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From: gargoyle1
Date: 4-Oct-2007 17:17
Does this mean she's not a qualified child minder anymore? Strap the cunt to a paint shaker and set the timer for an hour or so.
From: susannah309 [thesenutzforyou]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 17:26
Oh see it's not her fault some would think. The poor woman is taking care of someone's else snot nose brat. That childminder should be beat to death.
From: elfboy
[blinky7]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 17:34
With apologies to the Isley Bros., "Oh shaken up Baby!(Shaken up Baby) Please don't pout! (Please don't pout) Shut up,shut up Baby (shut up baby) Or for you it's light's out." This child's death is pointless, sad, & wrong. & God forgive me, it reminds me of that old Devo tune "You've got me jerkin' back & forth." AND Jerry Lee Lewis- "Whole lot o'shakin' goin' on." Also Elvis- "All Shook Up." Sometimes I disturb myself.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 17:36
At least she was shaken......not stirred. I'll stir the shaker's guts with my itchy red fuck-stik!
From: case665 [lock n' stock]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 17:52
to the first five posts - you boys are quick little fucks ... and i don't mean timing ... i mean quick witted ... good on ya
From: dasura [dasu raw]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 18:13
God, what the fuck is it with english ladies and shaking babies that are not theirs, but in their care to death?! God damn.
From: cocytus9judecca4 [What would Nietzsche do?]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 18:23
Shaken, not stirred......
From: crnkybitch
[cranky bitch]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 18:34
"she would have become severely unwell" +++ Nicely understated. "The Union Flags suggest the haul was destined for Britain Europe." +++ What ever gave them that idea? What do these two articles have to do with each other?
From: scarfface
[Schmutamongus]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 19:14
aw hell... might as well join in.... There she is again over there by the record machine Three times Lookin' like a model on the cover of a magazine Too damn cute to be a minute over 13, I believe that Meanwhile...Ol' Chuck he be thinkin' She's in the mood, no need to break it I got a chance and Lord I'm gonna take it If she'll dance we might even make it Come on Queenie, let's shake it Little Queenie Go go go little Queenie Rock an roll rock an roll rock an roll go go go little Queenie Rock an roll rock an roll rock an roll (Mr. Drew Abbott from Royal Oak Michigan on guitar While I'm at it, Mr. Chris Campbell right here on bass from Plymoth Michigan Charlie Martin on the drums from Detroit Michigan Tommy Cartmell on saxophone from Birmingham Michigan Robin Robbins on keyboards from Grosse Point Michigan Silver Bullet yeah I'm Bob Seger I'm from Ann Arbor Michigan) Shake baby shake Shake baby shake Shake baby shake Shake baby shake... I believe we're about ready don't you? A little bit of guitar, rock and roll Let it rock
From: scarfface
[Schmutamongus]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 19:20
This is too easy.... Jump, jump here, jump, jump there, jump, jump, baby, everywhere. Don't you mellow down easy, babe, you got to mellow down easy. Don't you mellow down easy. Got to mellow down easy. Don't you mellow down easy. Got to mellow down easy, babe. Don't you mellow down easy. Got to mellow down easy. Don't you mellow down easy. Mellow down easy when you really wanna blow your top. Shake, shake here, shake, shake there, shake, shake, baby, everywhere. Don't you mellow down easy, babe, you got to mellow down easy. Don't you mellow down easy. Got to mellow down easy. Don't you mellow down easy. Got to mellow down easy, babe. Don't you mellow down easy. Got to mellow down easy. Don't you mellow down easy. Mellow down easy when you really wanna blow your top. Shake, shake here, shake, shake there, shake, shake, baby, everywhere. Don't you mellow down easy, babe, you got to mellow down easy. Don't you mellow down easy. Got to mellow down easy. Don't you mellow down easy. Got to mellow down easy, babe. Don't you mellow down easy. Got to mellow down easy. Don't you mellow down easy. Mellow down easy when you really wanna blow your top. - Willie Dixon
From: scarfface
[Schmutamongus]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 19:32
Funny the images that come up on Google when you put in "baby shake". (I wanted a depiction of a baby in a blender or something) Instead, I got this: 
From: johnwarfn
[POD]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 19:40
nice picture, tear a girls face off and eat it! At the hospital where my son was born, they pass out pamphlet which counsel parents not to lose their cool when baby gets out of hand, i.e. DONT SHAKE THE FUCKING BABY! There's something about a squirming, crying baby that makes people go insane and do these things. I never would, but I can easily understand someone immature or missing part of their frontal lobe can snap. I mean, this baby is the reason I no longer get any sex. Still, she needs to fry.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 19:59
(AP) The recording industry won a key fight Thursday against illegal music downloading when a federal jury found a Minnesota woman shared copyrighted music online and levied $222,000 in damages against her. Jurors ordered Jammie Thomas, 30, to pay the six record companies that sued her $9,250 for each of 24 songs they focused on in the case. They had alleged she shared 1,702 songs online in violation of their copyrights. Jesus wept torrents of blood. Can you say Peerguardian?
