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Barber blows brains out
Fox News | Submitted by: TheIdiot
"A barber with strong ties to the military community pulled out a gun and shot himself in the head at a City Council meeting after his request for a rezoning measure was rejected."
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From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 15:46
Damn dude.......keep your hair on!
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 15:58
he was going to blow it anyway=he was just needing an audience-eh
From: gargoyle1
Date: 6-Oct-2007 16:16
I'll teach you all a lesson, I'll blow my brains out and YOU get to clean it up afterwords. Yeah, great thinking here, good thing he offed himself, idiot. Wonder if any of him ended up in a can of green beans?
From: uggh [!]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 16:24
Wow so he was a barber for a bunch of guys with shaved heads? Sounds like a real indispensable member of the community. I hope some brave soldier can master the mysterious art of using a bic razor.
From: nomdeplume [NomDeGuerre]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 16:50
Idiot. Should've shot the City Council first.
From: snarkzilla [Jim Flem, PI]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 16:59
"I'm just gonna take a little off the top."
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 17:12
She be scrambled and goin' over easy.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 17:20
bunnyside up to poach her yolk-hole
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 17:24
Teach your grandmother to suck eggs would ye?
From: plinkotic [HulkFuckingSmash]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 19:52
Fuck the lot of you in the eye with a red hot comb :P Standard Rotten greeting, right? The guy was a taxpaying member of a community who put his whole world and worth into his barbershop. He was backed into a corner and they TOOK A FUCKING VOTE on it. You'd kinda hope a decent human being(we're proof they're few and far between) might get some consideration and help. Instead they said no to a simple rezoning that'd put him in line for a loan of the size he needed to keep afloat. To those thinking 'So what, he needed a handout?'... loan doesn't equal gift. And his books indicate that he'd been a law-abiding citizen in a sea of opportunistic scumbags. He didn't need to traumatize so many people. I do hope he got brains on those voting though. hmm... Dwyr0wned?
From: bgolds
Date: 6-Oct-2007 20:14
He probably should have thought about the zoning before he got the loan. Whoops.
From: spanker [Smoking Joe]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 20:17
The moron was buried in debt grabbing at straws to try and compensate for his stupidity. Here's a fact: Nobody will miss his pathetic ass, he did the world a favor. I can only hope that more losers take notice and do the same.
From: plinkotic [HulkFuckingSmash]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 20:29
Ah, we're gonna go the 'Fuck That Sponge! He should have thought ahead!" scenario. Fair enough. Are city council meetings always that interesting?
From: 69rotten69 [oh yeah]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 21:00
It is NOT up to the city council to rezone your property when you have overextended yourself to the point that is the only way to break even. Sounds like Bo may have done well to take some business classes while he was in barber school. If they would rezone my property commercial, it would be a great windfall for me. I haven't gone out and buried myself in debt to the point that I lost everything if that didn't happen though. Perhaps, working at Supercuts was worse than death in him mind.
From: texasman1000 [texas]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 21:41
What a loser. Gotta admit though that he is no longer worried about the shop. lol So in a rotten sorta way his planed worked. I wounder if the shop is now for sale cheap?
From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 23:12
how does the soul exit the body so quickly 
From: flyndaran [Patrick]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 00:53
Guess he couldn't cut it. Suicides are tragic. Public petulant suicides are selfish one way ego trips.
From: kingnot [Ben]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 02:13
I think what he asked for was minimal compared to the average "-Mart" type deal that communities large and small bend over backwards for. And, unlike the "out of state cash vacuum" deals, he'd still be contributing to a community.
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 04:03
One of my buddy's friends did the same thing: used a pistol on his coconut with a couple of people in the room. I considered buying a car from said chap, but the thing was a POS. Spattered on my poor friend; the wife and I had to pick him up from the cop shop. My opinion of the incident was that said dead lump of flesh (Bill Nelson) was really rude not to have done the deed in private. I had little respect for him alive, and even less now. Apparently, his life was nothing more than a self-sustaining anguish. Hopefully the afterlife, if one there be, has more tangibility and compassion than this cold universe ever offered any of us. 
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 04:25
Hopefully the afterlife, if one there be, has more tangibility and compassion than this cold universe ever offered any of us. ------------------------- Don't hold your fuckin' breath jack.
