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Jell-O, Santa threatened
Chicago Sun-Times | Submitted by: Jethro Bodine
"So long, Halloween parade. Farewell, Santa's gift shop. The holiday traditions are facing elimination in some Oak Lawn schools this year after complaints that the activities are offensive, particularly to Muslim students."
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From: wiegehtesdir [Jimmy Jingo]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 14:56
Time for revenge of "Big Butter Jesus"!
From: sp00k
Date: 3-Oct-2007 15:09
Ok children, this year instead of decorating a Christmas Tree, we'll be slaughtering a sheep.
From: danquaalude
[Dan Quaalude]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 15:24
I'm so fucking sick of muslim's saying people are intolerant of them. You don't come over to another country and bitch because they have a different culture than you. I don't think it would work very well if I went over to Pakistan and complained that they don't have any baby Jesus manger's during X-mas. I think all western countries should officially ban mosque, praying towards mecha(sp?), and wearing any of the stupid outfits, under penalty of death. That or just make visa entries much harder to obtain, whichever is more humane ;)
From: sp00k
Date: 3-Oct-2007 15:25
all the female teachers will be fired and the girls will be kicked out of school. It offends muslims.
From: theallseeingear [Bavid Dyrden]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 15:36
Christian culture is not American culture. The USA was founded by anti-religious people.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 3-Oct-2007 15:44
Fuck the ragheads, if they don't like it, move! Don't want to eat pork, etc, don't eat it, but don't tell me I can't, assholes, same with the holidays, don't fucking like it, skip that day at school. Either assimilate to our culture or fuck off and die like the shitstains you are. Now I'm all pissed off and want to kill. Thanks assholes.
From: aulduron
[Aulduron]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 15:46
No, the US was founded by many kinds of people, some very religious, who came together to believe everybody has the right to their own religion. Holiday decorations are unquestionably a part of American culture. If you're offended by a countrys culture, don't fucking move there.
From: elfboy
[blinky7]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 15:47
Allright, the gloves are off! WHY are we pandering to this small group of 7th century psycos? (Pardon my spelling) SO WHAT if a tiny minority is "offended?" I am offended every,single day, by what I hear on the radio, see on the news,& yet, who's bending over backwards for ME? No-one. Oh, but we CAN'T let the MUSLIMS be offended, right? The World as we know it would cease to exist, I'm sure. Look, there was a lot of things in school that "offended" me, like homework, PE, arrogant jocks, & not being able to take off on Jewish Holidays. "Particulary to Muslim students." Hey, MUSLIMS! HELLO! This is AMERICA, not whatever 3rd-world shithole you emmigrated from. YOU have to adapt to OUR way of life, not the other way around & feel free to leave if you don't like it. If there are any Rotteneers in the Minneapolis area, PLEASE, I beg you, take you dog(s) to the airports there & bathe them in the so-called footbaths paid for with YOUR money. THIS CRAP HAS GOT TO STOP! I am sick unto death of these desert-dwellers seeking to come to America, & refuse to become Americans. As a Rotten sidebar-in my job as the King of All Dial Tone(Tel-Com Technician) if I know I am going on-site to a Muslim customer,I'll fuck w/'em by asking if I can heat-up my lunch in the microwave, (they always say yes) then after lunch declaring loudly," Boy! Those Pork Chops were great!" I've done similer pranks w/snotty Hindus, by walking in, with a bacon cheeseburger, & stating, sorry, gotta eat lunch 1st." Bottom line? WE have NO obligation to adjust to them, rather, since THEY chose to move here, THEY have to adjust to US. As some may have gathered, I am annoyed with this story. Very much so.
From: sp00k
Date: 3-Oct-2007 15:51
TEACHER Yes Amad? Timmy looks like a jew. Can we kill him and take his desk? Well, it is part of you're culture. Yes you may.
From: danquaalude
[Dan Quaalude]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 15:52
theallseeingear, I agree with you that America shouldn't be about religion...but I don't see how the fuck Jello and Santa have much do with Christianity. I know Saint Nick and all that, but now Santa is just a marketing mascot. And what about Jello, is it the congealed blood of Jesus? Also Muslims have had this same problem in most European countries, it's actually just now traveling over to the states.
