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Rotten Toybox: Facebook/Twitter/Flickr bullshit
dailyrotten.com | Submitted by: Rotten Staff Duder
Morning. Here are some toys I pulled out of my ass:
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From: rottenstaff [Rotten Staff Duder] STAFF
Date: 10-May-2008 03:02

We'll see if da boss lets me publish the Flickr feed.

From: accounts [CJ]
Date: 10-May-2008 03:04

Nice! now allow some "staff" to post more storys, maybe a Dig style to get news to front page.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 10-May-2008 03:22

Duder has heard our prayers!

Our Duder, Who art in cyber-heaven
Shallow be thy name.
Thy domain come,
thy Will be undone,
in Rotten, as it is in Heaven.

From: thepube [adarklittlesecret]
Date: 10-May-2008 03:45

Jesusfuckallan "ROTTENSTAFF" what do you mean by "duder allow !"
Why ask, is he/she some kind of tyrant.
Stand up for yourself man/woman.
Grow a pair or whatever the female equivalent is, grow a hugely engourged clitoris or something I don't know.

Anyway. How do you propose to smash the system if you have to ask permission.
Sock it to the man, man.
Just post.


From: 1 [and only]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:01

Sellout.!

From: thepube [adarklittlesecret]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:02

I pulled a Barbie out of my arse.

From: thepube [adarklittlesecret]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:05

A poem about blogs


Blogs are like frogs

In ancient Egypt

sent by Gods

to plague us but

you can't step on blogs

and have their intestines squirt out of their arseholes

like you can with frogs.

Not that I condone that sort of thing.

I'm just saying.

What was I talking about again ?

Bollocks.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:20

I can step on dogs
and their guts squirt out:

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:23

The kitteh can leave quite a mess too:

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 10-May-2008 04:34

I used my rottenstaff
to smite the stone
so that the children of Israel might drink.

Those lushes got drunk
like the proverbial skunk
I can lead a Jew's daughter
but I can't make her think.

-the Lamentations of Moses

From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-May-2008 07:49

What's all this about?

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 10-May-2008 08:14

Rotten FFA, gargoyle type person.
Participate at your own risk.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-May-2008 08:27

You know as well as I do that the first article is going to end up the FFA

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 10-May-2008 08:32

Yeah, but it's backasswards from the way it used to be.
I'm trying to restart the old trend.

I need to go to the store anyway.

From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 10-May-2008 08:55

Im confused by new things.

what is this all about?

where is my hat?


Fuck, im getting scared.

From: mencken
Date: 10-May-2008 08:56

OK, I reveal myself to be a Luddite: What in the fuck does one do with that stuff? Twitter? I know not... Can someone enlighten me?

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 10-May-2008 09:09

Let me join in ..

What is this about?

From: thepube [adarklittlesecret]
Date: 10-May-2008 09:13

My theory.
What this is about is a 7 day coke and GTA binge ending with "rottenstaff" stumbling blindly into the light and realising they have posted nothing for days.

What to do ?

Hit the "Twitter" ( whatever the fuck that is) and Facebook pages.

It would all makes sense if you were as stoned as they are.

Tinyurl ?
Stoopids.

It's

Tiny Earl.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 10-May-2008 09:26

Don't forget to wish Mom a happy day tomorry!

From: entityzero [And one day, suddenly, there it was]
Date: 10-May-2008 11:44

It's a sad state of affairs when the highlight of my weekend is adding the Daily Rotten Facebook application.

From: dontspeak [while DS is talking]
Date: 10-May-2008 14:33

From: thepube [adarklittlesecret]
Date: 10-May-2008 09:13

My theory.
What this is about is a 7 day coke and GTA binge ending with "rottenstaff" stumbling blindly into the light and realising they have posted nothing for days.

What to do ?

Hit the "Twitter" ( whatever the fuck that is) and Facebook pages.

It would all makes sense if you were as stoned as they are.

Tinyurl ?
Stoopids.

It's

Tiny Earl.

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I am surprised you haven't been banned yet. You have been relentlessly cruel to Rotten Duder, and I am making a frantic public plea for him to finally have you exiled.

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 10-May-2008 16:09

Duder is not a Noun, he is but an Adjective.!

From: sirbutlust [mike duff]
Date: 10-May-2008 16:40

i dont know what any of this means, but ive heard of facebook and am convinced its probably more evil than myspace.

why doesnt duder have a myspace account. then we could be freinds and duder can post fun pictures and send us bulletins and comment on my pictures and that would be much more enjoyable. Duder could even make those myspace comment pictures of nasty stuff with cute sayings and make money off it somehow. and he could havea myspace group. It'd be really fun.

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 10-May-2008 17:16

It is a sad, sad day.


Duder???



wtf?



This is your idea of an upgrade?




TSS and his rottenizer (or whatever the hell it's called) does a better job of selling this forum than these add-ons.


You removed hot links.

You removed font tags.

You removed AsciiArt.



And this is what you give us in return?


I really hadn't considered that rotten would try to sell itself to the 'tween' crowd.






Break out the lollipops...It's Celebration Time.



( I rue the day when I have to accept this shit as 'normal')



I mean... Come. On.


Come on.

Come ON!







...Awww...C'mon :-(

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 10-May-2008 18:53

HTML theo, that was nice too.
Hyper Text Markup Language.

I'm trying to learn.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 10-May-2008 19:35

Alright, alright.
I'm ordering an airstrike.


From: jimjonesin [sucka FREE]
Date: 11-May-2008 03:43

as a feminist-studies/psychology double major at the most liberal college in the united states, i've long nursed my love for all things rotten far removed from the prying eyes of colleagues and friends.

but i fully endorse the combined social networking of the rotten forums & facebook. bravo on making that ish official.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 11-May-2008 05:48

As a rough-neck construction worker
who's never spent a minute in college,
I take much pride that I use capital letters
before the beginning of every sentence.

Heh heh.

From: thepube [adarklittlesecret]
Date: 11-May-2008 06:10

"I am surprised you haven't been banned yet. "

What's this , what's this ?
Sneaky witch, trying to get ME banned !
That does it, YOU are cursed DS. You don't mess with the Rev. Pube with impunity.

May your uterus fester with uncomfortable internal boils.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 11-May-2008 06:21

Methinx she was just funnin' ye, pube.
When does she ever make public pleas
for anything, wot?

From: dontspeak [while DS is talking]
Date: 11-May-2008 07:02

The REV. Pube? I have no idea, but that gave me my first (and probably last) laugh of the week.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 11-May-2008 07:31

Imagine the visual.

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 11-May-2008 08:47

Why do I now feel stoned when I haven't had a joint today?

From: sp00k
Date: 12-May-2008 11:35

From: rottenstaff [Rotten Staff Duder] STAFF
Date: 10-May-2008 03:02

We'll see if da boss lets me publish the Flickr feed.

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Damn Newbies think they own the place or something.

From: smokey [krispy]
Date: 12-May-2008 21:41

take your fake eye out and i will skull fuck you!!!

From: johnq [Poster]
Date: 14-May-2008 13:11

From: studgerbil [Stud]

I like that picture/ video clip.

The dude is fucking the retarted girl (is he fucking a retarted girl or just fucking a girl retarted) so good that she moans, smiles and her eyes roll back into her head and she let him video tape it.

Good stuff.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 18-May-2008 07:52

http://www.userplane.com/directory/index.cfm?action=chat.loadChatFrameset&domainCode=8827c710d307c1a51c144e3525884353&initialRoom=&app=ch

Tiny url would be apropos heyah.

Updated: 18-May-2008 07:52
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