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Jesus Forgives (but the judge doesn't)
The Enquirer | Submitted by: John Wayne Gacy (in hell)
"A Deer Park man will spend nine years in prison after he admitted Thursday to tying up three neighborhood children, videotaping them naked and masturbating in front of them. "Jesus has forgiven me and in time they can forgive me, too," Russell Back Jr., 52, [said]."
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From: gargoyle1
Date: 12-May-2008 14:04
I'll forgive him too, right after a shotgun blast to his balls. Jesus still thinks he's a pervtard and he'll burn in imaginary hell for imaginary eternity.
From: jesussavez [Just hanging around]
Date: 12-May-2008 14:07
The fuck I did. Enjoy prison bitch!
From: omagoch [Bryan]
Date: 12-May-2008 14:37
God damn religious fanatics. I'm sure all the Catholic priests told themselves the same thing before they went to prison.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 12-May-2008 14:43
"Back, known as "Uncle Russ" in the neighborhood, was a machinist for a Reading pharmaceutical company before his arrest." When anyone is named "Uncle so-n-so" in a neighborhood, you can guarantee that is the town pervert.
From: barbarossa58
[Phallus Maximus]
Date: 12-May-2008 14:54
"Back and one of the other children used a video camera to record the bound and naked children." +++++++++++++++ Sounds like one of the little masturbatees wasn't being traumatized.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 12-May-2008 14:56
Hey that's great. Jesus down, only a couple thousand to go. See, now he'll need to get forgiveness from the 3,957 other guys in his new prison home that were abused as children... I'm sure that will go well and quickly fer him, don't you? In time, indeed 
From: ohhellno
[steve-vo]
Date: 12-May-2008 15:01
And how exactly does he know jesus forgave him? Did he appear in a piece of toast or something and told him face to face? More likely Jesus is emailing satan telling him to make a special place in hell for him.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 12-May-2008 15:11
uncle crusty back; bringing jesus and the boy scouts one step closer to being synonymous with pervitudity
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 12-May-2008 15:14
An accident has occurred and resulted in a slight spill. So I've just had to take a bath and put my Reebok bottoms (pants) in the washing machine to wash. There was no warning and I didn't feel ill or have a bad stomach. Maybe it was something I ate?
From: gargoyle1
Date: 12-May-2008 15:53
cainmarko666 [cain marko] Date: 12-May-2008 15:47 Jesus H. Christ.!! ===================== Yes my son? BTW, you can call me garg, I'm off duty at the moment.
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Date: 12-May-2008 15:56
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Date: 12-May-2008 15:56
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From: theodorant [{Reeks of bullshit!}]
Date: 12-May-2008 16:04
I have an option to talk through my balloon knot.
From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 12-May-2008 16:28
here's some life-sized trouble for you 
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 12-May-2008 16:34
Uncle Salty told me stories of a lonely daisy with a lurvely kind of gob of seed Her Mammy was crusted, Daddy's nut was busted they left her to be trussed-up till the orphan bleeds but when she cried at night, the pervtards came! Uncle Salty! 
From: sawgunner [Doug]
Date: 12-May-2008 16:37
Of course Jesus will forgive this guy, otherwise he wouldn't have given him a reach-around.
From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 12-May-2008 16:39
love the bleached anus, Brian Doyle
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 12-May-2008 16:45
From: munchkin [munchkin] Date: 12-May-2008 15:14 An accident has occurred and resulted in a slight spill. So I've just had to take a bath and put my Reebok bottoms (pants) in the washing machine to wash. There was no warning and I didn't feel ill or have a bad stomach. Maybe it was something I ate? ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ So, sandy shit his pants and wants everyone to know!?! Dude, you are a fucking mental case.
