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30 year-old + 8-year-old = Jail
El Paso Times | Submitted by: redrubberballs
"A 30-year-old Las Cruces woman was in custody Wednesday, charged with having sexual contact with an 8-year-old boy, Las Cruces police reported."
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From: susannah309 [thesenutzforyou]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 17:24
what woman looks at a little boy's dingle and say got to get me some of that. eww. also so little.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 4-Oct-2007 17:28
She's not that bad looking that she couldn't get a real man to do her, geez. Grow up bitch.
From: skyeyez9
[Marie]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 17:33
I assume having sex w/ an 8yr be the equivalent of sticking a vienna sausage up yer twat? How is that pleasureable? Unless that boy was hung like a horse why did she bother?
From: redrubberballs
[salty]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 17:40
" ...is charged with two felony counts of criminal sexual penetration of a child younger than 13 " She penetrated him - w/ finger(s) in the ass or she fingered her twat and stuck her fingers in his mouth or ass... 
From: jaybegood
[Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 17:40
"is charged with two felony counts of criminal sexual penetration of a child younger than 13 and one count of contributing to the delinquency of a minor." Did she get the kid with a strap-on dildo? What did she "penetrate him" with, maybe she was his Doctor and checking his little prostate. I bet he wuz nekkid!
From: spanker [Smoking Joe]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 17:42
She looks a lot better when viewed from a distance... pretty homely up close. That's perfect 2:00 a.m. bar bait for someone sporting some serious beer goggles. She could have snagged some real sausage for at least a one nighter but apparently she prefers the limp cocktail wieners.
From: flossy666
[Flossy]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 18:00
Okay, I've seen high school and middle school boys that I've had to admit were sort of cute in an illegal sort of way. But an eight year old? "Oh sweetie, when you're finished blowing bubbles in your milk could you grab your tooth fairy money & buy me a Happy Meal?" That's not hot.
From: himmlerismyhero [Brad]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 18:14
If my teenage son fucked a 30 year old, ( that didn't have a std ) I would be cool with it. But if she fucked my 8 year old son she would be dead. VERY DEAD!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 19:22
She probably rode the little fucker with an enormous strap-on......kid'll be shitting blood for a month!
From: slappymcbappy [Slappy McBappy]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 19:54
What did she "penetrate him" with... ------ In California at least, "penetration" means any penetration of an orifice by either side. So I'm guessing she probably tried to suck his little urine-soaked dinky until he got bored and wanted to play XBox again.
From: niebelung [oregonian]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 20:12
Any of you really think she's ever gonna do one day of prison time?
From: darkheart
Date: 4-Oct-2007 20:23
That's funny. The victim is her relative... so why are they revealing her identity? Oh wait... she's white! Never mind.
From: pontiuspilatus
[Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 20:24
From: crnkybitch [cranky bitch] Date: 4-Oct-2007 19:50 Pontius you'd hit anything with a pussy. You are either older than I thought, or you have a really shitty memory. ------------ So true. Except that I don't do anything below 25 years or above 65 Kilos. I'm 36. I still love you of course.
From: ohhellno
[steve-vo]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 20:41
I bet that kid has some bragging rights at school yeah,her tits arnt really that big, she really isnt blond, but boy, can she suck some wiener! ,
From: crnkybitch
[cranky bitch]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 20:55
Of course you love me Pontius, who doesn't love me? Well besides people that don't like me, but they don't count. I am thrilled beyond words that I meet your strict requirements. How sad it would be to not be hittable to the guy that fucks anything moving. I'm bored, can you be entertaining? Do tricks or something?
From: crnkybitch
[cranky bitch]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 22:18
Nothing huh.. thanks. *sob I miss Dickhead. I'm going to go cry in a corner or sleep or die or something dammit. And those of you that see nothing wrong with a 30 year old cunt fucking and/or sucking an 8 year old are fucktards. Hypocritical fucktards.
From: doesshe
[ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 01:17
From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius] Date: 5-Oct-2007 00:36 Who cares about that hair? I want to see her pubic hair! ============ That is an excellent pick-up line. Some guy had said to me once, "I want to see your pubic hair." Within 12 hours, we were married in Las Vegas.
From: fartnozzle
[Hiznibs]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 01:22
What I want to know is: do the inmates at women's prisons feel the same way about child molesters as they do in men's prisons? Would she get shanked in the yard for having "short-eyes"?
