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New York takes a shit on Alabama
AP | Submitted by: The Grim Meeper
"Human waste from New York is creating a stink in rural north Alabama."
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From: gargoyle1
Date: 4-Oct-2007 17:22

Sounds like a shitty deal to me.

From: spanker [Smoking Joe]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 17:23

I have a hard time believing that hauling human crap 1000 miles is a profitable venture.

From: jaybegood [Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 17:48

I've been to North Alabama, how do they know the stink is from New York?

From: redrubberballs [salty]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 17:48

I don't give a shit. :-D

From: omagoch [Bryan]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 17:51

Alabama's a shithole anyway.


Ahahaahaha, we should build a fence or someting. Fucking alcohol...

From: himmlerismyhero [Brad]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 18:10

That's fucking nasty. I would be really pissed if they dropped a bunch of jew turds in my state. But fuck Alabama as well.

From: phyrricvictory [bob]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 18:16

Hey some of my poo might be in there. Take that Alabama. Ha.

From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 18:46

Alula Alabama! Alula Alabama!

From: crnkybitch [cranky bitch]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 18:53

Like Alabama hasn't had enough yankee shit.

From: sirbutlust [mike duff]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 19:00

new york always dumps there crap on the south. Perhaps my favorite is the time when John Rocker of the Alanta Braves said in a Sports illustrated interview in 99, that he hates playing the mets cause hes on the subway with the blue haired kid, the aids filled gays, and other such people i cant remember. New yorkers were really offened though most like myself realized hes tellilng the truth. However what he said was not politacally correct, so we showed the south how we respond to insults about who we are, by reatalliating much more classy, by writing articles calling him a southern redneck who crouches behind trees, shooting vittles and going to KKK rallies. those were good times.

Anyhow, people in alambama should expect to get our sewage waste cause they are south and poop goes down. IF they dont like it they can move way above us in canada.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 19:06

Another one of life's lessons...Don't buy a house anywhere near a fuckin farm..

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 19:09

and that Shit runs downhill too ..everywhere.

From: johnwarfn [POD]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 19:21

The trade off is that the south gets aid from the Federal government, way more than it pays out in taxes. That wealth comes from New York State. Without the hated liberal elitists generating all that money with their fancy book learnin', the south would fall apart.... schools, roads, police, fire, ambulance, housing, not to mention military spending, all are federally subsidized. So I say, take our shit. Embrace the stink! And Fuck the South!!

From: rottenaugratin [Rotten au Gratin]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 19:30

And they noticed it?

From: tony007 [TonyTheTiger]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 19:55

New York city by itself has more people than the entire state of Alabama.
All that garbage has to go somewhere.
While the countryside can survive without the city, the city cannot survive without rural areas to provide food and raw materials, as well as a place to dump.

From: static [arking quotes]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 20:06



Yankees need to learn to just shit on the street.

New York state is a big place... can't they find anyplace to dispose of THEIR waste

From: docdoober [IHavePnS]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 20:06

Alabama is not really part of the South. It's part of Messico, kinda like Texas.

From: niebelung [oregonian]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 20:08

I think this process probably improves both places.

From: ohhellno [steve-vo]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 20:25

From what I've heard about New York from people that have been there the city is one big pile of shit to begin with.
Sort of like mexico city except with indoor plumbing.

From: darkheart
Date: 4-Oct-2007 20:43

I'm surprised they notice.

From: aulduron [Aulduron]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 20:44

....I've been to North Alabama, how do they know the stink is from New York?
....

Because it smells exactly like NYC. I've been to both places, and Alabama smells far better.

From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 20:55

Fields fertilized with human shit smell 5x worse than a field filled with chicken and pig shit combined, both or which are pretty shitty.
And being from a farming area, I know my shit.

Fertilize fields with cow manure (yep, it's a whole different class),
use the shit to make energy.

From: darkheart
Date: 4-Oct-2007 20:58

"And being from a farming area, I know my shit."

That's lol-worthy.

