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Jesus Forgives (but the judge doesn't)
The Enquirer | Submitted by: John Wayne Gacy (in hell)
"A Deer Park man will spend nine years in prison after he admitted Thursday to tying up three neighborhood children, videotaping them naked and masturbating in front of them. "Jesus has forgiven me and in time they can forgive me, too," Russell Back Jr., 52, [said]."
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From: gargoyle1
Date: 12-May-2008 14:04
I'll forgive him too, right after a shotgun blast to his balls. Jesus still thinks he's a pervtard and he'll burn in imaginary hell for imaginary eternity.
From: jesussavez [Just hanging around]
Date: 12-May-2008 14:07
The fuck I did. Enjoy prison bitch!
From: omagoch [Bryan]
Date: 12-May-2008 14:37
God damn religious fanatics. I'm sure all the Catholic priests told themselves the same thing before they went to prison.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 12-May-2008 14:43
"Back, known as "Uncle Russ" in the neighborhood, was a machinist for a Reading pharmaceutical company before his arrest." When anyone is named "Uncle so-n-so" in a neighborhood, you can guarantee that is the town pervert.
From: barbarossa58
[Phallus Maximus]
Date: 12-May-2008 14:54
"Back and one of the other children used a video camera to record the bound and naked children." +++++++++++++++ Sounds like one of the little masturbatees wasn't being traumatized.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 12-May-2008 14:56
Hey that's great. Jesus down, only a couple thousand to go. See, now he'll need to get forgiveness from the 3,957 other guys in his new prison home that were abused as children... I'm sure that will go well and quickly fer him, don't you? In time, indeed 
From: ohhellno
[steve-vo]
Date: 12-May-2008 15:01
And how exactly does he know jesus forgave him? Did he appear in a piece of toast or something and told him face to face? More likely Jesus is emailing satan telling him to make a special place in hell for him.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 12-May-2008 15:11
uncle crusty back; bringing jesus and the boy scouts one step closer to being synonymous with pervitudity
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 12-May-2008 15:14
An accident has occurred and resulted in a slight spill. So I've just had to take a bath and put my Reebok bottoms (pants) in the washing machine to wash. There was no warning and I didn't feel ill or have a bad stomach. Maybe it was something I ate?
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 12-May-2008 15:19
WHAT DATING WAS LIKE IN 1956 It's the summer of 1956 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a duck tail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother answers and invites him in. 'Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?' Peggy Sue's mother asks Harold what they're planning to do. Harold replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie. Peggy Sue's mother responds, 'Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it.' Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Harold and he says, 'Whaaaat?' &n bsp; 'Yeah,' says Peggy Sue's mother, 'We know Peggy Sue really likes to screw; why, she'd screw all night if we let her!'! Harold's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes, and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Harold escorts his date out the front door while Mom is saying, 'Have a good evening kids,' with a small wink for Harold! About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her mother: 'Dammit, Mom! It's the Twist! It's called The Twist!!!
From: gargoyle1
Date: 12-May-2008 15:53
cainmarko666 [cain marko] Date: 12-May-2008 15:47 Jesus H. Christ.!! ===================== Yes my son? BTW, you can call me garg, I'm off duty at the moment.
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Date: 12-May-2008 15:56
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Date: 12-May-2008 15:56
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From: theodorant [{Reeks of bullshit!}]
Date: 12-May-2008 16:04
I have an option to talk through my balloon knot.
From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 12-May-2008 16:28
here's some life-sized trouble for you 
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 12-May-2008 16:34
Uncle Salty told me stories of a lonely daisy with a lurvely kind of gob of seed Her Mammy was crusted, Daddy's nut was busted they left her to be trussed-up till the orphan bleeds but when she cried at night, the pervtards came! Uncle Salty! 
From: sawgunner [Doug]
Date: 12-May-2008 16:37
Of course Jesus will forgive this guy, otherwise he wouldn't have given him a reach-around.
From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 12-May-2008 16:39
love the bleached anus, Brian Doyle
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 12-May-2008 16:45
From: munchkin [munchkin] Date: 12-May-2008 15:14 An accident has occurred and resulted in a slight spill. So I've just had to take a bath and put my Reebok bottoms (pants) in the washing machine to wash. There was no warning and I didn't feel ill or have a bad stomach. Maybe it was something I ate? ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ So, sandy shit his pants and wants everyone to know!?! Dude, you are a fucking mental case.
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 12-May-2008 16:58
From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 12-May-2008 16:45 From: munchkin [munchkin] Date: 12-May-2008 15:14 An accident has occurred and resulted in a slight spill. So I've just had to take a bath and put my Reebok bottoms (pants) in the washing machine to wash. There was no warning and I didn't feel ill or have a bad stomach. Maybe it was something I ate? ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ So, sandy shit his pants and wants everyone to know!?! Dude, you are a fucking mental case. ---------------- How in the hell did I miss THAT post? Hilarious, stfu.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 12-May-2008 17:02
ive said it before, ds, if i ever had the misfortune of meeting sandy in person, id smash his face into hamburger with my bare hands.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 12-May-2008 17:05
sorry, i meant: From: dontspeak [while DS is talking] Date: 12-May-2008 16:58 From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 12-May-2008 16:45 From: munchkin [munchkin] Date: 12-May-2008 15:14 An accident has occurred and resulted in a slight spill. So I've just had to take a bath and put my Reebok bottoms (pants) in the washing machine to wash. There was no warning and I didn't feel ill or have a bad stomach. Maybe it was something I ate? ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ So, sandy shit his pants and wants everyone to know!?! Dude, you are a fucking mental case. ---------------- How in the hell did I miss THAT post? Hilarious, stfu. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ive said it before, ds, if i ever had the misfortune of meeting sandy in person, id smash his face into hamburger with my bare hands.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 12-May-2008 17:18
From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 12-May-2008 17:02 ive said it before, ds, if i ever had the misfortune of meeting sandy in person, id smash his face into hamburger with my bare hands. ------------------------------- In your dreams arsehole. What would happen in reality is that YOU would get a good hammering.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 12-May-2008 17:23
Mmmm.... STFU is the wrong side of 50, and probably overweight. So if I ruffed him up, he'd probably squirm and die of a heart attack. 
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 12-May-2008 17:51
ooh, im being threatened by a diaper wearing welsh fag. can you sense the trembling in my keystrokes? sandy you couldnt hammer a nail with a 15 lb. sledge.
From: t0llyb0ng [suicide b0nger]
Date: 12-May-2008 18:07
Article says Mr. Back pleaded guilty to "disseminating matter" harmful to juveniles. "How droll."
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 12-May-2008 18:40
 There were some big palmetto bugs in Ft. Lauderdale that used to scare the shit out of me when they hit the window screens at night. I thought someone was trying to break in. ps., I know you where taking trees but when do I ever have the chance to talk about palmetto bugs.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 12-May-2008 18:43
well, palmetto bugs are just HUGE cock-a-roaches. thats pretty rotten.... but what about shitting your pants? how fucking insane is that?
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 12-May-2008 18:55
American cockroaches (Palmetto Bugs) also produce a strong unpleasant odor. This characteristic odor is not only detectable in infested buildings but is also transferred to items that the cockroaches crawl across when foraging. So a pest management professional can often detect an American cockroach infestation before he has actually seen any cockroaches. --http://www.ext.vt.edu/pubs/entomology/444-288/444-288.html kinda like a welshman.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 12-May-2008 18:57
From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 12-May-2008 18:46 ive sniffed mrs. crackers undies. they smell like wd40. ================== I agree they do have any oily smell to them ------------------------------- I hear everyone's undies smell oily if they take this 
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:00
hi phoe. did you see that sandy shit hisself? im just carrying the torch til pontius shows up. then he can torment sandy and they can call each other ladyboy lover and pants shitter for the next 6 months.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:04
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_cockroach  The American cockroach (Periplaneta americana) is a large species of winged cockroach.....In the southern U.S., it is often called a Palmetto Bug or a Waterbug.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:04
From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 12-May-2008 18:59 We are infested with Welsh men? ============== naw just sandy ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yep, that's an infestation, alright. From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 12-May-2008 19:00 hi phoe. did you see that sandy shit hisself? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well, no, I didn't actually SEE it. There is a god.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 12-May-2008 19:06
OK, I've lost track, who's undies are full of palmetto bugs that smell like WD40? I can say with some pride, I've never seen or smelled a palmetto bug. Evening all.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 12-May-2008 19:09
So our troll is now shitting himself and call our attention to it? Sounds like they should hose him off with battery acid and then lock him in a concrete cell that has a drain in the center of the floor so they can just hose him down daily. Being infested with one welsh sheep buggering, pants shitting troll is more than enough.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:16
Cracker, this is from http://www.whatsthatbug.com/cockroaches.html They may just know what they are talking about. Palmetto Bug (11/09/2004) huge bug Hi im not sure if we have a palmetto bug or what but here's a pic just cought it half an hour ago clawing it's way near the entrance door big spooky thing, never seen anything like it Lubo  Hi Lubo, It is definitely a roach, possibly a Palmetto Bug or an American Cockroach. Palmetto Bugs live in the deep south, Florida especially. They can fly and are larger that American Cockroaches.
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:18
I stand corrected: In yesterdays forum, I stated there was no damage reported in last nights earthquake in Japan... Holy fuck, was I ever wrong. The AP hadn't received any news on it at that point, so I posted here "There was no damage". I suppose I'll be punished for falsifying a tragic news report. Will some one beat me with an asparagus spear?
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:21
Phoenix: Last summer, while Nig Mac and I were still living in Florida, we had a big St. Patty's Day party, and I was dared to eat one. I did fine until I tried to swallow it. They have barbs on their legs. The barbs kept getting stuck in my throat. I had to literally throw it up, or choke on it because it's legs got stuck. Drunked dares suck!
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:21
cracker, why dont you go ahead and provide a reference where it states that the palmetto bug and the american cockroach 'Periplaneta americana' are two different species?
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:27
I didn't technically "EAT" it, I had to chuck it up because it wouldn't go down. It was a free bet, to boot. I shoulda been paid for that little dare. Don't forget, I'm a country girl. Raw fish, crayfish, bugs, worms, frozen raw eggs (That was the same nite, btw..) If it squirms, I've been known to win the triple dog dares.
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:28
accordin to your link Rhinoceros Cockroaches are what Floridians call palmetto bugs. those flying ones we call common house cockroaches we also have a german roach that you can't drown with bug spray.
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:32
From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 12-May-2008 16:45 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ So, sandy shit his pants and wants everyone to know!?! Dude, you are a fucking mental case. --------------- I am still laughing about this comment. In fact, I damn near pissed my pants over it.
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:34
Bella: Drunken free bets are the best. It's the notorioty. The "Don't fuck with her" persona gets all the guys panties in a bunch. Most of them are too pussy to do it. They hate being shown up by a cute chick with big tits.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:35
From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 12-May-2008 18:55 kinda like a welshman. ------------------------- Fucking Floritard tosser! If you want to insult me, here's my email. sandywoods1971@hotmail.com But you haven't the balls to. 
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:37
Palmetto bugs WILL come into your home to live under certain circumstances.....they love rotting wood and vegetable matter. So if you have dry rot or keep the cantaloupe rinds around too long, they are moving in. In some places they are also called water bugs.....rather a cutesy name for something that big and crunchy when you step on it barefooted at 2am. However, stepping on a palmetto bug in infinitely preferable to stepping on a garden slug.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 12-May-2008 19:37
Fuck the palmetto bugs. I hate June Bugs. Those fuckers are dangerous. I was out with a buddy riding motorcyles when I got hit in the head by one. It was like a fucking rock hit me. Good thing I was wearing a helmet or I'd have lost an eye or something. Christ, I thought someone had tossed a rock at me. Whack! Them things are dangerous as hell man. Hard too. I don't know if they stink though, I didn't stick around to find out.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:39
From: munchkin [munchkin] Date: 12-May-2008 19:35 From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 12-May-2008 18:55 kinda like a welshman. ------------------------- Fucking Floritard tosser! If you want to insult me, here's my email. sandywoods1971@hotmail.com But you haven't the balls to. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Um, Sandy, why would he use your email when he is perfectly content to insult you in public? Email would be no fun. Then others couldn't share in his joy.
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:40
Bascha, they hate it even more when they are shown up by said cute chick AND she's taking the tires off their truck. They REALLY don't fuck with you after that.......I know this first hand. BTW, if wagering for money, make sure you see their money first....kinda like the tires or the mower......as soon as the bet is completed, take your winnings.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 12-May-2008 19:40
Want something that smells nasty? Drive through a swarm of Mormon Crickets, your car will smell like a tuna boat on a hot summers day, either that or a whorehouse on saturday morning. Those fuckers are huge too, about the color of raw liver and they scared my dog and kids.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:41
shithand/shitpants, i know you want me to be your gay buddy, but i dont swing that way. why the fuck would i email you when i can insult you here for everyone to see?
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:43
"I am still laughing about this comment. In fact, I damn near pissed my pants over it." DS, it's funny until it happens to you. It was only a small accident, lets just say I sharted a little. Probably the beer I had on the weekend was responsible. Could've been worse, I could have threw up instead and made much worse mess.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 12-May-2008 19:43
Just how much of a freak are you when you publicly announce you shit yourself on the internet?
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:44
When I was in COnnecticut with the hunny a couple months ago, we were bombarded with ladybugs. Literally millions of them. They were coming in the bedroom window, I walked out to look out on the side of the house... The WHOLE side of the house was covered with MILLIONS of little red beetles. THAT was fucking strange. Pheonix: Your goofy! Bella: Yer my kinda woman!
