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Heist Unravels
San Francisco Chronicle | Submitted by: Graehme de Parke, Esq.
"I think that's a very fair assumption -- greed, coupled with the fact of very poor decision-making," [police] said.
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From: stevetardo
[stevetardo]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 15:06
They keep using the ambiguous term "partner". I'm assuming that's a work partner, not an AIDS partner, errrrrrrrrr life partner. Well, Mr. Wherry will be finding out soon enough whether or not he likes having sex with men.
From: kuzzy [Kuzzy]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 15:28
People people people. listen up. If youre going to commit a crime at least follow several simple rules. 1. Dont have a partner in crime if you can help it. Especialy dont have a woman, they will drop a dime on you in a heartbeat. 2. At least act the part of a distraunt victim, Unlike that fuckhead Scott Peterson. If he was a better actor he would be a free man today. 3. And last but not least. DONT FUCKING VIDEO TAPE YOURSELF PLANNING/COMMITING THE OFFENSE! Thank You.. This concludes this service announcement to the crimminaly inept.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 15:47
So long as we hire the "have-nots" at a miserable wage to protect the holdings of the "haves", this kind of thing will occasionally happen. I am, if anything, surprised it is not more frequent. I am neither suggesting changes nor remedies, just paying tribute to an ancient and honorable practice. Remember who robbed the tombs of the Pharaohs?
From: useless2society [Useless II Society]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 15:51
He studied sociology. I don't fucking care where. He tested video games. So fucking what. First up, the guy's a fuckup. He has no useful skills. Then he gets a gun license and a job at Brinks. Also low to no skills required. Just wait a few months and have no criminal record. How much was this guy paid for Brinks? Probably $5 - $8/hr. At any rate I bet it's way too low for the amount of cash he's protecting. Anyone else see where this is going? Anyone else wonder why this guy might just be a little "greedy"?
From: vubula
[]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 16:35
I used to drop between 30,000 to 80,000 in cash to the Loomis armored carriers in my previous incarnation as a bookkeeper. They were nice guys. I chatted with them and knew all of them by name. I drove past them once when their truck had broken down and was stranded on the side of the road. They were both posted outside with shotguns at the ready and the cops wouldn't even get close to them. Scary shit! I really don't trust armored carriers anymore.
From: niebelung [oregonian]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 17:15
He studied sociology? That explains the extreme stupidity level of his criminal career!
From: letsamputate
[Chronic Limper]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 17:15
I live near this, watched the morning news, then ran into a Brinks man at a local store. I asked him, "have you heard?" He looked puzzled. "One of your coworkers has been kidnapped and one killed" He stepped back and had a look of utter shock on his face. He hightailed it to their armored vehicle. I left the store and the driver was on the radio. I felt bad to be the one to tell but their super should have put out a "code alert" I thought of the Wheelock case and thought its the survivor. Hang him, he killed a wonderful father, Marine, American. Let him get raped in prison first.
From: thecathouse
[Got litter...?]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 17:20
I used to do merchant drops for the company I worked for, once when I was there a money delivery came (Wells Fargo) and the teller who was helping me told me that they make next to nothing, wage wise, which sucked considering all the money they have to handle and be responsible for. Maybe if they were paid more, shit like this wouldn't happen
From: rslip [joe]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 17:58
Maybe if they were paid more, shit like this wouldn't happen HORSESHIT! Aquire some skills and you'll be able to demand more money. Hell, the stupid son of a bitch could have gone to community college (which costs next to nothing in CA) and learned how to better himself. Let the stupid asshole rot in prison. Meanwhile the CA taxpayers will pay for his sorry ass to be taken care of (not to mention a shit load of appeals) for the next 30 years. If it was in my power, I'd have him executed within 90 days with a .45 slug to the head. Semper Fi............asshole!
From: nynmpseudo [Nynm Pseudo]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 19:22
Hmmm.... The combination of MSG and sugar from the Donut Star Chinese Fast Food caused him to experience flashbacks to "Hitman:Codename 47" which then caused him to 'act out' and do the deed. Potential lawsuit against: Brinks (for low pay and evil stressful working conditions) the Chinese fast food (sugar and evil MSG) Eidos (for brainwashing him with the evil video game) Not his fault, it was all done to him in an evil way.
From: conculcate
[Matt Gies]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 19:53
Joe, it would seem that you didn't even read the fucking article. This particular waste of sperm and eggs actually did attend a four-year institution, although said institution would not confirm that he had completed his course of studies.
From: rslip [joe]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 21:10
You're right Geiz.....I din't read the copulating article all the way through and a sociology major no less! Makes him a triple dumbfuck, now......doesn't it? The rest of my comments stand!
From: bugeyedb [BugEyedB]
Date: 3-Oct-2006 23:05
"Aquire some skills and you'll be able to demand more money." Um, what kinda skills are you referring to, Son? I'm guessing he did plenty of reading & writing wasting 4 years studying sociology. Everybody in here knows that in this day & age, going to your boss, no matter how fucking great your skills are & demanding more money, is kissing your fucking job good bye. Your boss knows that there is another motherfucker that is more than willing to take your place for either the same or less money. I've seen white collar workers who been downsized & can't get another gig, confused that their skills and the salary that they desire for such skills are no longer in demand. They are willing to hold out way past when the unemployment check stops thinking someone is going to pay them the salary they are accustomed to. Since eventually the bills gotta be paid, they wind up with us blue collar & working class folks & guess what? They turn out to lack the fucking skills to last, even if it means putting food on the table.....
From: kwijibo
[A fat, balding north-american ape]
Date: 4-Oct-2006 05:51
It's the guns. The guns kill. If they didn't have guns, nobody would have died. Can't Brinks see that? Guns and money in the hands of the common folk and you're going to end up with trouble. I blame George Bush for this. Everyone knew there were no WMDs in Iraq. Now this? (Time to put my tinfoil hat back on.)
From: athenstexman
[Ron]
Date: 4-Oct-2006 08:29
OMG I found the dead drivers myspace page! http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=10910259 www.myspacedeaths.com  Anthony Quintero Death number 554
From: jenasaurusx
[Awesome!]
Date: 4-Oct-2006 23:39
I've never liked wine much, but even I would agree. I like fruit and dark chocolate, like raspberry. Brown & Haley (the people who do Almond Roca) made a thin dark chocolate with raspeberry puree (not beret) that was soooo good and I haven't seen them in many years.
From: sandywoods
[Andrew Woods]
Date: 4-Oct-2006 23:40
From: letsamputate [Chronic Limper] Date: 4-Oct-2006 23:32 DARK CHOCOLATE: The chocs you mentioned go wonderfully with a dark red Cabernet. Very sexy -------------------- These are some of the chocs I like, I have a tin of them under the computer desk. All that's left are the hard toffees and coconut ones, that I don't like. 
From: sandywoods
[Andrew Woods]
Date: 4-Oct-2006 23:41
From: dirtyslut76 [slut] Date: 4-Oct-2006 23:39 hey sandy. looks like jen didn't make it here. good --------------- You've spoken too soon. She's here!
From: jenasaurusx
[Awesome!]
Date: 4-Oct-2006 23:42
I know a lot of people who don't like coconut and I can hardly fathom it. I'm getting a toothache, by the way, with all the candy talk.
From: dirtyslut76
[slut]
Date: 4-Oct-2006 23:42
nevermind sandy let's ponder what jen talks about next vacations? obscure music? books? (nevermind, she doesn't mention books) more "gems from the web"? I can't wait
From: dirtyslut76
[slut]
Date: 4-Oct-2006 23:46
GD, you sure talk about food a lot being hungry making food and eating food (not to mention your "cravings" are you "big-boned", BTW? (trying to be polite).
From: sandywoods
[Andrew Woods]
Date: 4-Oct-2006 23:46
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 4-Oct-2006 23:43 I am getting the munchies and for GOOD chocolate. ---------------------- Munchies, is another of my favourite chocolates. 
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 4-Oct-2006 23:47
It is amazing -- Conversations here touch on many subjects, some funny, some serious, some informative, some "good silly". People come and go and the conversation goes on in its serendipitous and unexpected turns. Then DS shows up and tries to make it all about herself and her infernal whining. Always the same subject, always the same yapping about the same imagined wrongs, always the same awkward attempts at lining up "allies", and of late empty threats ("I am copying all of this to Word!"). I don't know how she does not get tired of it, it's such a strange way to get attention.
From: dirtyslut76
[slut]
Date: 4-Oct-2006 23:49
From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 4-Oct-2006 23:45
I see the DS nonsense is still streaming on. ------------------ LOL, GD, give us another history lesson or something else that shows us how much "worldly" and "wiser" than you are compared to the most of us.
From: sandywoods
[Andrew Woods]
Date: 4-Oct-2006 23:50
From: dirtyslut76 [slut] Date: 4-Oct-2006 23:46 GD, you sure talk about food a lot being hungry making food and eating food (not to mention your "cravings" are you "big-boned", BTW? (trying to be polite). --------------------- All this food talk, is making me feel hungry. I'm going to raid the fridge.
From: jenasaurusx
[Awesome!]
Date: 4-Oct-2006 23:51
Speaking of books... I forgot to answer McNastie earlier - Yes! I got Rock and the Pop Narcotic (and the other two as well). I sent it along with my husband on his trip. I'm reading a sci-fi series right now, per a good friend's dad's request. Actually I think I'm better friends with the dad than I am the friend. Sandy: I just mentioned earlier today (or was it yesterday) that I tried that candy. We got some imported stuff the other day. Munchies i didn't care for so much, nor Flake. Flake seriously is bad. It's like crumbly chocolate. It crumbles like when you find a piece of halloween candy in August and it's been through a hundred meltings and then rehardenings. Absinthe: She keeps doing it because people keep feeding her, damn it. I would be impressed with her powers if she were actually playing a game to entice us to post at her, but I don't think that's the case. She just really is stupid and that just really makes people want to post FUCK YOU'RE STUPID. It's natural, really. I will be stronger though.
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 4-Oct-2006 23:52
I was at the library today and when I got there I drew a complete blank about why I was there -- I then noticed the 50 cent autobiography and decided what the hell it is about dealing drugs might as well check it out (did not see the movie nor care to) Needless to say I finished the book in under three hours but I digress In the beginning he talks about getting beat up at the age of 5 and coming home crying His mother tells him to go back out and take his beating like a man (i.e. dont come back crying) The only reason I am bringing this up is because a few years ago I was at my Grandmas house on the southside of Chicago and their longtime neighbor regaled me with a similair story about my pops From what I was told my dad and his older brother were jumped on the way home from school Because my dad was alot younger than his brother he ran home to avoid getting beat up also When my grandma found out what happened she threw my dad down the front porch steps and gave him a bat and told him not to come home until he took care of the people that beat up his brother Long story short my dad found the guys involved and proceeded to hit 3 people in the head with a baseball bat repeatedly My dad was 11 at the time and the people he hit were 15 and 16 years old -- I would hate to be that age and have everyone in my neighborhood know I got beat up by a 11 year old kid
From: jenasaurusx
[Awesome!]
Date: 4-Oct-2006 23:54
I have half a package of those, left, Absinthe. They're kind of like a Rolo but with a little bit of cookie on the bottom. they're not very sweet and the caramel isn't very ummm "brown" tasting, if that makes sense. They are kind of bland. Git mentioned that Americans are used to sweeter chocolate. But he also said Reese's Peanut Butter Cups were awful. WTF?? ?
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 4-Oct-2006 23:57
Jenny -- I'll stop feeding the sad case. I know better. ....................... REESE RULES! I'll go to Trader Joe's tomorrow. ...................... MV, good evening.
From: dirtyslut76
[slut]
Date: 4-Oct-2006 23:58
Absinthe: She keeps doing it because people keep feeding her, damn it. I would be impressed with her powers if she were actually playing a game to entice us to post at her, but I don't think that's the case. She just really is stupid and that just really makes people want to post FUCK YOU'RE STUPID. It's natural, really. I will be stronger though. LOL, jen. YOU are stupidER! YOU are the cunt when I am on the FFA (or even anothere thread, you are dildoslut). QUIT BEING SO WEAK! TOO BAD YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS. WHAT SURPRISE!
From: jenasaurusx
[Awesome!]
Date: 4-Oct-2006 23:58
My mom used to let my brother and I fight. We'd have serious fist fights, he even broke my nose once. When i got to be a teenager my mom started taking pictures (I know it sounds crazy), but it kind of made us stop and go, "hey, this is pretty embarassing, I'm all red-faced and in a headlock and there's going to be pictures of it?" We didn't fight much past that period.
From: letsamputate
[Chronic Limper]
Date: 4-Oct-2006 23:58
mmmm, those chocolate oranges ARE good. I was one of those kids that always had candy left over until next Halloween. So I am finicky. That makes the choco-oranges top rate. DS: To make yourself interesting to others: stay on topic of conversation and don't turn things into mud slinging and you will find yourself accepted. Unless you dont want to be accepted. I would think a gal with a prom pic like that, that you would like to be accepted by the "in-crowd" I am willing to give you a 2nd chance (or 3rd for that matter) after that, you are on your own. Halloween is fun and I am going to decorate tommorrow. Last year I had a skeleton dressed as "Brittney Fears" (my bridal veil) and a skull as "Kevin Fearline" (top hat) I used it 2 years in a row as they were hot news. This year shall be: Topic: Jonny Depps wedding (as was the Spears-Federline wedding in past)
From: sevgeli
[Indecent Exposure... the hacker that was...]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 00:02
jena: nutella is to gianduia like cool whip is to whipped cream. sweet, toasted hazelnuts... ground in a little mortar until they reach the same texture of creamed butter... dark chocolate, slowly pounded and ground in... until it reaches the same texture... no milk fats... no stabilizers... if they use a touch of sugar to sweeten up the beans to balance them if they have a bit of an edge.... it's made in a commercial way now - sure - Nutella is the big shipper... but you can still find some Italian candymakers and exporters that make the real thing... the closest thing you might find here in the states is by Perugina... the folks that make the Baci candy... they still make a guianduia filling with a chocolate coating... the real thing is like... melting warm sweet chocolate sex on the tip of your tongue... .ie. ---- that was just my cut n paste from the former thread... --- I hope to be back... I've never strolled outside of a hotel in NC before... if I'm not back to the free wireless in - say - 20 minutes or so - will someone call the cops for me? tell 'em to listen for the sounds of gunshots and a Yankee calling his laywer from somewhere around the IHOP across the street... hee hee hee all this to but a pack of smokes and get a cup of coffee... damn... .ie.