From: find [the pussy]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 21:41

I once blew up a sewerage plant that was derelict.
The owners had decided to put up a new facility.
I used too much explosives in the wrong places.
(I was new at the job)
The mall in the valley was the receiving end of the
result of the demolition job.
I think I made all the car wash and soap merchants rich.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 21:57

Sounds like these folks don't know Shit from Shine ola..

From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 22:13

When New Jersey is full,
the Dead will walk the Earth.


Alabama NASCAR! Alabama NASCAR!

From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 23:22

¡mierda!

*NIMBY*
I think it is funny when the city slickers
move to the country not realizing that it isn't
a Hallmark card or Kojak moment.

They spred all kinds of fall smalling stuff
all the time. Doesn't bother me, I'm used
to it.
Sometimes they harvest in the wee hours. A lot
of these small farms are being buldozed over
for more 'cookie cutter' homes.

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 23:32

Maybe Alabama should ally themselves with the Mujahideen and show jew york how a real terrorist attack looks like instead of that too-thinly-sliced-bullshit false flag operations the pentagon pulled off. Ha! Who am I kidding..us muslims wouldn't trust any yank much less ally ourselves with them.

From: kwijibo [A fat, balding north-american ape]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 23:45

From: johnwarfn [POD]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 19:21

The trade off is that the south gets aid from the Federal government, way more than it pays out in taxes. That wealth comes from New York State. Without the hated liberal elitists generating all that money with their fancy book learnin', the south would fall apart.... schools, roads, police, fire, ambulance, housing, not to mention military spending, all are federally subsidized. So I say, take our shit. Embrace the stink! And Fuck the South!!
****

Interesting.

Where did you get your info? Or is it part of the "everyone knows" pool of knowledge?

Check out:
http://www.census.gov/prod/2006pubs/fas-04.pdf

According to that document, the State of New York is the #4 recipient of US federal aid (per capita). Southern states don't start showing up until #11 Mississippi.

In fact, seven southern states (if you include Texas) are below the national average, per capita, in the receipt of federal aid dollars.

Bear in mind that these are per capita dollars and not raw dollar amounts. Rating the states on a per capita basis provides for a more fair and even comparison.

I'd be interested in reviewing the source of your information if you have an authoritative link handy.

From: csi [can't stand idiots]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 00:11

the south has always stunk. so they just have to get used to it

From: kyotay2001 [We all have our bears to cross]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 01:27

They made residue of N.Y. smell ONLY 10 TIMES as bad as a pig farm?
Wow! Technology is amazing!

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 02:03

It's a desperate measure...jew york is drowning in it's own overpopulated shit and garbage....jew york...the pig shithole of the world.

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 03:45

Tax Fugitives End 6-Month Holdout in Fortress Home
Ed and Elaine Brown of Plainfield, N.H. surrendered to U.S. Marshals to serve time for tax evasion convictions.


In the land of the great satan, some of the worlds harshest penalties are for poor people that avoid paying taxes out of political protest or simply because they cannot afford to. Tis truly the land of freedom, democracy and most of all opportunity...where the zombies chase after that elusive amerikan dream.

From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 04:27

Thanks KillNill

Each time you post I fall asleep. So much cheaper than any drug. Thanks.

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 04:28

People don't like the idea of New York poop being shipped to Alabama for disposal, he said, and they were worried about the possiblity that the fertilizer contained e-coli bacteria.
---------------------
First, a legitimate news article used the word "poop" instead of any one of several other more formal words. I like that.

Second, in all likelihood it DOES contain E. coli bacteria since it does normally occur in the bowels to aid digestion. However, the presence of E. coli won't be a problem if they don't eat it.

Third, shit is the best thing to come out of New York in ages. At least it is being used to grow food and cotton.

BTW, you can all stay up north and out west if you don't like the south. We're not going to miss you one little bit.

From: ladyjanegrey
Date: 5-Oct-2007 05:55

ciaobella: Don't you mean "We're not going to miss y'all one little bit?" ;)

I will again ask: Why can't human poop be used to fuel cars? It's a neverending resource. Then we could dump the Middle East and let them kill each other.