From: gabriel [angel]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 20:06
i think daddy did it & mom is covering - reasonable doubt
From: darkheart
Date: 4-Oct-2007 20:38
"...the labels present a chilling reminder of the scale and sophistication of the multi-billion pound industry" Somebody shoot me. I sign my paychecks with a custom, unique signature. Oh the sophistication!
From: prestonsgirl [Melanie]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 20:49
The baby would have probably been better off with Freddy Kruger taking care of it!
From: loveto
[Jill Awf]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 22:50
This is only a problem for babies. I mean, I just got back from the OVERKILL concert and I'm gonna have whiplash tomorrow. Actually, I already have whiplash from Sunday's Megadeth concert and yesterday's Cannibal Corpse. But shit. They played some OLD songs tonight, I felt like high school again. aww robbie... Kicked some decent ass in the pit (fucking babies).
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 23:41
Come on and work it on out (Work it on out - ooooh!) You know you're a twistin' little girl (Twistin' little girl) You know you twist so fine (Twist so fine) C'mon and twist a little closer now (Twist a little closer) And let me know that you're mine (Let me know you're mine) Well, shake it - shake it - shake it baby, now! (Shake it up, baby) Well, shake it - shake it - shake it baby, now! (Shake it up, baby) Well, shake it - shake it - shake it baby, now! (Shake it up, baby) (Ascending "ah!"s again, end Isley Brothers -----+-----+----- Now I know that if I happen to find a parcel with the Union Jack on it that it may contain cocaine. <I am almost out of vowels>
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 23:44
From: gargoyle1 Date: 4-Oct-2007 17:17 Does this mean she's not a qualified child minder anymore? Strap the cunt to a paint shaker and set the timer for an hour or so. -----+-----+----- OMG gargoyle, the mental picture of this bitch strapped on a paint mixer is too funny.
From: kyotay2001
[We all have our bears to cross]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 01:00
Nice to see some pride and professionalism in the drug game. Gimme 30 seconds with a straw and a backpack (in that order) on that field of union jacks. Those pics were almost enough to make me sing God save the queen, and I hate the queen.
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 03:38
Things you shouldn't shake. 
From: ladyjanegrey
Date: 5-Oct-2007 05:37
OK, I'll join in... Shake, shake, shake, Shake, shake, shake, Shake your baby Shake your baby OR for a Carribean flavor: Shake, shake, shake your baby Shake your baby line Shake, shake, shake your baby Shake it all the time
From: phuck [and the horse you rode in on]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 08:54
"Armed units swoooped in...."[sic] How many times can they use that one phrase? And misspell it? Thank GOD they aren't on drugs!
From: sp00k
Date: 5-Oct-2007 11:37
 If they are going to take all that time and trouble to arrange the packages like that, they at least should have set them up like dominos or something
From: trixiekitsch [trixie]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 11:53
When are these babies going to learn? Life is a scary dangerous place and the sooner they learn to just shut up and lay there the better off they'll be.
From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 15:56
Me love you LOOOONG time, cow cow bella! Small but mighty! Hard as rock!
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 15:56
PompousPiePlate, you know that's your mother's picture.....why is she dressed like that.......wait a minute, I just figured it out! You're KILLBILL! Oh, it all makes sense now.....
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 18:28
Jesus 'Loma........that is totally fucking disgusting. Poor thing will never be able to give a 'little' head!
From: pibble
[thewonderdwarf]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 04:48
Do the Shake 'n Vac, and put the freshness back Do the Shake 'n Vac and put the freshness back When your baby smells fresh, your room does too Every time you vacuum, remember what to do Do the Shake 'n Vac and put the freshness back.
Updated: 11-Oct-2007 14:38
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