From: sunspot42 [sunspot42]
Date: 10-May-2008 03:20

Just a gun? Thank god the Star Wars Geek didn't use his fetid dork breath on any of the librarians - it's been known to dissolve people on contact.

From: flayed [Flayed]
Date: 10-May-2008 03:35

"A police search of the house Wednesday produced what was described in the search warrant affidavit as Newman's ID, insulin syringes, cameras, film, a plastic bag for a holster and "make-up removing" towelettes"

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What the fuck does that have to do with anything? I could see listing this if he had weird sex stuff, or a stockpile of weapons, or hundreds of live rats, but did I really have to know about make-up removing towelettes? Kee-rist.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:10

Gots to feed those growing sorority girls:

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 10-May-2008 05:37

...and get 'em undressed:

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 10-May-2008 05:39

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 10-May-2008 05:40

Of course, we all know that
Star Wars Greeks are closet Nazis:

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 10-May-2008 06:28

Gee, I feel as if I shut down this thread...

From: atomhartmother [yeah, m'kay]
Date: 10-May-2008 06:46

He didn't tell the librarian his goddamn name. So what. Impersonating a police ossifer is about the only way there is to get the donut-eaters off their ass. That dumb ass now knows this.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-May-2008 07:06

Yoda is going to be so pissed at Obi Wan for this.

From: barbarossa58 [Phallus Maximus]
Date: 10-May-2008 07:52

When I was a kid, our G.I. Joe "action figures" and John Wayne movies didn't turn us into geeks. Though, I do love my R Lee Ermy motivational dolls.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 10-May-2008 09:21

Yes Seth..

I am your Father.

From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen]
Date: 10-May-2008 13:11

A pic of the police force used to lock-down the college.

From: hippityhopp [bunny meat is good!]
Date: 10-May-2008 13:53

From: barbarossa58 [Phallus Maximus]
Date: 10-May-2008 07:52

When I was a kid, our G.I. Joe "action figures" and John Wayne movies didn't turn us into geeks. Though, I do love my R Lee Ermy motivational dolls.
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Well that's because knowing is half the battle, and if you did anything half-assedly stupid like this guy, the Duke himself would climb out of his grave and bitch slap some sense into you.

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 10-May-2008 17:35

In a query to an online legal service last summer, a person named Seth Newman asked, "Are there any laws in Virginia regarding carrying around a sword?

"If I were to walk around in the streets with it would I have to keep it in its scabbard?"
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The answer to his question was wild, howling laughter and cries of "Dork!".

From: mcgyver [Steve]
Date: 11-May-2008 01:55

Star Wars: Episode VII - Revenge of the Seth

(I'm suprised no-one else thought of that one first)

From: heineken [it's beer]
Date: 11-May-2008 10:29

May the force be stupid.

From: spanker [Smoking Joe]
Date: 11-May-2008 11:04

So the Dark Lord wanna-be thought it would be a good idea to run around the campus waving a [pellet] gun. What is wrong with kids today, are they oblivious to the world around them? He goes by sethyyy on the net, I have a feeling this won't be the last time he makes the police news.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=7698383

From: johncobb1972 [john]
Date: 11-May-2008 15:19

From: crapola [Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 12-May-2008 09:54

Police searched a locker used by Newman, who had been a dishwasher at the home for three years and after his arrest was placed on administrative leave.

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Administrative Leave for a DISHWASHER?

From: smokey [krispy]
Date: 12-May-2008 12:53

looks like some one has way too much fucking time on there hands!!!

From: helterskelter
Date: 12-May-2008 13:23

speeking of star wars, anyone see that the new one is all computer
animation. It looks like a fucking video game. I'm not
even a star wars fan and I think it's fucking ridiculous.