From: dirtyslut76
[slut]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 00:07
DS: To make yourself interesting to others: stay on topic of conversation and don't turn things into mud slinging and you will find yourself accepted. Unless you dont want to be accepted. I would think a gal with a prom pic like that, that you would like to be accepted by the "in-crowd" ````````````````````````````` limper, ARE YOU FOR REAL? "in-crowd"? Jesus-sky-diving-Christ! For my whole life, I have only hung out with people I actually LIKE. Which is true now. The "in-crowd". LOL...
From: sandywoods
[Andrew Woods]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 00:09
From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!] Date: 5-Oct-2006 00:02 Merrill - was the hand they cut off pudgy? ------------------ LOL, you've got a thing about pudgy hands Jen. Wonder if pudgy hands are any good for doing this? 
From: letsamputate
[Chronic Limper]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 00:12
MV: 'Pretty' 'gripping' story. man amputations are cool. GD: You must read, "Rope Burns" it is a non fiction true-crime library book on a series of crimes commited by a pair and then another individual, a faux-de-duex (the evil of two) and then ones commited by a man known by them in their circles. When I pick up people from the SFO and take them to our place I give them the "dead tour" I can point out where about 7 bodies were found. kinda freaks em out. Then there is the Edmund Kemper tour, SWEET, My mom lives in his moms neighborhood. I read true crime novels like newspaper articles. Look for anything written by Anne Rule
From: jenasaurusx
[Awesome!]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 00:12
Actually, my husband's hands are quite "strong" - in his line of work he uses his hands 9as well as his whole upper body) a lot - he looks kind of like Popeye! When you lay yuor hand flat and squeeze your thumb to the rest of your fingers, that round muscle that pops out - well, his is HUGE. Yes, strong, hands are sexy. Soft, pale, fat hands, not so much. Weak handshakes are a pet peeve.
From: dirtyslut76
[slut]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 00:14
From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 00:12
Actually, my husband's hands are quite "strong" - in his line of work he uses his hands 9as well as his whole upper body) a lot - he looks kind of like Popeye!
When you lay yuor hand flat and squeeze your thumb to the rest of your fingers, that round muscle that pops out - well, his is HUGE. Yes, strong, hands are sexy. Soft, pale, fat hands, not so much. Weak handshakes are a pet peeve.
---------------------------- Notice there's no mention of his cock (or lack thereof). Too bad, Jen
From: letsamputate
[Chronic Limper]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 00:15
From: dirtyslut76 [slut] Date: 5-Oct-2006 00:07 DS: To make yourself interesting to others: stay on topic of conversation and don't turn things into mud slinging and you will find yourself accepted. Unless you dont want to be accepted. I would think a gal with a prom pic like that, that you would like to be accepted by the "in-crowd" ````````````````````````````` limper, ARE YOU FOR REAL? "in-crowd"? Jesus-sky-diving-Christ! For my whole life, I have only hung out with people I actually LIKE. Which is true now. The "in-crowd". LOL... +++++++++ Then, pray tell, why do you keep coming to the FFA?
From: sandywoods
[Andrew Woods]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 00:18
From: dirtyslut76 [slut] Date: 5-Oct-2006 00:14 From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!] Date: 5-Oct-2006 00:12 Actually, my husband's hands are quite "strong" - in his line of work he uses his hands 9as well as his whole upper body) a lot - he looks kind of like Popeye! When you lay yuor hand flat and squeeze your thumb to the rest of your fingers, that round muscle that pops out - well, his is HUGE. Yes, strong, hands are sexy. Soft, pale, fat hands, not so much. Weak handshakes are a pet peeve. ---------------------------- Notice there's no mention of his cock (or lack thereof). Too bad, Jen ------------------------- I wonder if Jens hubby takes precautions, like wearing rubber gloves during sex (fisting)?
From: dirtyslut76
[slut]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 00:22
Jen, believe you me, the vast majority of posters on here think you are an arrogant cunt (ever notice just a few people respond to your posts)? A lot of people hate me here too, but I don't sit and say "I feel superior to most on here". Your biggest mistake. And I don't feel " superior to most on here" either. I LOVE hearing people from diff backgrounds/cultures on here
From: letsamputate
[Chronic Limper]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 00:22
MV: I have never put my breast on here. Hubby is reading posts and I am relaying ones back to him. He is right here. I have cute little 34Bs. Kinda like a greek statue (that reclining one, in the Lourve I think)
From: sandywoods
[Andrew Woods]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 00:25
From: letsamputate [Chronic Limper] Date: 5-Oct-2006 00:22 MV: I have never put my breast on here. Hubby is reading posts and I am relaying ones back to him. He is right here. I have cute little 34Bs. Kinda like a greek statue (that reclining one, in the Lourve I think) ------------------- Like this you mean? 
From: dirtyslut76
[slut]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 00:26
From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 00:23
Fisting - ah, it's merely a fantasy. I'm a three-fingers kinda girl, unlike Slut's mom who takes two hands and foot. -------------------------- Wow, jen, impressive. That post made you look like even MORE than then asshole you are. Kudos.
From: letsamputate
[Chronic Limper]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 00:27
Maybe its in that collection of marbles hi-jacked by the British (the ones they wont return) GD, you know of what I speak (the collection of marble facades and statues in a British museum absconded in the name of preservation) (well the might have had reason seeing as how the Turks used the Parthenon to store ammo in recent (recorded) history) I wouldn't leave my statues with them either.
From: tosslebottom
[Shake eet]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 00:33
Almost MV. The cup size is a little out. The nipple/areola part correct. My nipples are one of the only things I truly like about myself. The other is my ears.
From: sandywoods
[Andrew Woods]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 00:34
From: letsamputate [Chronic Limper] Date: 5-Oct-2006 00:30 Sandy: no, that is just a tad too big. Remember the pic you posted with the gals who had painted blue kits on? I am like the smaller one. -------------------- Like this? 
From: dirtyslut76
[slut]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 00:34
From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 00:21
pyschically
I made a new word --------------- And jen leaves in defeat AGAIN! (unless she is stupid enough to fall for this ruse).
From: letsamputate
[Chronic Limper]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 00:37
MV: My hubby is very restrained. I went to my class reunion last October. An old "flame" was there. When he saw me, he made a bee-line to me. He stared, drooling, "Damn, you guys are still together?" "Uh, yeah" Later when they were taking the class photo, he was behind me, he grabbed my shoulders, "Damn, you look soooo goood!" He jammed his nose into my hair. (my one rule, DONT TOUCH MY HAIR) I thought he was gonna drool on me. And hubby spared his life that night.
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 00:41
Smelling a girls hair is creepy even by my standards unless it is a girlfriend It is more romantic to break into a girls house and steal strands of hair from their brush and use it in a Santeria ceremony along with a pigs heart and goat blood But I am old fashioned
From: sandywoods
[Andrew Woods]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 00:44
From: letsamputate [Chronic Limper] Date: 5-Oct-2006 00:40 Sandy: Pretty damn close though. nips smaller and darker Cause if I slouch like that, there is a little overhang 
From: letsamputate
[Chronic Limper]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 00:48
MV: Smell is a very strong re-animator of old memories. Smell a cologne from your past days. I'll wait What do you remember? I found this old box with old perfumes from the 80s and sprayed one on called "denim" or sumpin like that. I was transformed to a juke joint in the Alameda esplanade and sailors from the USS Carl Vinson were all around me. 
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 00:52
I remember the perfume by Debbie Gibson called "Electric Youth" One of my sisters bought it with money from a paper route She had never wore perfume and used way too much (my mom does not wear makeup or use perfume so she had not way to gauge the proper amount) We made fun of her until she took a shower and fell asleep crying
From: letsamputate
[Chronic Limper]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 01:00
DS: You can be in the "in crowd" any time Tell me about the first time a man plunged his nose into your (head)hair and made some comment: No, I am truly interested, tell me...
From: tosslebottom
[Shake eet]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 01:00
From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville] Date: 5-Oct-2006 00:58 It smells like keg beer,incest, and shoes with velcro ***** Sounds like a good night out. Anyhow, we call Brut 33 "Surefuck33"
From: jenasaurusx
[Awesome!]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 01:05
Limper: I know just what you mean. Spiritual Sky perfume oil (available at fine head shops nationwide) in the "Joy" scent takes me back to senior year and hanging out in Parasite Alley with the Deadheads/Punk rock kids. Good times. then there's fahrenheit from Dior - the best men's cologne EVER - guranteed to get you laid or at least blown.
From: tosslebottom
[Shake eet]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 01:07
From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 01:06
Wanna see where babies come from ? Who you asking? I know where they come from. That's why I have a cabbage patch.
From: jenasaurusx
[Awesome!]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 01:20
Slut, you often add interesting and relevant conversation to the Daily Rotten threads and are a genuine pleasure for all to be around, spreading happiness and sunshine wherever you happen to lay your retarded posts. Ah, fuck. I am a liar.
From: letsamputate
[Chronic Limper]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 01:21
Goddess: MV was ATTEMPTING to seduce me. but has fallen flat. we were playing a role playing game. I stepped up to MV in a crowded bar, MV asked me if I knew where babies came from. I asked, "Where do babies come from?" now I have been left hanging
From: goddess [I am the one]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 01:24
From: letsamputate [Chronic Limper] Date: 5-Oct-2006 01:21 Goddess: MV was ATTEMPTING to seduce me. but has fallen flat. we were playing a role playing game. I stepped up to MV in a crowded bar, MV asked me if I knew where babies came from. I asked, "Where do babies come from?" now I have been left hanging ======================== Probably because he finds you self obsessed and a total fucktard. I am all knowing, all seeing.
From: letsamputate
[Chronic Limper]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 01:25
MV: if you are X: Oh wow, I'd really like to see that tour sometime. Are you free this week? if you are Y: You seem to have experience in this area. Do you have children? Answer accordingly
From: letsamputate
[Chronic Limper]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 01:28
Goddess: surely you speak in jest as I have never come to your doorstep with a flaming bag of poop such as you have just delivered to mine. Pray tell, why the anghst?
From: jenasaurusx
[Awesome!]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 01:31
Slut: Dear fucking god are you going to beat the in-crowd thing TO DEATH? Yo're past that point already. It wasn't THAT funny the first time. Honest.
From: letsamputate
[Chronic Limper]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 01:31
MV: your stature, sex or background is of no consequence. Your answer was that babies come from betwix your legs. Might you purchase a cocktail for me and we will discuss it further? Or shall I purchase one for you? What shall be to your liking in this social setting?
From: jenasaurusx
[Awesome!]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 01:33
I mean did you just look at your last few posts - I can almost hear you cackling in your dark ghetto apartment - all excited and shit. Calm the fuck down, spaz.
From: dirtyslut76
[slut]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 01:34
From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 01:31
Slut: Dear fucking god are you going to beat the in-crowd thing TO DEATH? Yo're past that point already. It wasn't THAT funny the first time. Honest. Oh, and here is a post from the poster that CANNOT quit addressing me. I am sorry you have no friends, and this hits too close to home.
From: jenasaurusx
[Awesome!]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 01:35
Limper: Merrill is like an ex con who used to live in San Bernardino with tattoos on his fingers and doesn't own a DVD player. He doesn't strike me as the kind of guy to be real comfortable with role playing games. Know what I mean?
From: letsamputate
[Chronic Limper]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 01:35
MV: your prolific writings have seemed to come to an abrubpt alto. (I shall wait whilst you look these words up)...... Pray tell....why are you short of words this fine autumnal nocturne?
From: goddess [I am the one]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 01:35
Pray tell, why the anghst? ======== Please use the spell checker dear. I have been reading the posts on here and only post myself every now and again. I call it like it is. You are self obsessed and a fucktard. Why you claim to be in the 'in crowd' when this is a forum and not a country club, is beyond me. I do not understand why some of the fine ladies of this forum are not repulsed by you. I am all seeing, all knowing.
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 01:40
No offense I do not enjoy creepy internet conversations such as this I am especially annoyed with people that are needy and/or overly aggressive when it comes to converstion My lapse in posts was due to myself looking up the band "Crass" I have not thought of them in years
From: goddess [I am the one]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 01:40
merrillvillain, i think i like your thinking.
From: dirtyslut76
[slut]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 01:41
Jena, you are a bored, fat housewife...overtaken with gossip sites, the web in general and rotten. You have no friends. Even Mcnastie thinks tou are pathetic
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 01:45
Just because a supposed female is showing me a unusual amount of attention does not mean I am going to jump at every request or whim For example I have a "13" tattooed on the back of my neck (before the Danzig/Cash thing) I was having a bad day and a cute girl asked me what 13 was I replied "the number between 12 and 14 you stupid bitch" Everybody I was with was completely stunned But I did not feel like talking to someone I do not know or care to know
From: letsamputate
[Chronic Limper]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 01:46
godless; yess i new i spelt anghst rong. i eggnored spel chek becuz i felt like it. so whut? MV: u wer tha 1 hoo asked ef i new ware babeees kame frum. i thot hew whonted 2 kunverse. fucking a, excuse me
From: goddess [I am the one]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 01:50
Good comeback, limper. Did you think that all on your lonesome, or did your in crowd buddies (presumably all named 'Heather') help you out?
From: jenasaurusx
[Awesome!]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 01:51
Merrill - Oh dear lord, finger tats AND a 13... holy shit, Merrill, do you own a Kottonmouth Kings cd and an SRH bandana? Do you have a curve to the bill ofyour Volvom hat or is it flat? Do you wear black socks? Siiiiick. If you haven't been in So Cal for a while that'll probably make no sense. I don't think the rest of the country has been bro-ized. Yet.
From: dirtyslut76
[slut]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 01:52
Hey, who wants to be the newest member of the "we hate jen fan"club?" we can take a "poll" even Like the one she had started to see where the next high school shooting will be
From: goddess [I am the one]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 01:55
limper, or limpfuck as you have been previously called, dare you not retort to merrillvillain's post, or are you not used to rejection? Oh yes, of course you aren't.
