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T-Rex is God
Des Moines Register | Submitted by: evildave
"Turner was saying something about Egyptians. I asked what he said and he just repeated Egyptians. At this time Turner got to his feet and began to walk around." Then he went down on his knees. According to the police report, Turner twice said that T-Rex is god and he stuck one of the two knives in the ground.
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From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 12-May-2008 14:22
I'm gonna go out on a limb and suggest that this guy was nuts or on drugs he couldn't handle. Now, if he'd said "Jimmy Page is God", it would've made more sense. But no ...
From: jesussavez [Just hanging around]
Date: 12-May-2008 14:41
He might have been trying to perform a self-trach? And yes, Page over Bolan ANY day.
From: texasman1000 [texas]
Date: 12-May-2008 16:32
Of course, T-rex, yes it all makes sense now.....
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 12-May-2008 17:38
All the bazaar men by the Nile They got their money on a bet Gold crocodiles (oh whey oh) They snap their teeth on your cigarette. Foreign types with the hookah pipes say: Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh Walk like an Egyptian.
From: loriforgie [lori]
Date: 12-May-2008 18:42
Well Mott the Hoople said "oh god why do I need T.v when I've got T-Rex?" All the young dudes.
From: prestonsgirl [Melanie]
Date: 13-May-2008 04:20
He must have been a big fan of the movie: "Jurassic Park"! ^_^
From: sirmixalot [SirMixalot]
Date: 13-May-2008 12:32
Apparently faggy little useless arms and a brain the size of a walnut couldn't help God survive the awesome powers of slow and sustained natural evolution.
From: irbaboon [Suggie thames]
Date: 13-May-2008 18:15
Who are we to judge another man's religion! Maybe T-Rex is God. Can any of you prove otherwise? I didn't think so!
From: rev [meupnpopmyclutch]
Date: 14-May-2008 10:09
NO! Alosaurus is God, T-Rex is the devil!
From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 14-May-2008 13:02
no more talk we update rotten "daily" now!
Updated: 14-May-2008 13:19
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