I don't know how long' since duder updated in the AM (my time). Looking at the archives, it seems the trend of less frequent updates is expanding. A gap of two days wasn't as common in the past. Now a gap of three days seems normal. ....I'm sure it's Your fault.
From: pontius
Date: 10-May-2008 05:19
How much spare time do you have on your hands to run stats on how often duder updates his site? Sweet Jeez H. hanging-on-a-spinning-fan Christ!
From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 10-May-2008 05:23
How's your poverty of thought this morning? Blow an Irish donkey! 
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 10-May-2008 05:23
About as much as you do to comment on it. It took but a simple glance at the archive. wtf do you think I spent hours on that? Perhaps it might take you some time, but I can count to three really fast!
From: sensuous
Date: 10-May-2008 05:24
Other than the occasional fight. I never really did anything else. That I can remember anyway. I did think about getting my squirt guns, fill them with bleach and blast the dumb bitches.
From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 10-May-2008 05:27
From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion] Date: 10-May-2008 03:11  Acceptable losses. Particularly the clothes.
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 10-May-2008 05:32
The worst pain I ever felt was delivered by a teenage girl. We were at a school dance. She was the hottest chick in school. All the guys wanted her, (though I'm sure most didn't know what they wanted her for). A slow dance started, she sauntered over to me, grabbed me by the upper arms and looked longingly up into my eyes and asked me if I wanted to dance... She looked so good...I thought she was going to kiss me.... I said Yes. She smiled...and kneed me right in the nuts. Down I went, writhing and moaning while a crowd gathered to stare. Very, very painful. Very, very humiliating. It took ten minutes before I could stand and make my way home. I wanted to kill the stupid bitch. ...alas, she had a gaggle of older brothers who made it clear that retaliation wasn't in my best interest. My nads still shrivel up when I think about it.
From: daredebbil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 05:36
Hey hey hey, yur lookin hawt there sensuous! 
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 05:43
Thanx DS luv.......but that sort of stress I would well avoid. I would like to fuck you though; I don't have an enormous cock as shown on some of these extreme 'rotten' posts, but it stays hard enough to get the job done.......and I'm a foreplay master! (soaked or your money back)
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 05:50
And I saw '28 weeks later' on HBO earlier....that shit ain't for the faint of heart I can tell you what!
From: loriforgie [lori]
Date: 10-May-2008 05:57
MEKP is a catalyst for fiberglass resin. I used to work at a place that made fiberglass pipe. Me and other women would crawl around inside of the pipe looking for surface air bubbles that we would then sand out. Then we would take a PAPER CUP, and mix a strong solution of MEKP and resin together. It was called a "paint coat". You only had a few minutes to get back in the pipe and paint coat as much of the sandings you did quickly because the stuff would start to get hot, then smoke, then bubble and then turn hard. But still people like I said we used PAPER CUPS to mix it up in.
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 10-May-2008 06:07
From: daredevil [CameronVale] Date: 10-May-2008 05:43 Thanx DS luv.......but that sort of stress I would well avoid. I would like to fuck you though; I don't have an enormous cock as shown on some of these extreme 'rotten' posts, but it stays hard enough to get the job done.......and I'm a foreplay master! (soaked or your money back) ________________ I was oblivious to the fact I was soliciting sex on here, DD. Although, I have seen the movie 28 Days Later in the theater and own it on DVD, in fact. I think I need to consult with someone at the local free mental health clinic hotline. Excuse me for a moment.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-May-2008 06:42
Dayum, we used to use MEK without the peroxide to clean the rollers and other rubber bits in fax, copiers and printers. Works great, just wear gloves and don't breath alot. Also when I was young my step dad had a small plastics business. When it came to the liquid stuff we always used paper cups to mix, etc. I don't remember what kind the one was but the old man mixed some catalyst ( it was a two part catalyst ) in a cup, set it down for a minute to do something on the mold, and whoosh, flames 6 foot high shooting outta the cup. He was lucky that he'd set it down on concrete. Comes and gets me, and says watch this, mixes up a batch, sets it on the floor and tells me to keep back. Soon I could see smoke and then Woosh! Damn that was cool. Wish I knew what the fuck it was though.