From: jenasaurusx
[Awesome!]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 01:59
Oh yeah, how could I forget the Famous Stars and Straps shirts?? ? AND the big F sticker on your truck. At an angle? Haha you totally nailed 75% of the people I hang out with. Hahahaha - they're not all bad.
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 02:03
When I lived in the 909 I hung out with a Blood named Spiderman from Inglewood and lived with a ex-convict from Guatemala who had LA under his left eye and a teardrop under his right eye I was a skateboarder from the age 14-22 So I do know the type
From: letsamputate
[Chronic Limper]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 02:06
From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville] Date: 5-Oct-2006 01:40 No offense I do not enjoy creepy internet conversations such as this I am especially annoyed with people that are needy and/or overly aggressive when it comes to converstion _____ Then, why, pray tell, are you even here? Signed, Limper  me kicking your ass
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 02:11
From: letsamputate [Chronic Limper] Date: 5-Oct-2006 01:35 MV: your prolific writings have seemed to come to an abrubpt alto. (I shall wait whilst you look these words up)...... You are under the assumption I do not know the meaning of the word "prolific" or "abrupt" Therefore you are calling me stupid I do not like being insulted in real life or via the internet
From: letsamputate
[Chronic Limper]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 02:19
MV: I was writing my post earlier and my fancy teknologi kut me off. the gist of what I had to convey was: I could care less what ink you have and where. You are probably a weekend silicon valley biker. I have more ink on my 109 lb, 5'2" body than you could ever muster up the strength to get on one bicep. the difference is: I dont brag about my ink. My ink is for my own personal enjoyment and mine alone. It is not to impress people like yours is trying to do. Mine is hidden and for my own satisfaction. I have seen more pain and suffering for 20 lifetimes and my body speaks of it. When your body speaks of this I might give you perhaps one iota of a semi-iota of respect. but unless you were in Nam and lost a limb, you cant top me. Let play would you rather: Thats right, you dont play well with others.
From: letsamputate
[Chronic Limper]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 02:26
My husband is in the other room and I cant be bothered to crank out a second poster. If I would the person would have been more dimensional than the flat crap I have seen here tonight. why would I bother when the person I am is more interesting than you?
From: letsamputate
[Chronic Limper]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 02:29
Dont you and your neighbor have to hit the crack pipe. Even my 94 year old grand pa knows what 13 means. you dont have to tell a story to relay your lame tack. If you saw the back of my bank teller neck you would be on wood so fast you'd have to make your deposit outside.
From: letsamputate
[Chronic Limper]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 02:56
MV: I thought you might be an interesting individual. I have found otherwise. Too bad for you. DS: I thought you might be an interesting individual. I have found otherwise. Too bad for you.
From: letsamputate
[Chronic Limper]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 04:02
FOR ALL TO COMPREHEND: MV CREATED DS FOR HIS OWN AMUSEMENT PROBABLY GODDESS AS WELL and probably pulled some ugly prom pic to give DS a half of a dimension as well.
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 04:07
My god. I can't believe it. You really said it limper. The 'in crowd'? Too too funny. It is really quite pathetic that you seek to elevate yourself in such a fashion. The company you keep is just that, nothing more or nothing less. One of the biggest social problems in society today is that very same attitude of 'I am better than you'. Money, Birth, Station and who you know, do not make you a good person. In imagining that there is some sort of group here that is 'in' and further by numbering yourself among them, you have shown irrefutably just how small minded you are. The boxes you wish to place others into exist only in your mind. I put it to you that you do yourself a disservice in maintaining such an air of superiority. I hesitate to call you a stuck up cunt, but only just. Fuck it. Only a stuck up cunt would make a statement like that. Just remember that as you are looking down your nose at all those whom you deem inferior, we are looking right back at you and laughing at the boogers you are exposing.
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 04:40
They'll be back cracker. They are like weebles.  While they may wooble...they don't fall down. The ladies of rotten are made of sterner stuff than that. There is no room for the thin skinned here. (At least if you're going to be part of the 'in crowd'.)
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 05:19
I'm out with the out crowd baby. Gee you guys know weebles,that's great I can resurrect the great "weeble joke" from circa 1970. There was a group of cattle and some sheep on a hillside.One day a violent storm happened tossing all the sheep and the cows to the ground. Yet the male cattle remained standing. The head of the sheep, (you have to suspend beleif here for a moment) asked the chief of the male cows why it was they were not tossed to the ground "We bulls wobble but we don't fall down" was the reply.
From: letsamputate
[Chronic Limper]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 05:20
theo: you were quite selective in reading past posts. Did you not see where MV "kicked my ass in a jump roping contest"? Splated spooge on me when I tried to converse nicely? Engaged me in conversation and begged me to to respond? How about where MV inviited the conversation of "have you seen where babies come from?" then fell flat I never claimed to be "in the in crowd" just that DS is always at a window looking in I tried to get DS to be interesting instead of boring many times I have neither money, birth nor station if you had bothered to read any of my past posts, I have never called another rottenneer a name But this is your opinion
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 05:22
What are rotten gals made of ? What are rotten gals made of ? Shite,spunk and lice and a hand full of ice. That's what rotten gals are made of.
From: kentuckywildcats
[Go Wildcats]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 05:27
From: kurekuretakora [oldgit] Date: 5-Oct-2006 05:22 What are rotten gals made of ? What are rotten gals made of ? Shite,spunk and lice and a hand full of ice. That's what rotten gals are made of. .................... LOL! I guess you're right there. Does that include theodread. a big canadian girls blouse?
From: bigmac
[Saving America One Teen At A Time]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 05:48
Well...I see we are all getting along as famously as ever this morning. MV, Limper: I don't know how you two got going but it got pretty bad rather quickly. I must admit I was rather confused at the turn in your exchange. I'm not really offering anything more than an abjective view of the situation. Git: Howdafukaahya? Theo: Top o' the mornin to ya.
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 05:54
sirbutlusts cartoons do have a certain gauche charm,I feel he should swot up on the works of Gillray though. If you want really cruel caricatures Gillray's your man. I can't imagine theodred keeping bottles of piss in his room I'm sure he simply uses the wastepaper bin like most Canadians. You can get number 2's in that way too.
From: kentuckywildcats
[Go Wildcats]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 05:56
From: kurekuretakora [oldgit] Date: 5-Oct-2006 05:49 Even Canada geese are crotchety,unpleasant creatures that bully the cute native British ducks. .................... Hey. I guess they suck just like the canadian posters on here. Ducks suck too! 
From: letsamputate
[Chronic Limper]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 05:57
I just dont know what happened. I had a big ol' girl' woodie for OG but it is rapidly dwindling. I just dont know.... that evil MV started a thread with me and just fell flat. If you are not prepared to make good with the ladies, dont play with their parts. Role playing parts that is.
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 05:59
Limper,  I did see all that stuff with MV. My opinion is all that really matters to me. But as it states in my bio. It is as changeable as the weather. Feel free to change my mind. Know that I took your words at face value. I did not accuse you of calling people names. I did not accuse you of anything except possessing an elitist attitude. It was your implication that there is an 'in' crowd here that raised my ire. You cannot accuse DS of being outside looking in unless you believe you are inside looking out. Just as you implied MV was beneath you when you suggested that he use a dictionary to look up a couple of words. (that you spelled wrong ) Implying these things is tantamount to declaring them so. No matter how you couch the terms. That you prefer to call a spade a 'black playing card that is not a club' does not mean it is not a spade, or that you did not say it.
From: kentuckywildcats
[Go Wildcats]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 05:59
From: kurekuretakora [oldgit] Date: 5-Oct-2006 05:54 sirbutlusts cartoons do have a certain gauche charm,I feel he should swot up on the works of Gillray though. If you want really cruel caricatures Gillray's your man. I can't imagine theodred keeping bottles of piss in his room I'm sure he simply uses the wastepaper bin like most Canadians. You can get number 2's in that way too. ....................... Hey. and I thought canadians. relieved themselves out of the window I guess I was wrong.
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 06:07
Just can't get enough of my pics eh kenfucky...lol Careful, you keep pulling it that hard and it is going to fall off. However small a loss that would be, I am sure it would still disappoint your boyfriend. On second though..you go right on pulling it. Your boyfriend must be into disappointing things.
From: letsamputate
[Chronic Limper]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 06:10
Theo: you just had to be there. maybe....oh hell, I dont know and I dont care. I am gonna go watch a show on Vietnam vets going back to Vietnam. It is more important to me now. I am not better than anyone. I have been offering DS an olive branch many times over and I am done. That poster does not exist any more. too many chances.
From: kentuckywildcats
[Go Wildcats]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 07:58
From: theodread [{One More Time}] Date: 5-Oct-2006 06:07 Just can't get enough of my pics eh kenfucky...lol Careful, you keep pulling it that hard and it is going to fall off. However small a loss that would be, I am sure it would still disappoint your boyfriend. On second though..you go right on pulling it. Your boyfriend must be into disappointing things. ....................... Hey. I guess the only thing I'd pull for you. is a trigger LOL! BTW I don't disappoint my BF. pleasure yes. disappoint no.
From: jenasaurusx
[Awesome!]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 08:03
"Money, Birth, Station and who you know, do not make you a good person." Well, I thought that was why full-on black and full-on Mexican neighborhoods in the U.S. have such high crime, that it was all poverty's fault and the "station" that the Man has relegated them to? Isn't that the prevailing theory in these parts? What about all those third-world nations? I thought it had nothing to do with being a savage and everything to do with just being poor. WTF? Limper: All the cool kids think you're cool beans, so screw the ones that would latch one to one comment and beat you to death with it. You're interesting, have great stories, and always seem very genuine here. I believe some people are so fucking bitter and angry in their "real" lives that the response to someone being playful (as you were with Merrill) is to try and be a hard-ass. I'm sure you can see through that bullshit. As far as the olive branch goes, I wouldn't bother. There's some issues going on there that no one here is qualified enough to handle. You'll just end up getting beaten over the head with it the first time *that person* disagrees with something you say. Real conversation is not *that person's* strong suite. Clearly.
From: jenasaurusx
[Awesome!]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 08:09
I should have said: Well, I thought that was why full-on black and full-on Mexican neighborhoods in the U.S. SO OFTEN have such high crime. There.
From: jenasaurusx
[Awesome!]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 08:13
Do any of the Australians know what those little koala bar cookies are that are filled with chocolate. They're little and I think they came in an octagonal box. They were popular in the late 80's here. Another Australian import I was fond of growing up was toaster biscuits. Does anyone remember those? They had a brand name I also can't remember. The commercial had that kid that would say... "They make ya mouth watuh."
From: goldamyass [Drucilla]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 08:18
Theo, when you call someone else a cunt, it's not special anymore. *Sniffs*
From: goldamyass [Drucilla]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 08:24
MV, the story where everyone goes to sleep crying because your sissy showered saddened me. My first car was a '64 Galaxie (the pale blue) and embarrassed me because it was such a honker. But when holiday breaks came, and everyone wanted a ride back to the city, I could get 9 girls in it, and it ruled. And hopefully the flip side of your PP 45 is "How Much Is That Doggy In the Window?", because playing it and barking is a good barometer of how cool your latest inamorata is.
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 08:36
"Well, I thought that was why full-on black and full-on Mexican neighborhoods in the U.S. SO OFTEN have such high crime, that it was all poverty's fault and the "station" that the Man has relegated them to? Isn't that the prevailing theory in these parts? What about all those third-world nations? I thought it had nothing to do with being a savage and everything to do with just being poor.
WTF? " jena, that statement is just too wrong to even think about seriously. Do you really believe that there are no 'good' poor people? Do you really believe that being from a third world nation makes one a 'savage'? You, jena, are perhaps the most extreme elitist here. Your next comment only cements the fact. "All the cool kids think you're cool beans, " I suppose 'cool kids' and the 'in crowd' are one and the same. Would you be so good as to define what 'cool' is? I would love to hear your take on 'cool'. "so screw the ones that would latch one to one comment and beat you to death with it." LOL..beat to death. Funny, I thought I made one comment about it. I offered my opinion of what I think about anybody who puts on an assumed air of superiority. Limper responded to my comment and I then responded to hers. It is called a dialog. And it was dealing with ideas that are a little sutler than ICP and Guttermouth. She had not the stomach to continue it it would seem. No matter, I said what I wanted to. The absolute Joy some show for materials goods is as good an indicator as any to me as to just how shallow people can be.
From: jenasaurusx
[Awesome!]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 08:46
Theo - The typical response when someone starts spoutin that there is a high rate of crime for some ethnic groups/cultures is "It's not about ethnicity - it's about being poor or not having opportunity." Now someone is saying that's not the case. So which is it? If I have to define "cool" for you, you don't need to worry about it. The "beat to death" comment was not in reference to you.
From: jenasaurusx
[Awesome!]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 09:05
Morning Stephy! Do you know about the three or more punctuation marks thing? Your last couple posts have been filterd (you can't see them unless you click "show all messages" at the top) because of excessive punctuation.
From: stephylou
[Stephy]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 09:06
Thats cool..work it out!!...And stunning..did you all hear that.."Im stunning"!! And Girls... I just saved myself $35.00 and did my own pedicure..it was so easy..I did the french white tip thing..Im so freakin proud..I can't stop looking at my toes!!
From: jenasaurusx
[Awesome!]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 09:07
Steph: Did you do it with a brush or did you use tape? I can never get the line straight enough or the white part ends up looking lumpy.
From: stephylou
[Stephy]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 09:08
Yeah..I know Jena..I alway thought all my mine got filtered..I have a habit of the (..) thing..<---see. I always hit "show all comments" ..never know what you might miss
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 09:08
So which is it jena? As I have tried to point out Both attitudes are incorrect. Being poor does not make a person bad. Being well off does not make a person good. People are people Jena. 'If I have to define "cool" for you, you don't need to worry about it." I am happy you have a definition Jena, I asked only out of interests sake and it saddens me that you will not share. 'Cool' is never something I worry about. It just seems that it is a prerequisite to being in the 'in crowd'. I wondering what trait you thought it was which inferred this 'inness' on a person. But only in so far as it might have helped to better understand your position.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 09:09
Some bad logic here. The gist of what was just proposed by Jena was: If "Money, Birth, Station and who you know, do not make you a good person." then why do so many insist that the lack of the above will make you a "bad person". Merely pointing our ability as a society to embrace two contradictory concepts at the same time and bring out the one that suits the purpose PRN. Agree or disagree with what was said, not with an inference
From: dinktoucher
[Free Goo!]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 09:12
From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Smelling a girls hair is
creepy even by my standards
unless it is a girlfriend
It is more romantic to
break into a girls house and
steal strands of hair from their brush
and use it in a Santeria ceremony
along with a pigs heart and goat blood
But I am old fashioned
----
On a serious note all
Armani cologne is a guranteed
"panty dropper"
If my wit and boyish good looks
dont do the trick I spray it in their
eyes and hit them in the head with a
heavy blunt object ~~~ Ra HA! Also, would you like to have a jump-rope contest with me, MV?