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 06:09

Life is like a box of chocolates, and that baby ruth floating in the pool might be real. Who's going to take a bite into it to find out? Alabama slammer and worse than the ticks there, that New York is never out of the shit house.

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 06:26

shit is the best thing to come out of New York in ages. At least it is being used to grow food and cotton.

not true...WTC was the best thing that ever could happen to jew york and the result afterwards was god sent.

From: nomdeplume [NomDeGuerre]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 07:00

Didn't Lynyrd Skynyrd write a song about this? Shit Home Alabama or something like that?

From: uggh [!]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 07:12

I am highly offended Alabama takes my precious live-giving, plant nourishing shit, without giving me a cut of the profits. From now on it all goes into a metal bucket and I sell the my brown gold in E-bay straight to the farmers.

1 Gallon Genuine NY shit, $3.99 "Buy now" on ebay.

From: nomdeplume [NomDeGuerre]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 07:36

....and who could forget their legendary rock ballad Free Shit?

From: revolver44 [Revolver44]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 09:12

"sewer sludge from New York is turned into fertilizer that is spread on Alabama farmland"

Sounds like the Jersey Shore on a sunny weekend.

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 09:52

Anti-Israel Day
Iranians show support for Palestinians by attending anti-Israel rally called 'Al-Quds Day' or Jerusalem Day


Allahu Akbar!

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 10:39

From: uggh [!]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 07:12

I am highly offended Alabama takes my precious live-giving, plant nourishing shit, without giving me a cut of the profits. From now on it all goes into a metal bucket and I sell the my brown gold in E-bay straight to the farmers.

1 Gallon Genuine NY shit, $3.99 "Buy now" on ebay.
------------------------
Make sure you keep gallons and gallons of it on hand so that when the word leaks out and the demand increases you won't have to strain yourself to create extra poop.

Oh, yeah, this idea is a money maker, for sure........

Yankees are so funny.

From: slyslick [andwicked]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 11:42

No big deal here.

New York has been sending it's shit to Florida for decades now.

It's just disguised as poor latinos, old people and obnoxious jews.

From: peewee [Blarghhhh!]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 12:20

The fact that shit stinks is a new story? Ok.

From: sp00k
Date: 5-Oct-2007 12:43

Thats nothing. What about all the human waste crossing the border from mexico stinking up the United States.

From: choco [UpYourAss]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 12:57

LOL'd @ the "Doodie Farm sign".
This gravy is mighty tasty....

From: ladyjanegrey
Date: 5-Oct-2007 13:31

From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 23:22

¡mierda!

*NIMBY*
I think it is funny when the city slickers
move to the country not realizing that it isn't
a Hallmark card or Kojak moment.

They spred all kinds of fall smalling stuff
all the time. Doesn't bother me, I'm used
to it.
Sometimes they harvest in the wee hours. A lot
of these small farms are being buldozed over
for more 'cookie cutter' homes.

***********************************************************

"Kojak moment"? Who loves ya baby?

From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 16:50

hahaha-kojak moment-

savalas all over me poontang

From: fucktardmama [fook-me]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 17:01

Good...EXACTLY where our exrement belongs.

From: traumaphiliac [traumaphiliac]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 17:23

You ppl ar a bunch of assholes. I grew up in louisiana and then moved to alabama for the last 5 years. You are going to sit there and bash alabama and it's ppl like the place is one big toilet and the ppl there are all hillbillies....oh wait....nevermind....forget I posted.

From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 17:26

i think the term is shitbillies or hillturdies now-eh

From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 17:26

"You ppl ar a bunch of assholes." - As if we hadn't known that with a better spelling.

From: johnwarfn [POD]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 20:38

Hey, Kwijibo, you fat, balding North American ape!

Check out this link: http://www.nemw.org/taxburd.htm

This breaks it down on the return from Federal dollars vs. what is paid out. Alabama gets $1.64 back for every federal dollar paid in tax. New York gets 84 cents. That's about twice as much!

Furthermore, Alabama, received $8,619 Per-Capita and New York State received $7,484. Not a huge difference but it's still more. Also, everything is more expensive in NYS; cost of living, real estate, food, energy, so those dollars don't even go as far.