From: wingedmonkeyminion [Satan Himself]
Date: 10-May-2008 07:00
Does the catalyst have a crusty butt too?
From: bert [Bert]
Date: 10-May-2008 07:09
(quote) that is the activator for polyester (fiber glass) resin. It is extremely caustic. Good luck making it from instructions on the internet. (end quote) It takes seconds to find procedures, a couple of hours and minimal skill to buy the ingredients (at a Wal-Mart or hardware store) and prepare MEK peroxide or acetone peroxide. Surviving the attempt to use or store them is where kids usually have the need for "good luck" with the organic peroxide explosives. They are too sensitive, reactive and unstable for military or industrial use. Kewl teenagers and terrorists are the usual users. BTW, when you use MEK peroxide as a catalyst, it is not the pure chemical but a mixture of the chemical and a solvent carrier which de-sensitizes it a good deal.
From: donkeyhotey [sir vantes]
Date: 10-May-2008 07:28
 Careful there, Bert. With that kind of expertise, you could end up on a DHS watch list.
From: bert [Bert]
Date: 10-May-2008 07:49
donkeyhotey, I have federal licenses to both manufacture and import explosives. I certainly should be on several Fed Gov lists...
From: donkeyhotey [sir vantes]
Date: 10-May-2008 08:08
Crikeys Bert! I'd imagine that would complicate air travel for you a bit. I mean, considering that my 79 year-old mother drew the scrutiny of no fewer than 3 TSA agents at McCarran Airport for trying to board a Delta flight with an expired drivers license...
From: number2
[we want information]
Date: 10-May-2008 08:34
From: thepube [adarklittlesecret] Date: 10-May-2008 04:08 Anyone want to place a wager as to the ethnicity of these gals ? ********************************************* when was the last time you heard about black/hispanic/insert your favorite ethnic minority hear chicks attacking with domestic liquid explosives, though? that one seams to be a white thing
From: bert [Bert]
Date: 10-May-2008 08:38
TSA agents are not allways the sharpest tools in the shed. I am careful not to board airplanes wearing my work clothes... I've known people who merely walked through a quarry on the blasted loose rock to be pulled out of the queue when their boots tested positive for explosive residue.
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 10-May-2008 09:37
Foreign affairs warning: http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1739053,00.html?cnn=yes Idiots are considering an American invasion of Myanmar. Shouldn't there be an amendment to the Constitution limiting the number of invasions of foreign countries to less than one a year? There's no hope. Rally round the family.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 10-May-2008 10:29
<<She later told police that a liquid the colour of Ribena and smelling of rotten eggs had been poured through her letterbox between 9am and 11am.>> Smelling of rotten eggs? I swear it wasn't me, I haven't been liquefied yet. I swear to gosh! <<She was rescued from the rubble by Andrew Haynes, 44, a gravedigger, and two friends after they saw her arm poking through the rubble and heard her screams for help.>> Bwaaaaaaa, how ironic that it was a gravedigger that dug her out of the rubble and saved her life. What a bunch of cruel cunts, hope they rot in prison for a long time.
From: arod42
[Alex]
Date: 10-May-2008 10:30
"Mr Qureshi’s body was removed from the rubble on Thursday night by firefighters. Originally from Pakistan, the businessman had recently finished a postgraduate degree in computing." This is the best part. How ironic to move from Pakistan only to be blown up by a makeshift bomb in England.
From: pontius
Date: 10-May-2008 11:03
"I am careful not to board airplanes wearing my work clothes..." -------------- I don't know where you come from, but never in my life have I seen a person being allowed onto an airplane wearing working clothes, explosive residues or not. And I flew a lot.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 10-May-2008 12:06
Hi Pontius, Androloma, others... I have been imagining DS in some rather intricate positions lately...Do you think I need counselling? (pics to follow).
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 10-May-2008 12:21
Seeing as no one is here, I'll just go on. One more note to DS. I almost died the other day, you would have been so pleased... I was slamming a posthole digger to cut two nasty roots...Sparks flew up 5 feet, followed by a smelly plume of smoke. It was cool!