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:45
Sandy: Drink a Sparks! They DO make you shart. Trust me, did it last summer walking into a Food Lion. I take pride in my farts... That was a little embarrassing. Thank god I had the sweatshirt to tie around my waist until I got home!
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:48
Could've been worse, I could have threw up instead and made much worse mess. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yeah, cause every one knows that shitting yourself is much more preferable to throwing up. /sarcasm off Pheonix: Your goofy! ~~~~~~~~~~ Thanks, I think. Don't worry I won't point out your typo. 
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:50
yeah, bascha, that was pretty nasty. but not as nasty as fucking sandy SHITTING IN HIS PANTS AND MAKING A SPECIAL ANOUNCEMENT ON THE INTERNET!!
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:53
From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest] Date: 12-May-2008 19:45 I take pride in my farts... That was a little embarrassing. Thank god I had the sweatshirt to tie around my waist until I got home! ------------------ hostess, I have been on my best behavior by tactfully avoiding you and not starting fights. But, I cannot be silent no longer. Jesus, you sure still sound like a trainwreck that keeps on a choo choo a choo-ing before it crashes into the trailer park.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 12-May-2008 19:54
So, who's going to post the requisite piccy of tub girl coating herself in her own shit? Or is it sandy?
From: pontius
Date: 12-May-2008 19:55
Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha *gasps for air* Ahahaha ahahahahahahahah ahahahahah Mister shitty pants! hahahahahahahaha Ahahaha *wipes tears from eyes* ahahahahahahahah ahahahahah I'm dying here!  Sandy in action!
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:56
From: munchkin [munchkin] Date: 12-May-2008 19:52 "Yeah, cause every one knows that shitting yourself is much more preferable to throwing up." ----------- Generally, people only shit their pants from ages 0-3, or ages 80-100. I am just saying....
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:57
You guys will never find a chick like me. I can dance with the best, but still be down to earth like every one else. Bella gets me at least. And yes, STFU, it was nasty. I quit drinking them. Too much acid.
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:59
From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest] Date: 12-May-2008 19:55 Grow up an be human already. Or don't you fart? ------------------------ No, never. But you obviously do. It's good to see you and sandy have something in common and are bonding.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:59
Yawn!  It was only a small accident that resulted in a small stain, but as I'm hygiene conscious, I took a bath and put my pants in the washing machine. I've made more mess cutting my finger and getting blood everywhere.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:59
From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 12-May-2008 19:54 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I wa gonna say sumpin, but I already dished out my one allotted grammer/typo post today. But, I did lol at your post.
From: retardskickass
[bon]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:00
I'm sorry. Farts and poops and sharts are funny. I learned recently that two Taco Time Crisp Bean Burritos swimming in ranch washed down with two Stellas makes for butt-ammo so loud that I cracked myself up in the middle of the night. I was lying there, laughing and farting, and wondering why I didn't have a boyfriend. Hello to everybody BTW!
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:00
Sandy may have made a grave error in judgment by making that rather unsavory personal announcement....at least on this particular forum. Sandy, I used to think STFU was a bit of an asshat for picking on you all the damn time, but now I see he's an astute judge of character and you are the asshat. ****************** DS, if anyone would know about trailer parks and trains, it would be you. You really just cannot help telling on yourself time and time again.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:01
"yea sandy I gotta agree here we REALLY did not need to know that" Well, it's not illegal, unlike posting patients injury pics on Rotten.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:01
LOL @ pontius..... sandy, how do you decide whether youre going to shit in your hand or in your pants? does it depend on your particular mood or do you take turns? why arent you living in a home for the mentally disabled?
From: smokey
[krispy]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:03
no jesus wont forgive you asshole. jesus says that if you hurt or corrupt children it would be better to put a mill stone around your neck and jump into a river.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:03
From: munchkin [munchkin] Date: 12-May-2008 19:59 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I think you are totally missing the point here. You should really keep that sort of thing to yourself. If you have to tell some one, tell your doctor. Or your mom. She may help change your diaper and powder your bottom like the good ole days.
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:03
Rectal: I knew you loved me! By the way, did you hear? I've landed myself in Cape Cod for a while. Had an offer over in CT as a welder, but I went back to waiting tables. I miss the public. The Naval subcontracting thing is slow right now. My company is in lay-off mode for the majority of us all, so I had to look elsewhere. It's nice to be off the water anyway. Looks like August before they call most of us back.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:06
thank you bella. i always liked you. bon, thats funny, about a week ago i woke myself up with farts and i let one go that made a really funny tune. i layed there and giggled for what seemed like several minutes. luckily the wife didnt wake up and ask me what was so funny. see, she doesnt know i fart. true story....
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:06
From: pontius Date: 12-May-2008 19:55 Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha *gasps for air* Ahahaha ahahahahahahahah ahahahahah Mister shitty pants! ------------------------- Fuck off! Don't you have a shemale to screw or something.
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:07
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened] Date: 12-May-2008 20:00 ****************** DS, if anyone would know about trailer parks and trains, it would be you. You really just cannot help telling on yourself time and time again. ------------------ Whatever. At least I don't discuss fucking my "Mister" on here. Pot.Kettle.Black.
From: pontius
Date: 12-May-2008 20:08
Guess where sandy gets his adult diapers from? YAY, eBay! How do you track down sandy? You follow the little shit puddles on the floor, and when they start reeking, you know you're getting close!
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:10
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened] Date: 12-May-2008 20:05 DS doesn't fart anymore because she has had too much anal sex with random strangers in the back of her '88 Monte Carlo.....she's a female goatse. With an asshole like that it makes no noise....only a smelly whooshing noise followed by DS taking a powder to change her Depends. -------------- I don't have anal sex. What's hilarious about your post is that you descibe a white trash chick in an old Monte Carlo, and if memory serves correct, hostess used to have one before it got repo'ed.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:11
"Pot Kettle Black" Yeah, sounds like STFU. He's probably a lard-arse fed on a diet of McDonalds and KFC, who can't reach his bottom to wipe it.
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:11
Hey guys, We've all had a shart or two in life. Cut Sandy a break. For crying out loud, I did it in a store. That was horrific. Again, I only told my story out of compassion and understanding for Sandy. He's a good egg, albeit a smelly one, but good nonetheless. (*I'm teasing about the smelly part, Sandy you know I love ya.)
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:12
From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest] Date: 12-May-2008 20:09 Bella: You're terrible! *I love it!! DS: I also have been good in the respect that I ignore your ignorant, jealous fits. ------------ What's there for me to be jealous about? Seriously? I mean, for real?
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:13
From: munchkin [munchkin] Date: 12-May-2008 20:06 From: pontius Date: 12-May-2008 19:55 Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha *gasps for air* Ahahaha ahahahahahahahah ahahahahah Mister shitty pants! ------------------------- Fuck off! Don't you have a shemale to screw or something. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Aww, don't go away mad. Just go away.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:15
sandy, i am a little overweight at 6 foot, 230#, and i do like my mcdonalds. but i have no trouble wiping my ass and I DONT SHIT IN MY PANTS!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:16
Oh, that's right, I forgot, DS, you prefer cheap hotels because you can't afford a car..... And yes you do have anal sex. I guess you only know it by the common vernacular of "backdoor fucking". Remember, you get an extra $5 for that. What would you call a female goatse? Goatsette? Goatsilla? Nah....I think I'll settle for calling it a DS.......
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:17
GREAT PICS, pontius. are they from sandy's photobucket? bascha sandy is capable of defending hisself. well, not really but, youre kinda being a downer.
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:18
STFU: I used to have a Monte. Sweet car. Big Mac got hit by a school bus last year. The car was totalled unfortunately. I miss that car. It was sweet. Never did any humping in it though. The car was never formally christened. BTW: Spoke with Big Mac today. he's doing well, started his own tile business in NY. Thankfully we're still buddies. When I was travelling I stopped and spent some time in NY with him. He left the tower to his puter in Jax, so he doesn't have a puter right now.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:21
tomorrow sandy will announce that he "accidentally" fucked a sheep (or other animal) "just a little bit" and it was "no big deal"
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:23
ciao, if a single thing you were saying about me was actually true, it might be biting and amusing, but since it is not true...it just isn't. You look at yourself in the mirror with rose-colored glasses and imagine yourself to be more witty and intelligent than you actually are, dear.
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:23
From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...] Date: 12-May-2008 20:11 DS, I think a major part of talking about fucking your mister would have to be having a mister. ------------------------- Indeed, and since our favorite little soiled dove never has seen the same penis twice, she can't really lay claim to any sort of monogamy. Of course, she just calls everyone "mister" so she doesn't have to remember names......
From: pontius
Date: 12-May-2008 20:24
Girls, take your cat-fight to another thread, we have more serious matters to discuss here. Fecal matters, for instance. Like ... incontinentia ... buttocks!
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:25
Now wouldn't it be embarrassing if it were true? Rather than amusing? I find anal sex publicly announced and admitted unamusing. Now to say your inro anal and know people were just teasing? That's funny. makes a person wonder.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:26
pontius, there is plenty of room on this thread for two fights. especially because sandy has crawled away with his tail between his legs and is now just gonna troll.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:28
it is late for me, phoe. but i just cant leave with all these people here. usually the freaks dont come out til about 2 oclock, my time. plus, SANDY SHIT HIS FUCKING PANTS. mwuuaaaahhhahahahahaha
From: pontius
Date: 12-May-2008 20:29
From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 12-May-2008 20:21 tomorrow sandy will announce that he "accidentally" fucked a sheep (or other animal) "just a little bit" and it was "no big deal" -------------------- Hahaha, I wonder if his sheep also suffer from incontinentia buttocks while he fucks them in the ass!
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:30
Has anyone ever wondered WHO tubgirl is? Imagine waking up everyday knowing that person was YOU? Would you be proud of the notorioty? Or ashamed at the fact that 80% of the internet users have seen your face being shit upon by your own asshole? Try to ponder that thought.
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:30
John Wayne Gacy sumbitted this article (in hell) congrats John
From: pontius
Date: 12-May-2008 20:32
 #1 Did you hear, sandy shat his pants! #3 You're kidding?! #2 Oh SHIT, and it's my turn today
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:32
DS, you originally choose to call yourself "dirty slut"....and finding that name just a tad too close to home, have morphed it more than once trying to distance yourself from your unfortunate, and all too true, screen name. You have told on yourself since the beginning. I hardly think trying to scrape together the shreds of your dignity and hold yourself up as better than ANYONE is a bit beyond your meager abilities. Much less a wholesome, all-American country girl. Do quit trying to snipe at your betters and go pay your pimp.....he's looking everywhere for you.
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:33
From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest] Date: 12-May-2008 20:27 Don't you mean inbred from Indiana? -------------- Oh, now, I am inbred? BTW, hostess, I forgot to ask how Mother's Day was for you? Oh wait - I forgot, you had either given up your kids or had them taken away from you, and you spent the day waitressing at IHOP's. Sorry, my bad.
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:36
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened] Date: 12-May-2008 20:32 Much less a wholesome, all-American country girl. ------------- When did I ever try to potray myself as such? Yawn. To be frank, you are boring the fuck out of me.
From: pontius
Date: 12-May-2008 20:40
 STFU, you might be right. That must also be the reason why sandy pixelated his micropenis on that pic, huargh huargh huaaaaargh!
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:51
For the most part, the drama on Rotten has lessened, which I've enjoyed. It seems to be a more enjoyable experience when people aren't slinging shit. Makes for more entertaining reading. The childish shit gets old. No offense Bella. I commiserate with you, but the best bet is not to feed into it. I know it's like shooting fish in a barrel, but don't encourage it. Lets talk about pickles, instead. Bread and butter or dill? I'm a dill kinda chick.
From: pontius
Date: 12-May-2008 20:54
 One wonders where sandy buggered off to... and: Oh wonder, oh wonder, he took all the trolls "with" him, hehehe.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 12-May-2008 21:05
bascha, jayne is not coming to ds' aid. it is a troll that has been "stalking" ds under the pretense of being an admirer whilst posting her personal pics. if you wouldnt stay away so long, youd know this.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 12-May-2008 21:06
I think a "gross" is between a bushel and a peck. I love you a bushel and a peck, a bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck a hug around the neck and a barrel and a heap a barrel and a heap and I'm talking in my sleep about you about you. does anyone remember that diddy from long ago? mamma used to sing that to me to go to sleep.
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 12-May-2008 21:07
Pheonix: I HAVE been out of the loop for a while, I'm just a realist. It's hard to sucker me in to much. Not buying it. Again, no offense to you, I get a kick out of your posts, but I've been around here too long. I know the drill. As for cucmbers, Jax has the coolest little Greek joint with the best Gyros. Tasziki (Sp?) is the best. I could eat that shit on Corn Flakes!
From: jaynedoe
[Jayne Doe]
Date: 12-May-2008 21:10
bascha, jayne is not coming to ds' aid. it is a troll that has been "stalking" ds under the pretense of being an admirer whilst posting her personal pics. +++++ Sheesh! me a troll never. More of a lurker that hides in the shadows of rotten.
From: retardskickass
[bon]
Date: 12-May-2008 21:10
Patsy - Kid musician Dan Zanes does a version of it. It's great. Out of all the kids music I've had to endure the last two and a half years, Dan Zanes' stuff is the best.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 12-May-2008 21:12
From: jaynedoe [Jayne Doe] Date: 12-May-2008 21:07 Jayne is Jayne and will always be Jayne just deal with it. And you petsrbetter/phoenixrising? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Me what, Jayne? If you are asking if I am both, yes. Did you ever get that tooth yanked and get the good drugs instead of orajel? OMG LMAO I just misspelled that oraljel.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 12-May-2008 21:14
From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest] Date: 12-May-2008 21:09 Pheonix: Did you see that guy that ate something like 30 dozen clams? God, I'd explode. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ No, I didn't see it. Was it a contest or is he just retarded?
