From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 10-May-2008 03:22

Notice that this was in the sports section, not local news. Since he was not a current player, no fantasy teams were affected, so it properly belonged in the news section.

From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone]
Date: 10-May-2008 06:21

Father of the Year Award.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-May-2008 07:35

Split his bag and stuff his leg through it

From: lidom [minalou wrecked]
Date: 10-May-2008 09:02

Seems that he's not very skilled in killing kiddies.
He should have read a few instructions on that matter instead of
experimenting.

From: marquisdesade [Incarnate]
Date: 10-May-2008 09:48

I bet anything that he will try the old, "I'm black, I'm persecuted because of my race, my culture considers placing plastic bags over the heads of children a harmless game" defense.

From: jaybegood [Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 10-May-2008 12:56

"HI Honey! The bag? Oh, we're just playing! Why is he nekkid? Well you know, I mean, HEY I CAN Explain this!

From: skyeyez9 [Marie]
Date: 10-May-2008 14:03

Sounds like he wanted to play "deprive my son of oxygen until he passes out, revive him, repeat" until he was interrupted.


Be fucked up if this sadistic child abuser gets custody of his son after this.

From: hippityhopp [bunny meat is good!]
Date: 10-May-2008 14:43

Scott said he was playing with the child and wanted to see if the boy could get the bag off his head himself.
****

I think he was just trying to make the kid as dumb as he is.

The boy probably said something smart to him, and I don't mean he mouthed off.
I mean he said something intelligent that his idiot dad didn't understand so he went into a 'roid rage induced frenzy and double bagged his boy...

From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen]
Date: 10-May-2008 16:05

<<Scott said he was playing with the child and wanted to see if the boy could get the bag off his head himself.>>

Let's put Scott into a body-bag (alive) and then into a 6 foot deep hole, cover the with hole dirt and see if Scott can get out all by himself.

From: sumdumfuk [Mr. Dick Gozinya, man about town]
Date: 10-May-2008 16:26

Let me emphasize FORMER Viking. He's Packer material now.

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 10-May-2008 19:32

Because of his status as a football player, I bet he gets off with probation and full custody.

From: flossy666 [Flossy]
Date: 11-May-2008 09:43

Next time try saran wrap.

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 11-May-2008 21:03

Flossy, Saran wrap has a sexual connotation for me that would make this a whole 'nother story......

But maybe that's just me and Mike....

From: mikeisgreen [Mike]
Date: 11-May-2008 21:37

Either that, or the Saran Wrap is a stretch.



In other news, I seem to have been adopted by a cute little cat.

From: flossy666 [Flossy]
Date: 12-May-2008 10:15

Really Mike? I wanna see your pussy, show it to me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItC5KmyYbxA&feature=related

From: smokey [krispy]
Date: 12-May-2008 13:28

sounds like a future serial killer to me!!

From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 12-May-2008 17:42

I'd love to hang that big stinking nigger from
a tree and say "Hey Toad! I just wanted to see
if you could get the rope off your stretched
neck."
Or...
Blow his kneecaps off with a 12Ga. and say "Hey
Toad! Just wanted to see if you could dig all the
buckshot out of your miserable hide."