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 07:23
I do so love a public suicide. ----------------------- Personal note: Had a HUGE fight last night with mister at a party. He said men should always be in charge of the house and decide everything that happens. I said we are partners. He got snotty and macho because there were other men around. I got bitchy because he was denigrating my role in this relationship. End of story.....he slept in the car because I locked him out of the house. I sat two pieces of dry toast on the porch for him while I enjoyed a nice breakfast of eggs, biscuits, honey and that special coffee he loves but that I think is just Maxwell House in a snooty bag. I'm waiting 'til he begs me to let him back in. Smart ass thinks he owns everything, but this is MY damn house and he can kiss my entire ass if he thinks he's running SHIT around here. He can't go anywhere because I have the keys and he doesn't know how to hot-wire. This is going to be an interesting day......we haven't had a fight in months. I'll keep y'all updated.
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 07:43
Personal note: Had a HUGE fight last night with mister at a party. He said men should always be in charge of the house and decide everything that happens. I said we are partners. He got snotty and macho because there were other men around. I got bitchy because he was denigrating my role in this relationship. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I'm in charge of my house and it's more of a responsibility thing than a power trip thing. I pay for everything. I allow my partner that which she can handle, and we work together. I shun other men and gravitate to my partner. We have used this formula for 17 years and it works for us. Funny. It's actually more macho to need a woman than it is to be without one. In my worthless opinion.
From: pontiuspilatus
[Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 08:29
Well, in my "worthlessest" of all opinions, if there were no women, I'd watch porn. Which I do anyway. Most of my GF's claim to hate my porn collection, and then 6 discs are lying in front of the DVD player when I come home.
From: crnkybitch
[cranky bitch]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 08:34
Bella, you go on and on about how wonderful this man is to you, he pampers you like a princess,spoils you. And yet you couldn't be bothered to stroke the man's ego,let him talk big. It means more to you to be seen as an absolute equal at all times than to let your "mister" act macho from time to time? And then you have the nerve to lock him out of the house until he begs to be let back in and serve him food on the porch like he is a dog... Nice show of maturity and mutual respect. You say you are partners, you sound more like whiney power hungry bitches.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 10:31
<<From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius] Date: 7-Oct-2007 08:45 Cranky, grow up. That's what you get when you buy a n!gger.>> -----+-----+----- LOL Triple P, How do you make a knigger nervous? Take 'em to an auction. Any way I prefer the politically correct term 'antique farming equipment.
From: evildave [Evil Dave]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 10:39
A proper spectacle is always a laugh riot. Climb up high, light himself on fire, shoot himaself, and fall on fire to go 'splat' on the ground would've made an even better story. Yeah, he banked everything on one bet and lost, and decided to check out because he went from being a charitable and respected businessman to becoming a welfare case in his old age over one vote. And some random janitor got put on brain bit & blood puddle duty, and one or two people in the place probably got a little warm spatter on them and some little dots on their shirts that won't come out. It's my (evil) opinion that if you're going to commit bloody, flashy suicide to 'punish' people or at least show your dislike for their decisions, then you gotta do it where they can see it. Don't do it in a shed where few people will hear about it and the story about WHY you were so peeved gets mangled in the grapevine into 'depressed over baseball team loss'. He did it right. Vote went wrong, he capped himself right in front of them. No doubt why he did it in anybody's minds. The same people who shook his hand and smiled in his face before voting against him got to see him die. He probably should've used a bigger gun, but I guess it worked. Of course, this begs the question about security. I thought most public courts and town halls had metal detectors, but not this particular place. He'd have to go outside, get to his car, pull out the gun and run to do it on the steps when people began coming out.
From: mcdanel1771
[mcdanel 1771]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 10:47
"`````The guy was a taxpaying member of a community who put his whole world and worth into his barbershop. He was backed into a corner and they TOOK A FUCKING VOTE on it.`````" Plinkotic; I'm with you on that. But seriously, there's no politics like small politics. Small town zoning meetings, or city council meetings can be very 'entertaining'. A lot of the people who really care, are really wingnuts.
From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 12:06
wow Cow Bell. You're a total bitch. Congratulation. You won first in the bitch contest.