From: stephylou
[Stephy]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 09:12
I found this real thin brush..it works for toes..I cant for the life of me do my nails..its fall anyway Im gonna do some color on my nails..you know summer is for clean french tipped nails..Fall is time for color..I like the real dark brown..
From: jenasaurusx
[Awesome!]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 09:17
Theo: People born to some conditions often have circumstances that can make them callous and therefore more able to commit crimes against their fellow man because they feel they are denied something other people have and force is the only way they can take it (that can apply to both poor or rich circumstances, by the way). Are you saying that life experiences can't shape whether or not someone is a "good" person?
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 09:18
GD.don't metion owls. I have one of the little fuckers ahootin and ahollerin outside my window every dam night. Is it possible to wring an owl's neck or does the head just keep going round and round ?
From: jenasaurusx
[Awesome!]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 09:20
Stephy - me, too. I like the dark plumy colors this time of years. On my toes anyway. I can't wear anything but a coat of pearly on the fingernails or it chips in day.
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 09:26
Good and bad people is such a difficult concept. For example,Ghenhis Khan was a "good" mongol (yes it is a real word) but "bad" in the eyes of the rest of the world. Hitler was exceptionally "good" at being a Nazi.A "good" Aryan but a really bad Jew.(allegedly,on his grandmother's side)
From: jenasaurusx
[Awesome!]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 09:27
good morning, Absinthe. Rectal: When i lived in the desert we would get incredible lighting storms. I've only seen one good once since moving "down below" (what we called the cities beyond the high desert hills). The lightning storms and the night sky are the two thinsg I miss most about the desert.
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 09:27
So jena/stephylou, do you paint the whole toe ? I hope neither of you suffer from "Flinstone" feet. 'Twould look like a bunch of eggplants in purple.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 09:28
"in crowd" is a defunct equine which is being pounded and turned into mung. It was never suggested by Limper that we had an "in crowd", but rather that DS believes that there is such a thing, either on DR or in other venues. As opposed to those, like many of us, who are Marxists (would not belong to a club that would court our membership). Also inferred from DS' remarks that *if* there was such a thing, DS would forever try to belong to it and, by trying too hard, find herself on the outside of what she desires while looking in. No, one does not have to be "in" to notice someone "out looking in". I abhor "Society" and yes have noticed many times people with their nose pressed against the glass.
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 09:33
No, one does not have to be "in" to notice someone "out looking in". I abhor "Society" and yes have noticed many times people with their nose pressed against the glass. ===================== i work with several people like this always trying to" chat up the right people" always in style, always have their nose stuck up some ones ass
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 09:34
Life experience is what molds us all Jena. How we incorporate that experience into our daily lives makes us good or bad. Getting shit on all the time can affect a person two ways, (at least, and as an example), they can decide that it is a miserable thing and make it their life's work to make everyone as miserable as they are. Or, they can decide that it is a shitty way to be treated and make up their mind to never treat another in the same way. It all depends on the person. In the same way a person born with 'everything' might look around and see that they have more and use the excess to better their neighbors lot. Or, they may look at their privilege as being a god given right that they deserve because they are better. Leading to a continued hoarding of resources that could be used for a greater good. You cannot equate who a person is with where they come from. To do so is to perpetuate the stereotypes which keep the different sections of our society creeping ever farther apart. I find that kind of thinking mildly repugnant.
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 09:38
Talking while your nose is up someone elses ass just leads to a muffled mumbling in my experience. I must say I have met unpleasant people from all backgrounds. I'll take the poor over the rich most days,though I like the good stuff. Some folks will rob you with a six gun and some with a fountain pen.
From: jenasaurusx
[Awesome!]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 09:38
Oh my god, Git, I hate you! Growing up I hated my toes and would always complain that I had "Flinstone feet" because my toes were short, stubby things whereas all my friends had these long toes that looked more like fingers. I also have tiny nails on both my fingers and toes. Not short, but narrow. I have come to terms with my short toes, but you brought it all back for a second *sniff*
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 09:40
Old Git -- I thought that would get you. Just consider yourself lucky not to have to find refuge in a basket hanging from the ceiling to avoid the barbs of Xanthippe.
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 09:40
Yes,I agree too theo,send me your car would you old chap,I don't have one. Oh and GD a few of your nice rugs wouldn't go amiss. I love wealth redistribution,it's so FAIR.
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 09:46
I knew you'd get that one GD. BTW it suddenly dawned on me the other day that I was missing my favourite Fugs song from my collection. You must know New Amphetamine Shriek. Thanks to Amazon and Caiman it is on it's way from the good ol USA
From: jenasaurusx
[Awesome!]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 09:51
How do you account for there being a higher rate of particular crimes among different classes or cultures? I think it's a lot more complicated than is being suggested. Are you saying the guy who grows up poor and escapes with crack and ends up beating a guy to death for money to support his habit is a *bad* person? are you suggesting he would be *bad* even if he was born to a wealthy family? I think situations and circumstances have a LOT to do with how people turn out. I don't believe people are born with it predestined whether they are going to be good or bad. I think the most evil guy in the world might have turned out differently if he had been dealt a better hand.
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 09:51
An example of someone born,literally "dirt poor" who made a success of himself thanks to the great American dream (though it's a bit of a nightmare for the rest of us)  THE TOES,THE TOES.
From: stephylou
[Stephy]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 09:55
Yeah..Dont sweat it Jena..As long as there not squished in a 2 size too small strappy sandle with yellowish nailes and lumps and bumps ....well you get the point..I seriously wish I could show you all my toes..they look so cute..And I did it myself..anyone got a camera phone..wanna see??..j/k. I got to watch where Im going though..almost just fell down the stairs..
From: jenasaurusx
[Awesome!]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 09:56
the feet of "La Nuit" Absinthe, the likeness is uncanny! My ex use to have crazy feet with super long toes and tendons sticking out all over the place. He owuld ty and scare me with them; coming at you they'd look like he could grab your whole head with the toes.
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 09:58
I couldn't resist (C) (F) I don't have a bedtime, I don't need to come. (G) (F) (C) For I have become an am-phetamine bum. (F) If you don't like sleeping, and don't want to screw, (G) (F) (C) Then you should take lots of am-phetamine too. (CHORUS:) (C) (F) Gabba gabba gabba gabba(x2) fet fet feta-mine (G) (F) (C) gabba gabba gabba gabba(x2) fet fet feta-mine (F) Gabba gabba gabba gabba(x2) fet fet feta-mine (G) (F) (C) gabba gabba gabba gabba(x2) fet fet feta-mine
From: jenasaurusx
[Awesome!]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 10:08
Abs - I think it's not pc to say that poor culture can contribute to crime and drugs and a slew of other distasteful descriptors. I bet rich people tend to litter more or get more road rage because they have are more apt to view others as subservient and I bet that comment is less ofenseive to "the masses". I think ignoring that some peopl are morelikely than others to commit certain types of crimes just perpetuates them the same way ignoring racial and cultural stereotypes does nothing to change them.
From: stephylou
[Stephy]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 10:13
Im sure we all have seen worse!! kKep in mind.. big hairy yellow nails purple scally corns/bunions..paints a picture dont it
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 10:13
Abs - I think it's not pc to say that poor culture can contribute to crime and drugs and a slew of other distasteful descriptors. I bet rich people tend to litter more or get more road rage because they have are more apt to view others as subservient and I bet that comment is less ofenseive to "the masses". I think ignoring that some peopl are morelikely than others to commit certain types of crimes just perpetuates them the same way ignoring racial and cultural stereotypes does nothing to change them. ======================== Ok i realize i may not be the smartest person around but i just dont understand what jen is trying to say here is she comparing murder to littering? are the masses offensive to the rich? I need more coffee BTW PC = bullshit
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 10:18
Good Lord. There is no such thing as an IN crowd. There are people we talk to who are IN our life and people we don't speak with who are not IN our life Its not a crowd, its a selection or who we care to converse with Everyone makes that selection.. well most everyone some people just talk to get shit started, then sit back and wait while the fur flies. Then try to turn it around like they were the ones being 'picked on' A crowd is a bunch of people. Where you find a lot of people, you are going to find differences of opinions... No one is 'IN' or 'OUT' because opinions are not FACTS.
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 10:22
hi all, can't stay long, have to go to parents in about an hour or so. how is everyone. stephy you should see the mess I make on myself when I try to accomplish what you just did with the nail polish yes. that will be a story for gd one of these days
From: jenasaurusx
[Awesome!]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 10:22
Like this Stephy?  Rectal: Allow me to rewrite and clarify... I think people think it's insensitive to say that poor culture can contribute to crime and drugs and a slew of other distasteful descriptors even thought it is TRUE - poor people are more apt to rob - it just makes sens. That's nt to say rich people don't rob, but a higher number of poor certainly do. So you do blame a igher concentration of "bad" people just coincidentally being born to poor people or do you attribute it to the fact that they are poor? It goes the same way with whites. I'd guess that rich people tend to molest more children because they have power issues and I bet that is less offenseive to "the masses" than saying poor people are prone to crack because a lot of people are conditioned to be PC. I think ignoring that some people are morelikely than others to commit certain types of crimes just perpetuates them the same way ignoring racial and cultural stereotypes does nothing to change them.
From: jenasaurusx
[Awesome!]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 10:25
"It goes the same way with whites." Sorry - I was going to say something about white people being cannibals more often and then remembered that we were keeping this about classes and not races.
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 10:30
RF, Jen seems to desperately be trying to justify feeling superior to 'the masses'. I think what she is saying is that if less affluent people are 'bad' they commit crimes like murder and rape, but if more affluent people are 'bad' they commit crimes like littering and road rage. To my minds eye, crimes like the ones perpetuated by the likes of the directors of Enron, for example, are the heinous. More people are devastated at one time. There is no drug induced insanity or desperation to motivate these people. They are driven by unbridled lust and greed. They look at their victims as just so many numbers, like they are not people at all. The largest crimes are committed on the grandest scales only by those who have the affluence to manage it. How is stealing a pensioners life's savings any more merciful than stealing their life?
From: jenasaurusx
[Awesome!]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 10:31
Oh come ON. Not a single person is going to say something about me making that mistake in my last post because I subconciously equate "rich" with "white"...?
From: jenasaurusx
[Awesome!]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 10:34
Well, I just used the examples of robbing and child moselting so...? And are you going to tell me that the guys responsilbe for the Enron crimes did not have issues of entitlement and superiority related to their station in life?
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 10:35
'Not a single person is going to say something about me making that mistake in my last post because I subconciously equate "rich" with "white"...?" Nobody had to jen. You did it yourself. And it was obvious.
From: jenasaurusx
[Awesome!]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 10:37
I even went back and "fixed" a typo with ?i>moselting</i> before clicking add. Cest la vie. I'm out, too. Theo - can you comment on the statements I made isntead of <i>just</i> making more judgements on my character? Because otherwise you just look like you're dodging the fiery flames of my logic sword. 
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 10:38
chronic and jena anytime someone makes a comment that seems like something that could be taken out of context, You better believe those who don't care for you will take it and hit the ground running with it just to make you look bad to others They will latch onto this golden opportunity and beat it like a dead horse until they get sick of it themselves, so then they watch for another comment to grab on and smear None of us has to explain or re-explain what we said just to satisfy that kind of a person If you explain it, then you are accused of 'back pedaling' Fuck it say what you want, and let the good times roll
From: jenasaurusx
[Awesome!]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 10:41
Shit - I fucked up MOLESTING repeatedly when I tried it in real life, too. I give up. Can you tell I tend to eschew the whole "preview" function pretty regularly. *sigh* Oh well, I'm off to clean.
From: faqueawf
[faque awf]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 10:51
letsamputate- the in crowd what the fuck is that are we back in shitball highschool again or even a sorority? fuck that hated shit like that back then and hate it now, fucking in crowd sooo lame
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 10:56
Jen, I was commenting on what you were saying. That you choose to take my words as an attack on your character leads me to believe that perhaps there is some slight guilt resting uneasily on your conscience. My words were mostly generalizations made to make a point. If Some of what I was saying was hitting too close to home I cannot help that. I have some small trouble with logic at times Jen, I admit it. I am an emotional creature for the most part. I tend to do most of my thinking with my heart. I believe more in what feels right than in what sounds right. Bafflegab being what it is and all.
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 10:59
faqueawf either way, I don't think the comment was meant to be taken as some being in or some being out we are all just here
From: jenasaurusx
[Awesome!]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 11:01
Faque: Those little baby teeth are sharp! Everyone sing along with "Screeching Weasel"... there's a real cool club on the other side of town
where the real cool kids go to sit around
and talk bad about the other kids
yea it's a real cool club and you're not part of it
there's millie, pickles and pattycakes too
and cubby's making mean jokes about you
ha ha ya little twit
yeah it's a real cool club and you're not part of it
they're a real cool bunch of die fledermausketeers
and they'll laugh at the toughskins your mom got you from sears
you dork they'll never let you in
cause it's a real cool club and you're not part of it
you're fat and ugly and an imbecile too
and that's why they draw funny pictures of you
and talk bad about all the kids
cause it's a real cool club and you're not a part of it
From: jenasaurusx
[Awesome!]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 11:18
Theo: From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 10:34
Well, I just used the examples of robbing and child moselting so...?
