From: mustafakakka [MustaffaKakka]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:22

Now that's what I call a "woody".

From: donkeyhotey [sir vantes]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:26



Jesus H Christ on a jetski, kid. If all you wanted was a day off from school, wouldn't it have been easier to just fake a note from your mom?

From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-May-2008 07:13

He'll have a cool scar to show the girls in high school, bet he gets laid or at least blown because of it.

From: donkeyhotey [sir vantes]
Date: 10-May-2008 07:39



Ah yes, gargoyle1. The impaled becomes the impaler.

From: barbarossa58 [Phallus Maximus]
Date: 10-May-2008 07:55

I didn't know there was so much Romanian ethnic background in Tennessee.

From: rico [lurker]
Date: 10-May-2008 08:32

What did Tenna see boys?
She saw what Arkan saw.

From: jaybegood [Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 10-May-2008 09:09

Nekkid 12 year old boy on a steek, slow roasted over a low fire and covered in jalapeno sauce! Gotta serve that with beer with nachos on the side.

From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen]
Date: 10-May-2008 12:00

What a novel idea: child satay. Yummy

From: jaybegood [Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 10-May-2008 12:36

From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen]
Date: 10-May-2008 12:00

Refrence the second one down.

Fuckin' ouch! Ain't nothing gonna work right for that asshole, including his asshole, after that!

From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen]
Date: 10-May-2008 13:16

LOL Jay, but notice at least he's NEKKID!

From: jaybegood [Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 10-May-2008 16:40

Small consulation!

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 10-May-2008 17:55

Eggsy, two words.....

HOLY SHIT!

From: livefreeordie [Mel Stark]
Date: 10-May-2008 21:52

Mmm, shawarma.

From: mcgyver [Steve]
Date: 11-May-2008 02:11

One Word,,,,,,,,Boycicle

From: jaybegood [Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 12-May-2008 05:46

I would have used the headline "Kid Pops Wood, Almost Sees God!"

From: helterskelter
Date: 12-May-2008 12:08

He may get the year off,but he'll probably be held back.
Not so much fun after all.

From: smokey [krispy]
Date: 12-May-2008 12:59

hey watch out for your korn hole son!!!

From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 12-May-2008 17:02

Just tie a yellow ribbon 'round the
old poke tree.

From: smokey [krispy]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:58

HEY FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!