From: 69rotten69 [oh yeah]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 12:58
My wife would never, ever lock me out of the house to sleep in the car and then put toast on the porch for breakfast. That's one the reasons she drives a Mercedez and pretty much gets whatever she wants. She respects me and I treat her right for it. The first time I get locked out of the house is when she starts driving a Saturn and shopping for clothes at Target. Your boyfriend, cia, is a pussy for putting up with that shit. Now, go unlock the door and beg his forgiveness for acting like a total cunt.
From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 13:01
Locked him out of the house, bella? May I ask, whose house? If it's in his name, you are a stupid bitch. If it's in your name, you are a stupid bitch for allowing a freeloader to live off of you. Fat stupid American bitch. Alan Alda! Alan Alda! Alan Alda! Alan Alda! Alan Alda!
From: slappymcbappy [Slappy McBappy]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 13:15
The council made the right vote. Turning your home into a commercial property hoping that will increase its value so you can tap the equity and get your failing business further in debt, is a pretty "hairbrained" scheme to begin with. Get it? Hairbrained. Hair... brains... is this mic on?
From: plinkotic [HulkFuckingSmash]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 13:24
'He did it right. Vote went wrong, he capped himself right in front of them. No doubt why he did it in anybody's minds. The same people who shook his hand and smiled in his face before voting against him got to see him die.' Exactly.I might feel for the nonvoters who had to see it, but I think visible gore is right for everyone once they reach adulthood. The normal people will be traumatized early, and some'll survive, and the sociopaths'll crawl out of the woodwork to get to the scene. They can be rounded up and made permanent gameshow contestants! 'while juggling 3 loaded revolvers.' 0o0oo, with cartridges overloaded on powder, and blocked muzzles! And a Clown!
From: crnkybitch
[cranky bitch]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 16:05
From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius] Date: 7-Oct-2007 09:19 Cranky, I swear, the doctor said it's nothing, and that I could go at it in 3 days again. Hm? Hmmm? Hmmmmmm? Don't worry my love for you is platonic. +++ Thanks for making that clear Pontius. I've spent many sleepless nights wondering how to break the news, that I just don't love you. Now my mind is at rest and you can just be my favorite human petri dish. 
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 16:14
'while juggling 3 loaded revolvers.' 0o0oo, with cartridges overloaded on powder, and blocked muzzles! And a Clown! -----+-----+----- And a cartridge in a pear tree.
From: pontiuspilatus
[Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 16:42
From: crnkybitch [cranky bitch] Date: 7-Oct-2007 16:05 From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius] Date: 7-Oct-2007 09:19 Cranky, I swear, the doctor said it's nothing, and that I could go at it in 3 days again. Hm? Hmmm? Hmmmmmm? Don't worry my love for you is platonic. +++ Thanks for making that clear Pontius. I've spent many sleepless nights wondering how to break the news, that I just don't love you. Now my mind is at rest and you can just be my favorite human petri dish. ---------- See how I am? Even though you'll only use me for chemical experiments, I still love you! Please strip search me! Now GF 2 is here, Thursday, Friday, 3 will be here, in the meantime I'll try to work. Saturday, a new one wants to move in, but that's another story. So next week is fine. By the way, why do girls always want to move in? Have they no idea that it complicates fucking other girls a lot?
From: crnkybitch
[cranky bitch]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 17:42
So next week is fine. ++++ Pontius you are such a doll! So willing to work me into your complicated schedule, I just can't understand why anyone would think you were an asshole. By the way, why do girls always want to move in? Have they no idea that it complicates fucking other girls a lot? +++ That won't be a problem after I get to experiment on you. Well, I suppose you could still use your fingers and mouth.
From: pontiuspilatus
[Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 18:09
From: crnkybitch [cranky bitch] Date: 7-Oct-2007 17:42 So next week is fine. ++++ Pontius you are such a doll! So willing to work me into your complicated schedule, I just can't understand why anyone would think you were an asshole. ------------- Hey am trying my best. It's a title quite difficult to defend. The competition is humongous. By the way, why do girls always want to move in? Have they no idea that it complicates fucking other girls a lot? +++ That won't be a problem after I get to experiment on you. Well, I suppose you could still use your fingers and mouth. ------------- Before you start your experiments, you should probably talk to the girl who tried to get her finger in my ass. I think she's out of hospital already. I did not hit her, but I'm afraid I shouted her against the wall. God am I tolerant.