Now you have your data, I have my data. We look at the same facts through the prism of our own biases, but facts are facts. The Northeast doesn't need the South. We'd be better off without you, keeping our wealth to ourselves.

It is only fitting, therefor, that the excrement of New York's Jews, liberals, atheists, and Puerto Ricans should be strewn about the state of Alabama.

You Southerners should be glad ya'll lost the civil war. You're getting a great deal. Again, I say "Fuck the South" and Fuck Reverend Dobson. :)

From: aulduron [Aulduron]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 20:52

Nor does the rest of the country need NY.

From: engineer2323 [Mike]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 21:06

Notes to self:

1. Do not buy produce from Alabama.

2. Always take a good look dump when in NYC.

From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 22:15

Everybody flush your toilets, 'Bama needs the water
Cause they gotta do what ya think they oughter,
Don't matter if it be down the path to an outhouse
filled with stuff that's only liked by a mouse

When your full of shit then go screw your daughter.

From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 22:23

<<I think it is funny when the city slickers
move to the country not realizing that it isn't
a Hallmark card or Kojak moment.

They spread all kinds of fall smalling stuff
all the time. Doesn't bother me, I'm used
to it.>>
-----+----+----
JFC I fucked up those sentences. LOL

Kojak moment=Kodak moment
fall smelling stuff=foul smelling stuff

¡¡DUH!!

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 23:49

New York African Burial Ground Opens
A woman holds a candle during a dedication at the once-forgotten grave site of African slaves.

Oy vey how humanitarian them kikers are....so human rightish...such an example for all the world to behold, so poysecuted by the wicked gentiles. But they'll never mention in amerikan media that israel is the biggest, racist apartheid state in the middle east that murders countless unarmed civilians. lol amerikan corporate jew ran medias.

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 23:58

The only difference from those days is now the shackles of slavery have turned invisible and has become an economical tool, the slave masters wear three piece suits and don't discriminate against race anymore (liberal slave masters). The great satan amerika has been built on imperialist slavery and is addicted to it. And now they need more slaves from which to squeeze the body fluids from to lubricate their capitalist machine.

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 00:07

On the weekend of October 12-14 patriotic voices of conscience from around the world will be gathering in southern California to call for an end to the endless wars being waged… and yet more planned, if the neocons get their way…. in the Middle East by the U.S., sacrificing the lives of our sons and daughters all for the sake of a worthless parasitic and terrorist nation by the name of Israel that has been subjugating the Arab Christian and Muslim population of Palestine for nearly sixty years.

From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 00:30

Troll

http://plancksconstant.org/blog1/video/comedy_terror_virgins.wmv

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 00:56

Yeah you see, the way these kikes publicly smear their enemies with their controlled medias only shows what utter cowards they are. You'll never see a true blood jew of pure decent fight his owns wars. They've always had the naive goyim fight it for them. Oy Vey zave uz from zee poyzecuzion dumb goyim!

From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 01:07

What I don't get about you, KillNill, is that 98% of the time you talk straight out of your ass. But then, from time to time, you say something that makes sense or is funny.

This forum is about trying to be funny and/or rotten. Your political crap is of no importance to anyone. Nor is my dick disease. Get over it. Try to be funny or just stop it.

I read your posts when I have absolutely nothing else to do. But normally I fall asleep when I do so.

If you followed the posts long enough, you will certainly have found out that following people are not welcome here: jews, muslims, catholics, other religious morons, dead babies, fat women and guys with dick diseases who will be fine in a few days.

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 02:10

By principle of habit whenever pontius's comment contains more than one line I automatically skip to the next post and since there are no more I fare thee well my good ladies.

From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 02:18

Look this one got away pretty easy

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 02:39

one little two little three little dead goyim

four little five little six little dead goyim

seven little eight little nine little dead goyim

All for the glory of god's chosen people and israel



Oh and you should see my video collection of "liberator" troop bodies that are mangled and mutilated by the people there. Truly rotten material

From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 03:20



Oh! I thought they said "kurds", not "turds".

Never mind.