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 10-May-2008 12:34
I don't know Pube, both those guys have provided laugh after laugh to youngsters world wide. Via commedians,and graphic artists, writers for M*A*S*H, etc.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 10-May-2008 12:40
O.K. Einstein we'll let lie but Freud has caused untold damage to feeble minded middle class neurotics for decades and provided a lucrative gentile tax to boot.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 10-May-2008 12:43
'Scuse me if I don't say "Hi" I am not people friendly at the moment. Warm weather always leads to an outbreak of external tards round here. They are begin to light the barbeques now ( tard-e-ques I call them). Soon they will be indulging in alcoholic beverages and laughing raucously. Late the arguments will start until , eventually, they pass out in their own vomit. I hate having the family round.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 10-May-2008 12:44
*O.K. Einstein we'll let lie but Freud has caused untold damage to feeble minded middle class neurotics for decades and provided a lucrative gentile tax to boot.* Tell me about your Mother Pubes...(lol)
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 10-May-2008 12:49
Mom always favoured my brother over me which led to a fear of rats and bedwetting. I used to piss on him when he was asleep. When I was at college doing Psychology we took a "neurotic" test and I came second top, whoopee. The only one above was a seriously disturbed and disturbing female goth thing. I am a damaged person. Lucky for me I don't care. And neither should you.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 10-May-2008 12:56
In fact I would go so far as to suggest that psychotherapy is the ideal profession for Jews , both as therapists and patients. Kvetching for fun and profit !
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 10-May-2008 12:58
One good thing aboot the current good weather is that the hazel tree outside my window has finally got it's leaves so I don't actually have to look at the tards, only hear them. Winter is dreadful , tardwise, but the bad weather tends to keep them in their lairs.
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 10-May-2008 13:01
Only Internet related "go boom" story I can think of was when my cousin downloaded a copy of the anarchist's cookbook off the web way back in the day. He tried to make some homemade smoke bombs just for shits and giggles but he used the wrong recipe, and ended up making model rocket engines. But since the genius had used empty toilet rolls to contain what he thought were smoke bombs, well I'll just say things went downhill real quick once he lit a couple of fuses...
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 10-May-2008 13:04
*Soon they will be indulging in alcoholic beverages and laughing raucously. Late the arguments will start until , eventually, they pass out in their own vomit.* We may be related. Some of my favorite things, though I try to pick my spots.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 10-May-2008 13:05
Same here Loma, it finally stopped raining last night but it is gray, overcast, and raw out. I have 2 more gardens to clean up and it would be nice to be out there toiling in the dirt. And the rain caused my Wisteria to tilt over, so I have to tie it off to brace it, AGAIN! I might decide to go out in awhile and start cleaning out the leaves from at least one of the gardens. Then I'll get covered in mud, YAY! Evening to ya pube! and greetings Ralph. BTW... You're all beyond neurotic, you're all methed up in da ole gray matter.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 10-May-2008 13:18
*n fact I would go so far as to suggest that psychotherapy is the ideal profession for Jews , both as therapists and patients. Kvetching for fun and profit !* So true...Hi Reggs...shit, where's my contact!
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 10-May-2008 13:53
*Jesus, ralphie. Only someone like you can manange to have an entire conversation with me without me actually being present.* You don't know the half of my old GF's...
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 10-May-2008 14:01
"Jesus, ralphie. Only someone like you can manange to have an entire conversation with me without me actually being present. " Sad to say but, for many of us, that is the preferable option.
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 10-May-2008 14:16
Hahaha, pube, I get the joke. You'll be pleasantly surprised to learn I'll be going to a BBQ in a bit. Isn't a hoot, since you were discussing BBQ's and all? Anyway, I'll be thinking of you as I bite into my turkey frank and washing it down with shitty American beer.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 10-May-2008 14:19
Not all American beer is shitty ( though most is). I had some really good "micro" brews in California and Hawaii, all those years ago. Fuck. I need a holiday. Anyone want to houseswap ? Anyone except DS, that is.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 10-May-2008 14:21
Actually, on second thoughts , cancel that. Americans have a funny way with interior decoration, don't you ? I think I am safer in a cheap motel. What is it with your domestic appliances too ? They are very primitive. Like something from the 1950s.
