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Fighting and Swinging
Florida Times-Union | Submitted by: Kyotay2001
"Taking a last swig of beer and directing an obscene gesture at swarming deputies after a 115-mph chase is as good a way as any to assure a jail stay."
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From: gargoyle1
Date: 4-Oct-2007 17:30
But the cops still don't have quotas. This one was an idiot, but he wasn't successful at suicide by cop. Too bad.
From: emptyhead [emptyhead]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 18:10
You are right garg, that boy wanted to die. He should have a water pistol. You really have to try hard to get the cops to put down hard. That taser has changed my plans.
From: crnkybitch
[cranky bitch]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 19:07
Galloway, defiant to the end, told deputies he "was going to die fighting and swinging." +++ Nope, just crying in prison like a little bitch. Yay!
From: pontiuspilatus
[Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 19:18
From my own experience: - Sir you drove 165 in a 50 kmh limited area - I: Hicks - Sir are you drunk - Errr, yes. A little. - Ok, please hand over your car keys - Hicks. I have another car. - Sir, you will report to the station tomorrow. - I don't think so. I'll be on a plane to Asia. - Ok, you drive under the speed limit. Not all cops are assholes. I drove home at 49,9 kmh. I did not run over any child.
From: mencken
Date: 4-Oct-2007 19:45
Drunk driving, reckless driving, high speed chases, meth use, suspected handgun possession, giving cops the finger, Tasered, littering... boy, do I like the cut of this lad's jib. I say he was shirtless, as well. Any wagers? A boring site indeed Rotten.com would be without such merriment provided by our unlettered brethren. "Florida uber alles"
From: darkheart
Date: 4-Oct-2007 20:34
 http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/topstories/news-article.aspx?storyid=92717
From: loveto
[Jill Awf]
Date: 4-Oct-2007 22:54
I did sum drunk driving tonight, kept it in the lane, 5 miles over so as not to raise an eyebrow. fighting is ok in the pit, not on the road. road is dangerous. worst you get knocked down and your face smashed in da pit, some fucker is still gonna pull you back up and throw you back in. all in good fun.
From: csi [can't stand idiots]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 00:05
tasers the scourge of all would be suicide by cop idiots.
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 05:52
Another white criminal......seems to be a trend...... PPP, you are repeatedly and enthusiastically full of great clods of shit. Still hoping your dick rots off.
From: four20nprogress
[Ryan]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 07:03
Heh, thats a normal scene here in TExas. People fighting with cops with beer in their hands is an everyday drive down the hood for me.
From: powderedtoastman
[Michael]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 08:53
Officer: "Sir, when did you last smoke marijuana?" Suspect: "...why?" Officer: "because your eyes are bloodshot!" Suspect: "Officer, how long since you last had a donut?" Officer: "Why??" Suspect: "because your eyes look glazed!"
From: pontiuspilatus
[Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 10:51
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened] Date: 5-Oct-2007 05:52 Another white criminal......seems to be a trend...... PPP, you are repeatedly and enthusiastically full of great clods of shit. Still hoping your dick rots off. ------------------ It's actually getting better. Why do you want my dick to fall off that bad? I can guarantee you that I'll never stick it into trailer trash, so you're really safe. I bet you look something like this. 
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 13:33
PPP, I'm hoping your dick rots off to prevent another woman from ever having to fuck you again. I can't think of any valid reason to subject a woman to your tender mercies unless it's as punishment for some heinous misdeed. We certainly don't want you to reproduce either. I imagine you looking like this....  But without the sex appeal.
From: crnkybitch
[cranky bitch]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 15:09
Why don't you two just fuck each other and get it over with. Bella going on and on about Ponitus and his diseased dick. Pontius searching for fat chick pics. It is so sweet and yet so sickening.
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 16:09
Pompous, with all your whoring and drugging and such, you are the one who sounds straight out of the trailer park. I really don't think anyone is buying this "citizen of the world" crap either. I'm betting you live in Ohio and pick up sluts at the bowling alley.
From: crnkybitch
[cranky bitch]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 16:19
Wait a minute are you adding to your list of requirements? Pontius fucks everything.* *must be female *over 25 *under 65 kilos *asian or russian wow you keep getting pickier and you might end up not having all the itchy,icky,drippy problems.
From: crnkybitch
[cranky bitch]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 16:51
Calm down Pontius. I was not questioning your ability to get pussy, or your adorable arrogant prick ways. I was making fun of your list of requirements, your low standards and what not.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 17:04
please, please; such harshities invoked in the name of caravan rubbish. i can so see bella and ponty sharing a double dong dildo-eh be kind bella=leave him a bit more than a perforated colon
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 17:40
Snatchy, if I were to fuck Pompous it would be with a the business end of a T-post and I wouldn't stop until he gagged on it as it made it's way up. Then, I'd disembowel him, drape myself in the bloody entrails, set his corpse on fire and dance merrily about the blaze while singing show tunes and drinking champagne. Maybe not though, he does have a tendency to fuck anydamnthing....might be best to skip the entrails draping and go right to the burning man.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 17:47
ahh-i knew if i primed the pump..
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 17:49
Mike, Pompous wishes he was a nice looking as those guys.
From: mikeisgreen
[Mike]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 19:01
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened] Date: 5-Oct-2007 17:40 "Snatchy, if I were to fuck Pompous it would be with a the business end of a T-post and I wouldn't stop until he gagged on it as it made it's way up. Then, I'd disembowel him, drape myself in the bloody entrails, set his corpse on fire and dance merrily about the blaze while singing show tunes and drinking champagne." ********************************************* Bella, when was the last time I told you that you're incredibly hot?  (See Gargoyle? It's not a hate fest.)
From: crnkybitch
[cranky bitch]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 19:18
Whats the matter with you Gargoyle? A hate fuck can be a good thing. oh, right, you said fest...hate fest. Well, that can be fun too. Now go die, all of you.
From: pontiuspilatus
[Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 20:01
Come on Mike. You're imagination? Are you another one of the tards who wouldn't make it to 3rd grade? It's really, really easy. You're is short for you are. Your is when something is supposed to belong to somebody. Now please don't come back and say "Could of been". I thought you could do better. But then again, you like CowCow. Who in return likes n!ggers.
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 21:21
Mike, when was the last time I told you I liked your 12 inch......... Brain stem? You sexy Canuck you. Break out the mayo, baby, we got squirrels to spare! (See, Gargoyle, we got plenty of love.....you darling curmudgeon!)
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 5-Oct-2007 22:24
What threesome? We've never considered the squirrels a third before, but what the hey, I can adjust. Can we still have the mayo?
From: crnkybitch
[cranky bitch]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 00:10
Am I the only one who has noticed that I did not make the grammatical error charged to my by Pontius? +++ "Pissed by no pic? Pontius, where's you're imagination?" you're imagination - no no your imagination - yay!
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 08:00
Static, thanks so much, but I have one here at the house that is quite nice. And the man attached to it also spoils me, not just with his considerable...uh...er....reach....but with lavish attention in and out of the boudoir. That is a very nice one though. I do think you misunderstood about the 12 inches of Mike's I was referring to. Mike had a 12 inch brain stem. It's very sexy. Mike, on the mayo, whatever works best for you, hon. I'm good either way.
Updated: 11-Oct-2007 14:38
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