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Finally, the R. Kelly trial
Wire Services | Submitted by: MRSCAPSLOCK
"Known for sexually charged hits like Bump N' Grind, [R. Kelly], 41, has pleaded not guilty to charges that he videotaped himself having sex with a girl as young as 13."
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From: useless2society [Useless II Society]
Date: 10-May-2008 06:11
If you don't want to get caught, don't video yourself committing the crime. Real cops ain't like on CSI you know. Unless they have video evidence or someone robs the donut shop, they're not going to bother with dificult stuff like investigatin'. Commit crime the old fashioned way and never get caught. 
From: bgolds
Date: 10-May-2008 06:59
...[R. Kelly], 41, has pleaded not guilty to charges that he had sex with girls as young as 13... _____________ Of COURSE he's guilty! There doesn't even need to be a trial. I base my decision on one thing only: Doesn't that 'R' in front of his name mean he's a Republican? I wonder what state he represents.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-May-2008 07:42
He's a superstar? Who the fuck is he? Never fucking heard of him. Skin him out and use him as a wetsuit. Drop the rest in the wood chipper, feet first.
From: marquisdesade [Incarnate]
Date: 10-May-2008 09:52
Awww, he looks almost like people dressed in a suit...
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 10-May-2008 14:53
"Known for sexually charged hits like Bump N' Grind, [R. Kelly], 41, has pleaded not guilty to charges that he videotaped himself having sex with a girl as young as 13." **** Awwww, the article left out the part where he peed on her, that was the best part. It gave Dave Chapelle some of his best material for awhile there....
From: nikone [nikone]
Date: 10-May-2008 17:50
"Julianna Rose Mauriello" http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1559611/ --------------------------------------------------------------------------- In response to: useless2society [Useless II Society] who is that?
From: ankharan [Ankharan]
Date: 11-May-2008 04:38
_______________________________________ From: bgolds Date: 10-May-2008 06:59 Of COURSE he's guilty! There doesn't even need to be a trial. I base my decision on one thing only: Doesn't that 'R' in front of his name mean he's a Republican? I wonder what state he represents. _________________________________________ Obviously... the same one you do.
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 11-May-2008 07:11
"Julianna Rose Mauriello" Lazytown defunct deliquent diva and internet phenomenom-nom as a poster-girl for pedos, in a very satirical manner, of course. She's a meme, and there's somebody out there in Wonderland who's went to the trouble of making a thousand .gifs of her Nickelodeon antics. In American parlance, it's known as a running joke.
From: misterjeff
[(actually it's Steve)]
Date: 11-May-2008 10:23
[INTRO] Yeah.. Its the premium 40oz of malt liquor make me wanna tell ya somethin [SONG START] I say, rollin' around, sittin' on dubs cat like eye, was high on shrubs, Coolin' in my Escalade, Man I'm paid, I got it made, Take me to your special place, Close your eyes show me your face, I'm gonna piss on it. (Chorus) Haters gotta hate, Lovers wanna love, I don't even want, None of the above, I want to piss on you. Yes I do, I'll piss on you, I pee on you. I said yo body, yo body, Is a portapotty, And I pee out kit(?), And I pee on you, Drip, drip, drip, Pee on you, Piss on you, piss on you, You won't feel quite the same, Once you get a whiff of my Hershey stains, I wanna piss on you, too, I want to pee in yo food, Only thing that make my life complete, Is when I turn yo face into a toliet seat, I want to pee on you, Yes I do, pee on you, I'll piss on you (Chorus) Won't you braid my hair, Before you start, Im gonna fart, I wanna fart on you
From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 12-May-2008 17:56
I think I met that toad crawlin out a dumpster down by the tracks one day.
Updated: 12-May-2008 21:24
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