From: crnkybitch
[cranky bitch]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 18:22
I'm afraid I shouted her against the wall. +++ Hey now, that could be fun! I have been beat silly a few times (explains a lot, yes?) and thrown against a few walls. But no one has ever shouted my against a wall. If I was fast enough and you were drunk enough I might could get in a bit of damage before bouncing against the wall. Truthfully though, I'm not sure there is enough latex in the world for me to feel comfortable in the same room with you anyway sweetie.
From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 19:00
So bella, were you honestly surprised that the black bastard you're shagging acted like he owned you in public? What the hell did you expect from a black pimp bastard? You fat, dumb, pimp loving American cow.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 19:44
Hue, why are you being an asshole? Do you really believe that it is only black men who delude themselves into thinking that they are de facto "the Big Cheese" of the household? C'mon, read up on the traditional white nuclear family as ordained by the Scriptures and the "role model" of many men. Let's not get totally stupid.
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 20:25
Just to let you know, me and my mister kissed and made up all afternoon....a good fight does wonders for us when we get a little stale. So good of you all to show your concern.
From: chinnuts
[Got Three For Ya]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 21:54
I'd hate to get a blowdry with his haircut. Could be fatal but fast. Funny. It's actually more macho to need a woman than it is to be without one. --------------------------- I don't quite understand there Androlomo. I mean, there are 3.5 billion women. Not so hard to get one. I'd much rather have one where the want is mutual, than the need was either.
From: static
[arking quotes]
Date: 8-Oct-2007 00:31
Bella, don't be a controlling bitch. So what your man said he's the man give him a break. If he loves you the way you say than you should give him a break. Don't be a c-nt. It's deeper than that. 
From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 8-Oct-2007 04:51
Anti-Christ Superstar! Anti-Christ Superstar! Anti-Christ Superstar! Anti-Christ Superstar! Anti-Christ Superstar! Anti-Christ Superstar! ok - it's a stretch.
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 8-Oct-2007 05:01
Chinnuts: point made, lesson learned. I was typing and formulated an incomplete thought. Your counterpoint was successfully anal-yzed and ass-imilated; your view has been archived as the correct one. Congratulations. And thank you. Ugh.
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 8-Oct-2007 06:44
Static, the truth is, he likes it when I get a bit bitchy from time to time. It turns him on. I don't have the energy to maintain this level of bitchiness for more than a day or two, but when I do manage to ramp it up, oooo weeee! He loves the hell out of it. Normally, we don't disagree on much. A good fight over something stupid keeps the love fires burning. Oh, and I'm not guessing that he likes it, he has actually told me. Now, for all of you who were criticizing how I rock my baby.....  Kiss my pretty pink ass.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 8-Oct-2007 07:00
The question is begging to be asked though, was the suicide painless? I know it brought on many changes already, but still.
From: ladyjanegrey
Date: 8-Oct-2007 07:45
I remember that Budd Dwyer suicide. Does anyone rememher why he did it?
From: burpen [Bagel Farty Ted]
Date: 8-Oct-2007 08:02
So you could say he... split his wig.
From: bungmunch [muncher of bung]
Date: 8-Oct-2007 11:10
Old Bud capped himself because of some bribery scandal
From: bunker7 [Bunker7]
Date: 8-Oct-2007 13:11
Once again, fucked up military people - hey got any postmortem pics?
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 8-Oct-2007 14:03
From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion] Date: 8-Oct-2007 14:01 Three posters with screen names which start with "bu". How coinky-dental is that? ----------------------- And Budd Dwyer was mentioned in the post right before.....eerie.....
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 8-Oct-2007 14:18
I remember watching that live. Everyone just thought he was going to make a speech regarding whatever and then BLAM! PINK MIST! I was wondering when Jim McGreevy (sp?, ex-goverver of NJ) went on live TV if suicide by Smith & Wesson was going to be the outcome. But no all he did was come out of the closet.
Updated: 12-Oct-2007 14:47
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