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 12-May-2008 21:14
 Jayne/DS: Post some appealing pictures at least of the horse faced girl. Why did DS disappear? Hmmm? her alter ego took over, I suppose. Yeah, I'm in cunt mode, what of it? If you don't want it posted, son't give up the ammo.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 12-May-2008 21:15
jayne "speaks" an awful lot like sandy, eh. "she" must be welsh. sandy liked to post peoples personal stuff, too. ds's pics, OG's ebay info.... my money is on sandy.
From: jaynedoe
[Jayne Doe]
Date: 12-May-2008 21:19
Did you ever get that tooth yanked and get the good drugs instead of orajel? OMG LMAO I just misspelled that oraljel. +++++ Yup, all fixed now thanks to a root canal filling. Damn! it sure did hurt.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 12-May-2008 21:25
From: retardskickass [bon] Date: 12-May-2008 21:10 Patsy - Kid musician Dan Zanes does a version of it. It's great. Out of all the kids music I've had to endure the last two and a half years, Dan Zanes' stuff is the best. ---------------- I never heard of Dan Zanes. The song just came into my head when I heard "bushel". Mom used to sing it to me in the 1960s. Along with Doris Day ... When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother, "What will I be? Will I be pretty, will I be rich?" Here's what she said to me... (Chorus): Que sera, sera Whatever will be, will be The future's not ours to see Que sera, sera What will be, will be "When I was just a child in school, I asked my teacher, What should I try? Should I paint pictures? Should I sing songs? This was her wise reply:" (Chorus): Que sera, sera Whatever will be, will be The future's not ours to see Que sera, sera What will be, will be When I grew up and fell in love, I asked my sweetheart, "What lies ahead? Will we have rainbows day after day?" Here's what my sweetheart said... (Chorus): Que sera, sera Whatever will be, will be The future's not ours to see Que sera, sera What will be, will be Now, I have children of my own They ask their mother, "What will I be? Will I be handsome, will I be rich?" I tell them tenderly... (Chorus): Que sera, sera Whatever will be, will be The future's not ours to see Que sera, sera What will be, will be
From: jaynedoe
[Jayne Doe]
Date: 12-May-2008 21:26
jayne "speaks" an awful lot like sandy, eh. "she" must be welsh. sandy liked to post peoples personal stuff, too. ds's pics, OG's ebay info.... my money is on sandy. +++++ Hey, sandy is the creep from england that shit in his hand and posted the pics. Am damn sure the bookmarked pics are still on my old lappie.
From: retardskickass
[bon]
Date: 12-May-2008 21:26
Haha I had to start singing. I also know the entire Sound of Music soundtrack. God. And Rogers and Hammerstein's Cinderella. Shoot me now.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 12-May-2008 21:28
STFU, I am not condoning or pardoning anyones sins, but it is not like those very same pictures have not been posted on this website many times before. I would not do it and hope that anyone I share with would not do it to me, but it happens. If is causing DS any distress she has not said so before.
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 12-May-2008 21:30
Phoenix: Your right. The internet is one big cess pool. I do want to brag about my kid for a minute before bed though. He just turned 14, got a scholorship for kids whos parents never went to college. Ooops, dad went to college, so they revoked it. His guidance counsellor went into cool mode, started digging around, got him accepted into Ohio State University. He starts in June. He'll have his Bachelors by the time he's 17. The only thing I'm worried about is the whole maturity level. Dating, girls, life and growing up in general. Smart kid, and I'm exceptionally proud. I just hope he does ok.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 12-May-2008 21:30
I still sing along to the TV when the Sound of Music is on. But I draw the shades so people think I am murdering someone instead of just singing. I have to keep face you know
From: jaynedoe
[Jayne Doe]
Date: 12-May-2008 21:30
the point is: there are only a couple rules here. One is no posting of peoples personal info. +++++ Whats already on the internet is fair game.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 12-May-2008 21:34
<He'll have his Bachelors by the time he's 17. > Bravo to you. You must be very proud. I give him my warmest wishes and best of luck. I hope he grabs the world by the balls
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 12-May-2008 21:41
Bascha, that is awesome! Mine is graduating high school next month. I am siked about it. Specially since it means he will be moving out and going to college soon. Yay smart kids! I also hope your son does well and mine too. I don't want him coming home. I think he meant other peoples personal info. And I am not a sheeple, damit. I fight very hard every day not to be one of THOSE people.
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 12-May-2008 21:43
Pheonix: The sheeple know who they are. If the hoof fits, wear it. Congrats to you as well. It's a great feeling. Hey, I'm still on messenger, same name. Get in touch. For now I'm off to bed. Nite guys! Mwahhhh
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 12-May-2008 22:03
I hope we are not going to go through another epidemic of DS baiting. It became the centerpiece of the FFA quite a while back and turned into an interminable bore.
From: ladyoftheball [yep my man has just 1 nut]
Date: 12-May-2008 22:49
Gerbil, if you post that bitch one more time I will hunt you down, strap it on and make a video of you doing the very same thing.
From: ladyoftheball [yep my man has just 1 nut]
Date: 12-May-2008 23:00
From: ralph [R] Date: 12-May-2008 01:55 Abyss, You know who is hot? That STFU broad...I would like also to mate with her. There are surely more queer here than steers.
From: ladyoftheball [yep my man has just 1 nut]
Date: 12-May-2008 23:01
Wash, rinse, repeat last post.
From: ladyoftheball [yep my man has just 1 nut]
Date: 12-May-2008 23:16
From: diarrheaomelette [with corn] Date: 12-May-2008 04:49 Reminds me of that joke: Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can. ++++++ No, it's to get the taste of black people outta their mouths Way to ruin a good joke. It is as follows: Why do lions in Africa lick their ass? To get the taste of black people out of their mouths. Damn! I guess I have to do everything around here.
From: ladyoftheball [yep my man has just 1 nut]
Date: 12-May-2008 23:22
Gerbil that bitch has been fuckin for months. I think it is wallered out by now. You ain't careful you're fallin in there. You'll never get out. If you think Karen is gonna save you, you gotta nother think comin mister.
From: abyss
Date: 13-May-2008 00:06
 “"Jesus has forgiven me and in time they can forgive me, too,"” Can they now! Gee that is nice of you. Anything else you would like your victims to do for you? Idiot! “John Wayne Gacy sumbitted this article (in hell) congrats John” If that was for me, I didn’t submit this. I haven’t even tried in over three years. Have submitted over 50 articles to Duder. He never submitted one. Hey all.
From: meeeko
Date: 13-May-2008 00:14
From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 12-May-2008 19:04 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_cockroach The American cockroach (Periplaneta americana) is a large species of winged cockroach.....In the southern U.S., it is often called a Palmetto Bug or a Waterbug. -------------------------------------------------- Ah, so that's what those fuckers are. I've heard 'em referred to as waterbugs, though they seem to be more comfortable around wood. First time I saw one I almost shit my pants (after reading this thread, I guess ya'll call that "pulling a Sandy"). It was my first summer in NC, and I'd left the balcony door open long enough to let one in-- it was the size of a lighter, black, winged... I screamed at it. It fell behind the microwave. I never saw it again... *shudders* My cat used to hunt them on the balcony, then bring them in and torture them for hours.
From: abyss
Date: 13-May-2008 00:39
 Well that was quick, gotta go. P.S. I hate cockroaches with a passion. Later.
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 13-May-2008 03:14
Let's see, pontius said he dated a ladyboy; sandy said he shit himself. Looks like the ball (so to speak) is in pontius's court. That is to say it's pontius turn to embarrass himself again. 
From: pontius
Date: 13-May-2008 03:21
Crapper, you forgot that I have about 6-12 months now during which I can mention 40 times a day that the "shepherd" shat himself.
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 13-May-2008 03:51
Crapper, you forgot that I have about 6-12 months now during which I can mention 40 times a day that the "shepherd" shat himself. As an unbiased observer I think I could get over shitting my pants quicker than a date with a ladyboy. (shiver)
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 13-May-2008 03:56
Not my bid... The landladys. I told her to, but... I guess when you have the kind of money these people do up here, It soesn't matter. It was over $10,000 I guess. She could have had it done for closer to $3,000, I think. The house is being reshingled next... Hmmm???
From: pontius
Date: 13-May-2008 03:58
Crapper, I won't go into that story no more. It's so old, it bores the hell out of my neighbour's dog. So you like to shit yourself as well, from what I read?
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 13-May-2008 03:59
Windows aren't cheap, wherever you buy them. Installing can be pretty costly too. But it's easy work, there really isn't too much to it. We never really work a full day when we do windows. The customers seem to be happier if it takes two or three days. I guess if it takes longer, they feel they're getting a better deal. The last window job I did, three weeks or so ago, ended up costing the people an extra $750. The framing around the kitchen window was infested with carpenter ants. It cost $400 for an 'emergency' visit from the exterminator, and $350 to replace the rotting lumber and wallboard. Sometimes yelling "Surprise" can be costly.
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 13-May-2008 04:04
Theo: The landlady and I were talking last night and (I just turned 33 last Saturday) and she kept telling me the windows were older than I am. It's an old house on Cape Cod... I'm guessing the possibilitiy for "Suprise" is there. I work 9:00 to 3:00 today, so luckily I won't be here when the old gal gets that call.
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 13-May-2008 04:07
So you like to shit yourself as well, from what I read? No, but if a gun was being held to my head and I was told to 1. shit my self or 2. cuddle with a ladyboy I will opt for the shit my self. (not trying to piss you off, just my opine)
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 13-May-2008 04:15
I never like working in 'older' homes. There is Always 'something' that makes my job harder. Your window job sounds like a real pane. But I suppose that depends on your point of view.
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 13-May-2008 04:19
Cracker: I'm going to assume your talking to me. NO. I don't enjoy shitting myself. Those Sparks, a very acid energy drink/beer, commonly sold in Fl., are conducive to wet farts/sharting. Kinda like those chips that made people have anal leakage. It wasn't a "for fun" initiative... I find it hard to believe people would actually do it intentionally. I felt a good one coming on, let 'er rip, and was suprised by the "end" results. Terrible, let me tell ya!
From: pontius
Date: 13-May-2008 04:21
I'd bet $50,000 that you would never even have found out that it wasn't a real girl in the first place, crapper. You have no idea how perfect the "art" of plastic surgery is in these areas; along with a 10 year hormone treatment, sex transformation, hell they even reduce / eliminate the adam's apple, it took a combination of "tricks" to find out (Like checking the angle of the stretched out arm, checking for any fat on the hips, checking the angle of the shoulders, etc). Just by looking, nobody could guess, all the more so as Asian guys often do not have those rather rough traits we male Caucasians have to start with. Why do I even bother to explain that to a tard, again?
From: sensuous
Date: 13-May-2008 04:23
Speaking of windows... The kids were playing kickball outside yesterday and busted my kitchen window. Now that's one more thing to add to my list.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 13-May-2008 04:25
Seriously, though ... I'm wondering how much Agent Orange would remain in the Vietnamese soil after 40 years of annual torrential monsoonal rains. They really get dumped on day after day for several months of the year. How much of our peanuts come from there anyway?
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 13-May-2008 04:28
Michelle always called me Bill. You notice, she's not around anymore. Hey ponti -- you could always go back to the UK whenever the statute of limitations runs out. Odd that they would even exile you for buggery; I always thought it was the national pastime there.
From: sensuous
Date: 13-May-2008 04:29
Morning Bascha babe How are you? It may not be so bad with the window guys. They may be nice to look at. I know some are....
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 13-May-2008 04:33
Geez, baschalove ... if you ever saw the original Stud Gerbil, you would realize that it's a dumb moniker anyway. First off, we're talking about a gerby, right? But the real Gerbil is Don Zimmer, of course, ex Cubs manager and former Red Sox and Yankees coach.  He became the Stud Gerbil when, at the age of 70, he stormed the mound and attacked Red Sox pitcher Pedro Martinez during the 2003 playoffs.
From: sensuous
Date: 13-May-2008 04:35
What's that poster's name... Fartsauce [oopsiepoopsie]. --- I don't remember seeing that one.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 13-May-2008 04:37
From: pontius Date: 13-May-2008 04:21 I'd bet $50,000 that you would never even have found out that it wasn't a real girl in the first place, crapper. _________________________________________ Besides, I am not sure what difference it would make. Personally I would not care. Those "ladyboys", in my book, are women with a built-in dildo, and many of the ones I've seen were absolutely gorgeous. Yummies! No elbow test if they pass the tongue test.
From: pontius
Date: 13-May-2008 04:37
By the way, hello senseless, bascha, crapper, theo, shut-up mascot of daily rotten, hello white border, hello articles. Hello text that says Soylent Communications. Did I forget anyone? Let me check... nope, all there.
From: pontius
Date: 13-May-2008 04:40
Oh, hello GD. Crapper, someone *that* does not date ...? Throw these dictionary in theirs trashcan.
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 13-May-2008 04:44
Well, I'm late for work. Good thing the boss is on vacation. ...But I'd better get my day going anyway. If I push a little today and tomorrow, I can take Thursday, and Friday off. ...But I'm feeling really, really, really fucking lazy.. Fuck! I'd better skedaddle before I convince myself Tuesday is a better day to have off. Y'all have a day now, y'hear?
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 13-May-2008 04:47
Bascha, the angle of the elbow is one of the minor anatomical differences between males and females that is not addressed in transsexual surgery. I should say "not yet"  Good morning to you too, babe!
