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Unlucky
AZ Central | Submitted by: azdollarbill
Driver gets in wreck, sees his home catch fire, gets ticket
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From: atomhartmother [yeah, m'kay]
Date: 10-May-2008 06:26
Wow. Nice to know them donut eaters are on the ball. I will sleep better tonight.
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 10-May-2008 09:05
Yup, some days it is better to just stay in bed...
From: texasman1000 [texas]
Date: 10-May-2008 15:25
sounds like an average day in my life... you get use to it after awhile.
From: kuzzy
[Kuzzy]
Date: 10-May-2008 16:53
Lets see, husband is a dumbass, and so is the wife. Lets all pray to all things holy they dont have kids.
From: bungmunch
[muncher of bung]
Date: 10-May-2008 17:34
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened] Date: 10-May-2008 17:19 Wow.........just wow. ------------- what cowbell says after choking down a huge load
From: purevenom
Date: 10-May-2008 23:53
This sounds like a country song, in the 2nd verse the toilet backs up, his dog dies, and the wife leaves him for a n1gger.
From: mcgyver [Steve]
Date: 11-May-2008 01:47
LOL,,,,and to make it worse, in the third verse, his wife comes back.
From: snowwhite [SnowWhite]
Date: 11-May-2008 07:25
...and in the 4th verse the under-aged neighbor girl decides to name him as a rapist, when her daddy nearly catches her fucking her boyfriend. He is railroaded off to prison where he involuntarily becomes the goat of the whole cell block.
From: apocryphal
[pocket full of stones]
Date: 11-May-2008 18:02
im transitioning my place to stay and im getting turned down at thus far every corner. tonite at the psych ward, mr. t., a medium small pudgy balding asian man charges into me, causing him to prell away. i said nothing; its a confused psych patient. never have we spoken. on the bus to the psych ward on friday, im standing and at a stop two arab looking both sprightly and young duo sit and respectively stand near me, in the front. at a subsequent stop a woman approaches where i am and i look to
From: apocryphal
[pocket full of stones]
Date: 11-May-2008 18:10
towards the front of the bus. in that moment i quickly turn back to where i was facing and the arab looking woman is about to back into my dangling hands with exactly her rear so i narrowly avoid that by pulling away my arms. the title for my article should be Targeted and Provoked. ùñlèss ìm úñdûëlÿ mîstâkêñ
From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 11-May-2008 20:26
I must have missed it if they said what he got a ticket for. Did they say what the ticket was for? Did it say how much the ticket was? Ya heard me....... or not?
From: snowwhite [SnowWhite]
Date: 11-May-2008 23:04
I must have missed it if they said what he got a ticket for. Did they say what the ticket was for? Did it say how much the ticket was? ----------------------------- Yes and No.
From: smokey
[krispy]
Date: 12-May-2008 12:42
i read this in jail. apparently some hick got into a car wreck, and his dumbass wife left the stove on when she ran outside to see what happened the shack they lived in burned down, and he got a ticket for being inbred or some shit.
From: morte266
[Old and Tired]
Date: 12-May-2008 12:54
Dik: He got a ticket for failing to yield the right of way... The accident happened because he turned left in front of a car going straight and got hit.
From: johnq
[Poster]
Date: 12-May-2008 14:25
So there I was, laying on the bed neaked. Even though it was 2:30 in the afternoon, my girlfriend and I had been up until 5:00 am drinking Jagger Bombs. This was Saturday and, for once it was she getting ready to go to work and not I. My goals for the afternoon were; not have to put pants on and to masturbate at the free online torture porn. The bitch was scheduled to be at the deli where she worked at 3:00 and she had been wakeing me up and bothering me all afternoon, exctp for when she scored us some sandwitches and potato chips, that was worth sitting up in the bed for. Now she was just about to leave, had her work shirt on all that was left to do was the makeup and put the hair up and she would be out the door, I could turn the computer on and I would have five hours free of her to do to myself, whatever I wanted (and I was planing on taking full advantage of the time) 'Is anybody up there, Hello, is anybody up there.' Called the voice from the street. Oh fuck I am thinking 'What does he want' I ask the woman. She peeks out the window and informes me that the man hollering is holding a baby. Now I hear him talking to someone very loudly. Fuck 'em. I am thinking it is someone who wants to use my phone, there is a pay phone about 1/2 a mile away in two directions. And that is when I really heard the sirens, and got, undressed out of the bed, I had just convinced the woman to not run down stairs and involve herself in this mans predicament. I peered out the window and noticed a policeman's patrol car across the street and still I hear the sirens on the way. Well I figured all of this, all of the sudden did not look so good. I asked the woman why there was a cop down there, She tells me she doesn't know and left the appartment, I put my pants on. Now I am hearing someone at the bottom of our stairs in our hallway telling the woman to get the rest of the people and evacuate. Shit, evacuate means to direhaa shit and is not a good word. I put my work shirt on, found some sandles as she wraped her cat in a towel and told me she is going to put the cat in the car. She knocked on the neighbors door and told them we had to leave. 'Hurry up, babe.' and down the stairs she went. I grabbed our carton of Newport 100's pausing momentarily to find the ciggarett I had been smoking when all the comotion started. (it was in the ashtray on the TV stand.) I didn't want to start another fire. Got my wallet and had hope that she had her purse. (she did) So, the apartment near ours had some problem with the gas stove and instead of turning off the gas cock valve the dude blew out the piloit lights and the whole works blew up in his face. He grabbed his cat in a towel (which was the baby) and left the building. Then instad of yelling up our stairs that he had just caught his appartment on FIRE, Fire, Fire, get out because of the FIRE! he 'asks is anybody up there?' like he is pissed because the barber is closed or somthing. Now on to my girlfriends moms house with the cat (that is a nice 45 minuet drive, on a day I didn't want to leave the house) So we abandon the cat at her moms and stay with out parents while all of our neighbors got themselves into the Holiday inn free of charge. The next night she calls her boss to get the next weeks schedule and her boss starts hard timing her for missing work when the appartment building caught fire; None of our shit was damaged but that is beside the point. Now she refuses to go back to beg for her job, which I can't blame her for. She worked at a Deli with a bunch of stuck up bitches and I am sick of hearing about all the shit they pull and I am not even the one who has to put up with them. The woman doesn't drive a car and she droped out of ninth grade (almost got her GED, almost) which means she has to live on top of where she works or else take a bus or bum a ride from me. I believe I will never be able to masturbate at online torture porn again.
From: snowwhite [SnowWhite]
Date: 13-May-2008 12:36
johnq [Poster], I refuse to believe a single word of your story unless you can produce some of that Torture Porn you kept going on about.
Updated: 13-May-2008 12:36
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