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State workers face fines for viewing porn on-the-job
XBiz | Submitted by: anonymous
"California employees caught viewing porn on state-owned computers could end up paying a fine of $1,000 a day under the terms of a new bill that cleared its first legislative hurdle Jan. 10." ... "The penalty for the offense would include a fine of up to $1,000 a day plus three times the value of illegal use of the computers."
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From: gargoyle1
Date: 13-Jan-2006 06:45
Shit, cheaper to go look at the real thing at that rate. Wonder if the "sick days" will go up now?
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 13-Jan-2006 06:52
They are state employees. Take away their porn and something might get done in an efficient manner, and we can't have that.
From: slowpoke [he packs a gun]
Date: 13-Jan-2006 07:34
I wonder if the Governator is held to the same standard. Or does he just grope in person. Shit he drive his hog without a liscense,surely he can look up porn.
From: feh [Fcer]
Date: 13-Jan-2006 07:57
California is so fucked up, and getting worse, now they crooks in charge think something like this will make them look good. Well, it doesn't. Bullshit like this and fines being given out to anyone who so much as dares smoke within 20 feet of a doorway. Yeah, California is back on track.
From: popo
[insert witticism]
Date: 13-Jan-2006 08:15
dated, but still a hit after all these years: I am governor jerry brown My aura smiles And never frowns Soon I will be president¡ Carter power will soon go away I will be f¨¹hrer one day I will command all of you Your kids will meditate in school California über alles über alles california Zen fascists will control you 100% natural You will jog for the master race And always wear the happy face Close your eyes, can’t happen here Big bro’ on white horse is near The hippies won’t come back you say Mellow out or you will pay California über alles über alles california Now it is 1984 Knock knock at your front door It’s the suede/denim secret police They have come for your uncool niece Come quietly to the camp You’d look nice as a drawstring lamp Don’t you worry, it’s only a shower For your clothes here’s a pretty flower¡ Die on organic poison gas Serpent’s egg’s already hatched You will croak, you little clown When you mess with president brown California über alles über alles california
From: doczzz
[dwarf fusion]
Date: 13-Jan-2006 08:23
At one of my workplaces, Rotten.com is categorized as "tasteless". This pisses me off, of course, as I only read Rotten for the articles (seriously). Don't know why we bitch about Microsoft in China. Censorship is alive and well in the USA (admittedly it is rarely gov't sanctioned like it is in China).
From: sbeane
[Sawney]
Date: 13-Jan-2006 08:39
At one of my workplaces, Rotten.com is categorized as "tasteless". It's the same for a co-worker friend of mine at the India office, so I just save the web pages as .htm files and e-mail them to him. I hope Rotten.com doesn't mind...
From: lonewolf [Red Dog]
Date: 13-Jan-2006 08:47
Love the exemptions.. "The bill, which includes elected officials, makes exceptions for scientific, medical, academic and legislative research as well as investigations by law enforcement agencies." scientific <--- ? WTF academic <--- Huh ? back seat of car is better  medical <--- yeah right I surfing porn sites for medical research LMFAO Oh yeah, I forgot these POS cars they make today ain't got back seats.. oh well
From: adolfhithere [Adolf H]
Date: 13-Jan-2006 08:53
I'm pretty sure the websense is only for your own company's IP. Have you tried a public proxy? It worked for me in highschool. Otherwise for the rotten library/gaping maw just use wayback/google caches, websense shouldn't pick up on those. Won't help for daily rotten though.
From: nekoturk [Amy]
Date: 13-Jan-2006 09:01
From: doczzz [dwarf fusion] Date: 13-Jan-2006 08:23 At one of my workplaces, Rotten.com is categorized as "tasteless". ------------------------------------------------------- It's not tasteless, Ass has a flavor! (so I've heard :))
From: adolfhithere [Adolf H]
Date: 13-Jan-2006 09:09
All that websense shit reminds me, I have to thank the author(s) of the rotten library. It got me through a lot of high school assignments, and since most of it was written with mild bias/editorial comment, I could afford to cut and paste entire chunks of text.
