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Kids live with corpse for two months
Orlando Sentinel | Submitted by: Inigo Montoya
"Two children and their mother lived for about two months with the decaying body of a 90-year-old woman on the toilet of their home's only bathroom, on the advice of a religious superior who claimed the corpse would come back to life..."
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From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 10-May-2008 03:27
Ha! How stupid can people be? Well, send that old corpse my way, I'll fix her up for a price 
From: flayed [Flayed]
Date: 10-May-2008 03:55
Cripes. I wonder if "bishop" Bushey likes head cheese.
From: donkeyhotey [sir vantes]
Date: 10-May-2008 05:09
 MOTHERRRRR! Grandma's hogging the bathroom again!
From: johnnyaloha [JohnnyAloha]
Date: 10-May-2008 05:13
She thinks religion is real? What an idiot!
From: pontius
Date: 10-May-2008 05:38
Hey, two months is not enough. You gotta wait and pray 2 full years before she gets back up!
From: hateful [Hate forever]
Date: 10-May-2008 05:48
From: johnnyaloha [JohnnyAloha] Date: 10-May-2008 05:13 She thinks religion is real? What an idiot! ------------ Religion is real. Just not the things they beleive in like a magical old man in the sky that watches everything you do and loves you so much he sends you to hell. Although there is nothing you can possible do in life to deserve an eternity in hell. ALso the Easter Bunny is real or was real until I shot him and had him for dinner last March. Damn did he taste good.
From: donkeyhotey [sir vantes]
Date: 10-May-2008 06:02
hateful sez: 'ALso the Easter Bunny is real or was real until I shot him and had him for dinner last March.'  Yeah, and this is why Linus waits in vain for The Great Pumpkin to appear every Halloween.
From: mencken
Date: 10-May-2008 06:16
"The house smelled of incense and burned wood, and had religious materials everywhere and hymns playing on the stereo," ----------------------- Man, that's a creepy visual. I'll bet that the Deputy got the willies when she walked into the place. Anyhoo, what's the big deal about 2 months with a corpse? Mencken's former wife would turn into a corpse in the bed every night, and he had to live with THAT for a hell of a lot longer than 2 months....
From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-May-2008 06:45
Grandma, hurry up in there, I gotta tap a kidney man! So, since granny was hoggin the shitter, did they just use the kitchen sink?
From: mencken
Date: 10-May-2008 06:51
From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion] Date: 10-May-2008 06:27 Living dead wife, eh HL? --------------------- Man, you don't wanna know. But it's better now; we learn from our mistakes and move on. That was a lifetime ago... Thankfully, The Lady Mencken enjoys the #1 boom boom, so I no longer have to feel like I'm committing necrophilia.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 10-May-2008 08:57
two months? i could do that standing on my head! not really, ive got a weak stomach for the smell of rotting flesh. i was just trying to sound tough.
From: aeon
[aeon]
Date: 10-May-2008 09:23
hahahhaahaaahahah stupid. fucking. CHRISTIANS. when i was a little kid, i thought all this retarded shit would be totally done in the western/civilized world by now. sigh
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 10-May-2008 09:44
You know, they might be on to something. Even though I am not part of any organized religion, some of my most "holiest" ... "movements" have been when giving my offerings to the shit spirit.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 10-May-2008 10:38
2 months on the shitter? That is some serious constipation. Shoulda tried Miralax for some relief. I'm a religious superior and I now command myself to make an offering to the porcelain god in the form of a long, brown, log shaped substance, with a hint of methane.
From: flyndaran [Patrick]
Date: 10-May-2008 11:51
Christ on a stick! Even monkeys know to get rid of dead relatives.
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 10-May-2008 13:35
From: gargoyle1 Date: 10-May-2008 06:45 Grandma, hurry up in there, I gotta tap a kidney man! So, since granny was hoggin the shitter, did they just use the kitchen sink? ***** Maybe they just copped a squat in the bathtub, and rinsed their leavings down the drain? Its not like it could smell any worse than granny's rotting corpse stinking up the place....
From: engineer2323 [Mike]
Date: 10-May-2008 13:48
Idiots! They were supposed to sacrifice a virgin in the bathtub and anoint grandma's body with the blood. If you want a pagan rite done right, then hire a professional!
From: prestonsgirl [Melanie]
Date: 10-May-2008 14:15
Its reasons like this that makes me an Atheist...how awful it must have been for those kids!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 15:19
From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen] Date: 10-May-2008 10:38 I'm a religious superior and I now command myself to make an offering to the porcelain god in the form of a long, brown, log shaped substance, with a hint of methane. ----------------------------------------------------------------- How delicate and lady-like you are Eggy!
From: elfboy
[blinky7]
Date: 10-May-2008 18:17
Bella,dear, stupid is as stupid does. To quote from Ian Anderson/Aqualung. "If Jesus saves, well he'd better save Himself, from the gory glory-seekers who use His name in vain.." Blaming the actions of these lunatics on Jesus is like blaming Ikea/BestBuy/ Home Depot for the failure to follow the instructions on how to assemble the item you've purchased. And frankly, I'm surpised that you of all people would offer up such a hackneyed,knee-jerk response. Well, there it is, & it's only,merely, my opinion.
From: sawgunner [Doug]
Date: 10-May-2008 18:22
This makes Christians look bad. How could they believe such silly nonsense? I looked in the Bible to see if it mentioned toilet ressurections. I scanned the real parts about the 40 day flood and the ark, the woman turning to stone, the parting of the sea, the talking burning bushes, and so forth, but didn't see anything that sounded unrealistic.