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 10-May-2008 14:26
From: ralph [R] Date: 10-May-2008 14:23 Baby, my tempature is rising I got ta hold on OOOooOh Yada Yada Yada... ----------- What the fuck is wrong with you? It's still too early in the day for "tard-speak".
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 10-May-2008 14:44
ralphie, you strike me as the type reads the comics section of the morning paper on the toilet and giggling while your dog is trying to take a drink out of at the same time.
From: bedfart
[lurker in]
Date: 10-May-2008 14:45
Damn, I'm jonesing for a rotten.com fix. Been offline for a week. -- Anybody; help me Ralph -Ya there? I need an address for some LEGAL high bitrate music download for a friend. {Cell, live at glade festival 2005}
From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-May-2008 14:51
DS, turkey hotdogs? I think I'm going to puke. Give me an all beef hotdog with a natural casing, cold, right outta the package anyday. Turkey dogs are anemic looking and sound totally disgusting. I'd rather die of a heart attack than eat one. Goes for turkey burgers, bologna and any other turkey product, other than the whole bird type thing you eat on turkey day. I'm trying hard not to get vomit on my keyboard, since I just cleaned it a week or so ago. Cheap american beer? Is there any other kind? Other than maybe some good micro brews or something like Sam Adams. I hope you aren't swilling down bud or coors. Gawd, that stuff is awful. At least have a Dos XX or Corona, if not a heinekin or St. Pauli Girl. Or a Guiness, please. Miller Genuine Draft will do in a pinch however. Much rather have a nice dry and dark hard cider ( see pic ) I have a fondness for those rotten apples.  Eggys, was cold and ugly here earlier but has since cleared off and is decent and sunny even, muddy as hell though. Love to help you get all muddy in yer garden though.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-May-2008 14:55
Eggys, that kitchen would drive even the most sane person outta the room in short order, damn, that made my retinas hurt.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 10-May-2008 14:56
Look I'm not trying to be lurid er anything...But if DS was sprinkling the porcelin chalice, my dog would hightail it!, I on the otherhand, would have to do all sorts of water purification testing-dna and such...Then ponder...
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 10-May-2008 15:08
*Anybody; help me Ralph -Ya there? I need an address for some LEGAL high bitrate music download for a friend. {Cell, live at glade festival 2005}* Funny you should say, cause I need to find some free B-movie stuff on the www. Stuff like Frankenstien Conquers The Earth, and Spyder Baby...(etc). Elsewise, no idea squire...Nottaknow.Zoygin...
From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-May-2008 15:10
Bedfart, I know what you mean. Sometimes getting dirty is just great fun. I think that doing yardwork with Eggsy would be great, however I think the yard would end up looking neglected.
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 10-May-2008 15:11
"Gargoyl - even yardwork in dry heat, is fun with an interesting lady" ------------- What, so do you keep a sticky picture of Hillary Clinton in your back pocket that you take out every few minutes to gaze at with lust for a moment before resuming the yardwork?
From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-May-2008 15:16
DS, no, I'm not belittling your tastes, honest, but I've seen and smelled them. To me, they are no better than roadkill. The smell makes me gag, so no, I've not eaten one, I don't want to bazooka barf at a BBQ. Turkey should look like turkey, not a hotdog. Call me old fashioned if you will.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 10-May-2008 15:31
No I was right there with the bazooka barf thing, then I thought twice and then ...Shit happened.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 10-May-2008 15:34
Even worse sounding are those fucking tofu hot-dogs. Why would anyone eat that shit is beyond me. (RE13 throws up a bit o' bile and fights the urge to puke eggplosively). 
From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-May-2008 15:40
They make tofu dogs now? Someone just kill whoever came up with that idea. Christ on a BBQ grill. I know I'm strange in that I won't eat a cooked hotdog, no matter how you cook it. Give me one right outta the meat case or fridge, I'm happy. No ketchup, mustard or relish or onions and no chili please.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-May-2008 15:44
OK, now I'm hungry. Off to rummage around in the fridge and then watch "The Groove Tube". My wife has never seen it, she's in for a shock. I'll let you know later how it goes.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 10-May-2008 15:45
Everybody's trying to change hotdogs all a times...Those are the most primative and primeval of all gods foods...I ain't hungry however (pic to follow).