From: lonewolf [Red Dog]
Date: 13-Jan-2006 09:09
From: doczzz [dwarf fusion] Date: 13-Jan-2006 08:44 Yeah, they use Websense. If any techies have any ideas about proxy avoidance, I'm all ears. ====================================================== this might give ya a start in the direction you seek. [freerk.com]
From: doczzz
[dwarf fusion]
Date: 13-Jan-2006 09:14
From: lonewolf [Red Dog]
Date: 13-Jan-2006 08:47
Love the exemptions..
"The bill, which includes elected officials, makes exceptions for scientific, medical, academic and legislative research as well as investigations by law enforcement agencies."
scientific <--- ? WTF
academic <--- Huh ? back seat of car is better
medical <--- yeah right I surfing porn sites for medical research LMFAO ******************** If you do a web search looking for health sites on breast, vagina, penis, rectum, etc... the filters will sometimes block access. I've sometimes had to do medical searches at home because the hospital filters were so aggressive. Websense does a better job, but they are run by a bunch of depends-wearing old maids.
From: carltons [chris]
Date: 13-Jan-2006 09:33
nekoturk yeah, just ask anyone of ciaochowbella's customers. According to her, some of them have experienced the ass taste phenomena.
From: ragnarlodbrok [Shaggypants]
Date: 13-Jan-2006 09:56
"legislative research" is exempt so they don't have to obey the same laws as everyone else. Typical do-as-I-say-not-as-I-do Bullshit. Get a rope. carltons, Time for your meds.
From: callboy [Your satisfaction guaranteed, cash only please.]
Date: 13-Jan-2006 10:24
Why view porn on the job? It's not like you can whack off at work. I love my co-workers screen saver though. She has a bunch of 'Chip and Dale' pics (not the cartoon) set in rotation. Mental note to ask how she gets away with it.
From: melvin69 [John Bong]
Date: 13-Jan-2006 11:00
Oh yeah, I forgot these POS cars they make today ain't got back seats.. oh well Having fucked a few times in the front seat of a Geo Metro, I don't think there's any car that's too small, just minds that aren't imaginative enough. Before anyone thinks that I would own a tin can like that, I'll say it was her husband's car.
From: melvin69 [John Bong]
Date: 13-Jan-2006 11:04
Why view porn on the job? It's not like you can whack off at work It's cheap entertainment, they're bored and nothing better to do. There's always the "Hey (coworker), look at this cool pic" (on screen is a chick getting screwed by an octopus) type shock humor.
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 13-Jan-2006 11:10
Seriously, how dumb would you be, if you looked at porn at work, knowing that if you got caught your job would be history, not to mention the embarrassment. Yet, that very thing happens each & every day. Jeez, they can't even wait until they get home, or is it that they can't view it at home either? Whatever...BTW, not sour grapes, but I submitted one about "drive by porn", which detailed how people were getting busted for watching porn on their little TV screens in their cars. It went on how many states are revamping their privacy laws to include that eventuality. Sorry, no link, don't want to get Duder mad at me, lol.
From: enigma [John]
Date: 13-Jan-2006 11:15
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones] Date: 13-Jan-2006 11:10 "Seriously, how dumb would you be" Stupidity knows no bounds to some. I always laugh when they get caught and say well who could have known that. Duh.
From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 13-Jan-2006 11:26
The Governator doesn't want them looking at his old nudie pix, for example  Rotten Library, Arnold Schwarzenegger -- [rotten.com]
From: slowpoke [he packs a gun]
Date: 13-Jan-2006 12:21
I have heard that there are some even better shots of the governator around. Some of them light in the loafers type.What about it Lordpakul,got some of those.What a thought, queer terminator!Thats even more frightening than the thought of him grunting and sweating on ole Maria.
