From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 10-May-2008 03:12

Wow, I am stunned that I am so first today.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 10-May-2008 05:53

Harry Potter teaches?

From: donkeyhotey [sir vantes]
Date: 10-May-2008 06:15

WTF? Fired for performing a "disappearing toothpick magic trick?" They should be glad he wasn't performing the infamous "disappearing salami trick" with one of his students!

From: mencken
Date: 10-May-2008 06:39

"Misty morning, clouds in the sky
Without warning, the wizard gets fired
Don't teach the kiddies, don't cast no spells
Come see the principal, after homeroom bell

Never talking
Just keeps walking
spreading his magic

School board attorneys, they appear
School admin worries, when the wizard is near
Though he fills his students full of joy
Teacher union's unhappy when the wizard walks by

Never talking
Just keeps walking
spreading his magic

Sun is shining, clouds have gone by
All the Florida crackers give a happy sigh
He has passed by, forced to resign
But the students still can't learn
Because of "No Child Left Behind"

Never talking
Just keeps walking
spreading his magic"

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(With all of the usual and customary apologies to Ozzy, Tony, Bill, and Geezer)

From: atomhartmother [yeah, m'kay]
Date: 10-May-2008 06:57

Get a real job, merlin.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-May-2008 07:18

Damn, I thought the Salem Witch Hunts ended in the 1700's.

From: barbarossa58 [Phallus Maximus]
Date: 10-May-2008 08:00

"Help me Mr. Wizard!

From: diarrheaomelette [with corn]
Date: 10-May-2008 09:03

We're not in Kansas anymore Dorothy

From: lidom [minalou wrecked]
Date: 10-May-2008 09:16

Will he turn them into pigs now?

From: aeon [aeon]
Date: 10-May-2008 09:41

florida strikes again

From: skyeyez9 [Marie]
Date: 10-May-2008 13:47

Did the principal also accuse the techer of turning him into a newt?

From: hippityhopp [bunny meat is good!]
Date: 10-May-2008 14:16

Yeah, but he got better....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr8DIg3oHFI

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 15:33

You fucker H.L..........you beat me to it!

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 15:43

Nicely done too.....quite droll!

Evil powers......they do smear
Semen worries, when his gizzard is clear
He pumps beers..into boys
Everyone's fappy, when the wizard is queer!

From: kuzzy [Kuzzy]
Date: 10-May-2008 16:47

I have the feeling someone doing the complaining HAD to be from a 3rd world shithold country.

From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen]
Date: 10-May-2008 17:51

So was he a Grand Wizard, Imperial Wizard or what?

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 10-May-2008 18:09

A disappearing toothpick is hardly high magick nor a reason for dismissal........now if he'd turned a student into a toad or cat I'd agree with him being fired. You can't just turn kids into critters without some sort of repercussions.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 18:28

Professor Mcgonagol gets away with HER transfigurations by God!

From: other [unclassified]
Date: 10-May-2008 19:15

Isn't that a capital offense now?

From: skyeyez9 [Marie]
Date: 10-May-2008 19:20

Now if he turned one of the students into a toothpick.....

From: drmstrspoodle [Daremaster Spoodle]
Date: 10-May-2008 19:21

Vanishing a toothpick? I wonder what the school would have done if Voldemort or Fenrir Greyback was teaching the class. They probably would have let a fucker like that stay...

From: beavis4000 [Who?]
Date: 10-May-2008 19:46

Yea, but was he accused of Bitchcraft?

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 19:49








Demons and Wizards for fuck's sake!



Uriah Heep be he ever so 'umble. (I ADORE a Dickensian reference!)



'He was the Wizard
Of a thousand kings

And I chanced to meet him
One night wandering
He told me tales
And he drank my wine

Me and my magic man
Kinda feeling fine.....'

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-May-2008 19:54

I'm the Debbil.....but where be the Rainbow Demon?

'Looks for his sword.......and he's gone!'











YAR!

From: kingnot [Ben]
Date: 10-May-2008 23:22

I originally thought it would be a "Practicing Wiccan versus a Born Again Southern Baptist principal" story... But "Magic trick" aka "Presto the stage magician" = "Sorcery"...!? That is too bizzare. And stupid.

From: athenstexman [Ron]
Date: 11-May-2008 01:42

HUZZAH!

From: mcgyver [Steve]
Date: 11-May-2008 02:17

Tell him he can get a job at Hogwart's

From: ankharan [Ankharan]
Date: 11-May-2008 04:02

Again, try a little research... the guy was not fired for the magic trick. He is making public his feeling on why he was fired. Ya gotta look a little deeper. It was not the magic trick that got him canned.

No wonder this country is in such a state. People actually believe news papers. Amazing. With the history of most news papers and reporters one should be born with the idea that they do not report facts, they report what they can make up and pass along and people obviously... tend to swallow it just like the morons who posted above. F-ing drones.

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 11-May-2008 09:23

Ankharan, you're a bit of a twat, aren't you?

From: jarkel0799 [Robin]
Date: 11-May-2008 12:02

No... he didn't get fired because of it, but, IF you read the article.. it says he claims the Assistant Superintendant told him he'd "been accused of wizardry."

My kid does that trick, it involves taping the toothpick to your thumbnail... flip it up, there it is, flip thumb down, it disappears... hope he doesn't have to wear a scarlet letter for it tomorrow at school!!!!

From: johncobb1972 [john]
Date: 11-May-2008 15:16

From: evildave [Evil Dave]
Date: 11-May-2008 17:34

For a student to complain...

Must've been a 'special ed' class.

From: helterskelter
Date: 12-May-2008 12:02

Remember that girl who was expelled because she was
accused of putting a curse on one of her teachers?
If I remember correctly she wasn't even a witch, she just studied wicca
and stupid kids being stupid kids decided she was a witch and started a rumor.

From: smokey [krispy]
Date: 12-May-2008 13:06

maybe this guy should put a curse on all the pigs turning them into migits making their arms four inches too short to jerk off. assclowns!!

From: pandora [stay outta my box!]
Date: 12-May-2008 13:38

At first I figured Texas...my husband dealt with some people down there who felt that Buddhism and Satanism were basically the same thing.

Left a student in charge, let them use the computers and *gasp* didn't follow lesson plans? OH MY GOD!!! THE HORROR!!