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Deep Cover
Beaumont Enterprise | Submitted by: DS
"If you are asking if I had an orgasm, yes. It was a job, sir," Breiner said. "I didn't have pleasure doing this. I was paid to do it."
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From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 23-Aug-2008 12:38
Your mission Jim.. Should you decide to accept it.. Is to have wild protected sex with numerous loose, sexy women on our dime,, and also restore Democracy to the Republic of Bannanastain. This dildo will self destruct in 5 secs.. Good luck, Jim.. You lucky bastard.
From: crapola
[Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 23-Aug-2008 13:21
I would imagine that DS meant that she would want to be eaten out first.  Hey DS how you healing? What happened? They catch the scumbag? what did he/they look like?
From: fescue
Date: 23-Aug-2008 13:23
From: bungmunch [muncher of bung] Date: 23-Aug-2008 13:04 DS, I can imagine you taking a big, stinky, edging-enhanced load in the face ***************** Would the load drive away evil spirits?
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 23-Aug-2008 13:43
From: crapola [Quit_Bitchin] Date: 23-Aug-2008 13:21 I would imagine that DS meant that she would want to be eaten out first. Hey DS how you healing? What happened? They catch the scumbag? what did he/they look like? ------------ I fainted and fell flat on my face and woke up in a pool of my own blood. While watching my sister's kids. And no, I wasn't drunk or inebriated in any way. And no, no one beat me up.
From: pandora [stay outta my box!]
Date: 23-Aug-2008 13:44
Hmm, never tried to fake-pay for sex, but can't you get a bust if you a/agree on a price, b/agree on an act and there's a c/ but I can't remember it. Or was it like in the movie Rush where he the cops "proves" he's not a cop by doing dope? The cop tried to "prove" he wasn't a cop by actually fucking the girl? If I was his wife, I would have already changed my name and left town out of embarrassment.
From: mikeisgreen
[Mike]
Date: 23-Aug-2008 13:57
From: dontsqueak [DS is talking] Date: 23-Aug-2008 13:43 "I fainted and fell flat on my face and woke up in a pool of my own blood. While watching my sister's kids. And no, I wasn't drunk or inebriated in any way. And no, no one beat me up." *************************************** So which one of your nephews or nieces poisoned you? 
From: wiegehtesdir [Jimmy Jingo]
Date: 23-Aug-2008 14:09
So, he was on the clock,havin' sex. Does'nt that make him.....a manwhore? -------------------- Sounds more like a presidential candidate to me!
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 23-Aug-2008 14:22
deeeeep cover...all the way up to the drillstop.
From: newjersey [jersey]
Date: 23-Aug-2008 15:15
This guy was only bangin this hooker for the good of as all. Sure he busted a load on her, but it was all to protect the children. He should be rewarded.
From: reidsan [Reid, Dude]
Date: 23-Aug-2008 15:23
So I've written my CV, where do I send it?
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 23-Aug-2008 15:23
DS - you're protein resources are gone. You simply have to eat better and more often. This is your mother talking here.
From: rev [meupnpopmyclutch]
Date: 23-Aug-2008 16:08
If only he had fucked the wrong whore. Then they could give him a medal!
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 23-Aug-2008 16:27
From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion] Date: 23-Aug-2008 15:10 How many times have you explained your mishap here, ds? At least a dozen, no? ------------- Someone asked, correct? And I answered. So your problem is??
From: csi [can't stand idiots]
Date: 23-Aug-2008 16:47
The system is flawed. The system doesn't work. the only to fix it is to kill every one and start over.
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 23-Aug-2008 18:26
"Officer Coffin wants to lay this to rest. It's a dead issue. It's dead and buried according to him. Let this rest in peace." Damn patsy you beat me to it! Coffin is not an uncommon surname though, in fact we interred some coffins with Coffins in them recently. Oh & I'm sure he didn't get any pleasure out of it! Yeah.. getting your dick sucked on the job is never fun!
From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 23-Aug-2008 19:28
This is the same as beating a dead horse. You get no where Next? Ya heard me?
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 23-Aug-2008 20:42
Breiner testified to experiencing manual stimulation, oral sex and vaginal penetration with women at two spas. **** Something about that seems to take all the pleasure out of the situation. Kinda wished they had audio of the copper asking for those services using those EXACT words. ------- Assistant City Attorney Joseph Sanders asked Breiner if he enjoyed having sex with the women. At first he shrugged his shoulders and shook his head. At times when Breiner responded to the attorney's questions, he raised his voice and answered questions with a question. "If you are asking if I had an orgasm, yes. It was a job, sir," Breiner said. "I didn't have pleasure doing this. I was paid to do it." ***** But what he really wanted to say was, "Motherfucker my wife's is right behind you. Lay off that shit, or else I'm gonna have a gun-cleaning accident tonight.."
From: skyeyez9
[Marie]
Date: 24-Aug-2008 09:23
I believe you are confusing the old wive's tale of tossing salt over your shoulder to drive away evil spirits, vs salty edging enhanced loads. ............... From: fescue Date: 23-Aug-2008 13:23 From: bungmunch [muncher of bung] Date: 23-Aug-2008 13:04 DS, I can imagine you taking a big, stinky, edging-enhanced load in the face ***************** Would the load drive away evil spirits?
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 24-Aug-2008 09:45
the goo might mire them down like flypaper.
From: fescue
Date: 24-Aug-2008 10:28
From: skyeyez9 [Marie] Date: 24-Aug-2008 09:23 I believe you are confusing the old wive's tale of tossing salt over your shoulder to drive away evil spirits, vs salty edging enhanced loads. ************************** What if one shot the salty, edging-enhanced load over one's shoulder?
From: krazymissi [krazy missi]
Date: 24-Aug-2008 10:33
He had sex not because he enjoyed it but because someone paid him to. That is called prostitution. Now they will have to send another undercover cop in to arrest him,and so on and so on. Pretty soon everyone's a hooker.
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 24-Aug-2008 11:10
"Cat, did any Coffin's get cremated?" Yup!
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 24-Aug-2008 17:53
He got paid to get nookie. He paid to get nookie. Reminds me of the middle deer in the Animal-Wrongness deer threesome. Manwhore?
Updated: 24-Aug-2008 17:53
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