From: sensuous
Date: 13-May-2008 04:48
Well stud, I am something that's for sure. Now back to my window. The good thing is it was the storm window that got busted. So I have the inside window. I guess I'll get to it when I get to it. Theo have a good day and be careful.
From: stephylou
[Stephy]
Date: 13-May-2008 05:05
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Tran substantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. No thanks, I'm married. 2. Nope, no more booze for me! 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry. 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 7. I'm not interes ted in fighting you. 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool! 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road. 10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
From: pontius
Date: 13-May-2008 05:08
Well I better get back to work, or watch my plants grow. Studs rerererererererererererererererererererererererererererererere rerererererererererererererererererererererererererererererere rerererererererererererererererererererererererererererererere rerererererererererererererererererererererererererererererere rerererererererererererererererererererererererererererererere rerererererererererererererererererererererererererererererere rerererererererererererererererererererererererererererererere rerere-posts of that shitty animation and senselesses blahblah about a broken window just don't do it for me today. Have a pleasant *evening*, ladies and tardlemen.
From: sensuous
Date: 13-May-2008 05:13
re-posts of that shitty animation and senselesses blahblah about a broken window just don't do it for me today. ---- Well of course not Ponti. Would it help if I said I was a lady-boy? Me love you long time. Would you be interested then?
From: sensuous
Date: 13-May-2008 05:21
I need to get my fine ass out of here. You rotten folks have a day with whatever you do.
From: kermie62
[steven]
Date: 13-May-2008 05:22
Hi Yall is this the FFA Anyway hope all my friends, enemies and those not sure are doing OK Been working too hard lately and havent had a chance to catch up
From: stephylou
[Stephy]
Date: 13-May-2008 05:37
Lady-boys..heshe's..tranny's..are like bloody crime scenes..very interesting in a horrid way.. aint that why we're all here?? On the subject..How come when trannies or just gay dudes in general..have sex..like anal sex..and they are so to say in the catchers position (not up to bat) their stuff, junk, penis is not hard? Just wondering..(Jesus christ that was hard for me to get out/type)
From: jaynedoe
[Jayne Doe]
Date: 13-May-2008 05:45
Lady-boys..heshe's..tranny's..are like bloody crime scenes..very interesting in a horrid way.. aint that why we're all here?? +++++ Yup, pontius a crime-scene-investigator he sure gets to the bottom of all those icky crime-scenes.
From: stephylou
[Stephy]
Date: 13-May-2008 06:21
And todays question is... "From the catchers position, can he COMPLETE home?" Know what I mean?? Does the guy getting plugged in the ass enjoy it to the point of getting off himself? It never looks like it on camera.. Is it too early for this shit..
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 13-May-2008 07:54
Yes Stephy. The anal area, p;erineum, and rectum are rich in sensory receptors. That is why many women climax from anal intercourse. Males have an extra "pleasure center", the prostate. Massage of the prostate is one way to promote a male orgasm. Of course, the most important pleasure center is the brain, and chances are that we find pleasure in what we believe to be pleasurable.
From: stephylou
[Stephy]
Date: 13-May-2008 08:10
GD..How did you get so smart?? You like know everything about everything!! Do they ejaculate while being a bottom (participant)..Its just I have never seen on look like..well..aroused lets say while being a bottom.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 13-May-2008 08:21
LOL Stephy, I am not "so smart", hun. My doctorate was in biophysics and I am merely regurgitating some of my course material (also was an RN before being lured back in Academia). Yes climax is possible. I am not really knowledgeable as to the effects of female hormones on a male when it comes to maintaining an erection or reaching a climax. But among gay males, ejaculation by the bottom is far from unusual.
From: fym [fuck your mother]
Date: 13-May-2008 08:32
Most of the evening news programs consist of commercials, and most of the commercials are for products to treat the infirmities of old age. On "The Evening News" last night I watched a commercial for an iron and vitamin tonic from 6:33 to 6:34. From 6:34 to 6:35 appeared a commercial for arthritis remedies. And that was followed by a thirty-second commercial for sleeping pills. At 6:40 appeared three more commercials: One showed an elderly man eating bran cereal; a second showed a hemorrhoid salve; a third showed a salve for aching muscles. A few minutes later another barrage of commercials came on, and two more series of them appeared still later. These ads dealt with such products as laxatives, life and health insurance, and pain relievers for head and stomach.
From: stephylou
[Stephy]
Date: 13-May-2008 08:33
Thanks GD..I've wondered this for sometime now. How will I use this new found knowledge in the future..Not so sure. But if someone should strike up a conversation on this topic..I will now be able to join them.. **in the conversation..not the being a bottom.
From: fym [fuck your mother]
Date: 13-May-2008 08:34
After careful examination of his career trajectory, in addition to current market trend analysis and extensive demographic research, it becomes clear that the strength of Ice Cube's street knowledge rested in that drip-droppy Jheri Curl of his. I realize that some of you may be scoffing at the notion of Cube being some sort of modern-day ghetto fabulous Samson, but to those people I say look at the facts. Cube's Soul-Glo-era is virtually impeccable: Straight Outta Compton with NWA (aka the Voltron of Jheri Curl), Amerikkka's Most Wanted, Kill at Will and Boyz N Da Hood are all steady drippin’ perfection and activated like a mufucka. This fool shaves his head and what do we get: Anaconda, “We Be Clubbin”, and Are We There Yet? You do the math.
From: sp00k
Date: 13-May-2008 08:37
I really don't understand the whole ladyboy thing. I thought male queers weren't attracted to females. Why the hell would they want a male that looks like a female then? You'd think they'd be attracted to big hairy smelly truck driver types. Same thing with lesbians. If they aren't attracted to men, why would the want a bulldyke that tries to act and look like a man? Are they really natural born homo's or just pervs?
From: sp00k
Date: 13-May-2008 08:39
From: fym [fuck your mother] Date: 13-May-2008 08:32 Most of the evening news programs consist of commercials, and most of the commercials are for products to treat the infirmities of old age. ----------- Sandy might want to check out the Depends commercials.
From: helterskelter
Date: 13-May-2008 08:44
I was wondering why no one reacted to sandy's announcement yesterday. I just assumed it was normal. Stephylou, How are you? You wanna make out?
From: tat2dchick
[The Tattooed Lady]
Date: 13-May-2008 09:04
So I heard Sandy shat himself yesterday. Was it really an oopsiepoopsie (that made me giggle) or was it on purpose so he could play in it a la tubgirl? I'll admit to a few close calls, mostly from when I first started taking metformin for poly-cystic ovaries. The worst is being REALLY sick, running to the bathroom and not being able to decide if you need to shit or puke worse. Decisions, decisions...which end to put on the toilet? I've found the best solution to be sitting on the shitter while puking in the trash can. Re: Gerbil's green shit - Froot Loops make me shit a rather alarming shade of green, almost neon. It never lasts more than a day though. Now if you'll all excuse me for a moment, suggestion is a powerful thing and I now need to go take a dump.
From: helterskelter
Date: 13-May-2008 09:19
purple colored candy makes shit green too. Maybe sandy wants everyone talking about his shit. Maybe that was the whole idea. Hmm...
From: barbarossa58
[Phallus Maximus]
Date: 13-May-2008 09:27
"The worst is being REALLY sick, running to the bathroom and not being able to decide if you need to shit or puke worse." +++++++++++ Fortunately, Ah say fortunately, in my rip roaring William Holden youth, the sink was strategically placed so all that was needed was to turn your head to purge both ends.
From: tat2dchick
[The Tattooed Lady]
Date: 13-May-2008 09:49
"Can we please forget about last night's discussions." Yeah. Sure. That'll happen. I mean really, WTF did you think would happen? You pick on Ponti for months about his near mishap with a ladyboy (who can be very convincing, I believe most people will admit) then you announce to the forum that you shat yourself and expect no reprisals? Get real.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 13-May-2008 09:56
"The anal area, p;erineum, and rectum are rich in sensory receptors. That is why many women climax from anal intercourse" Gonna take more than that to convince Mrs Pube. If only the anal area were rich in chocolate producing glands.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 13-May-2008 09:59
shitting ones trou in public is sommit everyone should experience- purely fer humbling quotient berries-my good gerbil-ha ye been suckin dun the blueberries? green meanies right thar
From: sp00k
Date: 13-May-2008 10:07
You people are ruthless. Shit yourself just once and you never hear the end of it.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 13-May-2008 10:12
bon! ye olde dag! how's the bairn? fun to see you listen to dan zanes-we went to school together-his bro warren and i were in the same grade. old del fuego days in beanie-good times. his mum, hope, is a mui talented photog.-in fact the whole fam is overflowing with talent and good taste. buncha corkers
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 13-May-2008 10:12
From: pontius Date: 13-May-2008 04:21 I'd bet $50,000 that you would never even have found out that it wasn't a real girl in the first place, crapper. You have no idea how perfect the "art" of plastic surgery is in these areas; along with a 10 year hormone treatment, sex transformation, hell they even reduce / eliminate the adam's apple, it took a combination of "tricks" to find out (Like checking the angle of the stretched out arm, checking for any fat on the hips, checking the angle of the shoulders, etc). -------------------------------------- Yeah, you've obviously examined ladyboys in great detail, but missed one important bit until last, the cock. http://forums.dailyrotten.com/267/00027186/_index.html#608844 From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius] Date: 7-Nov-2007 13:30 I know when I fuck a ladyboy. It doesn't squirt all over me. -------------------------------------- Bwaaahahaha!
From: sp00k
Date: 13-May-2008 10:14
Accidentally sleep with a ladyboy just once and you never hear the end of it.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 13-May-2008 10:19
i puked over the side of a fishing boat with a dozen people cheering me on- that was fun. "chum sister! chum!" cowering on the deck on me old man's feet while he fished my pole and his fer salmon. 5 hours o straight puking and excreting in the company of strangers-i felt like i was back in mexico. word to the wise; dinna go party boating when yer 8 months preg-no matter how sea worthy ye've been in the past-
From: sp00k
Date: 13-May-2008 10:23
Food poisoning stories? The worst I've ever had was in Mexico (before I learned to eat what the natives eat, not the Holiday Inn food). 12 hours of being drenched in sweat, shivering cold, doubled over with stomach cramps,sitting on the shitter and puking into the tub at the same time. Good times.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 13-May-2008 10:25
that's fut i'm talkin afut spooky-and montezuma ha nothin to do with it 
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 13-May-2008 10:27
From: sp00k Date: 13-May-2008 10:14 Accidentally sleep with a ladyboy just once and you never hear the end of it. -------------------------- Me thinks Pontius has been with more than one ladyboy, and has studied them in great detail.
From: sp00k
Date: 13-May-2008 10:39
Anyone ever seen an Emergency room at a Mexican Hospital? My friends took me to one during the previously mentioned incident. The place was scary. The exam room looked like a torture chamber. Nothing but a bed? covered with that paper stuff. Except the paper hadn't been changed in weeks. Torn, spattered with blood and who knows what else, blood spattered on the walls, nasty, dirty floor, an old 5 gallon pain bucket (garbage can) buzzing with flies filled with gore covered old bandages. I left before the Dr, came. Figured I'd rather die in my own hotel room than that hell hole.
From: crnkybitch
[cranky bitch]
Date: 13-May-2008 10:48
Me thinks Pontius has been with more than one ladyboy, and has studied them in great detail. +++++++++++ And you seem to study shit, dicks, gays, and pedophiles in great detail. Aside from the youtube and ebay links, that is all you ever post about. You are obsessed with 2 posters on here, both guys (Pontius and STFU). How do you insult them and any other guy? By talking about their dicks or their sex life. Bit unusual. Not only that but you troll constantly. You aren't funny, witty, or entertaining. You are retarded.
From: stephylou
[Stephy]
Date: 13-May-2008 10:52
Not only that but you troll constantly. You aren't funny, witty, or entertaining. You are retarded. ...Ouch!! We got some heat here!!!
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 13-May-2008 10:57
The difference between Sandy/Andrew/Munchkin/etc and ponti is that Sandy is an admitted boy-buggering homo with a nasty streak, while ponti hasn't admitted it yet.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 13-May-2008 11:14
"Sandy is an admitted boy-buggering homo with a nasty streak" WTF? You have gotten me mixed up with another Rottener, STFU or Mr Grey maybe. I challenge you to find some evidence to support your above claim.
From: conspiracy
[Theory]
Date: 13-May-2008 11:17
Liquorice &/or nyquil can turn crap green I never crapped myself , except maybe as an infant , and thats just hearsay. I'm hooked on pickled garlic , I get kissed on the cheek a lot now a days But Staying on the subject. These kind of people are never caught the first time they did this , and they will re offend again when they get out , and they will get out early so they can make room for an evil pot smoker in the over crowded jails/prisons .
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 13-May-2008 11:19
"You are obsessed with 2 posters on here, both guys (Pontius and STFU). How do you insult them and any other guy? By talking about their dicks or their sex life. Bit unusual." Jesus fucking Christ! I have NEVER talked about their dicks, but fucking ladyboys is rather unusual. BTW, STFU is a Floritard prick. I'd like to smash his skull in with an hammer.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 13-May-2008 11:24
"And you seem to study shit, dicks, gays, and pedophiles in great detail. Aside from the youtube and ebay links, that is all you ever post about." I don't study shit, dicks, gays, and pedophiles in great detail, but I am quite fascinated by lesbians. You forgot that I post links to b0g, drewpickles, efukt, and many more sites.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 13-May-2008 11:30
The eBay boards are much more intelligent than this place. At least you can have a decent conversation and not be subjected to profanity and obscene images.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 13-May-2008 11:41
From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 12-May-2008 21:15 jayne "speaks" an awful lot like sandy, eh. "she" must be welsh. sandy liked to post peoples personal stuff, too. ds's pics, OG's ebay info.... my money is on sandy. ----------------------- LOL! I am Jayne Doh! http://forums.dailyrotten.com/profiles/705/14663/
From: batty
Date: 13-May-2008 11:51
YOU're all deSPICable, for being MEAN, to sANDY lolz, YOU need to TAKE, a good, HARD lOOk at, YOURselves beFORE, you JUdGe otHERS, 
From: tat2dchick
[The Tattooed Lady]
Date: 13-May-2008 11:58
"You forgot that I post links to b0g, drewpickles, efukt, and many more sites." Yep, you post a bunch of shit that most of us either A) don't give a fuck about, or B) could find ourselves quite easily without your help. Did you ever get the feeling that nobody likes you? You should.