From: csi [can't stand idiots]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 16:27
99% of all homicide bombers are Muslim men between 14 and 40. so just shoot all Muslims men between 14 and 40. no problem.
From: elfboy
[blinky7]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 17:22
Gargoyle- Thanx. But still, my outrage remains. Why is it a major news story if muslims are (yet again) "offended" by some passing cartoon,yet WE, the American People, are expected to "adapt" to muslim mores. HEY! muslims! YOU chose to move here! YOU don't like MY country? Off you go. This PC crap makes me wanna vomit. Un-PC Facts - ALL involved w/the tragedy of 9/11, were , oh gee whiz, gosh, MUSLIMS. I wish all Mulims were sterile. & the rest would die. Islam is a cancer on the body of the world, & it needs to be elimated. Bomb Mecca, & Medina. Show those camel fuckers we mean business. FUCK Allah. Bogus religion, sub-human adherants. I apologize for nothing. FUCK ISLAM. MOHAMMED CAN SUCK MY DICK,. Yes, I don't approve of this "Religion of Peace."
From: superpants
Date: 3-Oct-2007 17:51
quote: Christian culture is not American culture. The USA was founded by anti-religious people ------------------------------------- time to stop looking at the forums. i'll just look at the "news" from now on. too many lame opinions, racism, logical errors. not all of you are idiots, but there seem to be a far greater percentage in recent months. post something insulting me or my mother/dog/intelligence/astrological sign/favorite food/ etc. i won't be around to read it, or these stupid forums any longer. AMERICA WAS FOUNDED BY ANTI-RELIGIOUS PEOPLE (OR AT LEAST NON-RELIGIOUS PEOPLE). WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THE "CULTURE" OF AMERICA? CHRISTIANITY IS THE SINGLE BIGGEST RELIGION IN AMERICA, THEREFORE IT IS PART OF AMERICAN CULTURE. I'M NOT EVEN SPIRITUAL, YET THESE SORTS OF COMMENTS STILL GET TO ME. fin.
From: alanone [Alan One]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 18:11
 This will be our church service. 
From: roach0matic [turkish and domestic blend]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 18:17
And the Jew's plan steams on....you silly gentiles MUST hate the muslims.... remember, Jews have done this recently in Palm Beach. Where was the outrage and threats to expel the filthy jew?
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 18:23
Don't blame the Mooslims, everyone has the right to ask for anything, even the week-of-the-four-weekends, or a sheet of paper with only one side. Blame *our* miserable gutless pusillanimous idiots who will not stand by our customs. Cure: fire and replace until someone comes along who is willing to stand pat. (That also goes for the creationists and other flap-mouthed fustilarians)
From: aulduron
[Aulduron]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 18:24
Or hatred of Muslims has everything to do with Muslims, and nothing to do with Jews. Most of us can't stand Jews, either. I've never heard of school taking pork off their menus because Jews were offended. Even heavily Jewish neighborhoods had public Christmas displays.
From: dinktoucher
[Free Goo!]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 18:48
I agree that these holidays no longer really have any religious significance. However, why don't they just remove every "holiday", no time off for the beliefs or customs of any one. Make school 5 days a week from September until June. That should satisfy all "cultures" and "belief systems" (in theory) 
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 19:53
As a Pagan, I am not thrilled with many Christian based traditions in this country, but I don't bitch and moan. It is not up to the majority to pander to my beliefs. They should tolerate them, sure, but I don't feel I have the right to impinge on the beliefs of the majority. That being said, they are public schools meant to educate ALL the children. If some of those kids have special dietary concerns, REASONABLE measures should be taken to accommodate them. However, we can't rob Peter to pay Paul. Give a free absence to children who are not to participate on celebration days, and include their religious festivals as well. I'm sure the kids won't mind an added party.