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 10-May-2008 15:48
My beef with tofu dogs is how the fuck do you tell when they are done? The things are gray when you take em out of the package, gray when you grill em and gray when you plate em. If there were any meat in the fuckers it'd be a food safety issue. Besides that, they taste like an eraser boiled in veg stock. At best....
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 10-May-2008 15:52
Yes Goyle they make tofu hot-dogs. Now I like my hot-dogs long, thick, hard & juicy to the point where I can barely fit my mouth around it. How about a tofu burger? Christ on a lightning rod, the things they make with tofu is just wrong. But I do like regular tofu just not these imitation meat & dairy products. UGH! 
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 16:03
These are the only dogs worth gobbling you ill-palated Philistines! 
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 16:24
Someone should ask that cunt if her 'brat' tastes like Janet Reno's dykey murdering asshole!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 16:47
 Here ya go Eggy...wrap your smackers around this implement of destruction!
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 10-May-2008 16:54
......but it would obviously be a disturbing development if a girl gang has decided to settle a dispute in such a dramatic and tragic way. ------------------------- Drama and tragedy are the bywords of girl groups, whether you call them gangs, cliques or hordes of harpies. When I was a teenage girl, I got smart quick and made friends with all the guys. I got a few snipes at me, but since I had the ear and friendship of most of the jock-type boys, most girls weren't too keen to alienate me. Generally, they tried to get me to talk to this boy or that for them. Sometimes I did. However, since I was also one of those cruel creatures, I usually used their proclamations of love as reasons to twist my own blade and make fun of them. I remember when I made the most popular girl cry because I told the boy she liked that she was on her period the day he finally asked her out. He was immediately grossed out and refused to go out with her until she told him it was over. Ahhhhh........good times........
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 10-May-2008 17:06
<<Cheap american beer? Is there any other kind? Other than maybe some good micro brews or something like Sam Adams. I hope you aren't swilling down bud or coors. Gawd, that stuff is awful. At least have a Dos XX or Corona, if not a heinekin or St. Pauli Girl. Or a Guiness, please. Miller Genuine Draft will do in a pinch however. Much rather have a nice dry and dark hard cider ( see pic ) I have a fondness for those rotten apples. >> Goyle, Sam Adams - the best Corona - good on a real hot day with 2 lime wedges jammed in the bottle Heinekin - a liitle too sweet for my taste St. Pauli Girl - good Guiness - too heavy for me, can't drink more than 1 "Light beer" is almost as disgusting as saying "Diet chardonnay" - puke 
From: poontius
Date: 10-May-2008 17:11
From: flayed [Flayed] Date: 10-May-2008 03:37 Teenage girls are, by and large, the most vicious people alive. ////////////////// Sheesh! ladyboys can be much worse, trust me.
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 10-May-2008 17:16
From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen] Date: 10-May-2008 16:56 ˇSanta Mierda DD! "Is that cock even real? Cheeses, that thing will get one a trip to the ER." Yeah it's his ...   
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 10-May-2008 17:25
Pardon my duh-ness Cain, but WTF is a meng? <<"Light beer" is almost as disgusting as saying "Diet chardonnay" - puke.>> How anyone can drink Girl's Lite, oops I mean Coor's lite is beyond me. Do those that drink it like to piss a lot or something? I always love the people who order a 'rum & DIET coke', as if they are really cutting back the calories. IDIOTS!
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 10-May-2008 17:47
From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen] Date: 10-May-2008 17:25 Pardon my duh-ness Cain, but WTF is a meng? <<"Light beer" is almost as disgusting as saying "Diet chardonnay" - puke.>> How anyone can drink Girl's Lite, oops I mean Coor's lite is beyond me. Do those that drink it like to piss a lot or something? I always love the people who order a 'rum & DIET coke', as if they are really cutting back the calories. IDIOTS! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Meng" is what Cuban's say like Men, As for the beer I never drink Light Beer I hate it makes My head hurt in a non wasted way ewwwa.