From: popo
[insert witticism]
Date: 13-Jan-2006 12:28
Schwarzenegger and outed New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey shared a room at the Governor's Camp in Arlington, VA... Governor's camp? oh the shit that must go down there... 
From: slowpoke [he packs a gun]
Date: 13-Jan-2006 12:36
I just had a horrible thought.Ole Maria is sorta manly isnt she? Reckon she has an adams apple?
From: theallseeingear [Bavid Dyrden]
Date: 13-Jan-2006 12:44
So where's this pic of a chick getting screwed by an octopus?
From: lonewolf [Red Dog]
Date: 13-Jan-2006 13:04
From: doczzz [dwarf fusion] Date: 13-Jan-2006 09:14 If you do a web search looking for health sites on breast, vagina, penis, rectum, etc... ================================== Yeah I can see that, all your "Health" sites will be at the end of the search... being they aren't as popular as all those porn sites you'll be blasted with at the beginning LMAO that's funny.. I've searched many technical things in the past and one often wonders WTF a porn site is doing in a search for "gate voltage of an IGBT" hehe Anyway.. you might look at GhostSurf also. I tested it a couple years back, and was actually surfing the web and could not even be detected by the network administrator. BTW here is the site where I get my Proxy lists from... [samair.ru]
From: arklon [Ihateyoutoo]
Date: 13-Jan-2006 13:09
So i guess this means i should stop sending Email to Ca state workers for my hot XXX site then eh?... oh well the clergy will more than make up for my state worker loss.
From: tassadarrt
[Tassadar RT]
Date: 13-Jan-2006 13:43
Hah, I hope they were in offices or at least cubicles. My school uses "bess" run by N2H2. It's incredibly easy to bypass but I just have to say that like most filtering services it seems pretty random. It blocks some sites for "games" and then allows sites such as shockwave.com. It blocks dailyrotten for "tastless" and "news". Why the fuck does it block a site for news?
From: slowpoke [he packs a gun]
Date: 13-Jan-2006 13:56
Pakul, It sounds like he is mostly a hippocrite.He is only gay when it suits him.I still say Maria is a post op tranny though. How about a shot of those manly cheekbones of "hers".
From: mikeisgreen
[Mike]
Date: 13-Jan-2006 14:08
Ummm, I know this might sound anti-social, considering these are Unionized public employees, but why not fire the fuckers for slacking on the job? Yes, I fully expect the teamsters to kick down my door and beat me to death any second now. Me and my big mouth. It's been nice knowing you all... SPLAT!
From: issues
[got a subscription]
Date: 13-Jan-2006 14:31
They recently confiscated all our parish courthouse computers from porn usage and charged people, fired them and it was unbelievable how farspread it was. I mean you know, go home and get comfy and surf all you want but crap. Getting paid while doing this isn't right. Especially when it is public officials like it was here.
From: slowpoke [he packs a gun]
Date: 13-Jan-2006 14:43
PAKUL,great adams apple shot.I rest my case.Maria=Marty post op.
From: nekoturk [Amy]
Date: 13-Jan-2006 15:10
Thanks a million cannibal for the octopussy. . . ack!
From: backuptheholler
[Junebug James]
Date: 13-Jan-2006 17:13
Some asshole at work got busted for downloading porn on a computer that wasn't even supposed to have Internet access (our local IT guy is about worthless when it comes to firewalls, blocking access, and software; good with hardware though). So everyone in every office in the U.S. got a nasty-gram from corporate IT cracking down on Internet and e-mail use (Mr. Over-Reaction, who always worries about "aligning resources to achieve maximum functionality to meet goals", is Asshole #2 in this story. So what if you're working 10-12 hours a day; don't send an e-mail to your significant other that you'll be late for dinner!) This leaves everyone pissed off at Asshole #1 and Asshole #2. Now enter Asshole #3. Someone sent a virus throughout the corporation (to show how ineffective corporate IT is) and by this afternoon virtually everyone on the corporate network has a high-risk cootie which randomly directs us to a variety of websites anytime we access the Internet. And a good time was had by all. Please Flying Spaghetti Monster, let me win the lottery.