And are you going to tell me that the guys responsilbe for the Enron crimes did not have issues of entitlement and superiority related to their station in life? What happened was you made a comment about someone being rich or powerful not making one a good person which by default means being poor does not make one a bad person either. I simply opined that I think circumstances do a whole lot in shaping whether a person turns out bad or not and I've stated why. I think my position on the subject is both logical AND emotional. I feel compassion for someone who was born into tough circumstances. But unlike others who might see their circumstances as an excuse to commit certain unsavory acts or a free pass to be an scumbag, I would prefer we address the issues and work to help people change them, not ignore them. Obviously you don't want to discuss this - you were just looking to spout. My bad for thinking otherwise. Faque - And? Is that all you got?
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 11:23
"From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 10:30
RF, Jen seems to desperately be trying to justify feeling
superior to 'the masses'.
I think what she is saying is that if less affluent people
are 'bad' they commit crimes like murder and rape, but if more
affluent people are 'bad' they commit crimes like littering
and road rage. ............................................. I can't believe we are reading the same words. Theo, you're not that literal. What I am getting from Jen, is that our socio-economic and cultural conditioning (in terms of what that particular culture considers valuable) do not necessarily doom us to a life of transgressions but determine to a degree the *form* that such transgressions might take. Opportunity and power are one condition. I can hardly see a homeless person committing the Enron transgressions. A culture also promulgates certain core beliefs. It is not accidental that groups that prize earning highly have many more successful scholars than those that don't. Nor is it a coincidence that when machismo is values, the incidence of "honor killings" and misogyny will rise. Let's stick to what is being *said* rather than infer. Jen, sorry for being your Boswell, but I could not stand the distortions.
From: faqueawf
[faque awf]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 11:28
jena- oh no i could go on but did not think you were actually trying to be a rita bitch but it appears that you were. I dont agree with most of what you spew on here and have not bothered to say shit to you since you seem like just another brainwashed freak from the ie. sooo much crystal there maybe you should cut down just a bit, and maybe get some rest
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 11:28
From: faqueawf [faque awf]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 10:51
letsamputate- the in crowd what the fuck is that are we back in
shitball highschool again or even a sorority? fuck that
hated shit like that back then and hate it now, fucking in
crowd sooo lame ....................................................... Have you read the whole thread and comments, or are you taking two words ("In Crowd") out of the original context and superimposing them on your own?
From: jenasaurusx
[Awesome!]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 11:38
Haha no Faque - meth is for poor people; I'm much more likely to be a pill popper - haven't you been reading this whole classist conversation?? ? Absinthe: I totally knew what you meant by being my BOSWELL without having to Google it this time!
From: faqueawf
[faque awf]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 11:49
green death From: letsamputate [Chronic Limper] Date: 4-Oct-2006 23:58 mmmm, those chocolate oranges ARE good. I was one of those kids that always had candy left over until next Halloween. So I am finicky. That makes the choco-oranges top rate. DS: To make yourself interesting to others: stay on topic of conversation and don't turn things into mud slinging and you will find yourself accepted. Unless you dont want to be accepted. I would think a gal with a prom pic like that, that you would like to be accepted by the "in-crowd" --------------------------------------------- sorry cant make it through reading the whole thread, it would make me shrivel up and blow away. I dont think i superimposed anything just took the comment like it was put out. not that i am defending dirtslut (she is just a good ol wannabe dirty slit) or anything, just the arguing whole stupidity of the incrowd statement. dont mean to offend but whatever
From: goldamyass [Drucilla]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 11:52
Hello GD, Happy Thorsday! Cats, how is the calici? I feel for you, it's been in my house since December. What a vile effing pox.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 11:59
From: faqueawf [faque awf]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 11:49
DS: To make yourself interesting to others: stay on topic of conversation and don't turn things into mud slinging and you will find yourself accepted. Unless you dont want to be accepted. I would think a gal with a prom pic like that, that you would like to be accepted by the "in-crowd" ................................. Exactly - It never implied that there was an "in crowd" here, but that *if* there was one, DS might well be the kind of person who would try to be part of it but would defeat her goal by pissing in everyone's boots. Limper never said we had an "In Crowd" that was taking pledges. LOL, I can hardly see Limper in the role of Sorority type (that alone is a hoot).
From: thecathouse
[Got litter...?]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 12:01
Golda - The Calici is doing fine, the most affected kitten is now doing well, and everyone appears to be on the mend. Calici sucks, nothing to do but supportive care with the fluids, clavamox, heat pads. I hate force feeding, so I am glad they got better before I had to do that. I went thru a bag and half of lactated ringers. I have a bad feeling that my new stud male is a calici carrier, as I have never had an issue with it till he came along - what a drag. How many times have you had calici in your house?
From: goldamyass [Drucilla]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 12:11
Cats, I brought an elderly animal into the house a year ago against the vet's advice. I have done rescue work for YEARS, and I ignored his expertise, because he didn't really have anything concrete to base his opinion on. And like a fool, I thought with my heart. Now, every day is a new day, as far as symptoms (no kittens in the house, like you tho), and I also have to be aware of transferring it from my skin or clothing.
From: thecathouse
[Got litter...?]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 12:13
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 5-Oct-2006 12:07 Calici? Oh no! How many of your babes are infected? ------------------------------- The whole litter I currently have on the ground were affected. I have been lucky and never had an issue with it till this time. Of the 4 babies, one was affected pretty badly, the others more mildly. My new stud male is my guess for how it came to my house. That is a shame, as since he does not spray I was planning on keeping him upstairs with the other cats. This changes everything, so he will have to go in a pen downstairs. He will have another cat for company, but I can't risk him exposing more litters :(
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 12:15
"From: goldamyass [Drucilla]
Theo, when you call someone else a cunt, it's not special anymore. *Sniffs*" lol, Dru, I have no idea how I missed that earlier. Don't despair, you were first and it will always be special.
From: goldamyass [Drucilla]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 12:21
Thank you Theo, and I DO apologize for blowing (Your Margins) that day. I was under the incorrect assumption (aren't I usually?) that if it previews OK, then all is well with the world. HAH!! I'm off to buy Weed 'n Feed, I feel so butch.
From: thecathouse
[Got litter...?]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 12:26
Golda, that sucks, just sucks. I use a great disinfectant - I love disinfectants I have a whole shelf full of them - called A-33. Have you used it? It is amazing. It is strong enough to kill HIV in pooled blood, and is affective against fungus. I am hoping that extra uses of that plus isolation and extra precautions will keep the calici outbreaks in new litter to a minimum, now that I have a known carrier. What a fucking drag. I keep telling myself 'at least it's not ringworm!'. Just saying the "R" word makes me shudder....ack
From: goldamyass [Drucilla]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 12:26
That's from too many toeholds, I've seen it before in Professional Wrestling.
From: jenasaurusx
[Awesome!]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 12:29
Now, let's make sure it's clear that that is NOT a picture of MY foot. The stubbiness of the toes is similar, but my big toe and toenail are not so big. Just for the record.
From: goldamyass [Drucilla]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 12:29
Cats, if you need to find him a home, you could ship him to me, we're all infucted here. 'Off to Wally World.
From: sally
[That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 12:32
I'm in with the in crowd; I go where the in crowd goes. I'm in with the in crowd; And I know what the in crowd knows. Any time of the year, don't you hear? Dressin' fine; makin' time. We breeze up and down the street; We get respect from the people we meet. They make way day or night; They know the in crowd is out of sight. I'm in with the in crowd; I know every latest dance. When you're in with the in crowd, It's easy to find romance! At a spot where the where the beat's really hot. If it's square, we ain't there. We make every minute count, yeah Our share is always the biggest amount. Other guys imitate us, but the original is still the greatest. We got our own way of walking We got our own way of talking Any time of the year, don't you hear? Spendin' cash; talkin' trash. Girl, I'll show you a real good time; Come on with me and leave your troubles behind. I don't care where you've been, You ain't been no where 'til you've been in With the in crowd. With the in crowd. We got our own way of walking We got our own way of talking In the in crowd.
From: thecathouse
[Got litter...?]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 12:34
BTW Rectal, I have seen waaaay worse feet than that. A couple of weeks ago when I was getting a pedicure, this girl walked in and she was gorgeous. Then she took off her shoes and rolled up her pants to get her toes done. She had the most disturbing feet I have ever seen, really fucked up feet; bunions, messed up toes, etc. They were just really really ugly. I was expecting her feet to be as pretty as the rest of her, but JHC, they were terrible. You would have needed a bucket to puke in, for sure
From: thecathouse
[Got litter...?]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 12:39
I aaahm doin Faahn, Mr Fissure, suh. Scuse me while ah don mah petticoats and fix mah hayer... Ooops, ah seem to have spilled mah Dr. Pepper on mah keyboard! Oh no! It is ruined, what will ah do? I feel faint...
From: thecathouse
[Got litter...?]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 13:08
From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 5-Oct-2006 13:03 ...or the taste of ejaculate. ======================= WTF? when did that come up? --------------------- It was yesterday, around the time of the 'stinky snot' discussion, and prior to the do-it-yourself-dildo chat. I guess you missed it, LOl! BTW, how is my accent coming along? I am practicing diligently. Do I get a gold star or a smack with the ruler?
From: thecathouse
[Got litter...?]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 13:16
From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 5-Oct-2006 13:11 you did say you were blond right ? where do i get to smack you with the ruler? ------------------------- Yes, I am blonde. Just don't leave any visible marks that might be difficult to explain away
From: sally
[That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 13:16
At least it wasn't on my bed, and the cat did look apologetic. It took a lot of cleaning products to get rid of the smell, but finally I found the right combo of fragrances and as Marge Simpson once said, "It really covers the cat crap!"
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 13:22
There was a young lady named Rose Whose erogenous zones were her toes. She remained onanistic, 'Til a foot-fetishistic Young man, became of her beaus. On this I am going to go eat my Dim Sum with a cuppa Oolong and top it all with a Moon Cake. It's a good thing I've never had to watch my weight, LOL. I have the metabolism of a hummingbird... or a shrew (depending on who sez it).
From: tosslebottom
[Shake eet]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 13:30
Hi Sally. No bad smells. I can smell coffee & once outside, the sweet, citrusy aroma of lemon myrtle & eucalypts. But if I go anywhere on the other side of the shed, I'm still smelling dead animal.
From: tosslebottom
[Shake eet]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 13:40
Hi cats, no. Mr T thinks it may have something to do with the plumbing in the 'bathroom shed'. Maybe that the vent pipe for the septic is too short.
From: thecathouse
[Got litter...?]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 13:46
Ugh, Tossle, septic problems are awful. My grandparents septic system backed up years ago, and I can still remember the smell....gack! I hope Mr. Tossle can fix the problem or find someone who can
From: thecathouse
[Got litter...?]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 13:59
From: tosslebottom [Shake eet] Date: 5-Oct-2006 13:50 Cats, he can do anything. He never ceases to amaze me. Even after 20 years together, it still floors me. I love him more & more each day. ---------------------------------------- Have you considered cloning him? Think of the money you could make! Seriously, though, I know what you mean. My hubby is a pretty handy guy, and he is tall and strong and I can always count on him. He does have has moments though, like his inability to find anything in the fridge or utter befuddlement when it comes to loading a dishwasher, but that is mostly my own fault. I have a tendency to spoil him
From: tosslebottom
[Shake eet]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 14:06
The thought of cloning him has crossed my mind, but no. It makes me feel special that I have him. The only think that irks me is when I ask a question about something & he actually tells me the answer. Questions like: What does D-ID mean on my car? I then have to suffer through the whole mechanics thing. I'm not mechanically minded, although can fix things pretty well. I just wanted to know what it stands for & why is it a good thing, not the inside-out workings of the engine.
From: tosslebottom
[Shake eet]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 14:14
Lovely. One of my animals has brought in a dead bird for me to share. I heard somewhere that when they bring you a kill, it's not, as popular belief would have it, to feed you, but to show you how to hunt.
From: tosslebottom
[Shake eet]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 14:27
Where we lived before here, they'd bring in snakes a lot. My mother was staying once when they did this. She's walked past it maybe 4 times before I noticed it on the living room floor. She ran outside screaming & wouldn't come back in until I'd disposed of it. She never came back to stay again after that. I thank my cats every day for that blessing.
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 14:29
From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 5-Oct-2006 13:03 ...or the taste of ejaculate. ======================= WTF? when did that come up? no pun intended ~~~~~~~ now RF...you must know that to be in the IN crowd you must spell come, as cum I myself am in no crowd as crowds tend to multiply rather fast once they discover they are, in fact, a crowd. of the highway I prefer the byway. the taste of ejaculate= a little starch, a creamed white sauce, a little puree of male excitement that is taken with a grain of salt. Then after wards, lick a lemon.
From: jenasaurusx
[Awesome!]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 14:31
He does have has moments though, like his inability to find anything in the fridge or utter befuddlement when it comes to loading a dishwasher, but that is mostly my own fault. I have always suspected that this was a gesture of kindness to let us know that we're needed. *blink blink*
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 14:31
My mother was staying once when they did this. She's walked past it maybe 4 times before I noticed it on the living room floor. She ran outside screaming & wouldn't come back in until I'd disposed of it. She never came back to stay again after that. I thank my cats every day for that blessing. ~~~~~~~~~~ LMAO tossel!!
From: sandywoods
[Andrew Woods]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 14:32
From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal] Date: 5-Oct-2006 13:25 A cup of tea would be nice right about now.  --------------------- Sally, you should make a big flask of that tea, and offer it to the students on your bus in the mornings LOL!
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 14:37
well just got back from parents now I'm gonna get something to eat. gd's chinese food makes me hungry! but guess it will just be an egg salad sandwich I whisked the egg salad up late last night so wouldn't have to cook. Its made with celery, sweet onions and cream cheese oh and eggs
From: letsamputate
[Chronic Limper]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 14:39
Snakes?? I had a roomie who worked at a pet shop and she brought home snakes, frogs and all types of lizzards. She had a box full of copperheads, yeah copperheads and they got out.
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 14:41
hi limper tossle, thanks. I made the correction, so noone else would take it upon itself to make the correction usually I bow when doing typos, but back is too sore. gonna go eat bbl
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 14:48
Good news everybody!  I got that other job!! I get to work 2 jobs for two weeks, and tell the Angry Greek to shove his Spanikopita up his ass! *This makes me happy!! (Along with his Tzatziki sauce!)
