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Speedo Crime
WKMG-TV 6 Orlando | Submitted by: Ascott
"It frightens me and embarrasses me to go public with it."
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From: auldorun [Auldorun]
Date: 12-May-2008 14:17
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From: omagoch [Bryan]
Date: 12-May-2008 14:35
Wearing a speedo should be a crime. No one has ever looked good in a speedo, and no one ever will.
From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 12-May-2008 14:42
 http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2008/may/07/beach-bobs-brouhaha/ "And so his retirement was going. Sun-drenched, uneventful. Until one day a Lee County Sheriff’s deputy stopped by and wrote him a warning for trespassing. The reason? “Exposed scrotum,” the notice read. “Never return to Bonita Beach Main Access.” 
From: gargoyle1
Date: 12-May-2008 15:01
Most people who wear speedos shouldn't, period. It should be a federal crime too. But then so should women who wear bikinis or thong underwear.
From: bungmunch
[muncher of bung]
Date: 12-May-2008 15:10
From: auldorun [Auldorun] Date: 12-May-2008 14:17 how many times do i have to tell you. i suck cock ---------------- do you prefer your loads voluminous? and what about taste
From: useless2society [Useless II Society]
Date: 12-May-2008 15:58
Florida I went there once. Never again. Every female (and most males) under 65 is a slut. Everyone under 65 has a Coke habit. Once the sluttiness and drugs wear off they become jesus freaks. Then they turn prudish and this shit happens. And the place can be summed up in one word: B O R I N G DONT' GO TO FLORIDA
From: flossy666
[Flossy]
Date: 12-May-2008 16:17
As much as I dislike looking at a man in a Speedo, this is a shocking abuse of authority. Bad taste is not against the law. We all have the right to roll our eyes and whisper to each other about how ridiculous he looks, but he also has every right to look as ridiculous as he likes. Where do you draw the line? I don't like your flip flops...get off the beach! I think your sun hat is ugly...get off the beach!
From: crapola
[Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 12-May-2008 17:02
From: gargoyle1 Date: 12-May-2008 15:01 Most people who wear speedos shouldn't, period. It should be a federal crime too. But then so should women who wear bikinis or thong underwear. ###  A sweet ass is not a crime. But, if it is,  I'll take a bite out of it.
From: sawgunner [Doug]
Date: 12-May-2008 17:49
There is something unholy about manufacturing and selling short-shorts, bikinis, and miniskirts in plus-sizes. This guy was just payback for the cows who abuse us guys by wearing the above items.
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 12-May-2008 18:43
I could understand if he had been ticketed for wearing his Speedo at the mall, but the beach? While I agree that Speedos shouldn't be worn except by Olympic swimmers and divers, they are hardly illegal and are considered swimwear and as such, completely acceptable at the beach. More bullying by police.....the fashion police, no less! What would they have done had he been wearing a mankini?   Worse than a Speedo, if you ask me.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 12-May-2008 19:29
Gawd that fucking Borat is disgusting. He should be dropped in a meat grinder feet first just for wearing that thing and parading his fugly ass around in it.
From: smokey
[krispy]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:34
i see this shit all the time walking down the beach in florida its fucking sick. as long as they dont fuck with me which these speedo thong weird ass fuckers never do i wont beat them down with the base ball bat i got in the trunk of my car.
From: evangelicide [Oderint Dum Metuant]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:43
FYI--the potato belongs in the FRONT. Never the back--that's just disgusting...
From: crapola
[Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 12-May-2008 20:56
Afraid? Coming from an withered old geezer in speedo? The last thing anyone wants to see is someone's bones convert to fuel whist wearing a thong.
