From: gargoyle1
Date: 4-Oct-2007 17:25

Some more "illegal dogging"?

From: redrubberballs [salty]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 17:56

Where's Dick Cheney?

From: emptyhead [emptyhead]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 18:02

I love the story, a dead dog and silver shoes mystery.

From: cocytus9judecca4 [What would Nietzsche do?]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 18:29

not anything we would see made into a childrens book any time soon.....

From: gargoyle1
Date: 4-Oct-2007 18:43

Harry Potter and the mystery of the Silver Shoes?

From: crnkybitch [cranky bitch]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 18:48

'Silver shoes found'
+++

Oh easy case to solve.

Just go to each house and have the shoes tried on. If it fits then the
prince has found his princess.

I may have some stories confused here, sorry.

From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 18:55

Is the dog going to be ok?

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 19:03

just another british atrocity against american bulldogs..dating back to before the Revolution..bloody hell.

From: static [arking quotes]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 19:20


Sick twisted people, I had one when I was a boy. Good dog/sick human.

From: ohhellno [steve-vo]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 20:29

I think the dog got the hint.

From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 22:17

25 priors and he's out after 6 years? Oh, by the way, sorry he raped your little girl. Our bad.

From: kyotay2001 [We all have our bears to cross]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 01:39

I'm confused on both stories.

2 life sentences plus 4 yrs and out in six? I get concurent but wtf? Am I reading this with my drunk brain?

Dog story. It attacked someone and is now dead with no owner to step forward? Whats the problem there?

Feel free to call me an idiot and point out what I am missing.
My excuse in advance is that I am drinking and tired of doing the work of reading while only getting Jerry Springer quality mental stims.

Spell check thinks I'm cool.

From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 02:03

Bad Doggie!

Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Doggie!

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 04:54

From: cocytus9judecca4 [What would Nietzsche do?]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 18:29

not anything we would see made into a childrens book any time soon.....
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I see you've not read any original fairy tales. Grimm''s Fairy Tales are pretty gruesome. So are the ones compiled by Hans Christian Anderson.

For example, in the original version of Cinderella, one of the step-sisters cuts off part of her own foot to make it fit in the slipper. Strangely, the prince doesn't notice she's bleeding until they are down the road a ways. He then takes her back and then asks Cinderella to try on the shoe, which she does. Personally, I don't think I could try on a bloody slipper even if it did come with a prince and a kingdom.

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 06:11

I just don't get the whole stupid fucking people breeding thing at all.

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 07:17

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 06:11

I just don't get the whole stupid fucking people breeding thing at all.
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I don't understand this sentence.

From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 11:02

Ciao, your husband found a new one:

http://www.fucd.com/index.php?link=3086

From: trixiekitsch [trixie]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 12:14

dogs are the best people I know.

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 13:26

PPP, quit showing me your home movies in hopes I'll fuck you. I have a man, thank you very much, and he doesn't have syphilis like you do.

From: teratomarty [Self-made man]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 13:47

I declare the alleged "sex monster" insufficient. Also stupid. I think we should establish some definitions, here. If we're going to call someone a sex monster, he should be at least six feet tall, square jaw, scarred face, either a full head of hair or completely bald (none of this receeding hairline bullshittery) and should glare at the mugshot camera with brooding menace, not a sorry junkie bitch-face. Also, he should have a huge dick and a long and rapey history- repeated petty theft won't cut it.

Is anyone else sick of the lack of really good supervillains and/or lurking horrors?

From: sp00k
Date: 5-Oct-2007 14:44



What? No Michael Vick jokes?

From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 15:14

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 18:41

I saw a nog-nog eatin 'roast of dog' at Trader Vic's......
And the pubic hair on his head........was perfect!

From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 18:44

Like this?

From: static [arking quotes]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 19:35

Ponti, don't forget...

From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 19:41

From: static [arking quotes]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 19:59

Do you have the "i have a dearm" pic?

That's so true.

From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 20:12

From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 22:10

From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 22:28

Here boy, sit up and beg!
Speak!
get my slippers!
Play dead!

Gooooood dog!

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 05:34

A story I can really lift my leg on. To.

From: kamonohashi [rorschach]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 07:04

The "best" thing about the sex monster-article is that "Zipfel" is in German a kiddy-word for penis.