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 14:52
Thanks Tossle. It's 3rd shift (Yuk) but it's bar rush with all the drunken Navy Base guys from the var down the street. The shifts are only 7 hours, and I guess the tips are good. *I like me a good old fashioned diner, any way. (Greasy spoons bring the more interesting folks! )
From: tosslebottom
[Shake eet]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 14:56
Tipping fascinates me. We typically haven't been a nation of 'tippers'. Only in the past few years has it been an option on the bill at restaurants.
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 15:03
Tossle: Here, they pay a minimal wage, servers make the rest of their wages based on service. I've been a waitress 16 years, I make (on the average) $12 to $18/ hour depending on business. Fortunatly, we only have to CLAIM up to minimum wage, which I think here in Florida is only $6.00/hour (I THINK) so they don't tax the crap outta me. So, you work a 40 hour week, and make around $900.00 per week before taxes. (In Fl. they only take Federal taxes, no state.) so it's still around $800 per week.
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 15:04
Basha,just  what do you owe the Angry Greek?  Burn those bridges baby. Leave him wondering what the fuck happened. Do you think he would give you two weeks notice if he decided to can your ass? Not bloody likely.
From: tosslebottom
[Shake eet]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 15:05
From: sandywoods [Andrew Woods] Date: 5-Oct-2006 15:00 Watch this video clip carefully, and try it yourself. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2zttxIIwg4& ***** Sandy, that's freaky. I really want to learn how to do that! I'm doing washing & ironing today, so I'm gonna try it out. I have no life on my days off.
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 15:10
Theo: Scruples, honor, respect to my regulars? I've been fired from more than one job, but I have co-workers who would have to work short handed if I just said Fuck off, (Mind you, I'd love to.) But my conscience would get to me if I just dropped off like that. He's a dick, but the girls I work with don't deserve it. I'd feel bad. (*Note, I DO care about others.) besides, I'm working 3rd at the other place, (1st? and 2nd? at the Angry Greeks place?) it's twice the money? *I'll sleep when I'm dead.
From: sandywoods
[Andrew Woods]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 15:16
From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest] Date: 5-Oct-2006 15:03 Tossle: Here, they pay a minimal wage, servers make the rest of their wages based on service. I've been a waitress 16 years, I make (on the average) $12 to $18/ hour depending on business. Fortunatly, we only have to CLAIM up to minimum wage, which I think here in Florida is only $6.00/hour (I THINK) so they don't tax the crap outta me. So, you work a 40 hour week, and make around $900.00 per week before taxes. (In Fl. they only take Federal taxes, no state.) so it's still around $800 per week. ---------------------------- $800 per week is Ł425.82, you would have to have a skilled job, to be earning that amount here. The national minimum wage here, is Ł5.35 = $10.04 per hour.
From: sandywoods
[Andrew Woods]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 15:19
From: tosslebottom [Shake eet] Date: 5-Oct-2006 15:10 Sandy, I tried it. I suck at it. My t-shirt ended up in a crumpled pile on the floor, then I kicked it. --------------------- Tossle, I tried it, and it ended up a twisted mess. You can bet, that the girl has had plenty of experience folding, probably in a factory.
From: jenasaurusx
[Awesome!]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 15:19
Tossle - give it a few more tries - it works like a charm! Just make sure yor invisible line is straight or it'll end up all cock-eyed. Thanks, Sandy! I love household tips. Here's a good one: http://www.callalillie.com/archives/2005/02/how_to_fold_a_f.html
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 15:21
Theo: Don't forget, I have Big Mac to help out. (I might still have a meltdown though.) Two weeks is a long time in terms of being on ones feet. Sandy: That was a maximum figure. I pull about $2000 a month, but it's a matter of hours and availibility. (Again... before taxes.)
From: sandywoods
[Andrew Woods]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 15:25
It looks like these Canadian animal rights protesters, decided to make a music video, check it out. Watch at the end, when they rescue the bunnies from the laboratory. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_zLBsRYD8w
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 15:25
good for you hostess! way to go.. things are going to look up I bet usually things like this take a streak hopefully it will come in threes first the new job then the house may fall in place (I hope so for your sake) then you will start putting this new life together, with happiness and peace of mind
From: thecathouse
[Got litter...?]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 15:33
What good news Bascha, congrats on the new job! Soon you won't have to worry about crazy-ass Greeks anymore. I am off for a bit, I have been ignoring the broom, mop and dustrag and I can't ignore them any longer....chores - bleh. Bye everyone
From: sandywoods
[Andrew Woods]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 15:37
From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest] Date: 5-Oct-2006 15:21 Theo: Don't forget, I have Big Mac to help out. (I might still have a meltdown though.) Two weeks is a long time in terms of being on ones feet. Sandy: That was a maximum figure. I pull about $2000 a month, but it's a matter of hours and availibility. (Again... before taxes.) ----------------------- Taxes, I don't do much with those, because I work cash-in-hand. Check this out, which shows how income tax is paid. You have a tax free allowance of Ł5,035 then the next Ł2,150 is taxed at the starting rate of 10%, and from Ł2,150 to Ł33,000 is taxed at the standard rate of 22%. Over Ł33,300 is taxed at a whopping 40%. http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/rates/it.htm
From: sandywoods
[Andrew Woods]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 15:39
From: tosslebottom [Shake eet] Date: 5-Oct-2006 15:30 Hehe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFf-kW1E0Tc ------------------- Hahaha! I would think, that he feels a bit bloated after that stunt.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 15:45
Bascha CONGRATS! Sandy -- "$800 per week is Ł425.82, you would have to have a skilled j ob, to be earning that amount here. The national minimum wage here, is Ł5.35 = $10.04 per hour." Serving IS a skilled job and takes the tact of a GOOD Prime Minister, the personal skills of a Shrink, the memory of an elephant, and the endurance of a marathon runner. You have to coordinate the needs of the Floor with the Gods of the Kitchen (they have often conflicting agenda). Finally, the Waitress is what people remember about a restaurant, the ultimate PR responsibility. It is a VERY skilled job.
From: sandywoods
[Andrew Woods]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 15:55
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 5-Oct-2006 15:45 Bascha CONGRATS! Sandy -- "$800 per week is Ł425.82, you would have to have a skilled j ob, to be earning that amount here. The national minimum wage here, is Ł5.35 = $10.04 per hour." Serving IS a skilled job and takes the tact of a GOOD Prime Minister, the personal skills of a Shrink, the memory of an elephant, and the endurance of a marathon runner. You have to coordinate the needs of the Floor with the Gods of the Kitchen (they have often conflicting agenda). Finally, the Waitress is what people remember about a restaurant, the ultimate PR responsibility. It is a VERY skilled job. -------------------- If you were a waitress here, you would be on shit money, at least in our area. Check out the jobcentre plus website, and search for "waiter" jobs. Many jobs are at the national minimum wage. http://www.jobcentreplus.gov.uk/JCP/index.html
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 15:58
tossle my cat brings in stuff too. she would love to bring in a squirrel, but they have her number. They chatter to each other in adjoining trees when she shows up, then they run up and down the trunks. hah! she can't compete with all of them, and she never gets a one! I would like to wring their little necks at times haha. But I usually break down and give them bread. Of course, never in front of her. Wouldn't want to make her feel slighted mwhaha
From: dirtyslut76
[slut]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 15:58
lol, GD, I think when sandy said "skilled" he meant a job that required formal training. Nobody thinks waitressing is an easy job. I have done it before, it was one oiof the toughest jobs I ever had.
From: sandywoods
[Andrew Woods]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 15:59
From: tosslebottom [Shake eet] Date: 5-Oct-2006 15:57 Too funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_C9GOhpFtI Before you knew Paul Hogan as Corcodile Dundee, we knew him as "Hoges". ---------------------- I remember the Paul Hogan show, where he used to make toast by pinning a slice of bread to an asbestos board, and toasting it with a blow torch.
From: tosslebottom
[Shake eet]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 16:04
More classic Hoges: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq-fb_ygvRY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mpmyw2ZDRfo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4n6ZUQuD6w http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX6MtWRGW3M The last one is such a classic. I hope you can appreciate our humour.
From: tosslebottom
[Shake eet]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 16:17
Nope GD. Only in restaurants mainly. We wouldn't go to a cafe & tip, for instance. Not in a pub either. I can recall maybe one instance of tipping this year, at a restaurant.
From: jenasaurusx
[Awesome!]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 16:19
Bacha: Congratulations - I *knew* you would get it! I love tipping because it allow the person receiving the service to reward the person providing the service for a job well done and if I get shitty service well they just don't get as big a tip and I walk away feeling like I didn't have to pay for something I didn't get. It tends to make people accountable. I think people who don't tip appropriately (meaning a few quarters or no tip at all, not someone who gave 12% instead of 15 or 20%) are few and far between for most servers, particularly in the restaurant business. It's the other people you are supposed to tip that get screwed, particularly now that we're in an age where traditional etiquette isn't as important as it was years ago.
From: tosslebottom
[Shake eet]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 16:22
Until recently, we would probably find tipping umm, I don't know what word to use here, demeaning? condescending? When the option for tipping started appearing on restaurant bills, a lot of people were offended, if that is the right word to use.
From: tosslebottom
[Shake eet]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 16:25
Hoges was such a comedic icon. I remember seeing him on Pot of Gold, our version of your talent shows, whatever they're called. Everyone watched the Paul Hogan Show & we still refer to some of his sayings in conversation. We will call someone Leo Wanker, with full head wobble & everything.
From: sandywoods
[Andrew Woods]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 16:31
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 5-Oct-2006 16:22 Tossle, I now have another God to put on my Funny Funky Altar besides the incomparable Benny Hill... Paul Hogan! --------------------- This guy was another good comedian. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cReFpHPWYJ0
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 16:32
Tossle, I understand the feeling. I also think that the owners of restaurants should not use the custom as an excuse for underpaying their employees. I also disapprove of some ways in which tips are handled, such as putting all tips in one pot and divide it equally between all, which negates the individual appreciation motive. However, I have aways shown my appreciation for a good job with a gratuity, whether it is in the form of money or a present, to everyone, even my attorney.
From: tosslebottom
[Shake eet]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 16:37
GD, also until recently, waitressing etc was considered to be something you did to get by & was looked down upon as a career choice. Now, there are hospitality courses etc & it's higher paid than it used to be. I worked in pubs for a few years in the beginning of my working life & can't remember even having a tip jar. If any of the workers got a tip, it was truly a rare thing.
From: tosslebottom
[Shake eet]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 16:41
Bascha, I hope you're not taking my posts the wrong way. We just have a very different culture here. When I visited California years ago, we sat down at a table in a diner & there was some coins left from the previous patrons. We kids (being 15 to 17) went, Cool! free money! The coaches (it was a swimming trip) told us, No, that's a tip for the waitress. That was the first time I ever heard of tipping. It was totally foreign to us.
From: sandywoods
[Andrew Woods]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 16:43
From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest] Date: 5-Oct-2006 16:36 I even tip the guy that pumps my gas. (Given it's a full service station.) 25% is my average. Let that be a lesson to you cheapskates. I work my ass off! -------------------------- Petrol stations here are usually self service, and even if they aren't, you would be mad to leave a tip, what with petrol (gas) costing almost Ł5.00 per gallon.
From: sandywoods
[Andrew Woods]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 16:51
From: tosslebottom [Shake eet] Date: 5-Oct-2006 16:45 Sandy, what's the tipping situation there? ------------------------- Well, I suppose if you went to a restaurant, and the bill came to Ł40.50, you would hand the waiter Ł45.00, and say "keep the change". I've been tipped myself in the past, for doing various jobs, I've asked for say Ł25 and been given Ł30.
From: dirtyslut76
[slut]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 17:01
I hate how at Starbucks and other places like that they willl have a tip jar by the register. For what? I either don't tip it or I'll be an asshole and put something like a penny in it. My ex used to drive me stark raving mad with tipping. If we got a rude server, he would tip them extra because his reasoning is that they must be having a bad day. WTF? But I always tip well unless I get really bad service. I know what it's like to live off the tips. It's funny, even at my insurance job if people are paying cash, I get told all the time to "keep the change". But, my job forbids me from being able to accept tips.
From: sandywoods
[Andrew Woods]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 17:01
I've just found some of my favourite techno music, from the early 1990's http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7KNUSVywjQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnMu1L8Nhoo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqcWpTsK1Ww http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfVhQsRHD1I
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 17:09
Tipping is a nice tradition. It helps to keep the cost of the service down. Unlike GD, I wholly approve of a 'tip jar'. In a restaurant especially the service is provided by a lot of people who make no more than minimum wage. I think everyone from the busboy to the dishwasher should be thanked for good meal. Other than the food service industry, the only other place I have an opportunity to tip is taxis. 15% is the going rate for a fair tip for good service. I have been to restaurants where the gratuity came added to the bill. I could not believe it! That feels more like extortion than anything else. In Canada Tips are taxed right alone with your wages for some service industries. When you do your income tax, they take your total earnings and figure how much you should/could have made and then tax you on that. God help you if you work in a dive where the tips aren't too hot as you will end up paying more than your share of tax. If you work in a country club on the other hand and your tips are above average you are 'supposed' to report the extras. I know cab drivers were getting fucked by this tax as they are never tipped the full 15%.
From: jenasaurusx
[Awesome!]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 17:12
Q&A with the leader of Iran, Sayyid Ali Khameini from his BLOG: Q: "If somebody masturbates during the month of Ramadan but without any discharge, is his fasting invalidated?" A: "If he do not intend masturbation and discharging semen and nothing is discharged, his fasting is correct even though he has done a ḥarām (forbidden) act. But, if he intends masturbation or he knows that he usually discharges semen by this process and semen really comes out, it is a ḥaram intentional breaking fasting." Q: I use internet so much and enter so many unknown sites. I like to visit all sites, even the non-Muslim ones, to know everything about them in spite of the fact that I know I may encounter some obscene scenes. Anyhow, when I open a page I just have a look at it and if it is an obscene one, I immediately close it and go to see another one and so on. I only look to know and not for lustful aims. But sometimes, the sexual passion overcomes. Is it permissible for me to do so? A: If upon opening a web page your eye will fall on sexually exciting scenes, opening and looking at the page is ḥarām for you. From bOINGbOING.net http://www.boingboing.net/2006/10/05/irans_supreme_leader.html
From: sandywoods
[Andrew Woods]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 17:15
From: theodread [{One More Time}] Date: 5-Oct-2006 17:09 Tipping is a nice tradition. It helps to keep the cost of the service down. -------------------------- You're kidding, you wouldn't think so if you lived in Britain, especially with the government keeping costs up, by it's high taxes.