From: numbnuts [peckerhead]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 04:32
PPP: I remember getting hardons at 8 years old because if I did not wake up with one I never had anything to play with all day.
From: numbnuts [peckerhead]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 04:57
DS: Can I see your pubic hairs, I"ve got a pair of tickets to Vegas.
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 05:38
What? No racist rants? No "kill whitey" comments? No "send them back to Europe" screams? Double standard check, please.
From: ladyjanegrey
Date: 5-Oct-2007 06:06
People I'd have sex with: Cute 16-year-old bagging my groceries? Yes. Cute 8-year-old wiping boogers on his desk? No.
From: blahblahblowme
[my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 06:19
The twislers just weren't enough for her to stick in her twat I guess. Fucking A, stupid people wasting our oxygen, what a waste of skin. Damn that chick needs to be fucking shot. It is just too creepy. Now if it was a 30 year old guy sticking an 8 year old girl, it's all just too fucking creepy. What was she thinking? Shoot her now, rehabilitate later.
From: pussypounder [deeppenetrator]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 08:15
Why Parents Drink A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Mom" With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter Dear Mom,: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Mom she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Mom. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren. Love, Your Son Jon P.S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.
From: underpantism [Skippy Duffin]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 08:32
She sure looks like that girl that was in "Dead like me". Sorry but I've wasted enough time trying to insert some images into this message....<dumbass>
From: underpantism [Skippy Duffin]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 09:02
I can really really be stupid... Anyway heres the mugshots I was trying to put up  
From: phuck [and the horse you rode in on]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 14:30
I'd wreck that chick. I'd make her make noises that only dolphins can hear.
From: sp00k
Date: 5-Oct-2007 14:35
 Why does she look like the type of girl that would say something like "Daddy says out of all my sisters, I french kiss the best"
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 15:33
Not bad when made up actually.....stupid little fucker should have kept his mouth shut and kept tagging it until he fucked her out midway through high school! When he's 12 he's gonna kick himself!
From: 69rotten69 [oh yeah]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 15:37
When I was about 13 years old, I had an aunt that would make sexually suggestive remarks when we were alone together. She was about 27-28. Looking back, I think I could have hit that if I had realized what whe was trying to do....damnit, damnit, damnit...I curse my boyish ignorance.
From: sp00k
Date: 5-Oct-2007 15:38
Damn. I didn't have sex with any of my teachers until I was 10. Only did it once though. My ass was sore for days.
From: flossy666
[Flossy]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 15:53
From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius] Date: 4-Oct-2007 19:27 She won't win a beauty contest, but she's not that bad looking indeed. I'd probably hit it. Do 8 year olds even get erections yet? I swear I'm too old to remember. ~~~~~~~~~~~ My son has been getting them since birth.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 16:57
the truth is harsh but best. she needed some sexual healing and wasnt thinking with her head. musta been a nice handful of peach meat thar- crikey-i'd much rather fuck an octogenarian orangutan
From: fucktardmama [fook-me]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 17:08
From: sp00k Date: 5-Oct-2007 15:38 Damn. I didn't have sex with any of my teachers until I was 10. Only did it once though. My ass was sore for days ------------------- hee hee hee...reminds me of a joke I heard in college. A boy about 15 came home from school late one day. Mom asked him where he had been. He answered sheepishly "hey mom I'm late 'cus I was gettin' laid". His mom looked astonished and said "you know, I don't want to hear that kind of thing, go to your room, and wait for your father". The dad comes home, mom tells him what happened. He says in a stern voice "I'll go talk to the boy". Once in the room, dad says quietly "son, I'm proud of you. I hope you had a good time". A few days later, the dad asks the boy "son, you getting any lately?" Son answers "nah Dad, my asshole still hurts from the last time."
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 17:31
DD, you dislike the fact I am with a black man, but it is white men who drove me away from them with their violent tendencies, their brutal treatment and their stalking. I could have stayed with white men, but why? Y'all raped, beat and brutalized me 'til I would rather turn my pussy wrong side out, cut it off and sew it shut before I ever fuck one of you again. Besides, my mister makes more money than you, is better educated than you and has a bigger dick. He spoils me shamelessly and loves me to distraction. Can your woman say she is as well loved and cared for as I am? I doubt it. I know that no matter where we go, my mister treats me better than any other woman I meet. If that makes me guilty of bestiality in your eyes, fine. Your eyes aren't the ones I look into each morning nor are they the last ones I see at night. The eyes I look into adore me and I adore him back. Now, trot off and find some more propaganda to convince yourself of your superiority. I know the truth and it is you aren't half the man my darling husband is, nor will you ever be.