From: batty
Date: 13-May-2008 12:04
I'll, have YOU, kNOW lolz. BATty, is a VERY wise, intelliGENT BAT, YOU should alWAYs, lisTEN to BATty'S, adVICE,
From: nomercy4u [ROD]
Date: 13-May-2008 13:34
she must be welsh no she is dutch thats why she keeps sticking her fingers in dikes
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-May-2008 13:56
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 13-May-2008 07:54 The anal area, perineum, and rectum are rich in sensory receptors. That is why many women climax from anal intercourse. Males have an extra "pleasure center", the prostate. Massage of the prostate is one way to promote a male orgasm. Of course, the most important pleasure center is the brain, and chances are that we find pleasure in what we believe to be pleasurable. ------------------------------ Erogenous zones I love you............ Without you, what would a poor boy do? -PG
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-May-2008 14:02
And nice to see Bon-Bon back...where have you been hiding yourself? (Snatchy and I were talking about dragging you forth from your self-imposed exile a few days ago)
From: chinnuts
[Got Three For Ya]
Date: 13-May-2008 14:24
rom: munchkin [munchkin] Date: 13-May-2008 11:26 I can blow margins when I'm angry, would you like to see an example? -------------------------------- Are you asking the objects of your obsession to whip it out? Call the Wahmbulance for sandy so they can give it a dose of whogivesafuck.
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 13-May-2008 14:34
Crap, poop, shit, turd, ass kabobs, black banana, blind eels, boulder, chocolate channel chewie, colon cannonballs, corn eyed butt snake, corn massacre, crapsters, creamy butt nuggets, the fourth teletubby, frightened turtle, hardened fudge nuggets, hell's candy, keester cakes, Mississippi mud pie, monglin cluster, mudfat balls, product of Uranus, sea pickle, sewer serpents, shitsicles, space slug, tangy butt nuts, taint chocolate pudding, tom cruise missiles, toxic turdeys, turd tunnel tasty, yellow submarine, ass snot, cook some beans, clean one's colon, drop a chalupa, drop some friends off at the lake, empty the manure spreader, blow mud, booty hole burnout, butt dribblets, butt drool, chocolate explosion, human expresso, Montezuma's revenge, screaming mimis, supersonic sewer sauce, toilet bowl stew, cattle cookies, doggy sausage... That 'should' just about cover it.
From: sensuous
Date: 13-May-2008 14:35
Too lazy to read through... What did I miss? ---- I read through it, but I can't remember anything that was worth remembering. So I guess you didn't miss much.
From: chinnuts
[Got Three For Ya]
Date: 13-May-2008 14:40
OK, I sort of feel bad for sandy/munchkin. I'll do you a favor an pass on a technique a former girlfriend explained to me. She loved anal sex, but wasn't fond of the occasional mess. So, she instructed me to flick her forcefully on the back of the neck right before I pulled out. This would cause her sphincter muscles to tighten and thus her "O" ring would contract and squeegee off the corn and peanuts. Viola! No shit on the sheets. Hope this helps.
From: jesussavez [Just hanging around]
Date: 13-May-2008 14:42
Chinnuts, She better be careful, she might end up with the ol' pink sock 
From: sensuous
Date: 13-May-2008 14:43
shit a cold purple Twinkie verb 1. to react with extreme or irrational distress or composure; FREAK OUT, HAVE A FIT. That's a new one for me. Never heard it.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 13-May-2008 14:49
1. Petro Poop: A not-to-hard not-to-soft engorging poop, definitely the most enjoyable. 2. Hot Stick: A very hot feeling poop, these can suddenly pop up when in swimming pools, the poop greatly resembles The Reah, but not in its entirety. 3. The Reah: Some viruses feature this as a symptom, the poo is mushy, you have to go about 5 times a day, and you have to wipe about 17.3 times every time you go. No doubtidly the most dreadful type of poop. 4. Cheese Nickels: This genre of poop is when you squeeze really hard and all that came out was a little yellow, skinny, creamy looking terd. Cheese Nickels usually replaces The Reah once you take a anti-reah pill. 5. Nickel of Death: Also known as constipation.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 13-May-2008 14:50
Im fine, tossle. for those that may have missed it: From: munchkin [munchkin] Date: 12-May-2008 15:14 An accident has occurred and resulted in a slight spill. So I've just had to take a bath and put my Reebok bottoms (pants) in the washing machine to wash. There was no warning and I didn't feel ill or have a bad stomach. Maybe it was something I ate?
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 13-May-2008 14:53
ahhh-ye said "willing" atm-hahahhahaha
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 13-May-2008 14:55
dinna ask tatty (ass to mouth)
From: tat2dchick
[The Tattooed Lady]
Date: 13-May-2008 14:59
Thanks Snatch...and yer right, wish I hadn't asked. Gag. I don't do anal sex anyway; that much pain isn't a good thing in my book. A little spanky now and then can be tons o' fun, but ass-reaming is it's own level of hell (yes, I have tried it a couple times...just to make sure I really hated it).
From: chinnuts
[Got Three For Ya]
Date: 13-May-2008 14:59
From: munchkin [munchkin] Date: 12-May-2008 15:14 An accident has occurred and resulted in a slight spill. So I've just had to take a bath and put my Reebok bottoms (pants) in the washing machine to wash. There was no warning and I didn't feel ill or have a bad stomach. Maybe it was something I ate? -------------------- A sheep jism binge?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-May-2008 15:03
 Heave a Havana. Of course.....somtimes a cigar is just a cigar. 
From: gargoyle1
Date: 13-May-2008 15:03
I guess we won't get updates since it's only been 2 days since the last one and now we'll have to hear even more about Sandy shitting himself for yet another day.
From: chinnuts
[Got Three For Ya]
Date: 13-May-2008 15:04
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch] Date: 13-May-2008 14:52 atm is gross chinny- -------- To have grossed you out snatchy only means that I, and I alone, have reached the Rotten Pinnacle. Just don't expect a kiss afterward. But, a sandwich would be nice.
From: pontius
Date: 13-May-2008 15:05
sandy's a superior self-soiling sheep shagger. Hello CN, T2, STFU and the rest. Did I mention that I love to start working at 4am cause my first client meeting is at 7am ? Oh yes, I do.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 13-May-2008 15:07
this is another *anti anal* angle; if ye've established that the dick goes in the mouth, it's only a short walk after ye get bunged, to a dookie dick in the gob. aint gonna happen
From: tat2dchick
[The Tattooed Lady]
Date: 13-May-2008 15:07
Ahh, Cain...figures you would know. Gotta tell you, the other day when you identified that porn guy by seeing only a close-up cock pic, that was simply amazing. And it told me something about you: you are in desperate need of a hobby OTHER than porn. LOL
From: gargoyle1
Date: 13-May-2008 15:08
Sorry Theo, I haven't shit my pants in at least a decade, and I don't barf often either. Usually I do that in the bathroom anyhow, not my pants or anywhere else and then I don't discuss it on a forum such as this. I guess I lead a dull life in that respect.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 13-May-2008 15:10
From: chinnuts [Got Three For Ya] Date: 13-May-2008 15:04 From: snatchvondrippy [snatch] Date: 13-May-2008 14:52 atm is gross chinny- -------- To have grossed you out snatchy only means that I, and I alone, have reached the Rotten Pinnacle. Just don't expect a kiss afterward. But, a sandwich would be nice. -- the one thing ye could count on is a deep kiss after= no need fer a sammy unless it twere a cleveland steamer on whole wheat
From: gargoyle1
Date: 13-May-2008 15:10
I don't know Ponty, that's not me. I wouldn't own Brand name pants of that type anyhow. Only a prancing pants shitting sheep shagging leek eater would.
From: tat2dchick
[The Tattooed Lady]
Date: 13-May-2008 15:11
People who are into scat play really make me wonder...what kind of freakish, fucked up childhood did you have to make you think that shit was a good and normal part of sex play? Or a delicious snack? WTF?
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 13-May-2008 15:12
From: tat2dchick [The Tattooed Lady] Date: 13-May-2008 15:07 "Ahh, Cain...figures you would know." Gotta tell you, the other day when you identified that porn guy by seeing only a close-up cock pic, that was simply amazing. And it told me something about you: you are in desperate need of a hobby OTHER than porn. LOL Hey I have other hobbies I work out 4 days a week, I watch Pr0n only 3 times a day
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 13-May-2008 15:12
i jes saw some 80's gargoyle porn-lots o roaring
From: tat2dchick
[The Tattooed Lady]
Date: 13-May-2008 15:16
"Hey I have other hobbies I work out 4 days a week, I watch Pr0n only 3 times a day" Great, but when each time you watch porn the session lasts for four...well son, that's just obsession! I mean really, 12 hours of porn on a daily basis...doesn't your dick get chapped from all that fapping?
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 13-May-2008 15:16
"haven't shit my pants in at least a decade, and I don't barf often either. Usually I do that in the bathroom anyhow, not my pants or anywhere else and then I don't discuss it on a forum such as this." *I don't discuss it on a forum such as this* Until now...
From: chinnuts
[Got Three For Ya]
Date: 13-May-2008 15:16
From: tat2dchick [The Tattooed Lady] Date: 13-May-2008 15:11 People who are into scat play really make me wonder...what kind of freakish, fucked up childhood did you have to make you think that shit was a good and normal part of sex play? Or a delicious snack? WTF? ---------- Call me juvenille but poop and fart jokes are always hilarious. Tell me Tats, have you not at least chuckled at the walking poop joke known as sandy/munchkin. C'mon, fess up girl!
From: gargoyle1
Date: 13-May-2008 15:19
That was just an example Theo, not a statement such as yesterdays faux pax from our resident sheep shagger
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 13-May-2008 15:21
From: tat2dchick [The Tattooed Lady] Date: 13-May-2008 15:16 Great, but when each time you watch porn the session lasts for four...well son, that's just obsession! I mean really, 12 hours of porn on a daily basis...doesn't your dick get chapped from all that fapping? I know, I need Help.
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 13-May-2008 15:24
From: tat2dchick [The Tattooed Lady] Date: 13-May-2008 15:20 "Sounds like Cain and Bungmunch(?) have lots to discuss re: load volume?" I've been told by many Women that My Load is the biggest they've ever seen. !
From: gargoyle1
Date: 13-May-2008 15:25
Guy goes to his local ER scared outta his wits. Doctor asks what the problem is. He says doc, my dicks turned orange. Doctor takes a look and sure enough, it's orange. Doc asks, well, what have you been doing? Guy says well, I've been watching Porn and eating Cheetos.
From: sensuous
Date: 13-May-2008 15:26
I've been told by many Women that My Load is the biggest they've ever seen. ! ---- Prove it.
From: poontius
Date: 13-May-2008 15:27
Gargoyle, can I give you a reach around and play with your sporan? Never done it with a ginger Gaelic ladyboy before.
From: pontius
Date: 13-May-2008 15:27
From: cainmarko666 [cain marko] Date: 13-May-2008 15:24 [...] I've been told by many Women that My Load is the biggest they've ever seen. ! ------ You can fill *more* than 1 bucket in 1 time?
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 13-May-2008 15:27
If I were to stop having Sexual Eruptions (i.e Sex Masturbation or any Whacking of My Penis) for say 1 Whole Week, Shyet I could fill up a Pantene Pro. V bottle to the top.!
From: gargoyle1
Date: 13-May-2008 15:31
This kid is out back in the alley jerking off when an old man comes by and catches him. The old guy says "Son, you should save that for when you're older" About 10 years later the kid now grown up sees the old geezer and stops him. " You remember you caught me jerking off in the alley and told me to save it?" The old man says yes. The kid says to him, well, I've been saving it all these years and I got a 50 gallon barrel of it, what the hell do I do with it?
From: chinnuts
[Got Three For Ya]
Date: 13-May-2008 15:35
From: tat2dchick [The Tattooed Lady] Date: 13-May-2008 15:18 Chinny - I laughed like a banshee! Fart/poop jokes can be hilarious! However, that doesn't mean I want to play in shit or eat shit. --------------------- Tats, I met a lot of people in the edge kink community, but I've never met a scat player. How anyone could get by the smell alone is beyond me. Maybe it's a texture thing. There is a group on alt.com somewhere. "De gustibus non disputandum est"
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 13-May-2008 15:38
"Did cain cum in his pants though?" If I read cain right, there damn few places he hasn't cum. I'm pretty fucking grateful there's an international border between us.
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 13-May-2008 15:40
From: gargoyle1 Date: 13-May-2008 15:34 "Did cain cum in his pants though?" Once in a Strip Joint getting a Lap Dance wearing only Sweat Pants, and w0w she was so Beautiful and Grinding My Meat Like a butcher I got like six songs from Her and I must admit I Came in My Pants True Story. !