From: ankharan [Ankharan]
Date: 13-May-2008 00:39
From: useless2society [Useless II Society] Date: 12-May-2008 15:58 Florida I went there once. Never again. Every female (and most males) under 65 is a slut. Everyone under 65 has a Coke habit. Once the sluttiness and drugs wear off they become jesus freaks. Then they turn prudish and this shit happens. And the place can be summed up in one word: B O R I N G DONT' GO TO FLORIDA _________________________________________ Shut the fuck up you moron. In fact... YOU are banned from Florida for being a moron. We have enough here already. Fucking retard. Stay where you are. The place that you are surely enjoys the gems of enlightenment that you provide them.
From: lolla
Date: 13-May-2008 03:13
HUH? lol they should ticket every european man then! Crazy!
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 13-May-2008 03:58
Is that man labelled a sex offender now?
From: frath0
[FratH0]
Date: 13-May-2008 10:37
From: bungmunch [muncher of bung] Date: 12-May-2008 15:10 From: auldorun [Auldorun] Date: 12-May-2008 14:17 how many times do i have to tell you. i suck cock ---------------- do you prefer your loads voluminous? and what about taste ************************************************************ I was actually told by some chick that "you're salt content is MUCH lower than most guys; it's almost got a sweet tinge to it." I took it as a compliment, basically because I had no other option at that point... Although I DID wonder how long the comparison list was. She may have been 17, but her mouth had more experience than Tat2, Bella AND Flossy combined.
From: frath0
[FratH0]
Date: 13-May-2008 12:06
Fair enough Madam Bella, but I surely wasn't going to stick my monkey wrench in anything else on her... While I don't know for sure, I'm rather certain her vaginal acid would most likely have eaten through a titanium condom. AND it wouldn't have felt good, either.
From: fucktardmama [fook-me]
Date: 13-May-2008 18:26
From: omagoch [Bryan] Date: 12-May-2008 14:35 Wearing a speedo should be a crime. No one has ever looked good in a speedo, and no one ever will - - - - - - - - - - - - - Some of those Olympic male swimmers look pretty good in their banana holders. For example Mark Spitz. HUBBA!
From: surfsidetx [ersatz israel]
Date: 13-May-2008 19:48
What a bunch of Yentas on this board. Old jewish ladies ranting on about speedos. STFU no one cares what you think. My guess is you are all fat and gaseous and ugly.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 14-May-2008 01:41
Goodness gracious! Just how provincial can we get. Most anywhere else in the world no one would even notice a Speedo. The Depitty's silly actions are, on the whole, less disturbing than the litany of prissy gossip on this thread.
From: ballsosteel [and not even male!]
Date: 14-May-2008 04:51
Jeepers H. Freakin Christmas. A Mankini? I will never be able to have sex with the lights on ever again. Damn, can't we leave a few things to the imagination? Ugh. I think my breakfast is coming back up. Sorry guys. If you're going to "let it all hang out" and not take care of yourselves or worry about personal hygiene, then you can't blame a gal for tossing her cookies. Yuullllggghhkkk.
From: fucktardmama [fook-me]
Date: 14-May-2008 06:01
From: surfsidetx [ersatz israel] Date: 13-May-2008 19:48 What a bunch of Yentas on this board. Old jewish ladies ranting on about speedos. STFU no one cares what you think. My guess is you are all fat and gaseous and ugly - - - - - - -- - Well you're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
From: frath0
[FratH0]
Date: 14-May-2008 08:51
Considering she got to taste the load Tat, of COURSE it was.... And in all honesty, there isn't such a thing as a BAD blowjob. I mean, it's like bad sex for men; of course there's not-as-GOOD sex, but I've never had a BAD blowjob or BAD sex (not considering nor caring about the chick, of course). And if the aforementioned ladies have any video evidence of their skills, please, by all means POST the links. 
From: flossy666
[Flossy]
Date: 14-May-2008 11:06
She may have been 17, but her mouth had more experience than Tat2, Bella AND Flossy combined. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wow, when I was 17 I'd never even given a BJ before. And it took me til I was almost 22 to figure out how to cover my teeth with my lips.
Updated: 14-May-2008 13:19
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