From: sandywoods
[Andrew Woods]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 17:19
From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!] Date: 5-Oct-2006 17:12 Q&A with the leader of Iran, Sayyid Ali Khameini from his BLOG: Q: "If somebody masturbates during the month of Ramadan but without any discharge, is his fasting invalidated?" A: "If he do not intend masturbation and discharging semen and nothing is discharged, his fasting is correct even though he has done a ḥarām (forbidden) act. But, if he intends masturbation or he knows that he usually discharges semen by this process and semen really comes out, it is a ḥaram intentional breaking fasting." Q: I use internet so much and enter so many unknown sites. I like to visit all sites, even the non-Muslim ones, to know everything about them in spite of the fact that I know I may encounter some obscene scenes. Anyhow, when I open a page I just have a look at it and if it is an obscene one, I immediately close it and go to see another one and so on. I only look to know and not for lustful aims. But sometimes, the sexual passion overcomes. Is it permissible for me to do so? A: If upon opening a web page your eye will fall on sexually exciting scenes, opening and looking at the page is ḥarām for you. From bOINGbOING.net http://www.boingboing.net/2006/10/05/irans_supreme_leader.html ------------------------- Why Muslim women cover up their faces. "http://www.jackshiles.com/Muslim_Humor/209-muslim_face.jpg"
From: jenasaurusx
[Awesome!]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 17:21
More GEMS: It's a teeny building on the head of a pin!  'I spent 15 hours a day for seven weeks sculpting a minute piece of diamond. The beams are made out of floating fibres that you see in sunlight.
'To paint the house, I took the hair from a dead spider's legs and made a paintbrush. Then it was a case of being very patient and careful.' Check out this guy - he teaches publci speaking at the University of new Mexico - I guess if anyone can help a person get over being shy, it's this guy!  Secret rooms! We're totally planning several secret places in our new house. I love this shit (link in two pieces, copy & paste both)... http://www.nytimes.com/2006/10/05/garden/05hidden.html? ex=1317700800&en=0fc4a05861b975fa&ei=5090&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss Ah so much more good stuff, but I must go. The internet is indeed an amazing and wonderful thing, for sure.
From: dinktoucher
[Free Goo!]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 17:24
I know cab drivers were getting fucked by this tax as they are never tipped the full 15%. ~~ Fucking right cabbies get jewed all the time. I have driven cab (a lot), and if you only make commission, tips are important. People don't seem to realize that. Then they wonder why some cabbies always take the "long way". yes, I realize the term 'jewed' is very un-PC
From: dinktoucher
[Free Goo!]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 17:34
Hee Hee Hee.. I was just thinking about the first time I heard the term 'jewed'. My mom was talking about a car she had just bought, and said that she had "jewed them down". I was 15 or 16, and was all, "what does jewed mean?" She turned beet red and got all flustered, then told me to never repeat that saying. It was funny to see because she is such a devout JW, using such a racist expression.
From: kermie62
[steven]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 17:38
Tipping is something we are strongly fighting over here. Restrauhnt owners think that tipping gives then the right to give shitty wages. You also get the reverse happening where there is an expectation to tip regardless which removes the incentive for service and in any case if you dont tip and return you get shit service. My parents went to the US for visit and didnt know about tipping. The doorman the first day at the hotel was very friendly and nice and welcoming and they thought what a wonderful place but they didnt know he was expecting a tip. Next day he treated them like shit and they decided never to stay there again or recommended it anyone. Every person has the right for a decent living wage and there should be an expectation of good service for that wage
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 17:47
Lots of cabbies on my dads side of the family Dink. My Father Owned a couple of taxi plates for years and he drove a hack for more than 25yrs himself. It isn't like it used to be, that's for sure. I rarely get a driver that speaks English as a first language anymore. I always offer the driver a straight cash fare off the meter if they want it. It is hard to make a living driving a taxi now. It is almost impossible to get a taxi license plate. The City only rarely issues more and a used one goes for up to a couple of hundred grand. If you are going to drive a taxi you will need to rent a plate at one to two hundred bucks per 12 hour shift. You pay you own Gas and bring the car back clean. So, I tip them well.
From: thecathouse
[Got litter...?]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 17:57
Ok, I would like to tender a complaint. I have spent the past few hours dusting, sweeping, vacuuming, etc, and I just finished mopping the kitchen floor. A white kitchen floor, which I scrub by hand on my knees. I could use a mop, but I think it gets much cleaner if done by hand. I admired my pristine floor and told my husband, it was not yet dry, so please be careful. Well, I come back after taking a phonecall and there are big old size 13 lug-soled footprints all over my clean floor! I yelled at him but he claims he "forgot" I told him it was damp. Forgot. From the time it took him to walk thru the front door to the back of the house he forgot. Argh!
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 17:58
The reason I abhor "tip jars", is that, while I very much want to say a personal "thank you" to the individual who has taken care of me and my guests on a one-to-one basis, I feel no urge to reward the skinflint owner for not paying his people a living wage. I am not the employer of the people in the kitchen, the owner is. It is not my responsibility to subsidize the proprietor's operation. Note that if the cocksucker pays less than a living wage, and health benefits, that owner's phony "low prices" are in the long run being supported by our taxes. That, to me, is a perfect example of bending the system to collect undeserved welfare.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 18:02
The reason I abhor "tip jars", is that, while I very much want to say a personal "thank you" to the individual who has taken care of me and my guests on a one-to-one basis, I feel no urge to reward the skinflint owner for not paying his people a living wage. I am not the employer of the people in the kitchen, the owner is. It is not my responsibility to subsidize the proprietor's operation. Note that if the cocksucker pays less than a living wage, and health benefits, that owner's phony "low prices" are in the long run being supported by our taxes. That, to me, is a perfect example of bending the system to collect undeserved welfare.
From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 18:04
hostess you mean these two post? From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest] Date: 5-Oct-2006 17:49 Sorry guys. Watching "Grumpier Old Men"... My favorite movie of all time. "Sometimes I think God just forgot about me." From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest] Date: 5-Oct-2006 17:52 I just posted, too. About my favorite movie, Grumpier Old Men. Got scenes to repeat, dialog to teach the yunguns. (My post went MIA, though.) Be back later! --------- sometimes they take awhile to show up. make sure you have show all coments. sometimes the junk filter will filter them. hi all
From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 18:14
maybe we should move the ffa. it is taking a reaaaaaaaaaalllly long time for the posts to show up.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 18:16
LOL, Mine was two for the price of one. Cat, I would kill! Or put exlax in his fav beverage and lock the bathroom door from the inside. "Gee! I forgot I has locked it" hehehe
From: dinktoucher
[Free Goo!]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 18:19
Theo~ Good God! Taxi driving's no way to make a living in your area! (Ottawa, yeah?) Up here, we just get commission of our fares, 37%, which means I could be on shift for 12 hours, and only make $20. It sucks. Especially when all the cabbies are fighting over the fares on a slow night. Alas, that is why I gave it up. Too much time, too little $$. Such is life. ~~ The posts are taking about ten minutes or so to show up. Patience is not one of my virtues.
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 18:26
Just seems more practical to me to tip everyone involved GD. The Reatraunteur and the Government can workout their own differences. I would rather everyone involved in preparing and serving my meal, as well as cleaning up after the previous patron meal is contributing. Seems sort of wrong to give one person all the credit for something that is a team effort. and it saves dishing out every ten minutes. tip for the doorman tip for the maitre'd tip for the wine steward tip for the server and those are only the folks out front that I come into contact with. The Only place I never tipped was a resaurant owned in partneship by two greek couples. The Men worked in the kitchen and the ladies did the serving. I worked for a greek guy who was a friend and we ate there often. The first time I went to leave a tip My boss almost slapped my hand. He told me you don't have to tip the owners, so I never did. Has anyone else heard this? That if it is the owner of the establishment who is serving you, you don't leave a tip?
From: thecathouse
[Got litter...?]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 18:29
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 5-Oct-2006 18:16 Cat, I would kill! Or put exlax in his fav beverage and lock the bathroom door from the inside. "Gee! I forgot I has locked it" hehehe -------------------------- LOL! Tempting, but then I might end up having to clean that, too. I will just "forget" about what I was planning for tonight when we go to bed. That might get his attention
From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 18:41
tip for the doorman
tip for the maitre'd
tip for the wine steward
tip for the server the place were my daughter works they have to tip out. which means everyone who is involed in the service from the hostess to the busy boys share the tip. it is based on a percentage of the tip that was received.
From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 19:10
i guess duder's service is down to just really slow. i will check back later.
From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 19:44
ok did everyone leave? my posts are the only ones i see. i feel like i am in the twilight zone. i deleted the cookies and it seems to have help my posts to post. were is eveyone? is anyone out there. may day may day may day may day.......... guess i will just have to wait until tomorrow when duder's server is running full speed. nite all
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 20:42
I heard there was a huge boogey man here so thought I would look him up. All I see is rectal and sally. hmmmmmmm unless then meant a boogey lady
From: letsamputate
[Chronic Limper]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 21:01
I had a customer who was a taxi driver here. He said the cabs around here are not owner operated. That the permits system or something or other doesn't allow it. He works 50/50. The owner gets 50% and he same. Driver has to pay for gas. A hard way to make a living.
From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 21:19
right back at ya gypsy  wow i just had the strangest dream, i had logged on to rotten and nobody was posting. anyway just thought i would step back in for a few. i am going to eat some b and j and watch grey'sanatomy. post on rotteners
From: sevgeli
[Indecent Exposure... the hacker that was...]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 21:27
the Vatican is just about ready to release a statement that the concept of "Limbo" - in which a child who dies before he/she is baptized is stuck in some nether-state that's somewhere between heaven and hell until the end of time - was nothing but a theory and is really not a fact... no... really? thanks for clearing that one up for me Bennie... I was really worried there. OK everyone... Day-O Day-ay-ay-ay-ay-O Limbo's gone and me wanna get drunk. --- Dominus Vobiscum and all that jazz. .ie.
From: sevgeli
[Indecent Exposure... the hacker that was...]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 21:34
Gypsy: anytime. you have complete access to my mental playlist... what else shall I put on for you? Oh - I know... "I'd like to be under the sea in an octopuses' garden with you..." that should stick for HOURS... don't thank me... 'twas my pleasure. hee hee hee! .ie.
From: letsamputate
[Chronic Limper]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 21:40
Thats what I like about you up, down, all around you really know how to dance you're whispering in my ear all the things that I wanna hear thats what I like about you
From: letsamputate
[Chronic Limper]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 21:51
There is a guy at my gym that wears those zogo? pants wild balloney pants with crazy fabrics Well I only see him in the same pair, all the time with a black wife beater and wrist sweat things AND A MULLET!
From: sevgeli
[Indecent Exposure... the hacker that was...]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 22:04
hee hee hee! Tossle... you are SUCH a trip! Hammertime! LMFAO! --- oh yeah... Hammer is wearing Harem pants... 'chute pants were the ones that The Cure and Culture Club and Pet Shop Boys and Billy Idol (et al) wore... Hammer was in a class by himself... --- Limper: you mean Zubaz? Oh gods... now THERES a fad I'm glad died a quick and silent death... still... you find people showing up at every football game in their 10-year-old pair... with the face painted to match... and yes, a mullet... a bullet to the back of the head is too kind... they should be walked thru the streets of the city, trussed to a hurdle, so the populace at large can ridicule them properly... zubaz: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zubaz .ie.
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 22:05
Moody River more deadly than the vainest knife Moody River your muddy river took my baby's life Last saturday evening I came to the old oak tree It stands beside the river Where you were to meet me On the ground your glove I found With a note addressed to me It read dear love I've done your wrong now i must set you free. No longer can i live with this hurt and this pain I could never tell you that guy was just a friend Moody River more deadly Than the vainest knife Moody River your muddy river took my baby's life I went down to the moody river and what did i see saw a lonely, lonely face staring backing at me Tears in his eyes a prayer on his lips and the glove of his lost love lay at his fingertips Moody River more deadly Than the vainest knife Moody River your muddy river took my baby's life
From: sevgeli
[Indecent Exposure... the hacker that was...]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 22:15
Gypsy: as it happens, I'm immune to Tom Petty earworms... he's one of my personal faves, but he doesn't linger... he's a head like me... I'm atill pogo'ing to The Romatincs tho... and Cheap Trick... fuck... if I get "Dream Police" bouncing in my skull, that takes a week or so... or a fair quantity of vodka... to chase that fucker out... The Cars... same thing... since I play guitar and bass... anything that has that "catch"... gets stuck... the worst one is The Police's tune "Any Other Day"... I walk around going... My wife has burned the scrambled eggs The dog just bit my leg My teenage daughter ran away My fine young son has turned out gay And it would be O.K. on any other day And it would be O.K. on any other day and I don't even have a wife, son or daughter... now - THAT'S a fuckin' earworm... lol .ie.
From: sevgeli
[Indecent Exposure... the hacker that was...]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 22:40
nice try Limper... but... no. Queen and Bowie were... well.. frankly the worst parts of Queen and Bowie... if there was ever a Queen song that got lodged into the forebrain, it'd be "Tie Your Mother Down"... Brian May is, after all, a guitar god... and that may be one of his best... .ie.
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 22:42
C'mon!
Sing with me Sing for the year Sing for the laughter sing for the tear C'mon!) Sing it with me Just for today Maybe tomorrow The good Lord will take you away...
From: thecathouse
[Got litter...?]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 22:47
Hi Sev, I know it is hard to see me here, sitting in this corner and all. For me Neil Young = fingers on chalkboard. Don't care for him at all. I have been listening to music all night too, but I don't know if it is anything you guys would like. BTW, I do love Queen. "Killer Queen" is one of my favs, tends to get stuck in my head from time to time
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 22:47
A jumbo jet is making its final approach to the Tampa Airport. The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Tampa. I want to thank you for flying with us today and hope you enjoy your stay in Tampa Bay". He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit. The copilot can be heard saying to the pilot: "So, Skip, whatcha got planned while we're in Tampa?" "Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a big crap...then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge tits out for dinner... then I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and give her a ride on the baloney pony all night long." Aghast and amused, everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the aisle, trying to figure out who this new stewardess is that the pilot's talking about. Meanwhile, the new stewardess is seated at the very back of the plane. She's so embarrassed that she starts running toward the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes. The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry, dear. He's gotta take a shit first."