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 12-May-2008 16:58
From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 12-May-2008 16:45 From: munchkin [munchkin] Date: 12-May-2008 15:14 An accident has occurred and resulted in a slight spill. So I've just had to take a bath and put my Reebok bottoms (pants) in the washing machine to wash. There was no warning and I didn't feel ill or have a bad stomach. Maybe it was something I ate? ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ So, sandy shit his pants and wants everyone to know!?! Dude, you are a fucking mental case. ---------------- How in the hell did I miss THAT post? Hilarious, stfu.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 12-May-2008 17:02
ive said it before, ds, if i ever had the misfortune of meeting sandy in person, id smash his face into hamburger with my bare hands.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 12-May-2008 17:05
sorry, i meant: From: dontspeak [while DS is talking] Date: 12-May-2008 16:58 From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 12-May-2008 16:45 From: munchkin [munchkin] Date: 12-May-2008 15:14 An accident has occurred and resulted in a slight spill. So I've just had to take a bath and put my Reebok bottoms (pants) in the washing machine to wash. There was no warning and I didn't feel ill or have a bad stomach. Maybe it was something I ate? ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ So, sandy shit his pants and wants everyone to know!?! Dude, you are a fucking mental case. ---------------- How in the hell did I miss THAT post? Hilarious, stfu. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ive said it before, ds, if i ever had the misfortune of meeting sandy in person, id smash his face into hamburger with my bare hands.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 12-May-2008 17:18
From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 12-May-2008 17:02 ive said it before, ds, if i ever had the misfortune of meeting sandy in person, id smash his face into hamburger with my bare hands. ------------------------------- In your dreams arsehole. What would happen in reality is that YOU would get a good hammering.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 12-May-2008 17:23
Mmmm.... STFU is the wrong side of 50, and probably overweight. So if I ruffed him up, he'd probably squirm and die of a heart attack. 
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 12-May-2008 17:51
ooh, im being threatened by a diaper wearing welsh fag. can you sense the trembling in my keystrokes? sandy you couldnt hammer a nail with a 15 lb. sledge.
From: t0llyb0ng [suicide b0nger]
Date: 12-May-2008 18:07
Article says Mr. Back pleaded guilty to "disseminating matter" harmful to juveniles. "How droll."
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 12-May-2008 18:40
 There were some big palmetto bugs in Ft. Lauderdale that used to scare the shit out of me when they hit the window screens at night. I thought someone was trying to break in. ps., I know you where taking trees but when do I ever have the chance to talk about palmetto bugs.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 12-May-2008 18:43
well, palmetto bugs are just HUGE cock-a-roaches. thats pretty rotten.... but what about shitting your pants? how fucking insane is that?
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 12-May-2008 18:55
American cockroaches (Palmetto Bugs) also produce a strong unpleasant odor. This characteristic odor is not only detectable in infested buildings but is also transferred to items that the cockroaches crawl across when foraging. So a pest management professional can often detect an American cockroach infestation before he has actually seen any cockroaches. --http://www.ext.vt.edu/pubs/entomology/444-288/444-288.html kinda like a welshman.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 12-May-2008 18:57
From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 12-May-2008 18:46 ive sniffed mrs. crackers undies. they smell like wd40. ================== I agree they do have any oily smell to them ------------------------------- I hear everyone's undies smell oily if they take this 
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:00
hi phoe. did you see that sandy shit hisself? im just carrying the torch til pontius shows up. then he can torment sandy and they can call each other ladyboy lover and pants shitter for the next 6 months.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:04
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_cockroach  The American cockroach (Periplaneta americana) is a large species of winged cockroach.....In the southern U.S., it is often called a Palmetto Bug or a Waterbug.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:04
From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 12-May-2008 18:59 We are infested with Welsh men? ============== naw just sandy ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yep, that's an infestation, alright. From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 12-May-2008 19:00 hi phoe. did you see that sandy shit hisself? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well, no, I didn't actually SEE it. There is a god.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 12-May-2008 19:06
OK, I've lost track, who's undies are full of palmetto bugs that smell like WD40? I can say with some pride, I've never seen or smelled a palmetto bug. Evening all.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 12-May-2008 19:09
So our troll is now shitting himself and call our attention to it? Sounds like they should hose him off with battery acid and then lock him in a concrete cell that has a drain in the center of the floor so they can just hose him down daily. Being infested with one welsh sheep buggering, pants shitting troll is more than enough.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:16
Cracker, this is from http://www.whatsthatbug.com/cockroaches.html They may just know what they are talking about. Palmetto Bug (11/09/2004) huge bug Hi im not sure if we have a palmetto bug or what but here's a pic just cought it half an hour ago clawing it's way near the entrance door big spooky thing, never seen anything like it Lubo  Hi Lubo, It is definitely a roach, possibly a Palmetto Bug or an American Cockroach. Palmetto Bugs live in the deep south, Florida especially. They can fly and are larger that American Cockroaches.
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:18
I stand corrected: In yesterdays forum, I stated there was no damage reported in last nights earthquake in Japan... Holy fuck, was I ever wrong. The AP hadn't received any news on it at that point, so I posted here "There was no damage". I suppose I'll be punished for falsifying a tragic news report. Will some one beat me with an asparagus spear?