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 10-May-2008 17:51
From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen] Date: 10-May-2008 17:44 "WOW, that is one serious unit on that fella Cain. I'd be scared to take that schlong on." Check out his official My Space... http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=179973936
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 17:56
From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen] Date: 10-May-2008 10:29 <<She later told police that a liquid the colour of Ribena and smelling of rotten eggs had been poured through her letterbox between 9am and 11am.>> Smelling of rotten eggs? I swear it wasn't me, I haven't been liquefied yet. I swear to gosh! ----------------------------------- Bullshit Eggy; I smell Arafat. (err..I mean a rat) And if anyone in the US knows what 'Ribena' or 'Weetabix' is; I should be surprised. Or Rowntree's fruit-gums!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 18:12
Oh Jesus....NYC girl expounding upon the vitues of beer. (can I assimilate all the brilliance!) Actually, Guiness (my fave) I have also found to be too rich for more than one or two. Bud is urine Miller is bitter Coors is water Icehouse is relatively inexpensive, non-filling, and has minimal aftertaste. Adams and St.Pauli girl are not bad, and Shiner Bock; a Texas brew is terrific. Hey; it's all rented piss.....drink Cabernet and Chardonnay to wash down the pills!
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 10-May-2008 18:15
Cain I tried checking out Ramon's myspace page but it's set to private. DD I swear it was NOT me, really. Soda, cereal & candy; who needs teeth? STFU I looked over there and I didn't see anything BUT when I looked up over here I saw something glistening & shiny.
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 10-May-2008 18:17
My Fave Beer is as Follows To get wasted I'll have Guinness, with Food Nothing but Corona, To watch The "BIG" Game again "Corona", To drink at a Local Bar By Myself as always a Guinness. !!
From: batty
Date: 10-May-2008 18:27
BATty, dont nEED no SILly PENis enLARGEment, lol beCAUSE BATty is well ENDowed, 
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 18:40
Fuckin' shite Loma.......that kickboxing gif made me squirm and groan out loud. Owww!!
From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 10-May-2008 18:54
And, now, at this time, we are delighted to present the lovely, charming and highly talented Norma Stitz: Click ---> 
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 10-May-2008 18:55
Well I didn't miss much Cain, he's not even good looking. I've posed this question before and I'll axe it again. Doesn't Batty's posts remind ya of Norace's with the random capitalization of letters and loads of smileys?
From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-May-2008 18:57
rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen] Date: 10-May-2008 15:52 Yes Goyle they make tofu hot-dogs. Now I like my hot-dogs long, thick, hard & juicy to the point where I can barely fit my mouth around it. ===================== For some reason, I got hard when I read that. Want some Celtic sausage Eggsy? Patsy, Guiness is an acquired taste, I hated it the first time I tried it.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 10-May-2008 19:04
<<Patsy, Guiness is an acquired taste, I hated it the first time I tried it. >> My problem Goyle is that I tend to want to have at least a 6-pack and Guinness is a slow sipping ale. It is the true liquid lunch
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 10-May-2008 19:10
reggs, thats the point. sandy hasnt got an original thought in his head. hes like a kid that will take any attention he can get, good or bad.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 10-May-2008 19:29
OMG Lordpakul those puppies must weigh as much as if not more than the guy in the video. HOLY SHEET! Loma I'm sure she has back problems, every woman that I've known who was well endowed in the chest had back pain. And their breastes were no where near the size of that woman's. I'm the vice president of the itty bitty titty committee so I don't know what it's like to carry a load like that in the front. But I am glad that I'm small breasted; the money I save from NOT having to buy bras and smaller breasts mean more sensitive nipples.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 19:31
That's amusing, I give Patsy a gentle ribbing about a woman presuming to speak to men on the subject of suds; but she actually seems pretty spot-on. Now......Traci Lords or Ginger Lynn?
From: fucktardmama [fook-me]
Date: 10-May-2008 19:36
From: flayed [Flayed] Date: 10-May-2008 03:37 Teenage girls are, by and large, the most vicious people alive - - - - - - - - - No shit. This girl I went to college with told me a story about a group of girls that used to harass her. They called her house one night, her mother answered the phone. They made screaming noises over the phone and were screaming "oh my God he is raping me". She said they said some other fucked up shit, but she wouldn't elaborate. Ever notice though, the meaner and more vicious the girl, the more likely she is to end up a single welfare mom with multiple children by multiple fathers?
