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Looking for meth in lost-and-found
Kitsap Sun | Submitted by: Morbid Librarian
According to the report, the suspect asked how much trouble he was in. "I replied it depended on how many points he had," said the deputy, referring to the number of previous convictions against the suspect. The suspect said he had "a lot" of points. "I told him he was in a lot of trouble then," the deputy replied.
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From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 10-May-2008 03:34

This young trooper's mind
is mething in action.

Lame puns are worse than lame porns.

From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:51

Always a good idea to keep your I.D. with your drugs.
It's also smart to write a "this is a bank holdup" note on the back of your drivers license when presenting it to the teller.

From: pontius
Date: 10-May-2008 05:49

I was going to insult the guy, but I can't think of any word fit enough to describe him. Maybe brain-dead fucktard?

From: atomhartmother [yeah, m'kay]
Date: 10-May-2008 06:15

Leave the shit alone, son. It's gonna kill the last 3-4 brain cells you have left. Tweakers sure are fun.

From: donkeyhotey [sir vantes]
Date: 10-May-2008 06:40



The object of Blackjack, sir, is for me to deal you cards until the total value of your cards adds up to at least 22.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-May-2008 06:49

If god makes you stupid meth just does a frontal lobotomy. I'm suprised this shithead can remember to breath.

From: barbarossa58 [Phallus Maximus]
Date: 10-May-2008 07:27

Nothing like having a point system for 'criminals'. Sort of makes it a game.

From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen]
Date: 10-May-2008 11:02

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 10-May-2008 03:34

This young trooper's mind
is mething in action.

Lame puns are worse than lame porns.
-----+-----+-----

That's methed up Loma.

From: rottenand [peeling]
Date: 10-May-2008 11:57

heineken, kebap, candy, pot is sweet 'n' candy. meth based psychiatric claims are not insurance fraud

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 10-May-2008 12:23

Loma got lame-a, eggs.

From: bubbavirus [www.dogbomb.co.uk]
Date: 10-May-2008 16:38

Met John McCain buddy today, did Republican spin zone propaganda,

From: evilme2 [Danny]
Date: 10-May-2008 21:31

yep, thats an idiot

From: mcgyver [Steve]
Date: 11-May-2008 01:40

Ha HA! That reminds me of the dickhead that went to the police station to report that someone had stolen his drugs. I also heard about a man the went to the cops to report that he'd been ripped off by a dealer (the bag of dope he bought was actually mixed herbs, which makes me think he was a fuckwit anyway)

From: heineken [it's beer]
Date: 11-May-2008 10:13

Genius probably turned informant as his name is conspicously absent.

From: nickelsanddimes [CommonCents]
Date: 12-May-2008 10:28

the saddest part is that all the previous busts and now even this ,
he still wont be able to kick this illness .chances are he will go to his
grave with meth in his veins .

From: dennisisevil [Dennis]
Date: 12-May-2008 12:11

This kids, is what we call a dumbass.

From: smokey [krispy]
Date: 12-May-2008 12:29

this is why i smoke weed not meth!!

Updated: 12-May-2008 12:29
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