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 13-May-2008 15:49
Hi everyone! Hope everyone is well. I'm watching the ABC Evening News Charles Gibbson and he said that America is stocking up 2 planes to send to China. Blankets, etc. How ironic would it be when all the boxes loaded on the plane are stamped "MADE IN CHINA"? Food for thought..
From: pontius
Date: 13-May-2008 15:51
Cain, I thought I saw an ad like that in Singapore, so I searched for it on .sg domains. But at the end I guess I might just have gotten lucky.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 13-May-2008 15:54
What would really be ironic patsy is if the products that we send them are contaminated with lead, antifreeze, etc and some chinks died, from their own shitty products. Now that'd make me laugh even more. I do have to ask, why we send help all over the world for disasters and yet, Katrina victims are still fucked 3 years later? Who sent us help? Fuck the burmese and chinese and anyone else who hates us yet are first in line when they have a disaster.
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 13-May-2008 15:57
Pantene had an ad campaign where they claimed you would love their product. They said they could 'prove it' by giving you a complete refund if you tried their product and didn't love it. It never really made sense to me. How is offering to buy their product back proof of it's worth?
From: pontius
Date: 13-May-2008 16:00
From: gargoyle1 Date: 13-May-2008 15:54 [...] I do have to ask, why we send help all over the world for disasters and yet, Katrina victims are still fucked 3 years later? Who sent us help? Fuck the burmese and chinese and anyone else who hates us yet are first in line when they have a disaster. --------------- Goyle, that's called schoolyard mentality. Make sure to make as many friends as you can before you attack somebody else. And who is easier to force into "friendship" than those in need?
From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 13-May-2008 16:11
 Batty! (picture is Nicole Kidman's mom)
From: sensuous
Date: 13-May-2008 16:12
So How can I prove it. ? --- Really there is no way to prove it. I'll just take your word for it. Thanks though.
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 13-May-2008 16:14
"I do have to ask, why we send help all over the world for disasters and yet, Katrina victims are still fucked 3 years later? Who sent us help? Fuck the burmese and chinese and anyone else who hates us yet are first in line when they have a disaster." I know a katrina victim who's still sucking it up. He says he feels kinda bad about it, but it's hard to pass up getting everything for free. He also added, the aid should have stopped a long time ago but, "the government doesn't want to deal with a million screaming n1ggers."
From: pontius
Date: 13-May-2008 16:17
sandy once mentioned that he's been single for a decade or so, not counting the occasional sheep dates of course. No wonder, mister shitty pants, but there is always hope! I found the perfect girlfriend for munchpants:  And don't get too happy now, shit-stained sheep shagger, you might end up soiling yourself... again.
From: sp00k
Date: 13-May-2008 16:23
From: pontius Date: 13-May-2008 16:00 Goyle, that's called schoolyard mentality. Make sure to make as many friends as you can before you attack somebody else. And who is easier to force into "friendship" than those in need? ========== I read the US was considering dropping food in Burma without the governments permission. Would it be an act of war to 'attack' another country with food shipments?
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 13-May-2008 16:28
The offer to buy it back is an offer to take the risk for you so that if you're not happy with the product you haven't wasted any money. Much like when your dude puffs you out to show the smoke is really worth that much.
From: pontius
Date: 13-May-2008 16:33
Sp00k, you answered your own question. By dropping food without an OK of that country's government (however fucked up that govt may be in this case) is an act of provocation. I bet all I have that the lovely, warmhearted and oh so peaceful US is not dropping food and medical aid for humanitarian reasons. It's all politics, get real.
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 13-May-2008 16:38
Fucking dude's smoke had better be good. I do 'disgruntled' very well. But yeah, I hear you... Though, IMO, the proof is no proof, it's a money back guaranty. Marketing is a devils trade.
From: sp00k
Date: 13-May-2008 16:39
Its an act of provocation to murder half your population for no reason but paranoia.
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 13-May-2008 16:40
Here's an article I submitted about the food situation in Myanmar. I titled it "How Could You Not Trust A Junta?" http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080513/ap_on_re_as/myanmar
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 13-May-2008 16:42
Yes, ponti, when starving, oppressed, disaster-stricken people receive food and medical aid from the US, their first thoughts are, "I shall not enjoy this, since it was given for political purposes only, and not for altruistic reasons." You fucking idiot. The US has given more to the other nations of the world than all of the other nations combined. They all hate us and envy us, but still we give every time, and far more than anyone else ever does. Politics! You are a ninny.
From: pontius
Date: 13-May-2008 16:46
You guys read whatever you want into my lines. I never defended the Junta, I actually said they are fucked up. Anyway, discussing politics with Americans is as constructive as building a sandcastle during a storm. I'm off to my meeting, have a nice ... whatever.
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 13-May-2008 16:48
There are currently over 40 ongoing 'wars' in the world. From: http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/world/war/index.html The United Nations defines "major wars" as military conflicts inflicting 1,000 battlefield deaths per year. In 1965, there were 10 major wars under way. The new millennium began with much of the world consumed in armed conflict or cultivating an uncertain peace. As of mid-2005, there were eight Major Wars under way [down from 15 at the end of 2003], with as many as two dozen "lesser" conflicts ongoing with varying degrees of intensity. Most of these are civil or "intrastate" wars, fueled as much by racial, ethnic, or religious animosities as by ideological fervor. Most victims are civilians, a feature that distinguishes modern conflicts. During World War I, civilians made up fewer than 5 percent of all casualties. Today, 75 percent or more of those killed or wounded in wars are non-combatants.
From: sp00k
Date: 13-May-2008 16:56
The US sent aid to Iran after their earthquake, actually sent Marines to Indonesia and Thailand afer the tsunami., as far as I know, we havent invaded yet.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 13-May-2008 16:56
OK theo, define "non-combatant". Is that a guy who straps explosives to his chest and walks into a crowded market? He isn't in any recognized military unit, is he? He must be a non-combatant. How about three guys on a hill firing RPGs at a convoy? Yup -- non-combatants.
From: sp00k
Date: 13-May-2008 16:57
Besides, millions of dollars are private donations, nothing to do with politics.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 13-May-2008 16:57
Katrina victims my ASS! I may have a different take on this since I live in Houston but I've been listening to these whiney bastards for over 3 years now. We gave them free food/shelter/walmart cards and god only knows what else. Don't get me wrong, I have genuine sympathy for those people who were HONESTLY displaced by the storm and I'm more than happy that our GOV. gave them assistance in temporary housing, resources for finding new jobs etc... etc... but here it is 3 YEARS later and you have have people whining about how the mean 'ol govment gonna take away their (free meal ticket) 3 years after all this happened. I'm sorry, but if you can't get back on your feet in 3 YEARS you are either: 1) A free-loading lazy MF 2) Retarded (in which case you need different forms of help) 3) A stupid greedy bastard with some serious entitlement issues.
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 13-May-2008 16:58
I find myself not really giving a fuck about any of these 'tragedies'. I am, at best, an 'average joe'. I have not the energy or the will to do more than spare a fleeting moment of compassion. What else is there to do? There is nothing beyond a 'family group' that I don't consider corrupt. And that's not to say that all family groups are innocent. When the world is going to hell in a hand basket, my thoughts and other energies are spent doing what I can for those I love. Beyond that...Fuck it, it ain't my problem. Yet.
From: sp00k
Date: 13-May-2008 16:58
From: studgerbil [Stud] Date: 13-May-2008 16:56 OK theo, define "non-combatant". Is that a guy who straps explosives to his chest and walks into a crowded market? He isn't in any recognized military unit, is he? He must be a non-combatant. How about three guys on a hill firing RPGs at a convoy? Yup -- non-combatants. ----- No, they are 'civilians', most likely orphans and women.
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 13-May-2008 16:59
>>You guys read whatever you want into my lines. I never defended the Junta, I actually said they are fucked up.<< If I never implied you defended the Junta, I just thought was a rotten and interesting article.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 13-May-2008 17:00
It is futile to argue with non-Americans about our great nation. Here's a clue: open all the borders of the world for one month and see where everyone goes. Of course, it won't happen. Those borders are to keep people IN the many awful nations of the world, not to keep people out. Do you realize how much Russia still owes us for WWII aid? With interest, it would pay off our foreign debt, with enough to spare to buy Saudi Arabia and open up a Sinclair station. Free inflatable dinosaurs for everyone!
From: sp00k
Date: 13-May-2008 17:01
Gotta love the Katrina 'victims' who sold their donated home for $100,000 Remember that one?
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 13-May-2008 17:05
Or the Katrina victim who showed her aid card (whatever) on tv, and didn't cover up the number. There was like $40,000 worth of shit on it in 5 minutes.Nice
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 13-May-2008 17:07
Hey Now! They aren't my statistics spOOk. If you want to argue about them, write the UN or whoever-the-fuck came up with them. Humanitarian Aid? Fuck 'em all. Fuck' 'em all in the ass with a shit dipped splinted stick for all care. While he's a little low in his hourly estimations, stfu has the right idea. I simply detest the uneven distribution of the worlds wealth. Let them Eat The Rich.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 13-May-2008 17:10
why do you hate the distribution of wealth? some people are wealthy, some are not. thats how it works. the alternative is communism. i hear china is nice this time of year, maybe they would like to have you. i doubt it, you whine too much.
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 13-May-2008 17:16
Please... Communism? Like there are no rich commies... What are ya...stupid? The idea of communism is not how it is played out. It's the same thing with capitalism. The 'trickle down' just doesn't happen. The middle class is disappearing. I have no illusions about the situation changing stfu, but that doesn't mean I have to like it. Kinda like your posts.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 13-May-2008 17:17
Date: 13-May-2008 16:58 From: studgerbil [Stud] Date: 13-May-2008 16:56 OK theo, define "non-combatant". Is that a guy who straps explosives to his chest and walks into a crowded market? He isn't in any recognized military unit, is he? He must be a non-combatant. ---- Okay, I'll play devil's advocate here. Ever seen the movie "Red Dawn", yes I know not likely to happen BUT here is the hypothetical here. If China invaded the U.S., they're marching down your street looting houses etc. You have a couple rifles and a handgun. Would you feel "obligated" to dawn a U.S. military uniform to protect your house and home? Needless to say that you don't even have one handy. Would you feel that by taking up arms against an invading force without wearing a recognized uniform make you an "Unlawful combatant"? Do you think that would give China (or any other country) the right to detain, torture, and hold you arbitrarily without appeal to international convention. Would China be above the Geneva Conventions?
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 13-May-2008 17:20
The idea of communism is not how it is played out. ====================== Im sure it would "play out" perfectly if you were the head of the politburo, wouldnt it, theo. let me ask you a question. do you let your dealer know that its not fair that he makes a profit on your "habit"?
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 13-May-2008 17:31
I am not a politician and there is nothing wrong with profit stfu... You seem to enjoy putting words into my mouth. A sports star who earns more than a pediatrician is rude. People amassing billions in personal fortunes is rude. It is theft. Not profit. Do I have any ideas for a better system? No. Does it mean I have to like this one? No. Or any other? No. I've everything I need, but I'm not thinking of me here, I'm thinking of those with less than me, and those with more than me. You see no problems with the worlds financial situation? This oil based economy? Rampant consumerism? It's a good time to be alive I suppose.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 13-May-2008 17:32
Oh and BTW you can "redistribute" the wealth all you want, it's only going to end back up where it was sooner or later. Wealthy people are wealthy because they understand how to create wealth. There are many reasons why people are poor, which is why there is so much poverty. Communism looks wonderful on paper, but all it really boils down to (in practice at least) is a decreased ability for social advancement and , assuming it follows its natural course, a decrease in individual liberties.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 13-May-2008 17:33
From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 13-May-2008 17:10 why do you hate the distribution of wealth? some people are wealthy, some are not. thats how it works. the alternative is communism. ------------------------- A good civil war is what this country needs, and the slaughter of all the money-grabbers. They can start off with the slaughter of all the professional football players, who 'earn' the obscene amounts of close to Ł25,000 per week. And the wealthiest benefit claimants, AKA the Royal family should all be beheaded.
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 13-May-2008 17:40
stfu, just wait until 666 comes round this way. True Communism is technically possible, much like world peace, sound money, honest politicians, clean air, 12 inch Japanese penises, etc. However, creating a classless society would involve the equitable distribution of wealth. Since most people don't want to give up their wealth and property, it must be taken by force. Also, since everyone has an equal share of the state's resources, an enormous amount of cooperation must be had between every last member of society if you wanted to get even the most simple tasks done. And who is going to oversee all of this? The people? They're too busy farming goats and smelting steel to worry about managing political affairs. Most people don't have the education, intelligence, or initiative to give a fuck about what happens inside virtually any government body...local or state. So you need dedicated political figures to oversee all this, who will have to have some measure of power and authority in order to enforc- oh shit, we just created a separate political class here which has more power than the common man. Fuck. Soviet Russia was not Communist. They *looked* Communist, and certainly called themselves that, but the way their political and economic class system was set up was purely authoritarian/oligarchical and Socialist in nature and had little to do with Marx's vision of a truly equal society. Even 'Communist' China is more of an authoritarian Capitalist state than Communist. All that shit about 'People's Whatever' is just lip service. Now lets get to freeing the the living shit out of the Burmese people.
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 13-May-2008 17:48
From: munchkin [munchkin] Date: 13-May-2008 17:37 "This guy I'd like to see burn in hell!"  Fuck! the problems and expense he has cost me with his shit operating systems. 