From: flossy666
[Flossy]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 17:35
From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius] Date: 5-Oct-2007 16:22 Flossy, hadn't seen one before. Funny. But regarding your son, a little bit too much of information. Well, I did ask for it. ~~~~~~~~~ I'm just saying, I think most boys get them from birth. It's a funny thing to see during diaper changes. Gives me a chuckle. I've also seen him try to make a balloon animal out of it. That's one of the things they don't warn you about in prenatal classes.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 17:38
I'm just saying, I think most boys get them from birth. It's a funny thing to see during diaper changes. Gives me a chuckle. I've also seen him try to make a balloon animal out of it. ---------------------------- Amusing flossy.....but it sounds painful!
From: flossy666
[Flossy]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 17:42
Amusing flossy.....but it sounds painful! ~~~~~~~~~~~ More painful to see, I think. But I'm assuming he'd quit it if it hurt. I figure if I make a big deal he'll get obsessed. I just hope he never does it in front of a 30 year old Las Cruces woman. She might take it as a come on.
From: traumaphiliac [traumaphiliac]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 17:45
He has a bigger dick than me? When did you see my dick? That reminds me of that stupid old joke. Little black sambo was in kindergarden and asked his teacher, "Ma'am am I the smartest boy in here?" Teacher said, "No little black sambo" He said, "Am I the best looking?" She said "No little black sambo" He said, "Well do I have the biggest cock?" She said, "Yes little black sambo." He said, "Is it because I'm black? She said, "No it's because your 16."
From: gargoyle1
Date: 5-Oct-2007 18:20
Snatcheroo, I'm not an 80 year old but here's a pic of me on a good day, just so's yas knows. 
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 18:25
A stolen one no doubt.....with a big fat ugly 'white bitch' sprawled out on the back seat with a crack-pipe in her toothless mouth and and corn-rows in her greasy tick-ridden hair! Ain't segregation grand?
From: lordcrimsonking
[Flagg]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 22:24
Re: From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius] Date: 5-Oct-2007 19:05 ============================================================================== The redhead on the right is the only one that is fuckable (by my standards anyways). -LCK
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 07:51
Flagg, you don't have to blow the margins to separate one part of your comment from the other......fucking tard. ======================= See? That is clearly separated yet well with in the margins. Don't be an ass about this.
From: selmore [dave]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 09:13
Third grader Little Black Sambo gets sent home from school for pulling out his wennie. Mother Aunt Jamimah says, "Sambo why'd you get sent home from schoolin." Sambo say, "Mama, We's having a contest to see who's weenie is biggest." Aunt Jaminah, "SAMBO, you mean you pulled your whole weenie out!" Sambo, "Naw Mama, I pulled out just enough to win."
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 15:10
Too bad Steve Irwin is dead.....I can see it now: Episode 34 : ‘The Ghetto Ape’. "And this dangerous primate, close relation to the Silverback is in his ghetto environment constantly robbing banks, selling narcotics, pimping ho's and looking for his favourite prey.....white bitches". "Careful now....we don't want to disturb this savage beast whilst he dispenses crack; these are violent creatures extremely adverse to personal responsibility". "Crikey....he's seen us"! I'll just get me .357 and blow a great hole in his back....just to slow 'im down of course. Crikey...we've killed 'im! Unfortunately, these lazy beasts are over-prevelant in society as they breed indiscriminately and abandon their young at birth. Some people believe these animals can be domesticated by giving them undeserved positions in the DMV and in the bus-driving community…but if you observe closely; that mythology is exploded with great alacrity. "Even more dangerous than stingrays they are mate! Well...that's it for today Boys & Girls. I hope you have gained insight into the world of the Ghetto Ape....an amazingly dangerous and ignorant beast inhabiting the lower echelons of the animal kingdom. And likely to remain there." "See ya next week on “Crocododile Hunter. Ta-Ta!" "Crikey"!
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 15:25
i'd still hit steve irwin's corpse- prolly be better than the live macoy just for the silence.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 15:37
He did have an enormous gob snatcher!
From: technodestructo [technodestructo]
Date: 8-Oct-2007 11:51
(Your age / 2) + 7 = how old the other party must be for it to not be creepy. I'm surprised more people don't know this.
Updated: 11-Oct-2007 14:38
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