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:21
Phoenix: Last summer, while Nig Mac and I were still living in Florida, we had a big St. Patty's Day party, and I was dared to eat one. I did fine until I tried to swallow it. They have barbs on their legs. The barbs kept getting stuck in my throat. I had to literally throw it up, or choke on it because it's legs got stuck. Drunked dares suck!
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:21
cracker, why dont you go ahead and provide a reference where it states that the palmetto bug and the american cockroach 'Periplaneta americana' are two different species?
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:27
I didn't technically "EAT" it, I had to chuck it up because it wouldn't go down. It was a free bet, to boot. I shoulda been paid for that little dare. Don't forget, I'm a country girl. Raw fish, crayfish, bugs, worms, frozen raw eggs (That was the same nite, btw..) If it squirms, I've been known to win the triple dog dares.
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:28
accordin to your link Rhinoceros Cockroaches are what Floridians call palmetto bugs. those flying ones we call common house cockroaches we also have a german roach that you can't drown with bug spray.
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:32
From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 12-May-2008 16:45 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ So, sandy shit his pants and wants everyone to know!?! Dude, you are a fucking mental case. --------------- I am still laughing about this comment. In fact, I damn near pissed my pants over it.
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:34
Bella: Drunken free bets are the best. It's the notorioty. The "Don't fuck with her" persona gets all the guys panties in a bunch. Most of them are too pussy to do it. They hate being shown up by a cute chick with big tits.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:35
From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 12-May-2008 18:55 kinda like a welshman. ------------------------- Fucking Floritard tosser! If you want to insult me, here's my email. sandywoods1971@hotmail.com But you haven't the balls to. 
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:37
Palmetto bugs WILL come into your home to live under certain circumstances.....they love rotting wood and vegetable matter. So if you have dry rot or keep the cantaloupe rinds around too long, they are moving in. In some places they are also called water bugs.....rather a cutesy name for something that big and crunchy when you step on it barefooted at 2am. However, stepping on a palmetto bug in infinitely preferable to stepping on a garden slug.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 12-May-2008 19:37
Fuck the palmetto bugs. I hate June Bugs. Those fuckers are dangerous. I was out with a buddy riding motorcyles when I got hit in the head by one. It was like a fucking rock hit me. Good thing I was wearing a helmet or I'd have lost an eye or something. Christ, I thought someone had tossed a rock at me. Whack! Them things are dangerous as hell man. Hard too. I don't know if they stink though, I didn't stick around to find out.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:39
From: munchkin [munchkin] Date: 12-May-2008 19:35 From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 12-May-2008 18:55 kinda like a welshman. ------------------------- Fucking Floritard tosser! If you want to insult me, here's my email. sandywoods1971@hotmail.com But you haven't the balls to. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Um, Sandy, why would he use your email when he is perfectly content to insult you in public? Email would be no fun. Then others couldn't share in his joy.
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:40
Bascha, they hate it even more when they are shown up by said cute chick AND she's taking the tires off their truck. They REALLY don't fuck with you after that.......I know this first hand. BTW, if wagering for money, make sure you see their money first....kinda like the tires or the mower......as soon as the bet is completed, take your winnings.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 12-May-2008 19:40
Want something that smells nasty? Drive through a swarm of Mormon Crickets, your car will smell like a tuna boat on a hot summers day, either that or a whorehouse on saturday morning. Those fuckers are huge too, about the color of raw liver and they scared my dog and kids.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:41
shithand/shitpants, i know you want me to be your gay buddy, but i dont swing that way. why the fuck would i email you when i can insult you here for everyone to see?
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:43
"I am still laughing about this comment. In fact, I damn near pissed my pants over it." DS, it's funny until it happens to you. It was only a small accident, lets just say I sharted a little. Probably the beer I had on the weekend was responsible. Could've been worse, I could have threw up instead and made much worse mess.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 12-May-2008 19:43
Just how much of a freak are you when you publicly announce you shit yourself on the internet?
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:44
When I was in COnnecticut with the hunny a couple months ago, we were bombarded with ladybugs. Literally millions of them. They were coming in the bedroom window, I walked out to look out on the side of the house... The WHOLE side of the house was covered with MILLIONS of little red beetles. THAT was fucking strange. Pheonix: Your goofy! Bella: Yer my kinda woman!
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:45
Sandy: Drink a Sparks! They DO make you shart. Trust me, did it last summer walking into a Food Lion. I take pride in my farts... That was a little embarrassing. Thank god I had the sweatshirt to tie around my waist until I got home!