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 03:20

Powerful Blast Kills GI in Afghanistan
Damaged vehicles lie on street after a homicide car bomber attacked a U.S. military convoy in Kabul.


Death to the infidels!

Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar!

From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 04:08



Well, sir, I don't think we need your New York poop here in ALABAMA!

From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 04:10



one good muslim.

Alabama boxcar! Alabama boxcar! Alabama boxcar!

From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 05:10

From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 04:10

----------

You're an idiot. The right phrase is Alalala Alalala! Then you need to be serious about it and look really stupid. Now go try again.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 05:13



...and forget to wipe afterwards!? Where do you think you are... Trenton?

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 05:53

Sweet sweaty jehovahs that's the biggest kosher ass on a jewish bitch I've ever seen! Look at how it just hangs off her back side almost at a grace of a tumor. That is a hell of a ghetto ass if you ask me. And who but a jew has the arrogance and audacity to disrespect a gentile city by dropping her pants and taking a shit right there in public on a sidewalk. If I was a nazi officer I'd put a fucking bullet through that kike skull with my luger as quickly as I could.

From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 06:07

Idiot, if you were a Nazi you'd have to shoot yourself. Forget that North Africa was one of the first places we gentle folks took over?

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 07:23

For those simpleminded folk whom are unsuspecting.

This just in! Breaking News: Israel takes a shit on new york and the goyim can't do anything about it (not the first time nor the last)!

Israel takes a shit on london and the goyim can't do anything about it (not the first time nor the last)!

You'd think after all the treachery USA (and other gentile nations) experienced on behalf of that little state in the middle east they keep worshiping, a patriotic general or two amongst them would snap and push that red button on an ICBM aimed at israel. But no...nothing....They even took up arms to go after israel's enemies for it. Those flags mean nothing more than the $ ...those flags mean nothing more than the one that waves over Mcdonald's

Patriotism what for?A nation that stands for what? All I see is a hallow shell that's insides have been eaten out by a deadly parasite.

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 07:44

Showing further eveidence of the dementia caused by syphilis, Pompous now begins talking to himself.

Condoms, people, always use condoms if you are going to screw someone unfamiliar or possibly diseased....or Pompous.

From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 08:15

My hands still smell like her pussy. Hmmmm.

From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 11:44

I wonder what sect killbill pretends to be a member of:

Sunni?
Shi'a?
Sufi?
Ahmadiyya?
Qadiani?
Lahore?

He never specified, so I'm asking.

Also, it's very strange that a practicing Muslim would choose a user-name based on an American popular movie. That is as decadent, even graven, an image as you can find in Islam.

Yeah, yeah ... I know he's just some dumb American punkazz. I know it. But I'd like to know why a dumb guy like me can know more about Islam than someone who pretends to be a Muslim.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 14:26

Hallow shell. He doesn't even insult well. It's "hollow", fool.

From: bartyboyo [sean]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 15:14

I have visited Alabama a few times and found that folks are really friendly and helpfull.Huntsville was a nice city and I really loved the historic tour of Montgomery.Mobile was kinda a weird time though.On the most part I found that the fikkin dirt down there will stain the shit out of your clothing,the stuff will not wash out.They have a super nice coast line also

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 11:33

You just don't get the political message being sent through this action do you boy? Just another reason to nuke jew york and israel off the map all together.

From: disgruntworker [employee of the month]
Date: 9-Oct-2007 17:42

As anybody who has lived in or otherwise been thru Alabama it is a shitty place, and sending more shit there doesn't mean a hoot in hell to anyone there because they are mostly inbred products of incest. Southwest, a shitty airline, does a shitting booming business in and out of its shitty largest city. Per capita incomes are shitty, what you might call "people" who live there are shitty, it's government at all levels from the state slumlord hq at Montgumry (oops, izzat howzit spelt?) right on down to the local yokel pigfucking downhome sister-cousin fucking local scene, you guessed it, is shitty. Dump some more Kike shit on the famed "asshole of dixie" and eat shit and die you muther fuckin inbred redneck assholes

Updated: 11-Oct-2007 14:38
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