From: sevgeli
[Indecent Exposure... the hacker that was...]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 22:57
Cats: you have to tumble... you have to tumble... OK.. I apologize... I started the earworm thing with my "Bananna Boat Song" reprise... it was a takeoff on the latest news from the Vatican... but I digress... right now, I'm checking out the latest Bare Naked Ladies tracks... and vous? .ie.
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 22:57
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce. "The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it, "He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are." Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55. He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently. Up to 60. "I want the car, too," he continues. 65 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!" The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?" The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need," she says. "Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?" Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag."
From: thecathouse
[Got litter...?]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 23:02
Sev, I am flipping all over, music wise. I started out with Interpol, then went on to Rancid and The Transplants. I just finished listening to Catherne Wheel, one of my favorite songs ever is "Black Metallic" from them. Now maybe some Morphine will round it out for me
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 23:03
BE SURE YOU LOCK YOUR DOORS AND WINDOWS AT HOME.... A man was found dead in his home over the weekend. Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub. The tub had been filled with milk, sugar and cornflakes. A banana was sticking out of his butt. Police suspect a cereal killer. ****** sorry, can't stop my self
From: sevgeli
[Indecent Exposure... the hacker that was...]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 23:10
Gypsy: thanks sweets... you have a great day... --- Bicycle Races by Queen? Oh Gods... I have the Jazz album on vinyl... it has a fold-out poster of a naked chick bicycle race... Freddy may have been gay - but he sure did like to involve the girls in the music and the show... oh... another fave... I'm In Love With My Car... on the Night At The Opera album... sung by the drummer, Roger Taylor... .ie.
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 23:11
From: thecathouse [Got litter...?] Date: 5-Oct-2006 23:09 OMG! Cereal killer! LOL, Gypsy you made Diet Coke shoot from my nose, and it fucking BURNS!! ~~~~~~ I aim to please! I am the Lizard Lady!
From: thecathouse
[Got litter...?]
Date: 5-Oct-2006 23:18
OK, now I have to go and clean up this mess I made. I have Diet Coke all over my keyboard and I need to blow my nose. It still burns. Goodnight to all - sleep tight and don't let the hedgehogs bite
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 6-Oct-2006 01:34
Oh how you tried to cut me down to size Telling dirty lies to my friends But my own father said give her up don't bother The world isn't coming to an end (he said just) Walk like a man Talk like a man Walk like a man my son No woman's worth Crawling on the earth Just walk like a man my son Good-bye baby I dont mean maybe I'm gonna get along somehow Soon you'll be cryin on account of all your lyin Oh yeah just look who's laughing now (I'm gonna) walk like a man Fast as I can Walk like a man from you I'll tell the world to forget about it girl And walk like a man from you
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 6-Oct-2006 01:50
If I had any sort of musical inclination I would cover the above Frankie Valli song using the above mentioned guitar under the band name "merrillvillian featuring the nocturnal emissions" live and direct from the Riverside County Fair live from Indio,Ca presented by DelTaco and 96.7 fm
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 6-Oct-2006 01:56
Artist: Gene Pitney Lyrics Song: Town Without Pity Lyrics When you're young and so and love as we And bewildered by the world we see Why do people hurt us so Only those in love would know What a town without pity can do If we stop to gaze upon a star People talk about how bad we are Ours is not an easy age We're like tigers in a cage What a town without pity can do The young have problems Many problems We need an understanding heart Why don't they help us, try to help us Before this clay and granite planet falls apart Take these eager lips and hold me fast I'm afraid this kind of joy can't last How can we keep love alive How can anything survive When these little minds tear you in two What a town without pity can do How can we keep love alive How can anything survive When these little minds tear you in two What a town without pity can do
From: kermie62
[steven]
Date: 6-Oct-2006 01:58
I'm going to rent myself a house In the shade of the freeway I'm going to pack my lunch in the morning And go to work each day And when the evening rolls around I'll go on home and lay my body down And when the morning light comes streaming in I'll get up and do it again Amen Say it again Amen I want to know what became of the changes We waited for love to bring Were they only the fitful dreams Of some greater awakening I've been aware of the time going by They say in the end it's the wink of an eye And when the morning light comes streaming in You'll get up and do it again Amen Caught between the longing for love And the struggle for the legal tender Where the sirens sing and the church bells ring And the junk man pounds his fender Where the veterans dream of the fight Fast asleep at the traffic light And the children solemnly wait For the ice cream vendor Out into the cool of the evening Strolls the Pretender He knows that all his hopes and dreams Begin and end there Ah the laughter of the lovers As they run through the night Leaving nothing for the others But to choose off and fight And tear at the world with all their might While the ships bearing their dreams Sail out of sight I'm going to find myself a girl Who can show me what laughter means And we'll fill in the missing colors In each other's paint-by-number dreams And then we'll put out dark glasses on And we'll make love until our strength is gone And when the morning light comes streaming in We'll get up and do it again Get it up again I'm going to be a happy idiot And struggle for the legal tender Where the ads take aim and lay their claim To the heart and the soul of the spender And believe in whatever may lie In those things that money can buy Thought true love could have been a contender Are you there? Say a prayer for the Pretender Who started out so young and strong Only to surrender
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 6-Oct-2006 02:01
Desperado, why don't you come to your senses? You been out ridin' fences for so long now. Oh, you're a hard one, But I know that you've got your reasons. These things that are pleasin' you, Can hurt you somehow. Don't you draw the queen of diamonds, boy, She'll beat you if she's able. Know the queen of hearts is always your best bet. Now it seems to me, some fine things, Have been laid upon your table. But you only want the things that you can't get. Desperado, oh, you ain't gettin' no younger: Your pain and your hunger, they're drivin' you home. And freedom, oh freedom, Well, that's just some people talkin' Your prison is walking, Through this world all alone. And don't your feet get cold in the winter time? The sky won't snow, the sun won't shine It's hard to tell the night time from the day You're loosin' all your highs and lows Ain't it funny how the feeling, Goes away? Desperado, why don't you come to your senses? Come down from your fences, and open the gate It may be rainin', but there's a rainbow above you, You better let somebody love you, You better let somebody love you, You better let somebody love you, Before it's too late.
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 6-Oct-2006 02:03
I was all right for a while, I could smile for a while But I saw you last night, you held my hand so tight As you stopped to say "Hello" Aww you wished me well, you couldn't tell That I'd been cry-i-i-i-ng over you, cry-i-i-i-ng over you Then you said "so long". left me standing all alone Alone and crying, crying, crying cry-i-ing It's hard to understand but the touch of your hand Can start me crying I thought that I was over you but it's tru-ue, so true I love you even more than I did before but darling what can I do-o-o-o For you don't love me and I'll always be Cry-i-i-i-ng over you, cry-i-i-i-ng over you Yes, now you're gone and from this moment on I'll be crying, crying, crying, cry-i-i-ing Yeah crying, crying, o-o-o-o-ver you
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 6-Oct-2006 02:18
There's a place where lovers go To cry their troubles away And they call it Lonesome Town Where the broken hearts stay You can buy a dream or two To last you all through the years And the only price you pay Is a heart full of tears Goin' down to Lonesome Town Where the broken hearts stay Goin' down to Lonesome Town To cry my troubles away In the town of broken dreams The streets are filled with regret Maybe down in Lonesome Town I can learn to forget Maybe down in Lonesome Town I can learn to forget Lonesome Town
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 6-Oct-2006 02:23
I go out walking after midnight Out in the moonlight just like we used to do I'm always walking after midnight searching for you I walk for miles along the highway Well that's just my way of saying I love you I'm always walking after midnight searching for you I stopped to see a weeping willow Crying on his pillow maybe he's crying for me And as the skies turn gloomy Night blooms will whisper to me I'm lonesome as I can be I go out walking after midnight out in the moonlight Just hoping maybe you're somewhere walking after midnight searching for me I stopped to see a weeping willow Crying on his pillow maybe he's crying for me And as the skies turn gloomy Night blooms will whisper to me I'm lonesome as I can be I'm out walking after midnight out in the moonlight Just hoping maybe you're somewhere walking after midnight searching for me
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 6-Oct-2006 02:31
Well, I was raised in a sophisticated kind of style. Yeah, my taste in music and women drove my folks half wild. Mom and Dad had a plan for me, It was debutantes and er-symphonies, But I like my music; I like my women wild. Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side, When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed. Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge, Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused. An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side. Shoulda seen the looks on the faces of my Dad and Mom, When I showed up at the door with a date for the senior prom. They said: "Well, pardon us son, she ain't no kid. "That's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig. I said: "I know it dad, ain't she cool, that's the kind I dig." Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side, When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed. Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge, Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused. An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side. Instrumental break. I like 'em sweet, I like 'em with a heart of gold. Yeah an' I like 'em brassy, I like 'em brazen and bold. Well, they say that opposites attract, well, I don't agree I want a woman just as tacky as me. Yeah, I like my women just a little on the trashy side. Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side, When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed. Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge, Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused. An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side. Yeah, I like my women an' I like 'em on the trashy side.
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 6-Oct-2006 02:56
Easy enough for love to be stronger than fear of death. But can love be stronger than a ranky stanky fart? Would you stay with a woman who did one of those ?
From: kermie62
[steven]
Date: 6-Oct-2006 03:01
That is a powerful line, its amazing how music can move you. Jackson Browne particularl moves me because he has suffered (he wrote his best music after his wife suicided) and speeks to those dark parts of me, the sad parts and the love weary places. The Pretender is particularly poinent? in that I constantly face the dilema of being true to myself and my ideals or sacrificing it for the sake of love
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 6-Oct-2006 03:06
From: ikthool [ikthool] Date: 6-Oct-2006 02:56 Easy enough for love to be stronger than fear of death. But can love be stronger than a ranky stanky fart? Would you stay with a woman who did one of those ? If a girl is willing to break her water in the express line of the local "Super Wal-Mart" I am quite certain a small amount of amniotic fluid would be a form of fore-play in the midwest and the south
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 6-Oct-2006 03:11
Oh yes, Im the great pretender Pretending that Im doing well My need is such I pretend too much Im lonely but no one can tell Oh yes, Im the great pretender Adrift in a world of my own I play the game but to my real shame You left me to dream all alone Too real is this feeling of make believe Too real when I feel when my heart cant conceive Oh, yes, Im the great pretender Just laughing and gay like a clown I seem to be what Im not, you see Im wearing my heart like a crown Pretending that youre still around Too real is this feeling of make believe Too real when I feel when my heart cant conceive Oh, yes, Im the great pretender Just laughing and gay like a clown I seem to be what Im not, you see Im wearing my heart like a crown Pretending that youre still around DISCLAIMER This song has the word "gay" in a non-gay way
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 6-Oct-2006 03:12
Don't my baby look good in them blue jeans? Tight on the top with a belly button ring A little tattoo somewhere in between She only shows to me Hey we're going out dancin' she's ready tonight So damn good-lookin' boys it ain't even right And when THE bar tender says for the lady what's it gonna be? I tell him man... She ain't into wine and roses Beer just makes her turn up her nose And, she can't stand the thought of sippin' champagne No Cuervo Gold Margaritas Just ain't enough good burn in tequila She needs somethin' with a little more edge and a little more pain She's my little whiskey Girl She's my little whiskey Girl My Ragged-on-the-edges girl Ah, but I like 'em rough Baby got a '69 mustang four on the floor, and you ought to hear the pipes ring I jump behind the wheel and it's away we go Hey, I drive too fast, but she don't care Blue bandana tied all up in her hair Just sittin' there singin' every song on the radio She ain't into wine and roses Beer just makes her turn up her nose And, she can't stand the thought of sippin' champagne No Cuervo Gold Margaritas Just ain't enough good burn in tequila She needs somethin' with a little more edge and a little more pain She's my little whiskey Girl She's my little whiskey Girl My Ragged-on-the-edges girl Ah, but I like 'em rough No Cuervo Gold Margaritas Just ain't enough good burn in tequila She needs somethin' with a little more edge and a little more pain She's my little whiskey Girl Whoa she's my little whiskey girl my ragged-on-the-edges girl Ah, but I like 'em rough Yeah, I like 'em rough I like 'em rough
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 6-Oct-2006 03:16
From my experiences in the south,I'm going to call you right on waallmart birthin' being foreplay,but here in the north east,shit like that is considered just plain rude.
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 6-Oct-2006 04:10
All of the random lyrics tonight were sponsored by MV (aka the swisha killa) To all a good night and a hearty go fuck your whore mothers I am looking forward to the day I actually garner the grapes to swallow a 180 grain hollow tip But in the mean time we will settle for idle suicide threats and acerbic humor on a local basis
From: kermie62
[steven]
Date: 6-Oct-2006 05:15
Hi Merri Just back from a drink in town Sorry to hear your contemplating that final step. Will not say dont do it or that i know how you feel. (I have been there and I live at the moment for other people other than myself but everyone is different) but I must say you will be missed here at least
From: goldamyass [Drucilla]
Date: 6-Oct-2006 07:40
Hi Kermie, you're an interesting read. Cheers.
From: goldamyass [Drucilla]
Date: 6-Oct-2006 07:42
I had to look up Sev's reference to Zubaz pants, and Wiki calls it "a crockpot for your pork"!
From: kermie62
[steven]
Date: 6-Oct-2006 07:54
From: goldamyass [Drucilla] Date: 6-Oct-2006 07:40 Hi Kermie, you're an interesting read. Cheers. --------------------------------------- Thank you err I think How are U tonight this thread is bugging me big time, takes ages to refresh
From: sonoflucifer [Damien]
Date: 6-Oct-2006 09:11
Everybody is in Hell, sandywoods. Why don't you join them?
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 6-Oct-2006 09:35
This Thread is so Dead it is starting to stink! No way in hell I'm hanging here. Child molesting rapper releases jailhouse album I see there are a few window seats still available there. http://forums.dailyrotten.com/961/00022895/
Updated: 9-Oct-2006 13:32
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