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:48
Could've been worse, I could have threw up instead and made much worse mess. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yeah, cause every one knows that shitting yourself is much more preferable to throwing up. /sarcasm off Pheonix: Your goofy! ~~~~~~~~~~ Thanks, I think. Don't worry I won't point out your typo. 
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:50
yeah, bascha, that was pretty nasty. but not as nasty as fucking sandy SHITTING IN HIS PANTS AND MAKING A SPECIAL ANOUNCEMENT ON THE INTERNET!!
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:53
From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest] Date: 12-May-2008 19:45 I take pride in my farts... That was a little embarrassing. Thank god I had the sweatshirt to tie around my waist until I got home! ------------------ hostess, I have been on my best behavior by tactfully avoiding you and not starting fights. But, I cannot be silent no longer. Jesus, you sure still sound like a trainwreck that keeps on a choo choo a choo-ing before it crashes into the trailer park.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 12-May-2008 19:54
So, who's going to post the requisite piccy of tub girl coating herself in her own shit? Or is it sandy?
From: pontius
Date: 12-May-2008 19:55
Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha *gasps for air* Ahahaha ahahahahahahahah ahahahahah Mister shitty pants! hahahahahahahaha Ahahaha *wipes tears from eyes* ahahahahahahahah ahahahahah I'm dying here!  Sandy in action!
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:56
From: munchkin [munchkin] Date: 12-May-2008 19:52 "Yeah, cause every one knows that shitting yourself is much more preferable to throwing up." ----------- Generally, people only shit their pants from ages 0-3, or ages 80-100. I am just saying....
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:57
You guys will never find a chick like me. I can dance with the best, but still be down to earth like every one else. Bella gets me at least. And yes, STFU, it was nasty. I quit drinking them. Too much acid.
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:59
From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest] Date: 12-May-2008 19:55 Grow up an be human already. Or don't you fart? ------------------------ No, never. But you obviously do. It's good to see you and sandy have something in common and are bonding.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:59
Yawn!  It was only a small accident that resulted in a small stain, but as I'm hygiene conscious, I took a bath and put my pants in the washing machine. I've made more mess cutting my finger and getting blood everywhere.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:59
From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 12-May-2008 19:54 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I wa gonna say sumpin, but I already dished out my one allotted grammer/typo post today. But, I did lol at your post.
From: retardskickass
[bon]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:00
I'm sorry. Farts and poops and sharts are funny. I learned recently that two Taco Time Crisp Bean Burritos swimming in ranch washed down with two Stellas makes for butt-ammo so loud that I cracked myself up in the middle of the night. I was lying there, laughing and farting, and wondering why I didn't have a boyfriend. Hello to everybody BTW!
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:00
Sandy may have made a grave error in judgment by making that rather unsavory personal announcement....at least on this particular forum. Sandy, I used to think STFU was a bit of an asshat for picking on you all the damn time, but now I see he's an astute judge of character and you are the asshat. ****************** DS, if anyone would know about trailer parks and trains, it would be you. You really just cannot help telling on yourself time and time again.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:01
"yea sandy I gotta agree here we REALLY did not need to know that" Well, it's not illegal, unlike posting patients injury pics on Rotten.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:01
LOL @ pontius..... sandy, how do you decide whether youre going to shit in your hand or in your pants? does it depend on your particular mood or do you take turns? why arent you living in a home for the mentally disabled?
From: smokey
[krispy]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:03
no jesus wont forgive you asshole. jesus says that if you hurt or corrupt children it would be better to put a mill stone around your neck and jump into a river.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:03
From: munchkin [munchkin] Date: 12-May-2008 19:59 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I think you are totally missing the point here. You should really keep that sort of thing to yourself. If you have to tell some one, tell your doctor. Or your mom. She may help change your diaper and powder your bottom like the good ole days.
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:03
Rectal: I knew you loved me! By the way, did you hear? I've landed myself in Cape Cod for a while. Had an offer over in CT as a welder, but I went back to waiting tables. I miss the public. The Naval subcontracting thing is slow right now. My company is in lay-off mode for the majority of us all, so I had to look elsewhere. It's nice to be off the water anyway. Looks like August before they call most of us back.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:06
thank you bella. i always liked you. bon, thats funny, about a week ago i woke myself up with farts and i let one go that made a really funny tune. i layed there and giggled for what seemed like several minutes. luckily the wife didnt wake up and ask me what was so funny. see, she doesnt know i fart. true story....
