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T-Rex is God
Des Moines Register | Submitted by: evildave
"Turner was saying something about Egyptians. I asked what he said and he just repeated Egyptians. At this time Turner got to his feet and began to walk around." Then he went down on his knees. According to the police report, Turner twice said that T-Rex is god and he stuck one of the two knives in the ground.
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Like lemmings to a cliff
From: auldorun [Auldorun]
Date: 12-May-2008 14:15

i suck cock

From: gargoyle1
Date: 12-May-2008 14:17

Should have let him die, period. Stab him again.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 12-May-2008 14:22

I'm gonna go out on a limb and suggest that this guy was nuts or on drugs he couldn't handle. Now, if he'd said "Jimmy Page is God", it would've made more sense. But no ...

From: jesussavez [Just hanging around]
Date: 12-May-2008 14:41

He might have been trying to perform a self-trach?

And yes, Page over Bolan ANY day.

From: crapola [Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 12-May-2008 15:08


Yes they are.

From: barbarossa58 [Phallus Maximus]
Date: 12-May-2008 15:15

Well, I grew up on the east side of Des Moines. This doesn't surprise me.

From: ohhellno [steve-vo]
Date: 12-May-2008 15:19

Your built like a car
Just got a hub cap diamond star halo...



Get it on
Bang the gong.
Get it on

From: scarfface [Schmutamongus]
Date: 12-May-2008 16:20

Apparently he's a fan of glam rock.

From: texasman1000 [texas]
Date: 12-May-2008 16:32

Of course, T-rex, yes it all makes sense now.....

From: deutchbagg [poli]
Date: 12-May-2008 16:51

thats what he gets for watching jurassic park with a bowl of pcp

From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone]
Date: 12-May-2008 17:38

All the bazaar men by the Nile
They got their money on a bet
Gold crocodiles (oh whey oh)
They snap their teeth on your cigarette.

Foreign types with the hookah pipes say:
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like an Egyptian.

From: menehune [Karl]
Date: 12-May-2008 17:52

Well Marc Bolan was Jewish.....

From: loriforgie [lori]
Date: 12-May-2008 18:42

Well Mott the Hoople said "oh god why do I need T.v when I've got T-Rex?"
All the young dudes.

From: smokey [krispy]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:17

dude lay off the shit!!

From: mencken
Date: 12-May-2008 20:42

He's just a jeepster for your love....

From: ltjackboot [name]
Date: 12-May-2008 21:29

Thank you for sharing auldorun.

From: wulfgarthewhite [Black to White]
Date: 12-May-2008 21:56

Thou art God.

From: athenstexman [Ron]
Date: 13-May-2008 02:05

I danced myself right out the womb...

From: prestonsgirl [Melanie]
Date: 13-May-2008 04:20

He must have been a big fan of the movie: "Jurassic Park"! ^_^

From: heineken [it's beer]
Date: 13-May-2008 07:10

Was he referring to the singer or the dino? Shitty article.

From: heraclitus [and in measures dying out]
Date: 13-May-2008 12:08

T-Rex is God? Nietzsche was right all along.

From: sirmixalot [SirMixalot]
Date: 13-May-2008 12:32

Apparently faggy little useless arms and a brain the size of a walnut couldn't help God survive the awesome powers of slow and sustained natural evolution.

From: deddodge [gaylord]
Date: 13-May-2008 13:57

We call my tubby little brother T-Rex. His arms are real short. He plays drums.

From: irbaboon [Suggie thames]
Date: 13-May-2008 18:15

Who are we to judge another man's religion! Maybe T-Rex is God. Can any of you prove otherwise? I didn't think so!

From: rev [meupnpopmyclutch]
Date: 14-May-2008 10:09

NO! Alosaurus is God, T-Rex is the devil!

From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 14-May-2008 13:02


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Updated: 14-May-2008 13:19
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