From: conspiracy
[Theory]
Date: 10-May-2008 18:43
I don't knock ones beliefs , but that sounds pretty bat-shit crazy to me. People need to temper their beliefs with common sense. And androloma , nice gif
From: elfboy
[blinky7]
Date: 10-May-2008 18:45
Sawgunner - re-read your Bible, it DOES apply to everyday life, for example, in reference to the story of Sodom & Gommorah, where Lot's wife looks back, & turns into a pillar of Salt, Well, I was driving, turned around & looked back, & turned into a telephone pole. (the above msg. was intended as satire. anyone offended should either fuck off, or seek professional help.)
From: fucktardmama [fook-me]
Date: 10-May-2008 19:39
From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone] Date: 10-May-2008 04:42 Don't they know that to make anyone come back to life in the bathroom you have to say "Candyman, candyman, candyman" while looking in the bathroom mirror? Shhehh - - - - - - - - - - - So Patsy after you saw the movie did you try it? Personally I was too fucking scared.
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 10-May-2008 19:45
I'm a little curious. I wonder if the kids in the story had a "rotten" mentality, they could have made quite a bit o' money selling tickets to see the shitter sitter. Although if that was the case, I'd imagine that would have been on the undercard. You know, "Family lives with corpse for two months, kids sell tickets"...
From: flayed [Flayed]
Date: 10-May-2008 20:07
Anyone get my head cheese reference? If not, go rent some damn horror flicks...  
From: evilme2 [Danny]
Date: 10-May-2008 20:49
What the fuck is wrong with some people? 2 months living with a corpse? Have you ever smelled a body? Imagine the trama the poor kids went through.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 10-May-2008 21:06
Patsy and Mama -- I forced myself to do it. There are (at least) two me: One who manages to believe at least three impossible things every morning before breakfast and another who just has to test anything and everything, and ususally wins out. When I was about 5, I was told that if I made a horrible face on Easter Sunday when the "bells come back form Rome" and they started to ring, I would remain like that forever. I summoned all my courage and tried it, fists firmly clenched. It was a lie and started my career as a devout skeptic
From: preyingmantis [david]
Date: 10-May-2008 21:16
BTW tha Lady in the blble was turned into a pillar of salt" not a stoner. I mean stone. I'm a biblical scholar don't ya know?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 23:01
'Devout skeptic' self-describes GD and is the watchword also for the self-effacing, humble DD. 'Spartans.......prepare for glory!' The Hoplites were the shit! Earth and water? Baby Jessica shall find plenty of both down there!
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 11-May-2008 05:15
Norman, NORMAN, This is your mother!!!
From: snowwhite [SnowWhite]
Date: 11-May-2008 07:48
Fifteen year old girl in the mix, huh? I bet Bishop Bobby was showing her how his bone could come back to life. "Yeah, baby, just like that! Keep sucking and you will soon be anointed with my holy water."
From: razzabeth [the mind-taker!]
Date: 11-May-2008 13:01
Well, it didn't work for the King, so why should it work for Granny? 
From: shanon [shanon]
Date: 11-May-2008 19:44
My gods!Happy mothers day now get the fuck off the toilet and write me a check!
From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 11-May-2008 20:22
How sad that they most likely had to study for days to become that stupid. I wonder if they stopped her Social Security or if they spent it like the rat bastages that they am. Ya heard me?
From: snowwhite [SnowWhite]
Date: 12-May-2008 07:45
Ahhh...I love the smell of grandma in the morning.
From: smokey
[krispy]
Date: 12-May-2008 12:27
i read this in the paper when i was in jail. its about some self proclaimed bishop who mind fucks some dumb bitch in believing if she prays enough the rotting corpse sitting on the shitter will come back to life!!!????wtf!
From: vicmasterblower
[don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 12-May-2008 14:13
Hey bonerheads! You guys are FUNNY! Elf and snowite, I laughed out loud at your comments and it brought the office running! Hey chow, androlma, conspiracy and the rest. This is sum funny shit-all in the name of religion. Hm..why don't islams do this, should get them a couple virgin dogs or so. And just try to get that smell out! It will never happen; the smell of aged death is quite vile. And permanent.
From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 12-May-2008 16:17
And the bitch bishop cried: Oh dear god, breath life back into this stinkin woman cuz between the body or the shit, I don't know which, I'm about to gag.
From: thebecoming [mr.selfdestruct]
Date: 14-May-2008 02:36
Wish I would have seen this article sooner. I live about 20 or so miles from Necedah. There is a shrine there dedicated to a woman who said the Virgin Mary spoke to her on three occasions back in the 50's. Its called The Shrine. There are real-life sized replicas and statuettes of Christian Religious figures, including a portrayal of a bloodied and rotting Christ cruicified. i dont know who made them but they are incredibly real looking. We used to sneak into the place at night on heads full of acid just to show people the crucified Jesus, and the full sized Last Supper. Its really quite a sight! I might have to burn one and take a ride there again one of these days. Although these fuck-tards had nothing to do with The Shrine, Juneau is a fucked up county in Wisconsin and one of the poorest. When the local paper showed the offenders faces in the newspaper on Sunday, they seriously look like they are retarded, or have Downs-syndrome.
From: snowwhite [SnowWhite]
Date: 14-May-2008 07:30
When the local paper showed the offenders faces in the newspaper on Sunday, they seriously look like they are retarded, or have Downs-syndrome. ------------------------------------- See! That's what happens when you screw up your face smelling stink for two months.
Updated: 14-May-2008 07:30
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