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:06
From: pontius Date: 12-May-2008 19:55 Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha *gasps for air* Ahahaha ahahahahahahahah ahahahahah Mister shitty pants! ------------------------- Fuck off! Don't you have a shemale to screw or something.
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:07
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened] Date: 12-May-2008 20:00 ****************** DS, if anyone would know about trailer parks and trains, it would be you. You really just cannot help telling on yourself time and time again. ------------------ Whatever. At least I don't discuss fucking my "Mister" on here. Pot.Kettle.Black.
From: pontius
Date: 12-May-2008 20:08
Guess where sandy gets his adult diapers from? YAY, eBay! How do you track down sandy? You follow the little shit puddles on the floor, and when they start reeking, you know you're getting close!
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:10
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened] Date: 12-May-2008 20:05 DS doesn't fart anymore because she has had too much anal sex with random strangers in the back of her '88 Monte Carlo.....she's a female goatse. With an asshole like that it makes no noise....only a smelly whooshing noise followed by DS taking a powder to change her Depends. -------------- I don't have anal sex. What's hilarious about your post is that you descibe a white trash chick in an old Monte Carlo, and if memory serves correct, hostess used to have one before it got repo'ed.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:11
"Pot Kettle Black" Yeah, sounds like STFU. He's probably a lard-arse fed on a diet of McDonalds and KFC, who can't reach his bottom to wipe it.
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:11
Hey guys, We've all had a shart or two in life. Cut Sandy a break. For crying out loud, I did it in a store. That was horrific. Again, I only told my story out of compassion and understanding for Sandy. He's a good egg, albeit a smelly one, but good nonetheless. (*I'm teasing about the smelly part, Sandy you know I love ya.)
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:12
From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest] Date: 12-May-2008 20:09 Bella: You're terrible! *I love it!! DS: I also have been good in the respect that I ignore your ignorant, jealous fits. ------------ What's there for me to be jealous about? Seriously? I mean, for real?
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:13
From: munchkin [munchkin] Date: 12-May-2008 20:06 From: pontius Date: 12-May-2008 19:55 Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha *gasps for air* Ahahaha ahahahahahahahah ahahahahah Mister shitty pants! ------------------------- Fuck off! Don't you have a shemale to screw or something. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Aww, don't go away mad. Just go away.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:15
sandy, i am a little overweight at 6 foot, 230#, and i do like my mcdonalds. but i have no trouble wiping my ass and I DONT SHIT IN MY PANTS!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:16
Oh, that's right, I forgot, DS, you prefer cheap hotels because you can't afford a car..... And yes you do have anal sex. I guess you only know it by the common vernacular of "backdoor fucking". Remember, you get an extra $5 for that. What would you call a female goatse? Goatsette? Goatsilla? Nah....I think I'll settle for calling it a DS.......
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:17
GREAT PICS, pontius. are they from sandy's photobucket? bascha sandy is capable of defending hisself. well, not really but, youre kinda being a downer.
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:18
STFU: I used to have a Monte. Sweet car. Big Mac got hit by a school bus last year. The car was totalled unfortunately. I miss that car. It was sweet. Never did any humping in it though. The car was never formally christened. BTW: Spoke with Big Mac today. he's doing well, started his own tile business in NY. Thankfully we're still buddies. When I was travelling I stopped and spent some time in NY with him. He left the tower to his puter in Jax, so he doesn't have a puter right now.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:21
tomorrow sandy will announce that he "accidentally" fucked a sheep (or other animal) "just a little bit" and it was "no big deal"
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:23
ciao, if a single thing you were saying about me was actually true, it might be biting and amusing, but since it is not true...it just isn't. You look at yourself in the mirror with rose-colored glasses and imagine yourself to be more witty and intelligent than you actually are, dear.
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:23
From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...] Date: 12-May-2008 20:11 DS, I think a major part of talking about fucking your mister would have to be having a mister. ------------------------- Indeed, and since our favorite little soiled dove never has seen the same penis twice, she can't really lay claim to any sort of monogamy. Of course, she just calls everyone "mister" so she doesn't have to remember names......
From: pontius
Date: 12-May-2008 20:24
Girls, take your cat-fight to another thread, we have more serious matters to discuss here. Fecal matters, for instance. Like ... incontinentia ... buttocks!
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:25
Now wouldn't it be embarrassing if it were true? Rather than amusing? I find anal sex publicly announced and admitted unamusing. Now to say your inro anal and know people were just teasing? That's funny. makes a person wonder.
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