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 13-May-2008 17:48
theo, putting words in your mouth and reading between the lines are two different things. youve always had a hard on for anyone who made a real good living. youre just pissed because you have to get up every day and get your hands dirty fixing up other peoples houses which are nicer than yours. and you never got to take that vacation to Aruba that you always wanted. and your pissed because your father never sent you to college (mine didnt, either) and you wasted your youth getting high and taking whatever jobs came to you. i never, EVER met a person in construction that did it because they wanted to do it. its the only job they could get and some were good enough that they actually stuck with it long enough to make good scratch. id wager that if Bill Gates called you and offered you a college scholorship and all of your living expenses and a job makin USD$2 million when you got your BA, you would do it in a minute. you think i dont know you?
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 13-May-2008 17:54
Humanity in general has not evolved enough socially/politically to support and sustain a "true" communist style government. Marx & Co. were idealists. History speaks for itself. Those who have nothing want something. Those who have something want everything, and those who have everything want MORE. This is the current state of all man's endeavors.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 13-May-2008 17:59
n fact, i expect you to say that the opposite is true. youd rather live a spartan and austere lifesyle because you wouldnt want to ever be like those snobby rich folks.
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 13-May-2008 18:04
>>youd rather live a spartan and austere lifesyle because you wouldnt want to ever be like those snobby rich folks. << That's the philosophy that kept me away from college. I'm going to get my son on job site when he's 14 just to work that nonsense out of him.
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 13-May-2008 18:10
You don't know me as well you seem to think you do stfu. My youth wasn't wasted even if I was, I learned my first trade by the time I was 21. I decided specializing wasn't what I wanted. I jumped from trade to trade to trade picking up what I could. I do it all now. Footing to chimney cap. I was the kinda kid whose idea of playing with a toy was to dismantle and reassemble it. I enjoy damn near every part of my job. I've only ever fleetingly considered doing anything else. My house is decent. And a job paying that much would kill me in a month. I'd OD. Simple as that. I know me. I don't buy lottery tickets because if I ever did win it would be a death sentence. The chances are greater that I would turn the job down. I'm a simple man stfu. I work hard at being average. I could be running my own business, selling my own jobs, making more profit, but the pursuit of the dollar is not what turns me on. To my mind, money does not mean happiness, it means trouble.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 13-May-2008 18:19
To my mind, money does not mean happiness, it means trouble. =================== then why do you care how its distributed? cuz youre full o shit. "I could never be rich, cuz id O.D." what a load.......
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 13-May-2008 18:19
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure can put a roof over your head and food in your belly. I had a dream today and the only part I can recall is that I broke the face on my watch. I never used to wear a watch, because I always have my cell with me anyway. My mom bought me a really nice one for christmas and so I HAD to wear it. I have wore it every day since and have gotten so used to it I miss it when I forget to put it back on after a bath or shower. The dream to me seems to be saying I am out of time. What do you guys think?
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 13-May-2008 18:26
Every 2nd Friday I pack a few grams of Beluga caviar into my lunch pail and have a gourmet lunch on top of a 55 gallon drum of MOBILGEAR SHC 220. The impoverished can enjoy their minced ham sandwiches,RC Cola, and Old Spice cologne, a man of my stature demands the finest things life has to offer.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 13-May-2008 18:29
phoenixrising [out of the ashes...] Date: 13-May-2008 18:00 This thread makes me ill. Shit and politics. It is hard to tell where one ends and the other begins. ==================== There's a difference?
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 13-May-2008 18:34
Holy shit stfu... Take a pill man! I don't know how many ways I can say it to you. My problems are not monetary. I believe the worlds are. You are comparing my personal financial situation to my feelings on the global financial situation. It's apples and oranges dude. Money means very little to me. If I have it I spend it. When I get paid, every cent goes to my wife. I am reckless and irresponsible where money is concerned. I don't know why you find this so hard to believe. WTF are you trying to prove about me? Or about you? You seem to want to put me in some kind little box with a nice neat label on it. To what end, I'm not sure.
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 13-May-2008 18:35
I am of course lying about the caviar -- it is a Turkey&Swiss Lunchable covered in pond scum. Speaking of dreams I had on yesterday where I was driving in a tornado and someone was shooting at me for some odd reason. It ended with me having sex with a flat-chested Albanian Nationalist that kept biting my lip. I may not be a expert on the sub-conscious mind but I think it means I should buy a lottery ticket.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 13-May-2008 18:44
 ... and here's a poem for today, by Vachel Lindsay: "There's machinery in the butterfly; There's a mainspring to the bee; There's hydraulics to a daisy, And contraptions to a tree. "If we could see the birdie That makes the chirping sound With x-ray, scientific eyes, We could see the wheels go round." And I hope all men Who think like this Will soon lie Underground.
From: poontius
Date: 13-May-2008 18:47
I'd bet $100,000 that you would never even have found out that it wasn't a real girl in the first place. 
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 13-May-2008 18:50
The maintenance man in my development is a 65 year old Albanian who speaks no English, just Albanian and a tiny bit of Greek. The only way I could explain to him what days to put out the regular trash and what days to put out the recyclables was to go on a English-Albanian translation website. I wrote out completely in Albanian that regular trash is put out on the curb Sunday night for monday morning pickup and recyclables go out wednesday night for Thursday morning pickup. He is now completely convinced that I am some sort of Albanian secret agent.
From: v3rn3n [The Mystical Cyberbunny]
Date: 13-May-2008 18:52
From: munchkin [munchkin] Date: 13-May-2008 18:06 Shit & politics go hand in hand. ***************************** And what a sticky hand it is. But here's the thing: there are no truly communist countries in the world. Go back and read that again. There are no truly communist countries in the world. All that communistic equality stuff is just a bullshit smokescreen. Look at ANY communist revolution you want: name ONE where the ruling party didn't end up with all the money. Capitalism may be a giant Monopoly Game, but Communism as it is practiced in the world today, is just a giant Monopoly Game where some asshole decided to just skip to the end and declare himself the winner. And as for the idea that we should just have a revolution and kill all the assholes who piss us off and keep us from getting rich: bullshit. I knew a Filipino guy one time who said an interesting thing. He said: "A revolution, a coup d'etat, whatever ... it's like taking a tiger by the tail. Everybody who does it always thinks: 'Yeah, I'm the one. I'm the strongest. I can control the tiger. I can keep it under control.' But the thing is: the tiger always gets away, it always gets loose, it always turns around and bites the hand that holds its tail: because you can never keep a revolution under control." It's not 100% true, but it's damn close. Countries like the US (which had a revolution and didn't set up some half-assed pirate government) are rare.
From: chinnuts
[Got Three For Ya]
Date: 13-May-2008 19:49
From: pontius Date: 13-May-2008 16:17 sandy once mentioned that he's been single for a decade or so, not counting the occasional sheep dates of course. No wonder, mister shitty pants, but there is always hope! ------------------------ Get over it. The jokes old. Otherwise you're a cunt.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-May-2008 20:09
Christ.....the farce of that illuminating 'political discourse' and accompanying inadvertent parody may well have been conducted by 3rd graders! Hermaphroditic asian whores, parasitic prostitutes pinching loaves of excrement into the foul gobs of deviant undesirables, and incontinent anuses sharting foul, fetid, fecal fluid into ones undies. Transcendent indeed! How fortuitous that these impromptu 'FFA's' degenerate into such meaningful tete-a tetes...otherwise they must certainly be labeled as positively profound in perfunctory fashion!  Thankfully......some currency never devalues.
From: chinnuts
[Got Three For Ya]
Date: 13-May-2008 20:12
He is now completely convinced that I am some sort of Albanian secret agent. ----- Patsy is an agent for the ghost of Enver Xhosha. I knew I couldn't trust that Bitch.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 13-May-2008 20:29
From: pontius Date: 13-May-2008 20:26 Seems like tubgirl-sandy tries to change the subject. ---------------------------- Just for you. 
From: pontius
Date: 13-May-2008 20:33
Tell shitty-pants that I never fucked a ladyboy, but he certainly did shit his pants. By the way, the one I dated for 5 minutes no longer had a penis, so all your efforts are in vain, tardo. And I don't care if you call me a cunt, facial trio-ball.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 13-May-2008 20:41
Ahhh! Got my fix. http://youtube.com/user/MissTilaTequila Sandy, I think the main reason you keep posting the lady boys is for your own pleasure. How many hours a day do you spend looking at them now? Hmmm?
From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 13-May-2008 20:45
Nutt Nutt Nutt
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-May-2008 20:56
Jumpin' Jack Flash......its a gas, gas, gas!
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 13-May-2008 21:06
Ponti, Andy is just jealous. He wants to hear more, see more, do more. He wants you to talk/post about your experience. He wants to post more of their pictures. Do more is probably the wrong words since he is probably still a virgin. (unless you count the sheep)
From: pontius
Date: 13-May-2008 21:14
I guess you're right, phoenix. Sheep might have a nice fur, buhuhuhut thahahahaha dohohohont tahahahahalk muhuhuhuhuch.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 13-May-2008 21:24
You know how youtube gives you recommended video, what they think you will like according to what you usually watch. Well, you tube recommended that I watch this- http://youtube.com/watch?v=lDh3tu49obc&feature=rec-fresh Murray Head-One night in Bancock WTF? Why? I blame Major Tom and Ik.
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 13-May-2008 21:30
I put a ball-bearing in a guys sandwich today. He broke his tooth. It was better than you-tube.
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 13-May-2008 21:39
I bet you'll have second thoughts when you get the bill. He said he'd get it fixed when he went back to Thailand. nuff said?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-May-2008 21:42
From: pontius Date: 13-May-2008 21:29 Hahaha, I like the song but it's getting old. --------------------- So am I fucker.......I turned 40 a year or so ago; can't say I liked it either. (although I accept it happily over the alternative of course?!)
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 13-May-2008 21:42
In honor of Peter Schilling/Major Tom tonights theme is 80's one hit wonders. Play along kiddies. My first selection Katrina and the Waves/Walking on Sunshine http://youtube.com/watch?v=eONhto0x_nI&feature=related
From: pontius
Date: 13-May-2008 21:59
80s, huh? I got too much energy to switch off my mind... http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ey0eS-Nx6Ks
From: chinnuts
[Got Three For Ya]
Date: 13-May-2008 22:15
From: studgerbil [Stud] Date: 13-May-2008 16:42 Yes, ponti, when starving, oppressed, disaster-stricken people receive food and medical aid from the US, their first thoughts are, "I shall not enjoy this, since it was given for political purposes only, and not for altruistic reasons." You fucking idiot. The US has given more to the other nations of the world than all of the other nations combined. They all hate us and envy us, but still we give every time, and far more than anyone else ever does. Politics! You are a ninny. --------------------- The proof in the pudding is: If asked, more than 2/3 of the 6.4 Billion people on planet blue marble would say; "I'll take a Green Card to America. Right fucking now".
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 13-May-2008 22:20
From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...] Date: 13-May-2008 22:18 Eddie Brickell and the New Bohemians - What I Am http://youtube.com/watch?v=8JNkBby9i6g ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Great song I agree Good Choice
From: chinnuts
[Got Three For Ya]
Date: 13-May-2008 22:28
From: heraclitus [and in measures dying out] Date: 13-May-2008 17:32 Oh and BTW you can "redistribute" the wealth all you want, it's only going to end back up where it was sooner or later. Wealthy people are wealthy because they understand how to create wealth. There are many reasons why people are poor, which is why there is so much poverty. Communism looks wonderful on paper, but all it really boils down to (in practice at least) is a decreased ability for social advancement and , assuming it follows its natural course, a decrease in individual liberties. --------------------- Most of all, in two words, Individual Motivation. I was going to say the only true bigotism, but I have to think this through
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 13-May-2008 22:28
From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...] Date: 13-May-2008 22:25 From: cainmarko666 [cain marko] Date: 13-May-2008 22:21 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I hear masterbation cause you to be unable to follow instructions. Wank, Wank One Word Milf... http://youtube.com/watch?v=EHF2qQjnkI0
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 13-May-2008 22:28
Date: 13-May-2008 22:25 From: cainmarko666 [cain marko] Date: 13-May-2008 22:21 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I hear masterbation cause you to be unable to follow instructions. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And spelling problems.
From: pontius
Date: 13-May-2008 22:29
From: chinnuts [Got Three For Ya] Date: 13-May-2008 22:15 [...] The proof in the pudding is: If asked, more than 2/3 of the 6.4 Billion people on planet blue marble would say; "I'll take a Green Card to America. Right fucking now". -------------- I've always preferred to be part of the minorities. So far, I've turned down 2 job offers with very lucrative salaries, from the US. By the way, 4.26 Billion would say "right fucking now"? Cool, all the Indians, Chinese, Africans, etc. speak English. Who'd have thought.
From: chinnuts
[Got Three For Ya]
Date: 13-May-2008 22:36
From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone] Date: 13-May-2008 20:52 The trouble with meeting girls at concentration camps ------------------ OK, that's fucked up. How aboot you bing da next ex-Mrs. Chinnuts, Patsty sweety? You can kill all dee Mooses's you want. We will grill dem all spring for winter food. You be da hot!
From: pontius
Date: 13-May-2008 22:41
Cain, what song did you link to there? Youlube just gives me a message: this song is not available in your country. Never seen that one before.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 13-May-2008 22:47
From: pontius Date: 13-May-2008 22:41 Cain, what song did you link to there? Youlube just gives me a message: this song is not available in your country. Never seen that one before. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That is weird. Natalie Merchant / Carnival (video) _________________ Raper's delight (Sugarhill Gang) http://youtube.com/watch?v=4-MEL84yXh0&feature=related Hotel, Motel, Holiday Inn!
From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 13-May-2008 22:51
  Ideal partner. According to the computer.
