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From: gargoyle1
Date: 12-May-2008 14:19
It's really sad that vandals are so lame these days.  Some 5th graders parents need a serious beatdown too.
From: jesussavez [Just hanging around]
Date: 12-May-2008 14:48
So this begs the question, why the window punch? We are used to the guns and pot. Is this going to start a new trend? Do I need to get window punch locks? And most importantly, wtf is a window punch?
From: barbarossa58
[Phallus Maximus]
Date: 12-May-2008 15:35
jesussavez beat me to the punch about the window punch. But, to quote from the other story: "He says the vandalism was likely done by "SpongeBob fanatics."  The finest National Forest law enforcement officer is on the case.
From: skyeyez9
[Marie]
Date: 12-May-2008 16:12
Are ya ready kids? Aye, Aye captain! I can't heeeaaar yooouuu! AYE, AYE CAPTAIN! oooooooooooo......... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Sponge Bob Square Pants! Absorbent and yellow and porous is he. Sponge Bob Square Pants! If nautical nonsense be somethin' ya wish. Sponge Bob Square Pants! Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish. Sponge Bob Square Pants! Ready? Sponge Bob Square Pants, Sponge Bob Square Pants, Sponge Bob Square Pants, Sponge Booob Square Paaants! Ah Ha Ha, Ha Ha Ha, Ha, hArgh wh..arire..Ha arrrigh.
From: skyeyez9
[Marie]
Date: 12-May-2008 16:13
I personally like Plankton...that little bastard has perserverence on trying to steal the krabby patty recipe time after time after time......
From: sp00k
Date: 12-May-2008 16:26
He says the vandalism was likely done by "SpongeBob fanatics." ======== I think it was a vicious SpongeBob Gang. Sounds like they're tagging their turf. 
From: sawgunner [Doug]
Date: 12-May-2008 17:41
Let's see, they are going to spend thousands of dollars to remove the paint from a chimney on a building that hasn't been used since the 1930's? Pay me a thousand and cover the cost of the wrecking ball rental, and they can consider the job done.
From: sawgunner [Doug]
Date: 12-May-2008 18:00
I know, I know. But how the hell could I make a joke using that line of thinking? "They are going to spend thousands of dollars to remove paint from a building that hasn't been used since the 1930's? Well, that's what I would have to charge since the building is historical and there are Federal standards for paint removal that have to be adhered to!" Just doesn't have the same zing to it. I mean, my line wasn't great, but damn.
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 12-May-2008 18:19
SpongeBob SquarePants is a VERY sexual cartoon. Don't believe me? Let me illustrate..... --SpongeBob lives in Bikini Bottom......what is usually found in a bikini bottom? --He's a sponge in a bikini bottom......birth control anyone? --Patrick looks eerily like a vibrator. --Squidworth looks like a sperm. --The Crusty Crab....need I say more? And we allow the children to watch this filth! Sweet Heavenly Mother! What are we doing? Somebody please....THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 12-May-2008 19:34
Patsy, the Professer made a generator powered bcycle machine usually powered by Gilligan to keep things juiced up.. Or had you forgotten? The Professer could make a space radio receiver out of a coconut. He later had a son.. McGiver..
From: sawgunner [Doug]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:23
Yes, the professor was a genius. But he still couldn't figure out how to make a flippin boat or raft. Of course if it meant being marooned with Mary Ann, I wouldn't have figured it out either.
From: mencken
Date: 12-May-2008 20:46
From: skyeyez9 [Marie] Date: 12-May-2008 16:13 I personally like Plankton...that little bastard has perserverence on trying to steal the krabby patty recipe time after time after time...... ------------- I suspect that Plankton had something to do with the vandalism. You know, he gets Sponge Bob arrested, and then he has clear access to Crabby Patty recipie. Fiendishly clever, that Plankton.
From: herbstrummin [herbert]
Date: 12-May-2008 21:16
This one time, I saw this magician, and he had this thing, and well, anyway, he said that if yooooooouuuuuuuuu believe in yourself, and with a tiiiiiiinnnnnnny pinch of magic, aaaaaaaallllllllll your dreams can come true.
From: sp00k
Date: 13-May-2008 08:21
Several thousand dollars to clean up? Must be using Mr. Crabs cleaning service.
From: skyeyez9
[Marie]
Date: 13-May-2008 10:01
What is really funny is the guy who does the voice of Plankton, cause he kinda resembles plankton in a weird way. ................... From: mencken Date: 12-May-2008 20:46 From: skyeyez9 [Marie] Date: 12-May-2008 16:13 I personally like Plankton...that little bastard has perserverence on trying to steal the krabby patty recipe time after time after time...... ------------- I suspect that Plankton had something to do with the vandalism. You know, he gets Sponge Bob arrested, and then he has clear access to Crabby Patty recipie. Fiendishly clever, that Plankton.
From: coondingee
[Coondingee]
Date: 13-May-2008 10:23
Kid was already in the fifth grade and this is the best he can do? When I was in the forth grade I got charged for trying to burn down that same damn school down. I guess on thing is for sure, it still suck monkey balls there.
From: fucktardmama [fook-me]
Date: 13-May-2008 15:06
Ciao, I can vouch that the sponge is not an effective method of birth control. We have a 15 year old daughter as a result of the sponge. As far as who did it? Well fuck him or her to hell and back. Gives the rest of us Sponge Bob fanatics a bad name.
From: docdoober [IHavePnS]
Date: 13-May-2008 18:04
Colorado, quickly becoming the nation's land-bound Florida.
From: simonjester [Bill Vojtech]
Date: 14-May-2008 06:02
They abandon a building in the 1930's and now they have their panties in a bunch that someone doodled on it? The real crime is that government is allowed to own so much freakin' land.
From: jarhead74
[k-bar]
Date: 14-May-2008 11:15
Hey, the culprit had to have been sandy squirrel. She alone had the opportunity. I bet she's on Patrick Stars' payrole.
From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 14-May-2008 13:03
 no more talk we update rotten "daily" now!
Updated: 14-May-2008 13:19
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