From: omagoch [Bryan]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 20:10
I'de be pissed if they got rid of my jello too. IT'S JIGGLY! And delicious, well, sort of. I find it more fun to play with. Oh yeah, Muslims...if they don't like it, they don't have to eat jello. The santa coming to school thing has always been gay. A big fat bearded guy having little kids sit on his lap? Sounds suspicious to me. He gave my class fucking grapefruits in elementary school. Gay.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 20:31
I'm confused here. Weren't THe Fundamentalist Christians trying to get Halloween and Santa out of the schools because they were "anti religious"?..So they should be GLAD right?.. the "ragheads" were able to "save" Christianity here from "evil" satanic influences..The truth is often stranger than fiction ;) Thanks allah 
From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 3-Oct-2007 22:25
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Date: 4-Oct-2007 01:03
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From: timmyturtle [tim t turtle]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 02:04
If there are any Rotteneers in the Minneapolis area, PLEASE, I beg you, take you dog(s) to the airports there & bathe them in the so-called footbaths paid for with YOUR money. THIS CRAP HAS GOT TO STOP! better yet if anybody out there has a potbellied PIG take it to the footbaths for a bath and feed it a wholr box of prunes beforehand so hopefully it'll take a nice fat shit there..piss on those fucking raghead motherfuckers..assimilate and learn how to BATHE or go the fuck home!!
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 05:33
This intolerable intolerance is hardly to be tolerated ! Jell-o is out because it is brim full of yummy strawberry flavoured pork gelatine. So are many of your "candies". It is used to make them nice and shiny. Incidentally, over here in England we call "jell-o" "jelly" ( "Jelly" is called "jam") because, frankly, jell-o is a pretty dumb thing to call anything. I mean hell-o !
From: sp00k
Date: 4-Oct-2007 08:56
Little Abu getting dressed for his first day of School 
From: sp00k
Date: 4-Oct-2007 09:00
 School dress code changed to something much less offensive to muslims 
From: sp00k
Date: 4-Oct-2007 09:06
From: thepube [adarklittlesecret] Date: 4-Oct-2007 05:33 Incidentally, over here in England we call "jell-o" "jelly" ( "Jelly" is called "jam") because, frankly, jell-o is a pretty dumb thing to call anything. I mean hell-o ! -------------------------------------------------------- Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of the fruit's (or vegetable's)flesh Jelly refers to a type of clear fruit spread consisting of firmed fruit (or vegetable) juice made with pectin JELL-O is a brand name belonging to USA-based Kraft Foods for a number of gelatin desserts, including fruit gels, puddings and no-bake cream pies. When are you Brits going to learn to speak English?
From: soylentbitch [Soylent Bitch]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 09:28
Wow! I didn't realize that the children were force-fed Jello. Well, good thing they got rid of it because God forbid that they are tempted to eat it. How about pies, cookies and other items that are cooked with crisco or lard? Halloween and Santa has nothing to do with Christianity, so a school can technically have parties and whatnot. These are part of our culture, however, and hardly 'offensive' in any way. It doesn't call for killing people, it doesn't oppress people and no one is forcing the children to participate. If they believe in their religion enough, then the parents should teach their children that some things are *worth* not participating in as a dedication to their religion. Use some discipline, don't force others simply because you don't want to 'feel bad.' I find the headware women wear as offensive, but I'm not going to petition the government to force all muslim women to not wear the headwear. Why? Because the headwear doesn't impact me, reduce my freedoms or otherwise threaten me. Kind of like Santa Clause: he might be offensive to some, but the symbol is harmless and part of a winter celebration. What ever happened to tolerance?
From: chinnuts
[Got Three For Ya]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 10:29
What ever happened to tolerance? -------------------- We will not tolerate any of your tolerance! Soylent, people in general suck (the PIGS principle). We are selfish and only see our side of the issue. And of course we will cry intolerance of our views after we have been intolerant to others. In other words, if you asked a hundred people to describe justice, half would say "Wasn't he married to Halle Berry?" So it's always going to be fucked up anyway you look at it. Plus, you expect way too much from your fellow human. Other than that, everything is just hunky-dorry.