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 10-May-2008 19:39
From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen] Date: 10-May-2008 16:30 <<Besides that, they taste like an eraser boiled in veg stock.>> How eggactly do you know that hippity? ****** My Gf tried to get me to eat one at a cookout. Nearly retched after the second bite, the first bite was slathered in jalepeno relish, or else I'd have chucked it in the trash that much sooner....
From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-May-2008 20:00
Hey Eggsy, wanna do some yardwork by moonlight? I'm outta here now, me eyes won't point the same direction which is making reading a real treat.
From: abyss
Date: 10-May-2008 20:01
“A gang of girls may have used the internet to make a bomb” Oooh! Next they will be reaching for books. Send them to Tamed Teens, heard the initiation is a blast.  Hey all.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 10-May-2008 20:04
DD, Beer I know plenty. Father loved his drink and Irish bars were plenty around my neighborhood. Hefeweizen leads the pack. I love a full-bodied beer with a thick head (easy boys). American beer is Sam Adams, love all their variety, and especially love that variety pack they put together. It's like having a mini-tasting contest in a 6-pack. As a dessert, I love a Belgian framboise lambic. It's about $5 a bottle so you have to go easy. Micro-breweries have good beers but sometimes they try to get too artsy with their labels and that pisses me off. There is a micro brewery 2 blocks from my old apartment. Great beer but they sometimes used to go a little off the wall. In the Fall they would come out with pumpkin ale. Reminds me too much of pie.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 10-May-2008 20:06
From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen] Date: 10-May-2008 16:56 ˇSanta Mierda DD! Is that cock even real? Cheeses, that thing will get one a trip to the ER. _______________________________________________ In many cases of oversize cocks, butts and boobies, you can thank (or blame) the use of a 21mm Wide-Angle lens, which exaggerates perspective and yet gives good depth of field. I suspect that Broadway Cameras has "Porn Package" with that camera/lens combo. 
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 20:12
 Cain.....the Windex bills DO go to your e-mail you realize!
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 10-May-2008 20:13
<<Ever notice though, the meaner and more vicious the girl, the more likely she is to end up a single welfare mom with multiple children by multiple fathers? >> I figure it's because the alpha-girl thinks high school is the apex of her life. She is so self-centered that she doesn't get that after graduation everything starts all over again. A good smart girl knows that she has to make it OUT of high school to get away from chicks like the alpha-girl. The good girl spends her energy on moving up and away from the alpha-girl where as the alpha-girl is content to be a big fish in the small pond -- hence the 25 year old, 3 kids, working at Applebees as the "Greeter" chick.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 10-May-2008 20:14
Hurray for Lambics! The very tart Gueuze Lambic is my favorite, and La Lunette my fav cafe in Brussels. The Gueueze is served in an oversized one litre champagne cup. Perfect with moules et frites. The taxi stand is, thank the Gods, near by.
From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 10-May-2008 20:15
From: cainmarko666 [cain marko] Date: 10-May-2008 19:32 Does anyone know what time it is ? Is it Bob Jones time? No, something other than that. Sally Estrada's birthday, and she's 19, and won't be wearing anything? No. Ok, one more. It's _J_A_I_L_B_A_I_T_ time, when all the "watchlist people" come out to play with your pictures? I think that last one is, right on the trigger, isn't it? There's a couple of cops here, a couple of feds, so throw some peanuts to the elephants. We have to keep an eye on all these suspicious people, so put your pictures up, then we can see who's doing what.
From: abyss
Date: 10-May-2008 20:25
“We have to keep an eye on all these suspicious people, so put your pictures up, then we can see who's doing what.” There ya go.  
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 20:25
Cool Pats......a woman with a sense for the Ale-age cannot be all bad. Fuck, I miss the city. I used to live in Elizabeth NJ for about a year....not a stone's throw from the Goethal's Staten Island Bridge; and not much further from the GWB and the Holland Tunnel. Thankfully I was raised in far more congenial suburbia....but fending for your own at 18 is a tricky proposition in channel WOR 9 country!
From: abyss
Date: 10-May-2008 20:34
“<<Ever notice though, the meaner and more vicious the girl, the more likely she is to end up a single welfare mom with multiple children by multiple fathers? >>” Ok I’ll be candid for a moment. Not only did I notice it, I marr | 