From: chinnuts
[Got Three For Ya]
Date: 13-May-2008 22:51
From: pontius Date: 13-May-2008 22:29 From: chinnuts [Got Three For Ya] Date: 13-May-2008 22:15 [...] The proof in the pudding is: If asked, more than 2/3 of the 6.4 Billion people on planet blue marble would say; "I'll take a Green Card to America. Right fucking now". -------------- I've always preferred to be part of the minorities. So far, I've turned down 2 job offers with very lucrative salaries, from the US. By the way, 4.26 Billion would say "right fucking now"? Cool, all the Indians, Chinese, Africans, etc. speak English. Who'd have thought. ------ I didn't say all. Speaking engrish is't necessary. Thinking neither. However, if you think about it, substantiaion isn't either. Being a minority is both fun and fatal in your part of the world. Unless you mean that being a minority means being silent. Sadly, being a minority in thought will soon be fatal here.
From: sp00k
Date: 13-May-2008 22:53
From: pontius Date: 13-May-2008 22:41 Cain, what song did you link to there? Youlube just gives me a message: this song is not available in your countr === Maybe they think your in China. Seems like they have about half the internet censored.
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 13-May-2008 22:57
From: pontius Date: 13-May-2008 22:41 Cain, what song did you link to there? Youlube just gives me a message: this song is not available in your country. Never seen that one before. Natalie Merchant is Banned in Thailand ?..... Who knew
From: pontius
Date: 13-May-2008 23:05
No, sp00k and Cain. Thailand blocks a few porn sites (not many) and that's about it. You get some Thai message that you're not allowed to view that content. This song is blocked directly on youtube, and even on AOL, which I just tried. It must be a copyright thing or so. Chin, we both shouldn't complain, it could be worse. We could be in Wales. Or Africa. People always ask me why the hell I live in Asia; the only answer I ever come up with is - why not?
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 13-May-2008 23:09
From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...] Date: 13-May-2008 23:05 "They execute pedos nowa days?" I resent that, In don't deny it but nevertheless I resent it.
From: pontius
Date: 13-May-2008 23:27
I don't think that an African child with a bloated belly and Aids can make a lot out of its life. I also don't think that you can fuck anything else than sheep when you live in Wales. No wonder that ... oh forget it. This said, I'm off to do some shopping. The 7am meeting was a little early for me, I need to relax. Later, all.
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 13-May-2008 23:49
From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...] Date: 13-May-2008 23:46 Toni Basil-Mickey (1982) http://youtube.com/watch?v=1FeIF-7fhkE&feature=related I hate that song. !
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 14-May-2008 00:05
Bow Wow Wow- I Want Candy http://youtube.com/watch?v=KNHcaIJETZo The Promise- When In Rome http://youtube.com/watch?v=_unHjRntc9I Johnny Hates Jazz-Shattered Dreams *can't we all relate to this one http://youtube.com/watch?v=VRHLkLFJxaw Giant Steps- Another Lover http://youtube.com/watch?v=QWwD2N6t87Y Bang Bang- This Is Love http://youtube.com/watch?v=XolpxuLP4IM
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 14-May-2008 00:11
From: cainmarko666 [cain marko] Date: 13-May-2008 23:49 I hate that song. ! ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well, I've only said I liked one or two of them, so far. From: cainmarko666 [cain marko] Date: 13-May-2008 23:56 http://youtube.com/watch?v=O3tNylJr7Z4 ~~~~~~~~~~~~ hehe These videos are hilarious.
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 14-May-2008 00:11
From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...] Date: 14-May-2008 00:05 Johnny Hates Jazz-Shattered Dreams *can't we all relate to this one http://youtube.com/watch?v=VRHLkLFJxaw Wow I didn't know Jerry Seinfeld played the bass in a band.!
From: abyss
Date: 14-May-2008 00:24
 Well this has been an ‘interesting thread’. Shit, politics, lady boys. I really think you guys broke Sandy with the smiteathon. I thought you had a valuable input to this site once Sandy. Familiarity breeds contempt. Now it is just tiring and childish. I am all for being crazy on this site, but ‘shit’? you could not come up with anything better than shit? Really none of my business, but as someone who enjoys this site for all it controversy, it is a major bummer to read over 700 posts just to find the theme of the thread is shit. This place used to fuckin ROCK!
From: abyss
Date: 14-May-2008 00:46
“Well, hey, John. We are so over the shit now. Or didn't you notice? We moved on to shitty 80s music. Bye!” Hi Phoenix, bye Phoenix. Maybe I should not have said anything. Post too long for my comp, so I guess I’ll just go do something else. Nite folks.
From: hoosierbitch [Isn't it pretty to think so?]
Date: 14-May-2008 01:06
NINE fucking years? What is the DA a complete moron? Lets hope it dies in jail.
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 14-May-2008 01:41
From: pontius Date: 13-May-2008 22:29 I've always preferred to be part of the minorities. So far, I've turned down 2 job offers with very lucrative salaries, from the US. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Good, we have too many residents bad mouthing the good ole US of A already. We don't need another.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 14-May-2008 01:56
"Really none of my business, but as someone who enjoys this site for all it controversy, it is a major bummer to read over 700 posts just to find the theme of the thread is shit. This place used to fuckin ROCK!" ________________________________________________ What "theme"? This is the FFA. I am not particularly interested in descriptive rhapsodies on excretory functions, but I am not forced to reads them and neither are you. Please don't become a pain in the ass again; you were doing fine. P.S. -- Anytime one needs to preface a comment with "Really none of my business", it is probably correct, and a signpost to keeping the comment to oneself.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 14-May-2008 02:13
Really none of my business but I kind of agree with the mysterious poster. It is kind of ill mannered to make the first article the FFA, I think , as it is the one the common people will read first. All the internicine bantering and petty feuds may put "new" people off, which is, I content, a bad thing. It is in danger of becomming a "clique" and a not very entertaining one at that. Brothers and sisters , do we want to become like some Star Trek appreciation society nerdy group groping circle ? Move the FFA HERE I Say and strike a blow for the "little man". http://forums.dailyrotten.com/961/00028877/
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 14-May-2008 02:15
I made an interesting anthropological finding yesterday. (Almost) teenage girls do not like being told that they are "Pathetic whining little shits". I may have to change my parenting style, though the result was kind of entertaining.
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 14-May-2008 02:37
'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.' 1) 'The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we will never 'interfere' again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them. 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers. 5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby. 6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.) 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything. 9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. 10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan? 'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' '
From: 1 [and only]
Date: 14-May-2008 02:42
 Heres a picture of Jaynedoe isnt she gorgeous?
From: 1 [and only]
Date: 14-May-2008 03:03
Shuttup Theodread you are no better than an emo!
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 14-May-2008 03:10
I don't really feel much like shutting up... ...so I won't. And while I ain't shutting up, perhaps you'd care to tell me what isn't stupid about posting the thumbnail to a posters pic? Everybody has seen it, and knows who it is. It's like you're just cluing into something and are trying to play catch-up. Stupid is as Stupid does, and you do do stupid well.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 14-May-2008 03:40
Well it's an entertaining morning here at Pube acres. The welfare tard "family" opposite are out enjoying the sunshine in their garden. Daddy and Mummy tard have bought baby tard a huge inflatable "bouncy castle" thing. Unfortunately it is not only sunny but windy (external) too. Watching Papa tard chase after the airborne castle and then get whomped in the face by it is quite delightful. Baby tard, of course, thinks this is great fun and also joins in the chase causing Papa tard to lose his cool and start yelling at her and mummy tard who is sitting having "afag" ( British for "cigarette"). I wish I have a camera.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 14-May-2008 04:09
From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel] Date: 14-May-2008 02:05 absintheredux, were you a nurse Ratchet at work, or did you have a healing aura that comforted the patient? Inquiring minds want to know. _____________________________________ Alas, Cracker, A fine and gentle lass I was in the days of my youth, and anxious to cool the brows of my patients with cold compresses and tender care. But since them I have come to know the joys of tormenting thesis candidates, and making them wish they had chosen to be accordion-playing mimes instead of one of my creatures. I'm afraid I've been spoiled.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 14-May-2008 05:19
Have a tardtastic day! I am taking a friend to the doctor and then we are going to CiCi's to stuff as much cardboard pizza as possible into our faces.  GD, I may really need your tender lovin care after this.
From: jaynedoe
[Jayne Doe]
Date: 14-May-2008 05:27
From: 1 [and only] Date: 14-May-2008 02:42 Heres a picture of Jaynedoe isnt she gorgeous? +++++ Glad you think so DS sweetie my lil pumpkin. you can run but you cant hide, now please come out from behind that lame troll.
From: jaynedoe
[Jayne Doe]
Date: 14-May-2008 05:35
dirtyslut76 [slut] ds76 [formerlyds] sosweet [smoke gets in my eyes] doesshe [ever shut up, that DS?] dontspeak [while DS is talking] 1 [and only] Are there any more?
From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-May-2008 06:11
Couple of things here. 1. There was no music of the 80's. It's all shit and noise, nothing more. Trust me, I lived through it. It made the disco craze ( of which I took no part ) of the 70's look like tasteful music. It wasn't, honest. 2. I think I've figured out why Sandy posts ladyboy pics and tells us he shit his pants. It's simple really. He wants to have a ladyboy deliver a cleveland steamer on him and then have coprophilic sex. Simple really when you think about it. Morning to all
From: erethism [i suspect]
Date: 14-May-2008 06:23
not that most americans need to be forgiven, but do baghdad embassy staff have the right to withhold their nationality when asked if they are american citizens? diplomatic oblivion must be great along with that american salary
From: v3rn3n [The Mystical Cyberbunny]
Date: 14-May-2008 07:28
From: daredevil [CameronVale] Date: 13-May-2008 20:09 Christ.....the farce of that illuminating 'political discourse' and accompanying inadvertent parody may well have been conducted by 3rd graders! ******************* Aw, Fuck! I was going for kindergarten level. Dammit! Well, at least I didn't dump a load in my ... aw, Dammit. It's just not my day. More bourbon!
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 14-May-2008 08:15
Buddy? BUDDY!? I knew you cared. Now tell me, how are Tardington Welfarians, able to live in such close proximity to your castle? Around here the low income families have their own neighborhoods... We call them ghettos. There was a time when the city planners tried laying out the neighborhoods in such a way as to encourage economic diversity amongst the inhabitants. They really didn't do well. The more expensive properties were quickly devalued. I had always assumed your castle was on a hill in the countryside surrounded by nothing but sheep.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 14-May-2008 08:57
The situation in this sceptic Isle is different. The Welfare tards get free housing, free money, free everything ( paid for by taxpayers, of course). Many of them are better off financially than the poor sods who work. It is, in fact, a "lifestyle choice". My mansion overlooks a row of "housing association" houses ( only 4) and a house which has been converted into "flats". All of these are "let" to people on "low" incomes. Some of them work but most of the flats and one of the houses are occupied by Wefare tards. Lucky for me , my house is on a hill up above them and, when the trees have leaves, I don't really have to look at them or their deformities. The one with the bouncy castle is a "single mother" age about 17 who has been given a 2 bed house , with garden and draws "benefits" for her and her kid. The "father" appears sporadically, presumably when he wants a fuck and then pisses off again. Judging by the amount of inflatable toys etc in the garden she has plenty of spare cash. I , by contrast, now have to eat gravel to survive.
From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 14-May-2008 08:58
 Rotten batty eyebrows.
From: erethism [i suspect]
Date: 14-May-2008 09:05
no wonder the us lags in popularity amongst backward civilizations - - Zero Accountability
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 14-May-2008 10:04
Yay! Had a great day at work today. Out in the sun all day installing external lighting and a pond pump. I even had time for a few beers (provided by the householder). Site work has it's ups and downs, but at least I'm not sat on my arse in a stuffy office staring at a computer screen all day.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 14-May-2008 10:10
Git, do the welfare tards have a better car than you? If you see an '08' registered car around here, chances are it's a Motability vehicle provided for those with fake illness who are too fucking lazy to get a job. My mate once bought a new car and people thought it was a Motability car, needless to say he was not amused at the 'insult', having worked all his life.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 14-May-2008 10:16
"2. I think I've figured out why Sandy posts ladyboy pics and tells us he shit his pants. It's simple really. He wants to have a ladyboy deliver a cleveland steamer on him and then have coprophilic sex. Simple really when you think about it." Dream on gnigger! But I must admit, that Thai ladyboys look more feminine than many of the local chicks around here, not that I'd want to shag a shemale.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 14-May-2008 10:22
From: cainmarko666 [cain marko] Date: 13-May-2008 22:01 http://youtube.com/watch?v=u6K7iJ0ahqU ---------------------------- WTF? "This video is not available in your country".
From: sensuous
Date: 14-May-2008 11:12
Gloomy weather makes me want to sleep or be lazy. So I've decided to be lazy, maybe I'll go read a book. BTW, boulder dash, I had to Google that. Never played it.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 14-May-2008 11:23
Sensuous, the warm weather makes me lazy, and I don't feel like doing anything. Hehehe! it doesn't happen very often, because it's mostly cold and raining.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 14-May-2008 11:27
Git has a rather large 'chip' on his shoulder regarding benefits claimants and single parents. Oh, and I forgot that extends to non-British people too. Obviously an avid BNP supporter.
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 14-May-2008 12:10
Git, I stand corrected. I'm just crotchety today. My hunny was supposed to come out to see me today, and had to work. I'm becoming sexually frustrated. I quite frankly, just need to get laid. Typically it helps everyones disposition.
From: t0llyb0ng [suicide b0nger]
Date: 14-May-2008 12:17
Little Missiful Pissiful Biksch Beguiling & ingratiating In thy pussyness Embracez-moi Avec thy slitular organelles
From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 14-May-2008 12:59
 no more talk we update rotten "daily" now!
Updated: 14-May-2008 13:55
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