From: skyeyez9
[Marie]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 10:35
The jiggly motion of jell-o reminds them of a gyrating charlaton woman, they're offended. Just put a little burqa on every jell-o cup before consuming and they will be happy. Those damn sleazy jell-o cups. .................... From: omagoch [Bryan] Date: 3-Oct-2007 20:10 I'de be pissed if they got rid of my jello too. IT'S JIGGLY! And delicious, well, sort of. I find it more fun to play with.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 11:16
chinny chinny bang bang-top o the morn
From: teratomarty
[Self-made man]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 12:04
"Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of the fruit's (or vegetable's)flesh Jelly refers to a type of clear fruit spread consisting of firmed fruit (or vegetable) juice made with pectin JELL-O is..." A horrifying delicious confection of boiled hooves, hides and trotters! Fun for the whole family. There actually is jello based on agar agar, a seaweed, that you can get at Asian grocery stores. It's a lot firmer than good ol' keratin-based jello, and bounces like a superball if you, for instance, sling a wad down a subway tunnel. 
From: chinnuts
[Got Three For Ya]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 12:20
Afternoon Snatchy! How's my favorite frustrated Californicator? Saw you slap a few of the dumber Rotters around over the last few days. Big Fun, Good Times! Yes?
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 13:39
as well as any living dead girl, sir mooseknuckle. never suffer fools=at least a decent box to the ears or rancid tripe to the gob to shut the fuckers up. one must make an effort even in these sordid times sigh
From: chinnuts
[Got Three For Ya]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 13:45
Keep up the good fight, or don't. I can't bring myself to bother anymore. Anyhoo, it may not be Florida after all. Got a late call from Knoxville right before I pulled the trigger. I'm outta here. Loge seats at the Jake for the Injuns and Yankoffs. It's good to be connected. Talk to you later or e-mail me if you want Snatchy.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 14:04
cheers-ha a blast duckling
From: loveto
[Jill Awf]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 14:12
everybody needs something to whine about. You do what you do, I'll do what I do. Nobody fuck with anybody and if you don't like it, don't watch. I have no problem with public sex or sacrifice. It's all a part of this life-death thing we all got going on.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 4-Oct-2007 15:15
From: teratomarty [Self-made man] Date: 4-Oct-2007 12:04 "Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of the fruit's (or vegetable's)flesh Jelly refers to a type of clear fruit spread consisting of firmed fruit (or vegetable) juice made with pectin JELL-O is..." A horrifying delicious confection of boiled hooves, hides and trotters! Fun for the whole family. There actually is jello based on agar agar, a seaweed, that you can get at Asian grocery stores. It's a lot firmer than good ol' keratin-based jello, and bounces like a superball if you, for instance, sling a wad down a subway tunnel. =================== Sling a wad down a subway tunnel? Is that anything like blowing a load on a train? I can't stop laughing at the sexual innuendo I got out of it, sorry man.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 15:26
tell me more-herr goyle- do you smoke cigars?
From: himmlerismyhero [Brad]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 16:48
Bull Fucking Shit! You know damn well it was the jews and there just blamming it on the Arabs cause everyone is on the muslim bandwagon. Fucking jews, first they killed Jesus and now they want to shit on his birthday. Most likely if it was Arabs, they wouldn't fucking care.
From: laurasaurus
[Laura]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 16:20
Muslims offend me! Time to eliminate the fuckers. I should join the protest, it's a few towns over and I've had enough of this PC bullshit. Fucking terrorists just bombed my friend's humvee, and I'm done feeling anything but hatred towards the culture that spawns them. Go back to your own fucked up countries where joy is shit upon, leave America alone and stop trying to bring it down to your unpalatable level.
From: sandstorm [SK]
Date: 9-Oct-2007 16:10
History taught The Jews learned an important lesson: if you piss of the people in your host country, they will retaliate i.e. The Holocaust. Most of them assimilate well in public life, yet retain their old culture and habits at home and in their community. The Muslims have yet to learn this valuable lesson. The smart ones will assimilate while the rest will suffer the consequences of the Second Holocaust.
Updated: 10-Oct-2007 14:04
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