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 13-Jan-2006 18:35
As we all know, porn sites spawn numerous popups, & browser hijackers. Most office computers, while equipped with anti virus software, do not have a defense against popups, etc. So after you have checked out a porn site, & gone to lunch, along comes Miss Prudey Pants, who borrows your computer, to shop, etc. & lo & behold the very first thing she sees is a chick giving some guy a BJ.
From: mezzogiorno [showtherespect]
Date: 13-Jan-2006 18:39
What's the problem with employees viewing porn? Show me a man looking at porn on the job, and I'll show you a man hard at work.
From: technodestructo [technodestructo]
Date: 13-Jan-2006 19:09
From: adolfhithere [Adolf H]
Date: 13-Jan-2006 09:09
All that websense shit reminds me, I have to thank the author(s) of the rotten library. It got me through a lot of high school assignments, and since most of it was written with mild bias/editorial comment, I could afford to cut and paste entire chunks of text. Hooray for plagiarism!
From: badweatherman [a hard rain's gonna cum]
Date: 13-Jan-2006 19:13
No paan for you, girlie man! Its awesome you can go to work and actually lose money as a state employee in CALI!
From: oddser5050 [does the pass set up the run or does the run set up the pass?]
Date: 13-Jan-2006 19:24
They are lucky they only got fined for wasting tax dollars,workers at Cape Kennedy get kicked off the job. 
From: enigma [John]
Date: 13-Jan-2006 19:35
I always get my porn from a website four blocks from where I live wearing funny glasses and mustache.
From: ragnarlodbrok [Shaggypants]
Date: 13-Jan-2006 22:40
From: carltons [chris] Date: 13-Jan-2006 10:04 One more to add to my cunt catalogue. ___________________________________________________________________ Hey! A Badge of Honor. Thanks you flea-infested goat-groping troll, but I've been on better shit lists than yours.  BTW - spelll-cheque.
From: mikeisgreen
[Mike]
Date: 13-Jan-2006 23:19
Is Carlton still with that "cunt catalogue?" What an ass. Shaggypants, "Cheque" is right. I hope Duder will eventually get proper Commonwealth English into the spellchecker.
From: twdldee [twdldee]
Date: 14-Jan-2006 02:30
Yeah, now the only real sick pervs will be able to afford the on the job porn thing. Like the guys in charge. But who cares? I'll just bring in my laptop with 100 GB of pure raunchy filth. But if I have to bring in my laptop, I'm definitely going to have to get off. If I plug the state-owned computer into my own display, would that count, too? This just confirms that the real pervs are the scientists, doctors, professors, and politicians. Of course, if I can't get porn, I'll just have to go back to ogling secretaries and trying to get a peek at their snatches, making them pick stuff up, staring at co-workers' cocks while they're pissing, instantly popping wood when some hot chick walks by, getting really sexually frustrated because nobody wants to give it to a government employee who has no access to the internet from home and now I can't even see some snatch. Damn, I'm going to forget what a woman's nipples, snatch and balloonknot look like. Or a rock hard cock and balls. This legislation probably went down because Schwarznigger got so many e-mails of gay sex, and women banging apes, that he probably just snapped. From now on, my website will make available pictures only displayed as file name, in a format that is easily exchangable and give misleading names to my files with imbedded porn like: Annual report on legislation" or something like that that EVERYONE will want to open as soon as they get the file, then BANG hardcore lesbo action. Would greater apes monkeying around be illegal, too.
From: chickenlittle [IToldYouItWasFalling]
Date: 14-Jan-2006 03:09
You know what, fuck it; as long as they aren't looking at horse, dog, cat, chicken or pig porn it at least seems a little normal, if not productive.
Updated: 19-Jan-2006 09:51
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